of the navy from angles from which neither the participants themselves nor the spectators on the street can see it, and the jury members did not remain indifferent. this broadcast remains, in my opinion, the most technically complex, it has more than sixty cameras, and we haven’t done anything like this on television in recent years. there is especially intense competition between channels in news categories. the academicians recognized the best evening news program as the newscast, and the best reporter... was channel one correspondent dmitry kulko. it's about seven minutes already worked out, there is still time to destroy the militants. in the nomination for investigative journalism, the prize goes to rv. for the material about the inhabitants of a small village near chita who are engaged in gold mining. among the news stories, the jury noted the work of sntv colleagues, their report on nomadic schools in yakutia. in sports categories , match tv and its broadcasts from the championship distinguished themselves. world cup in katera, the most

spectacular broadcast of a cultural event on channel 5 is scarlet and sails. based on the results of two days of the award, our channel is the absolute leader, we took 20 bronze orpheus out of 54 possible, most of the statues from the first one for entertainment broadcasting, these are the programs that have been loved by more than one generation, that where and when, smart girls and wise men, good morning, and super popular projects.

the best detective series about the adventures of major cherkassov is mostgaz case number eight in the west; ranevskaya’s project had no equal in the historical genre. the creators admitted that for a long time they did not dare to begin the story about this legendary woman, but this prize is proof that they have fully embraced themselves. acquitted and another thing, sometimes miss the keys. while listening while waiting, can i hit the notes? the main prize of the tefi prize - an unknown person portrayed orfe at the moment when he tears his chest and plays a melody on the strings of his soul, and it seems that by working only in this way, giving his all, you can touch the soul of the audience. olga pautova, ilya marin, pavel romanov, matyushin, denis larin, channel one. that's all, keep an eye on the time and stay updated. and now the continuation of the music festival voicing 23 is on air on channel one. the next one is very unusual. for a very long

time they made their way to the audience of the major league, and the fact that this year they reached the semi-finals for the second time proves that they succeeded, but this team is participating in the holo-concert of the music festival for the first time, so, the kvn team, flash royale , city of rostov-nadono. listen, will someone even explain what's going on here? an ordinary amber souvenir costs 100 rubles. fly in amber - 150 rub. it turns out that it’s just a fly, standing there. 50 rub. no,

well, if it’s a big fly, let’s not make a mountain out of a mountain. it turns out that everything in vintare costs 100 rubles more. i think i know how to strengthen the ruble. we put a ruble in amber, and it is already 1 ruble more expensive than 1 euro. listen, someone comes to the festival from the jury of the birds, asking: did someone come with a clear, constructive plan for the development of the economy in russia? perhaps, let's immediately warn the humor of our team as a train moscow, kaliningrad, we have no borders, yes , perhaps someone will not make it, but it should be fun along the way. flash royal stage,

buckle up. thank you, girls, so far , seryoga, what is your music? and what this? i played vladimir central. and i played a circle on a triangle. seryoga, this is not yours. music or humor? yes. why karenzh synthesizer? i have a great musical number. which? okay, we're not the most musical team. well, you’re not sunremo, right? we, we are from

the capital of rap, hip-hop is in our blood, boys, prove it. eh, shawarma without cheese is like a mother without her son. 1 2 3 4. strong, well, this is a song about the fact that kavynu 62, of course, what did you think, we were just singing numbers, i thought you were just singing numbers, but you are my fun for beetles, igor, he says, can i show you the beatbox, no need, why did you understand, right? that our barbershops are ignored, because lyokha is the most patriotic on our team, i want to see from the window in the fall how beautiful lithuania is falling, maybe

the foliage, in the fall we’ll see, taking advantage of the fact that this year our mayor came with us... , who was allocated by our governor instead of money, meet him! lely pop, yes! all this with the support of the administration of the rostov region, thank you

guys, vadik has arrived. okay, guys, i’m standing here, looking at... from the side, you remind me of horses, why, well you guys, okay, i'll go to the doctor,

to the doctor, dr, no longer. and as karen’s grandmother says, i gave birth to your mother, let’s go , everyone knows about dad, but only dad, imagine this is filatov and keros, a multi-platinum musical project, the only artist from russia to be in the top 100 shazams of all time, the most rotated group on the radio, as i understand it, a filata in a suit and a crucian carp, guys, of course you

are very cool and everyone knows your songs, but not everyone knows you, but not everyone knows, but it ’s not them at all, here they are! and i know these tracks, are they yours, you’re a fool, they’re not chuvash, by the way, i wanted to admit, these songs, you’re a bee, i’m a beekeeper, raspberry, i adore them, cool songs, but they’re not ours, i know listen, well, since you are with us, maybe you can sing a song with us about svetlogorsk, listen, we have a very busy schedule, unfortunately, even svetlogorsk passed us by, who are passing by us. the day has passed, the night is gone, like the dreams of two, fly

away, like hopes melt in the wind, the ice is melting , the grass is melting, everything will rise, everything will turn yellow, again will come in, stand still, rush past, all this past, past, past, past, past me. day after day i see how the sky gives a charge always flies past, past, past, past me, past me, all this past, past, past, past, past me, and day after day i see how the king hovers on it, everything it flies past, past, past me, please slow down time, it all flies past, past, past, past, past me, forests, deserts, rivers, countries, cities and seas, it all flies by,

agree, it’s great that we have . beautiful places to look at and after all, how many more will be built by the fourth quarter of 2024, yes, anton andreevich, clash royale, we have finished, and you please finish building it faster, we want to swim,

we had to put it on our naked body, are we royal or imperial? attention question, don’t be a jerk, colleague, camera , the crowd started, they got ready for the proguns, they started, finally, they gave it away, the game, the extraordinary adventures of experts in the winter series of games, tomorrow after the program it’s time. old barrel cognac is a product of steller group.

i ask for forgiveness and some clarity. you, exactly who is he? and i, actually viktor vladimirovich major koleny, am retired though. volodya, i killed a man. sometimes women with high social responsibility are much worse than women with low social responsibility. never mind. it was from this point that the fatal attack was made. like this, like this, if i knew that you were coming to poison cockroaches, i would have come in a limousine, you know, it’s like with muslims, the child belongs to the father’s family, dad, and the fact that your real wife did in the car with my first husband, you you know, well, this is exactly... what the investigation has to establish, but in our case, first,

here is his real passport, in his name, arnold deich. 17 or 20 agents is a remarkable achievement, but the most important thing is the cambridge five. a unified control center for the underground movement was created in nikolaev and headed by viktor lyagin. he had to gain the trust of the germans. and we started collaborating with them. korodkov, of course, made a breakthrough in the german direction. and the flow of information from them has increased sharply. it could cost and...

another very unusual team that was a surprise to the major leagues this season, there is no doubt that it will be a surprise to all of you too. so, surgut, nyagoni, murmansko, snezhnogorsk. and the next team came from the murmansk region and

represents the village of afrikanda. meet the northernmost team. festival: my name is vasily, his name is i and fyodor nikolaevich, from the northern land we were all once given a russian name there. why are you looking at us so surprised? you never people in haven’t you seen valinki? we've been in svetlogorsk for a week already, by the way, check out the tan, even

a little. brightened up, we came from the north, our village was founded within the framework of industrialization, collectivization and hiphopization of the soviet union. recently , some vandals painted two bananas on the coat of arms of the village of afrikanda, now there are eight of them. and this is volodya. volodya went for a beer and ended up at a screening in the kaliningrad baltic. so to speak, i went for one baltikai and got another. well, volodya, what number? nine,

well, you’re a strong, dark guy. ok. tomorrow is the match with spartak, look , don’t get exhausted , i’ll sing, so, pilogeia, your colleague, nadezhda baobabkina, sings especially for you, a song about afrikanda medicine, vaccines and pills, sterile rooms, tomographs, reninggens, any drugs, like this in kaliningrad, patients. they’re treating me, in afrikand the doctor says, i wish you all to be healthy, so hope, that’s enough, good evening, svetlogorsk police, and this is what

the svetlogorsk police look like, we violated something, but no, we just have a printer. therefore, you meet all the guidelines. and by the way, guys, if you walk in sitlogorsk at night , at least smile. all the best, russian youth rap, american. filthy, in general, filthy overseas music, words by our compatriot oleg gazmanov. throughout my life i

love... i will gather them together, take them along the surf line with me, sauul.

rurik, romanov, lenin and stalin, this is my country, pushkin, yesenin, vysotsky, gogarin, this is my country.

well, if you still have questions, we ’ll now prove with one song that we are russian, well, we’ve learned the words, like the lord’s prayer, i’ll get up early, i’ll look in the mirror at bonai, it’s clear in it that i’m russian, i’ll get my son ready in a hurry. i’ll put a snack, kefir with doba, snius in my passport so i can lose both

, i know how to enter the house, i know how to twist the meter, i know what to put through the fence to surprise my mother-in-law, and if the hall is akazimal, we ’ll show the russian one.

afrikanda village team, thank you. dear friends, the teams sincerely thank rosenergoatom concern jsc in the person of general director alexander viktorovich shuttikov, as well as mr. ivanovich, the governor. oryol region klychkova andrei evgenievich, as well as the rector of the university, alexander anatolyevich fedotov, the government of the kurgan

region, and the akim of the region. urankhaev , the government of the murmansk region and personally the governor andrei vladimirovich chibis, the rector of the st. petersburg state university of industrial technologies and design alexei vyacheslavovich dimidov, as well as the government of st. petersburg represented by the governor of st. petersburg alexander dmitrievich beglov, the governor of the khabarovsk territory mikhail vladimirovich dekterev. so, we continue, the team that will appear on this stage right now is coming to svetlogorsk for the third time, so far without awards in the dark. so, semi-finalist of the major league of the last two seasons, kvn team, northerners, city of nyagan, kantemansi autonomous okrug, ugra.

did you suck the amber? meet, meet the bright-eyed one, come on, soften up, beat him up!

you will resolve the issue, otherwise i spent the night at kant’s grave today, so this is who you stayed with, and i remind you, this is our third time in svetlogorsk, our goal is a big kivin in gold, talyan, this is your goal, our goal, for the whole hall to stand up and give us a standing ovation, as in nyagan, as in nyagan it won’t work,

there are chairs here. well, what are you going to use to lift up the whole hall? renard, what was that? number, me and a blaster? everyone can already see that you are a blaster? i recruited the team based on this principle. by the way, where is dima? did he stuff himself into amber? here's a bug. well, how

are we going to get it out of there? well, i can suck the amber, we don’t have that much time. tolya, i have a patriotic song that will make the whole audience stand up, just patriotic, that's right, i fooled her, the music is for me. the united states has a navy, it does long-distance service, unfortunately, it is in trouble, there is a woman on the ship, he is a sailor, he is a sailor, he is a fisherman, he is a fisherman, the main enemy of such a fleet is not russia, draft, tolya, i am a professional singer for us in svetlogorsk i found another

singer, and you listen. when the embankment is completed, in a month, brother, how beautifully he sings! so that's it, get him out of here, and you still wanted to raise the whole hall? calm down, tolya, we ’ll sing the anthem now, they’ll get up right away. ladies and gentlemen, please all stand as the anthem plays. svetlogorsk. why is the anthem so short? what a summer, such an anthem. kirill, why are you dressed up like that? i just want to be in the front door when the whole hall stands up. having seen our european show, which is called the european show, the european show is france,

germany and other arab countries. so, today russia and the countries of the european union are participating in the european show. wait, why do we have so many, but russia is only one? well, do you want to join? that's right, 1:0, well, we continue, european show, if you don't know yet, you 're frozen in winter, so let's move on, listen, that erdogan kisses europe, russia and europe, there are two kisses. 2:0, but we continue , the american show, wait, it was a european show, whoever pays calls the tune, and we move on, and now

guess the european dish, drink beer on the tor, drink beer before bed, drink beer on grass, drink beer at the table, it's meat in french, 3:00 on... and we continue the european show, we're not relaxing, the next task is musical, and we don't have a button, well , there's no point in showing off, i agree that you're sitting , russia won, get up, if only you didn’t have to work, tell me

why you wanted to raise the whole hall, tolya, we just wanted to talk to the audience eye to eye, well, they don’t get up, well then let’s sit down. you know, we come to you every year and understand that nyagon and svetlogorsk are very similar, it’s cold here, you’re cold, there are predators living around us and it’s not calm here, we don’t have a beach, you don’t have a beach, it turns out we’re at home, it turns out we are at home, and also... you and i have never had a big deal in zolotoy, and the boys and i thought that if if we win it today, then we’ll leave it here at home, because we don’t feel sorry for anything for our own people, tolya, but they can stand up for us, i don’t

know, but we’ll stand up for them. wow, just like in nyagonya, look, mommy, but you didn’t believe it, they have chairs here, i remember it like when i was a child. with the guys next door, old cassettes, we watched from kvn, now with friends, with the same guys, we are standing on the stage of the same kvn, as if out of habit, svetlogor is after the bird, maslyakov

is calling and we will break in any way, already little son, nyagan boy, looks on the internet, but still the same kovlet, dreaming of... for 9 years of singing in svetlogorsk, we are the only team for which this entire huge hall rose. isn’t this the main award of the festival, northerners, well, that’s how we are, love me, love me.

you have a new reminder, events. results of the year with vladimir putin. don't forget to turn on the tv. december 14, at 12:00 moscow time. last year, this team became vice-champion of the kvn major league, but for the awards of the music festival. today she will try to wrestle for the first time. so, meet the team. kvn, st. petersburg state university of industrial technologies and design called poetes.

they say that you can’t take words out of a song, yes, it sounds beautiful, but it’s not interesting, meet those who will answer for the text, ready, poets for the first time in svetlogorsk, today on the program.

time for one of your elegies, please, a poem about the eternal oleg. gazmanov is a man, our russian man, a woman won’t spoil him with him, she messed up, oleg is eskodronit, and maybe you’ll be otezaulit? vasilisa, there are six at stake birds, fight more worthy. six birds are the estonian air fleet. so, veronica, shut up, maria. we will be glad to hear something about love. ode to the main bachelor of kaliningrad. i met a worthy man; he will not give me any reason to be jealous. i fell in love with kanto, it is quiet, calm, right next to the land in the center of the city. so, lenochka, a primary school teacher, definitely prepared like a champion. and i’m just writing puzzles for children who are vacationing in svetlogorsk. granted, a ticket to a misha bublik concert costs a

lot of rubles. the question is, if all the interior hall was filled with the public, how many bagel rubles does the public have? lena. well, what kind of problem is this? where is the normally formulated given? here. in just 3 days at the resort, vadim was given. alefttina, golina, christina. there is no need for such verses. veronica, what do you have? i have a question. planes fly to kaliningrad from the cultural capital not an hour, but an hour30. question: if we bend everyone, why do we bend them? that’s it, as i see it, they have prepared something musical after all. vasilisa, what do you have? romance, baroness blinovskaya is dedicated. stolen. there are a lot of things on people, but it’s promised

, it’s rightfully shackled, you’re a marathon runner, our woman, so if the bank suddenly calls you to find out the three important numbers, i don’t advise you to tell them to you, the universe will probably hear them... i’m so i understand, a gypsy girl with a way out, well, that’s how the court decides, so it’s clear, maria, that you have a song about the king of pop. filipski berries, oh, implants fly into the pop very quickly, but there is one sad thing, both halves, when they arrive, they fly, left and right into the ceiling, shock,

oh, well, at least you are prepared, jacket, cylinder, you are pushkin, i am an instasanka, for you instasandr sergeevich. why are these textbooks from the last century, it’s easier to teach pushkin’s biography this way, i generally do what i want, then i end up in exile for this, i would love to go to the sea, but for the fourth month i’ve been writing lukomorye, this is me in mikhailovsky, i i’m just relaxing, here are my friends, kuchelbecker, chiodaev, and not everyone knows my element, but in elementary school i’ll bore you, i don’t write novels, but not genda dantes glash.

there are many obstacles, but kaliningrad is always ready to help. zabershka chanel, nikecam, valeo dyson, ikea, you can’t buy anywhere else in russia, but there is something to replace everything with. even if everything goes away, it will disappear into the void , everything you want will not be replaced by amber, a dress, a hat , a laptop, a bed and a wardrobe, even if a motorcycle,

then it’s made of amber, well, svetlogorsk, have a nice day, st. petersburg, culture poetess point.

this time she will appear in a completely updated lineup, as she has teamed up with another team that is well known to everyone. so, the semi-finalist of this season in the major league, which represents the leningrad atomic station. kvn team, nuclear team, city of

sosnovy bor, leningrad region. hello, stage atomic team. last year we came here for kivin, and left with amber, but this year everything will be different, because they, the rosses, came with us. proud look. wow, rostik returned to russia with pretentiousness, anya, what is this, i’m not anya, i’m a kivin, kivin, right? still they want to take the biggest bird away from here, well, well, and some kiwi in dark, in light, in gold, in girls, anh,

well, to be honest, you look more like a mother keevin, it’s like you can actually carry six people at once, it’s funny, now you ’re one step closer to winning the award, is keivin actually vocal? you’re stuffy, okay, song, the latvian president, a young boy, it’s better not to stand with his back, the formalities have been observed, now you’re like that, the main thing is to hook him with something, actually, who will get what kind of kivin? oh, by the way, there’s another team that can compete for this award, but maybe you can show some more respect to the jury members, why would they

look as if their jury was seated by a physical education teacher, boy girl, boy girl, i actually heard that there is a man sitting there on call, from the call, anya, from he is an astronaut, well then that’s it for sure.

guys, understand, people came here to relax, and not to tense up, at the resort you have to somehow, well, sing about the resort, so what is there to sing about, but about the elevator, elevator, elevator, and

are you sure that there is a there’s enough information for a song, but why are you penalizing people, of course it’s enough. elevator. you pass yantar-hall and there it is. elevator. architect bashin designed it. elevator. its capacity is approximately 20 seats. built by local company slk invest. god-like vertical from pauline. from entertainment. in svetlogorsk, the top one liv of people ashore is quickly delivered by a kind of

metal funeral, the star of all photos on the forbidden instagram, he is in svetlogorsk, as in paris, notterdam. well, how did the previous number play against this background? well, it’s okay, we’re like elon musk and zuckerberg, we’ll still fight, let’s announce it! the kaliningrad region is a kind of dacha in russia, judge for yourself, excellent nature, there is a reservoir and just like any other! no, definitely not, yes, then write to the boss, i’m about to cover someone’s eyes, damn it. russia on

i’ve come to the dacha, what kind of nonsense are you writing to me here, why are you silent, again pretending that you don’t understand the russian language, to say, you dreamed, i don’t understand at all that you can’t live peacefully here, because gas is only available at the site me. what kind of cabbage do we have, but i don’t need your brussels cabbage, i don’t need your peking cabbage, but as much as possible, we live here as a single cooperative, and you alone are like a bone in the throat, but it’s okay that this is your cooperative here now, and before there was my partnership here, lord, please tie it up already

lithuania. you’re so nervous, because you ’ve planted your entire plot of land with poplars, and it’s my fault that you don’t plant them, only russophobia is growing in you, and the poplars are so that if something happens, you’ll rest in peace, why! just a joke, okay , i’ll go, i’ve started another episode of a turkish tv series, what kind of tv series, but to be honest, i’ve already lost the thread, i’m just listening in the background, russia, we discussed, maybe you’ll sell your land and move out of here, what’s wrong with you? this is my dacha, it’s in an ideal place, i’m relaxing, everyone around me is jealous.

well, we’ve definitely already played the kivin in the government one, but there’s little time left, so guys, let’s quickly show the number right away to the big kivin in gold, wait, you have something like that, of course, yes, because you’re a melon, yes because that you are a melon. in svetlogorsk there are two things in gold: kivin and sprats in butter, to get the first, we decided to show a number about the second, so, meet butter, dramma, fate, sprat.

the fish has arrived, unload it! galya, the sprats have arrived, put them on the shelf! oh, sprats are on sale, let's get some eyeliner!

all.

this festival and this whole thing is amazing, the whole country is having fun with the festival, it’s like a jar of sprat, 12 fish, all about the same, that’s how to choose which is the most delicious, and the most delicious - you know, when you accidentally took two out of a jar with a fork. i am sure that all this was not in vain, today a bird will not fly past,

past me, past me, come on again, still so bright, past, past, past me, but i am sure that it was all not in vain, and today a bird will fly past, past me, now it has come my time. the teams thank the rostec state corporation and the entire extended mayo family, as well as everyone who is creating the future with us. the team has already played in two seasons of the major league, and today for the first time the yantar khola stage, the kvn team nekipishuy, abay region, republic of kazakhstan, appears.

there is a small country beyond the ural mountains , well, compared to russia, of course, there are people there with kind eyes, there are plenty of forests and steppes, there were no sanctions, yes, there is a miracle sea there, the gas is being cut, you have it, you have it, you have it us, this one. countries, the capital was renamed more than once, well, we all remember, yes, a small country, 20 million people, a small country, five france can fit in if the window to europe is closed, well, you

understand, yes, well, hello, stockholm, tima, what a stockholm, confused the shores, this is the kaliningrad region, assalamu alaikum, light up, oleg viktorovich, no, no, it’s not you , we landed on baikanuri, we’re the kazakhs , we’ve arrived in svetlogorsk, the kazakhs, uh, guys, this song, we ’ll sing it at the end, what are you, yes, what , oh, hello, oh, strong oleshka, yes, ernar, where were you, i got into a fight with the oleshka there, ernar, we need to win kivin, what are you kidding about? other teams look, they joke about how cold it is here, that’s right, it’s amber here, you come to us, it’s july,

there’s nothing here, like nothing, we have it, we brought it, i don’t like these teams i understand in general, i say, they come here and joke about their shortcomings, why are you still clapping for this, dare you... for money, and you give them kevin for this, why, and it’s not customary for kazakhs to speak badly when visiting , but you can sing, but you can sing, a song about why all russians they are going on vacation to svetlogorsk , there is nowhere to go, there is lithuania, guys, here here, dear friends, our team is in the city of svetlogorsk for the first time and the first thing we did was visit the local beach, the beach, the baltic beach, if

it’s frozen, raise the guard, stained glass, stained glass, stained glass , hey, uh, kazakhs, yes, yes, good afternoon, i’m a lifeguard, where’s the soft sign? tough rescuer, help, help, with the left hand, with the left, we help, with the right, we help, with the foot, with the foot, handsome, and you are definitely a rescuer, of course, i’m just on the remote control now, oh, and there are people walking around naked, is this a nudite beach, yes, no, this is a casino, help, help, my husband is drowning, what are you doing, this is artificial respiration, this is what you will do for your husband there, yes , you know how to swim, yes, seriously, how is it there in general, you can swim with your back, okay, finally, let’s do it. well, you won’t go swimming,

why? uh, you have a temperature. competition , welcome to the kazakhstan championship in long-distance singing, participant number one, to the start, attention, march, uh... oh, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, you can't hear it from here anymore, so 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, what, how many? 25, okay, participant number two, hey, false start, to the start, attention, march, that's it, that's it, that's it, in short, i understand.

ok finally participant number three who are you and i’m participating yes yes let’s start attention and that’s it everything oh i won’t go any further why oh there shingin is needed yogo? guys, i’m running here and there, yes, in general , how many kiwis are playing today, well, six, ours is seven, seven is not enough, yes, that ’s why you leave the team, leave, leave, why, because kiwi.

you see, yes, yes, oh, in any case, i’m alone it’s necessary, why, but i’m telling you, i promised my sister, what other sister, what do you think, pilagea just helped, or something, the final song, the cossacks, let’s go, on the baltic sea, today they will argue, teams from russia and not from

russia, the viewer is fast young, light gorstalo expensive, golden, preferably big, team kv nekipishuy, obay region, svetlogors, come on, the teams thank the rostov chain of stores.

dear, i love dogs very much, come here, come here, i decided to change my life, instead of being an actress, i chose volunteering, she incredibly helps me raise my kids, what we had without dogs and what we have now are two different lives, since i have a dog, i feel more strongly that i am a person, well, this is wonderful. a dog that has already saved two human lives. this is not just a pet, this is the creature that accompanies you everywhere. dogs love us, dogs change us, dogs teach us, dogs save us, dogs are a whole world, a world in which there is one important rule, always be there,

premiere, be there, tomorrow on the first. borbon stersman, a product of the group, here is his real passport in his name arnold deitch. he used this passport to travel to the uk. an operative of the highest class, he attracted a number of disinterested assistants and sources of invaluable secret information to cooperate with soviet foreign intelligence.

for the first time, the foreign intelligence service of the russian federation has declassified documents; in front of us is a map on which the exact location of the death is marked. dach was no longer alive, but as they say, his work, his vein, won. premiere, names of illegal intelligence, arnold deitch, tomorrow on the first. you will go out. for me, zhenya, you won’t leave me, why are you promising to get married on a federal channel in a show that is watched by millions of people, then give back, this is who you have to be, timur kvn: major league, first semi-final, next saturday on

the first , this is an important moment, i must say from the start, i’m a vampire, it can’t be, here ’s a cross for you, and december is big hockey, a tradition that remains unchanged for many years, the tournament we are waiting for, our team is back on the ice, first channel cup, russia-belarus december 16, russia-kazakhstan, december 17, live broadcasts from st. petersburg. the following team has been playing for the third season of the major league, during the same time they managed to take away two small kiwis in dark and light from svetlogorsk. semi-finalist of last season, kvn team krasny lis, vladivostok,

primorsky territory. and we would like to dedicate our opening song to barbie’s world film premiere. hello barbie. hi ken! where are we? in the city where is this song? history and classics. hello svetlogors, here you are red fox smile, don’t be shy, we’ll sing songs, we’ll take the kiwi. in the amber hall, we waited for a whole year. stop. what's going on with you? well, we wanted to dedicate our performance to the film premiere of barbie. barbie. what about you ken? the only thing you have in common is that your arm can’t bend? well, i told you a secret. well, if there’s nothing about barbie, i ’ll go. and what are you wearing glasses? and i bought glasses here specifically so that i wouldn’t see the amber. otherwise i go every year and buy it all the time. i

have a workshop of three buckets of this bliss at home. and from what are the glasses made of? from the creature. so rom, what do you want? well, did you hear the presenter? we have a small kivin in dark, a small kivin in light , we need a small kivin in gold, why a set, a set is cool, a set is stylish, a set is easier to sell, okay, and how to get a small kivin in gold, try, but not very much , it’s like, well , look, world badminton champion, tsoi, anatoly, 90% of the world’s amber reserves. and what do you suggest? not try? yes, well, there’s not even a jury. yes. he has never sat on the jury of slovogorsk, maybe he doesn’t like music, well, he doesn’t like music, in fact

, on his channel there are such programs as three chords, guess the melody, we sing in the kitchen with the whole country, well, yes, maybe he doesn’t like it, that’s all, we came for big kiwi gold, natasha, sing, a little man with a harmonica without one palm, he played well, but the boy dropped, well, well, here...

rum, well, let's fight, maybe you, like last year, will roll up one of the jury members? i won’t do this anymore, especially since last year both chebotin and mikheev turned me down, for some reason? because women are due to social patterns inspired by society, as well as due to the action of endorphins, they may suffer from some kind of emotional blindness, and therefore cannot express their emotions qualitatively. vital, are you hanging out with lesbians again? they feed me, why do we keep him on the team, but he’s normal, normal, he argues with the bed linen, because when i’m under the blanket, and i’m the duvet cover, i’m emmanuel kant, no, well, i knew that he’s not russian, but so much so, stop joking about me, better joke about my categorical imperative,

incapable, therefore, here is a music festival, i found a piano, you know how to play the piano, to find a piano, you don’t need to be able to play the piano, but none of us know how to play the piano, none of you, a man sits on the jury, a virtuoso , musician, founder of the orchestra , phonograph,

symfajazz, what does khrustalev do ? no, say it straight to your face. now people on tv will think that we have children's piano, can you do something, no, well , show me, so far everything is good, everyone starts with this, okay, let's try with something simple. let's start with what? okay,

did you bring the sheet music? there are only seven of them, i thought you remembered, but yes, i remember. well, okay, okay, let's check, the name, you know, taught, uh-huh, that's what it's called, and this is a moth fish. natasha, can you explain it more simply? these are signs of alteration, and pash, well, somewhere you need to play higher, somewhere lower, vital, you won’t understand, the man explained it clearly, well, the main thing is that uh, it became clear to you, okay, look down , but you just didn’t see the pedals, there really are pedals, well, yes, i never knew how to do mechanics, there are just three of them, roma, everyone starts with mechanics, if you want... to learn , how to follow, we need to start, come on, let

's play with three hands, and you have three hands, and now you'll see, here, here, here, come on! here, come on, come on, no, i, you think you are such a good pianist, that i just took it out of nothing, just like that myself.

sergey sergeevich, thank you very much, you fulfilled my dream, yes, i know, you have long wanted to learn how to play already, no, i wanted to play on the side, in general, in fact, it’s true, this is not the first time you’ve helped us, thank you very much, you know, if this ever happens, what you will need. help, then firstly, you are clearly doing something wrong in life, and secondly, we will always help you.

people's artist of russia, our great friend, sergei sergeevich zhilin, your applause! well , in the end, this is our third and most likely last festival, seriously, you will beg for tv, well, everyone begs, but if everyone they'll jump the twentieth floor, in svetlogorsk , that's enough, i'm a punk, i won't beg for anything from anyone, a punk checking cholesterol, this is important, shut up, got it, one more layer, you 're a coward if you say you don't want something, in the end you won’t get it, then it seems like that’s what you wanted, stop saying what you don’t believe in, i don’t need a big kiwi in gold, i’m comfortable at this weight, she tastes the same as an american, and if we lose , it means we just didn’t do enough, pasha is right,

well done for saying, yes, it hurts, it hurts admit, yes we want a kivin, yes, a big golden one, everyone who comes on this stage, everyone wants it, even oleshka wants a big golden kivin, if someone says that it doesn’t matter who gets it today, give it to us, it’s important to us, we want, yes, we know that it is difficult, but in life nothing is impossible, just look at oleg viktorovich novitsky, the whole world watched, although not even traveling, teams in kvn in the endless banking were born in europe and continue to flow to i'm in favor of jokes and most importantly, thoughts of living beautifully, everything we know, we can't let's live without this, let's keep our hands up, all our hands up , so that even those who didn't come can hear us, we won't

give up and we'll definitely get to the end, but for us

, no, this is not a queue for a free toilet, this is the team of the moscow aviation institute. hello. the legendary return of the fishnet t-shirt, through which we can observe the rarest phenomenon for a woman’s eye of an engineer’s nipple. sashka’s shirt reminds us of the russian economy, it’s scary, but there is a silver lining. the next lot in our collection is linen trousers. it was in these trousers that kirill’s grandfather asked to be buried. that's what he said. kirill, you should be buried in these trousers. well, the nail, or rather the pin of our program , evgeniy. evgeniy’s glasses are like strategic

nuclear weapons in belarus, it is clear that they were not his, as if someone had given them as a gift. yes, beauty requires sacrifice, and today the victim is you. well hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. hello svetlogos, well, meet , here they are, aviation engineers, well, guys, a music festival, let’s break the song, maybe we’ll sing, but no, it’s the kind of song that needs to be shouted, silana rowing and hitting the walls, at the table it’s not in vain that they stayed too long, they’re waiting for biulina to say, tonight, guys, it’s time, yes, we’re buying dollars, now, yes, what kind of cab is there, we have 2 hours, guys, andrevich,

calm down, you’re a beggar, damn it, lucky, but, lyoshka, we have every chance today, because our colleague, oleg novi, is a pilot and engineer on the jury. wow, a real cosmonaut , this is cool, wow, a real cosmonaut, this is cool, zhenya , what’s going on, we’re actually meeting with you, i didn’t forget, i didn’t forget, you set a reminder on my phone every half hour, calm down, i just has always been it’s interesting to know, oleg, but the earth is really beautiful from above, why don’t you ask me? damn, he’s not even an engineer , he’s a tester, he doesn’t design, but tests, he’s like this man who came to the barbecue, tasted the ready-made meat and was like,

well, yes, of course i would have marinated it differently, but i admire others, the man is a hero, he became an astronaut, but he was an ordinary guy from belarus, of course, he fell for a foreigner. zhen, i simply praised the person for his merits, and because of your jealousy you ruined everything. well, stay here with his merits. damn it, guys, what is it, but we came here for kevin, and not to quarrel with the jury, and in general the jury should not quarrel, but to establish contacts. by the way, at the last festival, when our team appeared, lyusya chebotina reacted like this. one two ram, one monitor lizard, one monitor lizard, one two. lusya, hello, you said, wow, you forgot, and

kirill already made a bed for you at home on a folding bed, and he also remade the song for you, please, i’ll be as faithful as a dog, that’s it, well, yes, that’s the whole point... in i put one line in, what next? next, lucy, i’m waiting for your command, so kirill, wow, place, you will certainly excuse him, you know, kirill’s songs, they are like a digital ruble, it’s difficult to explain why this is needed, let’s just applaud you for your efforts... in short, i came up with an idea, i’ll become an astronaut, and you won’t look at others, zhen, you can’t just go and become an astronaut, there are overloads of 8g, well, actually it’s correct

to say, point g, kiruzh, you hear a ringing, you don’t know where it is, in short, endure everything, now i’ll prove everything to you. zhen, what is this, a simulator for astronauts, zhen, why do you need it? fly into space, maybe old fashioned way, in kazakhstan, you don’t believe in me, but i’ll succeed, you see, it’s nothing complicated, and it will still spin, zhen, stop suffering from bullshit, so, come on, let’s quickly turn on second speed, zhen, so that i didn’t feel dizzy, try to look at one point, okay, thank you, pash, give

me your advice. you’ll stick it in one spot , come on, come on even faster, turn on the third speed, guys, don’t, but everything is fine, i’m a russian scientist, our father, in heaven, hallowed be your name, guys, stop him anyone, yeah guys, are you crazy, zhenya, it’s bad, you ’re joking, this is svetlogorsk, you have to sing here, the earth is in the porthole, the earth is in the porthole, the earth is in the porthole, is it visible? we don’t know how to turn it off, i mean,

how did you plan it? stop inflation as a central bank, just leave everything as it is, it can’t spin up endlessly, someone help, hello, svetlogorsk police, who ’s the last to get into this thing, go away, it’s not up to you now, okay, well, let’s go on the elevator for a ride. is there really nothing that can be done, oleg, you hero, please help, it’s not so pretentious, just turn it off, lis, don’t worry, if something happens to your wife, i’ll always be there, oleg, please, hurry up!

oleg, thank you for helping, zhen, i’m so glad that you’re alive, but why did the loser lose? that's enough, i'm sorry, i just wanted to prove to you that i can be like a real astronaut, i'm sorry, but it's just a children's ride, yeah, it's a children's ride, so what's wrong with you

to ride on this children's ride, but how do you like this? challenge, easy, okay, okay, let's do it like me, turn him on immediately the third speed, or you can immediately turn on the seventh, turn on the seventh, zhen, you are completely fed up with your jealousy, you also dragged oleg novitsky into this, fuck you! well, please forgive me, that’s it, i won, let’s get out of here, thank you team. somos novios, pues los dos

sentimos mutuo amor profundo, y con eso ya ganamos lo más grande de este mundo, oh look, the last one left. come on. so, just quickly finish the whole scene.

“zhenya, you don’t want to say anything, do you? oleg, please forgive me, you’re a really cool guy, thank you for saving me. let’s go.” let's applaud the real cosmonaut ." fox, forgive me too, please, i'm not

just jealous, i just understand that i 'm not the best option for you, zhen, stop, you're like a vacation in svetlogorsk for me, yes, there is there are better options in the world, but you are mine. when i walk hand in hand with her and a passerby points a finger at us, when i hug her, i hug myself too, when i kiss. everything gets in the way, even birds, when they hold hands, begins to beat in my heart, i know this is love, where i was feasting,

quietly crying, i love you, know your petitions i found it, you will find it too, the shamurki will miss, guys, wait, what are we doing? we’re not going to ask, dmitry andrevich, it doesn’t work that way, but do you like kvn? i love you, well, but if you truly love something, then your reward will definitely find you, yes, lisa, it doesn’t even matter what size you are, love knows no norm, we can list a million examples, but the main one russia and kaliningrad are here. the team of the moscow aviation institute svetlogorsk is love. well, these were all the performances

that can qualify for awards today another music festival. all that remains is to find out. who exactly will receive them, so the jury begins, as always, a very emotional meeting, and i invite all participants to the stage, svetlogorsk and the tv viewers of channel one applaud you all. there are questions that cannot be answered, but there are others that will be

answered accurately and directly. you can ask your question now by calling 800 200 40-40 via sms to the number. or through the websites moskvadefisputinu.ru and moskvadefisputinu. rf. all details are on the websites. results of the year vladimir putin. december 14 at 12:00 moscow time. so, the decision has been made, i invite our judges to the stage.

little kyiv in the dark presents lyusya chebotina! good evening, dear friends! do you know, there is such a chic expression that gentlemen prefer blondes, so blondes, our jury members, including myself, choose gentlemen of good luck! the small kivin in light is presented by dmitry khrustalev, not only is it difficult to judge, but it’s difficult to start, and they started off great, it seems to us, it seems to us.

give to the most unusual team with the most unusual humor flash royale, big kivin in the dark hands phyllogea, good evening, friends, hello, svetlogorsk!

quen has always been not only about humor, but in general about philosophy, about morality, and about the good, the necessary, the eternal, it is very important that at the end of the performance there is an aftertaste, i would like to finish quickly, go eat sprats, that ’s where a little dip a little bit of bread, so a big kivin in the dark, nuclear team! the big kivin light is presented by oleg novitsky, hero of russia! thank you for your trust, i want to thank the whole audience for this i want to say thank you to all the teams and i want to give a big kivin light to the team. which allowed me to remember all my feelings of all three flights,

mine, the big kivin in zolotoy is presented by sergei sergeevich zhilin. yes, we had a very good evening today. the only thing that i envy all our wonderful guests of our audience, because you don’t need to award anything and reprimand anyone, that’s it, but we had to, it wasn’t easy for us to do it, as my colleagues said, it’s not very easy, friends, i i was amazed at how carefully some team members or some teams watched the videos. it’s simply unrealistic, and i myself would never

have come up with such a thing, but you did, well, then, when you finally introduce me to the governor, yes, and we have to rap with him, let me hand you this bird, a big kiwi in gold. that's all, friends, the festival is over, but kvn continues, until we meet again, but that's not all, dear friends, according to the decision of the president of the international kvn union, alexander va. another musical prize

the presidential festival entrusts the kvn team village team. despite the fact that we are all different nationalities, we... russia is rich primarily in people, i want to tell you about my grandmother, who turned 95 this year , and she and i began weaving camouflage nets at home for our military, doctors the monino hospital and the intensive care unit of khimki saved

my daughter, called a helicopter, provided the necessary assistance, i am very grateful to them, thank you, russia , thank you. according to doctors, we know that now does not live on the scales, and what is happening now, the hour courage has struck our clock, and courage will not leave us.

case of the twenty-first, colonel shalygin, take care of the gray hair, gray hair, i understand, send the litant, but hold on!

comrade colonel, you, i, comrade general, report, pavel vasilyevich, according to our information, the first option was no longer possible, they

were unable to break into the partisan detachment, now the group must move to the crossing of the seas, this... was developed as a backup, yes, comrade general, lieutenant somov, foreman arkhipov, private belov himself is gray-haired, that’s right, comrade general. mercedes!

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