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everyone has their own story, it’s big there, but there are no such things that they can’t come up with jokes about drawbridges somewhere, for example, well, because in st. petersburg they exist, but somewhere else they are in there i don’t know in kolomna there or in yaroslavl there or somewhere else or i don’t have it in minsk, but it’s good if you think that there is no difference, it seems to me that i’m pretty much the same everywhere and i can tell killer jokes, cool, subtle ones here in st. petersburg , but it seems to me that this is all... well, a made-up story, maybe people even they specially came up with something like: oh, i have a st. petersburg joke, an intelligent one, like , you know, like english humor, only now like st. petersburg, then they went, since there is no difference, i remember this joke, the husband disappeared, the wife, well, she filed an application , the police are all there, morgues back and forth, waiting there , and the doorbell rings, and two officers are standing there, two are policemen, and they say, hello, you are some kind of citizen there, he says yes. he says: we have bad
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news for you, good news and a request, what do you say, where to start, they, well, let’s go with the bad, he she says, your husband drowned, she begins, what’s the good news, when we got him, we collected 6 kg of crayfish from him, she says, what is your request, please? we'll throw it in again, a very dark joke, by the way , i love, sorry, vodik, i know, i really like short jokes, the shorter it seems to me, the more laconic, the more, i really like the joke, i don't know, you know or not, when a veterinarian, a veterinarian, gets sick, comes to the doctor and the doctor looks at me and says: “what are you complaining about, what hurts? says: “oh, no, well, everyone can do that, well, i, listen, you know how, i’ll tell you.”
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i’ll answer, i also love short jokes, i really like them when they ’re very succinct, and there, the old bearded guy, when the woman came, he said, i’m hurting here, he says, take off your clothes, she says, where should i put my clothes, yes on my luggage , well, uh, such old bearded ones, and of course, you must agree, a layer of these jokes could not help but appear, you reminded me just now, when kashpirovsky and chumak argued between themselves, well, who is cooler there, he says, well, yes ... show what you can, the plague, he says , now i’ll give the instructions, now the car is driving, it just stops and won’t go any further, that’s it, well, the driver will just jump out, raise the hood and not understand what, what’s happening , he says , well, come on, that one time, he waved his arms, and the jeep was driving, sharply, sharply right there, the driver didn’t hit the steering wheel there, he stands, gets out , opens the hood, waves his arms, types something there like that there, he says , here,
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kashpirovsky looked, said, look, you see, on the fifth floor, there’s a balcony , there’s some kind of rubber lying there, he says, well , now a washing machine will fly out of this balcony, he says, he says, look, here the balcony opens, a man in a t-shirt runs out, just the tv is thrown down, there are some cars... the tv breaks, the chumak is looking after it, now , the second time the balcony opens, a man runs out, a microwave, a car, he says, now, now for a second, concentrates, a man runs out, looks around and yells, well, no, i don’t have a washing machine, well
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well, friends, we continue to tell jokes, the funny stories in the studio are still me, vadim golygin and viktor vasiliev, for sure, i don’t understand why, for example, some heroes become heroes of jokes, others don’t, even the same cartoon characters, why are there few jokes about leopold, and about mice, and about the same cheburashka with gena, well, maybe it’s just some kind of hidden pr, maybe the people who drew, well, that is, animators, they themselves came up with it, laid it out, come on -one more. we're releasing the cartoon right now on top there are 20 more anecdotes so that it goes among the people , you know, there were no advertisements , you know, about life stories, i don’t know whether this story was true or not, they told it to me as a real story, before in the soviet union in order to go to sanatorium there, then the whole family took tests, but you had to have a certificate from the doctor that you were healthy, as it were, in order to go to the sanatorium, everything in the beards now requires a certificate that you are sick. family, everything, mom, dad,
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they went through all the doctors, well, my daughter, 13 years old, that means she also went through all the doctors. a gynecologist, well, he walks into the gynecologist’s office, the gynecologist says: sit down for now, that means, on the chair, that’s all, and use your hands yourself. it means she’s washing, well, the girl, it means she went to the gynecologist for the first time, it means she went to the chair, what ’s it like, she doesn’t understand, well, it’s like you put your legs here, she put her legs in like that, she lay down on her stomach like that, and she’s lying, that means on the chair with her back upstairs, so that’s how it is, and the gynecologist is washing his hands, so where are we going? very good, of course, here is the story with medicine, with veterinarians, in general , everything that is good, with prison is very cool i like it when you remember this one, when you go to prison, it means that those who have been there for 20-30 years are sitting there for 20-30 years, they’re like that in the cell
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, well, new ones come into the cell, look at them all, that means they’re like that, so what? what did you sit down for? he was like that, but he killed his wife, yeah, he’s not married , there are a lot of stories, of course, there are a lot of vadik stories, let’s start, for example, with a funny story about a funeral, you can, we had, there was, in the sense that there was a team, so there was a girl like this, natasha, she had a grandmother, her grandmother went to the funeral, but the family, that means there, she, brother, there, mother, that’s it, they were sitting at home, waiting grandma, by the time she returns, it means she ’s returning from the funeral in the evening, the whole family is just hysterical, everyone is just laughing , the fact is that when grandma left
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home, she needed, well, to put something on her head, dark, her eyesight is poor in the dark, she mixed up her scarves, accidentally put on her brother’s bandana with skulls, and says, but i thought these were roses, that is, can you imagine, she stood there in this scarf with skulls , it suited her there, love is special, and what about you? yes okay, everything is there yes, well, it happens that of course, i really liked the story that garik martirasyan told me, from another opera, in general, children's stories, they are very cool, because children are always like that, well, open-minded, they always sculpt, when garik marterosyan came up to... sminka was still little and said: dad, what is a trick? ? he says trick? well, look, you see a candy, there’s no candy here, you see , the candy is lying, look, i’m closing it, you see, jasmine, look, a butterfly, then it turns away, he once
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shifts the candy, turns away, well, where is the candy, it’s standing like that, and where is the butterfly? let's continue it’s still me, vadim golygin and viktor vasiliev who tell jokes and funny stories in the studio. friends, you can watch all episodes of the podcast lab project on the website of the first channel 1tv.ru. i remembered the story, i wanted you to remember it too, and tell our viewers. our mutual friend, his name is borya, i won’t mention his last name, although it was gorbunov. borik gorbunov. i must tell you, friends, that the events that took place were exactly in 2000, i think the first year, we were playing together there in kvn, the team kvn-bgu and the kvn team , the st. petersburg team, our friend morya , he helped your team, he drove such a black kruzak, absolutely, he didn’t have time
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to wash it, it was all black, then it was still black, then gray and once again we are only in the rain, in natural conditions, and it means he has such... hair, such a beard, he also has an earring in his ear and he has such a good-natured face, there are corners here, but he looks very much like a bully , yes, here’s a story about him, you probably don’t know it, moscow is night, they went to pick up some things for your game big panels, only then, well, put on such videos there, some big tvs of some kind for some complex number, and at night, on this car of black and gray of an incomprehensible color - the post is slowing down, which means the traffic cop is slowing down, he crawls naps, and he stops , well, i’ll show you how you and the traffic cop, yes, he stops and sits, just looks
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ahead of himself, and then comes up to him, so this traffic cop introduces himself, he opened the window and sits behind the wheel, at this time... the weather is like this, drizzling rain, lightning, some the full moon, well, the weather is just disgusting, and he’s standing there, the car, these drops, you know, wash away and you can see that the car is not gray, but black, that is. you know the story, at that moment the traffic policeman says, please, good night, your documents, and borya, without looking at him, gives him the documents, just like that , he just looks at the steering wheel, well, he looks like a flash of lightning, there he takes the document in profile, think about it, yes, with an earring, he looks, and he says, well, i just kind of have all my documents in order and i just decide, well, kind of behave like this, for some reason , so that, well, that’s it, he’s already started, where to go, and
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he looked, all the documents are in order, but the car is suspicious, and of course, the passenger, his employee asks how long have you lived in moscow , and borya answers him, he says, i don’t know why, after all , for a long time, in such a voice, so that time, and where do you work, he turns his head to say: a sorcerer, and he sharply gives him the documents, all the best, can you imagine, i went across the border, that is, just in case, yes, yes, dear friends, i’ll come in handy for you now i’ll tell you this thing: golygin , in addition to the fact that he knows a lot of jokes that he doesn’t come up with himself, also comes up with three or four of them a day, i really liked this personal thing, once golygin said the most beautiful thing, he said that lenin first they didn’t want to bury the mausoleum. but they wanted to make a secret out of it, under a piece of paper
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, about 25 m, i really liked it, of course, vadik interrupts with telephone conversations, when you talk to him on the phone, it means my wife was pregnant, it was 10 years ago, i’m calling golygina, vadka, hello, how are you and i’m talking to him on the phone, and anya is sitting next to me, she’s already like, it’s been a serious month there, and i’m stroking her stomach like that. on the pregnant belly i’m talking to vadik on the phone, i say , vadka, what are you like, where are you, he says, well , how are you, i say, i’m fine, i’m sitting now, and my second hand is on my stomach, and there from my stomach someone says hello to you, to which golydin says, where is anka, you remembered, yes, vadik, well, thank you, i didn’t think that you would start to push me paid, although, although this is really money, but
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there are always these things that you always say, they are always funny, for those who have a child, this is such, well, i’m just kind of giving you a joke that is always ripped off on the phone when there , well, how do you grow there, and there they start, well, we’re already there cooing, pooping, yes, okay, we’re eating, well done, and the child, how at that moment it’s always funny there. our time has come to an end, we have only just started galloping, yes, i hope that we will meet you again, friends, because that i really want to tell you a lot of interesting stories and, accordingly , anecdotes, this is a podcast of jokes, time is up, stay in a good mood, we will definitely come back to you, i was with you today, vadim golygin is wonderful, magnificent victor vasiliev, victor vasiliev, thank you, calm good night, friends, good mood. hello everyone, i’m larisa guzyaeva,
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let’s get married, good afternoon, today the bride is anna, yulia, anastasia, and our groom is veniamin, veniamin, 35 years old, when veniamin realized that he could not support his beloved, left home in a state of stress and walked from the nizhny novgorod region to st. petersburg. veniamin is a craftsman, he has been making wooden spoons and swans since the age of 13 , he lives in the city of semyonov, he likes to have oatmeal for breakfast while looking out the window for a long time , he dreams that his crafts will be in every home, he warns that they will live on his territory, he admits that he is very taquil. benjamin will not enter into a relationship with a homemaker who likes to give out unsolicited advice. his wife will be a creative owner of a small nose, who will... with the pleasure of running with him, seeing sunrises and gently stroking his ego.
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hello, hello , i brought you gifts, oh, okay, why, but what, no gifts, thank you very much, what a delight, thank you, god, what a delight, motryoshkas, generally cool, but interesting, he makes them himself , painted by our semenov artists. here are the blanks, these products, and you made them yourself, oh, god grant you patience and health, and so that you never get tired of it, because if. if we don’t save it, then who are we then, right? yes, well, if yes, he knows how to make spoons and some souvenirs , which means he has hands, and your ex sent you so far that you walked all the way from your region to st. petersburg, at first it was that i walked to nizhny novgorod, and in the same kind of shoes were? yes, it was bad weather, it was drizzling, and you at least had a compass
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or some way of finding your way around, well, along the highway, that’s quite simple. it happened, no one stopped for the compassionate ones, they didn’t say, boys, let’s go, we’ll give you a lift, a lot of people drove up, but they were talking about this, but for me it was the principle that you need to go exactly this way, get out of your situation from the inside, well, at least you had a penny for your soul, there’s a mobile phone, of course, of course, well done, i covered a long distance, there are a lot of people, i love walking , and i wanted to walk a little... further to the end of the city to eat and come back, but when i began to approach the cafe, this thought had already occurred to me, that this distance was not enough for me, there was this sadness inside, such a fire, yes pay off, and i decided to go before and some time of the day it was, it
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was 7 pm, my god, so you went straight into the night, my golden light, the light of the lanterns of you, yes, just like that, the fanari accompanied the uninvited path , can you imagine what kind of pedestrian he is, it turns out, he just goes out onto the highway at night and walks, and you can imagine, you’re driving along the road at this moment, and a guy is walking, i also filmed the broadcast, uh , so that it doesn’t happen on the way back, refuse, well, in the hope that she too read it and run after it, and it was even more interesting when i started leaving the city hers, she met me, how did she decide to apply too? she was just driving from nizhny, it turned out that she came to meet me, it was not planned in any way , this was fate, we collided, she was on foot, she was just walking home from the train, she was frozen , the wind was blowing and she didn’t get a chance to communicate, well, she even though she asked where you were going, i didn’t tell her where i went, if he walks such
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long distances, it means that the person is, firstly, hardy, and secondly... he thinks on the way, comprehends this life, here we are so we’re trying to drown out our grievances with something , yes, some kind of physical action, so you chose such a long walk, and what a pain, it traumatized you, it brought you, when we started dating, i have a daughter, she walked to the kindergarten, and there is a nurse , and here, yes, i go into the kindergarten, put on shoe covers, like a cultured person, she... walked along the corridor and spoke sharply to me, “are you not wearing shoe covers, you were wearing shoe covers, so she didn’t see it somehow, she wrote to me, she said, sorry, sorry, i did this and that, so, that i didn’t see, i said, okay , fine, no big deal, she then made me an order, what she liked about me, when she
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pointed out the details, what needed to be corrected here, corrected here, i agreed and did it, but i think, well, girl after all, i need to make a wish come true, and i think, how accommodating, yes, how sweet, yes, we communicated, there’s a lot in the esques, just a pure, kind person, in our time this is a huge rarity, how long have you communicated with her before than to move in together, but here it all happened quite quickly, how long were they happy and she there was enough of everything, it was probably about a year and a half ago, but for a long time we...' 5 years with her is practically about you, veniamin, she knew, well , who she was moving in with, she knew what you were doing, and what your income was, approximately, and then it became unsatisfactory, she, as i assume, thought to improve me, there was only one picture, but somehow i couldn’t
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grow financially, but to improve like she, like you wanted, you see, here she is i liked it, well , of course, you have the floor, well, there is something to work on, in general, benjamin himself is fantastic, moreover, he makes spoons, swans , they pay very little for this, your shop is small, but what dreams, let me quickly read it straight out, briefly, and maybe a lot will become clear to you, it means an ideal family day, the author’s spelling and wording have been preserved , which means the ideal day is to wake up together in a snow-white bed at about eight o'clock without an alarm clock or a calendar, the sun is shining outside the window, the maid brought us a breakfast of fresh fruit and... a silver tray melted onto a snow-white one table near the bed, we had a snack, did yoga, the cook prepared breakfast for the whole family, the maid set the table, and after breakfast we
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ate something expensive, an expensive car and took the children to a private school for entrepreneurs, and my wife went to a transparent lake to make a film about swans , we had a heart-to-heart talk about lofty things and the future, then we filmed several videos, after dinner we will go to a restaurant where live piano music is playing, and in the evening we will watch comedies. in a stone hall, where the light is dimmed, and in the middle of the floor there is a carpet with long hair, listen, well, it’s bad for the soldier who doesn’t dream of becoming a general, he can’t say, we got up in the morning and fried fried potatoes with onions, why and what ’s bad? fried potatoes with onions, it ’s so russian, even with wooden spoons, where she took you to work, she basically wanted me to work as an ordinary worker and bring in a stable salary, but you are an artist, you make such beauty. you are special and your soul is subtle and clear, a worthy guy, a very sincere person, and you know what kind of person he is
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girl, what type of girl he dreams of, well, tell me yourself, who is your idol in a female form, well, this is more of koka’s klava, probably, so i strive for taller people, then it’s not very clear to me, no, he should damn dream of a car depot, veniamin , well done, good guy, you have bright eyes , then we need to make wooden spoons, so that even when talking about servants, it’s not all about money, they’re all about money, you know, there are such rare professions where, unfortunately, they don’t pay , but this must be preserved, which means let's find him a rich one, let's find a rich one for you. not that, it will be, which means not that, i have to earn it myself, anya, well, what can he offer you, but tell me, well , i think we can still give the guy a chance,
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after all, he has some kind eyes, wait, well, we need something ready-made , honey, please tell me, is there any statistics on how often the reason for separation is the lack of decent income for a man, yes, there are such statistics, the all-russian center for the study of social. found that 33% of respondents women broke up precisely for this reason. veniamin, you know, there are a lot of girls , beautiful, charming, who also have such a rare craft, who get pleasure from it, who have the same bright souls as you, so today i will look for one who will support you, maybe she is an artist, she will do this with you and she will never reproach you for a single piece... if she earns more, you know, she will be proud of you, and a man only grows when a woman is proud of him and says: you are the best, and your hands are golden, and i want to find a viniama
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very much like me, so that she can quickly turn all this into an income, let’s take a look at his workshop, and i deal with wooden products in three directions, these are painted products, after impregnation, the products are linseed oil with human wax such that you can use, okay, listen, and you will have flowers standing there , imagine, this is how to ennoble everything beautifully, that is, you want to tell me that i should use the big stage for craft, so beautiful , you know you will do to me some kind of bowl for dumplings, do n’t varnish it, because it’s food, let it be just wooden, so as not to be poisoned, okay, for example, something like that, beauty,
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if not you, then who, if not you, then who will do this, who will preserve it , there are already few masters, because of this i want, i really can’t wait to meet him, because really, as one whole, you are very suitable for each other, well done, i wish you to meet today a very good girl, so that you leave our program happy, meet the first bride, walk around. hello, my name is anya, hello anya, i hope today we will get to know each other better, yes, of course, anna is 25 years old, a
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gusli teacher, lives in moscow, enjoys singing, dancing and horse riding, collects shoes and handmade dolls and every year bakes larks from shortcrust pastry, is proud of her motherhood, admits that she grew up in the village, even while pregnant anna could not accept her lover’s marriage proposal, hope that benjamin he will turn out to be a noble man, you think , he won’t scare him, the girl in red, him in general , it seems to me that maybe, why didn’t they accept, hello, the proposal, how is it so, we were different, and when you got pregnant from him, you understood, that he’s not yours, so to speak, a wild card, yes, but they understood that you were dooming the child to be fatherless, the parents didn’t say anything, anh, well , you have to think with your head, well, at least write him in the metric so that there’s a dash there no, no,
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we were just different people, at that time i i needed to give birth, i felt it, because child, at what age did you feel that you needed to give birth? i was 22 , please tell me, he’s a person, well, here’s a man, he’s a living person, he has a mom, dad, relatives, and he understands that his little blood lives somewhere, having nothing to do with him, he’s he didn’t leave you, he proposed to you, yes, he proposed to me, but this proposal was not the one i dreamed of. this man was not of my status, my parents did not accept him, he was a player, your parents didn't accept? yes, he played and lost all his money, he didn’t provide for me, this is the scourge of our time , it’s just that this is gambling addiction, there are a lot of people who now unfortunately suffer from this, but how long were you and him together? 3 years until i got pregnant, yes, and
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you didn't see him play? no, i saw everything, but it was a very abusive relationship, and it seems to me that many girls were abused by him, but the person sits in the network, wants to win something, you see it and say, no, vasya, we can’t along the way, i'm different circle, another field, berries, inappropriate attitude towards women, well, like towards his mother, let’s say he could call his mother mother, anya, what did you care about that, well, that’s how he is, you say that he is a bad person , he is not suitable for you, he is not in your circle. would have returned and left, at that moment i thought that this was love, it should be like this, then the fruit of your love appears, a child in you, and he says, well, we need to legalize the relationship, the child will be born, and you are at that very moment when pregnancy, they said no, i was on first place of pregnancy, he brought me a ring to my parents’ office, he told me to accept this ring, marry me, i said that this was not what i dreamed of, and that i believe that my child should grow up in
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love, that’s all, and he disappeared. what kind of proposal did you want so that how would this happen? beautiful, romantic, at least, he brought you a ring in your parents' office, proposed to you in front of your parents, no, not in front of your parents, it was in private, well, in private , he proposed to you, he says, anya, marry me, here you go ring, no it's not the person who should be there should be in a cake somewhere, or balloons, you should have him there, yes, that is, fireworks and so on, but he had money for fireworks. on the ball, i think, yes, as you were with him for 3 years, you didn’t know that we didn’t live with him, after all, now there are great opportunities, even on a small budget, but to do it beautifully, romantically, so that for girls remember, he was a policeman, now everything is not very good for him, so this is such a very serious trauma for me, you were in you are in love with her, that your parents kicked you out of the house, they said, live with him, what is the injury, you were fine with him at that moment, at that moment yes, your child now has a dash,
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no, the parents did not accept this young man , i liked it, this is a girl from a wealthy family, everything is fine with her, she wanted to be spoiled, she wanted to give birth to a child for herself, in general they don’t give birth to children for themselves, excuse me, in general it ’s even true that she gives birth to children for themselves, you understand, you should simply give life to a person. and he’s talking to the child now, yours there is no will for this, i was in the first place of pregnancy, they didn’t show him anymore, but what he should have done, well, according to you, in your ideal world, how this happens, you refuse him while pregnant, yes, and he should have what? to disappear, right, according to logic , according to the logic of things, yes, everything is just wrong with him legally, and i just crossed myself, when i found out about this i said, lord, thank you that i made the right decision then, and that i am
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now raising a child. not her man, because he doesn’t earn that much, secondly, anya, judging by the fact that in the requirements, you want independence, in marriage, which is practically impossible, this, but you will demand that you do not limit her, she wanted to go somewhere, so she went, try, say something, yes, yes, i also have a question in connection with this, in fact, what is freedom in terms of, i sing, i have concerts, tours, and i need to not limit this a little , because i am a creative person, and i write songs, i write music, arrangements, and i i need to get this from somewhere, it’s interesting, can
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i tell you, yes, i also don’t work in a saleswoman’s store, i’m also a little connected with this, so i also need inspiration, i also need a good mood, so that, at least here sit, what does this have to do with freedom in marriage, i just understand that the percentage of unfaithful women among teachers, artists and teachers of playing the goose is absolutely the same, it does not depend in any way on the profession, absolutely, that is, you are a moral person, knowing that you have child, you are married, you behave appropriately , you said, venechka, you know , somehow i can’t write poetry, i’ll go take out the trash and look at the sky a little, like what, or i’ll go there with my girlfriends to the ball girlfriends on... no, i just work a lot, we have a family business, connected with flowers, and my work schedule is from 8 to 12 at night, all the time, and as a child i took out, the child is only 3 years old, very beautiful, by the way, bouquets , fantastic, really, very beautiful, well, give it to us, otherwise
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we’re looking at them, please, let’s do it let’s put it here, and oh, it’s hard right , men should give flowers, that’s right, i have a question for kanya, yes, when you met a man with this, there was a desire to change him, but it didn’t work out, yes, i wanted him was kinder and loved this world, because i love this world, i was, why do you need to get married now, i want a family and three more children, for example, you have veniamin, yeah, who has golden hands, you see veniamin next to you, but honestly, no. i want to ask meldesson, my dear, please tell me, is there any rating of the most unsuccessful proposals, marriage, there is a rating of the most unsuccessful proposals, it
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is huge, but i will tell you about its brightest moments: putting a ring in food or a glass, getting on your lover’s nerves so that she is more happy, during a quarrel, some also propose , someone just hides a ring, someone proposes while intoxicated, this is definitely inappropriate here, show me a surprise, i’m sure she’ll come out and play her instrument, she’ll teach him, she ’ll teach him, or maybe she at all something new will show, let's look at the surprise, khuriki urichenki, long memory , covered in red, baptized by willows, i can’t get drunk with your water, but if i shake it with my hand,
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my face will bleed, from the big road, my little feet will burn, as long as the nevitsa will not end . but i wouldn’t want to go to a distant land, but her pebbles are cruel to me, she immediately blossomed, that’s how she began to sing, you can clearly see that she’s just bathing, she likes it, it’s clear to her, it’s very much, her little hands and eyes droop. you hide, the sun is rolling like a pea, i’ll fly for sunshine, black swallow , little one behind you, sorry mommy, thank you, thank you
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girls, go into the room and take your friend, she should have come out in this, not all the stupid... in this red suit, how do you like anna? very nice person, beautiful, well-built, creative, very sincere, so. you are sincere, a pure, sincere, sincere person, but you have different paths, even the grandmother doesn’t need to go here, well, then, i’m sure that she is still more dependent than her parents, and the child himself, too, has the right, is not here, not judging nothing, they won’t pull you in, it was absolutely gorgeous, i really liked it, you were there, it seems to me that everything was great, meet the second bride, hang out.
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hello, hello, my name is yulia and i came here to paint your life with bright colors, it’s nice, yulia, let’s go chat, yulia, 33 years old, founder and director of a creative workshop, born in the village of kaskara, temenskaya region, lives in st. petersburg , admits that he hasn’t cleaned for weeks, throws things around , leaves dirty crumbs on the table, warns that she is very freedom-loving, when julia discovered her lover’s correspondence, out of shock she had to take a break to decide to break up, hoping that veniamin would be honest with her.
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hello, hello, it seems to me that this girl suits him very well, in general it’s just , well, yes, we’re coming straight to you with gifts, if you can, please accept our modest gifts, we did everything creatively with our own hands, i just bow down, because that i myself only know how to clean and cook, by the way, but what are you doing with cleaning? strained relationship , i don’t like it, well, hello, but i love it, i adore it, come on, she took the microwave, put a metal pan, burned it all, yule, what kind of garbage is this, good woman, 33 years old, adult, you probably want children , i haven’t thought about it yet, listen, how can you live in chaos, i can’t understand, just yes, here we have everything in order, tell me, what did you find in your ex’s correspondence, that it greatly shocked you, these were photographs of intimate content, and oh, what disgusting, my god,
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fu-fu-fu, and when you found out about this, how did you react, honestly, i was stunned, well, i mean, there’s no other way to say it, okay, i didn’t die, i would have joined a sect if i had been like that from the man i loved , suddenly, i would see such a gift, it was a gift, so you came to him, like pete, what is it, and he died of a broken heart, of shame, didn’t ask, what? i said that i saw it, run away from such men, well , he also didn’t act like a man, but he didn’t become covered with corpse spots, no, out of shame and horror, well, he covered himself, he tried to do something to me say, and i said that, in principle, you don’t have to explain anything to me, he says, well, nothing happened, i say, if it’s in your thoughts, then it will be actioned soon, so i don’t even want to find out it would be in action than this is such a perversion, and so and so. it’s unpleasant, that’s it, and you broke up after that, i didn’t
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think that such stories happen in real life, yulia, here sitting in front of you is veniamin, a pure person, i like it, you need to get to know the person, well, naturally, tomorrow no one will drag you down and won't force me i like the fact that a person does what he loves, i like the fact that he is passionate about it and he develops in it, it’s very pleasant, it’s very valuable, they really suit each other, that’s it. well, you see, her face is so modest, she doesn’t need anything, she ’ll do anything to draw spoons next to him. veniaminchik , i wouldn’t advise you, because as the bride yulia herself says, here are her friends, yulia is a free bird, and her greatest value is freedom of creativity, because of her work she will devote very little time to her husband, but why should you? married? in general, i think that it’s not that a husband but a couple is for
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developing together, doing something together, creating, creating with your own hands, look, benjamin will create with his own hands, you will create with your own hands, this it’s wonderful, well, wonderful, well, everyone is a creative person, and no one is close to sports, i don’t understand, just honestly, dear mendelelsson, tell me how to recognize that a man is cheating, without checking his phones and computer, are there any options? well, you know, if suddenly a man came home, happy, smiling, perhaps this happened, there was betrayal, because he usually comes to you with a sour expression on his face. so watch your emotions. show me the surprise. benjamin, i need to go with you for a surprise, do you think? i think she's doing something creative and she'll draw it. i suggest you now paint a picture in an unusual way, you will paint on my back, and i
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will transfer what you drew here to the easel. doesn’t appear, what to yourself, you can’t say anything, just draw, and preferably, but harder, press so that i feel it, then wait, repeat this movement again, press a little harder, because i don’t feel it, i can’t see it very well, come on. what is it under the jacket, maybe you can take it off, there is something under the jacket, come on, why is she taking it off, undressing, so, let’s draw the first detail, so , felt it, so, repeat it again,
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please, or maybe on me, on you, let’s try , on the contrary, maybe we can miss, show me the surprise, please, they decided to replay, now she, try to feel what it is like, yes, yes, bravo, venya , you, this is simply amazing, that’s it, thank you, julia , what does this mean, what did you want to know, and i was very interested in how much we understand, feel and see each other, well done, anyway, bravo , well done, they will line up, thank you, thank you, girls, take such
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an intricate friend of yours and go into the room, how do you like julia, a creative person? what is her creativity, you are a creative person, you really don’t understand anything about yourself, a creative person, you, you create, you are a creator, you have golden hands, you brought showed what you can do, it’s nice, it ’s difficult to check from the very beginning, of course, but, for example, it was difficult for me in this sweater, you put it on beforehand, it’s absolutely beautiful, i just don’t think it’s all because for the sweaters, well... meet the third bride,
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and hello, my name is nastya, let's overcome this obstacle course of life together, hello, nastya, here you go, thank you very much, let's go talk, okay, anastasia is 34 years old, a railway employee, born in the city of kamen nabi, altai territory, accepts participates in extreme sports events, sings in karaoke, is proud that she decided to move to moscow, dreams of overcoming her fear of heights, anastasia’s husband lost their marriage in a computer game, hopes that veniamin prefers the real world to the virtual. hello, girls , we are glad to see you, oh, and you too, with gifts , hello, larisa, hello, beautiful and you are good, so cute, well, in honor of our acquaintance, i also want to give you small gifts, unfortunately, no, but from with all my heart, may your life be the same
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sweet and varied, like these candies, listen, well, this is just some kind of scourge of the time, this is gambling addiction. yes, unfortunately, that’s all true, i’m honestly not surprised that he wanted to play on the computer and didn’t want to look at her at all, again tell me that i’m bad, they knew from the very beginning that he was a player, no, i’m married i lived with a young man for 7 years, gave birth to children, no, unfortunately , we didn’t have children, don’t look, he worked or just played, but no, he was also an employee of the company, he was even on the rise, that is, he was quite competent smart in his own way really, but what broke it, nastya? unfortunately, he didn’t agree, as he answered my question with the management, it was difficult for him to find a common language with them, and he decided to go down the career ladder, and you admit that this may be, maybe he needs it was easy to support him , to say, don’t be afraid of anything, i’m nearby, it will
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work out, it won’t work out, he’s scared to show up in the outside world, but it’s safe there, i tried to talk to him about this topic, unfortunately, when he was already hiding behind the computer , yes, we met very rarely at home, and if it was some weekend, that is, i noticed that he was constantly disappearing from the computer, i just wanted to understand my... the person with whom i am next, i didn’t want to be just neighbors, i even needed on these two miserable weekends, just to feel his warm attention, and i can’t understand what’s bad here, no, he didn’t drink, he didn’t, well, that’s how he spent his free time, i understand correctly, no, this is a really serious problem, they spend round and round there day, this is even cooler in my opinion than alcoholism, i had one, and to be honest, it’s such darkness, i just tried... to switch it to some topics, i think at least at home, for example, we were doing renovations in the apartment , it was necessary to resolve some issues, but
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that is, when it came to something specific , yes, but i stopped making money naturally, on the contrary, i spent everything on games, perhaps, maybe all the money disappeared there, i just didn’t managed to figure this out for how long you lasted, well, if i i honestly endured this for a year and a half, poorly, with my parents, with him, with my loved ones, with my friends? did you try to get some advice on what to do? i tried to get through, but all this fell on deaf ears, because no one lived next to this person, they probably just thought that i was going crazy, spending a lot of time working and not paying attention to him, but that was not the case at all , and these were complaints from the mother-in-law, well, as i understand it, maybe it’s true that it looked like that from the outside, that you weren’t devoting time to him, because he works a lot, and what should he do after work, so he plays - and then , look, you yourself say that you are not afraid of anything, it fell off, i’ll glue it, it fell off, i’ll nail it, no questions asked, so why did you need to distract
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him ? , this, now you adhered to the same principle, i became like this years later , when you get married, you will stick it on, nail it down in the same way, no, i want to step aside and trust the man completely, judging by the way she negotiates , she is so tough inside, and you did the right thing you left an addicted person, this is a problem and... families, you tried , it didn’t work out, move on, what do you want from a new marriage, and from a new marriage i want everything to be in its place, let’s say you like it benjamin? nice guy , handy man - this is just a relict tree, you understand that with a good wife , veneam will grow, will develop, you need to give a hint, look, you’ll blink , it will work on some nesting dolls, of course, think, show a surprise, yes, you need to prepare, i i think she'll change into some - conductor conductor, yes,
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let's look at the surprise, and veneamin, i know that you maintain a healthy lifestyle, i also love sports very much and i think that if everything works out with you, we will continue with you in the future together, well, i don’t think that this is something original, because well , the gym... everyone comes in, and the first exercise is our classic burpees, well, at the same time, you ’ll look at my physical training, let’s take the starting position, put our hands width apart shoulders, throw our legs back, classic push-ups, take the starting position and relax the muscles with a jump. what a great guy, you don’t force benjamin to do this, but show him a surprise, that’s already a plus for you, i’ll teach him everything, that’s 100%. the second exercise is ours... squats, we place our legs at shoulder level, and spread our toes slightly to the sides,

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