dog, name was vladimir sergeevich, get out of here, so, you're a smart guy, you're still here, well, hold on, kozlina, hello, killer whale, what are you doing here, huh? what's the matter, guys, i went out for 20 minutes to eat and some stranger is already playing my role , i'm not a stranger to anything, i'm an artist, oleg yesenin, oleg, tell yesenin more soulful for me, and yesenin, thank you, brother, please, what's the matter, maybe we're making a big difference here, what a big difference, guys, you closed a big difference 12 years ago, 10 years ago, seryozha, 10, listen, what did you all agree on? is it possible that this one is also barking at me about 10 years, you’re a pig, they’re not barking, they’re talking, what? it’s impossible, he did it very cool

, oleg, well done, it’s very similar, it looks like, sergey, i didn’t expect it, it looks like here, it looks like i was thrown into a muddy puddle on january 1st and walked back and forth until the eighth, it looks like, please, that’s it, guys, well, let’s shoot us off again, on my word of honor, thank you. thank you, and you too, my dear, thank you, what, what, why can’t they accurately show me without me, amateur performance, what further with us, guys, i don’t remember anything, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid to spoil them, we’ll buy you new legs, long ones at once and... “good evening, i wanted

to warn you, it’s very difficult for me to start, let’s start with pusher, and i'm coming to you, no one wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today at the first, i 'll keep the slippers as a souvenir. why does a person need to go to space so much? because he exists. mancacher whiskey - product of the lar group seryozh, by the way, could have parodied himself, it would have been more funnier. first, try to parody yourself, and then we’ll talk. yes please, please.

that’s it, yes, it was a parody of nona greshaeva on nona greshaeva, well, no, it won’t work like that, we don’t do that, you know, great, come on, come on, teach me, i’m not teaching you, i’m reminding you, we first take some funny trait from a person, yes, we exaggerate it, start working with them, bring them to the point of absurdity, it turns out to be a parody, great, that is, you want to say that i have a trait over which they laugh, well, not just like that, no, you’re just in the heat of the moment, sometimes like that. you play with some kind of southern intonation, now now, what did you bring me, who wrote all this? what kind of fiction is this when you talked like that? here you go, lord, and you do this with your hands like this all the time, you chatter like a character in a puppet theater, and you start jabbering when i interrupt you, when i was jabbering, i’m not the same on the contrary, that you are not mine at all, when this we moved from a parody to a swirling scandal, it really just happened, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to. i'm sorry, i really

don't think your features are funny, they are charming, yes, yes, and in everyday life you are just a nice person, yes, well, and i really like the way you smile at yourself when your eyes are so flirtatious to the left all the time once there, so you’re a toad again, stop, let’s move on, there’s a big difference, it’s a new year... thought stirlets. it’s a holiday, which means we need to please the audience not only with new parodies, but also with a couple of the best old ones. for example, this one, where stirlets walked along the corridor to muller, and did not know what they had decided in moscow make the film in color.

never before has stirlets been so close to failure. at this time, müller was going through german curse words, shaisa, in his office.

who's there? shterlets! sterlitz, what's wrong with us? where, where, where, where, where is our black uniform? where are my black folders? where is my black pistol? well, probably the russians colored the film, group, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, no, no, this

is not... this is my creativity, do you like it, funny, they think that this will defeat germany, no, no, this makes us more stronger, you are free, stirlets has not seen his wife for 10 years. he's so i was waiting for this meeting, your without steak and coffee, the painters suck, they won’t even

give you food. stirlets did not immediately find his wife. god, honey, what have they done to you? how smart you have become. müller was still in a rage, sawing flowers hurt his eyes and distracted him from the thought of a russian spy, then he got a clue, prints on

the mother’s suitcase, stilt, come in, buddy, you know, the russian mother’s suitcase, it’s a black suitcase, really? they've run out of paint, there are fingerprints on the suitcase, good fingers, this fingerprint from the suitcase, here this one is yours. thank god, no, yesterday they were the same, everything is so

unprofessional that it’s impossible to work, i won’t leave it like that. sorry, my fer! okay, okay, let's start with a laugh! something happened? have you played pinball? forgive me, i expected everything from the russians, but the fact that they would act so vilely! previously, we fought quietly for ourselves, our gray tanks stood in the gray forest and no one.

serious organization, shtirlets, i ask you to stay.

justos to russian television the plan worked, the enemy was morally suppressed, almost defeated, but in next time, before you paint something, practice on cats first, first a man tamed a cat, and then brought a christmas tree into the cave, that’s what came out of it, a sociable cat, yes sash, she’s trying to get to the tree that’s behind you, the mission is impossible - it's not about tom cruise on a motorcycle flying off a cliff, it's about taking a beautiful photo on new year's day. we realized that he

was bored alone, he wanted to communicate with other dogs, they already know her with him, she is very harmful, she only loves me, very jealous, how petrovich came to you, i saw these are these unfortunate eyes, absolutely human, and i just have this thought, this is my man, have you seen the video? watch with us, new year's episode, tomorrow on the first, don't be afraid of anything, everything depends only on you, cnop gin is a product of stellor group, there's a big difference, listen, what about you after?

wait, why didn’t you immediately say that you needed help? yes, you see, one of my acquaintances, but not close, just a very old one, i’ve known him since childhood, everything, i understand, an acquaintance, of course, so what , an acquaintance, he caught a star, a rider fatter than the script, yes, yeah, so, the make-up artist throws around the powder compact, sometimes cancels the shoot if the tarot cards don’t allow it, sometimes they demand to be addressed only as an honored artist. russia, no, he doesn’t have a title yet, what are you saying? i don’t understand

anything, that is, this, this is really about some friend, not about you, you’re sick, no, we just found out, of course, no, of course, not about myself, here one of our colleagues needs help, can you imagine, the very first successful film , everything became star-studded, oh, i understand so perfectly, well, i mean, i can’t even imagine... imagining that this could happen to an actor makes a big difference. i actually stopped drinking coffee with regular milk , mostly with coconut milk, so that there would be less lacto, well , that’s right, i got hooked on almond milk, well , who are we re-educating there today, but some star-studded actor, the film with him was a hit, he collected billions , he went crazy, what a movie, a holob , but god knows, well, nothing, our repair

organization hasn’t screwed this into place yet, and just stand there... in the 19th century, victims of the unified state exam were walking into the barn through the coffee shop, damn it , it’s another matter, after all, they started, well, get up, slave face, you harnessed the master’s horse, are you stunned,

i’m talking to the movie star, what kind of scarecrow is this, i have exactly the same question. only in the plural, who are you, why have you become so thin, what a shameful oversize, where am i anyway, the village of kukuevo, 19th century, yes, this type of animator, the main one always called the women, there are animators here. gennady, where? who? crocodile in a coat? well, what next? nothing, he became star-struck, with company, with parties, then he started drinking for no reason, and when he drank, he he becomes violent and

starts making inappropriate jokes. here i am, i smeared glue on the buttons, i’ve been walking like this for three days. yes, now i can’t show the size of the fish without making a sound, but what’s up, well, you stood up like two bananas, let’s drag him to this kolkash, so balino, arrin, here... found it, it was lying in the barn, it’s an infection, so they washed it at least to begin with, before taking him to master, he’s already washed, uh, you were joking, cover your joke, i’m actually a superstar, what, a superstar, you, furry one, come on, yes, what did i do- what?

come on, call sonya here, who is it, who cheated the miller’s daughter, and what? yes, this is actually some kind of setup, it’s clear that these

are not my ears, mine are noble circles, yours are some kind of collective farm ovals, huh? oh, oh, oh, you better ask him, stopudova, the wind blows from there. okay, i’ll go on reading the newspaper, and you go to the mittens, shaggy one, cut off his head, whatever you say, guys, well, this isn’t funny anymore, i mean, it was n’t funny from the very beginning, now it kind of sucks... then, master, have mercy, don’t be a goat, master, come on, wait! i have one last wish, come here. bard , come on, give it, well, little by little, i

’m crazy, bug-eyed, i won’t drink with you, but for the king’s father, no, don’t be fooled by it, oh, because of this cute face last week i got this ... for this gene, gene , don’t dramatize, i beg you, we have everything under control, why are you frozen, you’re a bain from the 19th century, you won’t drink to the tsar, we’ll burn, well, only one at a time, but only one at a time, words , guys, the minutes slowly float into the distance, and where is gene, okay? okay, sit and listen, excuse me us, well, we whip you so hard, the boys don’t apologize, let

’s order women animators with you right now, no women, drunks, let’s go according to the script, otherwise next time i’ll make you a holy fool, how are you talking to barin? loose, crooked, i give everyone freedom, we walk. have you completely lost your fear? are you

not going to give the director a drink? i need to say something very urgently, i can’t.

hello, good evening, good evening, much

respected, yuliana karaulova, so calm, dmitry, calm, well, what do you want, i want see your show, why, you lived perfectly well without it all these years. the show is on again, mind you, it’s running successfully, no need to be happy lately because i’m racking my brains at night about how to reformat it, how to wring out the audience from the internet, how to catch these smart guys in provincial libraries, but you’ve changed, yuliana, you used to be was not such a leader. yes , and you’re not like that, you’re not like that, you’re not like that , i’m sorry, i lose my temper all the time, i just wanted to say, the teachers were good, you know,

what... don’t try too hard if i’m in some way i’m guilty of you, then god has already punished me, these podcasts are nightly, i was married twice , then three more times, now twice too, even real friends, and even then he didn’t press, lord, i imagined our meeting so many times,

and - shipoklyak, b - venepuh, c - chingachgook, dondarchuk, and i’ll take a hint, call a friend, but you don’t have any friends, dima, you just said it yourself, but in general i’m even grateful to you, dima, if only you then, or rather, if you then, well, in general, it doesn’t matter, well, then i would have continued like this, you... you’re not like that, what are you going to do , you’ve become attached, but don’t be sad, dima, at 40 years old life is just beginning, although no, be sad, please don’t call me anymore, i ’m taking a hint, help from the audience, no.

come on, ke, as the american psychiatrist irwin david yalam said, life is like chess, when the game ends, all the pawns, queens and kings end up in one box. hello, this is an anthropology podcast on channel one, today my guest is a most interesting interlocutor from...

yes, what do you want to do again in the book of records guinness? what do you mean again? well, are you there already? where, swazeland. the guinness book of world records has officially registered the record for the largest number of years of dubbing for one actor in a movie, sergei burnov, 18 years old, voicing dicapria. listen, seriously, now. seryozha, you 're scaring me, don't you really remember? well , remember, such a person came in such a red sweater and handed you a certificate. i don’t remember something, allow me, hello, hello, sergey alexandrovich, that’s right, allow me to present you with another record book certificate to guinness, as the only person in the world who forgot that he is in the guinness book of records, congratulations, thank you, thank you, sergey, on this occasion, allow me a personal request, take a photo of me with nona.

horizontally, please, stay away, office romance, episode 27, call me on vasiltsev. “hello, prokofievna , lyudmila, excuse me for yesterday, i don’t know that a fly bit me somewhere, really, sit down, comrade novoseltsev, don’t be a slave, but anatoly efremovich. thank you, yesterday you

said that i’m heartless, you you warm-hearted, callous, soft with... dry , wet, cruel, extinct, and you are a good psychologist, anatoly efremovich, what can you say about other members of our team, for example, about faith, faith is stupid and a hysterical bitch, okay, continue , he will resell his own mother for new imported boots, he knows everything. about every employee, that’s why she was recruited into the kgb, now she knows everything about every kgb employee. what can you say about self-praise? the coward under the ice, the bastard, my best friend, thinks he looks like basilashvili.

sorry, popular with women in these creepy roses, wants to emigrate to america, but there is a limit on bastards. what do you say to the employees about this? there’s nothing special here lyudmila prokofyevna, smart, charming, inventive, witty, good in bed, can we say it again, ideal for the position of head of the light, easy-going department, really? “stop, that’s not it, too self-confident , pity is needed, office romance episode 27,

novosteltsev to you, let him come in , hello, those of me, i ask, i ask, for god’s sake, sit, i ask, i beg, sit, the devil has confused me, a fly she bit me, or i lost my grip, i don’t know , well, have mercy on my children, i ask for them, not for myself, children, my little ones, for, for , forgive me, forgive me, stand up, no, you said you’re having a boy , and boy, and boy, and boy, and boy, and boy, you never... didn’t let me finish, why did you bring all your children here? this is not all, lyudmila prokofyevna, vadik is now at school, seryozha is at the institute, and pavel olegovich is in surgut, these are only those who are free, i

’ll call the police, don’t worry about us being in the police, mitelka and married to the daughter of a district police officer, and seryozha’s father-in-law is a deputy minister, we will squeeze you from top to bottom, lyudmila, are you a monster? yes, and you , not a beauty, lyudmila prokupyev , what do you want, you know, the post of head of the light industry department, no, i ask you, for the little one, stop, stop, no, no, again in the wrong place, not that, not that, not what we continue to look for, eldar aleksandrovich, i apologize

, but can i try the option, as i myself feel, okay, office romance episode 27 14 lyudmila prokofyevna, novoseltsev to you, let him come in, well, hello, lyudmilochka, about the coffee wine.

good morning, comrade vasiltsev, what’s wrong with you, didn’t you get enough sleep? oh! i haven’t even gone to bed yet, edmila prokotyevna, forgive me for yesterday, you... you insulted me yesterday, because i love you, i don’t know if a fly bit me, or if i broke the chain, i don’t know, but my god, how sexy you look in this brown drape bag, but i’ve been sinking in your eyes for a very long time like table pasta in cold gravy. “anatoly evremovich, what do you want from me? and what does

a man in love need from a woman? of course, position, head of department, light industry, anatoly evremovich, you are not ashamed, i am very ashamed, ashamed, punish me, punish me, spank me, yours! by order of my appointment, fasten me to the table, to mine, to the worker, do everything that is customary in your ministry? anatoly evremovich, stop immediately, according to my order, all personal relationships between employees on the territory of our establishment are prohibited, on the territory, but not on the roof. well, why did you turn it off, well, well, let me

watch it, the skit is over, so what? ended, there we had the price on the roof , novosiltsev kolugin alone, yeah, that’s when you fell from the roof, they cut it out, seryozh, like they cut it out, so, well, when we had an erotic scene with you, it couldn’t help but maybe you're damned? i’m attractive, i’m attractive, but no, well, the scriptwriters should have started with this, seryozha, the fact that you ordered such scripts does not mean that they reached the director, then, with all due respect to you, i would not agree that directly so categorically, absolutely, nothing would skip a beat and you wouldn’t get goosebumps, there may still be goosebumps, but no, no, yes, but maybe we can make a continuation? office romance, but he is valentina, please

, i ask, well, make up your mind, my love, my goddess , well, well, make up your mind, well, you see, you see , how you slandered, you’ll get tired, where are you, off to film in the continuation of the office romance, and just turn on the dishwasher and chop the vegetables for now, otherwise soon the guests will come again, yeah, well, who knows, of course. it’s a pity, the americans made a film about the barbie doll, and as always they were late, almost half a century ago it was already filmed in the soviet union. our statistical institution is no different from other institutions of the soviet union. employees come to work and conduct

their pink soviet boogies here. in general, our life is spent in hard work. our institution is headed by barbie prokofyevna kolugina.

hey, barbie, khaikin efremovich, come in, take a seat, thank you, barbie brakofina, forgive me, yesterday at the... jacuzzi party , some fly hit me on the head with this board, i thought so, you said that i was without... .stuffy, you are stuffy, inaccessible, you are very approachable, heartless, but i couldn’t say that, i’m ken, i don’t know such words, okay, admit it, novoseltsev, and you

were hitting on me like that yesterday, what are you, barbie prokhofina, i’m ken, i roll up something? and nothing, wait, well, you said that you have a boy and a boy? oh, excuse me, barbie prokosyevna, vasiltsev, admit it, what was this circus for? well, i just wanted you to appoint me as the head of the industry department, what an easy one, just... i can’t handle the difficult one, i see, okay, but why a surfboard? i felt ashamed of what happened yesterday, i wrote a statement on it, why not on paper, well, if i had

the paper included with me, i would have written it on paper, but so, well, i don’t accept yours. i’ll say, you don’t feel sorry for the board, no, the soviet surfing industry works great, oh, ayushki, can you imagine, bumlikov died, and i don’t know what this word means, i didn’t find out, but... this is how i can pass endlessly, shura, but you are listed in our accounting department, it seems yes, so 50 + 50, it will be 80, everything is exactly, well, i

went, efremovich, or maybe, well, this one party, come to me today, it’s good that it’s so simple, we are ready to exchange a jacuzzi with beauties for a khrushchev-era apartment with me, well, i ’m a ken, see you soon, khayushki, barbie prokofina, here they brought a report on the soviet fashion industry, please

no , yarchik, tell me honestly, how do you like mine? appearance, great, barbie prokofina, really, but can you again cover up what you ’re asking, so i don’t lie, that everything is so bad, but no, well, it’s just that your top and bottom, well , let’s say, are from different universes. come in, it's open! kena efremovich!

take off your clothes and come to the table, thank you.

“well, why don’t you keep quiet, all this doesn’t suit me, of course, i don’t know how to wear all this, but i. if it’s all tasteless, i can do this, you ’re a beautiful barbie prokofe, now everything is harmonious, you really like it,

very well. well, it's crap, this is how i 'll always look now, after 9 months the novoseltsevs already had three boys, but... i didn't understand how the premiere, i

love my country, tomorrow after the evening news, montechoca cognac, a product of the stellar group , big difference. 10 days off uncompromising merciless, what are you planning? oh, thank god, tomorrow we have a plane to sochi, krasnaya polyana, and skis. oh, vizuk, i’m filming. well, for christmas, we'll fly to lake baikal. skating on real ice. vezuka, i'm filming. well, for the old new year, demenzhik is going to the sea tasting ozuko, and

i have filming, what a beast, but it’s as if i don’t have filming, and on the fifteenth i’m just filming, and i know, we have a sketch with you in the eighth episode, you come to me you come to the suite as a maid, what a brute, i'm on you now... and who who were you before the big difference? oh , it’s a big difference, in the old days, when a person found himself in some unfamiliar city, he felt lonely and lost, everything around was alien, different houses, different streets, different life, but now it’s a different thing, it surrounds us... qualitative and affordable housing from building authority number five. think for yourself, decide

for yourself smu 5 or not smu 5? better than smoo 5. hey, wake up. do you hear, wake up immediately, get up, no need, i want to sleep, oh so, oh, oh, how good! are you stunned or what? why, well, wet, not a damn thing, but why oh?

they replaced my polish set for 830 rubles. a? who are you? how did you end up here? come on, get out of here? i live here with your permission, this is how you ended up here, you broke into my apartment, you’re honestly acting virulently, you’re a hooligan! how smoothly shaved is kharika’s electric razor, there’s nothing else, wow , you’re being a hooligan, hitting me in the face, by the way, now my out-of-place tick will come here, zastukha, for your information

, it came and was watered, now he’ll show you, nihona. yes, you show me nothing, why your friends are at my house, but how did you get there , why did it take you so long, nadinka, if it weren’t for the lenin metro, you would have crashed, hello, hello, hello, no, i don’t hear anything , no, no, i don’t hear, hello, hello, well, no sweet coffee for me, now it’s better, absolutely wonderful, hello, hello, no, you were wrong on the contrary, i was wrong, what is this, how, yes , thank you, nadenka, for such a new year’s surprise, i’m going, what do you need,

i’ll tell you everything now. well, this is nutritious from coffee, what can we do, friends, blue will help us, it’s more fun with mr. blue, you’ll turn blue twice as fast with him, mr. blue, it’s warm . gorvodokanal will never let you down, happy new year, happy new year, new happiness , new happiness, hello, nadyushka, hello, girlfriends, why do people smoke, you have a new color, you dyed your hair, yeah, there,

they left me alone, nadyushka , guys, let's sit down at the table and discuss everything over a cup of natural barley drink, coffee, can you imagine, i wake up in my bed from scratch, and i i say, get out of here , get out of here, get out of here, get out of here, you know, nadya, i didn’t like you terribly at first, but how disgusting you were to me, how boring, we live, we stopped doing big, good stupid things, but avtovaz didn’t stop, if you don’t have money, you don’t need to take it for...

mutual assistance and don’t give it back, if you don’t have sex, your neighbor won’t take it away , there won’t be sex with a friend, if in the country, if in the country, if in the country, there’s no sex, no sex, kefir in triangular bags in iron cans network, once we lived, without advertising, we have nothing there was only a movie to watch.

there's a big difference, but we continue our new year's concert, look. europe introduced sanctions, the thirteenth package, they try year after year, but there is no sense, who

are you so that britain does not squeal about them, no one paid attention to the sanctions, and to whom is it all thanks, thanks to the efforts of the three. modest girls, i raised the key rate a little and cash flowed like a river in the jar, in the absence of offshore companies the budget is filled, olaf is jealous of us, sunok and reget, it can’t be, imagine to yourself. drawing and recep, when germany is homicidal and france is homicidal, and the foreign ministry will always answer me without charm, seduce me with wording,

polished speech, attacks of all kinds of bastards, otherwise it’s impossible to stop, it’s impossible, just imagine. the beginnings cannot be stopped, there is madness in social networks, youtube has gone crazy, but katya mizulina, with the encouragement of her mother, promised all of you a safe internet, because there is no danger where there is no internet, la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la, there can be no danger, where... there is no internet, in the us itself the sanctions suddenly made it difficult to be in i’m so sorry ass, and i’m comfortable being, i’d like to admit to myself, it’s time for you, gentlemen,

to whom did you lead the sanctions, and most importantly, where, it can’t be, imagine. exactly there, now the year 2024 has arrived, it will be much, more significant than that, perhaps someone will suddenly doubt this, asking what the difference is, a big difference, it can’t be, just imagine. big difference, big difference,

seryozha, yes, it was yours or something standing in the hallway, yes, did you come here on skis, but what’s wrong here, it’s only 20 km from moscow, but i didn’t i knew you were like this... the first snowfall in the morning i had a cross-country race right away, and i was there on a bike, i even rode like that while filming, well, if it’s within 100 km from home it’s easy, well, without fanaticism, of course, you know, and i see you have changed so much, such shoulders, biceps, abs, what, no, i say, where is all this, seryozh, well, where are the muscles, seryozh, well, not mine, the skis are not mine, i bought everything for my nephew for a new one year, i’ll go from here to see him, and why the betsus weren’t impressed, everything is so bad, but after the holidays i go straight to the gym, i quickly get into shape, you read everything, you tell me

you believe, of course, well, i know you, you’ll be shuvu, no, yes, m... eat my bunny and there’s a big difference. after the success of the series liquidation, director sergei ursulyak began filming the film surrender about the youth of maxim maksimovich isaev, better known among the people as the stirmets, from the first frames of the film it is easy to recognize the handwriting of the creator of liquidation. shterlets, my god, i wish i could live the way you sit me here. well, we don’t need

this kind of talk, muller, so yes, so no, you want to close me behind an iron door, so i live behind it, i die on this work 100 times a day, i do the third rail, and thank you like this, yeah, you know, i love you like family, but what can you say about your fingerprints on your relative’s suitcase, you will laugh at my story, muller? but if you want the truth, this is it , i saved death, okay, god bless the truth, give me something that i wasn’t ashamed to believe, i’m walking along blummanstrasse, oil painting, some bastard, he took the fashion of throwing a bomb from an airplane onto residential building, people could have been hurt, they were hurt, yesterday they had apartments, and today there is bewilderment, dirty people and children and a few things, soot is burning.

than a story about a crocodile that you strangled, and then some idiot took it and made a suitcase out of it without erasing your prints. this man has made himself comfortable in our camps as if he were at home, he’s skipping torture , he doesn’t go to interrogations, what’s the benefit of this tramp to us , he’s a useful witness, he knows about the underground, that’s very good, what does he know about the underground, and why don’t we know about underground, he was?

like charlie chaplin, and it's not funny, yes, the pastor says little, but he speaks deliciously, ask müller, yes, a pastor is a person who does not exist and will soon not exist at all, i won’t tell you for the whole of berlin, but he is alexander platz, everyone will say, pastor polufritz always has a couple of smart words, what do you say, semi-frito semi-hto, oh, hitler, don’t get on my nerves, i already have things to spend them on, listen, it’s impossible to deal with him, he has a lot of intelligence and little conscience, he takes documents.

here's 500 for you, you're hurting me, it's histapa, it hurts, this is our profession, okay, two daddies, don't make me laugh, don't make me laugh dictator, i already have a cracked lip, your pastor no longer eats in our canteen, the men have agreed. no, well, you saw, there is no such betrayal even in the movies, although those guys still work there, i no longer have a friend named stirlet. pastor, you speak offensively, so go and throw yourself head first into the dung, but you no longer have a friend named pastor, and it’s unpleasant for me to walk with you around berlin alone, oh so. well then

, here's your skis, there's switzerland for you , it's downhill, you won't even sweat, let's go, i 'll ask you to stay, but i need it, new year - this is always the beginning of a new stage, what predictions will there be? she said that everything will be fine in russia, can you? the second half of the year will be very turbulent for him, we are ending a difficult era in the twenty-third year and starting a new one, but what will we get in the twenty-fourth? what was said to me, i reconciled myself, everything came together, i was going somewhere to the mountains with a complete stranger, i couldn’t

stand it and asked what sign you were born under, because tanya told me what sign this person would even be under, what do i need i was 6-7 years old, and my mother and i always had a mismatch. you will ruin my institute, you drove preobrazhensky out of his position, why did you get him like that? this is your institute, take what is rightfully yours, i jumped up, anonymous,

you are a normal married woman, what are you doing, you are a thief, so if we don’t do anything, they will remove the light. it is necessary for someone at the very top to stand up for svetlana gennadievna. sveta, did you spend the night here, what happened? wait, is that the husband? well, is he hitting himself? doctor preobrazhensky, new from the series, from january 8 on the first. are they taking him away? holy simplicity, they do not open the doors for detainees.

you’re embarrassed by this free date, but no, well, i flew into space when the only thing that was interesting in principle, of course, but i have theaters and cinema, this would all compensate you. then yes, but you’ll have to eat from a tube, then no, and they don’t fill up with such food, then yes, but everyone on board is in the same suits, their wrinkles are smoothed out, yes, yes, no one on earth will see this, the news is only about you, and sleep wall, no, i'm with i’ll fly with you,

it’s a big difference, we have very little time, only 40 minutes, why? we have a corporate account for video communication, unlicensed, free only 40 minutes , which means, let me remind you, you need to perform an operation on our cosmonaut oleg, whom we cannot deliver... to earth, i can talk to him now, how glad i am to see you see, time flies differently in space, you are probably already over 50, forgive me, i

missed all your birthdays, you are normal, this is konstantin andreevich, not your son, right? zhenya, it looks like the situation getting worse. how are things going with preparations for the operation? report the situation. konstantin andreevich, the situation is very difficult. we lack equipment, semiconductors and qualified personnel. i'm not asking you about the situation in the country. how are you doing there? using a hairpin, lip pencil, dental floss and a comb, i managed to make a scalpel. oh, just a scalpel, didn’t you think to take it? he didn't fit in. i foresaw that your qualifications were not enough and sent the best doctor in the country to you. by the way, he's already on docking why does the ship on which the doctor arrived look so much like a giant

appendicitis? is this really the best doctor? well , of course, we will save oleg, he will live and live. great! greetings, my dear friends. well, which one of you has problems? yes, now everyone thinks what a funny bun , it resembles a model of a russian, excited nervous system, and i thought you could only treat on tv, well , my dear, i am a doctor of the most general profile, besides, my hairstyle has always been like this, it’s like i’m always weightless, what the we were whispering that we were worried, let's calm down, do a little exercise together

, let's help oleg, and very good, good, one, two, three, relieved, and quickly, all the tension is gone, everything, well, i feel better, please take us away from here , we are very scared, don’t worry, i taught the whole country how to poop correctly, and how you plan to do the operation, it’s very simple, for clarity, here’s our lung, easy. it is necessary to operate, this is the same bad

bacteria that has settled in him, ah-ah-ah-ah, look, it’s digging into lung, stuck to the lung, stuck to the lung, and we must drive away the bacteria quickly , all together, well, cough, all together, all together, let's drive away, drive away, drive away, drive away, drive away, drive away, now everything is clear, now we will quickly fix everything . “stop mocking me, let’s stop this intergalactic farce, my dear, how do you know the working title of my show, and why are you looking at me like that, with eyes like these, well, what a look behind fluffy eyelashes, with a whole bag of suits, well, what are you talking about, i just unpacked the hand luggage, and did you have the scalpel?" "they took it, of course, we'll meet the scalpel, we'll meet, we'll meet, here you go, here's our scalpel,

but where do you get so much money for these suits, here's the first one in history payment directly from space , a herniated disc suit is already flying towards us , but someone can remove it, but no offense, but no, docking with an unknown object, docking with an unknown object, don’t be, don’t be, don’t be, my dear ones , well, i said, well, what do you need, i already explained, i i won’t come back, no, katya, lel and shura also decided to stay, that’s it, leave. “no, no one on earth knows about you yet, now there’s somehow no time for you, we

left this surprise for next year, ok, ok, yes, our agreement is in force, i’m telling you in detail how human anatomy works in my program, and you don’t kidnap anyone anymore, but there were cases of kidnapping, yes, they caught one person, they took out half of his brain, and he ran away, and what happened to him, nothing, great”? that she’s alive and well, sings songs about the lesser half, i’m already very interested in how this will all end, and we must end it brightly, live a healthy life when you are pneumatic, thinking about escaping, but we will arrange for him on the ground, and even in orbit, look at the challenge in the evening, look at the challenge in the evening. call in the evening, look right now, there’s a big difference, but the parcel

for... no, listen, i didn’t seem to order it, so it’s mysterious gifts, well, let’s open it, but it’s not for me, it’s for you and me, noni and sergei, right, i wonder who could have known that we would be next to you, that you were being watched, or that you have cameras here, and what kind of cameras are here, seryozha? “let’s open it together, since it’s for both of us, carefully, please, wow, wow, well, what does this mean, well, maybe that, um, the big difference is freshness or what, the big

difference is the taste” ? uh-huh, or maybe, like this, we haven’t had enough of a big difference yet, right, well, that’s right, this is a hint of a continuation, 2024 new season, but i knew it, this is a provocation, there’s definitely a camera here, uh, calm down, seryozha, well, maybe we’ll really shake off the old days, let’s shake off the old times, there’s still gunpowder, who will change the old, what other versions of the proverb and sayings will be, well, well above us everyone is laughing, laughing, well, i don’t know, no, in general, of course, i have free days this year, well , yes, my hands remember, as they say, no, that’s the point, so that it’s interesting over us, i agree, a challenge, this, seryozha, is our job, why are you sitting then, go put

the kettle on, bring cups, spoons, we’ll drink tea, and watch along with the whole country, the key to... happy new year, hello, the vremya program is on the air , in the studio ekaterina andreeva, the main events of january 1, 2024, housing for our defenders, rehabilitation of the wounded and the role west in the ukrainian conflict. meeting of vladimir putin with the military at the vishnevsky hospital. personal weapons from the supreme commander-in-chief and a detailed conversation about the state of affairs at the front. the president received in novoryovo members of the northern military district, representatives of various branches of the military. terror tactics. strikes by ukrainian militants in belgorod and donetsk

target civilians. latest data on the dead and the condition of the injured. a higher minimum wage, a unified benefit for children , pensions, what other innovations did he bring to us? twenty-fourth year. holiday relay race, 11 time zones, how the new year was celebrated in russia, the most striking images from the far east to the european part of the country. today, on the first day of the new year 2024, the president of russia went to the vishnevsky hospital. in order to, as they say, first-hand, learn all the information and news from military personnel undergoing treatment after injuries received in the zone of a special military operation. vladimir putin was especially interested in the question that was asked to him during direct line time: we are talking about the preparation of various documents. the head of state wanted to check how the situation had changed after the soldiers and officers approached him, and whether everything had been taken into account by the ministry of defense. and

our correspondent, kiril brainin, knows what answers vladimir putin received. year, the president is there, where treatment and rehabilitation are being carried out, those who protect the country at the cost of their health, the head of state came, one might say, to check, because back in december during the direct line the question was asked that those who received wounded after hospitalization, they are sent to a military medical commission at the place of service, that is, back to the front line. in your department they say that this is not necessary, or vachu, it is no longer necessary, what is happening here, well, not here, in other places where children are trained in treatment and rehabilitation. they even undergo additional training as a specialty , including so that they can work in military registration and service offices, secondly, here they draw up all the documents that are needed and thirdly , they even resolve issues related to housing, that’s where it’s all, i want to see how

the process has been established, the deputy minister of defense tells the president in detail, the vishnevsky hospital has everything you need. both for rehabilitation and for subsequent training in new specialties, for those who, after being wounded, can no longer return to duty, that is, here the guys undergo, as it were, retraining. fatherland, which was specially created to solve the social issues of the participants of the northern military district of their families. branch funds operate throughout the country, and accordingly, the scheme for providing assistance is well-established.

but they decided on you , they are deciding on other guys, that is, in any case, a system for resolving housing issues, it was created, yes it works, that’s the most important thing, yes, so you too are undergoing some kind of additional professional training, for this , so that those who want can continue to serve in the armed forces, but in those positions that are possible, everything really corresponds, well, thank god, okay, how are you feeling? the attitude befits people in combat uniform; questions to the supreme commander-in-chief first the turn concerns military actions,

including the barbaric missile attack on belgorod on december 30. on the eve of the holiday, the ukrainian army deliberately attacked the city center, resulting in 25 dead and more than 100 wounded, all civilians. do you think it is necessary to introduce more stringent measures against ours? hitting squares, and with this weapon they hit right in the center of the city, where people were walking, before the new year, just a blow,

a targeted strike on the civilian population, of course, this is a terrorist attack , there is no other way to call it, but should we respond? so, of course, we can, we can hit the squares in kiev. in any other city, denis, there are children walking, mothers with strollers, i understand, everything is in full swing for me, i want to ask you, we need to do this, hit the squares, no, i’m not saying that the civilian population this should, precisely because of the military, so that once and for all they will not be able to come to their senses and answer us, yes, well, that’s how we are.

not a single such crime, and this is an absolute crime against the civilian population, will go unpunished, this is 100%. there can be no doubt. by the way, to attack

belgorod, the ssu used the czech vampire installation, a clear example of what western assistance is used for. how do you feel about the help of western countries to our enemy? what's the matter? alexandrovich, right? the point is not that they help our enemy, they... our enemy, they solve their own issues with their hands, that’s what the whole point is, it’s been like this for centuries, unfortunately, it continues now, that’s

why existence russia, at least in its current capacity, in its today's size, they think, is unacceptable. the desire to divide russia, according to the president, has not been hidden by western elites for a long time; the conflict in ukraine was started for this purpose. however, despite western billions, the strategic initiative on the battlefield belongs to our army. the production of ammunition and equipment has increased manifold , while the west itself is unable to satisfy the growing needs of kiev.