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tv   Ugadai melodiyu  1TV  January 2, 2024 3:15pm-4:06pm MSK

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well, that's it, fleas, you've had enough for today, it will be boring, you'll be chasing the tail, or sniffing under the tail, okay, let's go, moan, look what you got, why do you need it? and so that no one finds out? lyokha, no one will recognize you, because there is no one there. well, okay, so no one will see. lesh, let's go.
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well, thank god, everything was decided, i saw how i scared them, yes, they understood what awaited them, everything was found right away, and tickets for the next flight, and that ’s right, because because of them we missed our flight, that’s not -behind.
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where are they worn? bye, look what i found, it was hanging on the wall, it was confiscated for improper storage, well , in the movies it’s easy for them to do that. my
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god okay. wait, i need to tune in, what?
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in a dream, probably only this plan will help, it’s probably funny, but it’s so easy, it’s already a testament to my shoulders, just in flight, my detar, my detabla. it's time, let's get to work!
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“a gang of criminals was detained by the criminal investigation department, you said there was no one in the house, you bastard, stop, stop! what are you doing there? let’s get in the car! but some members of the gang managed!
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dear passengers, our plane is at the st. petersburg airport, hello,
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hello, you can see the pirate. room 73, yes, of course, please, the video on your website is not working, don’t worry, your dogs are fine, but i ’ll check it just in case, you will fix it, of course, you see, everything is fine, i had no reason to worry, let’s go , well, what is there, and where are the dogs? at home, they turned on the tv, the dogs, literally, with their paws and like a dot, they moved the camera and turned off the one they pushed, like an auntie, shaggy christmas trees, so what, shut up, i have a good idea, lyokha,
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better go feed the dogs, there are dogs here. hello, can you give me a lift , where can i take you, anywhere, recently a new refrigerator came through from hungary, so i have everything covered, i’m telling you, he’s a military man, he has a commanding voice, my father is a lieutenant colonel, i ’ve prepared it for tomorrow, listen, where are you i found this idiot.
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casanova is on first today. cognac monte shococa, product of stellor group. miracles happen on our program every year, so let's meet our star elves. when will i get married? you want married? yes, but only?
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maybe my fiancé will be somewhere in one of these places, the light of my mirror will say that we don’t have dumplings hidden, maybe we’ll make figures for the christmas tree, meat ones and from farge, a groom has appeared, premiere , let's get married on new year's day, tomorrow is the first one, i haven't eaten anything since the morning, but if you feed these guys all night, you wouldn't eat them, you'd eat them in the morning. 57, like this,
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well, goner, do you want to eat, yes, he won’t tear you apart, no, why, bark at me here, morel, you’re going to bed hungry, i understand me? and again, hello, the camera is still not working, no, no, everything is working, please take a look for yourself. “these are not our dogs, yule, but this is a spitz, a pirate doesn’t look like him at all, but well,
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these are your dogs, it’s just poor communication quality, what are you telling me here , i don’t recognize my dogs, what’s the matter, what’s wrong?” what’s going on there, you know, we have a very decent company, nothing ever happens here, are you frozen in front of the camera, i see that you’re not frozen”? so, either you show me my dogs immediately, or i, what are you coming, why, no, you're coming, but the dog almost ate me, idiot, that's it , the banker's house was covered with a copper shroud, but nothing was covered, there were only dogs in the house, that's right, we need to catch them. take everything back to the hotel, we work in the house, it’s clean, calm,
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now they won’t pick up the phone from me , the battery is still running low, that’s right, they’re still sleeping in the morning, they said there’s 24-hour communication support, oh, i beg you, calm down, the parents will come, we will find out everything, and if something happened to them, it’s every minute, nothing will happen to your dogs, exactly with mine, you don’t care at all, whose is it? there was an idea to send them to a shelter in a hotel, i didn’t want to go anywhere at all, and now it’s too late for me to twitch, no need, i know, we showed it normally , here it is, hello, hello, that’s it, we’re not waiting for anyone else, no, it’s just the two of us with her granddaughter, granddaughter where, yes here, nastya , nastya, missed, somewhere, i don’t know
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, thank you, maybe i’ll call again, we’ll try , well, i’m telling you, she doesn’t answer, the phone is switched off, you told your parents, your parents are from
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new -yorks are flying, they also don’t answer what you have such a family, everyone is on their own, well , don’t be upset, now... the general duty officer, she couldn’t fly away, all that remains is the railway and bus station, comrade general, i beg you , find her, find her, please, hello, duty officer , write down, a girl has disappeared , hello , there are tickets for the next one to samara, there are tickets for 10:30, give me one, please, and who are you going with, with your parents, of course, we are going with the whole family, the whole family on one ticket? so girl, how long can you hold up the line, you are not alone here, two tickets to samara, please leave, microphone, woman, woman, could you buy a ticket for me, girl, who are you, well , your parents, where in america, buy, oh, girl, could you buy a ticket for me, i just really like it, there’s a girl crying,
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please figure it out, dad, open up , man, hello, could you help me, can you smile, as if it were my dad, i told you something funny, and i’ll stand next to you, okay, connections, phew, thank you very much, if it weren’t for you, i would definitely have been arrested, what is it, seryozha, who is this, masha, this is the first time i’ve seen her, but why does she call you daddy, how do i know? “i have to go, you were a wonderful dad, don’t scold him, okay, thank you very much, goodbye, well, i’m seeing her for the first time, yeah, we’ll talk at home, masha, masha, wait, masha, well, understand, for me, well for me i really need it, and don’t even hope for it, that’s it, go home, well, i’m trying
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to do this, and i’m trying to explain to you that you should go with your parents.” get lost, well, understand, my parents are on the plane now, and i can’t get through to them, but i need to take medicine for my very sick grandmother, the fourth, that you are the fourth already this week, who talks about a sick grandmother, well, i’m not asking for free, just take no questions, the latest version,
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you’re completely stunned, we have a serious matter planned, and you’re aiming for candy, i have been without sweets for 2 years, i have sausage, i have sleeping pills. that's all, that's it, you need the package, it's free, yes, then two. goodbye!
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samara let's go, let's go, samara.
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well, that’s it, we wait 15 minutes and we can come in, well, can you come in a little bit at a time? no, lech, it’s better later, it’s a bad omen, well, it’s lucky, it’ll be lucky, lyosha, he'll take you, we'll live soon.
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i’m closer to me than my wife was, to the backcourts for an hour, that it’s ready tomorrow, okay, let’s go , you know what he was like, you say, marquis, how many times two is he...
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quiet, calm, calm. the main thing is not to turn your back, but wait, why is he stealing
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, nothing happened, i’m tired of how every time at the first danger you jump over the fence like a kingorra, you got nervous, the circumstances are such a situation, i’ve been for your circumstances once for 2 years already, ok, we're all done, come on, let's go to your flea market, you traitor, makar alone
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she can handle it, my good girl, feed her better, thank you, good one, what kind of people are there without security, and that i’m not afraid to come back to work to ask , well, if i’m wrong, then generously forgive me, and if not, then i
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’ll tell you what , you’ve been with me for a month... and so that it’s clean, like my house, and the house is the place that you’ll never earn for yourself, i understand, i understand. yes, makar, we’ll meet in the country park.
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but i knew, this is the last time, i agree, we work with the banker and go our separate ways, we agreed on what plan, in general, we have in the hotel necessary personal protective equipment against animal aggression, we will need it tonight, what are you doing? analgi, my head
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hurts, lyosha, just be patient, we will take revenge on them today, we will take terrible revenge, we will begin the operation at 21:00. how often in our lives we do not have time to do the most important thing.
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i hung up.
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lyoshka, what are you doing? adnes? lyusha, we don’t work in the wet, it’s not 90 now, leave it, lesh, where did you throw it, pick it up,
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we’ll throw it out on the way, better give it to me, let’s go. come on, can you imagine, now, wait a minute, i’ve done a good deed, hello, i wish you good health, yeah, no documents needed, please, we
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'll go. i do not want anything. there are women in russian villages with calm, respectful faces. i am the only one who remembers nekrasov about women in russian villages. nikolai nekrasov, that's right. and i have 10 animals at home, 10. how does carlson fix the malfunctioning motor of his propeller? white leteskas. and we are sure that all four options exist in reality. what holiday is there in the station's orbit? here 6 were first met by russian cosmonauts, romanenko and
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grechka, anna, well, i see yours, i love mine country, premiere in the new year, watch after the evening news, rum, castro, a product of stellor group, we used to live. everyone is together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to be changed, you are young, successful, beautiful, mom gave us a message, the main thing is to find it, you i’m sure that when you run away, you will find your parents, don’t worry, we will find you, can we say that sonya will soon have a new mother, yes, where are they, i’m for the children? i answer, the children of the oligarch bye bye, two children from the orphanage
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stolen, daddy, daddy, who are you, okay , rest, yes, yes, these are very bad children, there are no bad children, it’s you who are muddying the waters here, everything can be changed until the very last point is reached, now these are my children, mystery , premiere. on january 6, at the first, what do you care about anastasia nikolaevna, she can’t sit at home, and if we hadn’t found you, then i would have found my dogs, of course, of course, i still have to run away from the house because of some dogs, still not worth it. do you want to eat? no, thank you, you’d better
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let me go home, but i really need it, please, it’s clear, i also need to go home, but i’m on duty, they put me on duty for the new year , oh, well, i only have a little left, i live there on podgornaya, well, let me go, please, let’s let me go, don’t say that , now grandma will run away, you will all go home together, the whole family, not the whole one. sit here.
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shall we try the tablets? no need, we've already tried it. let's go, let's go, ah! the ultrasound will start working, which i don’t like,
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flea hosts, come on, dogs, lyokha, come on, i’m on the first, you’re on the second, yeah, stop, ultrasound, give me, and i’ll stay with him, with you spray can, huh? it can only be used on the street, you can read the instructions for me, once you've done it, move on, i'm off. little ho!
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why did you undress? so what to do? you have a balloon, go poison them!
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i didn’t understand why i was jumping up and down like a gummi bear, and what’s that smell, i told you, don’t drink, it’s a bad omen, but i didn’t drink, i wet myself, wow, there you are, you little reptile, whore, you fell, yes i probably dropped it, well, that's it, dogs
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, we've finished the game, now you'll find out who the evil makar is, that's it, dogs, we've finished the game, now you 'll find out that makar is so evil, why are you laughing, nothing, you already said that, now you will find out who the evil makar is before he hit his head, funny, lech, funny that two real ones... they can cope with some mongrels, that's funny, nothing, now everything will be fine, everything, dogs,
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huh? dogs, go to uncle lyosha.
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lyokha! lyokha, lyokha, lyokha, how do you feel, what hurts , the main thing is to be quiet, be quiet, here are some pills, take some pills, lyosha, what hurts, lyosha, lyosha, what are you, lyosha, hear, lyosha?
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come here, have you seen the stupid dog wants to play?
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this is for children, everything is clear, there is no safe here, why, maybe, on the contrary, let's go, let's go, eh!

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