which you solve on the battlefield during the armed struggle for our country for our future, this is the most important thing, the essence of the problem is not in ukraine, in those who, with the help of ukraine , are trying to destroy russia, that is the problem, but they will not succeed, it is simply excluded, simply absolutely excluded, i think that awareness of this is gradually coming. and the rhetoric is changing, those who yesterday were talking about the need to inflict a strategic defeat on russia are now looking for expressions on how to quickly end the conflict, and we also want to end conflict, and as quickly as possible, only on our terms, we have no desire to fight endlessly, but we are not going to publish our positions, so you fought, were wounded there and so on. that we will ask everything or what? well

, here the camera is working, i would now show a certain gesture, you all know what kind of gesture it is, so this shouldn’t happen. the well-known gesture equally applies to those who predicted the collapse of the russian economy and those who called our country a gas station. well, the economy showed strong growth in 3.5%, the share of the manufacturing industry, the so-called oil and gas revenues, is also growing. the country is capable of developing and implementing.

congratulations to the head of state, happy new year to you guys, all the best, happy , all the best, get better, thank you, kirill brainin, olga merkulova and alexander gornostaev, channel one, all the best, vladimir putin held another meeting with front-line soldiers at his residence in novogorev. representatives of different types of armed forces gathered for informal communication with the head of state: motorized riflemen, marines, paratroopers, special forces, pilots, sailors, tank crews. among the guests is a woman, a military doctor. they talked about his work and the supreme commander-in-chief also conveyed happy new year congratulations to the unit where the soldiers serve, at the end of the meeting he presented our defenders with memorable gifts, anastasia kobuzeva, more about everything. the second meeting of the day between the president and the participants of the special operation. this time the military personnel arrived at the residence of the head of state. in novoogoryovo, representatives of all types and branches of the military, tank crews, motorized riflemen, paratroopers, pilots, sailors. from the first minutes it becomes clear that the meeting is informal. i... proceed

from the fact that we communicate calmly, and you will tell me how your combat work is going, and i am happy to congratulate you and will also say these words, happy new year once again, i hope that you will... our meeting today, in our own...

what else can we come up with that is not a state award, at the same time, so that you can always - with you, and - carry everything with you, and - well, on any, on any type clothes, it seems to me that he came up with a good idea such a small presidential standard , badge, it is made of the right metal , very beautiful, made by our craftsmen in yaroslavl, i think you will like it, the military personnel, of course... are worried, it is not

every day that the head of state, vladimir putin, receives them at his residence to defuse the situation a little, he asks to bring champagne, give us a new year, something like that. it doesn’t smell like a new year yet, among the invited participants in the special operation there is only a woman, where are you listening? in a tank battalion? so you're not just medic, you are still a tanker, okay, happy new year. this part of the meeting was already held in a closed format, and after the participants of the special operation, as vladimir putin promised, they were presented with a service weapon and a presidential standard, your hands, your idea, yes, i will come with you, yes, this no longer exists, this definitely does not exist anymore, well will appear,

thank you, thank you, god forbid that more will not appear, for sure, nothing can be done about it, they will do it, but it doesn’t matter. even though the president was not released for a long time, everyone wanted to take a photo as a souvenir. i congratulate you and once again to you all the best in the new year, as i asked you, i repeat once again, i ask you to convey my best wishes to all your comrades in the field of your service. happy new year. anastasia kobuzeva, pavel rudakov, yuri yarchenko, channel one. and this is what the servicemen themselves said about their impressions of communicating with the head of state: an unplanned meeting took place with the supreme commander, he met us, congratulated us on the new year, invited us to a banquet, so to speak, and

we also talked in a relaxed atmosphere, and they told us about their impressions, there about how our service is going, how we are, what we are doing, so he also shared his impressions with us, congratulated us, said words of gratitude, we had a very good conversation, i would say, fruitfully, well, a pleasant meeting, an unexpected meeting , firstly, it was exciting initially, it seems to me that it’s probably easier to go into battle than that, and then, when we started communicating... this is a simple conversation, like a conversation between a simple person and a simple person, it's like neighbor to neighbor. and now an example of precision strikes on ukrainian military infrastructure, which the president spoke about today. the russian army hit airfields and aircraft bases carrying nato storm shadow cruise missiles, a

drone production plant in the kharkov region and four fuel storage facilities in the odessa, dnepropetrovsk, and nikolaev regions. and more from the summary of defense names. our air defense systems shot down a ukrainian su-27 fighter. during the day, along the entire front line , the enemy lost over 650 people, many weapons and equipment, including three polish self-propelled guns crab, american paladin and two american howitzers, three sevens. in lvov , the museum of the ukrainian nationalist, accomplice of the nazis and idol of the modern kiev leadership, roman shukhevych, ceased to exist. according to local authorities, explosions from drone debris were to blame. the mayor of lvov was especially sorry for the fact that everything happened. birthday of another prominent ukrainian nationalist stepan bandera. the museum has recently been misused. training took place at its base neo-nazi gangs. let me remind you that shukhevych is the leader of the ukrainian rebel army banned in russia, who is responsible for many brutal crimes, including the notorious volyn massacre.

literally a few minutes after the onset of the new year, kiev militants attacked mirny donetsk with rockets and cluster munitions. including the very center of the city, four people were killed, another 14 people were injured, residential buildings, a school, a store, a business center and hotels were damaged. the investigative committee of russia establishes involved in the commission of a crime. our media stated that this terrorist attack will not go unpunished. in connection with the new shelling of donetsk , one of the significant differences between the russian military and the ukrainian armed forces can be identified. our army does not hunt for civilians and does not target... schools, residential buildings, hospitals, cities where there are no military installations and does not fire from heavy guns at squares where people are preparing for the new year, this is exactly what the ukrainian military did by striking in belgorod on saturday. now the city is gradually coming to its senses, people are helping each other, and our entire huge

country is with them. dalmira beryukova, about what is happening in belgorod now. a fighter with the call sign aurora has been on his feet in the teroborone detachment since five in the morning, together with his husband they came from a neighboring city. to help people patrol the streets where new year's festivities were supposed to take place, but due to the blow of ukrainian terrorists, which was carried out with monstrous cynicism on the main square of the city, everything was canceled, today there are few people here. for me the worst thing is when children die, we we can’t stay in the country, i came with my husband and decided that, probably, life, health and at the moment the protection of our city, our region are much more important now, the mood is not festive, but people are trying, holding on, and not going limp, so i i think that we can cope with everything, we are strong russians, we will survive everything. the city center is the most vibrant area, especially on holidays. here is the central hotel, the square, the administrative building, here

are the boulevards with several restaurants at once, and this is the children's skating rink, all cut by shrapnel, this is also the point of arrival of an enemy shell. this crater, now covered with stone chips from a cluster munition, was targeted at civilians, trying to inflict maximum damage. one of the cassettes, filled with shrapnel, ended up in this place. yes. it hit like this, some of the fragments went here, you see what happened to the tile, some went in that direction, these cubes fly in all directions with great speed, some kind of hail, or polish vampires, that is there are cassette parts, but there can be from ten there to twenty cassettes, each cassette containing hundreds of these. for the second day, belgorod residents bring flowers and soft toys to the “grieving mother” memorial. there are no indifferent people; many can barely

hold back their tears. we didn’t know the dead, but our grief is the same for everyone, the same for everyone, it’s pain, it’s loss, pain, grief. the skating rink on the cathedral square is now closed, forgotten things in the lockers, scattered bottles of water, uncleaned dishes in the cafe. there are currently 45 victims in belgorod hospitals. alexander came under fire along with his mother and friend and died. we also went there and removed the debris

, and they all worked very quickly, as if it was all quick, but there were some small fragments left here and there, maybe some small fragments, that is, well , this is construction work , the ukrainian terrorists failed to intimidate, break the belgorod residents , this is a tragedy rallied people even more, all as one, the residents say, we are not afraid, they are afraid of something, there is no point, houses have been damaged and so on, this is all being restored, we hope. that we will still have a peaceful sky above our heads, we believe in our guys, they are great, they protect us well and god bless them health. dalmira beryukova sergey pilyaev, yulia khodorova, alexey simonov, channel one belgorod. now about what has changed in our lives since january 1, the minimum wage has increased; let me remind you, many benefits and the calculation of sick leave depend on it. the freak has increased by 18.5% and now amounts to 19,242 rubles.

the unified allowance for children has also increased, as well as the maximum amount of maternity benefits, now it exceeds half a million rubles, and the maximum amount of child care benefits up to one and a half years old for working people parents are now approaching 50 thousand. starting from february, maternity capital will also be indexed by 7.5%. pensions for non-working pensioners have increased by the same amount today. the average size is now 23. documents for registration were submitted to the central election commission today by the leader of the ldpr, leonid slutsky, and the vice-speaker of the state duma, a member of the new people party , vladislav davankov. the list of possible candidates includes three self-nominated candidates, including vladimir putin. let me remind you that voting will take place in march on the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventeenth. these will be the first three-day presidential elections. this was the first day of the new year 2024. the picture would be incomplete without footage of the holiday from all over russia. there are 11 time zones in our country, which

means russians celebrated the new year 11 times. kamchatka, sakhalin, khabarovsk, siberia picked up the baton from the far east. many people decided to travel for the new year, some dreamed of meeting the twenty-fourth on the palace square in st. petersburg, others in moscow. there is a real fieria of light in the capital. see how the city center was decorated, guests arrived not only from all over russia, but also from other countries.

he's too, goodbye guys, feel free, hold on, class, let's attack in the center of the protective field, yes, commander. “i’m getting up, rear, don’t rush , take my health, that’s where you carry it, we’ll miss the plane so much, thank you, max, you saved me, little kitty, stop playing, you took the comfort, i told you, they’re in my bag, where is milan? max, nose, now i can handle it, sasha, you saw where milana is, i’m

ready, i just didn’t want you, yes, here she is, no, don’t fuss.” we won't pass it you're sure, and now i'm ultuyu, respect, shila, kiss you, max, you're a genius, max, turn off, finally this stupid game, your father called, no, let's go. where does he wear it? len, well, the man is late, well, he’s late, yes, he was even late for his own divorce, that’s how i managed to marry him, len, what? well, actually, you agreed with your exes not to come and discuss them, hello, pistols, dad, deer, exactly, dad, deer.

"sorry traffic jams, hello, it's great that i bought a new car, what year, ninety-two, you offend, ninety-seventh, i had to sell the old one, well, it’s not solid, somehow, i now have my own business, hello, hello, that’s it, we ’re off, i’ll call you when we arrive,

the main event of the year is cosplay star games. on new year's eve, hundreds of people will dress up as their favorite computer game characters. the heads of top clans will be awarded unique artifacts from the developers. we are waiting for you. may the power of elyon be with you. december 31 at 23:00. who brings you with you? yes, dad, they don’t allow children there without adults. i don't understand, how could you, the son of an engineer and inventor , get a bad grade in physics? yes, i specifically failed the subject so as not to fly with them to the sea, and to stay here with you, great, that is, i am your punishment, you are the opposite, dad, you are my hope to go to cosplay, max, no, dad, please , let's go, the conversation is over, but

no one has canceled new year's gifts yet, so fasten your seat belt, next one. stop, world of the future, shopping center borista world of the future. let's approach, let's destroy the balls, dad, when you

drag me, surprise, 3, 2, one, drones and sons, this. “this is my main brainchild, after you, of course , i worked on it for 7 years, so max, meet me,

this is max, you worked for 7 years on something that has been sold for 10 years, so, this is not just a drone, this is max, manually automated cyber system." control is focused on your hand.

everything is within the limits of bending the elbow from the chest to the outstretched arm back, now come on, try it, come on next time, you won’t figure it out without me, but i don’t want to, come on together, come on, but i don’t want to... happy new year, happy new year year, boy, okay, i see, my the gift, you’re not impressed, you can continue to hang out on your smartphone, you still have the right to... control the equipment, let’s go home, do you really think that i can’t figure out your helicopter? i don’t think, i know, but if we organize drone races, and

i win, we go to cosplay, you win, vacation without a smartphone, it’s so unfair, so dishonestly it’s not accepted, okay, so max, your drone is red, mine is blue, we fly to the shopping center. in a clockwise direction, we fly under the ceiling, towards people, do not get close, i advise you not to eat before cosplay, there will be free burgers, you won’t even fly out of the store, on the count of three, one, two, let’s go, i can’t stop him, did you give me a forged one, or what ? it's not fair, they really don't listen, right?

dad, where are you, i can’t see anything, turn your hand, palm up. here i am, don’t

you want to roll over, on the count of three, one, two, let’s go, dad, it’s so dishonest, dishonest is not accepted. what is this, i’ll go take a sip of water, where, dad, how did you do it, turned on the surveillance mode.

are you going to be ahead of me all the time? uh-huh, now you just won’t be able to arrive first, surveillance has several modes, remote, close, silent and fixed, in this mode i will always be 2 cm ahead of you. dad, give me some too.

what is it? i changed my mind about drinking. what did you come up with? eh, yes. god!

yes, yes, i won, oops, oops, oops, oops, ruin will lead his clan, well done! supers, yes, i know who’s going to cosplay, i ’m going to cosplay, who’s going to cosplay, but i don’t hear who’s going to cosplay, i’m going, okay, an agreement is more expensive than money, well, let’s order a costume, buy it or something it is necessary, of course, now, winged paladin 20,000 rub. how much is 20,000 rubles? dad, you know what’s funny about the winged paladin, why, well, he disappears in the night, yeah,

like my 20,000. okay, let's go, where? to a gnome i know, the hammer is studying until monday. hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid they’ll ruin them. we'll buy you new legs, long and shaved. good evening, i wanted to warn you, it ’s very difficult for me to start, let’s push start it. i am going to you. nobody wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, today on the first day, i i’ll leave the slippers for myself to soar,

the fashionable verdict has nothing to hide from its viewers, now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies here, a casting has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer. you need to, so to speak, dress up accordingly. candidates, famous actors, tv presenters, journalists, designers. overpay you. they will all appear in the studio and try to win the audience’s hearts; it’s up to you to decide who wins. fashionable verdict in. returns, tomorrow on the first, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, under no circumstances, i will give everything, i swear, ah, hello, hello, damn it,

damn it, damn it, who did you bring me, morons, you asked the snow maidens to entertain the children, that’s right , children, morons, children, i needed actresses who graduated from theater, and not those who were not accepted there, oh, drones and sons, no, look how big he has become, and how big he has become, just like your dad’s brain, and you know, if where is your folder, i wouldn’t have graduated from university at all , bor and i studied together, but then...

no question, now i’ll just tell my accountants, so go ahead and transfer the money to the person, thank you very much, but you’re welcome, i in general, nothing is a pity for a business partner. wait, what kind of business partners are we? well, did you sign the lease agreement with your own hand? well, yes, well, it’s clearly stated there, 90% for me, well, from the profit , of course, 10% for you, wait, wait, there was no such clause there, well, how is this, wait , or am i confusing something, well, of course, i’m not i know, oh, no, look, everything is right, oh, and the money came, what are you talking about, bori, bori, i sold everything, seriously, well, yes, i ’ve been doing this for 7 years, wow, so long so what is

this, you are a scoundrel, so i would ask you not insult me ​​in the presence of my lawyers , that’s it, go, earn us some money , don’t delay with the patent, someone else will steal our invention, and i don’t like it when someone steals something from me, yeah, oh,

oh, leg, how did you end up here, don’t you look in the mirrors, or what? don’t you see that the car is moving? let me see, does it hurt here? yes, maybe we’ll call an ambulance, but what kind of ambulance, here we need to call the police, there’s no need for the police, then you’ll have 30 grand, oh, so be it, i’ll pretend that nothing happened here, girl, we have i don’t have that much money, okay, but the duty department, no, listens, oh, hello. i would like to inform you thousands that you are doing an excellent job with the upcoming one, send a twenty,

not on the card, the atm is on the first floor to the right of the elevator, i’m coming now. it hurts a lot, it’s just unbearable pain, let me bring you some snow, just don’t go anywhere, funny joke. here's 2000, yeah, maybe they can still take me to the tramping station? oh, no, you better drive quickly before no one sees you, otherwise i’ll ask who hit you, what did you hit, next time look in the mirrors, okay, thank you.

what are you doing, applying snow to a sore spot, you fool or something, go catch up with your father, he left without you, hey, come on, stop! folders, hello, damn it, your mom is calling, hello, hello, how are you doing, how can things be with two handsome single men driving around the evening city in a car, and belly buttons.

well, understand, i really need this money, it’s very important to me, i really earned it. will there be another car in your life? listen, i understand everything, but i also

need this money, and why do you? as a gift for one person, a gift? wait, i know where to get a very cool gift, right? dear customers, there are 15 minutes left before the hospital shopping center closes, hey, where are you going, kids? yes we shopping center is closing in. 15 minutes, okay, if i see you here in 10 minutes, i'll come up to you and tell you that the shopping center is closing in 5 minutes, okay, losenko is watching you, okay, okay, hey, stop, what's in the bag, what's real drones? no, my father came up with such an advertising ploy, i see that

you have no problems with marketing in your family, let’s go, here you go the perfect gift, bye dronov, wait, well, this is a really brilliant thing, my father invented it, look, all the control is concentrated on the hand, oh, look, an intuitive control algorithm, cool, well, keep an eye on it. knows how to follow, yes, if you want , i’ll show you, the war remains for the closure of the shopping center , congratulations to everyone on the offensive, yes dad, max , i’m sorry, i thought you were in the car, where are you dad, oh well, forget it, everything’s fine, i’ll be there soon at home, well, thank god, listen, i had an unexpectedly important meeting here, i’m now... maybe i’ll sell two drones, okay, come on, i’ll see you

at home, come on, dad, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, we do it smoothly without sudden movements, clearly, within arm’s length and up to the chest, stop. uklak, are you saying something about the surveillance function?

the city falls asleep, the little baby wakes up, it’s clear, it’s clear, it’s clear , wow, then he himself, your father is not so bad, well.

okay, i'll take it. "keep your money, and the guarantee, if it breaks, where should i take it, and you write down my phone number, vip service 24x7, by pressing the home button, forced return to base, oops,

and what kind of cre

"? what should i do

? my strength is growing! your strength is growing! i did not slouch around destruction, readiness for battle,

we are running, where, to extinguish the arsonist , it is useless to

resist . a malfunctioning motor

of his propeller, white leteskas. they actually exist. what a holiday in the orbit of the salyut 6 station was first celebrated by the russian cosmonauts, romanenko and grechka. i love my country. premiere in the new year tomorrow after the evening news, before we all lived together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to be changed, you are young, successful, beautiful, mom gave us a message, the main thing is to find it, are you sure, that when you run away, you will find your parents, don’t worry, we will find you. can we say that sonya will soon have a new mother? yes, where are they, i’m not responsible for the children, the children

of the oligarch bye bye, two children were stolen from the orphanage. daddy, who are you? okay, take a rest? so, these are very bad children, there are no bad children, it’s you who are muddying the waters here, anything is possible change until the very last point is reached. now these are my children. secret. premiere. 6th january. on the first. uh, drone. drone, are you alive? stop calling me that. everything's fine on my own. don't worry.

i don’t know where he is, where is he?

you are just pathetic fools, light net, but hang in there, jidai. “your strength is stripped, ready to fight, you’re just a pathetic gush

. and he’s washed away, i have a plan,

venus, oh, here’s the police . i’m your father

, it’s not clear. it’s not clear at all, mom, but really, i ’m telling you, now myself you will see everything, everyone has their hands on their heads, you have entered illegally the territory directly under my protection is clear, but it’s clear , it’s clear, what’s going on here in general, and what’s going on here, why is the main entrance open, i came here freely? yes, yes, i wonder what you were doing at the time when we were catching a criminal, what kind of criminal, especially dangerous, mom, he tried to burn everything here, and we caught him, let’s go, i also brought you a board, where did he go, who darthvader, maybe

you can finally explain to us all what 's going on here, mom, i'm not making this up, i was here a criminal, and we caught him , there was no criminal here, we were just playing, we weren’t playing at all, i actually met him in the parking lot, when i, when what, ah, when we agreed to meet in the parking lot and decided that we would go play in the shopping center, well, play, you destroyed half the floor, arrest them, that ’s it, shut up, the children will be on... house arrest for a week, mom, with confiscation of the internet, well mom, that’s it, and you will be punished, according to the article 293, negligence is punished to the fullest extent, they will sit under an official, dismissal is subject to a fine, and i i’ll clean everything up here, i agree to the confiscation of the internet, go outside, put on your hat

, well, goodbye to you, uh, wait, let ’s give you a ride, no, thank you, i live nearby, thank you, well, as you know, get in the car , i still have to get to work, i’m listening, comrade captain, don’t excuse me, are you with your fantasies again? no, not for the first time, i asked to leave work, dialed the call, hello, yes, yes, i’m listening, yes no, it’s okay, now, hello, hello, what happened? yes, he’s been sitting there for an hour, isn’t it? yes, here you are again holy sent as much as possible, mom, your loved ones,

i wish i knew from whom, captain business, we’re listening , hello, hello, i want to tell you how special it is today, what about that... how special it is today, what’s special today? vova, are you going to sit like this, or maybe you’ll already do something? vic, what are you talking about? don't you hear? your ex turned rvd into a nightclub.

ulyana, what happened just now? what do you have against the fact that they give me gifts? no, i'm against this happening at work. this is told to me by a man who married to my secretary, does my personal life bother you? no, of course, i will only be happy if you find yourself a worthy man. you know, i’ve never encountered a single problem with decent men in my entire life. in the new year, you will travel a lot with your other half, if you

are talking about my father, then the police officers are not traveling, so good luck getting coffins at the dacha, listen, is your mother... going to the new year's ball? of course, with a disk sensor? it's just a courier, she will go with her boyfriend. oh, sorry, i just i thought that a woman is 37, you still have a child, it’s difficult to find someone, and what’s his name? damn, damn, and

you decided to burn down the store in order to get insurance for damaged goods, so if it’s a short story there, what are you doing there, by the way, i was returning ours, that pack, it seems you didn’t turn off all the cameras, that’s it, they’ll put me in prison, dad, don’t worry, i’ll solve everything now, or not? now i’m definitely going to go to jail, dad, you won’t go to jail, we have to go to cosplay , we’ve already ordered a costume, you’re just like that, mashta, what costume, what cosplay in the next three for years i will wear the same suit that they will give me in prison, yes bro, what is it, dad, meet me, this is the moon, hello,

pistols, great, man, raiser, well, you ordered yourself a suit, listen , i got it from mine, though i have a little of everything , it seemed a bit small, but... i promised you, just give me a little time, adjust the size, tomorrow i’ll go give up, guys too, we’ll be ready for the fire, can you hear me, listen , luna, can you get information about a person using their phone number? i can do everything for you, bro, venero, let's go home, daughter, you can't kiss daddy, yeah, there you go.

well, hello, extortionist, here we have a family of policemen, why do you need 100,000, and what? i am artemy blagodarsky, and you are my potential customer, artemy blagodarsky is in first place in the top five best presenters in the country, i am the best of the best and it doesn’t matter to me how many people i work for , for a thousand, for 100 or even for you alone, and from -i won’t go to cosplay for this, yeah, now.

well, yes, you know where it’s alive and i know a lot , mom. up, yeah, remind me that you punished, let's go, why did you get up , let's go, give me the money, what kind of money, and this is the money that is needed for a gift for mom, what does she have to do with it, well... artemy blagodarsky is not a man, it

's none of your business, throw away the money, there is no money and no it will be okay, then in the morning i took it to the police, but what can you expect, now the police will come out of the shower and see everything themselves, then i ’ll tell your police that you extorted money from me in order to buy a boyfriend for one evening with your mother, in short, from i have a plan, which i propose... to give my dad, what are you, little red riding hood, in general, he moved like a cuckoo, you yourself said that he is cool, yes, you still have no options, either the truth and showdown, or a great inventor, there are only a day left, you won’t be able to do anything alone, i agree, i don’t agree, article 167, solution. freedom for up to 2 years, i

agree, there is a jacket, there is one, italian, that i bought it in turkey, plus a shirt to go with it, let me look now, put it on, put it on, can you, well, be a partner, yes. i don’t know how to do it all shura-mura girls, hold it, under the tongue, it’s in the ear, dad, it’s a membrane headset, venus will tell you, this is what my mother needs to know, in the last 5 years she has thrown herself into work, it’s as if she has stopped feeling the danger, there is always the most noose. well,

now i’ll remember the four main rules. first, mom can't stand mess and dirt. second. for many years, my mother has loved cinnamon lato with lactose-free milk. this is her religion. this is the only thing that relaxes her. third, my mother can’t stand dirty shoes, so, and fourth, what’s fourth, a lie detector, you know, yes, so this is my mother, a lie she can smell it from a kilometer away, yes, they’ll definitely

put me in prison, they won’t, if you do everything correctly, the main thing is to listen carefully to my commands and don’t be nervous, she also feels it right away, it’s simple. hello, hello, hello,

filippov, delova, how do you know, to a great doctor. maniac is bad, mani, bend the stick , there are some traces left, what kind of traces could there be , my shoes are always perfectly clean, even look in the mirror, look, no, look, they are 5 years old, by the way, so let’s first, what do they have? you were stolen, yes let's first, so, when i came to the store

, the first thing i decided to do was arrange the boxes, i put a box of boxes and a box with a box, on the box i put another box, boxes on top, i put another box on the box, i guess, your box was stolen, exactly, exactly, my box was stolen , listen, you are a real professional, thank you, i'm telling you the truth, i hate lies, dad, coffee, offer her coffee, so, after i stood on the box, i went to the basement, to make myself a cup of aromatic coffee, i love lattes with lactose-free milk, by the way, would you like some coffee? no, thank you, that is , when you were away, at that time there was a theft, so cinnamon, go, okay, cinnamon, listen, come on, great, but

there is a camera in the store, but what, we haven’t even had time to install an alarm system yet, i’m here i just bought a coffee machine, and it doesn’t have a camera. well, i admit that no one has ever brought me coffee like that, although i’m not a fan of the group lyub , i thought i liked it there, he’ll ruin the whole operation, oh, i’m sorry, laugh it off, no, i wanted to say, you, no, you me, but you,

oh, oh, it’s amazing, she hasn’t been around for five years now smiled, your dad is not so bad, but now she’s ours, take out the invitation. i want to invite you to the ball on december 31 at 23:00, invitation? the power of elyon will come with you on december 31 at 23:00, where did you get it

from your jacket, jacket from your closet? these invitations are given only to employees of the ministry of internal affairs, and you don’t look very much like a police officer, the question arises, who are you? hey, what are you doing? just don’t pretend that you have a severe earache , you really have a severe earache, who are you? there is!

damn, answer the question, i simply, the owner of this store is ulyana, and i simply did not say my name, i called the duty officer. at most , the department will tell you that the case has been entrusted to captain dilova, who are you, why do you know so much about me, you know about coffee, you know that i love order, i love it too, i’m very neat, if only you were neat , you wouldn’t have covered your banner so ridiculously, and coffee, i know only one man who likes lato with lactose-free milk with cinnamon, it’s you, you want more, there wasn’t any theft, and you are not a victim of a crime, you... who gives me these gifts, but it turns out that

this is so, why was it necessary, why did it have to be done, it’s secret, they would have taken it. we got acquainted, it turns out that it didn’t work out, why me, because i really really like you, time, this is the only thing i didn’t lie to you about today, i’m sorry if i offended you in some way, i know, i can be terribly clumsy, yes it’s you, i’m sorry, i snapped at you, you still see the interrogation, what are you, was it really an interrogation, i just felt

that you weren’t telling me something and, probably, a little overdone, drones, you know, i ’m not angry with you, this zision with the theft looked stupid, yes, the article, by the way, 19:13, deliberately false call to the police, fine 1500, yeah, i didn’t patent it. boris borisovich, i represent the interests of my client, sergei andreevich. you fraudulently took his

business away from him. what are you about? seryozha signed everything himself. here you go, admire it. seryozha, did you borrow twenty from me for this lawyer? handsome man, if you want, i’ll give you thirty, you’ll be my snow maiden dancing in the shopping center? how dare you talk to a woman like that?

“bravo, as a last resort, i can take you as a security guard, but no, better yet, dad, we are free, they have nothing on us, captain dilova, i sent you.”

sergey, ulyana’s young man, ulyana dmitrievna, i will ask you not to make such mistakes in the future, this is me.

i don’t know you at all, great, then i suggest we have dinner today, you’re free at 19:00, well, we can go to the ball, yes, yes, by the way, here’s boris’s benefit, he has big problems, he’s in debt like silk, with an agreement with yours let’s figure it out, and while we’re there, now i’m in complete control of the situation, i stole the agreement, at boris’s table. they might even take away the shopping center from him, it’s not clear what to expect from him, set an alarm, oh, okay , i’ll set it up right today, seryozha, you won’t deceive me, you really are like that, not because

you want anything from me - i need it, should i? my daughter just said that i haven’t smiled for many years, and you did something like that, thank you, see you tonight. max, why did you pick up your suit,

guys, i haven’t ordered it yet, but i’m with you all super, we'll meet tomorrow, come on, bro, max, are you home? so guys, that's it, i came , where did you get the drone, and what happened to your hand, i was in the store, installed an alarm, i will have one keychain, ulyana will have the other, and i returned the drone evidence to us, that's it, we are free, we're going to cosplay, wow, max, you know, i want to upset you, but i can't. why? but because ulyana agreed to go to the ball with me. and what? is this not real? venus forced us? max, this is all for real. she, she believed me. dad, what about our time, i, i won. there will still be a lot of cosplays in your life. you promised me, dad. i don't know

how to explain this to you? that's it, i don't want anything more. listen, that's right, what mom did was leave you, you're a loser! max, max, it seems to you that there is nothing more important in life than your computer game. in fact, there are a million things in life that you don’t even know are important. i hope when you grow up you will apologize to me.

“take it away, remove the box from the table, it’s not done that way, everything, everything is on my command, she will remember this for life, yeah, blink when you're ready.

what is it, hello, it’s just me , a watch, nice, don’t stress it, you also changed your image, but i thought you were black? damn, i'm in the mood for a serious conversation, let's go

here, yeah.

briana, i understand that very little time has passed, so, you don’t know me at all, yeah, but i want to do it to you. proposal, i agree, on the first call without an alarm, i will always be there.

let me capture this important moment of your life, i hope the alarm system is reliable, it gives a signal to two blinks at once. one for you, the other for me, a kiss, what a kiss now, but no, maybe there won’t be? you see, everything worked out, i’m great. “no

, it’s me, well done, what are you doing, give it here , i’m going back to my place, of course i understand that it wasn’t all for real, but what was it, i haven’t told you everything yet, i’m sorry”? how can i say this, the point is that the point is that what does this mean, i just wanted to tell you about this, that is, my daughter didn’t take it for me, then in the shopping mall... the arsonist, it

was you, ulyan, ulyana, what else are you from me? you’re hiding, i should have told you about this earlier, i’m not your secret admirer, i saw you there for the first time in the store, but yana? moron, what did you do? my father and i had other plans. did you have other plans? yes, if you hadn't thrown yourself in front of a car in the parking lot, none of this would have happened, okay? you do not understand? i just wanted my mom to be happy, and you don't care about anyone,

even s'. be proud, now you are a real hero, not a virtual one, like in your stupid game, idiot, nothing, damn, tired of living, snap, are you not normal?

max, do you know what happened? i just saw a girl who really fell in love, guess what? can you imagine, buzykin regularly goes to zhulevina to exchange partners, we could do that too, what? yes, i, i remember , today is the anniversary, you will give me this evening, bobby , i’m dead, i’m not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid of ruining them, good evening, i wanted to warn you, they are very difficult for me to start, let's launch from the pusher, i

'm coming to you. this is what a tightening is, a belarusian tightening, it tightens the stomach, it’s comfortable, no one bothers me doesn’t want you, the psychotherapists want you, new year’s adventure, premiere, today is the first one, i’ll keep the slippers as a souvenir. veda vodka is a product of the stellar group. and i declare the cosmetology department open, you will ruin my institute, you drove a straight woman crazy from his position, how did you get him so much,

this is your institute, take what is rightfully yours, i jumped on you, anonymous, you are a normal married woman, what are you are you creating? so, if we don’t do anything, the light will be removed, someone at the very top needs to stand up for svetlana gennadievna. sveta, what are you doing? i spent the night here, what happened? wait, is that the husband? is he hitting himself? doctor preobrazhensky, new from the series from january 8, is on the first. what they take away, holy simplicity, they don’t open the doors for the detainees.

venus, i’m wrong, i want to fix everything, follow my mother, i want to fix everything.

why did you come?

but at the same time, i can’t understand it with me yet, because i’m screwed.

i can’t understand yet where the river is taking me, to what part of the continent, the chase is flocking, but even if there’s no grab.

there are 5 minutes left before the boris shopping center closes.

romeo at the base, standing, hands, you, well, what does all this mean, what again? part of your plan? ulyan, i swear, i came here

only because of the alarm call, are you lying again? wait, ulyana, yes, i deceived you, but on the day when i saw you, i felt like i was in a state of confusion, why didn’t they let me finish watching this romantic comedy, let’s run. do you know who invented the stun gun, one japanese inventor is an idiot who invented it, but couldn’t sell it, so tell us immediately, so one korean company bought a patent from this inventor for mere pennies earned millions from this. you catch the connection, seryozhenka

, you don’t even have a kopeck, you’re in debt, and i’m not going to buy anything from you, it so happened, seryozhenka, that these documents for a patent are the only chance to improve your situation, so i’ll just tell you i'll take them, say cat. four numbers, what are you doing , shut up, four numbers, 10 buttons, that 's 1000 combinations, good luck, and you, well, if you don't want to talk to me, i 'll talk to your lawyer, don't tell them anything, stop, code one. one, one, one, you make me look like a fool,

what are you holding? dev, release the lightning, it’s true, the code is four units, you seem like a smart person, but what’s your password? which? i have the same one on my phone, boris borich, can you imagine, all three of us have the same password, let me go, here’s another one, well, seryozha, there are 2 hours left until the new year, can you change your code to 4:00?

hands behind your head, these are the police. take the hostages away and come out with your hands up, there are thousands of police officers here, come out with your hands down, hello, police?

hey, you know, you’re twice as beautiful now, compliments during the chase, well, that’s nice,

but they’re punished too. wait, seryozha, let’s come to an agreement, i ’ll give you free rent and documents for a patent. well, if you want the best place in the shopping center, let’s come to an agreement, we are partners with you, we are not partners, you bastard, documents,

in vain, in vain you, serezhenka did not agree to my terms. well, where are you walking, the sprinter is unfinished, and in just a few minutes i would have decorated the entire shopping center for him, what kind of rudeness is this, give it here and let the children go to their parents, the new year is a family one after all holiday, you will forgive them , they are only following orders, i will now order them to jump from the roof, they will jump, and i will order you to jump, they will help you jump, “lysenko, i let you go home, the boris shopping center is my home and i i'm guarding

him, of course. this is a turn, uh, creative people , what are we going to do? the night guard lysenko always has a little sleeping pill, of course, it works in the field, amon. they lowered the weapons, barrels to the floor. borisov, the building

is cordoned off, you can't leave. storm. what are you doing, take the store, take the documents, leave the child, i need a helicopter urgently, do you have 20 minutes, but a drone won’t do? we have nothing to do with it now, i’m a lawyer, and i’m an accountant, load them, call the rescuers

, take me out of here, help, get me out of here, get me out of here, in 20 , help, hands, i had everything under control, because losenko - champion of the region in darts, i’m not a dart player, not a darter, not a darting player, and certainly not a dart player, i dart like superman, like batman, understandable, thank you, what are you saying, max, i think it’s a great new year, yeah, we’re you’ll even have time for cosplay.

come back, night elf razor, the silver legion plan has arrived, as well, you’re not the only one who knows hackers.

say, well, thank you for helping us on the roof then, no matter what happens in life, i know you will always remain the most dear person to me, i love you very much, and i love you, dad, meet these guys from my clan, hello guys and greetings, so all the guys are in suits, you are a demon,

this is unacceptable for a clan leader, your suit, i programmed it.

wow, this is awesome!

truki! i'm even going crazy, let's go fell, heads yes, load goals let me get it, goals yes to me, goals shuzhi, walk, how especially today feelings are boiling, yes they talk, but i don’t see them, how especially today people are playing pranks. that's what they say, but i don't see them, especially today the stars are shining, that's what they say, but i don't see them, my vision is blurred, the pastures were left behind, they were plowed in the mantaza, hey, are you burning gold, or are you golden in, behind, around you, the whole world, around you, the whole world, around you, the whole world, around you the whole

world, around you, the whole world, around you the whole world. around you the whole world is loading, loading, heads, i'll fall , heads, i'll fall, heads will turn, i'll fall, head gift, give me, can you imagine, the buzykins regularly go to zhulebina, exchange partners, you could do that too, what? that, yes, i, i remember, today is the anniversary, you will give me this evening, bobby, i’m dead, i’m not going anywhere, hello, slippers, such old shoes, i’m afraid of ruining them, good evening, i wanted to warn you, they’re

very hard on me starts, let's push start it. i ’m coming to you, what’s this, a tightening, a belarusian tightening, it tightens the stomach, it’s warm, comfortable, no one wants me, psychotherapists want you, new year's adventure, premiere, i'll keep the slippers as a souvenir.

i don’t want to breed like the german chinese.

thank you, we'll make do with the smell of strawberries. that moscow, your life will never be the same.

justice, listen, petrovich, you should have fixed me, otherwise i’ve blown my neck, i’m walking like a flounder.

well, come on, what is it, i’ve lost weight, i

told you a long time ago, i’ve lost weight, 300 grams, or even 700, actually, i’m showing you the beads, they’re very cute. do you want me to tie you up with them, pass you by, and spank you, these are designer beads, i made them myself, yeah, it’s clear, well, what should i say, good beads, that they increase potency, this is my new business, can you even think about anything other than sex? maybe i can, maybe i can’t, i haven’t tried, but why? well, just so as not to be a warrior. oh, how offensive? why are you?

please, you will give me this evening, of course, i have a better offer, now just a second, i’ll fix everything tomorrow, honestly, girl, i’ll do it myself. honey, look what i have, colvada, and chocolates, we were younger for kolva, let's spend a wonderful evening, you, me, the hare, well, i'm sorry, well, 44 people, i'm tired, well , no, that's it, that means the anniversary has meticulously resolved, i showered my beloved.

“i didn’t notice these damn beads, let’s put up with it, i ’m wrong, sex dolls don’t talk , that’s right, can you imagine, buzykina pumped up her lips out of envy for you, like this, still a heap of ass, like bentley, now she doesn’t drown in the sea, you know, i love you terribly, terribly, that’s the key word, terribly, i shouldn’t have sent the children to the car, the day before the new year, what are they they’re really freezing there, no, they’ll finally miss home in the cold, they’ll gain immunity, okay, well, come on tomorrow, tomorrow everything will be, well, well, honestly, bobik

is dead. what don't aunts do? for your husband's sake? for my husband's sake. hello. why do we need these formalities, we have love, we are not bullies, but what? duck, duck. wow, i told you, chicken, i don’t dare call my duck peking chicken, okay, honey, we’ll have dinner, what you deserve along with your bob. i

love you with all your cockroaches, with your foolishness, with foolishness, yes, well, what i call it, individuality, femininity, yes, i’m singing, can you imagine, bullies travel regularly. zhulev exchange partners in the present, you could do that too, well, wait, this is not dirt at all, this is not even betrayal, this is just a test, trust, trust, we trust, that means, each other, you trust me, i trust you i trust. soma, it’s worse than the buzykins, but

the fact of the matter is that i’m better, uragi busa, how are you? i just made them, a miracle, not beads, i saw almonds, for the sake of my husband, she already agreed, he just doesn’t know

about it, give it to buzykina, but that’s okay, we’ll work some more , of course, he hugged you, come on, yeah, bye , i’ll screw everything together tomorrow, i’ll nail it all down for you, i can even put it on glue, whatever you want, i’ll do it, well if you’re talking about sex, well, really , well, listen, well, i’m very tired, well, i can’t , well, really, i, look, i have viglas, i have a son in general, well, you promised to be with me in early sorrow and shame , yes, uh-huh, uh-huh, yes, but what can plumbing cause me? what, what, what, you’re not ashamed at all, why are you talking like that, be careful, my god, i will have sex with you today, whether you want it or not, even if i have to tie you up, who did you talk to, what are you

saying, who did you talk to, but not to anyone, to sanya, to the producer. gave up my role to buzykina, who am i to give out such a role, this is blackmail, god, how low, i’m not going anywhere, that you scared yourself, pumped yourself up.

look, we ourselves will have something to remember later, you will be the first to remember, laugh, how the guys opened the doors and fainted, i won’t go, andryush, andryusha, i wrote to the site... swingers, but where couples agree on sex, chelyabinsk, god, arkhangelsk, rybensk, moscow, somewhere,

the most puritanical city, andryush, kimni, please, if you agree, what? i say , kimeni, please, if you understand what i’m talking about, one minute, can i finish the game now, i’ll do what... i said, okay, you’ll do it, that is, i’m doing it, as a rule, lyubertsy, lyubertsy, this moscow, fresh, please, bring a shelf in the hallway, because now people will come to us, the varopaevs are not people, not parasites. lovely swing, that you never know who will come , vapaevs, kozlovs, sidrovs, ivanovs, never, wait, what kind of swing, well, what, when , well, they exchange sex partners, are you serious, or something, get excited, don’t be happy , well, it’s just a pleasure for once

, wait, but with me, and ask me, shook his head, said that everything after that, when you play, nice people, and faces, okay, okay, what did you write? yeah, a couple of perverts are looking for new sensations, yes, sexually transmitted diseases, so you and i are open to everything, everything, everything, never, never this house. and will never cross the house, oh, oh, jumped up, jumped up, started up, oh, i'm afraid that i will be embarrassed for you, andryusha, with your clamps.

stop freaking out! intercepted already, oh, you did it again, ah, let go, i told you, dear, never take the phone away, love the rescue, let go, quietly, oh. good evening, it was i who called you, tell me, i

called correctly based on the advertisement, the cheburashka igena is looking for friends, and you, as i understand it, are a lion, in some ways yes, wow, and i hear you have active beavers starting renovations in the neighboring one. yes, here the beavers have a sudden attack of hard work. crocodile, geno, would be very happy to make friends with you, lev with your friend tobik. you know, i’m not very familiar with classic children’s literature yet. i have a cheerful tiger cub soon. i'm intrigued. i'm patiently waiting for our meeting, and then you send me the address directly to this

phone, like right now, why wait, or is your zoo already closed? no, i’m sending you the address, that’s it, we’re waiting, i’m not going anywhere. well , what are you, a passionate kiss giraffe, and i will cover you with worries, nothing, i don’t want, there are women in russian villages with calm , respectful faces. i’m the only one who remembers about women in russian villages, only nikrasov. nikolai nekrasov, right, but i have 10

animals at home, 10, how does carlson fix the malfunctioning motor of his propeller? what holiday was celebrated for the first time in the orbit of the salyut 6 station by russian cosmonauts, romanenko and grechka anna, well, i see yours, i love my country.

feminine issue january 5th on the first, please no! looks like protoplasm, this is your health, eat, i want fried potatoes, fried today

potatoes, soda tomorrow, heroin the day after tomorrow, what do you have? with fancy electronics , i passed, i'm full, hungry riot, well, well, tonight you can read the café, and yes , call alena, tell her about your feelings, here's the text, alena, scary, the daughter of a stanford professor can't be scary , she has

a twist, there is one. pure raisins, alena is ready, her parents have approved the date of your acquaintance. baby, boy, as long as i’m with you, you’ll be healthy and happy, that’s it, i’m at a corporate party, kiss

your mom. "don't wait for me, well, i mean wait, just not today, well, i say, why is it like that there, not here, the answer was brilliant, she says, you know, seryozha, i just really liked you, seriously, seriously, let's simulate the situation, i'm going, but there won't even be sex

i don’t know.” nothing came to my mind, blurted out tiger , who are you? well, yes, of course, what if they shoot a secret video and post it all on the internet? what if her husband falls in love with me and pursues me like a maniac? what if are they some kind of i don’t know orgies or elves or some other perverts? you right in a second all mine. i listed my dreams.

hey, open, please, open, please, it's very cold, open, please, hello, happy upcoming. mask is valid, sorry!

and don’t try to deceive me that you passed by just like that, well, of course you won’t believe it, but it happened, listen, theoretical physicist, do you happen to have a pant for me to go with vodka? it’s very cold, pants and vodka, i have pants, i need to look for vodka, okay, i promise you sex, i promise, if not today, then in a week for sure, i need to get ready, i need to concentrate, gain strength, well, well, cancel, well, call them , cancel, i beg you, i can’t, it’s uncomfortable in front of people, you know, it’s uncomfortable, come on, come on, get yourself in order, i don’t know, get rid of... this smell , well, it’s impossible, well, i don’t want to blush for you, please , you’re talking like your mother, don’t talk about your mother, please, this is sacred, if mom is a saint, then i want, i ask you, don’t talk about your mother, just

put it on clean linen please, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. we arrived, it seems, here, where is this, where is lyubertsy, the land of not frightened swingers, not i’m scared, i’m scared myself, what if you fall in love with some orc or elf, that’s it, bye bye, my beloved, thank you, i already have these, well, chewing gum, what if they rush at us from the doorway?

damn, goosebumps, open the gates, hello, hello, hello, don’t pay attention, the court is being repaired, you can help, come on, i’ll help. and we left the children in the village, wow, no big deal, it’s even

better, people don’t like children , we sent them to the village in winter, but we have the whole apartment at our disposal, why did we leave them, we are with them they left their mother-in-law, they don’t like their mother-in-law, these are our people, igor, forgive me, he has such a sense of humor, his dad. nothing, nothing , nothing, my husband sometimes jokes that , i think, how has lightning not killed him yet, i’ll call you now, listen, do what you want, i don’t want to feel at home, i want to jump out to him, that and that nothing has started, oh, how cute, so that’s what you are, yes, the lion and tobik, i don’t understand, tobik, who is this, tiger, tobik, maybe tobik

won’t get used to it tonight, but i you somewhere i saw it, i assure you, it wasn’t me, slippers, slippers, yes, now, yes, but excuse me, on the contrary, now, these are such old shoes, i’m afraid. doctor, that’s why we don’t have fungus in our house , i’m afraid of fungus, i guess it’s slippers, you’re doing it right, don’t be afraid, i have a husband, he’s not worth this, i haven’t washed the floors for a long time, but i haven’t, they survived him, real forest ones mushrooms, fly agarics, there will be something to throw in the evening , okay, just kidding, just kidding, mushrooms will grow on me, you have chanterelles, small, good ones, we’ll buy you new legs, straight away long ones, you, andryush, andryusha, where can you wash your hands, let’s go, to the kitchen, you can wash your hands

, of course, you can relieve yourself there from the road, maybe the living room, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, andryusha, andryusha, come out, i’ll spend this evening in very good company, alone, i ’ll knock down the door now and you’ll be ashamed. we store all the poisons in this corner, the main thing is not to confuse the car, and the grass with the photo, oh, that's for sure, but if you have a hamster or a parrot, we can check for them first,

long live the label maker. here it was stored for compresses, our case is just that, so what about myself, i’m not cold, are you a man or where? be my guide in the thorny forest of alcoholism, i will guide you through everything, i will show you everything.

do your little ones live separately? this is einstein, there is nelson, planck and faraday, great physicists, i would be glad to live with them, but unfortunately, this is impossible, it will take a long time to explain, your wife. loves order, i'm not married, marriage destroys the brain of a scientist, so a scientist, and you happen to be not a homo, so to speak, a sapiens, i'm quite a sapiens, but not nearly a homo, if i correctly understood the interpretation of your biological taxonomy, but where does the second mug come from,

a woman lives with me. “we will break up in a year, everything is decided, but i can’t leave her before, everything is complicated, yes, yeah, i understand, well then svetlana, ivan!”

you, i’m andryush, andryush, why haven’t you changed your clothes, i ironed my shirt there, come on, come on, come on, quickly, quickly overflow, forget everything you saw, now i’ll soon, i’m so obedient, so docile, i can’t. i’m sorry for the diarrhea, but in general, on what basis do you line up for the toilet? i said that she was a terrible person, just a maniac! this i almost forgot you, here’s the widow klitschko, well , have you heard, but of course, now it will be satisfying, drunk and fun, right?