that all four options exist in reality, it’s possible, what kind of holiday in the station’s orbit, salyut 6, was first met by russian cosmonauts, romanenko and grechka, anna, well, i see yours, i love my country, premiere in the new year, watch after the evening news, listen, it was so hard for me to give birth to you, too, and i need to breathe, i need to breathe, come with me together. deeper, zhenya, but the birds are not for you, the main thing is you stew, stew , as if, as if you are pressing, pressing there on the pelvis , pressing, uh-huh, uh-huh, mom, go, calmly, everything, everything is fine, they are already on their way, they are already close, already who's walking there, that's it, knock-knock-knock, slap-slap-slap, the stick is running there, i'll put champagne in the snow, dad, why did you put the bottle like in a bowling alley, put it in the snow, huh? there, and we’re pushing, i

’m dizzy, that’s it, come on, mother, come on, we need to be patient a little more, that’s it, come on , there’s no one at the collection site, what should we do, we can’t do this,

gleb, and you didn’t delete the letters from my mailbox, with why did you think it was me, i thought, maybe again by accident, maybe by accident, why did you do this? listen, here they write about the manogamy of penguins on the internet, and here penguins, they are the most faithful animals on the planet, what time can we expect you? zhenya, zhenya, the helicopter is cleared to land, so please hurry up, unless, of course, you want to celebrate the new year with us.

girl, girl, you're delaying us, yes, i'm coming! it hurts, yes, well, you have to be patient, now they are already, they are already approaching, they are already driving, now your wand will return, sit on the splay, that’s it, so, come on, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, wait, wait, what he can’t be held in his hands, yes, wait, oh, i said, i’ll have time, thank

god, so, come on, palych, join in, well what are we doing, palych, the egg is getting cold, come on, oh, i don’t understand, palych. are you good , stop eating, palych, go, go, sit on the egg, palych, go, sit on the egg, are you okay or not, listen, i’m not saying anything, palych, did you hit your head, or what? listen, maybe he , maybe she cheated on him and he just doesn’t want to sit on the egg, there are no other penguins here, so maybe she’s hooking up with some seryozha, you don’t understand or something, they ’re monogamous, you know, they’re monogamous, listen, you know, you don’t

have to say like that that you’re everything for him you decide, maybe he doesn’t want responsibility , you haven’t thought about it, maybe he just doesn’t need it, that most importantly you ’ve pinned everything on the man, so don’t just meddle with them, give them the opportunity to just be alone with the penguin and... go to africa too, all of you, zhen, zhen , wait, now i’ll fix it, i’ll fix it now, i’ll warm it up now,

quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, come here, you see, now i’ll warm you up , that's it, dad. we are one family, really, look, look, i say, put the egg in the nest, one more time

i say, put the egg in the nest. it turns out that miracles happen on our program every year, so let's meet our star elves, when will i get married, you want to marry, yes, but only to the one i want, can i be your medelson, maybe that's it somewhere, somewhere in one of these places, my fiancé, the light, will also be.

let's get married in the new year, today is the first. cnop gin, a product of stellor group. tonight our program is dedicated to curiosities on television. oops! that's it, the bunny has already shit himself, that's how it happened to me, sasha, you program with animals, this often happens, yes, when you are live , everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes, but all our directors love naturalness, and so that your reaction from the presenters is immediate, the weakest

link, and many people they were offended by you, yes, and it even happened that my husband got into a fight with someone, when someone spoke unflatteringly, i go out, there is no car.

how painful, sweet, how strange, becoming akin to the earth, intertwined with visions, how painfully sweet, how strange to split into two under a saw, not the wounds on my heart will heal, it will shed pure tears, the wound on my heart will not heal, it will shed fiery shit, and if i have nothing to hide from pity. incurable, if i have nothing to hide from the cold and darkness, for

parting there will be a meeting, do not forget, my beloved, for parting there will be a meeting, we will both return, me and you, do not part with your loved ones, with your loved ones... do not part with your loved ones, don’t part with all your blood, grow into them, say goodbye forever every time, say goodbye forever every time, say goodbye to the top every time you leave on mink. well,

hero, is everyone already gathered? kostya, she just had you as a backup option, i mean, well, she’s not worthy of you. believe me, i am a safety auditor, this is very important, there are no instructions

, let’s sit down, get in touch, the people there are competent, they will fix everything, but it’s very necessary, right now , please sit down in your place. marya ivanovna, don’t despair, will your gosh be found? why are you sitting here, sitting around? go home, get your gentleman, babman, babman, am i related to you?

what's that on your nose? what a new year, what if there was internet, we would ask for a group photo , they would immediately bother us, why in these stupid elevators... then nothing works, let's just lift someone in our arms, then the elevator will immediately feel better and we will go, that at least i i suggest, guys, i think i understand, we are in this elevator for a reason, in 2016 we were stuck on the sixteenth floor and cannot get to the seventeenth before the new year, maybe this is some kind of sign?

hello, what's the good news? thank god, this nightmare is over, you and i got off with a slight fright, so i i suggest. forget all this bad dream and celebrate the new year together as i look forward to you . i talked to koroina, your friend is naked, the plumbing is broken, the neighbor is flooding two floors down, and he is also hysterical over the lost service weapon, immediately

take it out of our apartment, ps, i forgot to buy it at the store. mayonnaise, what have you done wrong, we must admit our bad deeds, then they will let us go, okay, i photoshop my photos, i also photoshop my photos, i’m threatening haters from leftist accounts, and when i post a photo, i like it myself. this is tough, but i didn’t make a post about the penguin , about which penguin, but there’s a penguin walking around st. petersburg, no one can take him home, and his wife is giving birth, one of my subscribers could definitely help, why did you do it earlier? - she was silent, hold on, i’m starting the elevator.

the new year is coming, if trouble happens, people, of course, will help, but you must go yourself, and

if you love, you will find.

what's happened? the weather is miserable. damn warning! it's a pity! what's a pity? to the groom i'm late! why was i late? i made it! ban, i have a surprise for you, maria, my beauty, who else are you, like who, gosha?

“wow, i put my jaw on it, why are you stuck, gosh, ah, take it!” the enemy is trembling, the earth is shaking, this is the bm clan rushing, wait. polar bear, a barrel of honey, shupa, this is a brother-army

, but what is the nickname, listen, and i hear some familiar voices, and listen, how, how did you help me out then, and i’m in front of your sons hero, real hero, thank you, thank you, you can’t put it in your pocket, yes, so what? now what to do with you, but dear friends, girls, you won’t believe it, there on the balcony, we will meet a new one, well done, are you ready, it doesn’t work out, be careful, come on!

well, well, well said, excellent, for happiness, what helps us find each other in these endless spaces is not strong jaws or strong paws, and not even huskies, but a simple new year’s miracle. iss, reply

to the center of moscow. hello, hello, misha, it's me, hello, how did you find me? and i was invited to the soup. your andryukha asked me to tell you that the boomerand of goodness has returned. under the name 127 you waiting, do you hear, mish, you amaze me , you’re crazy, how do you know everything , i live with an astronaut, well look already, happy new year, dear, happy new year, mizhanya, congratulations, andryukha, i’ve been collecting for you the whole flight, you know that you won’t be in any mood without the box?

yes, and i can talk, but what i mean is that happiness is when you have lost something, and then suddenly found that it’s sad, let’s have a happy new year, everything will be fine. the thirty-first day, i’ve already lived,

i’m lucky, i’m blossoming smoothly, as if i’m soaring through spruce forests, the smell of citruses and pine cones, boys are rushing to the little ones, tomorrow there will be a mess and... but today there is a routine, all the chimes are striking 12, again in the heart it’s 18, outside everything is as usual - 30 or 20, no need to sleep today, snow and night, why do we need the sun, this is the world of our desires.

fire, vada and copper pipes, magic ones for anyone?

fairy tales are very difficult to understand without a hint, that you don’t like fairy tales, but only the name of this one is for fire and what kind of water, everyone will understand this without difficulty, that’s what copper pipes are for, and what kind of pipes they are, water pipes, samovar pipes or passable? i would explain the name to you, as far as education allows, but you don’t need a lot of intelligence here, it’s better to let the fairy tale tell itself.

where did you come from?

who is nobody, and who are you? no one either, i’m cutting a pigtail, and i’m burning coal. what is your name? vasya, vasya, what about you? alyona? alyonushka? thank you, is it an accident, an accident, what a smart girl she is, who is a squirrel, she just doesn’t

say anything, and now we’ll teach her, well , we say, good, good, and now b, well done, you see, it’s already two letters knows, you laugh, you will cry with me, yeah!

koschey the immortal lives here, here, but what do you need koschey the immortal for? why, i danced, i came to the wedding , in this form, but what do you understand, you ignoramus, this

is brocade, brocade, but who are you, mother-in-law , mother-in-law, well, mother-in-law, for the bride’s mother, i have an immortal koschey son-in-law, ugh, oops, oops, oops, oops, and i was also about to dance, i also shook the old days, but it’s not the old times that need to be shaken , but your health, oh, and there were a lot of guests, devil witches from all the volosts, all kinds of bridges, apparently, invisibly , apparently, invisible, apparently, invisible. apparently, invisibly, i would not allow those who were invisibly not allowed in, look at the mortar or the broom could be replaced, but with us they won’t replace it, with us it’s strictly, strictly, strictly, before

guests, what a lot goes through, dear man, then you can’t see at all with two eyes , but you have only one, and when the wedding starts, run, run, mother-in-law, oh, run, run, run, oh, run, run, run, run, run, i'm running! oh, hurry up, you'll be late for your daughter's wedding, merci, hello, young people!

kosha, put on a hat, otherwise lyzenka will catch a cold, like she is the immortal koshchei kosha she’s calling her, koshey, who is she now koshey, ugh?

eminent nobility bald patches, ears, mustaches, golden saucer, liquid apple, agu. oh, who are you? baby, little fry, how hard it was for me to bring you, answer! i arrived to your immortality from my great master, the twelve-headed, mighty serpent gorynych. why didn’t he himself send the ignoramus to come? he's been sick for a week straight, he can't handle it. the first, the fifth, the seventh, my head hurts, the twelfth i’m dizzy, i need to have fewer heads, that’s right, he asks to accept

a tiny gift from him, he could have sent a big one, right, but what kind of a gift is this, rejuvenating apples, one for the groom, one for the bride, as soon as you eat an apple, you will look 100 years younger, and if you eat two apples, then 200, maybe? don’t bite, how old are you, just a little, more precisely, on friday as soon as the roosters crow, how many, how many, 104 will knock, yeah, that means if you get 100 years younger, you’ll only be four years old, but what about me, just a little myself i didn’t upset my fate, oh my god,

it even got hot! oh, cat, little kitty, what a fine fellow you have become, by the way, little grandma, you should get out of here as best you can...

die, get out, get out, get out, there is a light in your soul, vacate the room, your immortality, your immortality, i am for you i found such a gem that i couldn’t say it in a fairy tale or write it, this is what i need now, act immediately.

i’m a good-looking guy every day of the week, but on sundays, well, there’s simply no escape, i would love the fat girl, i have fun with the fat girl, i’d carry her in my arms, if only for less

cheerful, eh, alyonushka, you and i should go to the fair, ride on the carousel, you ’re on a white horse, and i’m on a black one, that’s good, you love the carousel, it’s like you’re racing on a real troika, only the wind is against you, here’s a bear , cheerful shalurishka, bear, do you love you? you love honey, treat, you and the bear won’t say another word , but we’ll show a performance at the fair, well, you and i walked at the fair, how is it, these are just dreams,

you and i have no money, alyonushka, bad, no, good, for me it is a pleasure to dream, yeah. i’ll ride over the bumps with the breeze, no, thanks, we’re not in a hurry.

they didn’t want nits, i pumped up the blacks , thank you, we’ll go for a walk anyway, really, squirrel, really, i... they refused the nits, didn’t want the crow,

but you can’t pass by this one, but took a ride. alyonushka, alyonushka, basha, basha, alyonushka, alyonushka, vasya, save me, vasya, alyonushka.

masha! alyonushka! alyonushka! now, elena, i will show you the most important thing, i will show you something that i have never shown to anyone, here is elena. pay attention, the trunk is silver, and the leaves,

gold, why, uh, how, why, for wealth , for wealth, and why wealth, uh, why, why, here, i have trees, silver trunks, and golden leaves. “i like our trees better, this is what yours are like, white-trunked birches and the leaves on them, new ones every year, here vasya, you forget vasya, how you cared, you grandfather, what is your immortality, let’s go toad, temporarily, don’t get in the way, you know, elena, don't call me grandpa, but what should i call you? you're an old man - the frog hasn't formed yet, don't interfere, i don't old and not young, i am eternal

, you don’t call me, but i should be called dignified, but how can we call you, grandfather, grandfather again, what a hillbilly, little toad, don’t interfere, i should be called your immortality, your immortality, absolutely, or just... koshe, koshe , wonderful, squirrel, okay, i’ll call you your immortality, well, you said to the little toad that you understand, only in horses, your immortality, it’s time for me to go home, you’re not here to oh vastier remember, but why? and then, to

marry me, the immortal koschey? if you go along good will, you will live in wealth in the hall, you are a saint in the palace, like a pearl in a casket. like a pearl in the lord, here, there , absolutely, it bites, koschey, damned, so a pearl in the lord, you won’t marry me, blame yourself, there’s a room in the palace, a dungeon in the tower, here it is, the towers.

alyonushka. alyonushka.

my faithful servants, my bad servants, you see, we see your service, do you know? we know,

act, act evil, alyonushka! vasya! save the children , the old men, the poor helpless old women from the fierce fire, vasenka, save them! vasenka! fool, on four fists!

is not going to die, brothers firefighters , samovar hats, wake up from the fire, dance, watch, things are good, finally the long-awaited disaster has fallen upon us, or , more simply, a happy accident, it’s not just something that’s burning, it’s the royal palace that’s burning, “this a great disaster, or, more simply, luck, creates all the conditions for the firefighting class, or, more simply, strike while the iron is hot, ha-ha, scramble ahead to get rid of it, eat through the eyes of your superiors.” where are your breasts,

i forgot, i forgot, ha ha, here they are all mine ancestors were born and lived, and earned eternal glory for themselves, oh, i’m not formidable, not brave, i frothed, stood there, burned, good morning, i insisted with light steam, make my majesty sit down. your majesty got into overdrive, yes , i got excited, who is this, a minister, what kind of minister, without a portfolio, how do you understand, a minister just in case of a fire, which means you are responsible for fires, i and you know what you are responsible for, it is known, by whom, no one knows what, and he is a fool, but he is loyal, listen to my

command, around, to the left, where your left shoulder is, forgot, forgot, set aside, a bit dull? not to just anyone, to the tsar himself , we’re going to the fire, ha ha, okay, yes, but my majesty’s library was saved, half, if you please make sure, the second half died in the fire, died, but all the rest of the property was completely saved, isn’t it what little things, like... well, what have you done, you remembered everything, but

forgot about the tsar’s daughter, were you sleeping, sophia was sleeping, daddy was sleeping, good morning, daughter, morning, father, and hurry up, garsy daughter, save, turn back , alive, why are you standing there, you people were shouting, where is your conscience, where is your honor ? climb? climb, father, climb, dear, we will hold such a wake for you , we will celebrate, we will celebrate, we will bake pancakes

, we will bake, we will cook the grubs , we will cook, come on, cut, father, cut, dear ones, copugs, chenodrals, i will disperse everyone, fire everyone, and what, who is it, they are turning around. zdimo, turn back, everyone hanged, everyone, everyone, everyone, please tell me, in the fire, burned, yeah, but he won’t come out of the water unscathed. sophia, my beauty, where are you, here, i’m here, and let it be clear that it doesn’t

go out, so that it doesn’t go out, so that it doesn’t go out, look at the sky, the birds are flying, your majesty, i’m sure the fire brigade has arrived at your disposal , extinguish the building, in full force, in order , i’m satisfied, satisfied. i’m very pleased, well done to our benefactor, give starkey’s handwriting, memorable gifts for excellent service

, appearance. gore uh, where, where, but to marry, but to marry, how to marry, to whom, to me, to me, to her, to her, to her, oh, don’t you know everything, i don’t know, since you’re the tsar’s daughter saved, you must marry her.

my nose, he’s had enough of half a library, i can’t marry her, no, why is that, i have a fiancee, what kind of fiancee is this, alyonushka, are you late again? turn back, daughter, it’s always like this, we always turn away, this is an insult to your royal majesty, yes, this is an insult to our kingdom. we need to punish him, punish him, punish him, punish him, punish, punish, but how can we punish him, put him in a bag , throw him into the sea-ocean, yeah, okay, the water is cold, it will be a shame, come to your senses, okay, good wanderer, the path in your opinion is the main one,

order. soda, ha-ha, smoke break, smoke break, but i don’t smoke, yes, yes, all around.

outdoor mouse, where is my vasya, vasilyok? don't be afraid, little one, i won't hurt you.

where are you? room, indoors, not indoors, in captivity, of course, scared, little mouse, let him out into captivity, why scream, but i don’t scream, i’m angry. it is clear, in you’re not supposed to smile in captivity, you’re a sweet old man, how can you not smile when you’re having fun, you’re lying, you’re pretending to spite me, girl, what are you, your immortality is ignorant, vasya will come, he ’ll pay you back for every word, now he won’t pay you back , look at yours, quay... well, you see, alyonushka, a bag,

your fiancé is in the bag. vasya, vasya, vasya, oh, don’t be afraid, look what’s inside here, the stone is heavy, and the guy is cheerful, oh, damn, not devilish. i'm not a devil, i'm not

a devil, don't be afraid of me, i'm not a devil, really not a devil, but who are you, i’m a drowned man, a drowned man, and you? who is also a drowned woman, means friends in misfortune, uh-huh, but i drowned not by my own will, but by someone else’s, i have good people.

how to get out of here to earth? you don’t dream about this guy, why? you can get out of here only with the permission of the sea king himself. well, he had never given such permission to anyone before. wow, he’s harmful, but he’s not harmful, he’s not bad. what is he sick with? oh, he's suffering from green melancholy. green, oh, martyr, yours, wet, what, maybe a storm to do, the adviser is called, what news the burle advised, as if there is peace in the burle, you offer me something new,

bitch, your wetness, and what about these nine handsome men to click, you are called an adviser, what a crazy idea you have come up with, well, let’s call ! beautiful maidens, darlings, well, come here yourself.

they will walk like this, and what’s wrong, they walked like this yesterday, but not like that, but just like yesterday they walked from right to left, and now they walk from left to right, stop, and i ’ll tell you straight, this is your gait, i already have that's where up to your chin, how can we console you, maybe we can amuse you with a song, the same girl. kalinka, my kalinka, the kernel garden, kalinka, my kalinka, kalinka, kalinka, my kalinka, i ’ve heard this song a thousand times, is it really that they

don’t have another one, how could it not be, how could it not be, they have all sorts of them, well girls, raspberry, raspberry, raspberry. stop, they started singing the old one again, well, where did the old one come from, then kalinka, and then the raspberry is a completely different berry, maybe a different berry, but not the same, but i want something new, fresh, there’s something new, there’s fresh, who’s that, what is this, traveler, fresh, fresh, well, well , call him here quickly, beautiful girl, love? darlings, lick me quickly, quickly, quickly, and more beautifully!

drown without boasting, go away, don’t be afraid, great! masya, i wish you health, your wet memory , hello, when are you out today, thank you, well done! welcome the drowned vasya, well, amuse me with something

quickly, and what amuse you, well, what is the newest amusement on earth, what do you amuse me with? you know how to play songs, otherwise how, well, start, kolin. like viburnum, like viburnum, when you say drowned, now, but you sing as if you were drowned a long time ago, don’t you know another song, more modern, i don’t know , i know, well, sing, raspberry, raspberry, my raspberry, a pillar comes out on the ground , and they don’t know how to invent new songs, but well, i

’ll come up with it myself, and not your earthly one, but my own original one, i came up with it, sardine, sardine, sardine. my sardine, sardine, oh, and i’m there too , save me, oh well, sardine, sardine, my sardine, there’s a berry in the garden, raspberry, my raspberry, uh, so what, a book, why, for reading, a book, this how can i show you? say, sit down, everyone sit down, in a certain kingdom, in a certain

state, there lived a very powerful hero, the thunder of the underworld, major pronin. well, where will the swindlers steal something, will they take away a cow, or, well, will they steal a beluga? yes, yes, yes, yes. he will find it right away. well done! well , if zhemchuv... he also finds the thief , of course, well done, further, further, read, and the swindlers decided to give him a cruel death, oh, they lured the good fellow major pronin into a cave, tied his arms and legs to a barrel of gunpowder put on horseback, further, further, what then i won’t count it for nothing, but the reward won’t be lost to me... just keep reading, read on, and what you will reward me with, and whatever you want, well, if you want, i’ll fill you with a bag of pearls,

if you want to give me a whale, just read, you ’re yours to me wetness tell me what to say, how many girls do you have languishing in the underwater kingdom, how many 10, 10, masha wetness, and one little thing, choose any one, i already chose, well, i have a fiancée, so here’s your wetness, let them all go earth, otherwise i don’t agree to read, everyone, everyone!

forgive me, goodbye, red man, don't dream you, don’t hope, don’t meet you, red lena, don’t see you, the sun is clear. to the king of the sea, a low bow and a word of greeting, by mutual agreement, according to the stamp agreement, so that there is no harm from salt water, receive, according to the condition, red. tivitsa light about skovia.

kolinka, my kolinka, garden berry, raspberry. malinka, my raspberry , kalinka, kalinka, my kalinka, sadyanka, raspberry, my raspberry, eh, kalinka, vkalinka, my vkalinka, the most a raspberry, my raspberry, eh, kalinka, vkalinka, my yalinka, sanu kernel, malinka, raspberry , my, kolinka, kolinka, my kolinka, to the rank of the core, but

it was not the merman who released you, no, it was vasya who freed us. “what a vasya, you’ll soon find out, what a drowning vasya, vasya , i won’t read anything, how can you not, i let all nine beauties go, and me, vasyak, if i let you go, well, who will read to me, read it yourself, but i don’t know how, i teach, it’s your head, well, how will you teach me, as i was taught, so i will teach you, let’s compare, i’m still a king, to reign i guess it's harder to teach, i'm your wetness once i even learned a goat , a goat, so it’s not like they won’t teach you, but if it’s a goat, let’s try, but they’re lying, this is the letter

be, be, this is me , and misfire, misfire, misfire, you know sadly , sadko, i favor you with its kaktan, yours, use, they don’t argue with salami, i favor you! real

sadko, typical, well, let's sit down on the path, let's keep quiet, vasya, and somehow one more time, drown, why, well, read, chat, wetness, well, goodbye drowned, vasya. oh, and i’m sorry to let you go, again the green melancholy will attack me, wetness, don’t be bored, don’t sad, goodbye, vasya, 3, 2, 1, start.

it didn’t burn in the fire, rukh ratozeevich came out of the water, you know your service, we know it, act, act evil!

who saved our daughters from the king of the sea, a question mark and an exclamation mark, a man of surprise. a wonderful person, why? by our permission, by my command, i order that vasily be called the strongest, the wisest, the most modest, what do you want? the most beautiful, stupid, but beautiful, just like my father, the most beautiful,

so be it, exclamation point, well done, father, i tried, mother. tozder, ripe, ripe, ah! and not so bad, my servants, faithful, matured

, matured, married, married, thank you, i saw everything , i know everything, oh, i was hooked, our little savior, you’re not going anywhere, soon, soon.

what is this? mudretskaya. how can i understand? here the most modest sages of the duma think. so-so. the proven wisest, whatever they think, right or wrong. well, it's possible. the wisest! explain to me, venerable sages, what are you thinking here? yes, we’re arguing about this stick, what’s the argument? where is the end and where is the beginning? let us suppose, on the left, of course, so and so, and now i turn this stick over, now it means the end,

went to the beginning, the beginning has finally gone, so, so, so, not like that, not like that, and no matter how many times we do this experiment with a stick.

it will be, and you’ve been arguing for a long time, 30 years, and 3 years and 3 days, absolutely correct, yes, it’s a long time, a long time, but if you look at the knots, this is how this stick grew in the forest, with the firelight towards the ground, and the tip towards the sun, we understood , which means

this is where she started. and here is the end, brilliantly, grandiosely, colossally, to vasily the wisest glory, glory, glory, glory, according to in the spring, the carriage dressed up, all... the krafan was dressed in green, she was admiring in the mirror, and she admired herself, without knowing the sadness,