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tv   PODKAST  1TV  December 2, 2023 2:15am-3:01am MSK

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are you crazy? they will break you, let them catch up with you first, i always play without a form.
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you will have tea, oh you, now you are taking care of me, yes, i say, you will have tea, i will, i will, just be stronger, then with your hockey. eh,
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do you hear me, you need to be careful with her, what? i say be careful with her. listen, open up, who? yes, i’m not worried about her, i’m worried about you, she really is damned. what were they talking about, and what were they talking about? here. siyok, thank you, yes, congratulations on your victory, okay, i hear everything, let's go for a walk, let's go, let's go, you're very you're good at skating, it's true, but i...
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i've been skating for years, why did i quit, but there was one incident, then i'll tell you, tell me, now, tan, well, really, we're in no hurry, tell me, i was doing figure skating , when i was 18, misha and i were sent to international competitions, we prepared so much, before the performance we walked around the city. we went to the fair, we saw a fortune teller's salon, we went to find out how successful our couple would be at the championship, but nothing good came of it, the fortune teller said what was waiting for me curse, we don’t have a future together with misha, i was terribly upset and scared, but she didn’t say anything else, the performance ended in trauma for me, he didn’t hold me back.
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it so happened, he left me, tanya, he didn’t leave you, he just didn’t keep him, no, he left me when he realized that i would no longer do figure skating, he found a new partner. i see, tanya, if you want to be honest, it seems to me you’re making things up, what happened at the championship, what happened at the show, this crown of celibacy, a curse, but there’s nothing like that, you just thought about it and it happened, throw it all out of your head, everything will be fine, that is, you don’t believe in magic, you didn’t believe it until i met you, your smile is real magic. as i understand it, your words were supposed to
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have a magical effect on me, but they didn’t? what, what's wrong with you? nothing, i just remembered the costume, i remembered, i had to take the shaman’s costume to the television center in the morning, well, will you give it back tomorrow? yes, of course, i’ll take it tomorrow,
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why not take it tomorrow, yes, don’t interrupt it, huh? everything is fine, suit, suit, me, tanyush, please, don’t, don’t worry, don’t be offended, i’ll write to you, don’t be offended, it’s impossible. how can that be?
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stepanov, stay late. just a minute, please , great, the whole university is talking about you, you should be in the rector’s office, impudent, you’re a risky guy stepanov, what did you want? i wanted to help you, you understand what the consequences can be, everything is very serious, you should be expelled, it’s my fault, even if they expel me. no, both of you will be expelled, but you can help katya, do you want to save katya? what is this? this is your chance, read this in front of everyone audience, i will try to hush up this unpleasant
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incident. i won’t read this, it’s baseness, or do you think, or katya will be expelled, and not even one... university will not accept her anymore, do you want to ruin her life? hello, i called this number, and hello, wait in line, but it’s a long wait, and it depends on your karma, yeah. so what are his hopes, good afternoon,
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hello, and who is last, write your name here. well, now he’s found out about you, come on in, yeah, original, how you love him. no queue, but hurry up, hurry up, and no one will say thank you to fate, so wait for everyone , we’ll wait as long as you can, with me, for a minute,
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come on in, come on in, by the way, unexpectedly, and you’re here like, well, stop it, something, i’m just you know, i’m serving people, people come. everyone needs something, but i try to help as much as possible. well, the horror stories have begun, all sorts of hallucinations , but i warned you, i even set up protection so that all this horror wouldn’t ruin you, and you, i see, you are aware of my story, let’s be honest, let’s be alone, she’s alone, and the feeling of loneliness will only grow, you will not remind me who said this on air, so what? and didn’t think, so you put a crown of celibacy on a girl, a phantom of loneliness,
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listen, this happens every day, to 100 million people, 100 million times, this is chatter, yes, yes, yes, but no, they don’t say the same thing every day , you know, it seems like i gave my word, i took my word, how simple, yes, go, try, take it back, in short, i came, you will help, how can i say, take this one off tanya? there is no singleness, a phantom or whatever she has, so that she calms down and doesn’t think, just alexey, my dear, you cursed the girl, i take it off, it won’t work, sorry, goodbye, wait, i can transfer the curse to you in the finale of the show. if you love her, what will you do to help her? where there is an entrance, there
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is an exit. how will i reach the final, i'm not a psychic? don’t even think about it, i ’ll take it all upon myself. just change the shaman, well, some complex question, that’s the answer right away, we need some time to think and make such a decision right away, who is stopping us, who, i say, didn’t even offer tea. i will help your tana, help yourself,
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will you have some marmalade? natural, okay.
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i won’t come any closer, well, i’m afraid to scare you , put it on, tanya, listen, i talked to people who are looking into everything about this, it was about this television broadcast, there are just millions of people there, some kind of... energies, flows, i don’t know, it’s some kind of crazy energy, phantoms, i don’t know what it’s all about, it all worked, so it should work in the opposite direction, you know, you don’t see me, well, how do i you, well, how do i you, kiss me, leave her, come on, of course, i’ll kiss you, well, and who do you see, i’m
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you, yes, and what, i’m so disgusting to you, right? no, no, it’s not disgusting, why is it disgusting, no, tanya, tanya, everything will be fine, tanya, even though it may be a little scary, taking this first step, but then miracles happen , let’s start to free everything, don’t be afraid to combine, it would seem that which is incompatible, it was narrow and quite cramped here, but now it’s as if there are no square meters. exists, i want another tree where i can integrate it, on the window, wow, it looks like heavy some kind of design, you can just hold it with one hand, we have a lot of scraps left, from them we make such fish, great, i hope the prank was a success,
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about comfort, the premiere, tomorrow at the first, perhaps, ukrainian propaganda in in the person of vladimir zelsky, of course, he spreads a promise to return all the money for weapons loans. of course, he won’t give anything back, he buys yachts, villas in italy, real estate in africa, when they stopped giving him money, he started asking for a loan, soon he will start stealing. fedorov tells us: in the territories, personnel crisis, because everyone is afraid, the threat of explosion, liquidation, it is extremely high. to everyone who works in the liberated territories, the anti-fake premiere is on monday first. before we begin, i would like to resolve an unpleasant incident that occurred a few days ago. pyotr stepanov, can you please come here?
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peter wants to tell us something, so go ahead, peter. either you read it, or we both go to the rector. i would like to speak about the behavior of mine and our friend
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student kirina potapova, her behavior is rude violation of socialist moral norms. moral behavior, unacceptable, unforgivable in soviet society. continue. for such behavior, she will remain alone. those close to her, like damned, she will spend her life in complete loneliness, thank you, peter, for promptly condemning the moral fall of comrade potapova,
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sit down, peter. well, let's continue. so, the topic of the lesson is the solar planetary hierarchy in the concept of ancient peoples. the mirror remembers those who approached it. but can master rustam name us three people whom we asked to come to this mirror.
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naked man, are you sure he's an athlete or something, woman. attention, rustam, we asked three people to approach the mirror, a man, a dancing woman, who is the third? girl, pay attention to the screen. but i told you, dear tv viewers, welcome the first finalist, for
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a short commercial break, after which the duel will continue, now i am now. “mom, mom, i just decided who you are, mom, it’s me , now, volodya, volodya, yes, what, dear, sorry that she’s doing this in my house, vova, you’ve completely forgotten us, what do you want here? mom, what do you need, he asks, your son balashkha is growing up, you need money, new textbooks, you need a new phone, but what about without
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him, and you and i broke up a long time ago, we still need it, volodya, vova, i’m coming now i'll figure it out, don't worry. sector letter. oglaya, please tell us about the author of this letter. thank you.
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this is a man, someone is in my way, the connection has disappeared, the connection, we. we don’t quite understand.
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the identification sector is one of our most interesting lots. so, dear kunda ichite, only one of these men has a criminal record. tell us who is the criminal? i want to say something to the tv viewer. i wonder what you want to say about the last program, but yes, of course, of course, dear friends, we all remember very well what you
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did in the last round, but nevertheless, nevertheless, let me note , that you still haven’t answered the question of what is in the closet, and i think that now is the time to take revenge and demonstrate to us all your lethality. so who is the culprit?
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okay, my god, what have you done, now you will be given medical assistance there, if necessary, please excuse me, dear friends, before your eyes, a respected person literally incapacitated one of the test subjects, and this is real. with a criminal past, welcome the second finalist, bravo, well , the participants in the final of the duel of psychics have been decided, rustam anatolyevich, what did you do with her, i know that it was you, these are all the words that i read, what it was, damage, petya, you are
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smart, only... damage, this a curse. what a curse, fix everything quickly. but i can’t, you said everything yourself, you arranged everything yourself. so, wait, if i said it, does that mean i can undo it? not so simple. the curse cannot be undone. it can only be transferred, and then only to the person who voluntarily agrees to take it. so then carry it over. you can do this, right? of course i will help. from you, but only you must now obey me in everything, why did you do this to us, tell me, well, what’s more important to you, her or to know why?
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let's take a walk, what i couldn't remove was not from celibacy. tanya has no wine without her brothers, then everything is much more serious, a curse came to her through you, so that her loved one will see in her the embodiment of his fears, but how to remove the curse? no way, it will remain on someone, until the end of life, on someone, that is, it turns out that it is possible.
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bring, a curse can only be taken, and taken voluntarily, only voluntarily, this is the main condition, voluntarily, rustam arranged everything for the sake of the ritual, the ritual will do its omnipotent, but love conquers any magic, this is part of your path. how great it is that we have all gathered here today, our good shaman probably told you that for tanya, well, for your beloved girl, ritual is the only way out, okay, so what? this is
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the only way out, you will transfer the curse of the camp onto me, or i will not come to the finals, you know how to speak, well, everything is dealt with. i will do everything i promised, now go, today i will tell you about the so-called mystical ritual, getting rid of filth. he is part of the beliefs of eastern european ancient peoples. such rituals are the basis of the philosophy of self-denial. peter
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agreed to clearly demonstrate to us the nature of the ritual being performed. haha, everything will be fine, i promise, do you want to save your girl? well, let's go, one,
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two! petya, sit, petya, sing, sing, petik, petya, breathe, petya, please remember, their death is on your
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conscience, what happened? listen, kristin, i need help. okay, i need to change the ending of the show. are you kidding? no, i want to tell the whole truth in live, and i still need to do, alex , the whole truth has been approved by the channel, there is a legend of a shaman, there is a legend of rustam, just say your text, get a lot of money, i don’t need
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money, you understand that i will be fired, alex, stop throwing away yours things, and that this is an article from a newspaper from the year sixty-three, at the university, an honored teacher mysteriously disappeared during a pagan ritual, two students tried to run to him, and he killed them both, also he is like two peas in a pod, surprisingly similar, really ? yes, it’s true that, sorry,
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yes, tanya, we need to talk, so that means the curse is not because of alex, because of alex, he is thoughtless. behind the scenes, rustam put mystical power into them. yalix became just his tool, a pawn, well , what can i do, you have to believe in yourself, fate brought you together for a reason, i was also not an accident, you can save him if you believe, and you can help, no, rustam deprived me of my strength, i need time to regain it, now everything depends on you, if you... let him know, through the great great love is given to the test, no, all this
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is somehow too much for me, excuse me, i have to go, our finalists approached me with a request to carry out some unique ritual before they begin to pass their main tests, hold on, today in the two strongest psychics of this year will meet live. so, meet the ivenki shaman, kundu, and chicht. hello, pundu, please tell me what request did you make of me? i want master rustam to perform the ritual and transfer the curse to me, that is, if. am i right i understand that master rustam will transfer the crown
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of celibacy from that tv viewer to you, yes, yeah, and why do you want to spend the rest of your life alone? yes, it’s commendable, the shaman kuundal has prepared a special appeal to tv viewers, let’s see, forgive me, but i really feel bad, because i understand that your whole life, and i know that your loved ones see not you, their nightmares, but me i will do everything to make you happy, even if not with me, i just want to say that... i love you very much, well, we’re meeting
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second finalist of the thirtieth season of the duet , please turn around, let's go to the television center, hello, master, please tell me, have you ever performed a similar ritual before? yes, you know, i did it once and... and how did it all end? the most important thing here is that it's over, it sounds optimistic, on my part, it's something like a friendly favor, what are you saying? well, i'm ready, great, uh, kundu, are you ready for the ceremony? yeah, huh? what, well
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, let's go, well, let's go, where are we? let's go, let's go, now we must come to the point of power. well
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now we’ll go for a swim, it’ll all be over, i mean, you want to save your girl, but then? let's go, very good. now let’s get three in order,
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yes, good boy, love your tanya, and three! listen, friend, you have money, you broke my advertisement, our shaman is definitely safe, yes, yes, everything is in order, he is for the tv picture,
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christina, run to the control room to turn off the air. dmitry varentivich, are you sure that her rating will jump? this will be the best season of our program, i said, run to the control room, turn off the air, quickly. something like this in the sense of something like the ritual is completed? yes, the ceremony is completed.
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dear friends, i ask everyone, what is happening , did he die, i wanted, i wanted, i would like to remind you, our project is unique, he died and things can happen here that absolutely don’t shut up, i’m scared, let’s leave, let's leave, leave here, leave here, sit.
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alex, alex, hold on, now, alex, now. people, i have real power, i performed this ritual in front of millions, from now on my powers are limitless, the duel is over.

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