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tv   Sluzhebnii roman  1TV  December 31, 2023 10:15am-12:01pm MSK

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attention, get ready, let's go.
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along the steep banks, the volgarechka flows, for us, petya mukin is swimming, it’s still a river, and why did you jump over it, you couldn’t ford, like all people do, well, ford, i thought about the distance.
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distance, world record, jump over a non-agara, oh well, oh well, oh you, son of the regiment, you were a boy, at the front, you showed miracles, that you are now confused, well, who is at the front, at the front, oh, that was the case, now fyodorich, you’re all on land, and i’m still on the water, so i got the job, then let’s go in plavna for two months and goodbye, love, we are leaving the city tomorrow we are leaving for the sea and early , well, have you decided whether you will stay with us or not , i don’t know petya, i’ll work for a year, i’ll take a closer look , we’ll see if we need a wife, and so on, they really say about you that you you’re courting a girl, give me the key, but don’t let me introduce you to your senior comrade commander, so to speak, did you come or something, i don’t have time now, why do you have her? employee,
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or something, oh well, well, you're laughing, i wanted to get some more advice, not a word, yes, i see at all. let's come to my place and have some tea, no , thank you, i have to go home, and you have a hostess, but the owner of the soul is a man, let's go, no , goodbye, i don't have time, thank you, goodbye, first of all, understand what it is marriage, marriage is a secret conspiracy of women against men, it is war. you can’t get by on beauty alone, yes, yes,
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beauty helps you out there in card de ballet, but here it’s a completely different matter, oh, fyodor nikolaevich, this is a most educated person. and you, and what am i, and what am i, and what am i, could enroll in a course on current politics, what are you, you are politically, completely out of context, you cannot support elementary conversations, say, what is happening now in greece, in china or on these, on this in this, in indo brazil, indo brazil, or on these islands, as they are called, you don’t know, thousands of questions, standing like a shadow, mom, what kind of expression is that to talk about, father, he’s a nervous, elderly
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man, but could you take an example from him? thank you, thank you, smoke, no, they are all sawmills at home, fyodor nikolaevich, a coffee for company, thank you, marya mikhailovna, i already
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drank, by the way, you won’t mind if i this photo of olechka at her previous weight, please let it hang. from three to five, strange, excuse me, please, i was crazy, or what?
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comrade director, comrade director, hello, god. where, let me go, don’t disturb me, what are you, home, push, back, home, push, back, where, home, home, no need, that’s it, calm, you can
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go out. you can’t breathe dough in the cashier’s office, and i see, five people from the accounting department, the full meskom, the hr department, and the rest, and you, comrade director, were breathing calmly here, sitting in my cashier’s office, instead of how to mobilize the head of enterprises to lead the masses, i’m killing a predator, yes, lenochka, little dot, where were you, mom, he listened to me, who is he, pursh, i drove him. him, lenochka, how many times have i asked you , get away from the tigers, quit this job, frantsova, come
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here, and where is my vasya, vasya, vasya, and, what vasya, feraf ilyich, my vasya, what vasya, they ate him, yes, don’t be stupid, it would have been, i don’t know, there are shoes, a button, no, no, you don’t know him, let’s go, let’s go.
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mancacher whiskey is a product of stellor group,
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good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i ’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you. i flew to you as if to confession, i love the little walls, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, everything is forever, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, we have from me, we have from me, the ringing snow far away, three white horses, oh, three white horses. our new year,
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a big festive concert, january 1st on the first, vasya, my heart, where are you, nikita! calm down, there is at least one living soul here, i’m alive, marya ivanovna, my dear, where is vasya, vasya, where is the tiger, cages, cages, dear, dear, well, give him something hot, tea or something, he’s completely cold, vasily vasilivich. “vasily vasilyevich, vasily vasilyevich, you
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stomp, stomp, mainly, i didn’t know that this refrigerator opens from the outside , it’s a disgrace, kazimir almazov spits on the public, on labor discipline, that it was your respected daughter who closed the cage after cleaning, it’s not true, this you didn’t lock it.” shut up, i spoiled the girl, you think i don’t know how you are you train her, ha, the seer opened courses at the stables, but i teach, and not only her, so what’s wrong, comrade director. i’m learning, yes , i’m learning, wait varontsova, wait , what about you, comrades almazy, every time you have one thing or another, it’s always not you who are to blame, but for some reason the technical staff, i’ll have to report this to the main circus department , as many as you like, diamonds are an attraction, this is a name, a poster, an audience, a box office , oh, you don’t like me, well, yes, you believe, this is
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a girl, not me, please, please, you mean, you'll pretend to be a trainer... i'll kick you out, don't forget who you are, a cleaning lady, everything's close, i'll let me near the beast , i forbid it, ah-ah-ah, okay, comrades, go, work, we'll figure it out, and comrade ermalayev, hello , well, i must admit, i’m looking forward to seeing you, and you know, i ’ve been here for a long time, yes, yes, well, but nevertheless, i ask you to come to my office, please, please, i ask you... thank you , i hope he was alone, i saw four on the poster, please come in, oh, well, day, thank you, how
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can i be of assistance, nikita antonovich, you see comrade director, i... are busy right now, nikita antonovich, but there are moments when a person’s biography is decided, i demand, comrade director, that my daughter immediately submit an application to leave the circus, mom, i still won’t do it, nikita antonovich, i ask you, well, you understand, nikita antonovich, i can’t live without the circus,
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i can’t get away from the animals, well, you just know everything, she doesn’t know yet. what is it, kadimir almazov? why are you silent? emmy, nikita antonovich, emmy stepanovna, don’t cry urontsova, emmy stepanovna, we will definitely we'll sort this out, but i'm busy right now. nikita antonovich, please, i beg you. no , don’t be surprised, nikolaevich, she wasn’t always a cashier, this is an old circus family, he ’s a former clown, yeah, yeah, and she, oh, it was a number, maybe seen in childhood, mademoiselle emmy saltorina, high school of horse riding, no, i didn’t have to, nikita antanovich, i ’m far from the circus, my field is the highest school
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of high-riding, that’s why i invited you, you can imagine the poster. he's on a motorcycle, no, why, fedor germalaev, a flying motorcyclist, it’s me, niki antonovich has seen something like this, no, no, well , you’re a brave man, a virtuoso motorcyclist, so i have one idea, please, you ugly guy, that’s all, you ugly guy, just tell me , well, why did you go to the director, well, why, well, you don’t like the insertion, of course, or maybe you don’t have the conditions for work, no, yes, the regional office burst in, why, well, into the accounting department, why did you go into the accounting department, what are you lost there, you fool, that’s all, you’re silent, now you’re walking around, feeling guilty yours, of course, and you are my dear,
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drink some water, calm down, little fool, oh, you are my dear. all the best, goodbye, where is the report, my report? report, brute, brute, report, report , come on, report, report, karol,
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well, well, that means this is where your ideas lie, well, as you like. just a minute, fyodor nikolayevich, again, it seems like something happened , that’s it, an elephant, like an elephant, ran away, went crazy, worse, ate the quarterly countdown, wow , my god, it’s like this all the time, one thing or another, no, don’t think, fyodor nikolaevich, this is not every day with us, and in general it’s nonsense, nice nonsense, think, fyodor nikolaevich, what a countdown, penny for penny, a whole month of work for the entire accounting department, and you are also good, ferafech. that the elephant keeper showed up with a quarterly countdown, that they brought it to the elephant for his signature, or what? yes , yes, listen, you can send him to the clinic , do a gastric lavage, there is an x-ray , x-ray, my god, my god, well, well,
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well, spherd nikolaevich, let's get back to our business, so what will be your answer, well nikiz antonovich, your idea is, of course, very interesting, and what you said, and what i saw today, that’s all, of course. very interesting, but yes, but what is stopping you, quit the sport , why should you quit the sport, understand, fedor nikolaevich, with your number you will promote the unlimited possibilities of motorsports, strength, will, courage, we will put you on the conveyor belt, what where, where, i say, let’s include it in the conveyor belt, well, this is central asia, the caucasus, orekhova, zueva, nautai, yes, well, yes, of course, right? i’ll tell you frankly, nikita antonovich, why did you embarrass me? yes, it really hurts, a sharp turn in life. think it's worthwhile before
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dates. yes, that’s right, the mother says, go away, leave the circus, len, why do you need it, well, today the tiger broke out, and tomorrow the elephant will step on his foot. exactly, you know, it was only like that in the old days, but if the father and mother are circus performers, then the child has the same path in style. well now, why think about it, alena, wherever you want, eh, but frankly, alena, you should come to our water transport, there are so many good girls swimming, well, again the guy is nearby, of course , it doesn’t matter to you, yes, that you are silent, well how easy it is for you to talk, petya, leave the circus, leave. circus, that's why i have to leave, so tell me why? yes, this casimir in patent leather boots , in buttforts, is mocking you, well, enough in these, well, lena
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, these tigers will eat you with these horses, well , fine, petya, so let them eat me, but i will still achieve my goal, but if the goal in front of a person is clear, he will achieve his goal anyway, but if i don’t achieve it, then let the tigers eat me, so you know, right into pieces of me like that... you know, i’ll stop these jokes, i understand, i already have it the heart is torn what year, well, i’m silent, i’m silent, ren, let’s go for a boat ride, the moon, well, all that, no, petya, i’m not going to go for a boat ride, well, let’s go. too, no, i don’t want to go home, but it’s already getting dark, lenya, it’s okay
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, sing, i’ll get there myself, petka, look, please, just know this, without petka mokin you won’t get anywhere, since mokin may be ready for you for everything, and even more, into the fire into the water, hello, yes moquette, oh! petya, petya, where are you, well, oh, oh, thank you very much, you, me, what are you doing here? yes, i’m taking the balls out of the trees, trying to come i was so excited about the circus adventures that
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only a tiger could eat such a girl. why are you walking? yes, like, take a seat, no, thank you, i don’t feel like it, well, you resolutely refuse to sit down? decisively , then forgive me, i’ll have to get up, i could have guessed earlier, i didn’t guess, admit it, but you were a great chicken there in our corridor, the kosin leaf was shaking, and i ’m a few, well, let’s put you there too in the director’s office a little drip-drip, i... nothing like that, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, you, between by the way, how did you end up in the circus? yes, miraculously, you know, they were invited to work in this very circus of yours, in the circus, yes, but what can you do? i'm a motorcycle racer, what are you saying, a circus motorcycle racer? yes, no, this is your director, he thinks that i can work in the circus. well, what about you, what about you? well, here i am... sitting
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, thinking, thinking, they call you to the circus, they offer you a number, and you think, why not think, you understand, what’s your name, lena, you, fyodor nikolaevich, how can you not think, you know, what, what, let’s go to the circus, now i’ll give it to you i’ll show you, thank you, i, i’ve already seen enough, come on , you haven’t seen a real circus, let ’s go, why don’t you... there are only two bus stops here, we’re going, wait, wait, like lena, what, i have a motorcycle here in the bushes, maybe he’ll go on a motorcycle, very good, let’s go , okay, where is the bus, please, sit down, don’t be afraid, i’m not a shortcut.
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oh, what's scary? no, the ball flew away, hurry up, why are you dragging it so slowly, hurry up! just think, a tiger could eat such a girl? what? the tiger, i say, could eat it? such a girl.
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but you could have a good number and an assistant in a dress with sequins, like hers, well, yes, an assistant, an assistant. they work well, very well, happy.
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supershields of the past decade , the best day, came yesterday, too lazy to drive at night , stayed until the morning, raised our heads up to the top of the year, for you, motherland, we will stand until the end.
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spending, we echo, we echo, we fuck each other for a long time, let there be friends nearby who will always help, it’s raining outside, we don’t sleep with you and you whisper to me again, you’re my number one. the first night of the year on the first, green mori genie sheaf, a product of the stellar group,
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carefully, please, new year's premiere on the first, wow. so what does it mean? well , maybe the big difference is freshness, or the big difference is the taste? or maybe, like this, they haven’t had enough of the big difference yet, for sure. verochka, call kenn efremovich novoselets to me. hai barbie about coffee, haikin efremovich january 1st on the first,
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please come in, here is our stable, hello swallow, hello, this is her with hello, hello, hello. nikolai nikolaevich, the trick with a vase in the air can be done using a high frequency current, in general, you come in and we’ll talk, yeah, citizen, what’s wrong, you can’t smoke here, but i don’t smoke, oh, seryozha, hello, where did i bring the apples from? ! everything is fine, come to me, oh, lenochka, hello, lenochka , hello, please, well, hello, don’t be late, grigorievich,
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please sign, and my girl, now immediately, sign, please, please, and a ticket to the holiday home should i eat? that's it, we'll do everything, you can take it, please , what's the matter, kostya, on the way out, and this is your old friend, furch, that same scoundrel, oh, quietly, quietly, what are you talking about, he understands everything, well , yes, of course , well, forgive me, please, forgive me, forgive me, you like it here, yes, oh, quietly, yes, that you scare me all the time, it’s impossible, it’s impossible. you know, it’s interesting, very interesting, and what kind of people we have, well, just like one family, i’m ready to do everything here, walk with a rake, clean cages, and wash horses, they offer you a room, agree,
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please, and i’ll be your assistant, maybe, in a dress with sequins, oh, you didn’t understand me at all, the circus is not a hobby for me, it’s very serious, for the rest of my life, that’s good, agree, well, let’s go , let's see, let's go, let's go, hello, hello, hello, hello, how do you know her, and this is my flatmate, and i'll show you now, you know , mommy, meet me, mommy, and we already know each other, of course, an artist circus fyodor yaromalaev.
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"by the way, feropont ilyevich, your director offers me to work in this terrible place, that you say that a motorcycle is under the circus big top, well, here i am, i don’t know what to think about here, my friend, you know what a circus is, it’s strength, courage, beauty , learned chickens, or let’s say, rooster mathematician knows."
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petya, where have you been, petya, don’t come in, don’t call, shame on you, they were fixing, fixing, come on, give me your hats, look, don’t disappear, please, petya, okay, well, wait for me, i’ll be
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right there, petro, great, pet! “i don’t understand anything, you tell me in detail, sit down, be careful, be careful, what are you, oh you, stop it, why didn’t you jump through the hoop yesterday, oh you lazy person, what a lazy person, taste it, oh, no more, stop it, so-so, you’ve been saying it since childhood, it’s yours, so what? well? ". it happens, it happens, well, both father and
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mother, you say, agree, yes, but she ’s like, lena, well, you know, she’s tormenting, but keep in mind, fyodor nikolaevich, i will achieve my goal, i have you can't reach the bottom of love, right? why are you fyodor nikolaevich? you were cheerful, all of a sudden? what? and i, by the way, fyodor nikolaevich, i'm jealous, well, i'm jealous, please, you too, as you wish, goodbye, comrade, goodbye, yes, by the way, you are in duty.
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what have you been told, how many times have i told you, don’t go near the tigers, you unfortunate upstart, what are you looking at, you gape. kazimir also shouted to me, and you too, lena , are good, why are you hanging around animals, he’ll bite off your hand, it’s all starting, well, go and report to mom, and i’ll report, well, report it, lena, what a fool, what for today, what you are lena,
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and fyodor nikolaevich is he, well, do you like him? fyodor nikolaevich, of course, at least at least he didn’t persuade me to leave the circus, so i’ll work as an assistant in his room, and we’ll go again, well, please, today i myself mean that we’re going to get kerosene, in general we’re doing the job, and it’s not like it’s sloppy, sloppy, sloppy, well , quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, that’s what you have, right, are you still pushing? you are a man, goodbye, go to waste, the seagull is crowded,
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fighting for karma. foam is swirling, what are you doing to me, lena, lena, i wrote greetings to you, that’s clear, i waited for answers to greetings in vain, where is my love, she is angry with me, your heart is good, apparently the post office won’t help in this matter, for what crime did you fall out of favor, you never appeared in a dream,
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mercy stood up for such a crime, you didn’t have any reason to guide you. the waves of the volga are quickly rolling between us, it’s a very long wait to meet you, by the way, i’ll come to your house after the flight, don’t play love with me and don’t laugh.
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you see, well, well, try, thank you, vasily vasilyevich, please, how are you, no, fyodor nikolaevich, no, fyodor nikolaevich, this is not it, lena, i will never succeed, then there’s no way it will work, then i’m not this same horse and i can’t be trained, our number doesn’t work, and for some reason we have to deal with compliments, so you prepare a track, and we’ll rehearse , okay, but a compliment is what we need , you see how much easier it is to work with two chinks, yes, but i’m used to the danish one, so i ’m very pleased, lena, what do you need from mokin, oh, excellent marks, thank you, here’s another letter, postcard and
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telegram, please, in all pockets . stamps, envelopes, return addresses, i go like a mailbox, yes, writes petenka, no forgets, gets bored, you want to say , gets bored, it surprises you, no, not at all, if i were you, i published all this mail in a separate book, in the manner of a lyrical novel in letters, but what about telephone conversations, after all, he calls me from all ... parking lots, yes, yes, well, yes, and you attach these same, what’s their name, receipts, checks, coupons, however, this has absolutely nothing to do with me, the evil one, malaine, come here, what do you want, hello, hello, yes, wait, sash, where
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are you going, fyodor nikolaevich, can i ask you a question, please tell me, well, well, of course, lena, i love children very much, but why aren’t you married then, why? there was a war after all, now, as they say, no one gets married, it’s strange, and okay, fall asleep at dawn, miknuvaru of the station. i ’m far away and catching you, today the girl said, and you also love to sing, for the first time
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i said i love you, and beckoning to unknown distances, eternally alive and new to unknown distances, an old sweet word, sees and worries me. far beyond the distance, without nerves, a cheerful meeting , i’ll burst into recognition, yes, i’ll probably repeat it a thousand times, i ’ll repeat it a thousand times, and i’ll continue while i forgot, i believe, i i’ll go out to meet you so that it’s not in ours. i ’ll answer you , i’ll answer you with my life, i’ll answer you with all my heart, i’ll flash the semophore at the train stations, i
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’m catching a distant image, today the girl said, for the first time she said, i love, for the first time she said i love, comrades, this is a candle, what are you saying? you’ll also sing in your room on a motorcycle, right? no, nikita, okay, then let’s rehearse at the arena, remember, the debut is coming soon. pyotr sergeevich, allow me to leave for shore, who slept on watch today, shame on the goats, what kind of shape is your deck in, you know, you’re used to the guys looked after him, just think, the prince was found, and the sailor is also called, hey, romeo , don’t lose the watermelons, you’re better than them. petya, is there anything special while you
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were sailing, maybe you got married then, well, well, well, well, comrade assistant, yes, the tugboat crew semyon chyushkin asks to convey my heartfelt greetings to the circus performer lenochka vorontsova, to say hello to lenochka vorontsova, volodya more ,
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i wonder how much he gets per exit? oh, you're interested in everything.
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jump on a motorcycle under the circus dome. bridge.
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attention to scarti. yarmalaev is ready, ready, well there is, you need to work, my dear artists.
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thank you, fedor nikolaevich. for what? for all this? what are you, lenochka? yes, yes, thank you, why do i need it? yes, you know, i’m very happy about everything, and that i met you, and that the tiger broke out of the cage, and that you are with me now, that... we’re going, but what about petya, and maybe he and me won’t let you go with you, alena , petya, hello, petechka, hello, here, oh, how heavy, pyotr nikolaevich, support, come on, come on, congratulations, you just arrived, and as they say, from the ship on the can, what are you talking about, oh,
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how beautiful are you in this? well , stove, goodbye, see you again, i'll go to the push , i finished the paw, you understand, flax, watermelons, then, then, well, take your watermelons , what am i a rapist, what a lousy tick, a predator, dearer to her good person, aydyrmalaev.
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again ahead of schedule, they brought it to the elephant for signature, yes, i understand, it’s funny to you, but i was deprived of the bonus, well, this is a disgrace, but who gave the order? i don’t know, so to speak, the signature was illegible, but they claim that you, i am slander, this is intrigue, no, i thought that intrigue, well, you can’t carry it through the elephant house i advise you, you know how i’m living in the elephant enclosure now, it’s just her, huh?
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don’t yell at me, please, you’ve already shaken my central nervous system, yes , yes, the main thing is who dared, some ermalayev, some kind of upstart who spent less than a year in the circus for a week ? it’s unlikely that you’ll go out to the arena, we’ll see, yes,
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so, comrade, on the orders of the chief, for repeated violation of labor discipline, for appearing at the arena while drunk, kazimir almazov... he’s kuzma pyshov, fired. the tigers have been left with us, our team needs to seriously think about moving forward a suitable candidate to replace pezhov. the floor for information is given to the chief accountant. please, feropont ilyevich. comrades, i know that you are tired after the show, i will try not to detain you, the fact is that i just want to remind you, do you know how much it costs
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the state to have four tigers, just a minute, this is the picture we have, eight kilos, that's 8 kg of meat, eight comrades, two eggs, half a liter, that's half a liter, no, no, milk, milk, 20 g of fish oil, vitamins a, b, d, and i'm not even talking about c and i owe you say, comrades, that this is the diet of one tiger, but multiply this by four, add to this the service personnel, fees, which, unfortunately, as you know, tigers do not do, yes, they do not do, and we are faced with a catastrophic figure ...
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who wants to speak? comrades, i also share the fear of the heads of bukh, they will eat up, they will eat up this very budget, that’s it, well, so to speak, by way of self-criticism, i of course admit, ermal’s article, ermalaev’s and the order, this is all correct. the only question is: who will enter the cage? who will come in? say here then eat like what? i propose to petition and, so
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to speak, support my candidacy at the headquarters. i’m still a diamond, it’s not so easy to replace me, diamonds, wait, comrades, wait, diamonds, do you really think that there’s no one to replace you? i think so, comrade german, i don’t know, i ’m a new person in the circus, that’s it, maybe i really don’t understand a lot, but i don’t believe that the team won’t find a suitable person, that’s right, comrades, in my opinion, it’s necessary just be bolder in putting forward the youth, you, comrade almazov, young people are obliged to eat porridge, tova, hush, nothing, nothing, they’ll bow at your feet, what disgusting, vitamins, give
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me something to snack on, let, let someone come into the cage, i wish it for my kittens. it sounds like minin, the hero of the fatherland, was not ashamed that he was a kuzma, stop vasily vasilyevich with your cheap demagoguery, you can’t intimidate me with this, i’ll still complain to moscow, please, diamonds, diamonds - this is the name, the poster, the public, cash register, be careful, here is a scoundrel, collection and business, you need to mobilize without further ado, roll up
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sleeves, but this is a matter of honor, there is nothing to pull, you need to take the whip and enter the cage with full responsibility, here you go, we completely trust you, who am i, where in the cage, great comrade, thank you for your trust, but i, but i have a number, so everyone, please , comrades, i can’t risk myself, i have children, children, whatever you want, the question is not about me, here i have... here are several quite suitable candidates, let’s say why comrade is bad myshkin, a wonderful social activist, editor of a newspaper, member of the local committee. just a minute. comrades, the question is very serious, the work is difficult, and no one is going to force or force anyone, everything is decided. personal desire of the artist, so
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i propose to take into account my information and think about it seriously, i declare the meeting closed, nikita antanovich, i wanted to tell you, moscow was right regarding this diamond, i believe that the only way out is the evening clowns, remember my word, well, we’ll discuss this later, darling, come here, why are you distracting me, it’s not a matter of cranking, please make sure that our mother becomes happy , works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign , my mother is an actress, but this time without magic for me, well , it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, you do you think that baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband, our medicine
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has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes i know, there are a lot of things today, everyone is talking about santa claus, but about women no one knows the frost, i will work with large masks, but without fighting, it comes from me. baba frost and the mystery of the new year, premiere on january 7 on the first, satellite debris is flying towards you, we will do maneuvers, heard, accepted, monte shococa cognac, product of the stellar group. well, little one, how are you feeling,
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did the little one live with you? well, how can we be soon, but what should we do with you? purcha, maybe we’ll decide, but baby, well, just say, we’ll decide , we’ll decide, and oh, dad, dad, you know what, i think i know, well, what can i tell you, daughter, in the old fairy tale, ivanushka is a fool. jumps into a boiling cauldron, this is more terrible than tigers, but from there he emerges as the beautiful ivan tsarevich, jump, daughter, well, dad, look, support, yes, come in. nikita antonovich, what do you want?
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nikita antonovich, well, well, what? i agree. what are you agreeing to? i'll remove the tigers. who are you? anu you? that is, how do you like it? what about the meeting? what meeting? what meeting? i am a youth! so what? well, the tigers have become attached to me, they love me, they know me. yes, telegin has been with me for a whole year already is engaged. telegin? of course, he vouches for me. come on, come on, come on , come on, show yourself, show niki antonovich, you know how tigers listen to me, but all i have to do is say, fodder, field, and it goes wherever i want necessary, what do you have? you have courage, so that means you want to take the tigers, oh , nikita antonovich, well done, well done, and telegin vouches for you, vouches for you, these are young people, yes, let me, but what about ermalayev, the trip, no,
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he won’t go, he won’t go, no matter how it goes, nikita antonovich, what are you talking about, fyodor nikolaevich, aka a real person, he will understand me, you think he can’t help but understand, in fact he should understand you, but you will definitely talk to him, and i’ll now contact the main circus department, wow, lenochka, finally, let’s pack up, we still have nothing. it’s not packed, fyodor nikolaevich, i’m not going anywhere, lenochka , there’s very little time left for jokes, let ’s pack it up, i’m not joking, i took the tigers, what, what, fyodor nikolaevich, i took almazov’s tigers, you know, this is dangerous , it's
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risky, lena, dangerous, but not for me more than for others, wait, wait, wait, i don’t understand anything, but what about our number, when traveling, you know? fyodor nikolaevich, it’s very easy to replace me in your act, absolutely any actress can do this, well, i don’t know, well, any, oh, you see, just a few rehearsals are all it takes, but the trip, no, lena, it’s completely impossible, fyodor nikolaevich, well, i ’m not doing anything to you in the room, you must understand me, you must understand, after all, this is my calling, well, one might say, it’s just my destiny, frankly speaking, i don’t ask you to do this expected when on the day... don’t console me, i’m not a child, you can’t understand me, no, it’s you who can’t understand me, no, i understand you perfectly, that means your number is more precious to you than
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my fate, so i understand, what do you want, you tell me, so that i would be your assistant in your room all my life, and would clean your motorcycle, well... of course, why are you better than kazimir almazov then? lena? after all, he also wanted to keep me in the stable with a broom all the time. do you realize what you are saying now? i'm thinking. shame on you. i am not ashamed of anything, and you are simply being selfish. please don't throw my things in the chest. no, it’s just funny , well, honestly, it’s funny, what a tamer you are, look at yourself in the mirror, you’re in a cage with tigers, pikalitsa, pikalitsa, pikalitsa,
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you know, you and i just have nothing more to talk about, i never, never i didn’t think that... you and i would part ways like this, lena, lena, fyodor nikolaevich, excuse me, olim, just a minute, the director has a meeting with a fiend, you can’t come here, nikita antonovich, i ’m categorically, what is this, what is this , well, well, don’t interfere with work, the director personally checks my device, well, wait, 10 minutes, nicky? antonovich, what's the matter, fyodor nikolaevich, i'm busy, i have a meeting, nikita antonovich, what's wrong, it's great, it's my head, how can i do it, but everything works out for you, but nothing works out for me, nikita antonovich, i strongly
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protest that varantsova leaves my room, i can’t live without her, well, that is, the main thing is on the day of departure, nikita antonovich, excuse me, excuse me, but undress. i didn’t talk about it, well i did, but it doesn’t make me feel better it’s easier, nikita antonovich, no, well , calm down, first of all, calm down, like comrade armalaev, you would come in in 10 minutes, because the attraction, the talking head is falling apart, well, let me out of here in the end, how can you be calm, nikita antonovich, when a hard-won number breaks down, well, who could have thought of this, i don’t understand, you see, this is, first of all, the desire of vorontsova herself, supported by me, and by me. you’ll rehearse everything on the spot, and if you agree, then we even have a suitable candidate, olechka from korda
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ballet, well, i don’t care now, nikita antonovich, olechka, valechka, manechka , i’m upset, guy, nikita antonovich, what about the golovaya gorova, what, that is, no, my number, a talking head, maybe like this , wait, my head is like this, huh... well, what have you decided? we’ve decided if you’re going, you, comrade varantsova, i’ll ask you to hand over your costumes and props, perhaps now, okay, to whom, here she is. fyodor nikolaevich, she’s short and fat, can you figure it out
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somehow? no, everything will hang on me, nothing, take a thread with a corner and sew it in, let's go, excuse me, i wanted to ask you something about fyodor nikolaevich, we are your neighbor, yes, well, you worked with him, what kind of character is he, bad? and an egoist, but still he is at least interested in something, tomatoes, okay, please tell me, you never liked him, yes, he is long, snub-nosed, here’s another thing, i’ll tell you a secret, i’m in love with him, well, in vain, why, but he is married, you know, they say that he has three
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children, two in penda, and one in kamchatka, take the props, a motorcycle, to the end, to dates. next to you, you understand, well, i understand, yes, and don’t forget
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to post your needs everywhere, well, you will gradually get used to, as they call it, a reflex, here is fyodor nikolaevich, i ask you, fyodor nikolaevich, i ask you, look after olechka, fyodor nikolaevich, i hope for you, goodbye. to die violently, popsicle, three servings, mashenka,
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there won’t be much before death, eh? where , kurzh, to me, pokal, come on, ale , well, come on, lena, come, to the place, baikal, to the place, i’m telling someone to the place,
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fyodor nikolaevich, that lenochka, i’m not a lenochka, and olechka, it’s not so difficult to remember, please excuse me, your beloved ones, that tomatoes, but i can’t stand them since childhood, they give me something like nettle fever, a terrible disgusting thing. how is this so? for a piece of candy bursh, for a piece of candy, a little bullet, a piece of wood, but dear, it’s good, but what? great, great, now rest and
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we’ll continue rehearsing. anton fananovich, congratulate me, great happiness. look, this is what was published in the newspapers, this is the review about the artist irmalaev and about my daughter, olechka, what a success, congratulations, congratulations, thank you, yes, and i also congratulate you, by the way, he’s coming the other day, and who the hell is he kidding, perhaps, what? well, let's go rehearsal, what are you thinking, len, let's go , what's wrong with you, len, tomorrow is your first performance in public, shame on you
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, you need to be able to control yourself under any conditions, shame on you. well, you never know what happens in life, well, let’s go , let’s go, well, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, so that’s it, in this form i won’t let you out into the arena, i ’ll go to the director right away and declare that i’m taking off my any responsibility that yes, yes, let it cancel the idea that you understand what? you say, i will still enter the cage , no, i won’t let you in, but i tell you, i will enter, don’t you dare, that is, no, yes, you understand what you are saying, i will enter the cage, you won’t go, no, i will enter, this is character, well done, lena , i have a terrible character, a wonderful character, that’s what tigers need, so he’s not
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a tiger, he’s a man,
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he got into trouble, oh this evening, you said that you ’ll get married when you turn 50, after 50, i'll say today on the first why man really needs to go into space because he exists, rom, cast. product of steller group. good morning, good afternoon. good evening, good night. the winter is too long. i 'll come back to you myself. i haven't forgotten you. i flew to
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you as if to confession, i was broken by love. wall, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, always as long as the dream lives. together forever and we have from me we have from me the ringing snowy distance, three white horses, three white horses, december, january and february, our new year, a big holiday concert, 1 january on the first. bows a little more modestly, fyodor nikolaevich, well, such a success , i always dreamed of this, thank you very much for everything, for everything, how happy i am, oh, and what
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men, listen, just exactly, honestly nikolaevich, don’t be angry, you you are talking nonsense, i perfectly understand all your experiences, i know everything, you are married, you have three children, two in pension, and one in kamchatka, also two in retirement, who told you such nonsense? lena vrontsova. lena? yes, if you don’t believe me, you can ask her yourself. oh, by the way, she
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makes her debut tomorrow. i'm sorry, what? she makes her debut tomorrow. how's tomorrow? no, dad wrote it. oh, damn, uh, listen, olya, i beg you, make sure your luggage is sent, i’ll go today. well, there's no train today. nothing. i'll pick it up sometime, well, goodbye, all the best, smart, snub-nosed, not interesting.
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well, mommy, everything is very, very
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original, lenochka, your father gave me this medallion on the day of my first performance. behind this door an artist is born, yes, yes , i, i know, i was born too, i, there is no need to worry lena before the performance, i beg you, dear, understand her condition, imagine imagine that in a few. you have to enter a cage with tigers, suddenly they start declaring their love to you, like pigs, how
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worried i am, and you think i’m calm, wow, you bastards! yes, i arrived, i was late, like lena, there at home, no, fyodor nikolaevich, they don’t let anyone in, in 3 minutes the exit, the third call, it’s clear, what are you doing, with such a parade with a bouquet, but here, fyodor nikolaevich , i have a solution. “i want to
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urgently marry her in the village with her aunt, you know, if something happens, i’ll stamp my foot and my husband will listen, so what, i got her consent, it will be, well, when i don’t know.” just you know, the right moment comes to explain, and he’s like a weight, who? yes, so i wrote a letter, fyodor nikolaevich, i don’t know, bad, good, listen, hello, lena , yes no, please excuse me, i ’m not an adviser in such matters, no, okay, lena, if the metal is first heated to white, and then
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immediately in... i, no, no, no, fyodor nikolaevich, no , it won’t work out like that, dad, i declare, okay, well, vrantsova, i’m not a superstitious person, but no fluff, no feather, to hell, to hell, urantsova, that’s me didn't expect it today. for the first time
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, young artist elena varontsova will perform at our circus arena with a group of trained tigers.
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back. we approve, quickly inspect, labor protection, what?
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such a wife is a serious prospect for family life, well, that’s all to him, a mosquito. look at how she cackles at the tigers, she will shout to you after sunset, ale mokin, uncle vasya, stop joking, you will jump from pedestal to pedestal.
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you are from the last decade, she is crazy, but she is mine, she dances in the morning, you are venus, i am yubir, you are moscow, i am a beater, people, help, breathe, my oceans, my waterfalls, if necessary, i will fall into the water after him, you... you, you, only you, i know i won’t destroy the world where eternal love is, we’ll play the sound all the way, and the neighbors don’t sleep , who is below us, friends, we wish
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you to rest and gain strength for the whole year, well , join us, the first night of the year is on the first. veda vodka, a product of the stellor group, carefully, please, new year's premiere at the first, wow, what does this mean, well, maybe that... is the difference fresh or what? is there a big difference in taste? maybe it's not like this are you fed up with the big difference? definitely a big
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difference. verochka, call ken efremovich novoseltsev to me. hey, barbie, about coffee. hi. january 1 at the first, nikita antonovich, nikita, well, well, well, have young people ever let you down, on the contrary, congratulations, well done, i liked it so much, i ’ve lost weight.
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well, mom, now it’s your turn , i’m training, daughter, i’m training, can you, nikita antonovich, shake my shirt and start dancing on a horse, congratulations,
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petya, petenka, well, they ate me , tigers, ate me, oh, well, alyonka, consider me old for this evening for 20 years, you laugh, but i wasn’t laughing, give me some water. this is work and they growl like animals, that is, well, in general it’s understandable. elena vasilievna, elena
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vasilievna, hold the bouquet, it’s bothering me. read on, what is this? and then, you hear, answer right away. hello, lena. hello, petya. if the metal is heated first. wait, is this a rationalization proposal? yes, yes, you read, read on, a proposal, just not a rationalization, but a hand and heart, right there, do you hear, lena, answer now, petya?
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petenka, you are my best, my kindest, you are my only friend, you just... you love him, well, you won’t force yourself to be nice, forgive me, fedya! i congratulate you, lena, with all
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my heart, thank you, with great success, thank you, that’s all, congratulations, thank you, but there’s nothing to congratulate me with, fyodor nikolaevich, i ’ll congratulate you and wish you happiness. big, big, lina, happiness, sit down, lena.
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i would be wrong, len! i don’t know if you and i will ever be together, but if one month of the year, a week, a day, that’s how i am with you now, i will be happy, and you, oh, how not embarrassing to hug. a married man who has three children, two in penzi, one in kamcha, oh, you pigs.
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