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tv   Morozko  1TV  January 1, 2024 10:15am-11:15am MSK

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on the contrary, you laughed some more , yes, but you like him, yes, well, love him, yes of course, but he is successful, rich, it’s easier to love them, i noticed, my advice to you, you go out of your calculations, how it will be easier to get a divorce later, that is, you think it’s better to love the poor sick, yes, it’s not me you ’re not looking into right now, my passport, listen, i don’t know
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where your passport is, i gave it to you , okay, okay, look at everything you have me, lord, i'll knock you down, mock me , now, you'll probably forget something again, but my god, go away, you finally, put it back, why are you acting as if you are at home, he says? something in the kitchen, damn, where did something fall on my head, trouble, oh , oh, oh, what happened, oil, oil, got burned, but no, under no circumstances, this is not necessary, yes, with water right away , and then with ointment, calendula, calendula, oh, why are you blowing on me, now there’s a doctor, i know what’s best, everything, now everything will pass, everything, everything, everything.
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my mother, in what sense, literally, so we need to come up with something, well, we’ll figure it out, so that means you driver eraclius , we arrived, you brought something, you’re already leaving, okay, wait , wait, what kind of driver am i, i ’m a little off, it turns out, you, you, you can think of something, i can think of it, now i’m thinking, oh , you know what? you better open it quickly, otherwise she ’ll think we’re getting dressed, idiot, mommy, it’s called buying little things, everything ’s there, mom, well, finally, hope, hold it, hope, hold it, well then you, well, this, excuse me, please, wow, what a burden, this is very harmful, this, i’m like a doctor to you, practitioner, i say, what kind of doctor, we, in fact, what kind of doctor am i? decide
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to introduce yourself to one friend and anyway, since when are you my friend? well, it’s been two hours, for sure, if not more, then why are we, we’re on you, it’s funny, you’re passing by, passing by, i recognize the delicacy of your generation, you’re afraid to interfere with the happiness of your children, is it necessary, what are you talking about, nadya, who is this , this is my classmate, he’s already leaving, i hope, what kind of classmate am i? please, can i introduce myself, what is your mother's name? nadezhda vasilievna, nadezhda vasilievna, please allow me introduce yourself konstantin evinovich, lukash, lukashin, yes, lukashin, from moscow, yes, from moscow, you come, come, nadya, where is iraq. well, where is the promising one, there is a dead end
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, valer, i think i’m lost, listen , look again on the navigator, it’s normal, like in a fairy tale, the further you go, the worse it gets, i don’t understand it for you, valer.
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hello iraq from the company with the upcoming one , tell me your tv shows well , well, can i watch it? adventurer, why am i an adventurer, please excuse me, because your father was an adventurer, why was he, i mean, he’s still alive and he’s sending you warm greetings, that ’s fine, he’s just saying hello, nadya, wait, wait, this is my phone,
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it’s unbearable, i need to change the ringtone, thank you, yes, kostya, why aren’t you left, why? well , then nadezhda vasilievna came up and said that you are an adventurer, yes, why is it interesting, give me the phone, he’s asking for a phone, evgeniy mikhailovich, nadya, explain how your son ended up in our apartment, it’s not you who brought him here by chance. sent, why me? you never know to take revenge, you didn’t succeed, so now through your son you want to ruin my daughter’s life? i only recently, recently found out that where is he? i’m willing to believe it, but what’s all that
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noise you’re making there? where are you? can't you go out somewhere? just a second now, i guess. i , i promise you, i swear that he will leave you right now, tell him yourself, no, yes, dad, konstantin, please tell me, have i often forced you to do something in your life? well, great, well, come on, we are waiting for you. who is kostya, they will rejoice, of course, i hope you greatly, give me the phone, hello, hello, hello, connected, discharged, in my opinion , these new phones, the batteries don’t last
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at all, you have a recharger, yes, no chargers, well, literally, go away, well, well, i’ll leave, i need to recharge a little, i need to dad to finish, “oh, lord , god, what , what should we do, zhenya, nothing can be done, we have to fly, why, save our son, yes, she’s sure it’s me, that’s all then, well, so you fly explain everything, well, yes, okay , what to explain, there are no planes anymore, you can look for a plane, it’s elementary now. grigor ivanovich, it’s me again, yes, i would like one more ticket for any flight to st. petersburg, which means, well , thank you, one more, thank you, zhen,
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maybe you can wash yourself, maybe a little. i wanted to meet the woman my father loved, he didn’t love her, but he wasn’t serious about it, but why? is it you with him? ok, this is delicious, very, very tasty, yes, but i don’t really understand, is it fish or chicken, it’s charged,
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yes, it’s already charged, will you call dad, no, i don’t want to, but what about me, go away, well where am i, now dad will fly in, so don’t flew in, no, well, you don’t know him well, i just know him well, yes, that is, in general, wait for him at the entrance, on the street, anywhere. excuse me, this is yours , thank you, thank you, this is ierakliy, sanya, i’m here, hello , this is you, this is me, son, you are my dear, this is, this is him, that means this is it, i’m valentina, here, and this is tatyana . calling from israel, here we are friends of your future mother-in-law, it’s clear which
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mother-in-law, this is not, dear nadya and irakli, yes, so we decided to give you this photo , what a photo, and this is your mother, i’m not theirs mom, i’m just nadi’s mom, don’t cling to words, this is what i give to them, oh, what a good master. well, it’s bitter, it’s the right thing, it’s bitter, it’s bitter, it’s impossible, it’s impossible, it’s not supposed to, it’s only for the wedding, let me, tanya, i’ll call you later, okay, kiss me, no, well, it’s bitter, it doesn’t matter, valya, valya, stop it, we have to go to the store, let's go, let's go, yes, okay , everything, good, goodbye, good, intelligent, little eyes. oh blueberries, goodbye, goodbye, what a woman, you are also
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very beautiful, i’ll wait there, and you have a passport please look at 12:00, she knows about it, i think she guesses, so i would like it
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to be as it should be, so that in the presence of nadezhda vasil you, well, as before, remember, i ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage , and so on, as i understand it, you’re not asking, but you seem to have already decided everything, including because of her, it’s not true, she herself, that is, she didn’t speak, but she made it clear, that is, i have a good reason to ask you to come to us today, you have already decided everything and haven’t even found the time to get to know me, but ipalegirovich, that’s not true, what if you need me, i tried, well, thank you, how many border guard days are there in a year, well , come to the wedding, thank you for the invitation. but how many border guard days are there in a year, excuse me, well, ok, we’ll see, goodbye,
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goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, what, how many border guard days in a year, actually one, two, maybe three, tell me, valentin ivanovich, a children's rhyme, you know, yes, i know a lot of them, moroz, the commander of the patrol, goes around the possessions of his patrol, you understand, he is also a border guard, yes should you joke about this topic, no, no, i understand, new year is also a border guard’s day, i understand, tell me, valentina ivanovna, the gatekeeper lives here, listen, let’s go have a drink, no, let’s go, let’s go, then, then, then, then, then, soldier, well, valentin ivanovich lives here, a woman called me, the name from your house is valentina ivanovna, she complains that it’s because of our station.
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how did you get back? wait a second.
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border guard, where are you? nadya, call the police, i'll be there soon, okay, border guard, wait , come on, hey, go, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, give me your hand , new year’s favorite dish, well, most likely it’s a variety of salads, and our family loves manti, it’s quite specific, many don’t like it, but jellied meat with horseradish is probably the most delicious things that
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this life has for me, the most important gift, i think it will be my arrival, but in reality i will give very, very many sweets, which... all my family and friends dream of, a holiday is, well , probably tangerines, the smell of tangerines, the smell of fresh, cut down, unfortunately, we don’t hang up the christmas tree we put up from the frost, because our cat can eat it, we congratulate you on the new year, we wish you happiness, health, all the best, everyone, everyone, everyone, i hug you with all my heart, happy new year! cognac, old barrel, product of steller group. new year's premiere on the first. so, we have very little time, only 40 minutes. why? we have a corporate account
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for video communication, unlicensed, free, only 40 minutes. i foresaw that your qualifications would not be enough. lost, father, homeless people on the first floor they ask, be amazed, be polite , otherwise i will upset you, but there are no opportunities, today is the first , can you imagine, the buzykins regularly go to zhulebins, exchange partners, we
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could do that too, that yes, i remember, today is the anniversary, did you give it? this evening, bobby, i'm dead , i'm not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i'm afraid of ruining them, good evening, i wanted to warn you, it's very difficult for me to start, let's launch it with a pusher, i 'm coming to you, that's what ? tightening, belarusian tightening, tightens the stomach, warm, comfortable, no one wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today on the first, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir, yak monte shococa, product of stellor
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group, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i i’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you, i flew to you as if to confession, i am love. i love you a little, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, everything is forever, as long as the dream lives.
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what kind of pants do you have, our stylists can handle such a bright heroine, a fashion statement there is nothing to hide from your viewers, now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies, a casting has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer, you need to, so to speak, dress up accordingly, the candidates are famous actors, tv presenters, journalists, designers, they will reincarnate you, they will all appear in the studio and will try to win the audience's hearts, who will win? you decide. the fashionable verdict is back. tomorrow on the first. the new year is always the beginning of a new
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stage. what will be the prediction? svanga said that everything will be fine in russia. you can you confirm this? and the children who will be born next year, this is what they will think about the exchange rate. how about this? the dollar, like everything else in this world, has its own. the zodiac sign of the dollar is cancer, the second half of the year will be very turbulent for it, we are ending a difficult era in the twenty-third year and starting a new one, but what will we get in the twenty-fourth? what was said to me, i tried myself on, everything came together, i was going somewhere to the mountains with a complete stranger, i couldn’t stand it, i asked, what sign were you born under, because tanya told me what sign this person would even be under, that well, i was 6-7 years old, and my mother and i...
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or something, but it generally seems to me that you are lying all the time , by the way , why? if you come up, well... why not, just give me a little time and you’ll understand, otherwise we’re all communicating somehow in the hustle and bustle, on nerves, tolik,
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hi, call me back, valera, you little old lady, well, it’s not possible, no one will hear anyone, just talk to me normally, you ’ll appreciate it, well, i’m kind, i’m not stupid, i’m delicate, i’m young. a man with very serious intentions, you yourself decided to call the police for me, i think that i won’t leave on my own, that’s good, now. hello, police, good evening, happy new year, happy new year to you, and you know, the fact is that a man snuck into my apartment, i don’t know,
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but you’ll figure it out, third street of builders, building 25, apartment 12, dashing , and you at home, listen, it’s better for you... well, what do you tell them? i'll say that you got scared and ran away. no, that doesn't fit at all. they will punish you with a pawn call. i can't let this happen. what nobility. it happens sometimes like this. let me just wait here for their arrival. i understand, well , it just doesn’t match, you once said that a man broke into the apartment, and i was on the landing, it just doesn’t correspond to the legend. “you know what we’ll do, i ’ll have one foot in the apartment, one on the landing, everyone’s fine.” listen, i still
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very interesting, how did you end up here and what did your father do here? that's it, fly, honestly, i'm still not sure that this is necessary , give it here, i'll fly myself, well, give it here, i say, i'll fly myself, i'll fly you, even without... you're a gift yourself, masha , a bouquet , here’s for your mood, fly with god, god, oh , here’s the antenna, yeah, with this wire, it’s attached over there, well, well, when the wind, this station scrapes interference around you, well, that means you need
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this one... i only know one song, can i try it now if i remember, aetial news, now now, if you don’t have a house, fires are not scary for him, wife.
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won't go to someone else if you, if you, if you don't have a wife , don't have a wife, if you don't have a dog, and it's great there, a neighbor won't poison her, there won't be a fight with a friend, did, if you, if you , if you don’t have a friend, don’t have a friend, the orchestra rings with bass, the trumpeter blows, think for yourself, decide for yourself, have, have, if you don’t have an aunt, then they won’t lose her to you, and if you don’t
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live. then you tell me, then you don’t, then you tell me to die, don’t die, the orchestra is thundering, bass, the trumpeter is blowing, poor fellow's brass, think for yourself, decide for yourself, to have it or not to have it, to have it or not, the twelfth. yes, they called, they called? here’s a man who got into my apartment by mistake and doesn’t want to leave, i don’t want to, it’s clear, maybe he’s not in possession of documents,
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okay, they’ll check everything there, would you like some more tea? no, thank you, tell me, can i call you? please, thank you, yes, hello, i'm at the police station, where at the police station, you said it yourself,
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thank you, no, i'm just talking about our conversation, about fishing, i'm on my way, i need to leave urgently, i'll come back, i'll come back, don't worry, you 'll fix it then, then you're human or not, i have a cleaning job, i need it, give it back, give it back, i said, give it back, give it back, they'll come and fix everything. okay, people, quietly, quietly, i called the repairmen, now he will come and fix everything, deathly, freely, i left a ring as a deposit,
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wait, the fisherman is generally wonderful, and you can call your mother, your mother, of course, you can, of course, thank you. hello, mom, hello, and we left, he still hasn’t left, yes, uh , that is, no, but everything is already, it seems to me, he won’t be there anymore, probably, probably, or for sure, and give your mom a happy new year, me, of course, thank you, oh, kolya. well, to be honest, i can’t give a complete guarantee. you know what, only one person can intervene to put everything in its place, your father.
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thank you, yes, something, i’m just talking about our conversation, when you know, you burst in. after very hard work, very hard work, for which he was detained, honestly, out of stupidity, he just tried to force himself on his fiancee, she called the police, come on in, the mine.
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please, thank you, well, you see, i persuaded you, everything will be fine, you had no reason to worry, you checked everything, everything is fine, we’ll let you go, thank you very much for the company, well, i beg you, you have to live in the apartment. with registration, we will take into account,
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goodbye, goodbye, happy new year, nadyuzha, wait one minute, i know that children are important, and comrade major, i have one request for you, here one person was brought to you, lukashin , lukashin, konstantin, tourer from moscow, can you please deal with him properly. and this is a gift, thank you, we’ll figure out where i can hide it, maybe a cucumber, figure it out for yourself, and where without the baht, who are we?
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he will pity fools, for example, i ’ve been married twice, both times, successfully, i’m not sure how i’m doing with this matter, but why are you sitting there, so i went, on my own or? let's stand there for the upcoming one, let's go to the last one on the road, so to speak, well, we sat with the new year, that 's all. you, i’m listening, seventy-four, bulls
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, these are mammoths, what kind of people do you have in the monkey, yes tych major, lukashin, lukashin, you are lukash, and lukashe, this is tarbiya, that lukashta.
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new year's premiere at the first, come on, get up, slave face, you harnessed the master's horse, where am i in general, well, what next, nothing, so he smeared glue on the buttons, i’ve been walking like this for the third day. there is a big difference, europe introduced sanctions, the twelfth package, they try year after year, but there is no sense, no matter who in britain squealed about them, no one paid attention to the sanctions, and to whom is it all thanks, thanks to the efforts of three . modest girls, today on the first day, green sea,
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doigi! stearsman bourbon is a product of the stellar group, hello! slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid they’ll ruin them, we’ll buy you new feet, straight long shaved ones! good evening, i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s push start it, i’m coming to you. no one wants me , psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today at the first, i 'll keep the slippers as a souvenir, satellite debris is flying towards you, we'll do an evasive maneuver,
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heard, accepted, romca product of stellor group. good morning, good afternoon , good evening, good night, winter is too long , i’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you, i flew to you as if to confession, i love the little walls, i believe that you... we are the chosen one and you are ordinary, strength, always, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, they take me away, they nurse me, the ringing snowy distance, three white horses, three white horses, december, january and
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february, our new year, a big holiday concert, today on the first. i watched this program as a child. and what kind of pants are you wearing? our stylists can handle such a bright heroine. the fashionable verdict has nothing to hide from its viewers. now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies here. a casting call has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer. you need to dress up, so to speak. accordingly. candidates, famous actors, tv presenters, journalists. designers, to reincarnate you, they will all appear in the studio and try to win the hearts of the audience, who will win is up to you, the fashion verdict is back, tomorrow is the first, the new year
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is always the beginning of a new stage, what will be the predictions, svanga said that russia will have everything is fine, you can confirm this, but what about the children? i asked: what sign were you born under? because tanya told me what sign this person would even be under, that well, i was 6-7 years, and my mother and i always had a mismatch of nothing, when i read that the bull does not like the monkey, i turned and said: “well , you’re not suitable for me, you see, some amazing methods have been found here related to the rejuvenation of the body, with completely different
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scientific breakthroughs, i’m now telling you what vanga said, tomorrow at..." god forbid our station will be broken down, if you hadn’t left, nothing would have happened, i hope, well, i didn’t do it of my own free will, what are you you start, my dear, well, you left me to deal with this alcoholic, he’s not an alcoholic, he just has intolerance, you are already defending. no, and if you don’t come back by the new year, i’ll celebrate it with him, i’m almost sure
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i’ll make it in time. damn, oh, sorry, yeah, sit down, man, we are! since we’re not taking it away, but climb in, it’s possible, it’s possible, it’s possible, so what, tuners?
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i'm chasing bastards.
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come on, go and see who it is, ugh, border guard, you have the ring, give it back.
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that, excuse me, for god's sake, excuse me, please, but you're still here, yes, well, dad should come, and i'm here. i can wait, please, thank you, i’ll go, i still need to set the table, of course, it’s cold, barefoot already, thank you. dear citizens of russia, dear friends,
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in a few minutes we will celebrate the new year, these minutes always unite the people of our huge country, because each of us is now remembering the past and thinking about the future.
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the recipient's device is turned off. russia is sacred, russia is our country.
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i'm sorry, my god, who are you, the hand of fate , what happened, peek-a-boo, i got in the way, yes , i had an accident, if there had been another car, everything would have crashed, well done, great, i was played, i now understand how he got here, who got here
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let me go, oh, young, now i’ll explain everything, don’t, don’t, i’ll now... well, i’ll explain everything, valentin is just super, hello, yadorovich, come here immediately, we have a bull’s tv here behind your station, we’re just having a flood , tsunami, fire, siment , now everything will collapse so easily behind your station, go and repair your antenna, because he is now...
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this is from someone, and this is from him, look at the topic, maybe we’ll ask him why you arranged all this, let's listen, shall we? kostya, yes, happy new year, listen, dad will be here soon, get ready meeting, in general, don’t fool the girls, you understand, please remember, father has one gift today, these gifts for you, be afraid, what’s that noise, call me back, i’m busy now, what are you chatting with him about, busy
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, stop it, well, you guys did absolutely right, for such things you need to do it right away , come on, the look is so impudent, all like my father, it’s mine that is impudent, it’s me like my father, i ’ll leave now, don’t worry, here it is, by the way, come in, come in, they told me to come in tomorrow for money, and tomorrow, as you understand, it’s already happened, okay, who are you from the forest, and the groom, the man on duty, your owner, you forgot your keys, i helped him open the door, what kind of
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owner, i checked his passport, by the way. we travel very often and celebrate the new year in different cities; a year ago we celebrated the new year in the ryazan region. i like to do quiet hunting, this year was successful, there was a big harvest, we made a lot of pickles and pickled mushrooms. usually new year is a family holiday for us, so we gather in a big circle.
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mancacher whiskey is a product of the stellar group, carefully, please, the new year's premiere is on the first, wow, what does this mean, well , maybe that... the big difference is freshness or the big difference is the taste, yeah.

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