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tv   Novogodnii kalendar  1TV  January 1, 2024 6:00am-7:06am MSK

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where i am not with you, on the moon, on the moon, on the moon.
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in the wrong key, then don’t make waves.
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possible thing, goodbye, wine in early may, goodbye in october, love, what wine, dear, what love, what are you saying, what are you talking about, once upon a time, but once upon a time in the old days, there was love, but a little well, jump off the bridge and run into the train, anna koreevna. a punch
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in the face, a duel, bam, yours are gone, it was a conversation, now what? no, of course, now you can hit him in the face, you can easily get him, of course, it’s possible. everything else, you me excuse me, but the seasons, it’s just funny , he says winter, winter, what winter, what winter, have you seen winter, where is it, what are you dears, winter or spring, let’s say, autumn too, you know, after all, autumns too, by the way can't see summer, excuse me, but... once upon a time spring was spring, it was all real, everything was blooming, fragrant, all this, everything was real, so to speak, what a scent it was, summer was, be healthy, we’re trying ninety-four, it was autumn, fruits, fruits,
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vegetables, of course, not without rain, let’s not say, or winter, frost, be healthy, what now?
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i wasted millions, but what do we have? no, of course, we also, too, of course, have something, but all this is not the same, in antarctica the ice floes, the land was hidden, the ice floes in antarctica were swept away. here only penguins used to live, jealously guarding their snow, jealously guarding their snow, like pares penguins in full force, they wandered to the sea for fishing in a crowd, they see a strange picture in the sea,
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a huge black iceberg blowing a pipe, a huge black iceberg blowing a pipe, they were cowards penguins, what will happen and where from? the wind did not bring the guests, he sees how they go onto the ice floe people, for the first time they met people, for the first time they met, they are people, people frightened them, songs, calls, silences, destroying many years of captivity, they covered the sky with a thin net , let's hang the spider webs with our onten, hang the spider webs of our antennas, now on the penguins. there is no fear, they want to listen to the radio, ischerendichino in black francs, in numbers near the village, they stand, for hours near the village, they stand, walks in a long formation, arch their backs, are busy with gymnastics
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in the morning, and then without greens they clean the ice floe, dancing in the old days in the evening , let's dance here skarins in the evening, a catch, well, let’s check the tools , ours are intact, now, well, nothing, now there will be a table,
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we are your guests today, we’ll say a toast, which won’t happen, but excuse me, the essence of the toast will be satirical. let our toast in moscow praise the rapid growth of novosyolov, it’s a pity that novosyolov is coming mainly from nearby villages. we could raise our toast to the success of the fish chaff, announce the toast to the fish, have a sausage, our toast to the cooperatives, my relatives came home, so they washed my apartment, i washed it for 4 days.
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problematic new year's toast, how to get home today, and on new year’s eve, you can’t find a taxi all over russia, let’s say that we were glad, in the accounting department, you don’t need to drink a glass in one gulp, we divide it by... in your toasts you will have to not forget the hostess, she won’t forget you, she has to wash the dishes all night, he connected us with the eastern region, the satellite is full alone. we watch the crab fishing, we don’t eat it, so we’ll see. vasilvich slept
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together, we, as a rule, do not drink, but on this holiday, we will let our souls go. a white light has converged on you like a wedge, a white light has converged on you like a wedge, it has converged on you a wedge of white light, but... the trail itself disappeared around the bend, i should take it and run around
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the corner, i should take it, so run around the corner, i should take it and run around the corner. oh, run, but pride won’t let you, 100 rains will fall over the world, 100 breeds, 100 rains will fall over the world, 100 breeds, 100 rains will fall over the world, 100 sometimes. osh, and one day you will hear and come, how many winters,
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you will quietly say, how many years, how many winters, you will quietly say, how many years, how many winters you will quietly say. how many years have i agreed on you a wedge of white light, yeah. how many winters will you quietly say, how many
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years, the white light has converged on you like a wedge. comrades, it was not for nothing that i chose the month of august , august is generally a famous month, in august, for example, we annually sum up... our sporting achievements, and since cinema made me not only a moonshiner, but also aquaplane racers, for example, and football players and even boxers, i want to wish our masters of sports new success in the new year in all stadiums of the world, i
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wish success to our football... carefully, please, new year's premiere at first, wow, so what does that mean, well, maybe that, the big difference is fresh. or is there a big difference in taste? or maybe, like this, you haven’t had enough of the big difference yet, that’s right, there’s a big difference, verochka, call kenn efremovich novoseltsev to me. hi, barbie about coffee, heiken,
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ephraim. meeting, today at the first one, vodka veda, a product of the stellar group, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid of ruining them, we’ll buy you new legs, long and shaved. good evening, i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me starts, let's push it, i'm coming to you, no one wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere,
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today is the first one, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir. oh, bourbon steersman is a product of the stellar group, hurry up, good one, hurry up, pretty one, put on your downy scarf, snow, fluffy horses and fast and a wonderful day, their horses are crows.
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it’s in vain to hide your bright lips, your hot face, open your blush, the wind is blowing, you’re young, don’t be afraid of the cold, when we’re next to you, the two of us will stay and won’t part, you know this yourself, this why is our russian winter so good, how i love you and... so i’m waiting for you , you know about it, you yourself, ringing, bells, roads, ribbons, the russian winter will share for us, appreciate the bells, ribbons on the road, the russian will settle for us winter.
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canto minha moi feia se ver que jo canto de felicidade su un beso nada más me quieres dar, con todo mi amor te besaré, elizabethe elizabeth,
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elizabethe elizabeth, elizabeth elizabeth, elizabeth, elizabeth, elizabeth, elizabeth. during the last algebra lesson, a boy sitting close suddenly comes hiding under desks, gray-eyed girls, a note arrives. but i’ll be waiting for you, if you don’t come , it doesn’t matter, i’ll be waiting for you, come at exactly
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seven, even if it’s raining, it’s dark, it’s completely new, a good movie, but in vain with blue tickets, i stood outside the club. the boy is with that girl again, that’s when a note arrives for lessons, come to the cinema, i’ll be waiting for you, if you don’t come, i’ll still be waiting for you, come exactly at seven, even if it’s raining and dark, this is completely new. good movie, i don't know how it will end, maybe it will all begin
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at first, but i want, oh, how i want the boy’s heart to knock, come to the cinema, i’ll be waiting for you, if you don’t come, i’ll still be waiting for you. come exactly, even if it’s raining and dark, this is completely new, this is completely new, a good movie, the sun is walking through everyday life, today the sun is in love. the ferry in love is on its way, it smiles, and the beterok sings and the gift, not
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a blue day shines, because i am walking along the boulevard, a date with you, oh, i live in the same place , you have become my dream, you have become my dream, uh,
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the whole world in love and with a tender kiss from the sun, i today i'm tied, today i'm wrapped, today i'm wrapped, i'm wrapped.
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oleg, oh, where have you been, brothers , sisters, you know each other, oh, what, am i really on earth, they brought me back, and where was i, where were you, oh, don’t tell me, well, i’m walking along the wire before the new year , i’m singing in such a mood and suddenly it flies, a plate, and grabs me with a spoon. and to where, oh, where, where, i can’t say why, i signed a subscription, not to disclose, but how they met me, and most importantly, why they took me, it turns out, why, why, for millions of years this there is a combination that they are celebrating new year at the same time, what are you saying,
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why did they take me, to photograph me with flash? what flash is this for? well, we have a new year's light, and they have a new year's flash, how they greeted me, well, well, he began to juggle, objects disappeared, he began to walk along the sinkhole, they booed, well, i don’t understand, i don’t understand, they themselves are walking on plates, i had to sing along kozlovsky. copes, here we have a christmas tree, a green christmas tree , toys, a christmas tree was born in the forest, and no, no, no, they don’t have a christmas tree, but a stick, some kind of hexagonal one, with these things, and what interesting, on the table, snack, business, yes, but they don’t have a table, they’re dispersing something on something, but interesting, we first bam, and then oh, they’re the opposite, they first, and then bam,
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okay, interesting year, what kind of women they are, what kind of women, all bald, the more bald the head, the more beautiful it is, and fashion, fashion, we are in nilon. caprone, they are all in glass, even i was uncomfortable looking, beard and braids, and braids, braids, and braids, oh , what kind of women, you know, oleg, in my opinion, you and your plates bent something from the acceleration , i can show you for non-believers martian tv, oh, i let it slip,
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don’t tell me where i was, please, what is this? this is a television, yes, and there is color television, probably color , color, they have long forgotten, their television is black and white, modern, so, i turn it on, retournera, nous on s'aimera, nous on s'aimera, je te l'ai dit depuis le premier jour, et je te le dirai toujours, car le temps passe, passe, passe passera, nous ensaimera. ah, nous, on
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s'aimera, on prendra toi et moi, la vie comme elle viendra, mais rien de nous c'est... parler, quand que la terre tourne, tourne, tournera, nous on servera, nous voram, et dans tes bras, maintenant, si je pleur, ce sont des larmes de bonheur, l'avenir chante, chante, chante, chantera, nous on s'aimera, nous on s'aimera, tant que mon cœur latin,
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quand que ton cœur mettra, il aura que toi et moi, dont que la terre tournera. now i’ll come back myself, i haven’t forgotten you, i flew to you as if to confession, i love the little walls, i believe that you are my chosen one, and
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you are always ordinary, as long as the dream lives, we place forever, will carry me away, carry me away. the marrying snowy distance, three white horses, three white horses, december, january and february, our new year, a big festive concert, today on the first one, oldbar cognac is a stellar product. the new year is always the beginning of a new stage, what predictions will there be? she said that everything will be fine in russia, you can confirm this, and the children who
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will be born next year, this is what they will be like about the exchange rate, as in this regard, the dollar how everything that is in this world has its own zodiac sign, the dollar is a cancer, the second half of the year will be very turbulent for it. you understand, some amazing methods have been found here related to body solubilization, with completely different scientific breakthroughs, so i’m now telling you what vanga said, tomorrow at the first,
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mancacher whiskey, a product of the stellar group. they clapped, that they clapped , they clapped, such a glass, just think, what the hell, about some kind of glass in the new year, well , in the end, it’s fortunate that there seem to be few other glasses, and break them for yourself for good health, but not for health but for happiness. we need a toast, we need a toast, comrades, that’s right , pavel vasilyevich, for the health of the young, for the happiness of all young families, for the ice to come to you this year, just a minute, the gardens have not yet bloomed, in response
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to the first warmth, ah... i see my friend ais, straightening his wing above the roof, ah, hello, stork! “we finally waited for you, thank you ais, thank you, bird, this is how it should have happened, you remember how we parted, how the frost caught up with you, my ais was ordered
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to bring his first-born son, and hello ais, we finally they were waiting for you, thank you, ales, thank you bird, this is how it should have happened. the golden summer will fly by, my son will learn to walk. autumn will come, three people will come out
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to see you off on the road, good ais, we just parted for winter, thank you az, thank you, birds, let our meeting be repeated. at an evening session in a small town , an actress sang a song in a foreign language. skazkovenskogo
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forest, i heard in a movie, it was recently, it was a long time ago, it was recently. long ago, it was a long time ago, how could i have thought, how could i have believed then that with our youth, i’m parting forever, but i’ve stayed for a long time, this waltz from the cinema... “it was recently, it was
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a long time ago, these days can’t rise, and don’t get out of the fire, why is this old waltz looking for me everywhere, as if we were you and me again. in a dim movie, it was recently, it was a long time ago, it was recently, it was...
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with good and faithful comrades living in the neighboring yard, or maybe it begins with the song that our mother sang to us, with the fact that in any
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trials no one has been taken away from us, where to start? the birthplace of the treasured bench is a dodge from that very birch tree that is in the field under the wind bending down it grows, or maybe it begins with a spring song from the creator, from this country road. which has no end in sight, where the homeland begins, from the windows of burning valleys, from my father’s old budenovka, which
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we found somewhere in a closet, or maybe it’s the beginning. from the sound of carriage wheels, from the oath that you took to your youth in your heart, where the homeland begins. i love to wander alone, along the alleys full of starry fire, i am full of my worries, you
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are lovers, don’t hide from me, i don’t see anything, i don’t hear anything. i don't know anything, nothing i won’t tell anyone, i don’t see anything , i don’t hear anything, i don’t know anything , i won’t tell anyone, i see joy and sorrow, i even hear hearts beating in my chest, someone whispers , i’m waiting for tomorrow, someone whispers, i hate, go away, i don’t see anything, i don’t hear anything, i don’t know anything, i won’t tell anyone anything , i don’t care if someone is waiting for the evening, let one call me to the cinema, or another asks me to go for a walk, nothing i see, i hear nothing,
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i don’t know anything, i won’t tell anyone, i don’t see anything, i don’t hear anything, nothing. not i know nothing, i won’t tell anyone, suddenly a thunderstorm struck, it was you who said loud words to me, looked into my eyes, and my head was spinning with happiness, i see nothing, i don’t hear anything, i don’t know anything, i won’t tell anyone, i don’t see anything , i don’t know anything, nothing... i don’t hear anything, i won’t tell anyone , i won’t tell, i won’t say, i won’t say, i won’t tell anything, i won’t tell anyone. i don’t see anything, i don’t hear anything
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, i don’t know anything, i won’t tell anyone anything, i lived in the mountains for a whole century than... a man with a beard named sheik, oh, oh, oh!
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the city is witchy in some color, it’s again, it’s again, the woman of summer, the woman of summer, that
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the leaves are melting so quickly, i don’t understand anything, i catch, like these leaves, our dates, our dates, i catch, like these leaves, on... our dates, our dates, i i forgot when i was at home, i confused nights and dawns, oh my whirlpool, oh my whirlpool , memory of summer, memory of summer, i’m circling on a puncture, the windiest woman, i’ve been looking for one like this for a long time, and no more and... no less, only
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mom is worried that i’m gone at night, that they’ll deceive me again, in the indian summer, in the indian summer the maples stole the city with some kind of witchcraft color, this... some color and i was spinning, baggelet, baggelet, and my father was spinning.
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babaletta. nikolay, can i ask you something? fulfill the black eyes.
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black eyes, passionate, burning and beautiful eyes, as i love fire. how afraid i am of you, i saw you during the night, i was in an evil hour, i often dream, in the darkness of midnight, black and rebellious eyes, and i will wake up. the night
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is dark all around, and there is no one here to pity me , i would not have met you, i would not have suffered so much, i would have lived my life, smiling, you redeemed me, your black eyes, took away my happiness forever. eyes black, passionate eyes, burning and beautiful eyes, how i love you, how i fear you, i know i saw you, i’m in awe. kindly,
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if only i would open up the fractions by substituting the fractions. oh, shuffle, i need a snowball, oh, okay, oh, okay, i'm flying, i need a snowball, oh, okay, oh, okay, you've
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wrapped me up in stupidity, i'm coming. you went for a walk with me, stay, i’ll smell it, oh, good, oh, good, the cocos are burning over the river. a snowball is flying over the river, and on the ground without an accordion, oh, good, oh, good, call, go away from the midges, oh, good, oh, good, i'm trembling, frost. the cruel one will advise
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dear friend, warm up your cheeks.
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presented by ukr tsukrom, ukr-kuruprom, ukrshkur uprom in the amount of 109.386 rubles. 12 kopecks an error was made in calculating the cost of packaging by 5 kopecks. urgently telegraph the updated amount to 109.386. rub. 0.7 kop. dot. it’s a disgrace, this is real bureaucracy, because of some 5 kopecks. such a stupid telegram. do you have any idea how much it costs? each word 3 kopecks. what are you, why are you shouting? what are you yelling about? well, go at a reduced rate. why? and at the end it is written, bachish, from happy new year, one copy of the word, now bureaucrats have begun to save the state's money, oh, when we end this bureaucracy, i don’t know, you don’t know, but i
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know, the need to organize a special ministry of good relations with people, a minister of people, a complex name, you can shorten it, just min horvid, where are the people? what do you people care about, if there will be a ministry, in the ministry there will be a head, a head of sensitivity, a head of love, a head of care, with a department of pleasant treatment and a sector of lass, good, and what will this ministry do, good relations to the people from you who- do not be having offended, you are in minkhorvid's home, from let's say, i am minkhorvid, and you just see, and what is the view, vidviduvach, and visit, come to me, yes, hello, healthy boules, it was a concern, that's right, what you turbo, roads? in the store they underweighted the potatoes, oh, and at the same time they insulted me, ah-yay, that means they don’t have any love here, that’s it, that’s it , that’s it, that means don’t love the stink of your work, i told them so, that means you don’t they got to us, you
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need the head-loves, the head-loves, please tell me, this is the head-loves, yes, you understand, i’m in the store the potatoes were underweight, the heads of love, the heads of the potatoes, but what should i do, turn to laxity, glavushutost, glavcha,
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new year with alexandra pakhmutova, nikolai dobronrav, who wrote a new song: embracing the sky, it is dedicated to our cosmonauts, pilots, performed its test pilot, while the truth is only an artist in the cinema, lev barashkov. hugging the sky with strong arms, the pilot. is gaining height, the one who has been friends with heaven right from childhood will not give his first dream forever, if only you knew,
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if only you knew how your hands yearn for helm, the pilot has only one dream, height, height, the highest dream. height, height, the sky was not at the helm, with strong hands, the clip moved alone. you , flying like a rocket, falling like a stone, i cannot be separated from the car in the air , if you knew, if you knew how hands drag along the curtain, only one dream for a pilot, height, height, the highest dream, height, height, clip i held you with strong arms, and
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i yearned for you in the sky, i sprinkle you with starry poems in the sky for you alone, i collected them, if you knew, if you knew how they drag hands on the steering wheel, the pilot has only one dream, height. height, highest dream, height, height!
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i wish good health to everyone who sees me, to everyone who hears me, to everyone who knows me, i, my friends, am a retired soldier, i have served, therefore, i am going home, hey, soldier, step, howl! the soldier lived, did not grieve, did not grieve , the soldier served his homeland, the soldier served his honor , he valued his life more, ring you and the drum, help the soldier, if you burst the drum, i will put a patch, what is strong, what is rich, than the rich man.

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