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the year of the dragon is coming, what can we learn from it, how to cook chinese dumplings to make the predictions come true? saving women's legs 5 minutes before the new one. the program to live healthy, will help everyone, hey, we were once dragons, and hey, one, hello, eat three bars, three chops, but with blood, oh, three conpots, hello, colleague, oh, oh, what did you say?

tell me what you owe, so i came, to see how you are preparing for the new year, and i sailed like a flower along the yenisei, oh you, you swim, and we, we, we fly, we are chinese dragons, we swim, we are the element of water, well, yes, well, of course, especially since we have a lot of great rivers in china, well, we have great ones, but we have great and long, as long as you swim through them.

next year will come already, snake, here are three heads - it’s actually so convenient, not hard, oh, son, don’t ask, i’ll tell you this, twice a year it’s very hard, and after the birthday, after the new year, everything is three in three times more, more pain, well done, but on the other hand it’s convenient, one head, here you see, they’re on duty, and two are sleeping, don’t look, they’ve got their eyes open, but why am i making noise, and what, and what? well, they’re sleeping, come on, they ’ve been used to everything for so many centuries, how many of their poor people were chopped off, oh, they were chopped off, and what, nothing, nothing, whichever woman sews on, well, the old woman , yes, and which one, which one will grow back on its own, here they’re used to it, but what’s different with you, no, don’t cut me off, i’m sacred, oh, dried, we’ll try it at night, don’t, i’m joking.

we are a hospitable people, i’m joking, but how is it in this china, how is your life there, in general? normal, normal, here it is normal for you , but for us, and for us, life is great, that’s how it is here, our dear loved ones, the snake and the chinese dragon, thank you for coming to us, we really want to sort you out according to the doctors. this dragon is being taken away by an ophthalmologist, go, can i put my two here so that they can sleep, get some sleep, or you can, of course, and you come here, our dear, our dear russian three-headed snake, well, what’s good for a dragon is good for a person what can a dragon learn from this, the chinese dragon has come to us, yes, i hope you learned artist alexander morozov, mikhail egorevich. let's look into the eyes of a dragon, what can we

say about the eyes of a dragon? by the way, we have real eyes of the chinese dragon, by the way, the chinese dragon is the only fairy-tale creature, the symbol of the year, but... it is studied as if it were real. let's see how the eyes of a chinese dragon work. mikhaila igorovich, tell us what it is about the fact that the chinese dragon has a third century. here it is, you see, blinking. why do we need an eyelid? so that when you blink a tear washed the surface of the eye. and, as you can see, he has two eyelids and a third, that is, these do not close, two, but...

with the help of special drops called artificial tears, like this , we drop into the conctival cavity here, at the tip of our eye. little dragon, ready, mihal, little dragon has kapniks , she is harmless, absolutely, she is harmless, he himself knows how, here, here, you see, artists, artists, we are familiar, we are familiar, that’s for sure, so, the first advice is what to learn from the dragon,

moisturize eyes, artificial tears once, 2 l liquids a day, baby dragon, don’t go, we have something to tell you. has three heads , and his head is cut off, and it grows again, yes, i have this, yes , i hope, vladimir abramovich dalinsky, you also recognized our beloved and dear one, it ’s interesting, a person has such an organ that grows ? what do you think, vladimir abramovich, oh, how it grows, grows, the liver is said to grow, grows, no, it doesn’t grow, it can restore itself, absolutely right, this is the only organ in a person that can to recover, even if some part

is sick and doesn’t work, it means i was wrong, when they offer me a strong drink, i usually say, that’s it, thank you guys, the liver has taken its toll, that’s it. it turns out, no , it can still recover, unfortunately, a person can ruin the liver, after all , despite the fact that it grows all the time, and if you remember the ancient legend of how a kite pecked out the liver of prometheus, it was restored in a day, but now a person manages to be worse than the kite, so we have special tips on how to stay healthy the liver so that it is constantly restored and does not die. i think now many will stick to the tv to hear, petrovich, our advice, our advice is simple, firstly, limit the consumption of alcohol, because alcohol, unfortunately, really affects, kills, but don’t

rule it out, this is the first, second , of course, what else is the enemy of the liver, infections, hepatitis, respectively, be afraid of random casual relationships. and get rid of hepatitis b, you can get revaccinated and vaccinated, this is a very important point, and of course you should go for a medical examination, check the health of the liver, what is done for this, an ultrasound examination of the liver is very simple, and the liver enzymes alt and ast are checked, the simplest test showing how the liver is feeling, i’ll go after the holidays. i’ll check, now i take our charming snake gorynych, i’m coming here, our dragon and chinese are fire-breathing, this makes you feel good, breathe fire and no matter what, the traffic police stops, says breathe, and you, on him, everything you owe

a person knows, because a person ca n’t just fire, he has fire in his body, most likely it’s reflux on... then you get a burning sensation, and now so that you understand why there is this burning sensation, we will demonstrate what happens to women’s tights , when they get into the acid of the gastric juice, look, don’t take it, i’ll do everything, you like women’s tights better, i like your healthy hands better, look what... with tights, they instantly melt, so if this acidic

content gets into into the esophagus, then it it burns, it needs to be treated, you need to reduce the acidity of the gastric juice, do a special examination, what kind of germanshay, you need to do a gastroscopy and regularly take proton pump blockers, right dragon. he knows everything, i want to put our little dragons here, come here, my dears, our serpent gorynovich, return the heads of the serpent gorynch and the chinese dragon, your wish to everyone in the new year from the chinese dragon serpent gorynch, be healthy, this is the most important thing, joy of light and love to all of you, hurray! let's take a break for a while and then we will continue, let's look into the future, i will

look, it seems to me that there is a date here, try it, german shaich, take it, no, fini, hurray, hurray, come on, how to cook chinese dumplings with predictions, new year's dishes from different nations of the world will be loved and russians, five-minute readiness, this is not magic, this is medicine. i am a massage therapist, i work on the legs, and this is an occupational disease that i had and it really interfered with my work and life . how to get rid of varicose veins in 5 minutes? open your eyes wider, drooping eyelids are in the way. they give the appearance of not rested, tired face. patients look at themselves in the mirror all the time.

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'm taking you under arrest, such words are prohibited from being spoken in public places, i will forced to find you guilty if i utter what words? motador, ladies and gentlemen, leni bruss is on friday at first. сnop gin is a product of stellor group. this is our common guardian angel. common to everyone. kvn. major league. the second semi-final is on saturday. first, did i have my breasts done in vain, in china for cheap, and that i love you, best of all,

new season, on sunday on the first, season premiere, i want to change the shape of my eyes, chin and lips, well, for such drastic changes there must be a very good reason, you can’t forbid living beautifully, i was noticed how only... it helped, you hear, i tell you with complete authority, i’m ready to party all night, you’re alone, i’m alone, so why are we wasting our time, everything here rests on alexandra vanina and her famous method. bloodhound, new episodes , watch the time after the program, make a sign like this on your chest, be careful, cook, well, dear friends, today is the first program dedicated to the new year, we are preparing for it,

and of course, we must tell you about traditions, today is chinese traditions. new year's eve, which costs nothing bring it to our russian new year's table.

we are meeting a famous chinese chef, please come to us, well, chinese new year is impossible without

dumplings, dumplings have a special name, please tell me how... made from pork, chinese cabbage, onion and ginger, and add a little salt to the dough, composition chinese dumplings, let's repeat their name again, you have to remember this, that's right, well, i've never done that, well, that's it comrades,

let's have the ingredients, it's minced pork, it's definitely chinese cabbage, it’s a little thick, i understand in chinese what it is, everything is fine, if it’s good , it doesn’t suit the chinese, comrades, so now we’ll roll up a real chinese dumpling, just like that, but in siberia we thought the bigger the better, let me roll it up now, i’ll make you

a real siberian dumpling, we have such a rule, real siberian. dumplings should not be very small, they should be so medium. so, i take it like this, for some reason with chopsticks, we never used chopsticks in siberia, here i am with i use chopsticks for fear. we take it, fold it like this, pin it together, and we make it, we make a dumpling like this, a dumpling like this, this is a siberian dumpling, dissatisfied, dissatisfied, well done! a very important ingredient in chinese dumplings, chinese cabbage, chinese cabbage contains vitamin k. what does vitamin k do?

vitamin k helps us heal wounds, look, if there is vitamin k, then a blood clot forms in the wound and the wound heals, there is no vitamin k, there will be bleeding, the wounds will not heal, but i i want to tell you about my favorite component... in dumplings - meat. chinese scientists compared who eats how much meat. you found out that eating meat in moderation, such as in dumplings, reduces the risk of developing hypertension. look, this is a vessel, those who eat meat, their kidney vessels dilate more and sodium is excreted. actually, the vessels dilate, blood pressure decreases and the risk of developing hypertension decreases. look how our guest rolls out perfectly thinly,

guys, how perfectly round it is. remember, in siberia we cut out circles with a glass, i don’t know how you are in moscow, but now i ’ll make my siberian dumplings again. let's continue the conversation. yes, and there is also onion in the minced meat, there is onion in it. and our eyes need vitamin a, because this vitamin is used to build a visual pigment called radopsin. our nerve cells called cones are charged with rhodopsin, so when light enters the eye, this rhodopsin is consumed and so...

it was exactly like that, yes, alexander grigorievich, they held the window, we for an hour the dumplings turned into stones in the cold, and the fourth dumpling, there are only four of us, and

now let’s cook these dumplings, because there is such a chinese tradition, they put a coin in the dumplings, similar to our traditions, that’s right, we put more dates in there, this means happiness, good luck and prosperity in the new year, if you come across a coin, yes, yes, absolutely right, now we take the dumplings, i throw them, throw them, yes, stir them, like that, and, friends, bring us a real chinese new year's table in studio, on it, of course, our dumplings, took them, called, let's go make a wish, a minute video of how the dumplings are prepared. pour water into the flour , replace the dough with only flour and water, add chopped chinese cabbage, onion and black pepper to the minced pork,

shape the dumplings in the form of boats, because this boat should float in the new year and you should be happy, cook the dumplings for about 5 minutes, now look, the moment of truth is coming, the chinese tradition is that we all take one dumpling, who gets a coin will be rich, and who the date will be happy, everything is blue, be careful, hot, hot, and i have a date, i have a date, a date, this is all for the devley happiness of germanush, nothing came across, birnika, share the film.

please wish us a happy new year in chinese, come on! happy new year , cheers, comrades, that's it, friends, agree that this is practically a russian tradition, the siberian tradition of dumplings for the new year, and the coin is also siberian, so happy new year to you, we will definitely celebrate in february, the real one is already chinese new year and while we are celebrating the new year according to the chinese

calendar, this is... the first new year's program in the last cycle of programs in the past year, so now everything is about food, our conversation continues with medicine, we have a special project called salvation in 5 minutes, and we tell you about the most modern technologies that allow a person to solve their medical problems, in just 5 minutes, so that on new year's eve they can go out beautiful, happy and... healthy , such was the illegal immigrant alexander mikhailovich korodku, and the most interesting illegal one at that, worked in many countries. to begin with , korodkov was offered a very modest position, the so-called elevator one, and this simple position became for him an elevator into intelligence. radkov, of course, made a breakthrough in the german direction, the flow of information from them increased sharply. she was

his common-law wife. at that time, we came to intelligence not for the sake of love and friendship, but for the sake of ensuring state security. korodkov offered to take out the suitcase from the radio under the guise of gifts for his passion. if large sums of money, a transmitter, it could cost him his head, he could end up in the dungeons of the gestabra. what was the task, to prevent keitel from leaving ahead of time. the whole life of alexander mikhailovich korotkov passed. just as the motto of illegal intelligence requires, without the right to glory, for the glory of the state, the prime minister, the names of legal intelligence, alexander korodkov, on wednesday on the first. ladies and gentlemen, let me invite the most shocking comedian of all time , sloth bruce, to the stage. mick, i don't know what to do with lennik, he's so impudent, you know he

asked where? stage with pleasure, but then you will have to stand at the bar alone. one day, when the stripper was finishing his performance, lenin bruce suddenly appeared on the stage, wearing what his mother gave birth to. i figured out how to get a girl into bed one hundred percent, you tell her: let’s just meet without bed. deliberate presentation of material with the intent to provoke. lustful interests, for example, you say, bring me a cheap prostitute, they can bring a writer with a beard, hey, lyani, i’m taking you under arrest, such words are prohibited from being spoken in public places, i will be forced to find you guilty if i utter what words? matador, ladies and gentlemen, leni bruss is on friday first. excursions through

hell, excursions through hell, don’t be afraid, it’s good, translator of souls, we made a hearse out of a priora, just by opening the trunk, yes, i’m an angel, and a hearse is so good for the soul to let you down, kvn, major league, second semi-final, on saturday at the first, who is napoleon, of course, baking bread, what kind of bread, parodinsky. what is figure skating? beauty, struggle, passion! harmony,

creativity, work, emotions, flight. dream, love, victory, this is life, the main tournament of the year, the russian championship live broadcasts from chelyabinsk, on the first. so, dear friends, i’m going on ours.

and now what kind of operation does dr. yakushkin perform: we go to the clinic where you work, with a really wonderful laser that really seals the vein, we take a needle and puncture our vein, through a tiny puncture under the control of the musi, dr. yakushkin injects a laser into the vein a light guide is the thinnest conductor with a luminous material. point at the end, through this point the laser beam begins its impact, the impact of laser extraction occurs on the wall of the vein, therefore, given the high temperatures when exposed to a laser of 100-120°, water boils,

the walls of the vein boil away all the water and the protein located in the wall of the vein, it coagulates, like this, we have now actually shown you this procedure in real mode. time and i really want to remind you of this wonderful film carnival night, remember, there was a song that said that in just 5 minutes you can do a lot, 5 minutes, 5 minutes, that’s how i do it i move the needle, and indeed , you can do a lot in 5 minutes, we still have 2 weeks until the new year, you can seal a couple of veins. he will seal a couple of tens, a couple of tens, your congratulations to everyone on the new year, i sincerely wish everyone health, most importantly health, prosperity and happiness

in life, sergei nikolaevich, you have prosperity and happiness in life, sergei nikolaevich performs complex operations on veins, but always with a brilliant result, you saw it yourself. let's show this most wonderful thing again transformation from a nightmare leg to a slender leg. your wishes to everyone, dear doctor. well, first of all, of course. as a doctor, i wish everyone health, well, like a narrow doctor busy with his legs, health and beauty, beauty in your legs, let's take a break for a while, friends, and then continue, the premiere of the season , well, what can i say, gentlemen, we have a murder, look, there's something stuck here, what could it be, good afternoon, i came with pavina, does this even happen, police, is there anyone, are you? nothing, legs, figure, face, everything is in place, everything is coming back,

let's get used to the role, i ask you, don't overdo it, so, my friends, which of you is the best swimmer, help, bloodhound, new episodes, watch the time after the program, it seems to me that we need to return to the starting point. montechoca cognac, product of steller group. the minister of health of ukraine, viktor leshko, or as he is also called, doctor death 2. and you ask, i would like to become the president of ukraine. his funds, and his mother ulyana are spouses. there is a laboratory in ukraine that protects.

it's terrible, he is the person who these processes must control and regulate. victor lyashko, just a cheesecake. dolls of the heir tutti, today on the first. here is his real passport in his name, arnold deitch. he used this passport to travel to the uk. an operative of the highest class, he attracted a number of people to cooperate with soviet foreign intelligence. korist's assistants and sources

recommended donald maclean as his invaluable, secret information, who was philby's friend, whom he knew shared communist ideology. 17 or 20 agents - this is an outstanding achievement, but the most important thing is the cambridge five. kalin dalis estimates that the cambridge five are the most effective, most powerful group of intelligence officers of the second world war. recruitment is the intelligence officer's sharpest weapon, but it is double-edged and can be cut on any person. for the first time, the foreign intelligence service of the russian federation has declassified documents. before us is a map on which the exact place of death is marked. dece was no longer alive, but as they say, his work, it lived, won. names of illegal intelligence. today

on the first, we remind everyone that this is a program to live healthy, today is the first program in our new year's cycle, but now we will show you such a sad truth, how a woman changes over the years, here they are, lovely girls, here are beautiful girls, there is something to see, and finally, age takes its toll, only with women age is so merciless, because men grow old, it gives them wisdom, some kind of special charm, so, so, so, even bald people are highly valued, women value everything otherwise, we are starting a whole cycle today, which we called beauty requires, one of the most famous plastic surgeons in our country will participate in it,

he never left anywhere, he is still a microsurgery specialist, that is, from microsurgery he heads a huge department of microsurgery in chelyabinsk regional hospital, where they sew on arms, legs, fingers, he has tons of such patients, and a side effect of the profession is women’s faces, alexander grigorievich, come to us, please.

these drooping corners of the lips, me too i smile all the time, but the doctors don’t smile, they don’t care about wrinkles of grief, yes, these are wrinkles of grief, absolutely true, if now just the women in our hall look at me seriously, take away, take away the stupid smiles on their faces, that’s right, that’s green, that’s right they are wrinkles of sorrow, we will show them on the screen, i smiled all the time, many women did this...

oh, we didn’t finish our drink in due time, it seems, but we finished it, usually in excess, usually in excess, look, in fact, i decided , what this cycle, beauty requires, we will make of two parts, first, 2 weeks before the new year you can even have eyelid surgery, that’s right, it’s a short operation, with a short rehabilitation, whoever doesn’t like it, you can do it, no question at all, but today the whole internet is for... all sorts of ways, like these tighten your eyelids so that there isn’t this, that , the fifth and the tenth, come on, i’ll show you , i tried to do this too, for example, there are these, such little things that are strips, strips, strips, we glued them with my make-up artist, they generally fell off, it’s impossible to was filming, and the doctor-melman and i

tried to walk, it’s not possible at all, but we ’ll test it on you now, we have objects today, go, go, little bastard! how can we tighten up his sagging eyes, well, of course it will be a little difficult here, well , it’s possible, it’s no longer possible, maybe we can put him on a chair. alexander grigorievich says, remove this, remove this, everything will be fine, everything will be fine, so we have two stickers, of course, here we need preparation to hit the fold, let’s get it somewhere, yes, let's try, just gently, well, i just haven't practiced on men, on

women it's easier, more yes, of course, on women more you can of course do it better, so i stuck. so, let's close it again, no, close your eye, close your eye, open your eye, alexander grigorievich, don't cut the branch you're sitting on, open your eye, well , it's practically invisible, let's try other stickers, you can see everything on me, that's if i’ll make a sticker here, show us our guest in large detail, we’ll give you a second one, well because... and i can now, i’m with you, no , guys, i tortured it all, let me lift it up for you now, give me another, nobly

helps, cuts dry, so come on, come on, let’s do it already... it’s necessary we need to raise our eyelids , that’s right, right now, no, now open your eyes, don’t do it now, hold on to me , please, i remember this phrase, remember, lift my eyelids, that’s what it will be like now, so long as the forehead rises, will also rise, let's see, now i, together with my forehead, andrey petrovich, will raise it for you. well, the look is stunned, well, let's wait, be careful, give me the second one, i tried it all, it’s about the same as you and i. yes, you can be more careful, you can just relax it a little , but the eyelids have opened, the eyelids have opened, so it will look more like a girl,

but better, i apologize, just like that, happy new year, guys, well, every girl wants to be beautiful, after all, at least in the slightest, every girl wants to be beautiful, we said, looking at andrei petrovich, how... these things should be put on makeup, how much makeup should be put in there, that’s who bangs, this is much, of course, i need bangs, but my face will be a bit stupid, dull, but my eyes will open, and so it’s neat, so i sometimes use it, that is, i can see my upper eyelid, so if i stick a little here, it’s just neat , so that it is, well, stick it to yourself, while the point is at hand, show andrei petrovich in another eyelid what you are doing in principle, alexander grigorievich, delay it. this part of the skin

is removed during the operation, it is directly removed along this groove, so nothing is visible, but it is excised along this fold, therefore, this operation, after a month, traces of this operation cannot be found, now 2 weeks before the new year, you can take a risk, you can. this is one of the simplest operations , i want to come back here to show you our patient before the operation and i want to invite her to our studio, come to us, please, remove your hair, katya with her eyes open, it also seems to me that she was overweight, she has lost more weight , or something, it was some kind of swelling, it was some kind of swelling in general.

don’t grow old, and they teach everyone this on the internet, she came to us, she said, but that’s all it helps, but not in my case, it wouldn’t have helped me, thank you very much.