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tv   Novogodnii Mechtallion  1TV  January 1, 2024 2:00pm-3:01pm MSK

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well, why is there so much time? no, no , no, no, no, i put the dough for the pies, the pies need to be baked, and i’m already starting to worry, don’t worry, uh, i mean, what about the sand, yes, well, we can’t allow that the dough is gone, oh, remember, orm, the dough, it’s like a woman, it sticks to you, then it runs away, if you forget about it, i was just like that , the prince himself was in love with me, oh, how we swaggered that this was all it means who did you bring, and get out of... yes, i know, i know, the wedding was over
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because the prince’s dad didn’t like yours dirty dancing, i’ve already told you this, i’ve told you this maybe once, maybe a thousand times, i’ve wasted all my brains, and the food, i’m late for you and me. where, how where, you and i are going to a concert, to a concert, we went to it yesterday, you don’t remember anything at all, bah, really, but i liked it, you’re kidding, you were delighted, especially with this song, gig, jig, dancing, granny, orm, what is it, you haven’t paid for the house again, house, uh, didn’t i tell
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you that i’m selling it, very soon, granny, you and i will live in a palace, i promise, infection, let the storm be frantic, the wind gives, let it stand, no plastic. under the joyful edges of slightly chopped burdocks, they come out of the dry land , still, affection, dear gerda, in this imperfect world... it hurts to tell
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a lie, but to tell the truth is even more painful, i made promises to my grandmother and i don’t know what to do, armor them give it, you will have armor, may the world be a glorious troll, love him all. disappeared, like my grandfather after his salary, or it wasn’t even there, oh, where are you with the spatula , oh, how am i going to cook now, oh, where did it go? my frying pans, luscha, you weren’t the one
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who shot all my frying pans, i don’t remember, maybe i did too, large carats, empty two hundred.
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feed, where are you dressed up, come on, the rapids are posthuman, i need to sift the flour. food, and i need to win the princess, food, that made my eyes pop out, park the cast iron. there is a general, who am i, the name is the number of happiness, if you touch me again, i’ll cut off your head,
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please, sir, i’m sorry, my children are sick at home, my wife is sick, i’m sick, please, i hope you’re not lying to me. i hope we still have time to help the orm, oh yes okay, if at least half of what he wrote is true, then we'll have a great time.
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crushed his skull, picked deeper, took out this gigantic ruby ​​from his forehead, oh god, what a ruby, i want earrings from it, you can see, and that the banquet has already begun, uncle, general rock is offering me earrings, which i will make from this ruby, which i got his grandfather in battle, and my classmate, with all modesty and a tactful prince? chosen, it's time to start the banquet, your majesty won't escape the banquet, i'm afraid to seem intrusive, yes, who are you to endure a banquet , brave orm, unlike this one,
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i don’t cover up the exploits of my grandfather, which is true, and what feat did you accomplish in this pretid, robbed a shop, everything for the kitchen, but before that i said a seal snowy koliva , you, don’t touch, holy, jester, my grandfather broke 100 thousand axes, but could not break the seal of the snow king, and so it was i who stepped into him at the entrance, don’t lag behind. trolls, they tried to the end to save those who remained behind this wall, as if this was its seal, it i froze cavetown, but the queen is no more,
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i'll try to break the seal, eh! don't worry, all the stones are still there! failure did not catch me, i got up, i grew into a seal again, under my brutal blows the heels of the main thing went! i believed that i had almost won and was not going to give up! “olt needs to go down, otherwise we’ll end up like these guys, here i dealt my most devastating blow,
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” i thought, if the snow queen is no longer there, then i can lift the curses, i turned out to be right, i managed to unfreeze all of you, including our brave king, the banquet has begun, yes, just like that, my glory went to an unknown knight standing with his back
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turned..." i was silent, because the people must know their hero, i defeated every queen, you, you killed the snow queen, oh you blabber
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, ah... general, that's enough, but your majesty, do you really believe some him, and not me. the people will decide whether to believe him or not? well, in general, the people decided that they believe him, tell the people the details, the ice palace it was so cold that there were even icicles hanging on the icicles, there were only me, the snow queen, alone on alone, but they say that you had friends with you, there was one girl with me, but i took her out of pity, to cook food, give massages, you know, well, then, the snow queen stood in front of me just like you now, princess, i waited a moment, took her hand and hugged her tightly, she melted, bye-bye queen, glory to the orm, glory to the orm! tida, the people said, the king did
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, the princess’s hand is now yours, well done, take it, use it, just wash it, don’t forget, sometimes, here’s your hand, and her, ah, nieces, what, your majesty, i beg you, cancel the order, princess, he’s blatantly lying, general, that ’s it, the issue is resolved, i won’t marry you, now you can sculpt an orma, grandfather... wait a minute, girda, let me in, girda, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night , the winter is too long, i’ll come back to you myself, i haven’t forgotten. you, i flew to you as if to confession, i broke down walls with love, i believe
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that you are my chosen one, and you are ordinary, always, as long as the dream lives, we are together forever, from us from me from me in a ringing snowy tribute , three white horses, three white horses. our new year, a big festive concert, is on the first day today. the new year is always the beginning of a new stage, what will be the predictions? svanga said that everything will be fine in russia, you can confirm this, and the children who will be born next year, this is what they will be like...
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she told me what sign this person would even be under, that well, i was 6- 7 years old, and my mother and i always had a mismatch of nothing, when i read that the bull doesn’t like the monkey, i turned around and said: “well, you’re not right for me”? some amazing methods have been found here, associated with the rejuvenation of the body, with completely different scientific breakthroughs, so i’m now telling you what vanga said, tomorrow at the first, we stayed, it’s called, yes, the big-nosed grave will fix it, what if he needs our help,
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help, after he’s betrayed, yes, wait, we need to talk. there’s nothing to talk to him about, you go, i’m now, i, what do you need, orm, cook food, or maybe a massage therapist and all that, you, well, you shouldn’t have seen this, orm, you haven’t changed a bit, well, no one didn't ask you coming here means it’s all my fault, right? yes, you stick your long nose everywhere, it’s better to look at yours, well then go tell everyone that it was you who saved, and he served as a traitor in the snow queen, but understand, i have no other choice now, do as you know, orm , dear, i looked for you everywhere, you talked about pebbles, but what about the icicle?
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it looks like ornie is one of those who needs friends, yes , a puff on my tights, i’m somehow cold, kai, the wind blew, north, she’s that tour, you just don’t...
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yes, the castle is not my appearance, from over 100 not years changed, dad, here's my granny, tell me, we've never met anywhere before, i don't know, maybe on the dance floor, it happens, dear, what do you think for... everyone or just everyone, wait, here's grandma, as promised , now this is your new home, make sure you don’t get lost here, the kitchen is there,
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what is it? oh, north wind, servant of the snow queen , i thought the queen was no more, i thought so too , well, go, kill her again, maribel, like a daughter to me, return her, but now i can’t handle it alone, your majesty, you can’t handle it , well then marribel will marry a troll, who can handle it.
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your majesty, you misunderstood me, i will gather troops and save boribel, your majesty, i repeat, the one who first saves my niece will become her husband, i will do everything. in my power, your majesty, yeah, will you call grandpa? no, i will finally step out of his shadow.
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you're a local celebrity now, a miner, but remember, i'll send you away soon.
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dude, are you serious about defeating the queen with these stones? soon everyone will see the real winner miner, and i will see him in the mirror, in the mirror, how i forgot, go further, and i'm on reconnaissance! hello, gerda, how are you doing, we got there , everything is fine, everything is fine with me too, but can you remind me how to use a magic mirror to kill the snow
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queen, oh damn, i remembered, of course, to point the mirror at her , so that she can see her reflection, but the felt boots, the felt boots, the old ones are not trimmed, the old ones are not hemmed, they are old, varenki. but how can we get over to the other side, and we ’ll make a bridge out of that oak tree, well, no. this is our house, i saw it first, i’m taking it, yes, and how will you do it, ormik? i'll kick folder for you, are you sure about this? now
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let’s see, you don’t know, i’m the type of shakter fights without rules, everyone was afraid of my stone fist, i saw, i’ll show you the stone, it worked, thanks for the ice break. guys, why do we need lost? just pissed off the terog, what’s the problem, well, rags , i’ll come up with another plan , ready, yes, idiots, we started,
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oh, and a mustache suits you, the soldier doesn’t regret it at all , friends, push, you must be the first to free varibel, guys, imagine, that you have wild dry wood. warm up, more fun, more fun, boys, push it up, yes, that's what i mean i said, don’t be upset, orok, i’m sure that this bridge will be named after you, let’s hurry up! someone stole the mirror, then who? in the northern
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village, well, who else, how can i defeat the snow queen without a mirror, just a second, i came up with an idea, i came up with an idea, gerda, it seems the snow queen has returned, i can’t defeat her without you, i’ll wait for you at the black one... cliff, the morning must be dumped quietly.
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and damn, ugh, you’ll have to get your worms out again, how inconvenient, you had to catch the goose, fly barking! kichka, it remains to stop oroga, my princess, porm, general, what's wrong with you, you're against us,
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no, on us! attacked, and my so-called army ran away from me like a bunch of cowardly elves, i’m not surprised, with such a terrible perfume i would have run away from you too, it doesn’t matter, we need to think about how to save, don’t touch my face, maybe we were enemies, general, but for the sake of our princess, here’s my hand, do you know the short way to the snow queen’s castle? that means, we are here, we can take a shortcut along this path, i’ll show you, the places there are bad, it’s not ancient, general, we have courts and even i, okay, squad, listen to my command.
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this is the mail snow, i catch, catch, catch, here it comes straight at me, it seems he broke my rib, the snow queen has returned, she is following me, hiding by the black cliff. everything is going according to plan,
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huh? meribel, you still came, i’m a decent lady, we’re not married yet, well then let ’s get married right now, but i haven’t, and i’m not wearing makeup. it’s okay, me too, i ’ll go, and you rest tomorrow with you, orm, abram, and why did you go with orm, i can’t let my nephew die, he gives me money i must, general, they are here, come on, get up.
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mom, dad, where is orn, tell me, he disappeared yesterday, he just ran away, alone, not alone, he took our map, he took the map, left you here to freeze, but i believed him... so i believed, i’ll have to go without a map , forward, but how , on the wagon, we’ll get lost and freeze, hold on, friend, keep this close to your chest, you’ll warm up , it’s so hot, there are trolls there, orm, but the black cliff is much further, he might not have made it, it’s cold, the steering wheel is on the left, there is a left steering wheel great, bye, orm,
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in the war, as in the war of loot, i could not do otherwise. i'll go and see if the gerda is swimming, carefully, please, the new year's premiere is on the first. wow, so what does that mean? well, maybe it’s that, uh, there’s a big difference , it’s fresh, or that, uh, there’s
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a taste in the big difference, yeah, or maybe, like this, you haven’t had enough of the big difference yet, right, there’s a big difference, verochka, call come to me, spoil it, we’ll buy you new legs, long and shaved. and good evening, i wanted to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s push it, i’m coming to you,
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no one wants me, you’re psychotherapists they want a new year's adventure, the premiere, today is the first one, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir. field of dreams, christmas special january 5th on the first, he did it to stop you from
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marrying the princess, don't believe me, ask his friends. thank you, but why does he need this to become king, why else, the anchor is in his stern, you can’t waste time on this traitor, raise the sail, gerda, i’m here, here, are you blind? “stop, come back, gerda, don’t listen to the yelling, why lie, it’s just the only way to survive, gerda, the world is unfair , that’s why he did this, the world is the way you make
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it, just believe me, gerda, my eyes wouldn’t see it, okay, swim, the orm doesn’t need anyone, he can defeat the snow queen himself, just like me ". already done before, lota, come back, okay, come on, swim, traitor. they left me alone, the world is unfair in its forms, and what a shame when your friends help your enemy, yes, but i myself had a hand in this. this zyuzh, we must stop them, if rorog
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gets to marivel first, he will save her, yours grandma will never live in the palace, i can help you, na-na, and you ask, i’m not just a reflection, seriously, help me. you are real, as you can see, where did you get this staff from, you stole it from the snow queen, and you still don’t understand, genius, there is no snow queen, who are you, call me! snow king, the sea is freezing, the sea is freezing, we
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are finished, we will all die, thank you, set sail, full speed ahead, go, go, go! uh, blue dude, don't touch my friends, but what, we 're coming off, from the bows, fire, yeah, what's in you, load the catapult,
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stop it immediately, olya, you see how hard it is to fight with yourself, fire! it will be normal, look, another iceberg. everyone
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get ready for a collision, it’s not in us , oh, good job, i’ll freeze each of your friends to a crispy icy crust, it won’t work, even the snow queen didn’t freeze gerda, a deceived heart will freeze her face, she won’t believe you, but you, orm, because i, it 's you, but you're just a reflection, a reflection, yes, but i was a reflection until the moment when you... gave your stupid oath, and now,
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please tell me which one of us is a reflection, if the moon is visible through you, give me the blue nasty dude, we haven’t finished yet, the north wind flew there, the queen’s castle is there. give away the skates. cool, yes, a cool gadget, like on popsleys, right?
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and oh, infection, now it’s a gadget again, now, close your eyes and pray, eh! cool, wow, marry me, in line,
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the iron is in my dowry, everyone is behind me, merda, bolushu, what is this? gerda, can you see me? gerda, we will never forget this day. he will go down in history because victory will be ours.
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noses higher! fire! poltaka! “stop, i got it, i’m healthy, for me, the wedding bride, don’t let my father dry out,
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for our grandfathers, princess,
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general!” i seem to have fallen asleep, yes, marie belle , no, gerda, my friend, help me, orm, gerda, gerdochka , listen to me, don't go to him , it's not me, he wants to deceive you, where is the snow queen, you serve her again, she forced me, i was forced." "it's the impostor gerda, it's me, i, he will freeze you, what happened, what did she do to you, you’re hurt , i’m very cold.” “take me, my life, just take it away, take your paws off, gerta, dearer there is nothing in my life, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, for some reason you understand what was most precious to you in life, only when you lose it, you froze everyone, everyone, and i, no , no, you did it all yourself, lorm , you lied once, you lied again, you lied a third time, there are fewer and fewer of you, more and more of me, where i’m from, vows are not forgotten,
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and that this is a double house, i hope you like it, let me out bastard, let me out, finally everything has fallen into place, what a blessing that you finally put aside your business and found time to visit me, i'm touched, hey, now? my house, this is your house, don’t you dare not touch, the music is louder, our ball is just beginning, how graceful you are today, princess, you, general, i advise you to pay closer attention to your lady , they will take you away, you are not a troll, and a goblin, hey, youth, whiter, warm each other with the warmth of your hearts, and he’s like, oh, my girl, oh, an icy abyss separates us, and i can’t count on forgiveness, but maybe when you get to know me better, in a few years,
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long, cold years that i have done, you we have a glorious throne, we love everything, because what a nice troy indeed. he’s telling the truth , our family mirror, it’s not me, who , maybe it’s me, it’s sclerosis, i don’t remember anything anymore, the old grandmother is completely out of her mind, yes, it’s not you, i did it, don’t... cry , did you do this? yes, i got carried away and i accidentally,
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feeder, i'm so proud of you, always tell the truth, i promise, wa, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth, the truth! the snow king emerged from my lies, and i, i, i’m a coward, i want too much, i’m trying to jump over my head, i’m selfish, i’m without a type, i generally suffer split personality, i'm lying, i'm giving, i'm on the outside. orm, how are you? i won't give you my friends! rakhat, i’m very ashamed, but i
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used you for food all the time. what are you planning? luka, i'm sorry, i left you so that you wouldn't know that without gert i'm nothing, do you hear? no, guys, i lied that i lived like a chocolate, i lied so that grandma lived in a castle! you are made for each other, and i tried to separate you, forgive me! just not this, gerda, you should know the truth, i don’t have anything dearer, grandma, he died, you think you can live life, never a sabrother, i can
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, you served the snow queen, traitor, because of you a snow king appeared, who again almost froze the whole world, for everything you did, orm, “sparing the forces of the kingdom will reward you what you deserve, i will accept the punishment , no matter what it is, we all know that you played a significant role in defeating the snow queen, ormy, but nothing compares to
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what you did now, you defeated yourself. tell me which one is he perfect for you? maybe you didn’t lie like he did? but that doesn’t change your other vices. someone is too greedy, someone is vain, someone is simply a coward. and he was able to defeat himself. how many of you can boast of the same? this monument will be an example to all trolls. he will call for feat. which each of us can accomplish right now, without having to go to the ends of the earth and fight hordes of ice monsters, this feat is in ourselves, in me, i didn’t know that miners were capable of feats. standing hero, rose, i'm a terrible coward,
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i might faint, i was afraid to say what i should have told you many years ago, but your grandson inspired me, if it’s not too late, marry me, seriously, well done, orm, i’m very greedy, i raised the interest on your house, well, they should count, that you paid for it, and yes, hurray, pa , our house, it’s always us now, i didn’t miss the hot, missed your majesty, i said, yes, damn, man, what’s going on, it seems we’ll have to live in the palace , no,
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i think it’s better for you two to be alone, and i ’ll go home, i’m sorry, gerda, but in the palace i said that you are not so important to me, yes, i i heard, i didn’t even notice how i broke out, but i ’m a troll, it’s okay, we’ll make a man out of you.
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i have a dream, i... want to visit all regions of our country, i have managed to visit twenty regions so far, but i put marks on the map and this number increases, as a child, on new year’s day i was probably five or six years old. they gave me a little fox, it was a big red fox, like the soviet type, but she lived with me for a very long time, i would like to go - swim with dolphins, one day i wanted to become a football player and my relatives, this... made my most cherished dream - to buy an apartment, good luck to everyone, love, happy holidays, don’t be afraid to make wishes, then they will definitely come true.
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from space, our planet seems so small, our homeland is so huge that it is unclear how it fits there, the whole world is surprised how we do not lose each other in these endless spaces, and really, how? penguins are very faithful, true partners,
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look, penguins are the only monogamous animals on the planet, you know, what is monogamous, this is when a penguin, a boy, loves one penguin girl all his life, if she is a penguin, the female gave birth to her. egg yes, then it’s already a male, the male sits on this testicle, sits until the last, maintains the temperature , of course, but borya didn’t understand how you can remain monogamous when there are so many unmarried penguins around, hello, yes, hello, who is it, it’s me , you forgot my charger, and hello, yes, yes, yes, what kind of charger, a year ago borya also forgot his charger on one of his many business trips and... answered new year without him, i can’t talk now, and you know that you don’t call me anymore, okay, olya filed for divorce, in general , as you know, without whom you will celebrate the new year, you will spend it without him, and palych will be there and
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will fulfill his paternal function, this is such love, of course, one may ask, what happens if the male cannot simply be the female at this moment, well, if this suddenly happens, then the penguin is in the egg. will die, so well, let's go to the african hall, we pass opposite, there we will show you real indonesian luvakov, come on, buy this penguin , how much does it cost, it’s not for sale, well, today, actually, it’s time to give birth, but there’s an alternative, go to the bird market, there ’s another one like it in the waterfowl department, there’s enough money, something... then you don't look good. again, it’s not that, listen, i need 15 thousand before february, i’ll give it all together at once, that everything is so bad, well boy, where did you get
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the mangrove snail, man, i accidentally tore off its antennae, it’s not an antennae, boy , this is an eye, you have a boy, where do the hands come from, go don't touch anything else, poor thing? what does it mean to live without a father, and if the eye of a mangrove snail could not be returned, then bori could only return his family to an orderly from the sochi veterans home. vladimir oreshkin. baby, i missed you. because this is the same boy vova who, 6 years ago, to help his friend varya, launched a chain of six handshakes, which reached the russian president himself. federation, you promised earlier, let’s go home already, vova dreamed of celebrating this new year together with varya, but stood in his way...

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