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tv   PODKAST  1TV  December 31, 2023 2:00am-2:51am MSK

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maros and the sun, well, then, what went silent,
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the frost, the sun, well, anastasia pavlovna, what, have you ever been to kazan? no, then why does my mother say that you are an orphan from kazan? well, you know, this is an expression, this is what they say about a person who... “there are no relatives, my mother died, i have no one except her, and my father also died, i don’t know, i’ve never seen him like this , well, you see, listen, dimindeev, why did you come here, ask questions, read the poem, frost, sun, day, so, day, that’s what day it is today 31
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december, this is the number, and what a day, outside the windows , what a day, a good one, that’s right, just not good, but a wonderful one, come on, what are you doing, what are you dozing, lovely friend, that’s how you are now, it’s day, just you're not dozing, you're just sleeping, have you learned or haven't you learned? learned, then read, so, come on together, it’s time, beauty, wake up, wake up, open your silent eyes, open, towards the morning aurora, the star of the north, which is clearer, appear. “show up, well, you see,
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you can, whenever you want, go and please your parents, say, i gave you a c, give some potions from me, happy new year, put on your hat, thank you!" diöter mikhailovich, i ran with the coming year, thank you also, key.
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anastasia, they forgot the briefcase, thank you.
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happy new year anastasia
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. nastya, they are reproaching, as they say, from the entrance, what's the hurry, what's the hurry, we're saying five until we get there at 6, we still need to buy gifts for everyone, and then you look back and forth it's already 12, nastya, uh-huh, i'm thinking maybe i should put on a tie, i took yana fedka , uh-huh, whoa, maybe... we won’t go, if we don’t go, what are you talking about, just don’t be angry, i’m telling all my relatives on purpose i’ve gathered to look at you, but you’re not going, why look at me, like why, are you my fiancée or not, fiancée, maybe you
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’re not going to marry me, i’m going to, well then let’s go, you love me, that has to do with it, well, i love , obligatory. “i love you, then let’s stay, come on, nastya, why sit here , the tv doesn’t work here, and there they decorated the christmas tree, they prepared the table for 3 days, but here, there’s not even champagne, i have a christmas tree. it’s true, it’s plastic, i bought champagne , i see, this is our first new year, so here we are let's meet the two of us as a family, and tomorrow
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we'll go, where, where, where, for champagne, stop, now go, allah! kolya, you’ve already condescended, come in.
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hello to those entering, you too, this is for you. thank you, goodbye,
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excuse me, who are you? didn’t i say that? no, i... i'm about, about this letter in the newspaper. i'm pavel, i didn't take the money, i say, i didn't take the money, nikolai, pavelovich, my father. nastya,
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maybe you can have a minute, just a minute, excuse me, i’ll be there now. greatest hits of the past decade the best day came last night too lazy to go stayed until morning upward of the year to raise for you, motherland, mother , we will stand for you until the end, motherland, motherland , pestilence, sontsa zatmarama.
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the first night of the year is on the first, darling, come here, why are you distracting me, he’s not doing well, baba frost, please make our mother happy, she’s working, when are you... be about baba frost, have you heard, let’s sign, my mother
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is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, well , it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband , our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my form? it will work out, baba , excuse me, please, did you order the snow maiden? yes, i know, today there are a lot of things, everyone believes in santa claus, but no one knows about women frost, i will work with large masks, but without fighting, they will succeed, so it’s frost? and the secret of the new year, the premiere on january 7
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at the first, who is the father, where did he come from, he read the letter, what a letter, mom’s not sent, you said it had no address, kolya, i sent it to the newspaper , you published it, why, don’t you understand why, kolya, there isn’t even a last name there, just one name, pavel and pavel, well, what does this prove, there is...
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more tea, yes , thank you. i think i'll go, forgive me, i've been waiting for your letter.
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true, but i wrote as soon as i read the letter in this newspaper, then i read it and tore it up , i thought why should i be happy after so many years, i decided to come, i didn’t want to bother you, i thought i’ll just see i’m leaving, but when i saw you there near the school , you are so they look like galya, i realized that i can’t just leave here, it’s stupid, right? “no, this, this is not stupid at all, if you knew how worried i was, suddenly they won’t print it, you won’t read it, but maybe you have a happy family, children, don’t worry, i don’t have anyone,
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imagine: sochi, the sea , palm trees, as i remember now, i was wearing white canvas trousers, the exact same white jacket that you tore when you climbed over the fence to pick up flowers, how do you know, a letter, did n’t your mother really tell you anything about me, she joked as a child that on the...
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become the wife of a circus performer, live in a cramped trailer, move from city to city, what are you, a circus performer , a magician, real, real, though now retired. nikolai, my fiancé, pavel, is it possible without a middle name, nastya, i forgot the money, i’ll go
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buy champagne, on this occasion, it’s not every day that fathers show up, well... well, they come, well, i’m off, stop, now go, maybe go to my dear ones, and at the same time you’ll get to know each other, you’re a father after all, well, let’s go about... how inconvenient, what ’s inconvenient, don’t shout, but i don’t shout, i see i'd like to talk to you, i haven't seen you for so many years, well, tell me your whole life is ahead of you, today is the new year, you yourself spoke in a family way, but i don't seem to be suited for such an occasion, but i 'll give you a tie, i have them a dozen, well, we
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’ll go empty-handed, well, why go empty-handed, you get dressed up for now, and i’ll drive you to the witches.
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thank you, i’ve already forgotten what a truly lined shirt looks like, and i haven’t learned how to tie a tie like that, you’re so handsome, what? you are the second person in my life who says this? mom was the first, what's wrong with you? i upset you? it’s okay, it’s just me, i’ve just been waiting for you for a very long time.
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happy new year, this is house 11, 11, you, nastya, nastya! “hello, daughter, as they say, we met , and weren’t you expecting it, or aren’t you happy, but i can tell you, across half the country, kazakhstan itself, first by plane, then by train, then by two hitches. maybe you didn’t you receive my telegram? no, here they give it, well, yes, it’s the new year,
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this is for you, well, on this occasion, let’s. pavel andreevich koveshnikov, cosmonaut pilot, retired lieutenant colonel, nastya’s father, maybe right away. i love you in a simple way , a colleague or a relative, this is my father, i don’t
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understand, there’s a problem, what a problem, you, nastya, nastya, this letter , you sent it to the newspaper, i asked for a response, i asked, i left the address, i left it, so here it is he is me, pavel andreevich koveshnikov, cosmonaut pilot, retired lieutenant colonel, your father, pavel, pavel, my father, your father, just a minute. there ’s some kind of misunderstanding here, of course, you ’ve probably got something mixed up, no, first of all, stop poking me, it’s my fault, secondly, i’m also pavel, pavel otfevich brumi, i’m a magician
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and, by the way, an honored cultural worker, let’s say, thirdly, i didn’t mess anything up, 29 years ago, now 29 , will be, will be, will be, will be, will be, that’s 29 years ago , july 14, in a sunny boarding house, i met a charming woman. well, to your office, i will also answer you with the office, we open my military id and read the entry dated july 2, 1900. 68, we open, open, open, read, the tinting flight of ingenuity shown in an emergency situation has been successfully completed award captain kovezhnikov pa. a sign
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of excellent combat political training and grant him extraordinary leave for a period of 3 weeks and the signature of colonel dvoinikov, please, and that it’s already the 4th of july in white canvas trousers and the same white jacket. i sat on the balcony of my room in the sunny boarding house and ate iskima for 11 beds, which is recorded in my resort book, i can show you, and in the evening of the same day i danced tango, the most beautiful girl on the entire coast, her name was galya, it was yours mother. husband, groom, kolya, come on, groom
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, let’s meet, pavel andreevich, koveshnikov, cosmonaut pilot, retired colonel, as they say, your future father-in-law, who, father-in-law, what’s going on here, and this is kolya, who is this? this is pavel, another one, come on, throw on a fur coat, kulya, i say, throw it on,
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but not here. please, i ’ll explain everything to you now, let me explain, i’m waiting , you know, he also read the letter and also claims that he is your father, yes, and you believe him, well, everything agrees with him too, that everything, everything, here, i'm showing you, black it’s written in white, dear pavel, it’s me, one , the boarding house is sunny, but that’s understandable, two , now the embankment, we went out one evening , stood there, a large sailboat sailed past, three, jacket, white, five, which was blown away, by the way , i haven’t seen your documents yet, but understand, it’s impossible to find a person just by name, and it’s impossible to remember all these details for 30 years, but they were in love, who, mother, father, 30 years have passed, you understand that, kolya , that you love me? this has to do with it,
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well, i love, i’m deprived, i love, it means that if i don’t i’ll marry you, in 30 years you won’t even remember about me, how you looked after me, how on september 3rd you entered the classroom through the window, kissed me and the children shouted hurray, this is a completely different matter, no, kolya, not another, i don’t know which of them is my father, but i feel that both are telling the truth, nastya, i’m cold, kolya. uh, fathers , come on, that's enough, let's go, i just didn't have enough slaughter here, roll out into the street and fight there, i'm not going anywhere, and i'm not going to , maybe it can help you, coolie, don't, shut up, no, you saw, they won’t leave, who called you here, they’ve been fussing around somewhere for 30 years, and now
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it’s like... two jacks out of the box, here you are, stop it, what’s wrong, why are you staring, kolya, shut up , let him say, come on, finish off, son, you’re asking, you called me here, nastya called me, so... you judge me, it’s not for you to decide, you weren’t even around when i played volleyball with yura gagarin, and if i’m guilty of anything to my daughter, it’s that i didn’t receive that letter, then 30 years ago. you're just
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tell me i'll leave. allow. here it is, i came from a good fairy tale, to start dancing games, to start bleeding, friendly to the average new
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year, for the sake of the holiday i have something in store for you, after all, what are you doing? from the french court to you from the bouvrik dora, to sing beer with dryers, it will be with socks, and you will sit high, look far away, oops, but you have no appetite, and whoever has no appetite, eat, green, streptocyte, and your appetite will return. and this is what
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i found out for you, father.
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in short, i take a taxi back to the boarding house, i say, your girl was vacationing here, gali, gali, well, there’s this red-faced administrator sitting there, he says, we’re not address bureaus here, deal with your own, in short, i dealt with him, i showed him between the eyes. then, as luck would have it, the police released me only 2 days later, when i got to the port they told me: that’s it, your white ship has left,
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what’s it like to be late for your ship, you know, they wrote me off for such things, and then i got a job as a cook on a seiner . didn't gallit tell you anything about me? i knew so, but i thought that i just didn’t come. temendeev, what do you need, this is for you, your mother told you to congratulate you on the new year and say thank you for the three, that this is a cake, although i fell a little, you are slipping there
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, here are candles for it, and they also say that your dad has come to see you, i came in to take a look, it’s still interesting. so which one is dad? i, i'd better come by tomorrow. does everything match with your photos? did you show them the photo? no, don’t any of you have a photograph of your mother? here we are...
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kulya, i completely forgot. did you take them away? where did i take them? to the district center? for what? enlarge make mother's portrait. when? well, it’s better for you to know when you took them away, got on your tractor and took them away. do you remember? well, well, go and bring them. back, that right now, well, yes,
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it’s not far from here, not far, well , bring it, then i’ll go, go. also give to a person who has everything, this is caucasian energy, which should always be there, on the head, no, no, no, like this , like this, like this. nikolai
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tsyskaridze’s anniversary is december 31, on the first, can you imagine, the buzykins regularly go to zhulebina to exchange partners, but that would also be the case could, that yes, i remember, today is the anniversary , you will give me this evening, bobby, i’m dead, i ’m not going anywhere... i’m going, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid of ruining them, good evening, i wanted to warn you, he’s it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s launch it with a pusher, i ’m coming to you, what’s this, a tightening, a belarusian tightening, it tightens the stomach, it’s warm, comfortable. nobody wants me, psychotherapists
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want you, new year's adventure, premiere on january 1st, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir.
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somehow i don’t remember your last name in which in what year, by the way, i’ll ask you not to poke me, you love in a simple way, you said it yourself, your face is familiar to me, it wasn’t you who amused the people in the novorossiysk tavern, that in my opinion you were showing a trick, you’re a magician, honored cultural worker. are there not enough magicians in the world? dastyush, i would like to wash off the road , of course, i’ll give you a towel now, by the way, dear, you kept saying about documents, here’s my document, nothing can erase
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it, here you have the sea, here you have palm trees, here you have galya, that’s it . wait a minute, but it says gagra 69, so what? yes, the fact that it was not in gagra, in sochi, galileo and i met in sochi, you, maybe in sochi, and i in gagra, and you? yeah, from 4:07 to 24:07 1969 , sunny boarding house, yalda city, i knew, i felt, i felt, nastya, now you believe me,
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now you understand who your father is, it was in sochi, i’m with i met your mother in sochi, she was on vacation in sochi. i don’t know, but i brought you a christmas tree, my god, kolya, where were you at the bryce center, where did you get so drunk? photo studio, you sent me there yourself, i sent it, they asked me to pass it on, they asked me to pass it on, there are no photographs, they will be later, but you sister...
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are free, you can walk with me here two houses away, i argued with the witch that i have three tesyas, but he doesn’t believe me, i tell him , let’s go, i’ll show you, so that you and i can even earn money, kulya, why should we drive somewhere to the district center again? “but i almost believed you, they sent you, and you, santa claus, also cried very vitally, he doesn’t
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drink at all, you are good guys, but only two of you will die. kolya, you don’t understand, the main thing is, they understood me, they decided to build a dacha here for themselves, of course, what else is needed in old age, yes, fathers, kolya, come out, come out, please put yourself in order, and put the tree back in its place, i didn’t tell any of you. come out, she told me, i’ll go out, but will i come in later? this is a big question.
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you think so too, i think, i think, what am i going to feed you, i have nothing, like nothing.
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well, your newspaper found me all the way in japan in yakahama, thanks to the guys, we chipped in for a ticket on a plane to vladivostok, but otherwise further on it was white equipment that you were crying from the onion, but i didn’t have mucus, you know, i cried everything out, i did the math and gasped, for my life, i cleaned and cut. 17 tons of onions, how much, how much, 17 tons, that’s how much the first stage of the launch vehicle weighs
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, don’t lie to me, don’t eavesdrop on the koveshnikov singing, take an example from brumel, oh, by the way, i also have something, chemical nutrition , ukrainian borscht, beef stroganoff, kiev cutlets, marmalade in chocolate, before this mask just seal the windows, today we have a festive new year's menu, snacks, chilled mussel with lemon sauce, poultry fondue with pineapple and paprika sauce, hot fish and bacon, southern french chicken, as well as dessert, cocktails... pineapple glaze pancakes with orange syrup, any questions, from what we 've been fattening up like this in the navy since today
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, bros, can i have some marmalade, of course, nastya, i don't recommend this to you, listen, brules, why don't you eat everything, and you hang up your balls, and hang them up, i hang them up, hang it up, i hang it up, here it is. eat it, daughter, while it's still in your hands it’s cooked, will it really work , you’ll offend, well, of course, it’s not hanging balls and not whittling onions, but with technology i’m on to you, nast, where is the salt here in our house, and now, thank you, where is the garland in our house? and now. can i help you?

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