year, health, happiness to all, may this day bring you a lot of joy, a lot of positivity and blessings, happy holiday, dear residents, happy new year, why does a person so need to go to space, because it exists, mancar whiskey, a product of stellor group. carefully, please, the new year 's premiere is on the first, wow , so what does that mean, well, maybe that the big difference is fresh, or that the big difference is the taste, yeah, or maybe it's like you haven't eaten enough yet?

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, such old shoes, i’m afraid to spoil them, good evening, i wanted to warn you , it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s start it with a pusher, i ’m coming to you, this is what a tightening is, a belarusian tightening, stretches the stomach, warm, comfortable. no one wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today on the first day, i'm wearing slippers for myself i’ll leave it as a souvenir, i watched this program as a child, and what a pair of pants you are, our stylists can cope with such a bright heroine, the fashion verdict has nothing to hide from its viewers, now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies, a casting has been announced to fill vacant positions. they will all appear in the studio and

try to win the hearts of the audience, who wins is up to you, the fashionable verdict is back, tomorrow on the first, good morning. good afternoon, good evening, good night, winter is too long, i’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten you, i flew to you like confession, i loved the little wall, i thought that you were my chosen one, and you are ordinary, everything is forever.

our new year, a big festive concert, is on the first day today. the new year is always the beginning of a new stage, what will be the predictions? svanga said that everything will be fine in russia, you can confirm this, and the children who will be born next year, what will they say about the exchange rate, how in this regard? the dollar, like everything that is in this world, has its own zodiac sign, the dollar is cancer, the second half of the year is for it will be very turbulent, we are ending a difficult era.

i’m going somewhere to the mountains with a stranger. i asked what sign you were born under, because tanya told me what sign this person would even be under, that well , i was 6-7 years old, and my mother and i always had nothing in common when i read that a bull doesn’t love monkey, i leaned back and said: “well, you’re not suitable for me, you know, some amazing methods have been found here related to body rejuvenation, with completely different scientific breakthroughs, i’ll tell you now i’m conveying what vanga said, tomorrow on the first "? house, street, apartment, everything matches, and the city, hello, i’ve already arrived, you’re there, and

the city, i don’t understand, this is... where are you getting at ? , that you won’t pay the money, but ipali girovich, well, no problem, well , that’s all, no, dad, don’t come up here, i’m about to get out, dad, it’s true, i’m in the car, wait, okay, which one wave to you , nat, wait, dad, wait, and close the place, otherwise it’s not enough, what, who, who, forgive me, i hope he

fixed the foam, yes, but not our station they broke it, the network doesn’t work, and your father is a cool guy, world-class, and eppolei georievich, i’m very glad that you still found the time and came, this is very important for me, but where is this one, who? well this one.

what is your fourth, please? and i'm next, nadya, this is not a trolleybus.

“it’s you, just don’t say anything , but you can touch, why, why did you come , you can see, you’re dying, you came for your son, okay, so be it, for your son. well, you’ve changed a lot, the worst thing is that you ’re not at all changed, oh my god, you 're lying again, 30 years have passed and you're still the same

we do, but we swear, we quarrel, but there is a difference. nadya, well, you promised to call around. drunk alone, oh, oh , what you have become, what, and the woman, by the way, loved you, waited for you, i wasn’t waiting for anyone, well, i know better, she left her husband, because of this, lord, i keep forgetting what his they called me, they called me, nadya, why did you call me, so that i could once again admire how nicely you communicate? well,

what are you doing here? happy new year. and you too. are you nadya? yes. nadya and i have a wonderful daughter. and you're just a loser. no one was waiting for you here. so. goodbye, call the elevator for you, i’ll repeat you, i can handle it, please, goodbye, loser, you know, georgivich is right, but, but he’s also

wrong, loser, why, i don’t know about you, but in my life there was happiness, that is , there was not, there is, because happiness is not something that lasts, it does not pass, if it is given to a person, then forever, it has always protected me all my life. “i am in this happiness, like in armor, you will say, it was a long time ago, but no, just yesterday, or even this morning, it does not go anywhere, who said that, love has no past tense, this is true, true, i know this in myself, so i am a very happy

person, i have been very lucky in life, i wish you the same, one alone, nadezhda vasilnayevich, nadyuzh, the new year has already come, but the holiday continues , please come to the table , let's go, let's go, ippolet georgievich, yes, excuse me, and you are with us, i'll go later, i'm too worried, dear nadezhda vasilyevna, dear ipolit georgievich, nadya, on this solemn occasion for us, my, kostya, yes, i'm getting you

a ticket, i'm waiting for you at the station, i understand which ones santa claus needs less of us, santa claus, where, apartment, where you won’t go, i have another bottle. and one apartment , i combine these two things, i do it, oh, a man will come, god forbid, you always said that i’m an interesting person, that we have a lot in common, i ’m not bragging, it’s just... words, i understand that i’m full of shortcomings, i’m too

energetic, what can i do, i was born in vladivostok, and there 8 hours in advance, my parents named andronnikov after ierakli, remember, there were such programs, it’s just not clear, i’m there on the roof. he is here he dug like a mole, you liked him. answer all yours here, mom, dad, just honestly , don’t worry, i respect myself enough not to be where they don’t want me, if they ask me to leave, then i usually don’t ask again, don’t leave, uh, it seems to me, there’s no need

to take the episode very seriously, well, with women , everything happens. it seemed, it seemed, and it passed , really, mm, yes, nadyusha, should i go, no , well, then, ah... nadezhda vasilievna, ipolit georgievich, nadya, oh, i hope it’s not, tell me, it was you who called just now ? oh new year

sorry, we don’t order santa claus, help! sorry, you can’t help me, the snow maiden just drank too much champagne and was taken away, excuse me, excuse me, they took me to the hospital, but the last order , well, kids, what do you want me to become the snow maiden, yes, yes, what, nadya , that’s funny, nothing funny, you probably have a reserve from the company, we can’t help you .

in the end, well, at least once in my life can i do what i want, because today is a holiday, new year, give me a gift, nadya, i will come back, it’s all very much, thank you, here girl, thank you, hi, thank you. lukash, you can’t seem to

get ready for the new year.

the guys' tale about a bunny can be about someone about a bunny about a bunny. once upon a time there lived a little bunny with a sideways eye, and, as usual, 1 2 3 4 5 the bunny

came out and went into someone else's hole, this is something from a fairy tale, this is just a very famous old russian folk tale, a bunny wandered into... a hole, and there she was the snow maiden, spice beauty, well done, beauty, but sleeping, and no one could wake up sleeping beauty, prince, she had a prince on a silver horse, this is him from a fairy tale, well, of course, sit down, sit down, but even he couldn’t wake up the sleeping beauty, and one day, when the clock on the tower struck 12 o’clock, the bunny kissed

the sleeping beauty, here’s more about this place, please, the bunny realized that he had fallen in love, as i already said sleeping beauty: “be my wife, listen, oblique, and would you not follow your dad, an old shabby hare, that’s what the prince said, on a silver horse, and the bunny answered, rudely, rudely, my dad is not old and not shabby, and by the way, his mother, the sleeping beauty, once loved him too sleeping beauty, they had. i’m a fairy tale , which in my opinion still hasn’t ended, marry me, wait, how can a hare marry a beauty, he

’s an animal, she’s a human, after all, why are you silent, well, tell me the answer, answer the student , say something, handsome, the bunny got the majority of the votes, that’s

the end of the story, whoever listened, well done, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, well, played, thank you. nadya, i’m going to fall, i’m almost going to die, well , people don’t lie before death, i wanted to say that

everything i said is that i’m not a rabbit, yes, it is but i said on my own behalf, it’s all true, and there on the stairs, it’s also true, because well... i immediately understood, calm down, hare, he’s a real prince, of course, he’s a daddy, but you can’t do that, rude, rude, wait, hare, that's the end of the fairy tale. take him to the airport, okay, i’ll take him and come back, no need to come back,

are you sure? yes, help me load the body, where in the taxi, probably as a performance, it turned out well. i might still need it, goodbye, thank you, well, maybe let's go to a song, it's good, it's great to eat songful, fragrant.

ippolit, wait for me, i’ll be quick, maybe it’s not worth it.

dear passengers, the nomination begins, thank you, be careful, it is not sent. every new year i expected that one day i would come, and you were in the apartment, drunk and from the bathhouse, drunk and after the bathhouse, what nonsense, what stupidity, thinking about this for 30 years and doing nothing,

probably there is. if you don’t do something on time, you will never do it again, what should we do now? get on board, the train is leaving, the new year's premiere is on the first day, so we have very little time, only 40 minutes, why? we have a corporate account for video communication, unlicensed, free, only 40 minutes, i ’ll come with...

lost, father, homeless people on the first floor are being interviewed, be amazed, be polite, otherwise i will upset you beyond belief, today on the first floor. cnop gin is a product of stellar group. can you imagine, the buzykins regularly go to zhulebina, exchange partners, we could do that too, yes, i remember, today is the anniversary, you will give me this evening, bobby, i’m dead, i ’m not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such

old man. i'm afraid i'll ruin it, good evening, i wanted to warn you, it's very difficult for me to start, let's push it, i'm coming to you, that's what a tightening is, a belarusian tightening, it pulls in your stomach, it's warm, it's comfortable, no one wants me, the psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today at the first, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir. oldbar cognac is a product of the stellar group. good morning, good afternoon. good

evening, good night. the winter is too long. i 'll come back to you myself. i haven't forgotten you. in bodies to you as if for confession, i love little wall, i believe that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, always, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, takes me away, takes me away, the ringing snowy distance, three white horses , oh, three white horses, december, january, ours new year, a big holiday concert , today is the first one, now is such a magical day,

a holiday, christmas, and the field of miracles is the truth, the people’s favorite program, christ was born, god was incarnate, “come on, come on, come on, spin, donut, we'll soon recognize the plane, now the green light will light up, let's go, oh, are you a girl or something? i’m a girl, by the way, and you’re married to a husband, i’m also

not married, although i’d ​​really like to, so please explain to me, as a woman, why she didn’t choose me, a strong one?”, reliable, who really wants a family and children, this santa claus, what the hell is he for? what for? do they really love him for something? that’s how children love him, little ones whose fontanel is not overgrown yet, they love just like that, unintentionally.

who flies? oh no , in this form i can’t register him, girl, he brought happiness to people all night, okay, seryozha, take santa claus to the plane, let them ok, god bless you, doctor and

postik, you’re doing great! no problem, thank you, how you want

this night to end as soon as possible, so that the sun will rise as soon as possible, you don’t know where the sun is now, i don’t know, in vladivostok, probably in vladiki for sure, i’ll fly home, home. and hello, where is the fur coat, what kind of fur coat, the blue one, the one with the white collar, and this fur coat went to the airport, he left, like a hare, sorry, you too, where to the airport. dear passengers,

the flight is delayed due to local conditions, moscow does not accept flights. we ask you to leave the salon plane and return to the terminal building. our airline apologizes for the provision. they arrived, they arrived , well, impostor, stop the noise, wake up, take me home, please, third street, yes we know, we know, but where is the wash? yours is probably there,

hmm, are you really santa claus or what? what, you don’t believe me? oh, it’s just that usually with us, it’s uncle pasha, well, you! but a wish is possible, well, two are possible, oh, they weren’t just impudent, but only one thing, yes, good, now i want everything to be fine with dad, but for me, like dad, that’s so accepted, thank you, thank you, of course, and i also

really want to go to st. petersburg, eat soy, yes, oh, go to sleep, come on, and we’ll finish it, lord, that’s a noise, that’s actually mine, that’s what i was hoping for. “listen, tomorrow there are four more apartments, this is impossible, although, okay, yes, where are you, dad, everything is fine, it’s already glory at home.” oh, and don’t be upset, it always

seems to us that what we are looking for is somewhere far, far away, but it may be completely, listen, wait, what did you want to ask, now, does it treat ajugi with calendula ointment, no, of course , did you get burned, to some extent, yes, dad, sorry, i need to call back urgently. what are you doing here? i'm waiting for you to wake up. is it me with you or you with me?

what difference does it make to us now? you know, it seems to me that everything will work out for them, like you, we’ll wait and see, without closing the door behind you, i’ve been living for many years now. since then , the report of my accidental losses has been stopped , someone is waiting again, there is a delay, the past is in

the dark, again... let's blow, two eternities have come together in one short day, a short day, you don't know me. sorry, don’t languish on the threshold for a long time, because now our repeated love, the whole life will become a statute of limitations,

sweep away again. the past is in the dark, again there is a snowstorm, two eternities have come together in one short day, again in a snowstorm. the past is in the dark, again weeks, two eternities came together in one short day.

hello, happy holiday. happy new year, here 's the news for 2024 at this time: kaledenoscope of congratulations, warmest wishes, love, health and peaceful sky above your head, i want to convey huge greetings.