you are a good person, no, i do something in order to be a good person, no, i don’t do anything, it turns out that i consist of only minuses, it turns out that i’m such a dotted person, well, i want to tell you that as long as a person lives , he hopes, but while a person hopes, he lives, hello, bor, where are you, listen, and you disappeared, immediately palych disappeared, and you disappeared, look, maybe.

will fall asleep, we'll be back right away, zhenya, well, let's do it, well, it's for a few hours, you know, well, it's just nonsense, for the fool, 13, no, andryukha, can i take your cow, which one? cow, candy-cow, you don’t like them, no, no, no, you can’t, put it in its place, friend , that’s what it’s called, sensor 2 was triggered, they took it after, you’re going home soon anyway, you’ll eat there, what are you doing now? won't you let me into the station?

i knew for sure that he would have to celebrate this new year alone, without friends, without his wife, without his favorite sweets, little cow. the divergence is smooth, we are somewhere close to mishan, don’t be bored there without us, well, who are the side ones, and what did you say about six signs? suddenly - from an ordinary housewife she became a beauty, she i was always a beauty, but no , well, i know that, i mean, you know, it’s clear, you know better, if not about this, but she suddenly changed dramatically, you know, well, she’s all like this, well , useless bags, spin the wheel, this one bright, this manicure, pedicure, hairstyle is... yes, no, well, the breasts are actually not

like a wheel, more like a wheel, a wheel, this is the hairstyle, the hairstyle that it used to be , i agree, i agree, it’s difficult, linen appeared, so yours who cares, what do i do all day? clean the fish, lost something? yes, i lost the sinker, but it was found, will you have breakfast? who's there? where? on the balcony on the balcony? yes, natalie, on the balcony, which balcony? on our balcony! what are you

doing here? if your wife cheats on you, it’s good that she cheats on you and not on the fatherland. the second sign is, let’s, well, deny you intimacy. are you laughing at me? no, well , of course, it happens anyway. well, maybe a person will have a headache. yes. tell me, does the person ever get tired often? i already have a girl, yeah, she showed up like this, damn, i’m so tired, let’s do it tomorrow, or what are you i'm crazy, i'm crazy, it's often impossible, it's not recommended, and even more often he says that the ombre smells bad on me, bad breath, this is for a loved one, huh?

lost something? so, i can’t find the sinker. now i understand why you are always without fish? so what is it? didn’t load, on the balcony, on the balcony, yes, natalie, on the balcony, andreika, we, we don’t have a balcony, should you finish your winter fishing, the last brains are sitting there, freezing, and you stop calling me

andreika, right away, when you finish, call me anataly, let's go have breakfast, no appetite, and in at this time, safety auditor zhenechka from chelyabinsk did not know how to inform kostya that this was her last audit. hello, great! how it arrived, normal, as always, and why are you glowing like a garland , i have an audit, yes, and tomorrow, what are you going

to do, rest, don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today, damn, how can i take it off - then, help, uh-huh, pull it here. “excuse me, but i ’m leaving home this afternoon to celebrate the new year, as the audit is supposed to take 2 days, according to the instructions, well, i have a special case, the authorities gave the go-ahead, as an exception, the wedding of the eighth, you didn’t know? i accept congratulations, congratulations on the upcoming one, you haven’t gotten there yet, how

is he feeling, i want to see him, now you’ll see what’s wrong with him something will happen , that’s normal . nothing happened, what could happen , we’re driving along the fontanka, i can’t see you for some reason, everything is upside down, it’s hard to hear, something, wait, there’s this connection, they’re driving through the fontanka,

small ones, little boy,

he decided to take fate into his own hands, that is, into his own paws, they will take my hands off him, he will lie to him something there, hello, do you have any christmas trees? do you have any? how much does a christmas tree cost? you won't believe it 867 rub. i’m done, come on already , so i’m a christmas tree, these seem to be the first, they are the first, and i have a mother-in-law, and a thousand, here, or maybe another, happy new year, happy new happiness, found, found, found, uh , - but there was no point in sticking money anywhere

, “that’s it, nothing will work out with katya, i’m going to a monastery, you think it will work out with the nuns, where we’ll get a christmas tree, calm down, we’re in perm, look around, look around , there are christmas trees on every corner, what are you suggesting, on december 31, two hooligans, whose identities have not yet been established, committed a series of acts of vandalism. regarding the symbol of the new year, the christmas tree, cctv cameras recorded two young people in

slippers and strange headdresses; the actions of the christmas tree hooligans are characterized by the absence of any logic. why did you do this? first question second question: what should i do now? no, i didn’t sign up for crime, wait, branimonster, trust me, this is not a crime! why did you bring us here? and you have a tv where? well, you don’t know how the irony of fate will end, or what? how? ivan vasilchen

is changing his profession. dad, today social networks connect us, we have all become friends there, some have two friends, some have 22, and some have a whole million.

damn, the internet doesn’t work, i don’t even have a network, we’re really stuck, well, my bass won’t load, i’m listening to you, hello, we ’re stuck in the elevator, i’m guessing we were jumping, wait, how long will we wait, otherwise i have a post if it hasn’t passed, it hasn’t passed at all yet, wait. ovchinnikova maria august 9 thirty-fifth fortieth school of working youth, are you

collecting dirt on me, come on, cross out everything, this is the usual registration procedure, what are you worried about, the procedure, you’ve already gone through the whole procedure, marya ivanovna, well, you want to find your george, i don’t have an apartment i want to lose, little one. well, what are you starting with, ordinary registration, you’ve just seen enough of your tv, there’s nothing terrible here, let’s better make you an avatar, but what kind of lack of community? well, this is the kind of photo that will be on your page, like... this, oh, i can’t bend over, i have three bolts in my spine, so you don’t have to bend over at all, marya ivanovna, let me take a picture of you just like that with my phone, oh no, no, no, but at least dress up, otherwise your entire internet, i’ll scare away my own rose, we start answering, we start answering, we start

answering. well, that’s it, you’re online now , so, you see, here’s a button to find friends, uh-huh, point this little white arrow here, click with your mouse, maybe i should bark at a beaver, or bark at a tit, why are you making a fuss, maryana, the point is, what is this mouse... take it in your hand, yeah , move it, you see, a white arrow, point it at the button, find friends, and now press the left button, great, print, what kind of punishment is this, who placed the letters, it’s like they chewed and spat,

let me print the price, look for it. “ my gosha is not here, let ’s try through mutual friends, well, there are familiar faces, more familiar than in the cemetery, oh, tanka utkina, it’s true, she has now changed bykova from poultry to beef, you can appreciate her photo, well- it's not very good, well, face kind of pale and eyes like a demon, okay, let me put it on.'

“well, answer already, please forgive me, don’t you see it by chance, i saw it at the exchange, yeah, and if i go there, there will be an exchange there, even if you don’t go, it will be there, thank you.” have you seen a penguin here? penguin, penguin. he's warming up on the bus with santa claus. in this? thank you. hello. where? yes,

there he is. i say, a penguin, a bird, a bird that doesn’t fly, pavych, yes he still flies, but i lost him, uncle grisha, ksyukha gives birth here, ksyukha, a partisan, never anything he’ll say, congratulations, borya, borya, just don’t worry, i’ll tell him, before the new year everyone calls each other, the networks are overloaded, six handshakes don’t work, and the boomerangs of goodness

fly somehow crookedly, so borya decided to take his fate in your paws, oh, that is, your hands. i'm waiting for an alternative, but there is an alternative, go to the bird market, there's another one like that for sale, bird market, little one, now we'll look, yeah, right, right, lie down, vrotello, what can i tell you, i wish you that, as they say, went out before the end, how much, 10,000, great. no, it’s not me, it’s me who sells fish at the poultry market, they have kind eyes, but they’re silent all the time just like, what do you not understand, 10,000 not ours, theirs, alekh, dear, the main thing is to hold on, hello? it can’t be theirs, why? well, there is no such word in the russian language, theirs. lech, are you still there? if you hadn’t taken it all in then, i would be here with

you now, the new year would be in full swing. excuse me, i have a blind brother who has been wearing crosses since he was a child, he got caught in lawlessness, a month ago he found the body of the wrong beaver. i i would show him through the window. brother, you say, you love like this, our wife had cats and dogs, here is a penguin, she cut her hair, why suddenly, i wanted to change something. why have you been silent for 2 weeks, now suddenly asked , it means it’s already been 2 weeks, isn’t it too bright

, it’s called colorless, unfortunately, it’s simply impossible to make it less bright, you have nothing to do, go to the store already, what’s that for, then i want to get a pedicure today, what do you want? but don’t drive me away, i’ll calmly finish reading the komsomol, i’ll go, not for long, on the way you read, andrey, go already. haven't you left yet? no, i decided to shave,

the holiday doesn’t come on its own, not even the new year, but it won’t come according to the clock, here’s a compote, eh... we cat needs a decanter in his boat, and it won’t spoil the new year, we don’t even need a wingguin, here the main thing is to start, the main thing is to start, at least to celebrate something, to celebrate something, a video of an ownerless penguin walking around st. petersburg excited the townspeople and wildlife defenders, videos appeared on the internet telling about the adventures of a bird walking upright, these shots became real... like this, he walked like this,

where did you see him? like where on the internet, how is everyone? law enforcement agencies in st. petersburg told the news that no reports of the loss of the rare bird had been received, but a spontaneous search campaign had begun on the internet. the owner of the missing king penguin, the king penguin has already been seen walking around the city in different areas of st. petersburg, in the center, in the bedrooms, in this yard he was spotted literally this morning and there are still no reports, tell us how it is it was, but i didn’t understand at all what it was, the bird said, the dog came running, something incomprehensible, listen, i’m outraged, and this is outrageous, it’s impossible, we definitely need to catch it, my children are walking here on this playground, well, look at what good.

hello, the news is on air in the studio sergei tugushev, at the beginning of the episode, briefly about the main thing. the enemy no longer attacks and goes into blind mode.