welcome guests, these are all new, young , bright, interesting guys whom we discovered this year, but what about the first day of the new year, all the best is again on the first day, what are you talking about, i demand that the banquet be continued, we need to have a snack, this am i with you or are you with me, what difference does it make to us now, the whole point is that the big difference is that the funniest parody show is back on the air, i went out for 20 minutes to eat and my role is already being played by some idiot? i’m not a stranger to anything, i’m an artist, oleg yesenin, oleg, tell me, yesenin, sincerely, one of the parodies of the film office romance, as if everything there was in the style of a barbie doll, but what a waste, this is how i will always look from now on, or this is the unexpected development of the events of the film challenge, and why the ship on which the doctor arrived is so similar to a giant appendicitis, the romantic mood of the first evening this year will be supported by dmitry nagiyev and...

channel one, well, right now the club of cheerful resourceful people, the major league, the final.

this is the beginning. there are so many of you, hello to the new year, dear friends, and opponents and adherents of darwin’s theory will converge in one thing: the final of the major league is the pinnacle of the evolution of the game. we are starting kvn.

four teams on stage, we will begin our presentation with those who for the first time in their lives reached the finals of the major league, the team representing the employee.

who matches the new year theme of today's game? snow maiden with greatly expanded vocal abilities. pelogea. three white horses with a rich kven past. sergey svetlakov. vadim galygin. dmitry

khrustalov. sergey sergeevich, forgive me, but the association is very strong, a bag of musical gifts. sergey sergeevich, zhilin, here we need to tighten up the humor, general father frost of channel one, konstantin ernst. representatives of the teams, remind our jury that for 3 years in a row we have had golden doubles of champions, if today you pull out some even brighter trick, we will be happy about it, i don’t know, any outcome will absolutely satisfy us, because

i am a more professional jury i don’t know, teams, go earn the championship title, good luck to everyone, thank you. it is clear that today is not just a greeting, but a holiday greeting , and the team will be the first to present this greeting kvn, nuclear team, leningrad nuclear power plant, sosnovy bor. the final is an opportunity to win not only gold medals, but also 1 million rubles. and you can become a millionaire on channel one only with the help of this person. hello, this is a game about who wants to become a millionaire, and i am its host, yuliana koraulova. yes, yes, not only

does kvno have a new presenter, it’s the final, and today i ’m playing with the nuclear team. the first question is, who could host the final of the kvn major league? and we correctly understand that there are four options, but in fact there is only one, absolutely right, and i

i’m still waiting for you, i’m sitting and waiting for you, you can’t imagine how good i feel when you kiss me, and you can also. quickly ask us to just change the words a little, to write something about the kvn game. i'll try, okay, the stars are sitting in the zhur , singing after scoring the crocus, it will be hot here, people say, this is the final, this is the final, soon everyone will find out who will be the coolest, who will be in bronze, who will be in silver, who is gold, who gold. to thank you, thank you very much, good evening to everyone who came by car with a driver, to everyone who came by taxi, metro

mikinina, hello, final, four teams, but only three sets of awards. that’s why we from the nuclear power plant prepared a gift, a fourth set of medals, a tribute, what is this? well, it’s all for the sake of the finale, tribute, you’re normal, no, and what not, it seems to me that this event will only get better, the teams will say goodbye sincerely, not only will the champion miss the next season, the slightly less energetic ones will dance. so take it away, tribute, and if we get these medals, we won’t get them, because they are with us, the russians, where do you go, you’ve been to exhibitions in russia, yes, of course,

how beautiful russia is in moscow, we haven’t forgotten the finale, of course not, we have prepared a gift for all the spectators in this hall. is that a lot of handkerchiefs? well, yes, today is the final , there will be so much snot, guys, are you crazy, but what, i’m tired of this whining in the kvn finals, in other tv shows there is no such thing, in the men’s and women’s programs no one talks, but i’m 20 years old i cheated on my husband, but i love this game, and how do you plan to win without it, how easy it is, release the kraken, anh, what are you wearing a hat?

i don’t want zyuganov to scold me. valdez, i ready. give me my start in life. what do you mean, no? then let's use nubiulina's method and raise the stakes. the jury too. people with vouchers, konstantin lvoevich , maybe you will take me to your first channel, i was watching the direct line, there is now clearly a vacant place for a person who displayed sms questions on the screen, and this is a zabarnya, belageya, you have folk songs , i have a people's face.

well, by yourself, by yourself, let's go! there are few things that can ruin the mood at a new year's corporate party, except perhaps a meeting with a former colleague with whom it is ugly broke up? so, a new year's corporate party for the collective, the collective west. 10:1! congratulations, the twelfth package of sanctions

has been agreed upon, guys, i’d like to drink to the sales department, turkey, handsome guys, everyone was sold this year, guys, let’s drink to the fact that we have everything, we don’t have to pay anything for this, i’m russian. kazakhstan, handsome, but you can sing this song not only in front of me, russia, where are you from? oh, former colleagues, how many years, how many winters? two, and i knew you were counting. okay, russia, since you're here, tell me how you are? yes, it's okay, you when they fired me, they thought i’d go and die, but i went. and there are so many like-minded people there, but what, what do you do?

think about it, everyone, russia, where have you gone , everyone is waiting for you there, let's go, china, look who 's here, oops, america, you say, taiwan, that's it, go get some air, okay, i'll go have a smoke, then... for a day, otherwise last time i got sick , spread the infection throughout the office, listen, we’re sitting there, something’s rotten, maybe we’ll go to the dance floor, and yes, yes, listen, russia, maybe we’ll have a drink, and you know me, if you bang , then so do i bang, let's dance, come on, come on. and it’s true what they say is that you are immense, uh,

what are you doing, and i always dreamed of taking you by the ass, wow, what’s going on here? quietly, let them communicate, let's go, why? well , because we all need them to speak out. well, to conclude, each team in this final has its own chip, well, there is a team that has the chips of all teams, and what kind of team is this, we guess, i mean we, well , look, the rovenki have crazy energy, well , yes, where is the crazy energy, and where is rossata,

now people in an apartment where there is no light are sitting and thinking, if only someone would dance. well, okay, but my love is easy, wow, wow , it’s not difficult, we are husband and wife, and we are a team, ugh, ugh, stop it, well, that’s impossible, well , the law has come out, what is the law? i don’t know, well , there should be some kind, well guys, that’s enough, why did you do this? well, to show that we are real actors, we are ready to do anything for the sake of a goal , this is ostentatious love from other teams, it’s not real, it’s not true, but we love for real, love your job,

no, suck, i wish they had already shown the chip in the royal flush. kvn teams, nuclear team, we’re done, and you? listen, well, we probably need to change the topic somehow. at this finale , we were entrusted with opening the closing of the season. do you know how to open a bottle of champagne on the new year's table? who opened it? he’s the main one, well, somehow not modestly, the greatest hits of the past decade are great, when you’re next to me, i’ll repeat to you 100 times in a row, you’re not like

that, you’re not like that, molinta berry, turns his head,

darling, come here, what are you doing you're distracting me it’s not a matter of cranking, baba frost , please make our mother happy, she works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign, my mother is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, but it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, she’s in the role. take, who am i children? do you think that baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden yes i know today

a lot of things, santa claus is all beria, but no one knows about baba frost. "i will work with large masks, only without fighting, what do you think, baba frost and the secret of the new year, the premiere is on january 7 on the first, a wonderful, bright, unique team, the moscow sheep team." today everyone will find out who will win the season. final stage crocus, like a fight in the area, we will stand up for the honor of science, we will all stand back to back, we will fight until victory, we give you our word chushpana, and the stage is the only

team that does not need to change clothes in order show chushpanov. well, everyone laughed , pointed a finger, there’s a shame, for the second year in a row the stage of the major league finals, congratulations valdis , hello, i’m dmitry andreevich , who knows how many people there are, it’s 6 hours then in the cloakroom to wait for a jacket, guys, you saw, how many people need to live up to expectations, only about inflation. so we need

to definitely win today for the final the rector came to a respectable person, there was enough money for the second row, wow 64 veneers, lesha, stop talking nonsense, i should take an example from kirill, not a single one he didn’t blurt out anything stupid, 600 people are looking at him, but he doesn’t care, not a single muscle flinched, and this is paralysis, the brain can’t perceive that this is really happening to him, it happens to him before sex, guys, what’s wrong with you, and i’m sorry if i scared you, let’s start now, damn it, kiri, guys, you need to joke about current topics, for example, recently a law banning lgbt people was passed, well, by the way, the law is vague, i don’t even know right now i know i can look after my grandfather, zhen you’re a fool now they’re going to jail for propaganda. by the way, there is also a question,

it’s just that if we want to fight this, maybe we won’t collect them all in one place? zhenya, aren’t you afraid that such jokes will hit you in the face? dmitry andreevich, well, from whom will it hit me in the face? i’ve finished playing, hello guys , well done for glorifying russian science, i’m also a kind of engineer, so to speak, i maintain the voltage in the network, and by the way, i read your telegram channel, judging by the voice out loud, right? dmitry anatolyevich, did you watch the straight line? what do you mean looked? i took part in it, who on your question from the computer to displayed the screen, huh? dmitry anatolyevich,

thank you for finding time in your busy schedule, you clearly have a lot to do. what's going on? if there were important matters, dmitry sergeevich peskov would not be sitting in the hall. by the way, where is he? oops , happy new year, so, well, everything is fine, listen, and you seemed to say that you have some kind of gift for the audience, yes, we present to your attention the latest engineering invention that will definitely delight all muscovites this winter. what is it? shovel?

we just thought that these snowdrifts could only be cleared like this. in your opinion this is funny? no, seriously, all of moscow was covered in snow. people used dogs to get here. on what dogs? economy docrocus 3.600. what else can you call them? guys, do you seriously think that problems with snow can be solved with just one shovel, geniuses think alike, dmitry andreevich, why a second shovel, it’s not a shovel, it’s an oar, it’s just that now, in order to remove a snowdrift, you have to swim to it first. they removed it so quickly, did you tell us or the utility workers? removed, i said. "mouse,

hi, hi, seller, damn, your couple is like a shaman and mizulina, oh, so different, but as if they were made for each other, you actually said, but not yet, dear friends, lisa and i are dating, at the last game i proposed, and today we want to celebrate the wedding right here on stage, and you are all invited, yes, dear members of the jury, invitation to your table. pelagi, i have a favor to ask of you, the fact is that i am the only girl on the team, and you are the only girl on the jury, in general, you will be my witness. fox, maybe it’s not worth it, why? did i forget something, who is my wedding witness? oops, the cossack has come home on leave, kirill, stand up in place. vadim, we apologize to you right away.

you, as a person who traditionally sits on the jury of the major league finals, have a small stamp in the invitation, it’s not golygin, but tatyana navka, but we wanted to invite you, yes, there’s another plus one - this is not a person, this gives you confidence, damn, i'm so happy that everyone is coming, okay, i ran to get ready, come on! so i prepared this gift for the banquet, but i can’t leave you zhenya without a bachelor party, let’s get together, snow maiden, snow maiden, dmitry andreevich, what else snow maiden, do you think we are children or something, we will read poems to her, but we don’t believe in her, snow maiden, i’m sorry that i didn’t believe in you.

“i wanted to say this at the end of the game, but thank you kvn for giving me everything, and i’ll add, yes, dear friends, and kvn is the one, i forgot my mother’s face, what a pity that the whole crocus sisi doesn’t see this.” oh, krokusti, damn, what an awkward word, yes, zhen, i now understand why you found a girl, found a girl, damn it, are you kidding me, if lisa sees this, it needs to be covered up somehow, i can’t see it , i love lisa, zhen, if you love her, let her go.

“zhenya, what are you doing, it will sound strange, but i’m saving our marriage, why, just when she opened it and zhenya, just apologize everything, good tits, fox, forgive me, this is all dmitry andreevich with his bachelor party, and you’re getting married about this, that, everything is fine, don’t worry, everything is fine.” how is everything going well? well, like ksenia sobchak. yes, despite everything, but everything is fine. well, really, you’d be better off worrying about it. damn, that's right, dmitry andreevich, we would like dad to paint us. not got it, whose dad? our common one. hello, my dear. come on, just hurry up.

today there are two ships, more precisely. a graceful boat and a horse decided to enter the harbor called love. do you agree, lisa, eiki, hey little mouse, to join this dubious adventure? i agree. zhen, i’m not asking you, you’re already lucky. in general, i pronounce you husband and wife. and remember, there is only one important thing in life: to love and be loved. alexander vasilyevich, these are two things. oh, i ruined that thought. it was choking, i was glad to see everyone. damn, it’s cool that he called us, and dmitry andrevich, and everyone understood that it was a neural network, and well, i understood too. but it’s cool

that he called us through the neural network, so, well, in the end, our new year holidays will soon begin, but we will not fly to dubai with emirates. we won’t fly to the maldives with aeroflot, look at us, we are ordinary russian engineers, we can’t afford anything other than victory. the team of the moscow aviation institute is flying for the championship. kvn games, i invite you with great pleasure stage flash royal rostov.

four teams in the final, how to stand out? let's sum up the results of 2023, master's students are recognized by the state duma as old-timers, medvedev's telegram channel included a list of school literature. on history, they suggest making video applications to make it easier to follow updates. lukashenko has become the best russian diplomat. russians

have realized that it is better to pay taxes or not post how much you earn in your story. dima bilan is greeted with salt. without bread, although this is no longer news, it is old age, have you heard that the shaman is going to change his pseudonym to a healer, yes, in order to be 100% russian, by the way, mizulina said that she was ready to fight foreign social networks, and on instagram this post received 1. x likes? you’re not talking about the most talked about series, because i gave the boy my word not to watch it, i’d rather watch the films of polanski, kubrick, torkovsky, sorry, i didn’t watch it, the boys don’t apologize, but what movie is this from,

andrei rublev, so guys, get your act together, we're playing in the major league for the third season, it's about time win, and why? right now roma, understand, we are not penguins, we cannot postpone every year, buckle up on the clash royale stage, and don’t be ashamed, you have been entrusted with such a responsible task, delivering pensions to people, and you? karen is the only person who goes to the driving school reunion. look, igor, how handsome you are today, thank you, but can i have more words? you can, balyasina, use it, i hate

everything american, biden, iphones and... gets up, oh, lyokha, lyokha doesn’t go to the polls because he’s not allowed close to the building school, uh, lyokha’s mother refused maternity capital, well, because it’s a shame to take money for something like that, right? lyokh, was it just my imagination, or did i see you near the church? when it seems that you need to be baptized, we agreed not to joke about religion, that’s it, you’re punished,

andryukh. you’ve already served your time, you can get out, but it’s been standing for a long time. i missed you, this is andrey, he’s like adidas, we’re glad he’s back, yes, a holy place is never empty. we agreed not to joke about

religion, i will miss you, and also, when you got sick in 2013, and i told you to get better, you you misunderstood me, guys, vatik has arrived. didn’t come, why so, then we ’ll go to him ourselves, the place where vadik comes from.

the boys arrived, but what without warning? call him, stop tickling my bird, okay, come in, damn it, i need to lubricate it, wadik, is this, wow, what is this, a microwave, yes, no, this is a macrowave. vadik, why do you have

chicken in foil? foil is better for chicken. in general, our team's humor is like a stripper's mustache. yes, not everything is perfect, but you have already paid the money. let's go. and while you're thinking, turmeric is a spice or a godmother chicken, imagine the participants in the field of miracles program cannot guess the word for 2 hours. oleg, letter, it seems to me that if i

win now, then i will lose, oh, letter o, i ’m telling you for the sixth time, no, baluster. zarent, now you, seven, you are bankrupt, hurray, vyacheslav the entrance goes to you, please, glory, there are so few letters left. the letter sh, that

is, you think that a shrine in serbian is škrayna, we are victorious, we continue to sum up the results of the year. next question, tell me when they will come up with russian walking so that our grandmothers don’t have to do it. well patriotic question, well, this issue can be resolved, but we need money, yes, here you are, next, and what to do with the butts from khinkali, i certainly didn’t prepare, but

there is a solution. firstly, in order not to get dirty, bite off the top, after that you drink the juice, eat everything in a circle, and then give the ass to andrey. let's have a final question, here are my engineers, the nuclear team , factory workers, young people, workers at the cultural center, and who are you? we, and we are ordinary boys from rostov.

it will come! before 18, a girl left seryozha and we went to quarterfinals, before the quarterfinals a girl left karen and we made it to the semifinals, before the semifinals a girl left roma and we made it to the finals, i’m sure that today we will have success. igor, why? sacrifices work. clash royale, we're done, and you.

how to learn to play also. brightly colorful, like the teams of the major league finals, very simple: as part of several hundred teams, come to the traditional winter festival, it’s not too late to join by registering on the website kvn.ru, there you will find everything you need information. the festival will be held as always in sochi, this time for the thirty-fifth time, from january 12 to january 25. welcome. don’t forget that he’s the queen here, i’m throwing warts from right to left, this is my style, a millionaire’s wife, i have enough for the side and i’m reading the undercover, this is love, self-deception, you’re not mine, you

’re not mine, the girls in the crowd, the boys are abandoned , it’s a pity, it illuminates this is mirror chaos. oryol state university named after turgenev, eagle! hello girls,

hello boys, hello, on the ground, rich bigwigs, yes, i am santa claus , a beard made of cotton wool, according to the new law, i am an extremist, hunchbacked, jury, you behaved well this year, i see that khrustalev and golygen behaved poorly, since today pelsh behaves, everyone in the hall behaved well . no one has ever made the shaman's songs quieter, you're probably thinking, there's a box show, and you guessed it, there's a show in the box. just gonna

stand where and watch me burn, it's all right, because i love the way it hurts, just gonna stand where and hear me cry, it's all right, because i love the way. winners of the show the voice, where are you? what are you talking about, me rihanna actually? riana, riana, riana, riana,

it turns out that people in the crocus gathered to look at the aunt dressed as rihanna for the uncle dressed as vemenem, such a time, isn’t it spectacular? impressive , but elton can’t smell like rolton , it’s also an english song, guys, it’s not patriotic, to violate the english language like that is very patriotic, i agree, yes, okay, now let us have a little fun, okay guys, we’ll hit you so hard that the shaman will say, sorry, he was wrong, this is... and they’re russians, come on, we’re in finals for the second time, and

we don’t have gold medals, it’s time for us guys to take them to the ditch with us, well, hello to croku sitiho, there are so many artists who performed here , it’s time to think about tomorrow, yurka, you can’t list them all, it’s impossible that it’s the last game , he froze the seed, he’s worried that there won’t be a cart in the future... ah, the final will be today,

don’t worry about enthusiasts, actually it’s correct to say, mom don’t worry, actually, i was raised by the street, leshenka , holy saints, who are these ambassadors? you are the boy's word watched? of course, we do not miss a direct line with the president. so who are you? i'm valdis adidas, and this is kolya erolash. what are these nicknames? well, they were initially like a clown duo.

he said, okay, let's go, everything is clear here, we see our man sitting in the jury, who is this? ernst, why? yes, because boys don't apologize. guys, nothing personal. handsome, yura, 6.0 people, front. so, young people? apki. with him as i follow,

and those are gone! friends, we saw how much excitement there was with tickets for the nutcracker, don’t worry if you couldn’t buy them, especially for you, the ravenkovsky version of the ballet kalyunchik, kolyunchik lived in a fairy tale, he was a classic self-employed man, he drove whatever he wanted... but the evil wife bewitched him using the “duvzhenko” method. so, kolyunshchik turned into a soulless money-making machine. looking at the dance of moonshine droplets, he cried without tears.

could have touched the beautiful, but then the local policeman, or as the cleaver himself called him, the rat king with his retinue of witnesses, knocked on the door, and what are you, the rat king, and those other two heads, do you think, if i knew where the other two heads were , i would like this one wore? confiscation morality is simple, high-margin business, associated with risks, bravo, bravo, it was so beautiful to combine alcohol and classical music, it was possible to give you adrenaline, what you lost.

listen, friends, well, on new year’s eve the president congratulates us all, it’s somehow a shame for the person that only one is left without congratulations, let’s fix this, let’s record the people’s appeal to the president, come on, come on people, come on! we become, we become, everything, everyone has become, kolya, where is kolya, go, stand forward, otherwise will think that everything is fine with us, everything is ready , three, four, we write, you are our dear russian, it has been a difficult year, although no, it is even more or less, and the first thing we would like to

wish you is, please make up your mind , you either wish us good health, or 10 days off in january, one or the other, well, no way, i would also like to ask you, or you can directly print a separate list of what is allowed and what is not allowed, but really. we just live by chance, this is it, we all know that this year you have a very important event, the intrigue is crazy, but we believe that you will make every effort, and trump will win, yes,

happy new year, happy new year, dimka, let's get it, ho, hey, and six ordinary guys, hey, sedskaya's tune, pashka's streak, yurka shearing the beams, the plaque gave away. raviki, oryol state university, rep, is young, what have you lost, obsessively, teams

are invited to the stage in order to see. first marks, welcome everyone, dear judges, maximum score - 5 points, your scores in order of performance of the teams, nuclear team, city of sosnovy bor, leningrad nuclear power plant. 5, 5, 5, 5, 4,4. team of the moscow aviation institute. 5, 5, 5, 5. flash royale rostov-nadon, all judges, 5 points, and your scores for the team are equal,

oryol state university, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 4, just a couple more times i ’ll turn to these people with a proud epithet that they will lose today. the current champions of the major league, the kvn team named after me, alya kokushkina and alexey shalnov , announce the results. thank you, valdis, atomic team 4.7, my team and my teammates 4.8, flash royale 5 points, exactly. ahead biathlon, the most unpredictable. game competition , i must say that all the teams that are now standing on stage won this competition at one time during the season, the first round of jokes, two for each team, let's go, they opened

a 5g boarding school in rovenki, now a difficult childhood flies by with great speed, new cigarette shaman, now with a button. clash royale, please, since a dog is man's best friend, the director of the kennel had a groomsman at the wedding . advertisement, country for sale in the center of italy, all amenities, bathroom, combined, consecrated by the pope. atomic team. we continue, from the eyes of the hairdressers, vitya understood that his temples would still be braids. a fisherman sees a fisherman from afar, so going to the toilet while fishing is not so easy,

moscow aviation, when an instagram woman sings in the shower, you can hear the water quietly whispering, shut up! striptease from the club was interrupted because the pole was suddenly heated, i have a feeling that these jokes weren’t enough for our jury, konstantin lvoevich, the decision is yours, let’s go for another round, two jokes each team, please, at the rovenkov championship in fighting without rules, a man with a saber lost to a sniper. it’s an open day at the rovenkovo ​​vocational school , if you want, you’ll be rushing around in all four directions. clash royale. the fisherman loved bdsm,

so before spitting on the worm, he hit it with a whip. only the curious sand gets into the swimming trunks. atomic team! the russian language teacher goes through three stages of alcoholic intoxication, accusative, instrumental and idative. the milling machine operator with three fingers has two very funny incidents in his life.

thanks, no, i understand, we look like one herd of some kind, but somehow, then i can also have two, don’t make it worse, it’s a new year, and you can have two, oh, thank you, congratulations, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, teska, that’s it,

let’s go, everyone a resident of ravenna has a piercing in her pub, because in our maternity hospital they tie it so tightly that it needs to be fastened somehow, zhen, you have two jokes, in zelenograd the birth rate has jumped sharply due to the fact that the pharmacist took it too literally. phrase , break through condoms, one more or will this be enough? no, better yet, one more, one more, i got the hint, a boy at school had these the problem is that the teacher asked to come not with the parents, with sergei lavrov, now there will be a solution, i don’t know, maybe he said he understood,

but the jury can’t figure it out based on one more shot, the very kambandean claphelin girl is poisoning with more jokes, she found the voice of the pilogea stuck button and she got sick. and you two are temporarily leaving us, my team and my peers, let’s support them with applause, flash royale, i ask elvira nabiulina to never have a headache after drinking alcohol, because she never lowers herself.

this is just a messy atomic action in the ldpr: bring three friends, you will be released from the ldpr, infinity is not the limit - said the saleswoman, re-sticking the expiration date. we like it, continue, sergei sobyanin’s children cannot find chocolate at home because their father constantly rearranges the bars. the driver of vladimir putin's limousine, no, no, but they will think that he is driving. won

rostov-nadona in biathlon. clash royal one point. atomic team 0.9. equal to mine and 0.8 points each. lyosha, alya. ask. average score for two competitions. atomic team my team.

ovsk aviation institute thanks the state corporation rostec, the entire large mayovskaya family, as well as all those who create the future with us. the kvn atomic team thanks the jsc-concern rosenergo atom in the person of its general director alexander viktorovich shutikov, as well as the director of the leningrad nuclear power plant, vladimir ivanovich pereguda. well, now the final story of the season of the twenty- third year will begin to happen before your eyes, the last competition, musical

homework, the leaders at the moment flash royale rostov are starting, i’ll have to. recently our team turned 10 years old and 10 years ago we won the university league of the southern federal university in rostov and one of the jury members said then. level of the major league final , then the boys in the dorm and i gave each other a word that if we ever get to the major league final, then well, even more so

, it’s risky to show something untested, so doctor, grandfather, i’m a grandson, enjoy watching . one day in rostov, my grandson, i am dying, fulfill my last wish, go to everest, how to get there, wait, what, hello, where, where, from, this moment, please remember, it is very important, there will be drama at the end. now there will be an original transition, doctor, how long does he have left? 80 days, around the world in 80 days.

okay, i'll go collect documents and apply for visas. 79 days have passed. i've got everything done. wait, wait, you deceived me. this is the best joke of that game, let's go! is this an arab village? no, welcome to france.

yes, writers, you brought me to the wrong place, i need everest, this is the top, but otherwise i would have immediately said, let’s go, look how many pyramids there are, yes, it’s like in russia in the nineties, but it’s still not everest, okay, i’ll ask the locals.

i'm screwed, i'm a local pharaoh, and this is... my priest, it's very nice, but i need a mountain, i don't understand anything, but i can show you the tomb of our king, it's interesting, but he's a communist, then it's not interesting, now we can go to everest , again not everest, so. i need a mountain, listen to the hoku, you will understand everything, you only know the sacred fuji, how many roads i have to go through in order to find it. now you try,

there’s noise around, so be it, don’t fuss, everything’s fine, now you understand everything, let's go , cool belly dance, no, i was just coughing, and who are you, i'm russian, where are you going, to the end, and who is this, this is a black russian, why is his blood from his father. yes, one modern joke, we came up with it behind the scenes, and i’m an evil raja, i used to be poor, but i rose

by sculpting houses out of clay, and you watch this on youtube, why did you come, i need to climb everest, how get there, tell me like a brother, brother, in general, listen, you can leave by train, but there are only... skilets, what kind of bollywood tickets are you going by on the roof of the train, you fight with the pakistanis along the way, but you can leave on a cow, what are you, a sacred cow, it cannot be limited in anything, oh, we also have it specialists, before it was possible to leave on elephants, but the evil saffron and his gang stole them all, hey, russian tourist, will you buy an elephant? our mayor said that soon

everyone will be riding elephants, well, that’s just words for now. ah, the place, lamb. how? now you'll get chapals, huh? well, let's go, drop already, there's another joke, yes, oh, damn it, i'm lactose intolerant. no need i still had cartridges, i don’t want

to be with people who live in their illusions, now you understand where we need to go, yes to great britain, by the way, i know a short way, from india to great britain, which one, to become a colony, but what great britain , i need the top of the world, but i would immediately say, let’s go. russian, i hate everything russian, vodka, balalaika and steven seagle, that’s it, i ’m tired of you, i’m going to everest alone, but i can go with you, leave me alone. grandfather, i told you

to listen to your heart, remember, at the beginning i talked about this moment, that’s it, this is the homework, well... well, it could have been pompous, but we decided from the heart, well, because probably each of you understood the meaning of this homework, each of you and i has a dream, like everest, but the path to everest is always great.

people whom we do not understand, people who live in their illusions, people who impose these illusions on them, but anyone who has climbed the mountains at least once knows that it is impossible to climb to the top alone with only a team. we walked towards our averest for 10 years and as i said

alexander vasilyevich svorov, any peak will be conquered sooner or later. and we trust alexander vasilyevich, and today all the teams will say goodbye, but we won’t say goodbye, because when people say goodbye, it’s immediately somehow sad, but we’ve been walking together for 10 years, and we’re one big happy family, so how. .. say simple boys from rostov, well, let’s not say goodbye, it belongs to me and just like me, my game, my game, it belongs to me and just like me, my game, for the team.

the game is over, now the waiting, waiting results and results, and the atomic team is the opposite, the musical homework scene is just coming out, let's go! and there is an opinion that our team made it to the finals only thanks to one person. sophie daxia!

don’t listen, that is, all this time you had a horse, well, yes, then why am i dragging this? the horse, it’s a pity, it can overstrain itself, lord, i could have become a champion without you,

anh, anyone can do it without us, you try with us. i also now have to pass the hf most difficult level, it’s doubtful, but okay, on new year’s eve more often than the front door only the refrigerator door opens, because both there and there a group gathers, which they see each other only once a year, keep moving, guys, please, as much as possible. kolya , put the salad in the refrigerator, oh my , someone else came, and i’m very sorry , allow me, let me in, where can i stand, who else are you, i’m a new experimental salad, well, go to the fourth row, why, well first they will unravel everyone, and i, and you will turn sour and die, kolya,

put the vodka in... the refrigerator: oh, let's leave, guys, why, i mean, why? she will be here anyway, but if she doesn’t fit, one of us will go to hang out on the balcony, four, what are you doing, well, people like it when i’m skinny, come in, dear guests, that’s it, i’m off, where are you going? , well, latecomers should be fined, sorry, sorry, does anyone know, no, she ’s normal, well, she’ll disturb me tomorrow, oh, ah, well, she’s good, well, maybe we can turn on the tv, so, where’s the remote control? wow, oh,

i put it there myself, i forgot. okay, soon the clock will all be on the table. why are you poor fellow, you’re the only one who’s not gone crazy here, i’m telling you i brought a friend, who is it? this is a finger, it’s here, it’ll sit with you for about 15 minutes until the ambulance arrives. he and i were just setting off fireworks together, and you’re really very experimental,

well, this is the finale of our finale, we need some hangers.

but any fairy tale ends; ours, too, in these last minutes at the ball, i just want to say thank you for what happened to us. anyuta, we have never done this, but know that you deserve it.

well, since this is the case, ksyusha, we have never done this either. but you deserve it too, we don't have flowers, just know that you deserve it too, well , let's go, no, anya, there is one more unfinished business, take it out, you've been pushing all season, and now it's our time, sit down, please, come on, guys, there is power, where am i with you, where are you taking me? well, where, to the christmas tree, guys, they don’t drag you to medals , you have to finish the medals, well, well, what do you

want then, well, i’m a girl, you already gave me flowers, so i want you to just take me for a ride, and then , and then... what will happen next is unclear, the kolen team is an atomic team, thank you. team on stage moscow aviation institute: my team, my team, my team, friends, finale, fairy tale time, in our musical homework, we decided to give you a real

new year's fairy tale "the nutcracker". the godfather is a bastard, i opened a beer again with me, but oh my, zhenya, damn it, what’s wrong, but they agreed that you weren’t going to play the nutcracker, why? yes because? not a nutcracker, but a scarecrow castle guard, standing from behind a two-meter fence, looking out, already all dried up, while he was waiting for the owners, because it was a bad idea from the very beginning, think about it panic will begin, people turn on the tv before the new year, and there is ballet, and in general this classical culture of yours is no longer interesting to anyone, who cares, i myself personally saw how in that line at the big guy

kicked a woman in the stomach, that in. ..karenina, where are you throwing yourself under the train? who is this? i, marie, am a little girl, a little girl, with this thyroid gland. why did you dress the guy in a dress? so, just in case , i'll play it safe. we, my team, are for traditional sex, so that a man, as they say, women, at night under the covers, but

just now... he held tezershu by the chest, damn, well , i don’t understand anything at all then, she herself said that she wasn’t offended, zhen, well, women, they’re like the state duma, they make all the important decisions, quietly, i need to get her back, my family is collapsing, well, it’s okay, the family is next year, while families can be destroyed, and in general it’s not the team’s fault that you’re a lustful brat, that’s it, let’s go ahead for medals.

shilkunchik, look, here are my toys, they will help us in the battle with the rat king. so, well, we’ve already finished playing with the snow maiden, thank you, you guess who, i’m in every yard in winter, a courier on a bicycle, which one? also a courier, well , these ones in big mittens, they still hold on to the steering wheel, but not for life, but who are you? i'm whose guardian angel? kseniy sobchak, i'm very tired! so, okay, that's it, guys, with this lineup we can't defeat the rat king, are there any more toys? there are three more, but they are in

my parents' bedroom. here you go, what the hell, you are not in the bedroom parents, we have a new year's fairy tale, that's it, let's go straight to the battle, now the nutcracker will fight the seven-headed rat king, gnaw them, the rats are running, the crowds are coming, they will defeat everyone, everyone... the rat king is coming ah! you can't defeat me, i'm not afraid of you, you 're not a paint king for me, you're a little worthless mouse, wait a minute, little mouse,

little mouse, what are you? “damn, fox, forgive me, i really don’t need anyone except you, but enough is enough, but as much as possible, you constantly offend her, fox, how can’t you see, he’s not worthy of you , who do you think deserves her, such as you, who loves her and is silent, why, oh, and you didn’t seem to notice how he looked at you, wait, you're a couple, who really needs you?"

lying, is it true? yes, it's true, i 've loved you all this time, i was just afraid to say it, it turns out that you were the one who clicked through everything, well, yes. and you cast a spell on me, ugh, did we look like this from the country for a whole year, you don’t like something, get out, shell, get out, actually, i love her, according to the script, yes, maybe it started according to the script, but during this time i i really fell in love with you, so i'm sorry. the boys don't apologize, it doesn't matter how you hit, it's important how you take the blow, first rule fight club, don't tell anyone about fight club, 100 points to gryffindor,

sand pit, two people, wrong, then you're eating a sandwich fyodor, you can't make it from cartoons, but that's enough, stop, turks, go, both of you, you've brought the woman down, and what happens, we came to kvn alone, we will leave alone, wait, you have a wife, right? yes, she left me, she says , i’m a sexist, she packed all her things, got into the car , somehow drove out of the yard, well, the woman is driving, it’s understandable, everything fell into place, we

’re gray mice again, and what are we going to do? , snow maiden, snow maiden, snow maiden. no, it’s not the same, it’s like blitney is sleeping , it’s like the same woman, but in my soul it’s already somehow rotten, but it seems normal, yeah, maybe it’s normal for you, i recently had an incident at work. in the sauna, i liked one, he got drunk, but still walked me to the car, fell asleep in a snowdrift, but he walked me through, because

no matter how bad you are, you can’t give up love. lesh, i’m sorry, you’re really cool, we’re just too different , oh well, i understand everything, besides, i think i found what i was looking for, beauty combined with the universal wisdom. lis, i understand that all our relationships were according to the script, but while we were playing, i really fell in love with you, and why was i silent because i was afraid that nothing would happen in real life... zhen, this is the finale, everyone here is afraid

that in real life nothing will work out, but don’t be afraid, zhen, come on in real life, happiness loves silence, here, yes, come on, what, guys, do you think this is enough to win, dmitry andreevich, why didn’t you understand, here is someone playing kvn. for the sake of awards, someone because he truly loves, and if you love, then you have already won, you and i met in kvn all season, then i realized that i was really in love, we kissed, and i realized then that i had found the half of myself on stage, they wanted to tell you for 2 years that we

can love, and not just sing, everyone is ready to give our hearts to you, today we want that love has won. all our lives we have been nutcrackers, strange, unsightly, unsure of ourselves, here we are, we stand, millions of people are watching us on the main channel of the country. kvn, thank you for breaking the spell.

and now we greet our peers with applause, oryol state university named after turgenev. i’ll sing you a song about our recreation center, he’s tired of it. you probably already, but today everything will happen, and our concert will end, a new line will begin, but for now we are happy to welcome you, we are happy to welcome you to the farewell concert of the ravenkovsky house of culture. the old chapel fell on the building,

broke through the roof, and created such a festive atmosphere. at such moments you want to remember the best moments. oh, how good dziuba was in that scandalous video. well, that’s not about that now. unfortunately, my co-host nikolai fell into the tar. at first we thought it was venom.

that’s right, there’s also today’s biathlon, right? kolya, bring peace! konstantin lovich, it’s time to put all the grievances, misunderstandings, phrases behind your back in the past, maybe you have something.

for what? i just want to indicate my strength in my resume, that’s it, konstantin lvoevich, if you’re ready to make peace, give me a little finger, you have a little finger, right? or do you have all index fingers straight? so what, maybe one more? no need, pasha, otherwise we’ll quarrel again, thank you, goodbye! so, i wonder, vika, what will we show next?

the number of the relocants that have been verified, so what? is there such a line in the song? of course he is, he's on the right track, good. and his path is clear, meet the team of those who left, but have already returned, there, dear lady, the plane of the company of relaxants landed at sheremetyevo airport, the nightingale was counting a song about happiness and love.

how is it that without them nothing has collapsed yet? oh, how i like you, oh-oh-oh-oh, and of course, everyone returned only because they missed their homeland, that’s it, that’s it, we don’t leave, we don’t disperse, we listen, we listen further, with such a new year, so that. i understand everything, here we just need a funny song, so yeah, vika, announce it, and the only way to outdo a rock concert in terms of energy is happy new

year greetings after 12, oh my, i forgot to call the gossips. gala, i congratulate you on the new year, i also wish you happiness, joy, you too, more money and health to you, wait, my son, he’ll congratulate you now, i won’t congratulate anyone, i, this is your dear aunt, i it's not once in a lifetime i saw, pull me away from her, yes, i and you, thank you, for now, yes, i said, i’m calling you, happy new year, happy new happiness, so, vic, what

are we going to show next? guys, we won’t show it any further, just like that, we’ve run out of jokes , we don’t have many left, look, he’s still mocking, it’s like that, but just like that, somehow they didn’t calculate it, another 30 penalties at the biathlon two pieces each, well , we’ve run out of jokes, and we all still have dancing, yes, well, the finale, brothers, so come on,

that’s it, that’s it now. well, young people, everything works out, acidify it properly, and what is this? and that’s it, our last minute has passed. team, let's quickly, literally according to the proposal, who has what on their mind? valdez, is that you? multiple champion of the major league, but why do you need this? why do i need this? because twice in my life i have to

prove that i come in peace, that this is really my phone, fucking face id! lech, what do you say? and what to say? i’m 35 years old and i’m a quen, before all my friends laughed at me. and now i’m standing here, the whole country is laughing. it's not for nothing that we took the song from the film carnival night, well, because this is the best movie about a provincial cultural center. well, our cultural center has its own song. it’s strange to fly, to deceive yourself when all the dots are in place. places for the mare to disappear again and different feelings

to be divided into halves, it seems everything is changing, there are no longer high dreams for us, youth does not return, but you and i gave it away to kav. take it as a souvenir of what happened between us, and what was not washed away, god, take it, take it in your house, keep the bolts close, extended it to an upside-down world, but yes, and finally understand, what do you want from me, what do you want? oryol state university, rap, chus, everything.

that's all every team had to say this season. marvelous. in the twenty -third season, now we will sum up the results, very soon we will find out the name of this year's champion team, all teams are invited to the stage, the buzykins regularly go to zhulebin, exchange partners, we could do that too, that yes, i

remember, today anniversary, will you give me this evening, bobby is dead, i’m not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i'm afraid of ruining it. good evening , i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s push it, i’m coming to you , what’s this, a tightening, a belarusian tightening, it pulls in the stomach, it’s warm, comfortable, no one wants me, the psychotherapists want you, new year’s adventure, premiere , on the first of january, i’ll keep the slippers as a souvenir,

mancacher whiskey is a product of stellar gruup, i’ll be useful, and you’ll be pleasant, that is, or and then it will change, yes, what’s wrong with mayonnaise, it’s better to drink low-fat kefir , you are so... you are ahead of everyone, this year i reserved a role for myself, it is small, the queen is deep.

there is santa claus for children, and there is baba frost, a custom song in general, yes, many fashion brands go into the metaverse, to your home, the new year has gathered like one vakzhal, send it. i'm on my way wonderful, and now about the intrigue that today will remain until the very last moment, now our jury members will add to the evaluation protocols that they assign to each of

the teams, after which the jury members will say their words and we will announce.

we saw it, but it seems to me that no neural network, of course, can replace our real human family, so in 2023 we chose, in fact, our own, real, native, and kvn has always been about this, it turns out that we choose kvn, and i want to sing a few words from my favorite song: it will be a good year for the baker, until everything passes, well, everything will pass, this too will pass, and we will remain, yes, long live kvn, happy new year country, mitya khrustav, good evening, friends, good evening, flash royale, thank you for the first half of the game, atomic team,

not that... guys, thank you, it was beautiful, it was funny, it was nice, thank you very much, vadim golygin, good evening, i can say that today is a big game, a big hall, a big event, and i imagine, how exciting it is for everyone standing. on this stage, everyone followed their line, so to speak, everyone showed that kvn for which we love these teams, everyone was original and tried, let’s say, to show their best, but you understand that here’s to the final, to today day - the best was slowly ending, therefore, not everyone had enough, let’s say, strength, i can note that i always say and once again, the insidiousness of biathlon, you need

to prepare for all competitions. the hall is full, everyone is in a good mood, which is what i wish for everyone, a good new year's mood, but what's done is done, thank you for playing, thank you very much, applause. happy new year everyone, now a large number of people are watching us, i also thought about what to say, talk about the game or say some general words, but i would like

to say a little about the game, yes, well, what can i say, we oversnotted, i thought , i thought about this verb for a long time, but we oversnotted, it’s just that in the finale we still want to laugh, laugh at some number... throw it around and so on, that is, you wanted right from us get all this soul, please , next season i appeal to the teams that will come, guys, we need humor, real, honest, funny, for myself personally i will mention one team that sincerely touched me, i watched and watched the whole season on tv, behind her and was not her at all. but today her tuning fork, her swing , from humor, from something funny to something touching, were brighter than everyone else’s, this is flash royal, wishes,

wishes to everyone in the hall and especially to the teams standing on stage, let everyone of you will reach your everest, well, in your case, to konstantin lvovich everest. thank you everyone, happy new year, kvn, thank you! the highest, highest height on television has just been named, it is to this peak that we give the floor to konstantin ernst, please! with coming! now we will find out the name of the winner, well, i won’t say anything about kvn today. i will take this opportunity and want to congratulate the viewers of the first channel, and this is all of russia, on the new year, to wish that in the coming

year we will all be winners, at the final of the twenty-fourth year there were boys sitting in this hall who, in fact, are now ensuring this victory for us. happy new year, guys! and now, dear friends, the final result of the game, the kvn team takes fourth place, we don’t have a fourth place, the bronze medalist season.

happy new year. hello country. hello country. we wish you all the best for the new year. be strong and never give up. to be the most needed, the most important. and we, country, love you. the most important thing is to live in a world of harmony. we need to understand and hear each other. when the chimes strike, i eat 12 grapes so that all my wishes come true. i want to wish our country. prosperity of wealth and so that everyone flies into space, only in further development, success, good luck, become stronger, become more beautiful, and so that people i wanted... to live in our country, and we love

our russia, we love our russia, oh, hello! we decided to start celebrating the new year a day earlier, all because there is so much good music in our country that it’s simply unrealistic to fit it into one new year’s eve, so welcome to the very first new year, come on in!

to this new oak tree, we will all be lucky , i will find pure love under the tree, the holiday will take us away, away from all worries, the old year has passed, and this too will pass in this new year, we will all be lucky, i will find pure love on the rise, bring a holiday. yes, for all the worries, the old year has passed, it will also pass nearby, the most magical day of the year, i don’t need anyone’s gifts, because i myself can already become the best in tsantai, to all my brothers, fireworks are flying into the sky, where is my favorite salad, us?

mom calls me to the table, i’ll make a wish so that everyone’s wishes come true, but i have a lot, so in jackets, looking for a gift with my little girl, baby, and for grandfather, give me some little bells, give me what you’re hiding under the christmas tree, garlands of diamonds hanging on a t-shirt, in green piles in my hands, your love warms me, so winter in butterflies are warming in your stomach, call me tostro, i raised the dose for all my boys, everything is very... not simple, we are already a star, space is not so high, family make a wish, i have to fulfill everything, this sparkler, let it burn like this year and sit another, in this new year we will all be lucky, i will find a lift, pure love, the holiday will take away, in the hall from all worries, the old year has passed, and this one will also pass in this new year. we will all be lucky, i

will find pure love under the tree, the holiday will take away, distance for all worries, the old year has passed, and this too will pass, and hello everyone, guys, you can already hear the chimes, i’m flying in like santa, shining like a garland , what’s in the boxes, these are gifts, what’s under the tree, it’s a lamba, mom is preparing nazik salad, i’m santa claus, but i’m not... egorka, we the whole gang of you guys, happy new year, this new year we will all be lucky, i will find a lift, pure love, the holiday brings, lies to everyone. the old year has passed, and this

too will pass, in this new year we will all be lucky, i will find pure love as a mark, it brings a holiday, give everyone a castle, the old year has passed, and this too will pass. we asked ourselves: why are new year 's parties called modestly, lights, because a real new year's party should be just fire, fire is beautiful, fire is warmth, it's bright, and now the name of ours is unformed.

look there it began, dear friends , happy new year, may your soul be comfortably warm, the most important thing is that you and i never have a heartache,

you could, i could, but there is too much, too much, too much in this story a lot, a lot, but too much, but too much, but if they weren’t, if they weren’t, if they weren’t, then they certainly weren’t

were, wouldn't, wouldn't , wouldn't, wouldn't be, wasn't, weren't, snebs, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't be, too , as long as i...

we're having noisy fun at our new year's party, somewhere nearby the trio of producers consisting of bast and yegor grid retired. and anton pelyaev, they have an important mission - to prepare the main collab of the new year for our fire award, we have the opportunity to peep what is going on there, well , a song was born in the forest, a small christmas tree is cold, a song about a christmas tree, a christmas tree, here good, easy to do if you took it make it musically differently. and what to do it just like you do it’s cool

just let the orchestra play the orchestra we just like we usually do we i call the orchestra and say you can play cool be people yes let’s do it without this they do it damn good idea it’s cool and simple yes it ’s simple here there is no need to sing anything there, we’ll just use frank’s senators system.

at night at varoya, there is light, it won’t dawn, it won’t get light, i’ll come someday, well, yes, i’ll come to hell. i don’t know why i’m flying, where is it, my string, what's calling? sabui minha tuda, desabili tuda,

triljubidi tura, genišmeli, tuda, niku da, ni guda, totan gya totanka totale. from me to bor, a long road, on a long

journey, buying up cargo, you and i carried there, just there, like a pill. where they forgot to where they loved τοτα και '

this is a reward for you for the fact that you, together with vasya , sing the song, don’t get sick, treat us, so this reward is for the prevention of seasonal diseases o'. we treat, we treat the population of our country with fire, with fire, and we trim with fire, by the way, i’ll save mine for the end of the evening hairstyle, me. the wind of its changes , carries you away, without leaving me even a shadow in the place, and he won’t ask, maybe i want to fly away from my feet, yellow autumn leaves, a bird behind a blue dream, call me with you,

no, don’t follow me on these streets , it’s very dark and dangerous, there’s no need to follow someone who always runs red, i know that it will be better this way, even though you don’t agree with me, the bird is now free, but wants to go back into the cage,

if we lose our memory, we’ll start again we will choose each other, don’t love me, don’t look for me.

i associate it with the new year, very there are a lot of new year’s songs, but for some reason i have all these songs, but it’s possible, i don’t like these songs that are deliberately new year’s, deliberately festive, i like it, because of the irony of fate, that is, there are such songs in them there is nothing about new year, just, well, of course, a legendary song, but new year is coming to us. it’s snowing, it’s snowing, everything around is waiting for something under this snow, the snow will calm down, i want

to say. everyone, my most important person, look with me at this snow, it is pure , like what i am silent about, what i want to say, who to me brought my love, probably a good day. frost , when i look out the window with you, i thank the snow, it’s snowing, it’s snowing, everything flickers and floats because you’re in my destiny, thank

you in the dream, it’s snowing, it’s snowing, everything flickers and floats because you’re my. and thank you fate, snow to you. anton, anton, anton, anton, wait, wait, leave me alone, leave me alone from the pipe, by the way, have you ever had your lips

stick to the pipe in the cold, literally before a performance.