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tv   Ironiya sudbi  1TV  December 31, 2023 6:15pm-6:56pm MSK

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well, that's all, no, dad, don't come up here, i'm already getting out, dad, it's true, i'm in the car, wait, okay, in which car, this is for you, wait, dad, dad, wait, victor, you close it, and then little, nothing, everything, everything. forgive me, nadyuzh, i fixed the antenna, yes, but they broke our station, the network doesn’t work, your father is a cool guy, world-class.
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what's the fourth one, please, and i'm next, nadya, this is not a trolleybus.
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they break everything, but who are you? sorry, i'm lost, can i go somewhere, to moscow, go, thank you, it's you, but nothing talk, but you can touch, why, why did you come? you
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're lying to see you, you came for your son, okay, so be it for your son, well , you've changed a lot, the worst thing is that you haven't changed at all, oh my god, you 're lying again, 30 years have passed, and you're still the same as us we do, but we swear, we quarrel, but there is a difference, nadya, well, you promised to call, but there are only drunk people around.
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called me so that i could once again admire how nicely you communicate, well, what are you doing here , happy new year to you, and you too, nadya, yes, nadya and i have a wonderful daughter, and you just loser, no one was expecting you here, so goodbye. call the elevator for you, i repeat,
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please, i can handle it, please. goodbye, loser, you know, ippolit georgievich is right, but, but he’s also wrong, loser, why, i don’t know about you, but it happened in my life. happiness, that is, it was not, is, because happiness is not something that lasts, it does not pass, if it is given to a person, then forever, it has always protected me all my life, i am in this happiness, like in armor, you say, it
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was a long time ago, no, just yesterday, or even today in the morning? it doesn’t go anywhere, who said it, love has no past tense, it’s true, it’s true, i know this from myself, so i’m a very happy person, i’m very lucky in life. i wish you the same, one alone , nadezhda vasilyevnayevich, hopefully, the new year has already
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arrived, but the holiday continues, please come to the table, let's go, nadenka, let's go, ippolit georyevich, yes, excuse me, are you with us? “i ’ll go later, i’m too worried, dear nadezhda vasilievna, dear polit georgievich, nadya, on this solemn occasion us you, my, i’m taking you a ticket, i’m waiting for you.” at the station, i realized which of us are santa moro, santa claus, where you won’t go, and where you won’t go, i have one more bottle and one
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apartment, these i combine two things i do it sister, oh, a man will come. god forbid, you always said that i am an interesting person, that we have a lot in common, i’m not bragging, these are just your words, i understand that i have a lot of shortcomings, i too energetic, what can i do, i was born in vladivostok, and there 80' ahead, my parents named after iraknikova, remember, there were such programs, it’s just incomprehensible, i’m there on the roof, and he was digging like a mole, you liked him, answer
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here all yours. mom, dad, just be honest , don’t worry, i respect myself enough not to be where they don’t want me, if they ask me to leave, then i usually don’t ask again, don’t leave, viratas, it seems to me there’s no need take the episode very seriously, well , everything happens with women, it seemed like... what to do and it passed, really, nadyusha, should i leave, no, well then nadezhda vasilyevna. hypolite
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georgievich, nadya, i hope it’s not... tell me, it was you who called just now, new year, sorry, we didn’t order santa claus, help, sorry, for god’s sake, there are girls, yes, oh, girl, sorry, can’t help , my snow maiden just drank too much champagne and was taken away, sorry
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, and in general, someone always decided everything for me, but i don’t want to do that anymore and i won’t, in the end, well, at least once in my life i can do what i want , because today is a holiday, new year? give me a gift, nadya, i 'll be back, it's all very fast, thank you, here you go
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girl, good, new, thank you, hello, thank you, can you imagine, the buzykins regularly go to zhulevin to exchange partners, we could do that too, what? “yes, i, i remember, today is the anniversary, you will give me this evening, bobby, i’m dead, i’m not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid of ruining them, good evening, i wanted to warn you, they are very difficult for me to start , let’s launch from the pusher, i ’m coming to you, what’s this, a tightening, a belarusian
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tightening, the stomach tightens, warm, comfortable, no one wants me, you psychotherapists want, new year's adventure , premiere on january 1 at the first, i 'll keep the slippers as a souvenir, green sea, monte shococa cognac, product of stetellar group, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i'll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you. i flew to you as if to confession, i loved the little walls, i
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believed that you were my chosen one, and you are ordinary, everything is forever, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, and three white horses will meet me, the ringing snowy distance, oh , three white horse our new year, a big festive concert on january 1 at the first, lukashen.
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the christmas tree was born into a fox, it grew, those are mine! in the summer, slender green was in the winter, in the winter you see i have children, i also have children, what children are the future, listen, you have a future, but now i don’t have a whole night, they wait all night, they don’t go to bed, well, let’s all go
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, let’s go, now it’s going to be a fairy tale hurray hurray. sorry, granddaughter, granddaughter, we haven’t finished yet, yes, what else do we have there, here’s 500 rubles. fairy tale, children's, okay, sit down, fairy tale for children, 500 rub. who do you want a fairy tale about? guys, about the bunny, maybe, about whom? about a bunny, a little bunny, there once lived a little bunny with a sideways eye, and as usual, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
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the bunny came out to play, invented it in someone else's hole, this , this is something from a fairy tale, not... "this just a very famous, old russian folk tale, well, yes, sit down, a bunny wandered into someone else's hole, and there she is the snow maiden, uh, spice beauty, well done, beauty, but sleeping, and no one could wake up the sleeping beauty, prince, she had a prince on a silver horse, this..." he is a joke, well, of course, sadi, sadi, but even he couldn’t wake up the sleeping beauty, yes, yes, and one day, when the clock on the tower was striking 12 o’clock, boom, boom, boom, the bunny kissed the sleeping
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beauty, this place was a friend... please, the bunny realized that he had fallen in love ear, said the sleeping beauty, be my wife, listen, scythe, but wouldn’t you follow your dad, the old shabby hare, that’s what the prince said, yes, on a silver horse, and the bunny answered him, rudely...
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well why are you silent, well, answer the bunny, answer the bunny, say something, beauty, it’s time to make a choice, children, let’s help the beauty must make the right choice, who the beauty should marry, a prince on a silver horse or a bunny, this is a fairy tale, this is a modern fairy tale. let's vote for who is the prince on the silver horse? please raise your hands, one, bunny, who? the bunny won the majority of votes. this is the end of the tale, who listened? well done!
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“i’m going to fall, i’m almost going to die, well , people don’t lie before death, i wanted to say
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that everything i said on behalf of the hare, yes, i said the same on my own behalf, it’s all true, and there on the stairs, then it's true, because i i understood right away, calm down, honey! he’s not a real prince, of course, he’s a little daddy, but that ’s not possible, rude, group, rude, you can’t, wait, hare, that’s the end of the story, take him to the airport. okay, i’ll take him and come back, no need to come back, are you sure? yes,
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you can help load the body into a taxi, probably. as a presentation, it turned out well, i may still need it, goodbye, thank you, go ahead.
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it worked out and i didn’t build my own happiness and interfered with someone else’s, call me a taxi, please. hippolytus, wait for me. i'll be quick maybe no need,
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dear passengers, the nomination starts from moscow, thank you. vanya, what nonsense, what stupidity, to think about this for 30 years and do nothing, probably, if you don’t do something on time, you’ll
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never do it again. what should we do now? get on board, the train is leaving, the greatest hits of the past decade. when you were eating with me, and i’ll repeat it 100 times in a row, you’re not like that, you’re not like that , raspberry, oops, oops, turns your head , stops flying, you’re so sad, cold slider, eyes flutter, left, right, ceiling, millions of people, and i can’t help but think about her, damn you!
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rum castro is a product of stellor group. the new year's premiere is at the first, well, get up, slave's face, you harnessed the master's horse, where am i , well, then what, nothing, here i am , i smeared glue on the buttons, i've been walking like this for the third day, a big difference, europe led to sanctions.
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commander, come on , come on, come on, spin it, donut, we have a plane soon, we’ll be late, now the green light will light up, let’s go, oh, and you’re a girl, or something, and i’m a girl, by the way, and you’re married, i’m not married either, although i would really like to, please explain me, please, as a woman, why
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didn’t she choose me? strong, reliable , who really wants a family and children, this santa claus, fuck him, why, why, do they love him for something, that’s how children love him, little ones, whose fontanel is not yet overgrown here, they love just. it’s not on purpose, i’m on purpose, i ’m alone in a strange city, a visitor from vladivostok, i had to live through the walls with my head, and your fontanel is overgrown.
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who's flying? oh, no, i can’t register it like this, girl. he brought people happiness all night, okay, seryozha, see santa claus off on the plane, let them be fine, god bless him, doctor and postik, you’re doing great!
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well, why are you so sad and why did santa claus deceive me? well, he was just waiting for us at home, we weren’t there, and santa claus promised me a phone number.
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vladiki, for sure, yeah, i’ll fly home, home! hello, where is the fur coat? what kind of fur coat, this blue one, this one with a white collar, and this is a fur coat at the airport show, the show itself, saytsam? sorry, you too, where to, to the airport, dear passengers, the flight is delayed due to veche conditions, moscow
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does not accept, we ask you to leave the cabin aircraft and return to the terminal building, our airline apologizes for the provided. arrived, arrived, impostor, stop the noise, wake up, take me home, please, third street, and they wash where, yours is probably there
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, are you really santa claus or something, don’t you believe it, it’s just usually with us, it’s uncle pasha, well... can i have a wish? well, hey, yeah, participation, but can we have two? oh, they weren’t just impudent, but just one thing? yes, okay, now i want everything to be fine with dad, but for me, how is... oh, you can do that, accepted, thank you, thank you, of course, i also really want to go to st. petersburg, i have a conscience, yes, oh, sleep, come on, and we’ll get her there,
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lord, here it is, shumka, that’s actually mine! listen, tomorrow there are four more apartments, this is impossible, although, okay, yes, where are you, dad, everything is fine. i already thought , thank god, and don’t be upset, it always seems to us that what we are looking for is somewhere far, far away, but it could be very close, listen, wait, what i wanted to ask is now,
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and zhugi is treated with calendula ointment ? no, of course not, but did you get burned? to some extent, right? dad, i'm sorry, i need to call you back urgently. what are you doing here? i'm waiting for you to wake up, huh? is it me with you or you with me? what difference does it make to us now?
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you know, i think they will succeed, what do you think? let's wait and see, without closing the door behind you, i already live as a cat. for the second year since then, the report of my unexpected losses has been stopped, someone is waiting for someone again, a snowstorm is present in the dark. again, not a day, two eternities
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came together in one short day, a short day, forgive me unknown, don’t languish on the threshold for a long time, because now our repeated love will have a statute of limitations on our whole life, it's sweeping again... the past is in the dark,
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sweeping again, two eternities have come together in one short day, again. the past slows and languishes in the dark, slows again, two eternities come together in one short day.
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how lucky are we? we live in a very good time in the best country. for example, in st. petersburg, sunny as always, borya still lives. he has a son and a wife and a friend, zhenya. zhenya usually shows up on new year’s eve, but today is only december 1st, and bori sleeps peacefully and sees pink ponies in his dreams.
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friend, let's come in, talk, let's, let's get everything covered, we'll literally
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lie down in your kitchenette, let's go and help me bring in the stove.

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