[000:00:00;00] i could press my cheek and nose to the doors of the porches, i could press my nose against the glass doors , i could hide under the porch, it always smelled bad under the porch, it always seemed to me that one day i would crawl under the porch and find a cache full of money, i would use the money for noble purposes, i would buy gifts to my mother's aunt, however, on the condition that... for this they will tell me all the secrets because of which they sent me out the door. i usually hid under the porch until it was time for the show, just wait, my father will come, he will show you. i always thought that being a father was all headache, you work like a lie all day, and instead of relaxing, you show your house to someone. hmm, mick, i don't know

what to do with lenne. when i first saw a jukebox, i was fascinated, this machine did not sew , did not drill, did not cook, did not kill, it only entertained, i also loved to read, don’t read at the table, they told me why there are these inscriptions on a pack of cereals, if you can’t read them, not at the table, then when i grow up, i thought, i’ll

read them wherever i want, on the subway, for example, excuse me for reading, sir, a bunch of cornflakes, the parents raised their son in the same way as all children were raised in one hundred percent anglo-saxon northern belmer. lenin did not undergo the boromitsev ritual, did not attend sunday school, and did not study jewish history, customs, laws and religion. only after becoming an adult

, having served for several years for ... all the pies at the goyim, ready-made potatoes, goyim, ready-made dinners, goyim, jewish fruit salad, cherry drink is very jewish, pasta is very, very jewish, lemon jelly

- goyim, underwear - after the japanese attack on pearl harbor, the united states entered world war ii. in the autumn of '42, lenin dropped out of school, overwhelmed by a patriotic impulse. enlisted in the navy and was assigned to the cruiser brooklyn, where he served for the next 2 years. the cruiser served in the mediterranean sea, providing landing forces in sicily, southern france and algeria. leni later included some memories of naval service in his speeches, in particular about his time in algeria. hey yankee, would you like to see the number with

rezbians? no, no, no, thank you, but a room with rezbians, two girls, a dog, no , no, thank you, hey, hey, hey, hey, but two girls, a dog, a cat and a bear, no, i, i have to go back to the base, hey, uh, hey, hey, and if there are two girls, a dog, a boy and... blut, this is a good option. leni was tired of the war of anti-semitism and insults he was subjected to on the ship. and he figured out how to get rid of the service. during the general bath, he

began to grab the sailors by the genitals. he often portrayed gays anyway. in summer in 1945, when brooklyn was at the port, leni put on an ugly performance and was sent to a medical examination. i was an exemplary sailor with an impeccable record, but the war ended for me too. there was no need to stay in the flesh , they can easily commission you if you are crazy, and if you are a transvestite, a transvestite is an abnormal person who likes to wear women's clothes, he may not be a homosexual, he

is not dangerous at all, but this type is a clear thorn in the side of the fleet , where the key to discipline is that everything is the same dressed, i was interrogated by four psychiatrists, the first psychiatrist: lenny, did you participate in homosexual acts? no sir. second psychiatrist, do you like women? yes, sir. third psychiatrist. uh, you get satisfaction from intercourse with a woman. the fourth psychiatrist. you like to wear women's clothes. sometimes, when it’s all four of them. when is it the right size for me? the medical board recommended dishonorable discharge from service. and in the fall of 1945, second class sailor leonard alfred schneider went ashore

a free man, although from a weakened state. reputation. at that time, his mother performed dance routines in small clubs in brooklyn and coney island. one day, the owner of the club asked her to replace someone who was sick. she was shocked, she never had to say anything from the stage. leni knew very well what the duties of the entertainer were and invited her mother to act in this role instead of her. just think, announce the number. 5 minutes before going on stage, i was in the toilet, i was throwing up, my nerves were on edge, and i couldn’t stand it, i felt like a torador

who is afraid not of the bull, but of the crowd, actually my task was not difficult, go out on stage , greet the audience, announce a couple of numbers, announce first the singer’s number, then the dance ensemble and... finally , my mother’s number, however, the orchestra soloist who introduced me to the audience said that now a great one would come out on stage comedian , said a lot of nonsense, so now everyone was waiting for the great comedian to come out, i came out of the stage straight from the toilet and immediately saw a strange silvery object in front of my nose, it was a microphone, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, get the girls on stage, god, god, interrupts me some impudent aggressor standing at the bar

with his two girlfriends, i was knocked out of the glue, from behind the scenes, with a helpless smile, my mother was watching me and could not help her child, this exclamation sounded energetically, the impudent person felt his strength, so the friend standing next to him shouted again: drag the girls to the stage, their girlfriends squealed, they clearly enjoyed their arrogance, with pleasure, but then you will have to stand at the bar alone. the first successful

joke, the first laugh. happened. lenne it took 10 years to transfer the stage to the public with purely personal, subjective humor. night after night he performed the same number, trying to maintain spontaneity, adding a stage to it, week after week, until he got a masterpiece.

bruce's high-pitched monologues were brilliant. here's one of the latest reviews: the prize for bad taste should go to lenna bruce, who outshone all the other comedians this year. now a couple more affectionate words addressed to me, this is his flat joke about don’t send me cash, don’t send transfers, don’t has nothing to do with a sense of humor. yes, it's funny, because i don't remember such a joke

in my repertoire. and... to say something interesting for the public, leni’s popularity grew quickly, he became a regular guest on television shows, but he received true pleasure only where he could not have much control over his

performances, the striptease club. and have you never done this? i 've been doing this for a long time, and what not anymore, trust me, i love solving other people's problems, okay, it's all about the size, it's

too big, so big, yes, you laughing, i haven't dated a single woman. 1947, but she liked it, she was in the hospital all these years, are you kidding, and what, you visited her all these years, no, they would have killed me, and her brother is still hunting for me, and i can’t appear in shorts on the street. listen, what size is it, oh, i’m scared myself, i ’m trying not to think about it, well, me, well, you can show me, no, no, you can’t, you can’t , i have a lock there, then i don’t have a key , one

key is with the father, the second is with the mayor, no, nothing is impossible, without hands while driving, a new life romana kostamarova, terrible, what i was and what i am... i won’t say now that no, well, this is nonsense, life has changed dramatically, our exclusive today is the whole family of the olympic champion, of course there were fights, you were friends more often , denis held me in the hospital, he will insert a cradle into my plan, yes, you are a hero, you have conquered death, this is my man, throughout my life we ​​have passed such the most difficult test, this is true

love, my love, just don’t cry, i don’t. .. i don’t understand, you’re 10 years old, and you’re already participated in the world championship, wow, you do it like this, and if you do it like this, you have to do it like this, if you do well you get five, if you do it poorly you get four. and two, and there is also a kolush, you can cry , you turn around quickly, you have 3 seconds so that no one notices, you tell the recipe, add ketchup, mayonnaise, mix it, you get ketchunese, you are laughing at me now, shooting from what, from a bow

with your feet , best of all, new season, on sunday, our man is beautiful above all with his inner content, you have an operation contraindicated point lucy, pierce the patient , you understand that the operation will not help you anyway, what are you doing, get out of the operating room, what did you do to her, you won’t get away with it? “ come with us, we are interested in the documentation of the cosmetology department,

why is it being taken away, holy simplicity, they do not open the doors for detainees, doctor preobrazhensky, the beginning of the story and new episodes, from monday on the first, this is your institute, one day after a performance in a nightclub in baltimore they got married and lenny became her husband.

strippers. strippers, even in 1951 , were considered little better than whores. the first real revolution in public perception of nudity was when the publication tried to influence public morality by performing in strip clubs, lenny began to compete with girls. “well, what are you staring at, you see every day on this stage in goth, that since i ’m naked, this story instantly became a legend

of the show. that i have a reputation as a contradictory, unworthy person, that i am the standard of the ugly, yes, i’ve always will those who are accustomed to dining in a restaurant at a reserved table are accused of poor taste. it all started back in school, i started singing, believe me, i was a very depressed child. i was only 18 years old, the teachers

' eyes widened when they saw me singing, going wild, waving everything that came to hand, and smoking, i don't know, maybe you can't see it, now i 'll show you, i have there's a tattoo here. cat i made it when i was 6 years old, but then it was on my wrist, remember, one guy had a rather subtle sense of humor, his name was paul kost, he needs long-distance glue to take off, i imagined how this could happen, the child is alone in his room, saturday is playing this child george. well, well, well, so i ’m left alone, today is saturday, my mother left,

why would i do something bad, yeah, i’ll make a plane, a lancaster, of my own design , i need to sand the board for the nerve, now saw it off here, now we take aircraft modeling glue, wet the cloth, that's a different game. i feel like i’m taking off, which means i can take off using aircraft model glue, although i’m too heavy, i need to try it on dog, filika, filika, come here, sniff the rag, sniff, sniff, i'm telling you, filika, filika, filika, it worked, i am the louis pasteur of modern drug addiction. so, is there a lot of work ahead? i'll sell my toys and then stop. next shot:

a toy store. it's your. others in their harmlessness compared to alcohol. melodramas also irritate me. started using drugs, convincing himself and some melodramas are just exploitation for the sake of exploitation itself. these films are built on relationships between hollywood, with the possible exception of a couple films that i didn’t like at all

for their approach to this problem. here's a typical scene. play us something. spanish, spanish, excellent. miguel, miguel is 3 years old, he was deceived, his beloved bull , which he loved and looked after, was taken away from him, to his father, why did you take the bull away, i loved him, it was my bull, not yours, why do you want to kill him , you have no right, this is my bull, ugh, i don’t love you. “my son, don’t call me son, i’m not your son, you want to kill my bull, my son, you don’t understand, but how can i understand why you want to kill him, miguel, i want everything, kill him, now we will be transported to the school yard,

anglo-saxon children are running around playing." our now grown-up hero appears in a chic suit from a big box, come to me , guys, listen to what i tell you, you know what i remember best at school and i can’t forget, i can’t forget, did i really forget, but no, i remember, my friends, we can only be happy in this country , here i am a spaniard, what's wrong with that? a spaniard, here he is a jew, and he is japanese, and you are french, friends, in this country, we can unite to attack the greeks, my speech, the words that i use are more accurate than the words of the older, decency-loving generation, for example, when i talk about a certain little bean , i call her a whore, types

of occupation, reaction of an old-fashioned person leni brust and rude. bruce tries to challenge the audience; in his bold words there is clearly a morality so deep that there is often no point in paying attention to extremes. he speaks sharply, sarcasticly, calls for action, often makes you laugh, but does not entertain. a true artist does not divide the world in half into good and bad, accepting

the good and rejecting the bad. a normal person accepts the whole world as it is... without self-deception, lenny bruce achieved this vision, like rabelais swift. i met a nice girl, let’s say i want to invite her to visit, listen to music, just chat without the slightest hint of bed. i can't invite her to a hotel the hotel is dirty. in short, the hotel has acquired such an indecent connotation that i can no longer speak to my grandmother. invite her to bloodworm at 3:00 am, or maybe i want to give her a rare copy of the bible, why, why, why can’t i just say, just say, i want to be with you, no, you have to lie, let’s run in and have a cup coffee, let's come to my place, i 'll change clothes, coffee in 50 years will become

another indecent word. lonely, lonely, it's so nice that i'm lonely. i am happy with fate and in general, i will not be sad. and, however, there’s no need to make me sad, i’d rather buy myself a bunch of new suits. imagine, i haven’t taken off wearing this one for 10 years now. it even makes it difficult to breathe. yes, i’ll buy myself some cool outfits and go wild. yes, i’ll have a vodka party, i’ll drink only vodka. i'll eat it. oh, what will my wife say, she’s so innocent, and i treated her like that, i really miss her, i don’t want to spend the rest of my life walking with

my grandchildren and sitting in a chair, i just want to hear in the morning, get up and fix the washing machine car, it's still noisy, lonely. when she gets old, she talks about everything will regret, lonely, lonely, i will be rich, but

so lonely, leni was in great demand in clubs, on television, records with recordings of his performances were released, but his personal life cracked, he often left home. leni bruce began to find out about his wife’s infidelities; in addition, honey harlow completely destroyed herself with monstrous doses of drugs, the marriage broke up , leni hid his pain behind rude jokes, and once a journalist asked me this stupid question, why honey and i broke up, what happened , i decided to laugh it off, what's more did not pester, which is why they separated from one

of our... different types. in one joke, he calls the hero an indecent word. in slang, this word is used to describe the act of oral sex. during the speech , the words “bastard, ass, damn” were repeatedly used, as well as well-known three-letter obscene expressions. lenny was immediately detained, taken to the station, but soon released on bail. the next day, police attended sloth bruce's performance again. after which he was arrested in his death cell on charges of petty hooliganism, violation of the criminal code and using swear words in a public place. over the next few months, lenny

was arrested almost every week; by the end of the year, lenin's expenses for lawyers and courts exceeded his income from speaking engagements. my long series of arrests on obscenity charges began in san francisco. that time i said from the stage. “hey, leni, can i have a minute with you, the policeman called me, i ’m taking you under arrest, such words are prohibited from being spoken in public places, i was told that only homosexuals do this, strange, i didn’t mean homosexuals at all when i said this word, i believe that every modern girl should do this, i know such people. i want to meet people like that, love people like that, marry someone like that, they put me in a patrol car, another policeman tells me: i have a wife,

two children, and i don’t want that, but this is all bullshit, i interrupt him, that is how nonsense this is, well, that’s all nonsense, what do you mean my wife has never done this, no, not even once in her life, no, not my wife. neither, but you ever said this word? no, never in my life, no, i’ve been married for so long. 18 years old, and that, i have never tried to caress my wife, no , not once in 18 years, no, then i admire you, you are a highly spiritual person, i myself would like to be such a husband, but i would not want to be your wife, and if this is all not true

, sit down for you, finally we are in court, the policeman, your honor, he said, the judge, he said, oh, i wouldn’t want my grandchildren, lord, how many times can you repeat the same thing, policeman, your honor, i couldn't believe my ears, suck in audience, where there were women, the judge , look at his impudent appearance, it’s not surprising that he said, sos, why would he say again, sos, everything is not good for him, then it suddenly dawned on me, they liked to say this word, isos, and what he said, he said isos, said isos, it was said loudly to the whole

hall. damn it, sos is great, what is figure skating, beauty! struggle, passion, harmony, creativity, work, emotions, flight, dream, love, victory, this is

life. russian championship. pairs - free program, women - free program. tomorrow on the first. vissky mancacher, a product of the steller group. there was such an illegal immigrant, alexander mikhailovich korodku, and an illegal immigrant, an interesting one, who worked. in many countries. to begin with, korotkov was offered a very modest position, the so-called elevator one, and this simple position became for him an elevator into intelligence. rodkov, of course, made a breakthrough in the german direction, the flow of information from them increased sharply. she was his common-law wife at that time. we come to intelligence not for the sake of love and friendship, but for the sake of ensuring state security. radkov offered to take it out.

chimadan with a walkie-talkie under the guise of gifts for his passion, if large sums of money and a transmitter had been found on her, it could have cost him his head, he could have ended up in the dungeons of the gestabor, which was the task of preventing keitel from leaving ahead of time. the whole life of alexander mikhailovich korotkov passed as required by the motto of illegal intelligence, without the right to glory, for the glory of the state. premiere, names of illegal intelligence. alexander korotkov. on sunday on the first. we have gathered to to honor the geniuses of russian science. this is a worthy, noble mission. we are witnesses of how glory finds those worthy. these people are changing the world. they make revolutions in thinking. each of them goes towards a great goal.

thanks a lot. the challenge is a national award for future technologies. award ceremony. on sunday on the first. a crime, according to article 118 a, can be considered to be the actions of individuals or a group of individuals, which can be witnessed by

a representative of the law or private. there are no such words if it seems dirty to you the word bed, then it means you are a genuine atyist , because if god created your body dirty, then it means this is a defect due to the fault of the manufacturer, everything is very simple, the body created by god is at your complete disposal, if you want to know what parts he created, there is nothing in the bible the slightest mention of it. the whole body, or the whole body is clean, or the whole body is dirty. the next trial took place in philadelphia. here he was tried not for his speech, but on a trumped-up drug case. there was no reason to imprison lenny, and he

won the case. but the most important thing was that in philadelphia lenny bruce was declared unwell. over the next two years

, he was arrested many times. if i say those exact words , your honor, a year in prison and a thousand dollar fine, leni was hooked, everywhere he went, there were cops in the front row in san francisco, in chicago, in los angeles, they

took notes. deliberate presentation of material to arouse prurient interests, that is, an unhealthy, shameful interest in nudity body or sex. your honor, ladies and gentlemen, i strongly believe that obscenity is not the intent of my client, mr. lenny bruce. the style of his speech is reminiscent in many ways of the writing style of many great reformers and, i would say, serious critics of society. even today, not everything written by jonathon swift and martin luther can be published due to the need for the authors to break the false shackles

of their contemporary language and write simply mundane, crude, as the simple people said people, so that the devastation and madness of society become visible. this is absolutely obvious. that the goal of my client is not to arouse sensuality, but to open the eyes of people, to open the eyes of his listeners to racial problems, to expose these absurd stereotypes that relate to gender, birth, death, he is furiously indignant at the hypocrisy that reigns in our society, he is furiously indignant at the encouraged insincerity, which for some reason we call wisdom, but resent it... every decent person is obliged, mr. bruce is addressing an adult audience, this appeal of his suggests that he is

seriously concerned about lies and injustice.

girls making slippery jokes irritate me, undermining bankers with tattoos on their forearms, judges allowing themselves to make fun of the convicts, but what were the precedents? “i love you, i love you

, you know it yourself, well, it turns out that i had to make your hands, after all, what is the reason for all this persecution to which you were subjected, listen, enough about this, why was it necessary to arrest me, but it was something

caused?" "guided by paragraph 3/16 of california law, we , the jury, find mr. lenny bruce guilty, lenny bruce is a drug addict, he should be immediately taken... it is unlikely that it was suicide, most likely,

this was his last attempt to renounce the world , which he knew so well, or did not know. at all, which is essentially the same thing, the last word is deer, an indecent three-

letter word, everything, died at 40, how rude. hello, today we have an unusual format for our show, we have teamed up with another one of the coolest projects , which is called the best, you can say, we have the best non-format fit, and today in the studio we have the most talented children of our country, who are simply adored by the audience, and of course my co-host meboyka, cheers, hello everyone, well and i, of course, will introduce you to a person who can simply post a video of her having breakfast and get millions of views. today my co-host is karina cross. hi all. do you even remember yourself as a child, what did you do? at 3 years old i threw myself out of the window our car, dad’s bag with money, documents and all the good stuff. so, okay, but

what about talents? as for talents , in fact, i always wanted to sing, i loved it, but at a young age i thought it was cool to sing with an operatic voice, so i walked around the house 24x7 and sang, and thought it was cool, and my dad came with tired of work and said: get off my ears, please, he kicked me out to the barn, what age was he, it was already, well, it was about five, six, behold, at that age, he kicked me out to the barn where they keep firewood so that i could drink there, i would go there and drink there, we will now introduce our... guests - these are just child prodigies who, from an early age, do something incredible, that is, they sing, and dance, and read poetry, and they even do programming, for a minute, i’m already wondering which of you, our guest today is sofia tikhomirova, hurray, nicole plieva, polina ainuddinova and alexander kravchenko,

the only gentleman in our women’s company, today. sofia, we have prepared it here. one video, so we want to show it, i love it feed on itself, dad, alexey vladimirovich, mom, we have a business trip, i want to, but we have a small apartment, actually mom has to earn money, i see i will. that i'm an artist. sofia dances, sings, and does it absolutely everywhere, so you understand, she challenges her neighbors, probably dance battles, almost, that is, she is absolutely a person of mood, a positive person. a bird whispered to me that you were still in your voice, right? where did you like

best? what provocation? the best, why? it was more fun than anyone else, so i’ll say, you i went through two large-scale strong projects, that is, you didn’t have such a moment that you come to, say, a kindergarten or school and i’m such a star. no, on the contrary, everyone found out that i was, like, on the voice , they all, sofia, you were on the voice, o may year, how, i mean, how did you get there, they, me , i even myself, well, i i really didn’t want to, like, here i am a star, no, i never do that, really, please tell me, do you have goals, for example, to continue your musical career, how to become a singer, of course you do, i dream, i dream of becoming a musician. this is my main goal, but have you ever wanted to sing smey? i wanted to, i don’t hear, we just have a program about miracles, well, you

can’t refuse a child, i won’t refuse even once, well, if she wants, of course, if she doesn’t want, i won’t force her, i want, you want, you want, well, let’s sing with you, what is your favorite song i have pikachu, pikachu, pikachu, the whole country knows pikachu, let’s not pretend, that’s why

i think we’re with you now. let's sit down and continue listening, by the way, we know, you know what, that you can play saxophone, show me, i don’t believe it, it’s a very complex instrument, what are you doing, soaking, soaking the reed, the reed is inside, no, it’s right here , amazing, i haven’t seen it either, that is, wait, that’s... and in general, separately or this , that is, separately from the saxophone , the reed, but it is secured with something, this special machine, this is how everyone plays saxophonists, you want to say, of course, there is no way without it,

why won’t he play, we want to listen, how do you play, don't decide this pleasure for us, come on. i just didn’t really take it from me , i just said i haven’t tried it, and i also

passed the exam for the first time and i didn’t know that i would succeed, because this is a love podcast, i want to introduce the next wonder, who, who, who, whom nicole plieva, let 's watch a video about you, maybe there in the night courtyards, in the attics? in dusty chandeliers, in boarded doors, in damp basements, in our feelings, in closets, those where rubbish is piled up, but visible things are there. it was cramped, it grew in all corners, it was all over, it must have been just nonsense, an accumulation of thoughts and unclear words , she must have come from the mountains, descended to us from the beautiful peaks, there is a garden, huge, thick, you can’t get any fruit at all, and all the people, all the houses where there is warmth, as long as,

they will say, winter has come, but they won’t understand where it comes from, i want to say right away so that everyone knows , by the way, this is the creator of an online school in english, not only that, she also has an orange belt for judo, you understand how versatile a person is, and also , as you saw, poems, poems, yes, it’s me, how you grew up, and how did you move from poetry, forgive me, to our president’s favorite sport, you have a train in judo, i’m 6 years old there. now i’m 13 and this first episode of the program is the best of all, this is actually the first season of the program the best of all, in general i was such a pioneer, i don’t even know how this happened, i don’t even know, probably the best of all is some kind of push uh for all children , they begin to develop, every child who comes to the best of all, he is the best of all, and if his parents knew about it before, perhaps his teachers there,

educators, then now... everyone knows about this , probably best of all, it gives such wings that allow a child to fly up , start doing something, start inventing, start experimenting and develop in completely different directions, and it seems to me that in this is the meaning of the program, the best of all, so it’s even difficult to say how i specifically swam in judo, but somehow, look, when you came to the best of all, you were very small and still are.” there are videos with you all over the internet with a huge number of views, how did you do it? cope with this popularity , don’t relax, don’t hang your hands, don’t say: that’s it, i’m already popular, i’ve achieved everything , on the contrary, transform this resource to go into new niches for yourself, into new stories, open a school and develop further, honestly