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tv   Karnavalnaya noch  1TV  December 30, 2023 12:15pm-1:41pm MSK

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the funniest parody show is back on the air, i went out for 20 minutes to eat and my role is already being played by some chushpan, i’m nothing chushpan, i’m an artist, oleg yesenin, oleg, tell me, yesenin, more soulful, one of the parodies of the film office romance , as if everything there was in the style of a barbie doll, well, what a waste, this is how i will always look now, or this is an unexpected development of the events of the film, a challenge, and why the ship on which the doctor arrived is so similar to... giant appendicitis! the romantic mood of the first evening of the year will be supported by dmitry nagiyev and irina pegova. will they find new year's adventures for your hotheads, we'll wait and see. nobody wants me. why no one? the therapists want you. in general, it is absolutely obvious that in order to spend the whole next year in a great mood, you need to meet it with the first channel, and we will show you everything we can do.
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and at the end of the issue we have time to tell the news from the kremlin. vladimir putin sent happy new year and christmas greetings to a number of world leaders, including the heads of the cis and brix countries, the states of south america, asia, africa, syria, abkhazia and south ossetia in the leaders of serbia and hungary received a telegram from vladimir putin to europe, as well as congratulations.
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“maybe, sit down, it sounds, our products sound, what have you got, but pyotr petrovich came to say goodbye to you, yes, but i ’m not going to say goodbye to you at all, especially in the middle of the working day, well, somehow, i told you, i wrote a statement, my fiancée is coming from kiitezhgrad, from kiitezhgrad, yes, i haven’t heard such a thing”? well
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, kitezhgrad is such a city, and it was recently raised from under the water, from under the water, and a good bride, not the right word, yes, who is she, a sorceress , one might say, a witch, the bride is already a witch, but no, she just has this kind of work, you know, magic in the service sector, ah, you are a brave man, ivan sergeevich pukhov, and this is why, well, of course, a wife, a witch, you know, well, okay, congratulations, thank you, and, what they can’t come up with to leave work on holiday, sorcerers, i can control night and day and even the course of the planets. and at the same
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time, the omnipotent sorcerer, you can light a light in the darkness and cut a mountain, but you can’t command your heart, but you can’t command your heart, you can’t command a human heart to love, maybe your magic will find the answer to everything, open.
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a scientific, universal institute of extraordinary services, well, well, what kind of people probably work here, and what issues are resolved, who raised this question, and it was lying in the closet along with other letters, remove the question. listen, questions must be placed appropriately and in a timely manner, but this one from this wall, what you
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did for science, hurry up, they will soon begin to appear. they're coming, lovely. today or never? i schedule the vp test exactly at 10. the academic council must be in full composition. will we invite the scientist cat? is the translator here? i'm here, we're here. the cat didn't speak? he is making progress and trying. i
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hear this is the second year. hello, we introduced a cat to the academic council in order to train, but he is lazy. hello, where was this good? we value your relationship. in all our institutes. kisa, it’s time to talk, it’s not good and don’t break down, it’s time for 2 days to talk, come to me, kira, i need to talk to you, the topic is here, hello, let’s go to the office, please day, good afternoon, no, there are telephones there, i can’t see them, hello, hello, hello, hello,
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hello, for the seventh time i ask you to marry me, for the seventh time i agree. only there will be time, everything, no, hello, hello , what do you want, certainty , submitted applications, wedding rings, everything that other people have, you know, today is a responsible day, all your days are responsible, you are responsible post, good afternoon, hello, okay, as soon as the tests pass, that means tomorrow, tomorrow, you promise, if everything goes well, alena, well , where are you, where are you, alena, let me congratulate you on your success and feast on champagne together, i’m not having lunch today, why diet, diet, what a woman, oh, what
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a woman, ah-ah -ah-ah-ah, truly a beautiful dream, this one should be taken care of very much. here you go, for lunch with a girl, please accept this, what is it? and who are you, exactly? i’m a guest, and not just a guest, i’m a representative of the sunny south, my outfit, your citizen’s outfit is inappropriate for our area, why is it inappropriate, listen, look, five...
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couldn't you throw it there? where does the drawing go? alena left, which alena could not help but leave, she was in a hurry, it’s clear where she was in a hurry, at work she drew a fire sign in the air with her finger, she left it after all , you couldn’t save it, i’m not a master of video, i don’t know how to do these things work, yes, but how to turn your entire salary into water, into wine, you know how, well, you reproach it every time, and this was when it was, okay, that’s it, we need to do something, let’s maybe...
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yes, my little scarlet, fly out today immediately, i can’t live without you anymore, good one, yes, why are we sitting, why aren’t we working, where is sanina, where are the carpets? waiting, cochti plus lyusya equals
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love, what is this, oak tree? we see that it’s not a linden tree, they ask you who these plus-lucy bones are, i can’t know, i’ll get them with them. you will create the form under my personal control, i obey, a lot of content is attached to the form today, proceed,
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sanina, i didn’t come, no, alena, i didn’t see, i didn’t see, hello, hello, where did she go? i see every freckle of yours, what freckles, did they disappear, how did they disappear, where did they disappear? before spring, until spring? you see, i saved them for the whole winter, but why? alena, your time, i didn’t say the most important thing, hello, do you want to extend it?
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from the first word there should be a norge, love for a forest fire, one spark is enough, it will float out from the first word and the sun will eclipse above you, the bordles will look at you, roll and don’t contradict your stomp, one intonation is enough for her, enough to ignite the flame to the sky, that’s the flame kindle to the sky, doesn’t know, prohibition peraman, any heart, she will cut it, if by letter,
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gets married, by phone, there must be too, love leflov like a fire, one spark is enough, from the first word and the sun will darken over you, fight against the storm, and then you can’t resist so much, one is enough for her. there are enough nazis to ignite the flames and the sky, to ignite the flames and the sky, decide what will happen next. a little similar, but even if we are joking with you, the joke may have begun too, love is like a fire in the spring, a supply spark from yours, suddenly comes from the first word, the sun will darken over you, it will go for
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a ride on the dirt, no matter how much you save it, it will be enough one intonation is enough for the flame to reach the sky kindle, so that the flame reaches the sky, girl, talk, hello, alyonushka, i forgot to say the most important thing, they gave us an apartment, ivanushka, my little fool, why didn’t you say right away, oh, i’m sorry, i can’t talk to you. hello, excuse me, please, excuse me, well, then let's get started, finally, i have to sulk for you, what is this? that is
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, a magic wand, i thought of it myself, what, you yourself personally led the satans, yes the oak tree, yes, this oak tree will still make some noise, who did this, but it’s curious, ivan stepanovich, hand over, who is it? yes, it’s disgusting , an interesting solution, you think, what ’s democratic, convenient, very nice, well, to be honest, i saw something more elegant, are there any objections, no, no objections,
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what objections, then the form is accepted, let's start checking the contents, all we have to do is... guess something? over to you, alena igorevna, can you wish for something? well, alena, wish for something most beautiful, a vacation from today for a whole month, the most beautiful are our beautiful women, but we already have them, now is not the time to joke, holy ones! “well done, olya , i ask for your attention, now i will wave my hand, say a bouquet of flowers , flowers should appear on this table, as you can see, the wand is very easy to use. forgive me, kira anatolyevna, don’t you think that for the sake of
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the purity of the experiment, it is necessary to hand the wand into the hands of an uninterested, unfamiliar person." my magic, perhaps, but where can we find such a thing, it’s me, there is such a face, a face, i have the most suitable face, i don’t know any magic, i didn’t even read fairy tales as a child, who is this, i’m a business person, i have i have an outfit, listen, but just give me a minute , i’ll do everything, you won’t regret it, well, well, one, two, three, a bouquet of flowers, yeah, ah... another bouquet of flowers or a bouquet of abhadi,
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comrades, comrades, but this is that’s not all, now we have to think about how we will introduce it. thank you for your help, but i’ll ask the court for a wand, one winter hat is ok, my ears are cold, you can warm it up at home. why did they choose alena igorevna on the side? after all, we also have a hero coming.
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we’ll have a real new year’s ball with songs, dances, and most importantly, a demonstration of our new invention, wow, this is wonderful, it’s impressive what you say, far-sighted, in my opinion too, and what does he think, excuse me, just a minute. this is untranslatable, i got greedy, i propose a program: a ceremonial meeting of the commission at the official troikas,
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a christmas tree with fire lights and santa claus from the zarya company, then a modest friendly feast and dances broadcast on faya 3 tvs, it’s unlikely, it’s unlikely, it’s necessary to invite a good pop ensemble, and ... after all, you will do this, as i will do it, tomorrow you will be in moscow, invite, talk, ask, yes, but on my
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tomorrow there are other plans, i know, ivan stepanovich, still, please, okay. before leaving, please come see me. olechka, book ivan stepanovich a ticket for this evening’s flight. okay, i'll provide the weather. alena igorevna, tell us in more detail. alena, tell me, what needs to be done in order to be loved so much, tell me,
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you can never tell about it in words, look, don’t look, love doesn’t care, there are no exact paths. and ready-made answers, i just know one thing, i know one thing, in love everything is not simple and smooth, in love it is not decides everything, beauty, there must be some kind of mystery in a woman, there must be some kind of mystery in a woman, there must be a secret in her, what... it’s not easy to always be graceful and sweet, as if there were no cloudy days in the world, but
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to become the only one in the world for someone, believe me, is more difficult, much more difficult, in love everything is not simple and smooth, in love it does not solve. just a girl who sings like that, and you do n’t know who is supposed to sing, sings beautifully, some kind of mystery, there must be some kind of mystery in a woman, there must be a secret in her, some kind of love will explain to you one day, and what i couldn’t tell you, and the fact that every woman should have her own riddle, only her own, in love everything is not
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simple. and smooth, in love beauty does not decide everything, there must be some kind of mystery in a woman, there must be some kind of mystery in a woman, there must be some kind of secret in her. allow me, go ahead, i decided to tell you some thoughts, that an auditor is coming to see us, sit down, i’m connected here. and i thought
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that you needed it, yes, yes, yes, the fact is that alena igorevna is getting married, yes, sorry, i'm off. morning of the first century, it smells of honey and mint, red squirrels are galloping along gedar trunks and in a cheerful crowd, the pendaurs are chatting somewhere, maybe for a walk, or maybe on important
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business. night 20th century heart suddenly. will
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disturb, i will stand silently under the sky, we will quietly move forward , and i will close my eyes, and i will hear, perhaps, how they ring under the hoof, the blue cobblestones were brought down, success floated over the earth, even if there was no color left anywhere, kitabras, kitabras, y’all. is this what you want to demonstrate with a high
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commission from the center? "no, this is definitely not suitable in this form, but in my opinion, in general , nothing, energetically, easily, thank you, here , you will disappear, she will always be afraid, according to the principle, they loved, why do this, kira, and then so that your eyes don’t staring where it shouldn't , something"? new, the first outbreak of jealousy in 7 years, you appeared unexpectedly, i'm sorry, you came to say goodbye, you're angry, understand the circumstances, this is the last time, the service industry, kira has no end, she is infinitely like the universe and also forever, unlike us. i promise, as
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soon as you return, i promise, i'm tired, you see, wizards are in an enchanted circle. it's hard to love a witch, it's hard when someone doesn't love you. “be healthy, yes, you need ironclad health here, i don’t know if we’ll have time to see each other before the new year in a calm environment, so
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for you, no, not just this, i’m begging you, but why? i already have 13 hours at home , given by you, come on let's stop at this magic number. "but i haven't prepared another gift, bring me this, yes you give, you really can't be angry with you, you're still a child, i'm a woman, that says it all, that's enough, hello, yes, yes, yes, i'm listening to you,
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so gossip is guaranteed, great, long live. fuck me, oh girl , what kind of girl, but she’s always not, she says , well, why, once i told you, yes, you asked if i could hear well, ivan stepanovich, happy upcoming alena igorevna, ivan stepanovich, thank you, how you helped me out today, i’m very glad to see you, especially with such shining eyes, something unclean, clean, clean, i’m getting married, i heartily congratulate you for this.
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ikhvan stepanovich, thank you. van stepanovich, i am so grateful to you. this, this is so unexpected. thanks a lot. i'm waiting for you at the airport. i hope you won't be late now. well, now it’s unlikely, apollo mitrofanich, well, you don’t even know what? what are you talking about? understand, a cat ran away, speaking, that is, not speaking, say something, let’s talk, you just now talked about two, it was because of you, because of yours, that he ran away, come back in 2 days, i didn’t invite cats, but you come to me, as appointed, i am running among the pompas,
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where the sunsets are like blood over the baobababs, after the spring, the dawn will come earlier, and for two... happy for many, many years , we don’t care, we don’t care, even if we are afraid of losing ourselves, suddenly, like in a fairy tale , the door slammed open, everything became clear to me now, help me , help me, not bad, very good! to have swifts, but it’s very bad on the other hand, the january blizzard is blowing, or elastics are flying in them, a film concert for the centenary of leonid gaidai,
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today on the first. unfortunately, my co-host nikolai fell into the resin; at first we thought it was venom. and then they realized that it was bitumen. guys, you need to joke about current topics. for example, recently a law banning hbt was adopted. well, by the way, the law is vague, i don’t even know right now, i might be busy. court kvn, major league, finals! watch the time after the program! tell me, when will they come up with russian walking so that our grandmothers don’t do scandinavian walking? well, it’s a patriotic question, well, this issue can be resolved, but money is needed. new year's premiere on the first. so, we have very little time, only 40 minutes, why? we have a corporate account for
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video communication, unlicensed, free only 40 minutes, i foresaw that your qualifications were not enough, and sent the best doctor in the country to you, greetings, my dear friends, which of you has problems? do you think i have no business of my own , or do you think i’m drinking cognac here? i’m drinking, i’m lost, father , they’re interviewing homeless people on the first floor, be amazed , polite, otherwise i’ll upset you beyond belief, january 1st on the first floor, well, what did you tell him , wait, excuse me, for god’s sake, please tell me where your office is ? of course the first turn
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to the left, then to the right, then to the left again to the right, thank you, that means the first turn to the left, then to the right, the warehouse for finished products, but i understood, and then later, everything is done, it’s done, everything is done, really, alena igorevna, she’s about to fly away, but i’m not good at music, in the sense of an ensemble, they can slip something inappropriate and fly away, why did you give her my orders, of course, of course, but she doesn’t want to listen to anything. hmm, it’s strange that this is happening to her, there is one circumstance here, a marriage, she’s planning a wedding, yes, this changes things, you’ll have to let him go with kivrin, ivan stepanovich, what, what’s wrong with you, what nonsense, how did it get into your head, but it wouldn’t have gotten into your head, but facts, as they say, are a stubborn thing, then what’s here? here he is a prominent, free person, she also
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dresses well, what’s wrong with you, are you upset about something, state the facts, please, this has been striking everyone for a long time, then today during the tests, because he forced you to take the wand, without him you would you wouldn’t approve of this democracy, then, well, the fact that the groom’s name is ivan, all the laboratories know about it, she only... hid her last name, the fact that they are flying to moscow for the wedding, you can at least now be convinced, the secretary’s statement is on the same flight, by the way, olya , you have sanina’s statement, yes, kira anatolyevna, i have it, can i i’ll go have lunch, please continue, what does he say, just now i saw them kissing in the dressing room, then , excuse me, i hung a column with a clock around my neck. you’re lying about the pendant, it’s you, you’re lying
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, it can’t be that it’s on me, kiro anatelevna, call alena igorevna now , see for yourself, she has the pendant, excuse me, on her chest hangs, what a dirty trick, what a dirty trick, you let the secretary go to lunch, invite him immediately, what a dirty trick, what a dirty trick, you have decided everything, skira anatolna, i can come in, i will allow myself to detain you, but i’m no longer in a hurry. you're going to moscow to see your fiance. yes, where from? how do you know? i know. in addition, i know that you and i have been appointed to the commission for organizing the new year’s, and i would say, ball. but i can not. what does it mean? i can tell. with all my heart, and you chose some boy over me, forgive me, i
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i don’t understand something, apal mitrofanovich , i gave you something for the holidays, well, flowers , for example, they didn’t object to him, it gave me the right to think, to hope, but haal mitrofanovich, you’re a joker after all, no, i.. . just kidding , well, that means you are a person with imagination, but i didn’t suspect, you need to write poetry, you don’t write poetry, no, no, i don’t write poetry, so the keratol is on you... start, tune in, tune in, that’s it we’ll have to work anyway, we’ll see , we’ll see, we’ll see what kind of woman, what kind of
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woman, why don’t you want to understand me, i i must understand you, i... have you never loved, amazing shamelessness, shamelessness, but i’m getting married, you know, getting married, which is so sudden, where did you get it from, ivan and i decided everything a long time ago, oh, you want to set me up before the fact, it won’t work out, as it won’t work out, you just, you just don’t have the right, we started talking about rights. keep in mind, you have responsibilities, i am not obligated to prepare any concerts for you at all, you are obligated to follow all my orders, understand, finally they are waiting for me, nothing, they will wait, they will be a little shy, kiro anatolyevna, i beg you, please,
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i no longer have the strength of time, well, look at the clock, you’re mocking me. you're kidding me, arrange a concert for yourself, i 'll fly anyway, sanina, wait, i forbid it, but i'll fly anyway, and i'll reprimand you , apologize, do it, because i 'll fly away anyway, no, don't fly, i'll fly , i’ll fly, i’ll fly, be silent, busy again, why did i just have lunch? you won't fly anywhere, girl, you won't fly anywhere, girl, you won't fly anywhere, i'm taking spring from my heart yours, i put blue in there, what is it,
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we are burning, we are not burning, what is it, but listen? we're burning, we're not burning, we're sunbathing, uh-huh, sorry, kirana! i have a headache, nothing, nothing, i’ll immediately start preparing the new year’s ball, it seems that it will be of great, even special significance for us, that’s right, i’m reasoning, now it’s absolutely correct, thank you for your trust, calmly, i’m sorry, it seems that the heel
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has turned, of course, sorry, nothing, goodbye, goodbye, it happens, it will soon pass. it happens, whoever is from, from the south, what are you doing here, you understand, i just don’t have a secretary to sign, there’s thunder and lightning, you’re carrying out the whole test, so except for you there was no one here, no one, no one at all, where is the pass, the pass. and how i lost weight, where is the pass, sign, sign, thank you, i’m all crazy about science.
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place 13, departure 20, 30, in general, everything is as it should be. that’s it, i gave a telegram, the addressee will greet you, everything is honorable, in general, as they say, god bless you, comrade, i didn’t
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ask for any telegram, i beg you, within 10 minutes, write a report regarding your absence during working hours, what are you, alen, i’ll give it to you. please call me by my first name and patronymic, this is one time, and then i’m not flying anywhere, i ask you to hand over your ticket, and as your comrade kovrov, i ask you to come to the laboratory in normal form, yes, excuse me by chance, at least in a suit like your comrade brylya, comrade, i ask you not to sit with me in a headache. alena , well, she was at kiro anatolyevna’s, signed, yes, you, my dear, this doesn’t concern you at all,
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alena igorevna, at home, at home, but she seems out of her mind, hmm, i’m very glad to see you see, mitrofanovich, please come in, the flock! go home, get yourself in order, i’ll need both of you in the evening! sit down, please, don’t pay attention, but i was getting ready to come to you, mitrofan fell, it’s nice, nice to hear this, i’m extremely happy to cooperate with you, what you intend to entrust me with is an ensemble, and an excellent ensemble, right? that for a moment, so to speak, he strictly
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ordered me, i understand, kovrov, you are following our conversation, i am following, i am following everything, tomorrow morning, report your thoughts on about the ensemble, how can i report about the ensemble, where they will get it at night, you are telling me, the deputy director, and where are the laboratories of absolute surprises. do you understand who? i understand. got it, got it, can we go? yes, go and work. i obey.
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yes. you invited me to lunch today. so i want to compensate for my refusal with an invitation to dinner. yes, just like a neighbor. we live in the same house, and you have never visited me before. yes, i don’t want to hear about your sanina, we just need to know what happened there, that’s all, dizziness from success happened, dizziness, it doesn’t seem like it, it doesn’t seem like it, our alena igorevna has changed a lot, and somehow right away, this is a serious matter, maybe satan’s, it’s quite possible that he hasn’t left the office all day, he’s disappeared.
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turn on, my god, here without higher education you can understand everything with your mind, i have always admired your gift, persuading people, there was no need for persuasion, power was used, force, i understand, and once you understand, then act remember, they can’t meet if before... the new year, she will kiss him, uh-huh, well, it’s kind of awkward for us vitenko, well, oh, can a woman reveal her secret to men right away, oh well
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, foma, you’re the expert, the cannibalist, you ’re the one who is beyond magical, i don’t have it, you think he already knows, i’m sure, listen, you draw, draw, but you’re in a hurry , i’ll be home tomorrow, i signed the outfit, i thought i’d stay here until the new year, yeah, i even fell asleep in the chair, suddenly i hear thunder, lightning, like in our mountains, a girl comes out, then the director comes out, who are you, no ask, he sorts it out, he signed everything, where are you, where did you
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hear the thunder, and there, listen, there is lightning behind the wall. i scribbled, your institute is wonderful , it’s just noisy and there are a lot of corridors , come on, you drew it for me, thank you very much , yes i’ll go, that’s it, everything that’s bewitched , bewitched, shooting gallery, now she won’t break the spell if the groom is before the new year won’t kiss her, why is this on her, it’s unclear, apparently he’s screwed satan into... it’s like we’re losing a valuable worker, alena himself doesn’t give a pass, wow, i’m tired of him, the bastard, well, i’ll turn him into nothing, i’ll turn him into the ground, in the slush, in the mud, in this, how it will come up, how could she let kira, she’s smart, what are you talking about, kira is also a woman, okay, that’s it, stop reading, we need to act, act , it’s easy to say, act, you can’t
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convince kira, kivrin could, but the shako has left, a telegram needs to be sent. what are you doing to me, what are you doing on the floor, where am i now ? i'm on the right, i'm taking it on the left, listen, we just need a piece of paper, one piece of paper , calm down, why didn't i take the piece of paper, how can i give it to you, give it all. what, there’s no
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need to go without it, i didn’t try for you, all sunny skirt, no hands, let’s act officially, here it is at the post office, quickly to the post office, oh, again lucky, my outfit is all right, so , yeah, here, so, no, i won’t go there anymore, that’s enough, so, that’s it, who builds like that, who builds like that, who
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builds like that, huh? a vague shadow of the night slumbers on the floor, i will go up to the wise ancient glass, the word into the sky is bright, of wondrous height. i look in the mirror, you appear, the glass between us is like moonlight, but this edge is not stronger, there is light in the distance, i look, daring to move away from the glass, here again they are similar next to each other and...
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my wary gaze met yours, far away immeasurable in the eyes, stars don’t burn like that, again. i am the first, i lower my gaze, the glass between us is like the color of the moon, but this edge is stronger, no, there is a distance beyond it, bright, i look, not daring to move away from the glass, the silence is crushing in the early darkness. who is the real one here? maybe it’s you, behind the forests and rivers, maybe there’s a land where you look in the mirror, so that i can appear,
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glass between us, like moonlight, on this edge, there’s nothing stronger, a scandal behind it, bright and bright. i look, not daring to move away from the glass, the first question is, am i doing the right thing , salty, is she herself? you can't forgive treachery, in addition, ivan stepanovich must understand to feel his delusion or delusion, i don’t know what is closer to
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the truth, you are possessed by anger, you are unfair, everyone in my place would do the same, you are not everyone and should be careful, how much? you can sacrifice yourself, it’s easier to sacrifice others, okay, show me her, now him. remove it, and let everything remain as it is, i’m all, all attention, you know
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, no way, suddenly my laboratory, some kind of service sector, is fed up, well, it’s not prestigious, somehow, right, there’s no scope, there’s no scope , with who do you have to work with, this bryl, this kov? due to his absurd enthusiasm, he is completely incapable of real witchcraft, he will absolutely let us down tomorrow with the ensemble, you’ll see, don’t worry, i’ve taken measures, rock-eaters will be in style tomorrow, hello? an ensemble is coming from moscow, oh, from moscow, palon mitrafanovich , i’m terribly tired of kitezhgrad, i’ll tell you
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, it will be more difficult to do, nothing is given to anyone in this world for nothing, not even fools, but... so, yeah, so, where’s the photograph , what, oh, now, well, cunning, why did i take it, i i showed it to the girls
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, well, what do they say, well, they say that she’s beautiful, we know that, you ’re okay too, but she’s better, i have to go to the airport , that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, well wait, where are you going, it’s early, it’s better early, alena doesn’t like to wait, van, but you ’re afraid of her, right? so let’s get dressed, otherwise mom will worry, come on, she won’t, she let me go completely, today i’ll stay with you, that’s what, come on, get dressed with me. ivan kukhov, here is a telegram, write it down here, alena has arrived, thank you, come urgently, how can it be that i can’t come maybe it’s enchanted, which i don’t understand, some kind of nonsense, or maybe they’re playing a trick on us, and if not, and is it really possible to enchant it in a gas station, you can do anything if you really want to. where should i
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go by train now? ukhovy, yes, the car is at the entrance , come down quickly, otherwise you’ll be late, where, how where, for the train, 40 minutes before departure, that’s it, thank you, go home, home, mom will worry, go home, go, i’ll tell you... ..
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you have heard, please, please, please, as soon as this is done, let’s get going, so, i’ll bring you some hot tea, thank you, nina, go home, i’ll to whom, go home, i’m coming, i’m coming, i’ve appeared, quietly, citizen, i ask you to release, but what happened, no, wait, how do we have tickets, how can this be, this is a comrade of extraordinary services, okay? what are we going to do, it ’s impossible, well, it’s also impossible, comrade, i repeat , an extraordinary comrade, so it’s in your interests to hurry up, guys, excuse me, that means i don’t understand it myself, guys, well, why, well, sit down, well, why yes, well, i only need one place, why, right? i don’t know why, it’s supposed to.
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whoever finds me, i will definitely come to you i’ll come, katya, what does she love in a dream?
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dear mommy, i oh, i have to tell kovrov , definitely, and what, again, not a drop, i was waiting for you, well, how did it work, he’s on his way, oh, now, now we’ll give you relief, now we ’ll make you feel better, now, well how hard was it, onik? while i was inspiring all these taxi drivers, conductors, musicians, i almost died, oh, yes, the heavy people went, it’s difficult to inspire, and the musicians who were in the compartment were barely able to convince them, so you couldn’t call us or something , the problem of the ensemble would have been solved immediately, but everyone understands everything, well that’s enough already, it helped, listen, i should talk to this ivan, huh? otherwise he
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was scared and without information, he, he can break so much wood, right? it would be necessary, when, like when, now, of course, at this very moment, yes, it would be in, yes, when it is, what is it, little guy, staring at me, but just figure it out, i figure it out, well, you figure it out, eh i’ll go home for now, i probably forgot the key in the lock there, a little later, you’ll talk to ivan and tell him, you’ll talk to him, you’re a sorcerer, you get more, whoever gets more, only the accounting department knows, here foma, you need magic to live.
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yes, shoes, shoes, sorry, but i accidentally took them off, who are you? i, the horseman, who, well, about the brownies, the water ones, yes, the goblin, you know, well, there you go. and i’m temporarily on the carriage due to special needs, be careful, excuse me, hello, no
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, no, no, i’m coming to you on business, you’re definitely ivan sergeevich pukov, actually, yes. did you receive a telegram about alena igorevna? received it, i just don’t understand anything, it was written there that it is enchanted, maybe you can explain to me what is happening, well , enchanted, it means when you are transformed in some subject, let’s say, or in this goat, for example, that you can read this in any manual, everyone knows it, no one is interested, it ’s rarely resorted to now, but if you... they’ll leave it to you, in spring and all that stuff are taken out of the heart, and the fierce winter is placed there, this is real witchcraft, then a person
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becomes different, he understands everything, but evaluates it differently. so you will find alena igorevna very changed, who dared to do such a nasty thing? it's not a matter of who dares, but a matter of how quickly to disenchant alena igorevna. no, that’s just the other thing. how to disenchant it? for every evil witchcraft, moldavian people have means. love, young man. love? yes, love, you really love alena igorievna, well, in general, yes, in general, very much, well, what does it matter, huge, very much, well, you will have to
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prove this tomorrow, and now sleep, rest, gain strength, we will need it tomorrow, okay, what are you saying, what a dream now, you definitely need to rest. remember, nothing there tomorrow, don’t be surprised and don’t do anything without consulting your carpet comrades in advance, wash, ostapich, with the latter, i definitely understood, nothing, that’s good, that’s good, sleep, sleep, it’s time to sleep. and don’t you even think about arguing with me and don’t even think about opening your eyes until the morning, to everyone living in the valleys, in the mountains, underground in the sea, it’s time to sleep, it’s time to sleep, the night solves
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any problems, simple and complex, everything that the day has done has broken , corrects in a row. people are not supposed to know about everything else, why aren’t you sleeping, they tell you to sleep, it’s time to sleep, the morning is early, the night is wiser, put all your worries aside until the morning, if you believe in goodness, maybe the world will become kinder soon, it’s time to sleep. time to go to bed!
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young man, wake up quickly, kitishgrad will soon arrive, so this is not a dream, no, what kind of dream is it, we’ve arrived, young man, you forgot here, this is not mine. yours , yours, i wish you creative success, it’s him, he
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’s the one you want, well, where, that ensemble, where and the ensemble there, vanya, that’s what it is, you’re so brave, and by the way, vanya, you gloves i forgot, yeah, thanks, but... you're going back by train, who is it? is he alone? how much? where are the rest? and the rest? here and there, then they’ll give it to you, but what about this one? is this coach, composer, conductor basically, not personable , kind of flimsy? so he’s a musician, not a loader, a metropolitan celebrity, there he is... where are you, not in sheepskin coats, you understand a lot about
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fashion, now the sheepskin coat is the most, well , you’ll be lost without me anyway, i told you on the first train, you're very welcome, comrade from the ensemble, well, we're waiting for you, uh, young man and child, where are you going, we’re going together, she , yeah, look, the truth, nothing, hello, hello, you don’t recognize me at all, and why exactly should elena igorevna recognize you, in my opinion you don’t know each other, don’t you warned? yes, i warned you clearly, with lovers they have cockroaches in their heads, you stop him yourself, dear comrade, he’s screwed up, ours...
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how strange it turns out, what kind of ensemble you have, what a small-sized one, what kind of one there is, well, of course, hello we we didn’t expect it, but tell me the name of this young man, his name is ivan sergeevich, he is my brother, but you don’t remember him at all? ivan sergeyech, it ’s like a turgen, a chestnut tree, look how
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talkative he is, he could shut him up with something, maybe a pipe, what kind of pipe, well, a pipe, but where are you going, where is the pawn? yes, so i’m interested, forgive me, please, but it’s time for us to rehearse, how to rehearse, now, here, rehearse, yes, come on, start soon, maybe it will work out even better, no, i can’t, what are you, what? what you do to me, you can, well, if you really love, well , you can, well, play, you see, she’s looking, you! why did you talk to the pipe behind the sleigh, why couldn’t you cast a spell, can you imagine, i forgot,
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sclerot. the rivers have cooled down and the earth has cooled down and houses are a bit crowded, it’s warm and damp in the city, it’s in... in the city it’s warm, seira, and outside the city it’s winter, winter, winter, they carry me away, they carry me away, the ringing snowy distance, three white horses, oh, three white horses, december, january and february, winter
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has opened the snow again. and until spring everything grows ancient here, only trees in triangular dresses, only trees in triangular dresses, not at a meeting, everyone is running, running, running, carried away me, carried away by me, ringing snow, three white horses, oh, three white horses, december, january and the first day. the rivers have cooled down and the earth has cooled down, but i’m not afraid of freezing, it was in the city that i was always sad, it was in the city that i was still sad, and outside the city i laugh, laugh, laugh, they take me away, they take me away into the ringing snowy land, three white
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ponies, esne the white ones, december, january and february, and me, but... i was called upon by the evil death of the pony, oh, the horse was strengthened , december january and february, please , i've been waiting for too long without me, so is this huh? "apollo tmitrofanovich, i beg your pardon, two words, where ensemble, there is one, and how many, the rest, are traveling, flying, they will follow you, and this is who, where
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is it, and this is the coach, composer, conductor, laureates, capital celebrity, maybe, after all, to the hotel, at the hotel reservation for the commission , yes, but how am i going to register them for the museum, as exhibits, as exhibits, living, conditionally, excuse me, but then how can i write them off according to the act, as having fallen into disrepair? attention, tavarich, here we have cleanliness and simplicity, well, roll up some self-assembly for official use, don’t touch it with your hands, the menu is modest, but nutritious, bath and so on say, and other amenities in the hotel around the corner, tomorrow you will receive passes, for convenience,
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yes, until twenty-three, as expected, and then what, listen, don’t be sharp, i don’t understand these are exhibits. this is, so to speak, waste of magical production, boots, walkers, swamp ones, unfortunately, they get wet , flying carpet, flightless, hat, invisible, we are still looking, stay still, i can’t , you’ll ruin yourself, i’ll ruin you, okay, kitty , we leave you, settle down, get ready, relax. and then you are welcome to the scientific, that is, to the artistic council, the working day is not over, why am i asking for me, asking for him, asking, you know, a completely
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ill-mannered young man, who are you talking about, you know, why were you flirting with him so much? i don't understand. new year, today is the first, for me this
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evening is very, very significant, because it was on december 31, 50 years ago, that the light appeared, and i, of course, have to ask who you are, but i know your birthday remained in past, regrets. this is a bouquet of russia, you could have left here many times, i know how many theaters invited you, but you stayed so soon, oh how she kissed him so tenderly, somehow we diverged in time to be born into this world, in connection with this it will not be possible to soak in your support, i think in the next life we ​​will try, i have a premiere, because i finally found herself in an embrace. you said
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that you will get married when you turn 50, after 50, i said december 31st, on the first. “don’t touch with your hands, that’s why, she really doesn’t recognize me, some kind of devilish thing turns out, oh, whatever, citizens, it’s you for us, for you, and who else , what are you going to order, i don’t understand, he not i understand, i speak russian , he’s constantly demanding, he doesn’t know what, then he’ll complain, what’s next?” shall we look at it or will we order? vanya, this is a scooter, self-assembled, yes, self-assembled, i and yes, place your order.

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