that you will get married when you turn 50 , after 50, i will say, december 31, on the first day, don’t touch with your hands, that’s why, she really doesn’t recognize me, damn... it turns out, oh, whatever, citizens, this you to us, to you, and to whom , what will you order, i didn’t understand, he didn’t understand, i speak russian, he demands it, he doesn’t know what, and then he’ll complain that we’ll look around or we’ll order , vanya, this is a scooter, self-assembled, yes, self-assembled, that’s what i am, place your orders.

they called, well, wait, we need to figure it out, you see, but for me please , there is no cake with cream, well then please give me just scrambled eggs from three eggs, eh, i was daydreaming about two, okay, i’m waiting, but what about you, van? i don’t know, maybe tea with lemon , please give us two teas with lemon, have you guys eaten too much, what lemons in winter, well then just tea with sugar and two sandwiches with cheese, we don’t keep sandwiches, but that there is a guy, berry fruit, the sun. zar, caucasus, akhshtafa, well, no, we

don’t need that, really, van, really, so what, this that’s all, that’s it, ah, i’m also clients, you know, i still like the sorcery, the magic here, but... there’s just something wrong with them here, it’s unfinished, what ’s wrong, look what they ’ve done, it’s unfinished , i ’ll go with them to the prosecutor’s office, here’s your order , it would be something to make a fuss about, i just need to get to their director, this idiot, i don’t need to do that, sorry, without an invitation, what’s going on here is starting , what are these? that's it, what's

the matter, what's the matter, why are you making noise, citizen, you what do you allow yourself, it’s okay, but what am i allowing myself, you’re saying it, don’t be afraid, oh katya, i didn’t admit it, if you allow yourself this again, oh, now everything will be just a minute, oh, what do you want, come quickly, everything you need , there are branded dishes, a samovar, everything that is supposed to be, but don’t worry, now everything will be, and quickly, one on... whatever she has , well, in general, it doesn’t matter, one leg is here and the other too it’s so great here, how great you are doing with her, she’s not at all i obeyed, i indulged a lot, but i didn’t listen, but we had a short conversation, almost something went wrong in naphtholene for eternal storage, thank you, or on a footcloth in the service sector, unfortunately , character is required, you can’t prove it, you won’t get it.

soon the vp will be put into operation, but what is a vp, a magic wand, an irreplaceable thing in the service sector, tell me that it really can do everything, not everything, but a lot, and where is the magic wand, as it should be in a casket, and i know, i know, the casket is on a tree, the tree is on the island, but i don’t know where the island is, play it out, no, this is a chest in our director's office, and i know who... can't see, but can i have a gingerbread, not whose, but who, kira anatolyevna shemakhanskaya, the largest figure in our business, doctor of science, magician, first magnitude, there’s no need to go to her, it’s unknown how this could end, alena went and went, so now we need to save her, so what should we do? there is one idea, a draft,

probably, the ensemble is small, but... not bad, alena didn’t like igor, speaks well, like her, who, alena igorevna, uh-huh, chalk, nice, it’s become simply charming , it’s clear, you have everything, no, yes, a telegram from khivrin arrives tomorrow, asks to meet with the de-hour train, there is no need to meet, how can he get there himself before 24 hours, take measures so that before this time he didn’t show up at the institute, that’s it, maybe not... the place of deputy for science, it’s not difficult for me, i ’m preparing a dismissal order, i’m ready to take over , i understand that this is not difficult for you, the question is not in you, in science, go , witch,

ivan, you have understood everything, then let’s go, quick advice, well, what am i going to do there, guys, again on the trumpet, play everything, a second time on the trumpet. bah, i can’t, guys , i can’t, on the guitar, please, that’s what’s missing, that’s not , oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, how much do we have, i have, i’m now 4 rubles, 89 kopecks, take it , yes, yes, stacha where, oh, i thought you had already left, i think, please, here’s a penny, oh well, leave her this penny, let’s go faman no time, let’s go, let’s go. no, a penny will outlast a ruble, but what please means it doesn’t cost anything, please, we have in stock and what, look, again this extraordinary one, what such that my trumpet is extraordinary, and the instrument’s feet are fast, what happened

, let me go, guys, well, you left it in the compartment, well, remember i told you, wait, how did you end up here, what do you mean, how did we the artists invite us to the ensemble? by... i hope we heard, we heard, of course we heard, we brush our teeth every day, here are the teeth, the ensemble should have a very name, who invited you here? and m sataneev, well, everything is clear, i understand, there are no questions, let’s go home, wait, well, well then we’re on fire, after all, maybe you’ll conjure them out of sight, out of sight, while no one sees that you're always casting spells, casting spells, people, you have to be kind to them, guys, so this is the case, open it here. please, comrades , i ask you, we are waiting for you, what will you perform for us, a song about the snow maiden, oh,

wonderful, just for the new year, still a good one, why, why do we need the snow maiden, and what is it, what are these hints, hints, yes, for what? you mixed up the snowflakes, and excuse me, the song is about a snowflake, that’s better, but still, look at how he looks at lena igor, well, it’s just indecent, what do you care, i don’t care, but still, i ask you, let's go forward why are you here, you need to go there, he’s a leader, he’s a leader like you, or almost like that, yes, well then let him sit.

hide it in your palm, make a wish, look with hope into the blue night, do not squeeze your palm tightly, ask for everything you dreamed of, make a wish, and the new year that is about to come will fulfill your dream if the snowflake does not melt. in the palm of your hand will not melt, while the 12 o'clock drink, while the 12 o'clock drink,

when the young year comes, and the old one... will be gone, every dream will soon come true, this is such a night, everything will calm down, everything will freeze around on the eve of new days. and a snowflake will suddenly turn into a hot bird in your hand and the new year , which is about to come, will make your dream come true, if the snowflake doesn’t melt, then its bottom won’t melt, 12 drink while 12 hours

drink, and i really like this young man , in the end, here we do not coincide, here we do not coincide, while the clock is 12 minutes, while the clock is 12 drinking, didn’t you like it? no, no, it’s very nice, and you ’re just great, no, not me, not me, please kiss him, well, it’s him , after all, it’s he who came up with everything, he’s the song composed, please, not me, here you kiss him, please, this is impossible, where are you going, comrade, stone experts, wake up , put things in order, i’m not sleeping, everything is in its place. artists sing, everyone is free, comrades

, thank you, we will inform you of our decision, i ask all employees to go to their workplaces, feet, feet, this is unheard of, the child has clearly been taught, i generally liked it, i think we should invite them to.. .tomorrow evening, as after what and what actually happened? did you notice anything alena igorevna? i, i don't at all i know why such a naive act of the girl caused such a reaction from mitrofanovich, she does n’t know, but we know, the ensemble must be driven, understand in the neck, not only in the neck, excuse me, invite them to tomorrow and provide all the conditions. what's wrong with you, dear, you

invited them yourself? i repeat, everyone is free, we need to talk, well, come on in, we need to talk, okay, be careful, there are steps here, you are breaking my heart on the stairs, i can’t look at the way he looks at you, what a syllable, it’s from the excitement of sincerity, many people are looking at me. but you too, you also looked at him, i have to tell you, there is something attractive in him , but what, what, well, but i’ll tell you that later, he’s walking, his legs are crooked, the difference , yes, well, maybe not legs, but not crooked, but he is not worthy of you, that’s another matter, to charm, well, okay, i will, i will be your wife, only you must fulfill. some conditions , ready, ready for anything, firstly, i need

the position of deputy director for science, goddess, what about this kivrin, kivrin, i ’m not interested in kivrin, you’re right, you’re right, in in the future, in another year, mine, well, your transfer to moscow, of course, we agreed, we agreed, give me a pen, my treasure, don’t rush. “that’s not all, now i’ll tell you what attracted me to that young man, that his youth, i want you to be young, or at least seem young, youth does not return, well, accomplish the feat, resort to the recipe little humpbacked horse, my god, my god, take the book, open it, read it, everything is written there in a very accessible way, no, maybe it’s an account of our futures

relationships and some kind of potion or maybe witch’s water, you consider me a witch , of course, not out of position, but in fact, well, yes, well, yes, you are not afraid, on the contrary, i like these qualities in you more and more, you will be a witch , and the witch has no water, a woman always strives to become what they want to see her, but she must warn. and how on a bald mountain a devilish stone lies

, from under that stone a witch-river runs, let the water be transparent to the witch-river. no one should drink it, never, in the heat it’s hot, so as not to cause trouble, don’t drink it under any circumstances you are the witch’s water, it’s not for nothing that it is hidden from the sun in nettles and rye, and you don’t drink its cursed water, don’t drink, don’t drink, the birds don’t sing there , the reeds don’t grow, only goats in the spring drink from the witch’s river, they come running. goats to its banks , so that the horns of the goats grow faster, the heat and the burning dry land, so that there is no trouble, do not under any circumstances drink the witch’s water, it is not for nothing that it is hidden from the sun in nettles and burrs, and you do not drink its cursed water, do not drink, don’t drink, whoever from the witch of the river

will forget that water forever. everything that you loved before will come running again on a curve bereok, with a smile the goats will say: “hello, my friend, the heat is scorching, so that there is no trouble, do not drink under any circumstances, you are the witch’s water, it is not for nothing that it is hidden from the sun in the drink and do not drink, because you do not drink its cursed water, do n’t drink, don’t beat the burning heat, so that there is no trouble , don’t drink. under no circumstances should you drink the witch’s water, it’s not for nothing that it’s hidden from the sun in nettles and ribs , and you’re cursed with it, don’t drink, don’t drink, don’t drink, don’t drink, that’s it, take a date to alyonya when tonight, uh-huh, only you need to

master one trick, which one, what do you want to try, will not go? library, it means you are ready to fulfill all my conditions, i am ready, then sign what it is, i have already signed and am ready to fulfill, very good, we won’t use blood, ink is more reliable. now you can fall to my hand, since my old man, while the old man, behaved well and was not stubborn, tomorrow we will announce our engagement at the new year's ball, if of course we

accomplish the feat, understand, in order to... pass through walls, three conditions are needed: to see the goal, to believe in yourself and not to notice obstacles, if you drive more quietly, you will go further, not hurry up, i’m showing , well, i understand, well, well, well, show me again

, for today, for some time now she really loves it, i’m with you, oh, comrades, i feel like she ’ll bewitch me, turn me to dust, nothing, so , we’ll restore it, we won’t lock the doors , we’ll shine a flashlight into the kitchen window, as soon as we can go, so you hear, i went, wait, remember, alena is the same in the dream, but if she wakes up, there’s no changing the trouble. and the tsar ordered to undress himself, crossed himself twice, banged the cauldron and boiled there, the tsar ordered himself

to undress, crossed himself twice, banged the cauldron and there it was cooked, it was cooked, it was cooked, it was cooked, azhok, zhok, where is it here with us? oshog, oshog, the first reddening of the skin, this is there, the second formation of blisters, the third - marking of the entire thickness of the skin, the fourth charring, charring - unthinkable, unthinkable, and it will cook there.

i found it, i think i found it, so, well, i went, wait, there was no signal yet, no, i went, but just wait. and remember, remember, it’s not you who should kiss her first, but she who should kiss you, this is an indispensable condition, now let’s go, come on, fall asleep, where, why, uh-huh, my alyonushka, ivanushka. give him your fists

keep it all night. if only he was lucky, if only he was lucky. my poor thing, not bad, vanechka, my dear. something happened to me, i’m not myself, you don’t, don’t think about it, don’t think, it’s all an illusion, it will all pass, it will pass, you won’t leave, no, no, i won’t leave, you will leave, you now only in a dream you come, ivanushka, alyonushka fell out of love, well , what are you, i, i love you even more now, “what a good dream, kiss me, you ’ll wake up, everything will be the same, no,

you can’t, i’m afraid to wake up, but you i was never afraid of anything, now i’m afraid, i’m afraid of myself, do you remember the first time you kissed me? and we danced, yes, yes, there was such a beautiful melody, you came up with words for me, yes, yes, yes, and you also kissed me first, i can’t make up my mind, yes, yes, kiss me like then, no, you can’t , better sing, vanechka , sing as you did then, do it once, do it twice , they drank, and then they ran, imagine, this whole

huge world, the way it is, in fact, is, with fields, birds, flowers and people, but without love you can imagine, without love, there are oceans, clouds and cities, only about no one has ever heard of love, just like on a blue night the stars circle in the sky, also in the morning the sun shines from above, only... what is it for and who needs it, a world in which people don’t need each other also extinguishes the forests and

judgment comes, and if something doesn’t go well in fate, that world where there is no love, imagine again, just as on a blue night the stars are circling in the sky, and in the morning the sun shines from above, but what is it for and who needs it, a world in which people don't need each other, either. summer will bloom and

the cold will come and the earth under the snow will wait for spring, only i don’t need it, you hear, i don’t need a world where you and i don’t need each other, just i don’t need it, you hear, i don’t need a world where you and i don’t need each other, kiss me, alyonushka, yes ? yes, maybe a splash, a monster , a boor, oh, who are you, vanya, how did you end up here, i ’ll explain everything to you now, i’m your ivanushka, you understand, and you have to kiss me , get out before i scatter you the wind, just let me say a word, vanya, and...

and so you are such sorcerers, inventors of a magic wand. well, i'll show you how to strangers

to bewitch brides, so the goal: a casket on the seventh floor in the director's office, to believe in myself, well, i have more than enough of that, not to see obstacles, i wanted to sneeze at all the obstacles. sometimes, plan according to the shaft, shaft according to the plan, pass!

comrade, comrade man, help me find a way out, comrade man, help, ah, where did you go, listen, ah, peace. hallucinations, people, someone,

disappeared, slightly faded, i have besons running among the pompas, where over the baobababs the sunsets are like blood, following the spring, the dawn will come earlier, and for two happy ones, many, many years, we don’t care, but we don’t care. anyway , let us pretend, we are crazy, suddenly, like in a fairy tale, the door slammed open, everything became clear to me now, help me, help me, it’s not bad

to have haircuts, but it’s very bad on the other hand, excuse me... film concert for the centenary of leonid gaidai , today on the first. happy new year, a cheerful, bright, colorful holiday in itself that unites -

your relatives, call them more often, take care of each other, feel sorry for each other, help each other, because when we are all together, we can do anything, darling, come here, why are you distracting me, things are not going well, baba frost, please make our mother happy, she works, have you ever... heard about baba frost, let’s sign, my mother is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, but it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think baba frost

has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula? “excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes, i know, there are a lot of things today, everyone believes in santa claus, but no one knows about baba frost, i will work with large strokes, but without fighting, they will succeed, so it will work, baba frost”? and the secret of the new year, the premiere on january 7th on the first, oh, sergeevich,

maybe we’ll drink some tea, squirrels, why, so wait with your tea, leave me alone, don’t bother me now, so no one, lord, like... like a simple pencil, eh nothing, as long as it works. i want alyonushka to appear here, now , so that’s it, what, what, let’s try again once, well, look, look, here

they are, vanya, vanya, ivan, give me the wand, ivan, i’m blowing, wait, don’t go crazy, back, crazy! oh, lie down, maybe tomorrow i’ll go to vashana inu with this item, i ’ll arrange one there, come on, let’s talk calmly, i’m getting closer, okay, you don’t want to give it away, don’t give it away, just don’t wave it with your hands, you can lift the whole city into the air, putil, some kind of devilry, i don’t know how it happened, i actually called alena, but you don’t have magic, it’s a complete marriage, yes, we have a marriage... so you alena

i wanted to see, here’s alyonushka, you see, alyonushka , there’s furniture there, i know this for sure, it’s alyonushka’s company, so we still have it here, and for candy, alyonushka, so what you wanted, that’s what you got, and what’s this, well, this is what, this is also probably a chore in some way, let ’s put everything in order, that’s it, you do it like this, just like that, well, the sign of the dawn, the film, see? i saw, come on, yes, why are you still having trouble with people, yes, yes. business, to hell with you magicians and wizards,

that’s okay, that’s good, don’t freak out vanya, well, tomorrow we’ll go to shamakhan together let’s go, and this is vp, i’ll put it in the porch , i’ll go put it right now, but the team was created, oh, vanechka, what have you done here without me, i couldn’t even... climb onto your porch, where were you running? , and don’t regret that you gave it to the sorceress, oh well, the sorceress is also a sorceress, there’s a lot of thunder here, but there’s no point, but you understand, vanya, this wand was created only for the service sector, for nothing else, it’s in love i’m not your assistant, but in general in human relationships only people can figure it out, people, but...

well, please, come on , you’ve been riding me all your life, backbone, no one else knows about this, if you look at the root, you see, there’s a ghost here too, well, you’ll sit for a long time, i’m getting off, i don’t like going through walls, but you like to roam around the offices on someone else’s hump, oh, ah, don’t pay attention, typical monk, vitka, i

’ll subdue him here for now, uh-huh, okay, vitka, or maybe you’ll scatter him, and he ’ll scatter on his own, so concentrate now you will pass, i ask you, wait, how much do you weigh half as much, but you weigh twice as much more, well, stop, as much as you can, you have to concentrate. i think something fell.

what more could you wish for? i want to go home. did you order a taxi? yes, lugovaev street. i know. 88 kopecks from you, 88, 12 change, what happens, miracles for cash,

how much will my youth in the service sector cost me, everyone is mistaken to the best of their abilities. people , oh, so, sulfur baths, uh-huh, and the beauty cabinet, that’s solid, but this point is clear to me, this too, the deputy for science, this is perhaps the most difficult, the shamakhan will never agree, but what if? alena will be a deputy for science, but not

shamakhanskaya, to hell with shamakhanskaya, she will be my deputy, whatever you say. and night, and now forward, to a good mood, vigor, strength, youth, to the dances of daupadu, however, all this is pretty worth it, a lot is still unfinished, a lot is unfinished, i will become a director, i will definitely raise the question, well , no feather, apallon, here it is

single life, no one to even tell to hell with. bride, what, well, people, kolya, just a minute, let’s wait here, such a story happened here, but stop it in the end, seriously, you haven’t heard, now i’ll explain everything , listen, they ask to return his bride, what kind of bride, alena igorevna, yes her, leave us

alone, uh-huh, yes, but for me, go, sit down, thank you, go, carpets, vitya, vitya, leave me, vitya, vitya, no, what a disgrace, i can’t remove the spell of the winter heart from her, it was cast fairly, but you don’t know her at all, and are you sure that? and for whom for yours as his asatanelov? what does this have to do with the comrades? is this her punishment or your

revenge? she chose her own path, that's just punishment for betrayal, who did she betray? you first of all, as i now understand? you know, i’m an ordinary person and your difficulties are incomprehensible, please break her spell, let her only tell me. and we ’ll figure it out ourselves, what should we do, understand, she will remember not only you, do you want this? i want this, but i don’t want it, so that means you have arrogated to yourself the right to control other people’s destinies, so you know, i’ll force you, wait, wait, you furious ivan, i want to tell you, i want to say that i understand you, leave, nothing can be fixed here, it will be...

she was noisy, how was she doing, well, she was angry, she was cursing, yes, in my opinion, she was scared, well, you say. kira anatolyevna is busy, they called me, it was apollo mitrafanich who called you , apollo mitrafanich, yes, strange, usually he himself, i don’t know what was ordered, then tell it, it was ordered, however, if he changed his mind, it was you, hello, i didn’t find out right away you, how are you feeling? i feel good, we moved away, very much, yes, i’m glad, but why are

late visits in fashion in moscow? no, i was just walking i walked and daydreamed, yes, our city is conducive to walks and dreams, by the way, new year's eve is approaching. and on this night, as you know, the most impossible things come true, so i wish you that your impossible dream will come true, you wish me, and why not, calmly. did you call me? how did you cause it?

who said you called? i wanted, i waited, i dreamed. it’s you, you came, i can’t believe my eyes, i wanted to demonstrate, is it you?

so come on, take your suit and give me my things. the main thing, you know, is the size, and what’s

here, and what’s important, the main thing is that the suit was sitting, here is a non-standard sorcerer , that’s right, vanya, the main thing is that the suit, that vanya, vanya, vanya, vanya, i say, let’s do everything for you now, on you, well, right on you, that’s right, just wait, stand there, that’s where we need to cut back a little now, where we need to add something somewhere, let’s double down, vanechka says it right, the main thing is to suit me, god, a quick tool. no need, that's all, guys, what are you guys, what are you guys, what are you doing, guys, the main thing is that the suit fits, casually, easily , everything else, believe me, it doesn't matter, no, no will

be serious, the main thing is that, the main thing is that, the main thing is that the suit sits , the main thing is that... the main thing is that, the main thing is that the suit sits, the main thing is that the suit sits, so that in life they will not forgive themselves, those whoever has not lived like this is a pitiful lot , the main thing is that, the main thing is that, the main thing is that the suit sits , the main thing is that, the main thing is that, the main thing is that the suit sits, the main thing is that the suit, and how to sew it, can be shown you,

oh, that's another matter. hello, julius caesarevich, happy new year to you. allow me pass the? i will not let it. so how? don't you recognize me? i find out, that's why i can't. what 's the news? since when? from the moment the relevant order is received. what order, from whom? from above, wait, no, wait , not only did you not meet me, you also don’t want to let me in, how are you, how are you, how are you, how, i, i don’t know what i’ll do with you, you don’t know , don’t say that,

carpets, and you didn’t even deign to change your clothes for the holiday? yes, dear friends, let me introduce you to my future husband, apollo mitrofanovich satanelev, i hope you all know him well enough, no, as you like it, let's go, let's go. “well, no, now i’m not going anywhere, you hear, now i’m not going anywhere, that’s right, it’s not evening yet, well done, the clock hasn’t struck yet, let’s see, today is a happy day, sorry, i’ve just started, sorry, you finish a little later, now we are moving on to the official part of our holiday, bring in

the magic wand, dear friends, dear commission, you see this hall is empty, but now i will wave my magic wand, in this hall everything you need to celebrate the new year will appear. see what happens now, watch me, one, two, three. excuse me, i have the impression that i will have to celebrate the new year there, that i, well, well, my friends, employees and associates, the high commission, even though i was rudely interrupted, i am forced

to take the floor again, now i heard how the glorious name of our institutions were used in a derogatory form, i can’t stand it, apolon mitrofanovich, what’s wrong with you, because, as you yourself saw,

you don’t know where satan’s people are? but i can’t cancel the decision of my superiors, it’s not in my power, i’m a small fry for now, well, what did i say, it’s not evening yet, really? there is not a single real man here, where, wait, here is simplicity, everything is correct, everything is as it should

be. vanechka, hold on, kudachek, take me off, someday i’ll help you too, become a doctor, without any protection, please, excuse me, i’m frozen! come on, come on, traces, people have passed here, people have passed here,

people have passed here, people, i will find them. as soon as i am approved as director, i will definitely express my gratitude to you in order, unfortunately, in life fools are stupider than in fairy tales, this is satanic, on a grand scale, cheap and cute, but what do you say, alena igorevna, is it really necessary to say anything? sanyana, stop, go, honey, go, listen to me, now is my time. this. santa claus, i told you that on this night

the most inexorable things come true, yes, well, charmer, wait. “here is my fiance, my beloved, my ivanushka, alena, thank you, here is my bride, this is not

an institute, but some kind of wedding palace, nothing, nothing, maybe even a wedding they'll feed you, get out of here. with my cardboard nose, a buffoon, an impersonator, yes, i know everything that you know, i know everything, you were waiting for alena in moscow, that i, yes, until the last minute, yes, i was shopping until the last minute. i was running around, looking for a gift you ordered, a complete collection of science fiction, so, have i really been deceived, how, how well, people. thunderstorm, if only it would rain,

little wand, kill us all, make sure that we still celebrate the new year, otherwise these adults with their love have completely forgotten about it, is that enough? this is our magic wand , an action, very impressive, convenient, and it seems delicious, and now our little new year’s gift, may each of those present be granted, albeit small, but the brightest, most cherished desire, attention.

come on , make a wish, comrades, make a wish, a regret, without requests, within the permissible limits, you can make one wish on yours, appallo mitrofanovich, you can also make a wish , of your own free will, comrades, comrades, he was found, he spoke, vasenka, well, tell me something new year's for them, hurray! they say that every year this world gets older, the sun hides behind the clouds, heats up less, they say that everything was once better than now, they say, but you don’t listen, they say, but you don’t listen, they say, but you don’t believe!

multi-colored, huge, cheerful, not under-haired, never, this world, stunning, how old it is, how old we are, they say that at first everything was more wonderful, but the wizards disappeared with the mammoths together, into the land of wonders, fairy tales the door closed forever, they say, and you don't listen, they say, and don't listen, they say, but you... multi-colored, huge, cheerful, rebellious, not heeded, this world is young, it is as old as we are, they say that it’s true that they are tired of fighting falsehood, that there are no more knights without the fear of being killed, that from now on everything in the world is crooked merkve, they say, but you don’t listen, they say, but you don’t listen, they say.

but you, multi-colored, huge , cheerful, unspoken not for a day, never, this world, in dazzling youth, for so many years, such a world was invented by a young fearless, omnipotent sorcerer, knight, brave, and for the joy of happiness this vast world was given to us and wonderful, immense and wonderful,

boys and girls, as well as their parents, funny stories, if you want to see, funny stories, our screen will show.

mash, are you sure that we are doing the right thing? well, of course, you can imagine how happy the parents will be, they will come, and our christmas tree is already decorated. oh, well, yes, probably yes, why, what, probably, yes, look how beautiful it turns out. it’s very beautiful, a fairy tale, yeah, but are we going to hang the mouse? come on, i'm faster than

you, so what, which one do you like better? that's it, mash, last toy, come on. beauty, yes, tell me, happy new year!

what a new year, summer is around the corner, then happy coming, what’s left here?

what are you wearing? hey, barankin, what happened to his hand, he slipped, fell, woke up, got a cast. hello, girls, oh, barankin, what happened to your hand , slipped, fell, woke up, plaster, vovka, poor thing, in general, what a horror, when you add what type of chemicals to acid, a similar reaction occurs, barrankin, what’s wrong with you hand, prompted. fell, woke up in a cast, yeah, so you mean, what do you do in the laboratory? why won’t you, my left hand hurts, i can do it with my right hand, so guys, this is the topic of the essays, everything is clear to everyone, nina maslova, don’t

fidget, does anyone have any questions, barankin? what's wrong with your hand? slipped, fell, woke up, cast, are you saying that you won’t write an essay? why? my left hand is in a cast, i can write with my right hand. well done, sit down, sit down, guys, pay attention, finish, publish your notebooks, i ’ve written everything, please. let's run to the buffet, let's run, please come in, let me disturb you, let me in, let me in! closed, something, barankin,

barankin, sergei ivanovich, i can’t do this anymore, it’s just outrageous. natalya petrovna, calm down, what happened, come on in, sergei

ivanovich, you, as the director, must take the strictest measures, and explain clearly what happened, natalya petrovna, i know for sure that petrov from the fifth is hypnotizing me, how is it, i don’t know myself , as you understand, i call him to the board, and he seems to suggest that i give him an excellent mark? certainly. give me your diary here. and

i never instilled anything in my teachers. well, no, sergei ivanovich, where can a fifth-grader get such abilities? calm down, natalya petrovna, calm down. everything will be fine. we'll figure it out. yes. then i'll call your parents. we'll talk about everything and figure it out. “sergei ivanovich, listen to me, how dare you, natalya petrovna go to sleep, sergei ivanovich, open your diary, write, behavior in quarter, excellent, and sign it .” "that's very good, now when

i snap my fingers, you both will wake up forget, well, sergei ivanovich, i can go, go, go, like no, listen, petrov, you will never use this at school. get lost, now go, petrov, study honestly, incredibly.

well, the water is great, warm, pleasant, yes, we haven’t bathed like this for a long time. yes, listen , you are loud, oh, sorry, mouse didn’t calculate, oh well, it’s okay, that’s it, we’ll introduce you to sports, to sports, to me, yes, with pleasure, sports is what i love, sports is business, you’re right , sport is a good thing, choose your racket, your serve! oh, oh, yes it is

well, you give me that, it’s necessary, i need to break the racket , okay, you’re not a tennis player, let’s go and play volleyball, volleyball is not like tennis, i can do volleyball, well , let’s see what you can do, but i said that you can ? that's enough, we've played enough, just think , well, i tore the net, let's go and play football , there's nothing to break at all, yes, in football there seems to be nothing to break, of course, that means so, we're playing a penalty shootout, the first shots are taken, and

i'm on the goal, then we change, i understand everything, hold on! yes, i easily took a penalty, come on, that’s enough, we’ve played enough, yes you if you break all our sports equipment, you better go play chess, there’s certainly nothing to break yourself. well, i have to wait a long time for you, go, come on! e2, sorry, i miscalculated a little!

well, vovka, oh you, oh you hooligan, well, i’m here for you, yulka, and oh, well, now you’ll get it from me, oh you, vovka, now i ’ll catch up with you, well, you’ll get it from me, here you are, i’m getting it, on you, guys, today we are analyzing a poem, in

this poem mikhail yurovich and... are you stunned or what? why am i okay? petrova, what's the matter? maria vasilyevna, why vovka he's pulling my braid. semyonov, stop being a bully. let's continue the lesson. so, lermontov. oh, well, i got it. so, what's going on here? marina vasilievna, and petro gave me a concussion. yeah, gotcha,

oh, yulka, i tore off your braid! what will happen now? what have you done? how will i manage without a braid now? what have i done? aren't you going to be a bully? well, i don’t know how it all happened, but do you want to pull out all my hair? okay, semyonov, don’t whine, i forgive you, i deceived you. oh, yulka, how beautiful you are!

hello, dear santa claus, my name is petya ivanov. i am 7 years old, i obeyed my mother for a whole year and studied well at school. please send me a large encyclopedia as a gift. what a good boy! well, petya, have it your way! dear grandfather frost, my name is masha perepelkina. i... love you very much, oh, i really want you to give me a barbie doll for the new year, and

a new car for my five-year-old brother, i’m very grateful, hey, bearded refrigerator, hmm, i, something cool so that i was blown away, but i didn’t understand anything, grandpa, what’s incomprehensible here, the boy asks to give him something beautiful, so where is it written, grandpa, you are too behind the times, now children are completely different, you need to speak the same language with them,

daughter, daughter, daughter, mommy, excuse me, dimon morkovkin lives here , no,

masha perepelkina lives here, and the carrots are on the floor above, oops, grandfather, we’re tearing our claws, yeah, yeah, svetyok, what? hey, hit me in the eye, okay?

yes, my grandmother sent me to buy bread, but i couldn’t resist. i’ll tell my grandmother that some hooligan took my money and gave me a black eye. come on, no, i can’t just do it, say something offensive, you fool, no, it’s not offensive, i know that i’m not a fool, maybe you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole, great! a-grade student, lousy, nerd, four-eyed, glutton, fat-faced.

vitek! thank you, vitek! my pleasure.

narrowed, mummered, narrowed, mummered, juice. my already betrothed mummer, my betrothed mummer, destined for me by fate, come to me dressed up, show yourself, look at me. betrothed, betrothed, not

predicted by fate, come to me dressed up, show yourself, look at me, disguised, betrothed, sit down for dinner with me. betrothed, mummer, destined for me, come to me dressed up, show yourself , look at me, mummer, betrothed, come to me for dinner, oh boy, who are you, you called your betrothed, you called, you called the mummer, you called, and what

did you say about dinner? ? come to my place for dinner, go and serve it, i love dumplings.

i, come in, it’s not locked, where are you, bath, bath, come here, and that there’s no one at home, no one, no one. what's stuck there? hurry up! long time no see! sorry, i didn’t think you’d come so early, you’re usually digging around! listen, turn off the tap, eh! bovik! bovik! turn it up, it's dead, or what?

don’t worry, we’ll do everything in time, i looked at algebra, it’s all elementary, can you imagine, i rubbed my sponge here like crazy, i thought it was dirt, it turned out to be a bruise, funny, yes, here somewhere, can you imagine, oh, i’m tired, turn off the tape recorder, i’m tired ! damn it, bend over. “listen, rub my back, and i’ll get up now , no need, i decided to wash my overalls so that i don’t sit down at the same time, i can’t reach the back, i understand.

jackcherim.

styopa, look nine times, vadim, why not the second century bc, look , never, roma, have lunch! we will eat concentrates like in antarctica, dear comrade diplomat, you

brought with you so much porridge and soups, they need to be destroyed, oh well, oh well, i won’t take them back, libeshkin on duty, i’m on duty , what are you having for lunch today, now let’s find out, well, the food of the gods, yes, yes, i wonder, what’s for the first soup, pea puree, for the second pasta, well, for the third, for the third, for the third, you’re interested in the third, for the third the secret of the inventor, yes, come here home the problem is that if you don’t understand, i’ll explain, i say that the main thing is that, take your hand away, 1:0, we will always take it into account in my favor.

what nonsense? listen, veterinarian, do you know what i thought just now? that in between treating cats and dogs, well, you can cook dinners, yes, this will ensure your mother-in-law’s respect, yeah, that’s it, no, not everything, and the most important thing is that your future wife will have nothing to do in the kitchen, i told you the last time , the woman and i are incompatible concepts, i understand, we’ll see, and excuse me, let’s signal, where the chests are disappearing, disappearing every day, come on, signal, signal,

music, please, food is served and let's clay, don't shave, don't drink, don't smoke, stay, stay savages, amen,

great, now, please, further, please, thank you. in the restaurant now, are there any spirits to be done here in the fresh air? here is a simple pasta, yeah, it will appear with a kebab, i’m right, of course, stop, well, not rudeness, yes, i’ll tell you, i went for the third one, one one, i remember, i remember. "here you go,

the inventor's secret, what is this shaking thing, eat, eat, guys, don't be afraid, some kind of pink jellyfish, don't even spoil your friend appetite, eat the chest, it comes without bread, don’t get used to it, without bread, time once, i tried boiled octopus, never had time, he chatters, for mom’s health, i myself, yes, really, try it yourself, please, delicious"? what's next, next, yeah , i'll bring tea, let's take a chance, come on, nothing , delicious, yeah, so here we go, well, well , we're going from milan to rome, yeah, the roads are amazing, yeah, around the bend , suddenly a low white fiat, well, like our cossack,

guys, who are you all the time?

leave me alone, they are running among the pompas bezons, where sunsets over the baobababs are like blood, whether after the spring, the dawn will come earlier, and for two happy people for many, many

years, we don’t care, we don’t care, let the fight. we spent a long time and suddenly, like in a fairy tale , the door creaked, everything became clear to me, now, help me, help me, it’s not bad to have swifts, but it’s very bad, on the other hand, the january blizzard is swine. film concert for the centenary of leonid gaidai, today on the first. this evening is very, very significant for me, because it was on december 31, 50 years ago, that i

light appeared. and of course i have to ask, who are you?

hello, slippers, such old shoes , i’m afraid they’ll ruin them, we’ll buy you new legs, long and shaved, good evening, i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s launch it with a pusher, i’m coming to you, and... and no one doesn’t want me, psychotherapists want you, new year’s adventure, premiere on january 1st, i ’ll keep the slippers as a souvenir.

so that your hands wither the striped devils, forgive me, please, forgive me, i think it’s guys, nothing, nothing, hello, comrades, hello, girl, good afternoon, you should have settled down here, it seems that this does not suit you, you are quick-witted, but something is funny, it’s funny to me, because... this place is ours, what a place, this is it, in what ours, in the most literal sense, it’s very crowded on earth now, you know, no, it’s just that every year we rest here, forgive me for the indiscreet question, please, who are we, how many of you are there, yes, there are two of us, but what, nothing, who you are, and it doesn’t matter, and let’s not, oh, and by chance you’re not from the police, now we’ll tell you let's show one passport, listen , citizens, this place is ours, you occupied it illegally, as you said, we... occupied it illegally, you hear, doctor, not deaf, we have been living here for 5 years in a row, so what, and we are not going to change our habits , original, listen, dear girl

, don’t make us laugh, lyubeshkin, come here, don’t faint, it makes us happy, who makes us happy, please forgive, it’s you who strengthen us, we don’t force you out, well guys, we’re just asking you to leave here, hello, hello, where should we go? yes, anywhere find yourself another place. i don't understand why we have to leave. you must give us this place. excuse me, please. he asks how you can prove that this is your place. you need proof. well, okay, let's prove it, allow it, shut your mouth,

4, 5, 6, 7, like that. do you have a scapula, that you have a scapula, we have a scapula, doctor, we have a scapula, there is, our place, that this is a gold mine, or something, we found a klandarik, please be so kind as to dig a hole, and this is we have roma, a great specialist, help the girl, roma. 2:1.

are we looking for evidence or ancient monuments? we met in vain. so what's next for proof? nati! phew, the husband is tired, phew , he got up, poor thing, oh, sit, not a husband , zo, well, you disappeared somewhere, natasha, can you imagine, they took our place, how they took it, well, just like that, they took it everyone who , i have no idea, there are some guys over there , every tree here means this is our place, hello,

please remove the car, doctor, remove the car, no, perhaps it’s possible.

those who condemn all types of recreation except wild ones opened this place on the black sea coast 20 july 1956, on the same day we secured it for life, every year we undertake, using all means possible, to relax together only here, securing this obligation by drinking a bottle of champagne and putting it in it. that this place is ours, listen, girls, dear, dear, but not dear, not dear to you, this is still not enough, one minute, well, let's sit at the round table and calmly figure out why, please, let's go, let's go, sit down, sit down , uh-huh, uh,

"can i start, yes i'll start, come on, comrade, i will express the general opinion, okay, roma , wait, listen, in the end, this year you can successfully vacation in any other place, of course not, we can’t and won’t, ultimatum, yes, whatever you want, interesting it turns out that you will tell me how strange people are, they think that we are living with them, it’s really surprising, even, but good, little by little, they joked, it’s time and honor to know, dating, well, we can consider that the conversation took place in warm friendly atmosphere, okay, natasha, let's go, of course, let's go, diplomat, have you understood something, well, how can i tell you, the gonocyclism that is

thus indescribable, indescribable. no, yeah, three, stop it, stop it, adventurers, they , two adventurers, you'll see, yes, exactly, yeah, natasha, who do you think they are, i have no idea, this is a gloomy person, in my opinion, a merchant worker, butcher, exactly , why do you think he’s a butcher, no, he doesn’t look like it, in my opinion, he’s polar, a polar explorer, yeah, no, no, not a polar explorer, yes, no, that’s what he is, they call him a doctor, yes he is a doctor, a? maybe who is the second, an athlete, the third hairdresser, and a ladies' hairdresser, look, he looks like a hairdresser, for now one thing is clear, that they have taken our place, let's go, diplomat, take

duty. well, they tell you, well, guys, i think that after such a nervous shock, a sea bath would be very helpful. so they came, maybe they can stay there, no, just here, right under their very noses, why

should we create for them all the conditions for an unbearable life. we can do this, so we decided here, yes, of course, of course, zoy, natasha, we must compact them, zoy, you you know, it turns out they feed concentrates, ford, etc. the trailer won’t stand here,

after all, you came up with all this in vain, but come on, natasha, let’s go swimming quickly, we ’ll have to talk to them, why and about what , they don’t exist for us, they don’t exist, you know, they don’t exist, of course, the main thing is to endure. character, yes, i still need to finish painting the column, now i’ll get to it, it’s you who ordered this matter, i’m okay, nothing, listen, for it, and if they don’t leave here, well, how come they won’t leave, they won’t leave, that’s it, so what you, natasha, rely on me, if i train real lions, then i can somehow, somehow cope with porcupines, frankly speaking, they are nothing special, but don’t tell me, don’t tell me, yes, yes, the templates are standard, quite, well, in general, of course, the one who is natasha, she is much prettier than the one with the striped zoy, or something, zoy, zoy, this is the one, well, the shaggy one who forced him

to dig a hole, and so, they are both shaggy, we agreed, yeah. well, let's go, well, let's go, or something, let's go, uh-huh, yes, let's go, yes, already, but okay, o, tin can of the zaporozhets system of the new stareiva brand.

oh , they eat scrambled eggs with bacon, no with sausage, the rum goes overboard, okay, i’ll go, maybe i’ll invite you to dance, uh-huh, let’s go, are you still a cookie guy, excuse me, what is it, 5:1, so , read on, come on, come on, he was embarrassed, let's go, let's go, let's go , the defenseless peterson stood in front of him, the blood had drained from his head, his thoughts cleared up, and he calmed down significantly, he found himself along the long vault in complete darkness in silence, trembling all over with

his heart sinking, jackson groped his way out, says moscow, moscow time. 22:00 31 minutes, today marks the 85th anniversary of the death of the great poet, aren’t you sleeping, no , why, i’m sleeping, diplomat, physicist, ape, novel, three unshaven savages, listen, what are you called , ape, burning , garil is not suitable for chimpanzees, we should get rid of them, how how? in any way, we will sleep, good night, bye, natasha, i will extinguish the holy to, of course.

picture news, time to sleep, good night.

yes, normal rest is disrupted, everything is disrupted, i i knew it, that’s all they needed. it doesn’t bother me much, they attacked the wrong person, you’ve become somewhat nervous lately, stop shaking, okay, where are you looking, in the sea, please look, give me binoculars, i wonder what you lost there, but put it down, what, put down the binoculars , please, an hour and a half has passed, and an hour, an hour , uh-huh, so what, well, what do you care, yes, it’s sad, it’s sad, well, look, these impudent people are swimming. dolphins are schizophrenic, now

let's look at the dolphin, swim back, let's wait a little more, let it, let it they’ll be worried, you know, i forgot to tell you, i swam yesterday, look, the diplomat is behind me, well, i’m even swimming, i lay down on my back, and the diplomat swims up to me and says, he’s not afraid of drowning, well, well, and then around again he asks me, i saw you somewhere, but i can’t remember where, of course he immediately reminded me that you are a movie actress, then what? nothing, the driver shrugged his shoulders and went to the shore, that’s it, no, not everything, somehow it turns out stupid, we live next door and don’t even say hello, but of course, like some dekars, any normal person could not stay calm, if two, two, well, two drowned before his eyes, window dressing, yes, a simple calculation, it’s clear which one, which one, exactly, and which one, well, a diplomat, you have to think,

is it possible to swim so far, but just grab hold of ropes, whatever you want. guys, we’re going to go around every day, i said, there won’t be a normal rest, we could, of course, give up this place to them, but find another one ourselves, but in my opinion, it wouldn’t be smart on our part, okay, you tell me specifically what you propose, i suggest you wait and see what the matter will end, well, actually, it’s even interesting to some extent, personally i’m optimistic, yeah, peaceful coexistence of two different systems, if you want, then to some extent yes.

scratched, and the steppe ruined the whole car , it’s time to sell, so you said , for example, should we say hello in the morning, he ’s right, yes, yes, in my opinion, it’s necessary, in my opinion, it’s not necessary, it’s not necessary, traitor, yeah guys, i have an idea, really?

interesting, i propose to draw a border, but there is a border, an air border, i i suggest on the ground than with tin cans, empty, that’s right, look, rough lipstick, a woman is a woman, well, i’m telling you for sure, it fits. just now, what are you writing , well, come on, guys, let me draw up a column , come on, everything is locked at the border, guys, in my opinion, we are still doing stupid things, so let’s rest, ready, let’s knock , as far as i managed to notice, they are not

going to say hello to us... come here, here, in general, we don’t know who we are dealing with, well, of course, we know the last name, but their profile doesn’t tell me at all interested in who might be interested in the profile these days, roma, let's get a chair. let's cut it off, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, so , sunta, can, can, hold, hold, and also, so, what about the tree, just a minute, let's give it away, and one, well, there are two of them, but give it back both, okay , i’ll take myself, yes, that’s it, work , work, well, okay, there, that means, yes, let’s go straight, okay, so, here the jar, indeed, we still don’t know who we have with who are they, who am i? i’m asking you, calmly, calmly, calmly, the autopsy will show, the autopsy will show, i personally i lock my trunk in my wallet, my wallet in my trunk is much more convenient, well, yes , yes, yes, by the way, i feel like a fool in front of them than in this beard, here, there, there, yeah, i’m warning you, disintegration

will begin in our ranks just with shaving, come here, styopa, i don’t like shaving at all, my skin is delicate, this is important, i’m always, i’m like everyone else. but in my opinion this is stupid, how can i say, i’m coming, yeah, look what, wait, wait, wait, put your hand in, the pulse is normal, normal, why on earth did you get into the car, what are you doing i got scared, out of principle, on principle, a person can’t do anything, you know, natasha, i just don’t know what to do, i’m so worried about the health of my darling, i understand you, how poor he is without me, maybe don’t worry, we’ll send a telegram, you think, well, of course,

listen, it seems to me, zoya, listen, the ideological inspirer of everyone, uh-huh, this gloomy beard.

well, why did you fall asleep there? roma, come out, they will come soon, it’s inconvenient. lyubeshkin, what

are you doing there? come on, come on, come out quickly. muroma, what are you doing there? hey, let's give it that she is a policeman, do you understand who now? wait, i’ll find out, show me, wait, wait, comrades, sensation, who is she a police sergeant? natasha, sergeant, now everything is clear, it’s clear , styopa, that they talked to us like that, i would never have thought that she was a policeman, this is natasha, so natasha, listen, who is she, two boots, a pair, a lieutenant, walking together your next vacation, the diagnosis is correct, guys, maybe it’s better for us not to quarrel with them, but no, i personally gave in, and you know what this is, well, this is a typical abuse of power. comrade, well she is police, so what, a woman is a policeman

, she’s also a woman, in general, yes, you quickly put it in the tent, everything will be in place, one two, three, so let’s expand it a little, so here, yes, come on, stack, read, very interesting, come on, read, read, read, we're alone, jackson shot him in the zach, it's a disgrace, what happened, huh? turned off the radio, who turned off our radio, who turned off our radio, citizens, do you have the courage to admit who turned off our radio, well, i, natasha, yes, natasha, check, everything is intact , i’ll check now, i’ll check now, this is too common , what a disgrace they ate our chocolate, i’ve already sipped a little bit, natasha , all these things are needed from here, you ’re making a fuss about chocolate, i’ll return it to you with sugar, you can keep the sugar, but keep the french, french, what? took, who are you? yes, well, i accidentally choked myself, i can ask for an apology, but who

needs your apology, an apology, what else can i offer them, jelly, i told you 100 times, don’t go there, i actually sipped a little, 5:00, 5 years, that’s conditionally, yes, guys, so we decided not to quarrel with them, i got up bloody dawn, stop with your detective story, what are you reading, all the time , read, rest, that's enough, our method seems to work, natasha, but still a diploma from a pretty girl, when a man is not delusional, i can’t understand whether he’s cute or not , where did you stop, and oh, roma, the most interesting place. and jackson, remember, peterson’s friend, well , escaped from prison, well, i would take care of him, and

styopa, the chest, a bloody dawn rose, jackson stood in front of the prison next to peterson, he kissed his hands, peterson spoke. roma, roma, are you sleeping, yes, listen, jackson just shot at me in my sleep, you didn’t hit me, no, no, well, pull yourself together, sleep, little one, take it, guys, what happened, and jackson shot at the chest, what are you saying, well, he killed, missed, sleep, sleep, little one, sleep. and nonsense is fooling around, let's sleep,

don't worry, we won't get burned. my job is to warn you, and then, as you know, my respect, we don’t know each other, zoya, please tell me, do you really love your lefty? i love him very, very much, but how can you not love him, natasha? he is a very smart, capable lech, yes, but his character is more complex than caesar’s. why does he listen to you? natasha, the main thing is to make the beast feel that man is stronger than him, do you want it? this means that in our situation we must make men feel that a woman is stronger, yes, but in

this case we will have to slightly change the method of our training, but what do you propose specifically? we need to change tactics, we have persistence, do you think, of course, we have enough self-control, so what we lack, i don’t know, we lack affection, what, what, caresses, this is really on... no, well, perhaps, let's start with the doctor, or maybe better with the diplomat, with the doctor. doctor, doctor, can i come to you, go,

forgive me, but you seem to be a doctor, a doctor. decide to contact you, try, we are not going to put up with you, but we didn’t quarrel with you, yes, but such a relationship has developed between us, it’s better not to find out everything, otherwise we will say impudent things to each other, but in any case, you don’t have the right to refuse a person who approaches you for help, you’re not drowning, don’t joke, zoya is seriously ill and needs your help, but in this case you’re coming to the wrong address, how is this, unfortunately, i can’t help you, i don’t understand, be careful you get hooked, that’s all was not enough, it’s never been... that among people of what humane profession there could be people like you, you make a basic request, is it really difficult to help, yes, it turns out that they have not yet disappeared on our land, rude people, it’s surprising, even about your friend, doctor, what a rude guy he is, he’s the sweetest person, kind, a well-mannered, sympathetic comrade, yes , that’s exactly what i didn’t notice, but what happened, she had a very high temperature,

excuse me, thank you, thank you, she got sick, yes, she lay on the beach all burnt up, well, from it .. .is there anything left? why are you laughing? you can’t even imagine how she suffers? well, why were you silent? i was silent, i was just turning to your doctor. excuse me, which doctor, well, kundukov, please? yes, i don’t know either, chests, nolpetrov, well, what kind of doctor is he? well, you call him a doctor? right, we call him a doctor, only of physics and mathematics? it’s a pity, but don’t worry, but if you need a real doctor, then there is one among us, no, no, really, what is he? he just a minute, excuse me, please, please, please! it's a matter, what's the matter? put your hooves away, you're already following a thread, right? zoya burned out, like she burned out, well , she lay on the beach all burned up. why are you laughing, what should i do? i hope you didn’t say that i’m a veterinarian, you have enough conscience, of course, how can i help her?

medicine, i don’t know if the chest needs it ask for advice, why do you need chests? vadim, i’m waiting for you. one minute, yes , yes, yes, i’m going now, quietly, calmly, i’m off , well, come on, come on, so where did we stop, you said that there is a doctor among you, that’s right, that’s right, he gladly agreed to help you , thank you very much, i should have contacted him right away, forgive me, please, i saw that you were a doctor, i understood, styopa, you know, zoya got sick, yes, yes, ah, let’s go , please, so, comrade, i i'm very worried, please help us, whatever from me for... i'll do it, thank you very much, romo,

who's there? this is a doctor. can i come to you? one minute. please, please, i'll wait. come in, doctor. hello. hello,

doctor, please sit down. why, thank you, i'll stand. what's wrong with you? oh, doctor, the sun burned out. not good. you don’t have any alcohol, but you can take some perfume, doctors, can you, yes, please, forgive me, turn your head, yeah, open your mouth, oh, close your mouth. please breathe again. donkeys, you know, walking away from the sun is hiding from the rays, why donkeys, and you are a doctor, what are you doing? can you help me, now, you

don’t have a piece of paper, there’s the doctor under the chocolate , please take it, i’m sorry, it happened by accident that you’re helping yourself , please, thank you, thank you, i’d better write out a prescription, thank you, doctor, you’re not afraid to get dirty pocket? eh, what are you hinting at? for ink, doctor? oh, pen, by chance, i, tell me,

what’s your name? according to your passport? no, it's simple. novel. why were you scared? no, so i don't get scared. goodbye. doctor, door to the left. thank you. well, doctor, you know i i think everything will be fine. and now everything will heal on her like on a cat , don’t make jokes, please, listen, choose an expression, that means i’ll buy some bread and cookies and order from the pharmacy, masya, just buy fresh bread,

yeah, give it to me, look, don’t linger, what are you doing, i won’t be long, i’ll return it soon, buy the magazine , okay, roma, yes, in my opinion, we don’t have bread either, why bread when we have croutons, you know, i’m tired of your croutons, it’s time to get some fresh bread, but go away . for bread, yes please, so what else should i grab? go, go, that's it, i'm tired,

natasha, yes, it’s okay that i call you natasha, you know, we didn’t have any bread either, well, let’s go together happily, yes, but in my opinion, we’re going in vain like that, oh, what’s wrong, like that , uh-huh, uh, it seems it will be shorter, you think, i’m sure, let’s go, after all, vadimka, why is he sitting on breadcrumbs? when you can eat fresh bread, it's not a luxury, that's enough, that's enough, listen , you're terrifying us all the time, i'm tired of it, don't shave, don't drink, don't smoke, no, okay, let's not, download it, please, ah, second week this is all i do, it’s all my fault, i they said, roma, go to a sanatorium, vtsps, mps, wto, uk, ddt, otk , four meals a day, striped pajamas, cultural recreation, stop talking, what are you hinting at, dragged us into the hole, look, it’s better to have a cap, who

this, you'll find out who it is , look who i've become like, i've lost my face, you have to have it, with great humor, wow, satirist, i'll never forgive you for this, never, better get some water, yeah ... you are on duty, i mean get water, prepare dinner, again, yes, dawn pavlovna, just zoe, yes, just zoe, tell me, you don’t need fresh water, be kind, and you know where the bucket is, at the cossack’s, that’s right, yeah, yeah, that’s it.

this is love, self-deception, you are not mine, you are not mine, a speech in the crowd, the boys are thrown into a fever, this chaos is illuminated by a mirror disco ball, the premiere, the very first new year, today is the first. perhits of the past decade, who will follow the lonely trail, strong and brave, laid down their heads in the field in battle, a medic, so that you cry, and let not all sound the same, and even if it is banal and not talented, well, how he managed to play the guitar and sang, but

why simply. be silent, the heart for whom you are crying, screaming, because he has not tamed himself, cannot be tamed at all, i ask you, circle around, this is the best of the living i remember, friends, burn calories, burn calories, guys, let's go to the neighboring village let's go to the disco. i love my country from january 2nd on the first, yes, until the suit is ready, we still have 2 whole hours of free time, where should we go, oh, excuse me, please, so you say that you are graduating from the institute of international

relationships, yes , of course, to the cinema, yes, let's go, what are you, why should we go to the cinema, what can we watch now, of course, oh, what is it, oh, what 's the matter, oh, well, i'm in trouble on your feet, yes, i'm sorry, please, well , i think i was standing far away, so it wasn't you, but that's it, i'm gone, listen, let's go to the dining room, where? i really want to eat. let's go, no, let's go to the new chaika restaurant. recently opened on the seashore, they say it’s very beautiful, when they haven’t been there yet, well, in fact , they haven’t been there yet, so i want, listen, stop hugging me, i’m hugging you, of course, oh, comrades.

so i look at you and think that if all the policemen were like you, as you already recognized me, but if i didn’t know who you are, i would never be able to imagine you as a policeman, why is this like since i did a good job in this role, do you like your specialty, a strange question, of course.

very much, but why did you choose this particular profession, i didn’t dream of what you say from childhood, and my parents weren’t against it, no, my mother and father even like my profession, who your dad, dad, police lieutenant colonel , police lieutenant colonel, what is it, do you want more, yes, a little, that’s enough, please, well, my police is taking care of me for your health, with pleasure

, they care for him, and i remember with all my heart. “i won’t bother you, tell me, are you really the same physicist, which is the same, well, the famous sunukov, the same one that you are working on now, unless of course you are in the mailbox, now, uh, i’m splitting stavritka.” no, i’m serious, what’s new in physics now? listen, yeah, when i'm on vacation, i talk about topics related to my biography, profession , i don’t talk, not even with the police, that no, no,

nothing, can i advise you, no, but i will still advise you, you know, you chose the wrong place for your vacation, karlovy vary water was for your health would be irreplaceable. but i like sea water better, yes, what, what, what are you always complaining about, no, no, nothing, nothing, the sun is contraindicated for you, well, look, look, well, you’re convinced.

everyone is talking about the latest news, today at factories and construction sites, svetlogorsk, the most young city of belarus, you are leaving, thousands live here, you are building, good night, come on, natasha, what? or maybe we’ll go swimming, where should we go swimming, what are you saying, i don’t swim late, well, at least look at the wave, no, tomorrow we’ll have time to look at the wave, good night, yes, why are you standing there, go, i’m going, i’m going, not here, there, to my place, yeah, not here,

okay, i say good night, that's it, good night, excuse me, please, what is this? masya, masya, medicine, masya, of course, thank you, oh, how timely you woke me up, the most interesting place that i had a dream, what, listen, who is that moaning there, yes, this is a novel singing, so he is already singing, it seems to me that he will fall terribly in love with you, yes, very well, everything is going according to plan, because not to love means not to live, then...

this was a real attraction. styopa, i'm here.

listen, today you stood in the night, where, where you stood, on the shore, i sang, this moan is called a song in yours, this is how the day begins, look at yourself in the mirror, and what is it, look, look, what can you say? you can, what are you intriguing, who do you look like, stuck in, lost weight, as if he were suffering from yellow fever, guys, be quiet, we’re not alone, listen, styopa, you’re getting fatter, i’m losing weight, everyone. yours, good morning, good morning, hello , what kind of rest is this, if a person is wasting away, wasting away, quietly, wasting away, hello, why are you shouting , the rest is long over, we live in illusions , i personally rest, it’s normal, well, rest, and you you are engaged in self-criticism, you are eating yourself, don’t i see, skeleton, who is the skeleton, i am a skeleton, yes, a skeleton, not a man, where have you seen such skeletons, all these have drawn me a hundred games of robinson, everything, yes, yes, here, here, here, the message of decay is making itself felt, unprincipled people,

knows the name of some lefty, is this her husband? not quite, i understand, friend, and you know, we really love what you say, i wouldn’t advise anyone to meet him face to face, that’s how it is, but she loves him so much and misses him so much, yes, forgive me, please , that i ’m just surprised, uh-huh, excuse me, i can talk to you frankly, why not, let’s sit down, please, the point is that yes, what i’m telling you now... i’ll tell you, uh-huh, let this will remain between us, well, of course,

we are talking about one of our comrades, the eye, well, not the one who is a physicist, on the contrary, i don’t understand, yes, well, you know the roma, a doctor, yes, yes, oh, how interesting, well, well, you know, he dies, that is, how he dies, well, this is how everything dies, what’s the matter, why, well, i’ll tell you everything in order, yeah, at roma’s, right? i once had a beloved girl, so, but when she found out that he was not an ordinary doctor, that is , like an extraordinary one, well, not human, or something, i don’t understand, well, a veterinarian, here she is for some reason she was embarrassed to marry him, which means she just didn’t love him, that’s all, yes, of course, but for him it turned out to be a trauma, you understand, and he vowed not to pay any attention to women, became a convinced bachelor, sadly, yes ... but now something supernatural happened

, he fell deeply in love with whom, your friend , zoya, yes, yes, yeah, i understand, now i don’t know how to help him, i’ll go and tell him everything now, well , you and i agreed, oh, i forgot, okay, okay, kolitka, roma, selfish, damned pedant, let him i'm overgrown from head to toe, that's enough , roma, are you enough, shave, wash , get a haircut, do what you do and do it right, don't be savages, listen, maybe i should too, why lie, yeah , come on, who needs your goat beard , well done, down with slavery

, husband, yes, only if it doesn’t bother you that she’s a policeman, but in the end, any woman has the characteristics of a policeman, at first she says: let’s not? and then follow me, a gloomy person, a great worker, fiddling around with an umbrella all the time, but what do you want from him? want? yes, no, nothing, let's go, listen, for

nothing, okay, ready, that's it, god forbid the chest will be seen, yes, well... so listen, hello, good afternoon, tell me, the same thing is worse for me, i urgently need to take the assurance, yes, where is the sun, hello , when are you taking your watch from our territory, and today i will definitely take it away, girls, you don’t notice anything, but what is it, what happened, there is nothing, we haven’t changed at all, we haven’t do we understand what you are talking about?

let's go, let's go, go, go, this can be done in court, but wittily the chests are betrayed, invent, he has nothing to do, i wonder where he got so many mirrors, brought them from moscow, of course, can you imagine, look what a beautiful tan i have, and what are you saying, you know, roman has an offer, uh-huh, interesting, i propose, don't go to the cinema, so what? vadim, what? let's go for a walk, he says.

many people don’t like my profession, but is this your calling or not, a calling, i wanted to be an unusual doctor, but an outstanding one, no, just a veterinarian, i wonder why? you see, when i was a child i had a dog, i loved it, yes, and my friend cut off her tail, so i took it, well, it healed like on a dog? in general, you know , it’s much easier with animals than with people , do you think so, yes, they tolerate pain well, the bosses don’t complain, i completely agree with you, you said that this is a northern country, and what next, the economy of which depends from foreign capital of the usa and england. natasha, maybe i’m not telling an interesting story, no, why, it’s very

informative, yes, well, let’s go, so the winnings? and i’m walking, walking, so what next, vadim, please help me untie, with with pleasure, oh, well, this is it, well, did i want it with my teeth? everything is completely shot, but which one do you like best? to me, yes, to me, like this , like this, what does that mean, nothing, i didn’t think that you are the

way you are, well, the way you are, and the way i am, uh-huh, cute, what did you say? i ’m saying that, unlike you, you said something before, but on what occasion? okay , it doesn’t matter, so, i’m saying that, unlike you, i don’t treat my charges, but raise them, tame them, of course, i mean, yes, yes, and i’m not dealing with rabbits, and not even with sheep, please tell me, zoya, just zoya, oh, it’s late, let’s go, roma, have you ever been in serious trouble?

weasel, like a weasel, i don’t understand, in the police there is a caress, but why in the police in the circus? so what is the emperor? which emperor? well, you

said, constantine the great? yes, during his campaigns against the scythians and sarmatians. a certain absyrt served as his veterinarian, and he wrote a large number of articles on veterinary issues. thank you, yes, no, it’s just my profession, i have to know such things, once on the virgin lands i had a very interesting case, roma, you got carried away, sorry, thinking, evening.

it will help, just imagine, imagine that a person fell asleep and was woken up , excuse me, please, who sleeps on a night like this, that all normal people, an intellectual could say the same thing, yes, stepan ivanovich, stepan ivanovich . styopa, they’re talking to you, right? stepan ivanovich, where is your promised live fish? i didn't promise you anything.

good night, good night, they say, uh-huh. lunatics, the unfortunate ones, wander at night. tell me, you don’t have the desire. what, who, where, where are we going, restore what are you doing, have you gone

crazy or something, are you a shameless man, chests , how many horsepowers do you have, in my car, 70, and in zoya, in zaporozhets, well, 25, 18, the guy has gone crazy, that’s it, small, touching, defenseless, standing in the wind, the sun, while yours, excuse the expression, volga, roma, who is this? me, but without a beard, yes , i don’t want to talk to you after this, calm down, calm, calm, well, quiet, i need to consult with you, what happened, i love her, you know, listen, love yourself health, just don’t disturb my sleep, chest , for me this is a matter of life, you know my situation, are you sane or not, are you ready to run now, zack, you can’t wait until the morning, no, that’s it, tomorrow i’ll get in the car and leave , stay here, the four of you, do what you want, fall in love. well, what happened, just

quietly, well, i decided to make you an offer, what do you think, i then... and i decided, do it, yes, of course, thank you, roma, what and how will you do it? offer? yeah, well, well, i, uh, it's not that easy, listen to me, roma, you’re not listening to me, but no, i’m not listening , as you wish, in general this is an interesting question, but imagine that i’m zoya, you, yes, stop it, roma, i’m serious, well, are you proposing to me?

i’m not worried at all, give me another option, zoya, have you ever loved, no, yeah, and if she says yes, she loved, she was married and i have three children, what then, you better tell me, if she refuses, what should i do, but no, if i apologize, i’ll drown myself , the sea is nearby, you’re not a subtle man of chests, chest, not... so you’ll find it tomorrow the tsps sternatorium is with us, and the goal is dancing, oh, with pleasure, but i will not come alone, with whom is it possible, with romann, please forgive me, as a middle name, stepan ivanovich, stepan ivanovich, stepan ivanovich, we would really like, so that you come to the dance with us tomorrow , you are contacting the wrong address, excuse me, excuse me, why is he so angry, you know, he doesn’t dance with us, but it’s clear, natasha, so

we agreed, yes, at 12 on the beach , it's late, goodbye. good night, styopa, chest, listen, you drew this, for you also advise, now i’ll do it, now i’m natasha, get married, drown the sea nearby, are you crazy or something, spends the night one comes, will be, another comes, will be , okay, don’t grumble, that’s enough, grab it, yes, that’s enough, that’s it they are called, you get angry, you envy, yes, there is nothing to envy, and also a comrade , of course, you would walk until the morning, i would be waiting for you with a cup of coffee, and you got into trouble, yes, oh, you wild man, chest , how are you doing, well, vadim, stop it, look, the doctor is having fun, he’s not a serious person, listen to hoku, you’ll understand everything, you know

just noise, let it be, don’t fuss, it’s all fine, now you understand everything, hello guys, well done for glorifying russian science, i’m also a kind of engineer, so to speak, i’ve disappeared, everyone is waiting for you there, let’s go, china, look at the time after the program, where are you looking, who’s here, oops, america, you say taiwan, that’s it, go and clear your head,

new year. in the republic of adigea we have a very interesting holiday. it is celebrated on march 21, it is called the adgean new year, everyone dances in the square, the so-called djegu. this is a very cool event that unites everyone. i would like to recommend everyone in russia to try baikal omul, hot smoked. some memories, bright moments, an event. share this with your family, with your loved ones, remember this. move on, don’t be afraid, your loved ones are nearby, i want to congratulate you on the upcoming 2024 and i want to wish you to remain so charming, brilliant and very happy, everything, the very thing that you want, the fulfillment of your kindest desires, my love, come here , why are you me

you're distracting, things aren't going well, the woman made it frosty. please, so that our mother becomes happy, she works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign. my mother is an actress, and this time i have no magic, but it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, did you order the snow maiden?

january 7 at the first, natik, don’t you think that our relationship has gone too far , by the way, it’s all your fault, why did you ask for affection, here’s affection for you, please, let’s support you, did you fall in love, i don’t know, anyway it won’t go on like this anymore , okay, we’ll find out tomorrow, and what we ’ll find out is how they treat us, close the door. i love thunderstorms, i hate them.

and jackson appeared, wow, nature was fluffed up, and what are you, it’s hail, now it’s going to rain, give me the guitar, forgive me, please, why nothing. roma, what do you think, love, that too

element? listen, where did i put the receipts? guys, do you remember where you put the receipts for renting our boats and scuba gear? vadim, don't you remember, trunks. well, let's go to sleep, that no one will turn off the light, that you are fooling around all the time?

have you ever seen a happy person? no, i didn’t see it, so that’s it. look in front of you , yes, diplomat, i seem to be completely in love, how do you know, it’s not obvious from you, you’re all shining, and you, and what am i, i love too, i noticed that zoya i was even happy when i found out that i’m a veterinarian, you know eccentric roman. why are you ashamed of your profession? listen, let's go to the camp,

vadim, look, where is zaporozhe? and there’s no tent either, soy, soy, natasha, maybe they’re playing a trick on us? it looks like something is strange , well, that’s it, we left, but it can’t be that you, read the note, where are the nice guys, read, read on, we left, we decided not to disturb you, we’ll find a quiet place, don’t remember the dashing two policewomen who disturbed your peace. "be happy, left, this is what i

never expected, no, i don’t believe it, wait, there’s something wrong here, what is it, vadim , no traces, look, clean work, roma , what, listen, maybe i offended you in some way, yes, what are you talking about, i treated you, what’s wrong with me then?

business, let's go roma, this is a movie, roma , let's go, where did we go, where, well, causcadet, step dance, chests, just dawns, banal frankness, nothing, a suitable couple, a lion tamer and a veterinarian, she performs with lions in the arena, and i’m treating them for overwork, oh, i hate lions, i hate, i hate women, everyone, everyone - what will i

show her, which of us should steal, where is the chest, yeah, well, the chest won’t move , that’s right, you don’t say, styopa was right, he warned us and i believed him, styopa, well, i asked, don’t run out of battery, i read it, some kind of crap, styopa, styopa, jackson turned out to be a woman, an adventurer, please, the promised fish, wipe your eyes, wipe your eyes, look, tent, cossack, they disappeared, that’s it, they left, where, where, where, what is it? yes, yes, yes, what is it? i will never forgive this, but if i ever see her. suddenly on you, they left, in vain you looked after them here, in vain the beards were shaved.