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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 3, 2024 6:10am-6:30am MSK

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flight and blizzard, drivers are advised to avoid long trips, there is a storm warning in kuban until friday, weather forecasters promise heavy snow showers and strong winds. that's all for now, see you later, in short, maybe you like it here? but i will get out of here, girls and taquila are waiting for me, what are you doing, there is a screwdriver or a file, there is, well, what are you gnawing on, are you sure that this is a good idea, this is a drop dead idea, simply the best one today, stupidity, this one is yours internet, it's a shame, this wifi is everywhere, these waves are there
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they’re basically baking us like a goose in an oven, but there’s no point, and you won’t find anyone here, marya ivanovna, you just have to wait, your georgy is probably already looking for you, he’s already online, that’s right, well, if you want, i ’ll show you some jokes, but drug addicts or something, we’re starting, we’re starting, a holiday is in a hurry to visit us - this is the state of the onashen soul or the state of the body, what’s the case, before life has flown by , just note it, the main thing here is to start, the main thing is to start. at least something to celebrate, something to
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celebrate, we begin to celebrate, we begin, starting, starting, starting, okay, kubol, who is cooler, a snowboarder or a skier, the apparent lack of motives among christmas tree extremists. well, their pathological bad luck. robbery of santa claus on lenin 16 near the shopping center. it's next to us. get started, and we'll tie them up. well, nothing. it's her wedding. this is not a funeral. can be transferred. in what sense?
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but if she finds a violation, she will have to stay, self-rescuers one, fire extinguishers two, evacuation scheme three and the door where she will go from the submarine, exactly the door where we'll find the second fire extinguisher. what is this, what is this and let’s turn it over, now, here, the bone, what, well, what, but it’s not working , there’s probably not enough pressure, see how bad everything is with us?
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you'll have to stay until tomorrow and make one more round, uh-huh, now, kostya, i'll fly away as planned, i'll reflect all violations in the report, you'll be reprimanded, and i'm a fiancé, i love you, well, i mean, not like me i love you now, i loved you last year, the year before, the year before, and at the institute. i just didn't have the courage to admit it, maybe you’ll stay, and we’ll, well, we’ll still be together for the new year, next year too, and i want to get married, have kids too, two, bones.
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sorry, i said something stupid, i'll go, sorry. sorry, yes, it’s not like i can’t find my candy, it’s the box itself, they ate it all and flew away.
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well, what does it mean, you didn’t like me, but i stopped by, you didn’t have a home, thief, you believe in yourself, right here, please stop, excuse me, my boys, suddenly the world froze , we helped you hold your breath, already like that deep in the depths there is darkness, further it seems even colder, come on, come on, come on, where? the ice cream is just melting, waiting to lick the snowflakes, making their last journey , breaking the eyelashes, blinding the eyes, daddy, this is the best
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gift in the world , i’ll remember this day all my life, even when i’m very old , even when i’m 30 years old, you’re completely crazy , where are you? took it, the extra ones can be left without memory, let them rest, perhaps, having cooled down to the possibility of being, shake their wings and swim away like a mermaid, even forgetting their tail, forgetful,
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look, man, sell the tree, and the tree, and how much there is, now, 867 rubles, rubles, and we behaved well, all year, okay, i like you,
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give us your 867, thank you, thank you, stronger, you are real with the coming, coming, what kind of people are they, let's go, let's go, and they ran, come on, come on, come on, no, at me, at me , attention, they took their hands away from the christmas tree, yes, yes, i’m telling you this, like that, i didn’t understand. under the article in the new year because of the christmas tree, i repeat, nina petrovna pashkova, ekaterina jordanskaya, deputy chairman of the sochi city executive committee.
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good morning, ekaterina, hello, hello, how did her husband die, where is she? i didn’t even look for happiness from witch doctors, from fortune tellers, you will find your love within 3 days, that’s all. saw that i was dancing with him here, bourbon steersman, a product of the stellor group, you bastard, you're a corona. i've screwed you over and you're dragging me down, what are you doing? always watch
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your wife carefully, if she is smart, and if she is stupid, even more carefully, understand? look, i wrote a list of not groceries to a store a kilometer away, i think i’m an idiot, there’s marinaz here, and i installed three bugs for her, geolocation, eight cameras, and where is the paid image? the new year has passed, look that i went to her page under the left account, we are corresponding with her, great arnold chelkin, well, this is arnold, arnold, well , how do they fall for foreigners all the time, i understand, lord, korolin, where did you get such a slut , it’s not me, it’s not me, it’s arn, it’s tova, it’s flint, they didn’t stab anything like that , loyalty is a matter of conscience, betrayal is a matter of time, something has already brought itself to what i looked at. it's a shame on yourself, listen,
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can this arnold write to me? why, i say, your arnold can write to mine, why are you hissing, she doesn’t hear, but he knows he’s in trouble, his wife is on the internet, please, most importantly, remember, you have one attempt to put the fish on the hook, if something happens... you overexposed it, pulled it sharply, that’s it, the fish is gone, so you first need to scatter a joke, make some kind of joke, a compliment, and as soon as these circles begin to flow, circles begin to flow in the water, you can start throwing worms, you know, come on, everything will work out for you, god, what am i doing, i’m a professor , what hooks, what worms, what if? look, she writes something, she replies, here's a mess,
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she’s calling her friend, here’s andryusha’s hook for you, no-no-no-no-no, she loves smart men, a plumber, god, what an idiot i am, and what a banal thing it seems to be, well, you ’re hungry, you’re a jerk, her pipe is leaking , let's go, let's go, circles, her pipe is leaking, do you understand? “that’s it, stop cutting, but listen , it’s time to block the hole, you understand, andryukh , i always thought that she was my main friend, i understand, it turned out to be just an advice stick, just tell me honestly, that’s what you think?” all women cheat, only for their husbands, bulls, take a weapon and a van at the entrance
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hurry up quickly, betrayal - never an offense, well, what a weapon, what a uaz, you have a day off today, we've got another santa claus detained over there, leave the weapon, we're going to the plumber, what kind of frost, moro, wait, wait, king , what are you doing, wait, please, control yourself, remember, you are in a state of passion, let's go!
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get us out of here, ian, shut up, we are popular bloggers, actually, who are you, some kind of fleachers, yeah, they probably have blogs, yes, what, bloggers are those who have a lot of friends, who, friends, only in on the internet, well, there may be a lot on the internet, but they can’t get out of the elevator without me,
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but you and i have no friends left, he’s just a human being.
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the working day is not over yet, what a spark , these are leds, kostya, kostya, wait a minute, kostya, well, so she refused you, she’s flying away today, she’s flying away, what should i lock her up or something, to the chimes, do something what, yes, is normal, and what, this is an idea, hello, hello. well, that's it, i'm done, i'd like to get out of here, to the helicopter, easier or shorter for you, shorter, yeah, that's it, now go straight, go down one flight of stairs, yeah, then two times to the right, one to the left, there through the vestibule you will get into the ladder shaft and go up two flights, and then go further along the auction corridor, board 2462,
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why don’t you fly in with us?
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oh, mancacher whiskey, a product of the stellor group. passionate giraffe kiss. passionate giraffe kiss, passionate fat kiss. i will cover you with worries. nothing. i don’t want to, there are women in russian villages with calm , respectful faces, i’m the only one who remembers about women in russian villages only nekrasov nikolai nekrasov, that’s right, and i have 10 animals at home, 10, with which carlson repairs the seized motor of his propeller, and we are sure that all
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four options are real, perhaps, what holiday in orbit of the salyut 6 station was first celebrated by russian cosmonauts. i love my country, the premiere is in the new year , watch it after the evening news, listen , it was so hard for me to give birth to you too, and i need to breathe, i need to breathe, come with me together, deeper, wife, but it’s not for you the birds, the main thing is you ’re stewing, stew, as if, as if you were squeezing, you press there on the pelvis, you press, uh-huh, uh-huh. mom, go, calmly, everything , everything is fine, they are already on their way, they are already close, who is walking there , that’s it, knock-knock-knock, hat-hat- shit, the wand is running there, i’ll put champagne in the snow. dad, why did you put the bottle like in a bowling alley? put it in a sugru, huh?

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