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tv   Leonidu Gaidayu - 100  1TV  December 30, 2023 5:40pm-6:01pm MSK

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well, i think that actually put an end to it, because well, in order to exist in the acting profession in general, you must always be healthy, this is generally a bright, but for me such a stage of life, the only regret is that it was not so long, well, moments of such direct communication, in fact there are very few of them, and what important questions could i have asked at that moment, right? tell something or seek advice and this , well, as you get older, you realize that something is missing somewhere, and therefore, well, that’s all in general moments when there was contact, i now, of course, remember them with great warmth. critics received gaidai's latest films rather coldly. there was even talk that the director had simply written himself out, and that he made his brilliant films largely thanks to censorship. figuring out how to get around the bans, he
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created his most ingenious film stories, because when you can, you don’t do anything, when you can’t, you start doing, and this is a sensation, you know, already in perestroika you can do anything , migration, no migration there, doesn't matter, the most important thing is that we felt the air of freedom, unfortunately, the directors, including...
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the doctors told nina pavlovna that nothing could be done, the grief was unbearable for her, but she endured it steadfastly, decided for herself that her husband had not left forever, but just went far, far away to film his new film there, however, this time he didn’t invite her to film with him, he allowed her.
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comrade president, the hotlines with the united states of america are ready, we can begin. mr. president, hot lines of communication with the soviet union are ready. ok. good evening. mr. president, and here , mr. president, it’s still good morning, i hope this is the only disagreement between our countries, i also hope, but our summit meeting is in jeopardy, as everything was agreed upon, in two weeks on the hawaiian islands, yes, yes, but our taxpayers
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are protesting, they are concerned about the activities in america, the russian mafia, mr. president, let's exchange, who is the russian mafia, your emigrants? the russian mafia has already surpassed the italian cosa nostra and the japanese yakuza. mr. president, maybe you are exaggerating a little? maybe we shouldn't be dramatic. of course, i apologize wildly, gentlemen, presidents, but how long can you borrow a phone? i urgently need to call odessa. my god, who is this? like who? rabinovich? which rabinovich? where? how from? rabinovich, from the russian mafia. listen, comrade, mr. rabinovich, don’t you understand what?
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i propose a toast to what has become possible only in our time, perestroika, glasnost and democracy, to the unbreakable friendship of the ussr state security committee and the central intelligence agency of the united states, the kgb, the cia, friendship for eternity, yes, as the russian proverb says, goose to pig. not a comrade, brother , so, gentlemen, comrades, combining business with pleasure, i want to introduce you to the program of the friendly seminar of the kgbtsru, well, the main thing
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, of course, is the fraternal exchange of secret information, lists of agents, layouts of secret objects, ciphers, passwords, appearances, well and td tp, you understand? well, besides the work program, cultural, a visit to the russian ballet, a collective maleben in one from churches, a trip to the collective farm, a walk along the arbat, and we’ll think of something else, now a little surprise.
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i obey, yes, you, chief, comrade general, i obey, mr. president. yes, comrade president, this is brighton. the place in new york of the largest concentration of soviet migration, somewhere here is the headquarters of the russian mafia, the lanzheron restaurant, mafiosi gather here, atlantic city, golden duke casino, controlled by the russian mafia, jack, well, you know everything, you have to take, take we need someone to take, eat it, we already took several small ones mafioso, but the mafia exists as long as its leader exists, and you... you don’t know, we know a little, here he is, hitler, he, and this is him too,
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napoleon, yes, bonoparte, and this is him, oh, my friend saddam hussein, yes, yes, your friend, atello, well, an artist, this is his nickname, an artist, a man with a thousand faces, no one has seen his real face. allow me to report, at the moment our super agent is carrying out a task that
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the entire odessa police could not cope with, citizen, let’s take a walk with me, with you, and what ’s up with the cops? something like this are you going to do or handcuffed? well, what are you saying, that there’s nothing behind me, let’s see, let’s go, where is it, where did you lead, to the cop, so to the cop
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, so colonel petrenko, reports the captain of the falcons, i hear you, son, i report that with my personal method, fishing on live bait, rendered harmless. a bloody maniac, a rapist and a murderer of women, who acted under the guise
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of an law enforcement officer, you are there, his feder is not very good, he will make it to trial, he will live, he will not be able to rape anymore, kind, well, give him here, yes, he will go on vacation tomorrow, no , fedor, tomorrow we urgently go to moscow. is the contract more expensive than mane?
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i realized that everyone was leaving, all kgb officers were leaving urgently.
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why a special method of arrival? there is a strike of dispatchers in odessa. the railway was blocked by extremists, gasoline was cut off for motor transport by oil workers, and the kgb destroyer (iron felix) was rented by the cooperative for a cruise on the black sea. oh, well then it’s a different matter, you’re an eagles falcon, a falcon, allow me to report, i’m not an eagles, i’m a sokolovs, well, yes, that ’s right, well then you’re an eagle sokolov. how is the operational situation in odessa, as reported by colonel petrenko? colonel petrenko ordered pass this on to you. everything is from colonel petrenko’s personal hacienda, and the colonel personally smoked the sausage for you. captain sokolov received a medal, colonel petrenko received an order. is it possible for
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colonel petrenko to have a personalized pistol instead of an order? why personal? the old man gives up, he began to forget his name, and he looks at him and remembers, yes, yes, the order, we serve the soviet union, well, serve, but there is even better to come, you are heading to the united states of america with a special task, the liquidation of the russian mafia, the task find and neutralize the leader named artist, artist, artist, there is one batch, a wonderful batch of drugs from thailand, decisively and immediately implementing
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this batch is extremely important and extremely important, right, and now i would like to know how things are going with my comrade on the ground. comrade katz, well, what can comrade kats say, the same as always, katz’s office works like clockwork, counterfeiting american express credit cards brought us another one and a half million dollars. what's new with comrade nasrulaev? as you yourself noticed, you...
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got a little carried away, a little, a little, left yourself five, 10,000, oh, comrade kravchuk, we need to deal with comrade kozaryan, urgently, one leg here, the other there, it’s already been done, one leg of kozaryan is here, the other is in chicago, and the head in general, philadelphia, head in philadelphia, “we must definitely help the widow of comrade kozaryan and his orphans, certainly, to the point, comrade, to the point, to the point, we need to focus on unsolved problems, the most important of them is the operation sheikh, the matter smells of a billion,
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billion, the person responsible for the operation, comrade kravchuk, i obey, artist, yes! yes why are you afraid of this grenade, it’s manual. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. and we start with urgent messages. ukrainian terrorists struck belgorodskaya today. and bryansk regions, the most serious destruction was in belgorod; at this moment, as reported by the ministry of emergency situations , 10 people were killed, including a child, and another 45 were injured.

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