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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 3, 2024 5:00am-5:36am MSK

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we not only cut off a section of skin, as mikhelson suggests, but also stretch the subcutaneous muscle of the neck there, uh-huh, i won’t stretch it too much, well, so the face will look like a mask, uh-huh, then that’s it, i’ll use alcohol. first, let's highlight the muscles of the neck and then the fold under the chin will smooth out. armanich, our oxygen could be cut off at any moment, so we have time for a small breakthrough. here i'm looking forward to a monograph; i can't get enough of the car.
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well, look, today i can’t, it’s a pity, maybe tomorrow, in principle, yes, tomorrow i’m free, let’s discuss this tomorrow, okay, see you tomorrow, too, let's talk, here we can walk to the boulevard , there are benches there, to be honest, we have nothing to talk about, i would still like to explain myself, because everything is not quite the way you think, you, when she invited me to her place, and it just seemed to me that you were not one of those girls for whom this meant something, you know, it’s clear, but you had a lot of them, natasha, i’m just wondering if there’s a crowd of some kind hovering around you girls, then why did they drag me into bed, i...
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dragged me, that i was so depraved and fallen, that’s me did you arrange everything? natasha, we are adults , forgive me, but i didn’t know that i was your first, well, you see, you don’t know anything about me, wait, forgive me, you, you’re right, it’s my fault, sorry, wait, i think i know why you came. “you want me not to pawn you, to your mommy? god, how disgusting this is! listen, who gave you the right to play with my feelings? how could you even think that i could do this to the first person i meet? natasha, i i didn’t say that, i hate you, i hate you, understand?
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yes, thank you, armanich, we were surprised, yes, i was pleased, i take my hats off, as he said, thank you very much for allowing me to be present, really, i’m proud that you are with us, thank you, sorry. they were sitting here, waiting,
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but i couldn’t call you, you were in surgery, we need to find them, lev grigorevich, what? didn't you wait for me? i was tired, i wanted to go home quickly, i miss you, i don’t know, well, let ’s do it another time, tomorrow, i had something tomorrow, i even remember, i really need to talk to you, and so do i, you know, i... i'm
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pregnant, really, love, what should i do? how to do what, well baby, your hands are out icy, now get yourself together, we need to go home.
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don’t be upset, it happens, are you leaving already? yes i want to. everything is fine , well, yes, i understand, it was a difficult day, and you too should rest, now you are supposed to, my friend makarov,
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a gynecologist at pirogovka, i want him to examine you, but i already have a gynecologist, who? where did galina efimovna advise me, there is some kind of luminary, a good doctor, don’t worry about me, i’m healthy, baby, this is very serious, two opinions won’t hurt anyone, well , yes, you’re right, so let’s go to your doctor in next time, let's go tomorrow, i'll insist. hello, hello, sorry it's so late, i urgently need vadim petrovich.
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i have a family, a wife, two girls , there is a place, and tomorrow morning i’ll take him to the hospital myself , i’ll immediately determine, and mish, agree, you know, this was a salvation for me, we, well, i ’m bleeding and need to be at work tomorrow, they me
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they only released me for a day, well, i’ll just do everything more freely, mish, please, i won’t stay with him, i don’t know him, mish, who told me that at one of... they’ll laugh at me, but this you told me, well, when else can we come, and he definitely won’t embarrass you, but whatever, you should see what happens to me when relatives come from yerevan, you see, well, please, look, you ’ll stay for a very, very short time , and then the most beautiful smile in the world will come to me, please, okay, thank you, thank you. and i’ll definitely come for you on the weekend, well, brother, now everything will be in order, here are his things, and bear, listen, please, thank you, yes, let’s go, i
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’ll come. i want this poster, by the way, nikita gave. do you know who his dad is? no, i don’t even know, to be honest, who nikita is, why is he so gloomy, did he sew something up, or something? yes, i don’t believe it, everything is fine, it’s stifling here, well, let’s go to the balcony, have a smoke,
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man, of course, wake up, yeah, what about the boy? there was a boy sitting with me, what a boy, you're the only one left here, damn it, everyone's going to leave, you can stay if you want, i 'll go soon too, i'm on night duty, you don't know how to take it, you don't want it, just say so, i don't want it, that's it another thing. yes, i know too, somehow you without much enthusiasm, she offered it to you, out of
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old friendship, or what? thank you, friend, please, there’s a czech here who’s courting me , he says, come with me, he’s offering to create a social unit, with the democrats, you see , it’s possible, they’ll probably allow it soon, i don’t know, where does this information come from, huh? from outer space, in general, it seems to me that soon a lot of things will be allowed, i envy your intuition, i envy myself, hello, my friends, how do you do, what did you put on the wig , it really suits me, it was actually ordered by a man from abroad, if you break something there, you ruin it, you’ll have to pay him yourself, i understand, i’ll pay him. i have no right, what are you clinging to? hello, i
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’m asking you for the last time, am i staying? oh, doctor, did you offend chuvyukha, huh? she wanted to help you? don't you want to help me? how? i need silicone, what kind of laver is this? cream. organic polymer , polymer, are you using rubber or something, why do you need it for business, you’ll order me to look for it somewhere for business, i don’t know, maybe you know scientists who are involved in muchuk or something like that substitutes, that this should be asked, although wait, my friends have a laboratory assistant who told me something about some new aircraft gaskets, try it, but i won’t stand behind the price. lada dawn, come on,
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let me try it on, but don’t bother me, well, oops, pure presley, maybe i should take it to meet my laboratory assistant for secrecy, well, it’s up to you to negotiate with the hostess, i’ll negotiate with her. take it away, how did you find it? what's happened? i called galina efima. she gave me your address, completely unacceptable, you want, you know, what time is it, boy, misha, i, i lost him
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, in what sense i lost him, what are you talking about, i wanted to determine him in the morning at the department, i picked him up at the station, then on the bus i fell asleep, when i woke up, where, on which bus , when evgeniy solomonov, please give me money, i’ll take a taxi, i’ll drive, look, i need to do something, did you call the police? of course, he called, you can’t sit with your hands folded, lord, then do something, are you out of your mind again, but why, i’m just. i just didn’t get enough sleep today and before that i slept somehow, so wait for me here, i i’m coming with you, if i’m right, he can only be in one place, livanyan, pull yourself together,
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you’re a confident child here at night, i ’m not an adult at ease. we are wasting time , we need to go back, ask at the bus depot , please be quiet, i think the nineteenth, our next one, misha, misha, misha, misha, and alive, oh yeah, well done, in the cemetery, how could you even think of that , and i almost sat there, brother, damn it, here they are, comrades, good night, citizens, why are you in the cemetery? it's so late, they have a boy, so what's going on here, show me documents, whose child is this, please lower the flashlight, this boy is my son.
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what is it? i fell asleep and didn’t hear you come. you’ve been home for a long time, about two hours, to feed you, why do i recognize proge otzorina, i’m sorry,
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i panicked, i called him. there is good news, it looks like i’m getting married, don’t worry , your zorin proposed to me, he’s a good guy, lech, no need, oh well, i ’ll go to bed, if you want something to eat, there’s some in the refrigerator, mail please. calm down.
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after all, they killed him, lev, lev, who?
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from space our planet looks like this small, our homeland is so huge that it is unclear how it fits there. the whole world is surprised how we do not lose each other in these endless things. penguins are very faithful, true partners, look, penguins are the only monogamous animals on
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the planet, you know, what is monogamous? this is when a penguin, a boy, loves one penguin girl all his life, if she is a penguin, she has a testicle in the female, yes, then it is already a male, the male sits on this testicle, sits until the last, maintains the temperature, understandable, yes understandable. borya didn’t understand how you can remain monogamous when there are so many unmarried penguins around, hello, yes, hello, who is it, it’s me, you forgot my exercise, and hello, yes, yes, what kind of exercise, a year ago borya also forgot exercises on one of his many business trips, and the family celebrated the new year without him, i can’t talk now, and you know that you don’t call me anymore, okay, olya filed for divorce, in general, as you know, without whom you will meet,
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come, there we will show you the real ones indonesian luwak, come on, buy this penguin, how much does it cost, it’s not for sale , well, today you’re actually giving birth, well, how about sitting down, but there’s an alternative, go to the bird market, there’s another one just like it in the waterfowl section, without a seat, that’s enough , something doesn’t look good, something is wrong again, listen, i need 15,000 before february, i’ll give it all at once, that everything is so bad, well... so boy, where did you get the mangrove snail? uncle, i accidentally tore off her antennae, it’s not an antennae,
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boy, it’s an eye, you have a boy, where did it come from? your little hands are growing, but go and don’t touch anything else, poor fool, this is what it means to live without a father, and if the mangrove snail’s eye could not be returned, then only the orderly from the sochi house could return bori’s family. veterans, vladimir oreshkin. vavochka, i missed you. because this is the same boy vova who, 6 years ago, to help his friend varya, launched a chain of six handshakes, which reached the very president of the russian federation. you promised early, let's go home already. this new year.
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it would be more likely that the lord would take me to himself, this is not sanatorium, torture, but again you are on your own, your granddaughter gave you such a wonderful trip for the new year, and you sit in the room all the time, and what should i do, i have things there, with the coming year, every second person here is a repeat offender, we need a distraction , to meet someone, yeah, so you ’re taking me in this stroller to the kingdom of blut, creature, i’ll help, thank you, your gentleman, well, yes, but in my life, there was only one love,
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they ran away like he did me hugged, heart was pounding like a king's, date, kiss, oh, so happy, come on cuddling, created a commotion. there is excuse me, but his name was georgy, a hot, temperamental handsome man, if the tangerine, how many tears shed, 60 years have passed, i don’t know anything about him, so you can find him, there is the internet, touch it, cold, i’m half dead, what kind of me internet? so vova will help you, and of course i will help, wow, you will help. bring your
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internet, you creature, wait, are you really suggesting that i go with this crazy woman, well , you and i wanted to go home early today, while some of us were dreaming about how they life together will begin, others were afraid that it would end soon, but she doesn’t cheat on you, where did you even get this from, you know, i have so much evidence on her, a whole folder, i can open a case. six ironclad signs that i’m cheating , you know, i don’t know, and i don’t want to know, this is what you need to know, wake you up at night, you need to know, like our father, any wife of this man, by the way, his natasha too, so what nonsense, stop, i don’t want to stoop to this, i’m confident in my wife, listen, you know, male fidelity - is this a sign, you know, they think that if you remain faithful for a long time, it can
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go bad. it seems that the problems of monogamy are seriously worrying the residents of our country, especially those who are on the verge of getting married. gleb, you spammed the seating plan , what makes you think it’s me? this is the third new year that you’ve been wandering around this fault line. so, do you have someone there? and indeed, on the platform near the fault, zhenya had almost no one, because the letters he had been writing to her all year.
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i promise you, everything will be according to plan, this new one we’re celebrating the year together, of course it’s a pity that all this borisovan mess happened with you and soly, well, okay, on you, in short, here i have a ten, i’ll give you a five... after the excursion, maybe you’ll stay for the new year, we’re right here let's celebrate, at 7 pm olga will already start setting the table, my mother is flying from yakutsk, her father-in-law will be there, well, in short, a whole bunch, we'll sit right here, we have a penguin giving birth on new year's eve, you can't watch this on tv there new year, here for life, imagine, once and an egg, stick on he will sit down, i called him palych, no, zhenya, i can’t, i look, borka, i have to buy a quadcopter in time, i chose
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some new model itself. look, vm 350 , he has some kind of one camera, a second camera, listen, you should have gone to new year’s today, you should have gone and apologized to olga for everything, they would have forgotten, but she loves you, you know, hatred, one step , this means that hatred is also one step away, that means we will, as realtors say, live within walking distance, so don’t touch ian borisovich, move away, listen, i told you, don’t call me. please, no more, don’t call me, don’t call me anymore, sorry, i won’t do it anymore, borya, borya, borechka, son, hello, it’s not me for you, it’s me at work, borya, hello, what are you, how are you, when are you come for the new year, tell me, it was your mother who asked you to call, no, i ’m calling myself, she’s in the bathroom, well, how are you doing, sweetie, mantuder, you cried, yes, no
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, they’re... and they caught up , well done, well done, tell me, how are you, what are you, what’s going on with you, tell me, my mother gave me a new year’s gift, so, what kind of gift, a quadcopter, what a quadcopter, at 325 s houses, in front from behind, well, just think , i also have a quadrocopter, listen, it’s a big deal, you know what gift i’ll give you, only you have a quadrocopter, it’s cooler, then tell me which one, penguin, mom, dad, give me a penguin, palych. “come here, now
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you and i will leave for a second, come here, don’t worry, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid, now, quietly, commander, it’s a little guy, we were breaking through to the base, cover, armor-piercing, fire, i was surrounded, ahead tigor, help me out, amata, load, fire, the shells have run out, what to do, commander, goodbye guys, let's go, ratorat, enough.
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happy new year coming, and if the snowboarder in a relationship with a girl was gliding like crazy, then the skier just sharpened his skis, and this night was decisive for him, it was only important not to mess up, your apartment is so beautiful, and you live here alone , why just the two of us, i mean, our rooms are different and the walls are thick, excellent sound insulation. i feel that today everything will be perfect, the main thing is to meet women’s expectations. by the way, i brought babmanni’s toys, you yourself will hang them
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on the tree, or i, where is the tree? christmas tree, well, yes, christmas tree, christmas tree, didn’t you buy a christmas tree? does that mean we will be left without a new year? girls, there’s no christmas tree, i forgot, well, i forgot, he forgot that it’s on the balcony, yes, on the balcony, that means on the balcony, on the balcony, come on.
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palych, i don’t understand, tell me, pavlych, well, here i am, you’re a good person, no,
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i do something in order to be a good person, no, i don’t do anything, it turns out i consist of only minuses, it turns out, i'm such a dotted line person. why did you take him? listen, this is very important to me, they gave him a quadcopter, you just don’t understand, i don’t understand why you took the penguin from me, well, the penguin is stupid, what is it? this is an animal, this is a bird, okay, a bird , borya is my son, i’ll show him this penguin now, he’ll stroke it, fall asleep, we
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’ll be right back, shen, let’s do this, but it’s for a few hours.

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