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that's all for now, thank you for being with us, right now the program "i love my country." my best in the world, russia , i cherish you, if i trust you, i love my country , hello, dear friends, i hope you are all in the new year mood, our country is so great that it is no longer possible to compare it with anything on planet earth. it's time
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to go into outer space, did you know that the area of ​​russia is equal to the area of ​​the planet pluto? interesting, then let's go to the entire solar system, we begin your applause for our soloists, valery and kirila
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, we have gathered here, these are our fans, our reds, wonderful, blues, they have a captain, as a student, he worked part-time as a train conductor in vladivostok, moscow, so he claims that he knows all of russia, igor lantratov. and let's start with the brightest smile on this table. 181 cm of positive emotions. comedian, tv presenter! a person with intellectually savvy experience should answer, preferably one who has detective mobs, and this is the ideal orientation for the rest, thank you. that you are
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with us today, the most important member of our team - these are our viewers who make us move towards victory, thank you very much, let's delight our viewers with a fantastic game, our first competition, where the homeland begins, today the homeland begins. the competition is very simple - it's a blitz, here, whoever presses the button first gives the answer, answer correctly, earn one point for each correct answer, answer incorrectly, your opponents will have the opportunity to pick up this point with their answer, everything is clear, let's go, command what ruler was he in 1561? st. basil's cathedral was erected, there
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are a lot of options, dash, i said ivan the groza, well, absolutely right, ivan the groza, naturally, the next question follows from the first, where is manomakh's hat kept? in the kremlin, red , yes, oscar, chamber, in the armory, absolutely right, i must say that this is one of the oldest exhibits of the moscow kremlin museum, in what place in russia or in what region of russia, if you want, does this retro train run, attention to screen, wow, fantastic, absolutely interiors, blue cooking, for some reason it seems like it karelian express, by the way, could... give you three possible answers, but you immediately gave the correct one in karelia, of course, the ruskiala train. darya, you don’t answer this question, move away from the button and don’t dare give any hints. please tell me which work by daria dantsova does not exist.
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three possible answers. snowman's ardent love. mumu with scuba diving. passionate kiss of a giraffe, scary kiss of a giraffe, scary kiss of a giraffe, kiss of a giraffe, this is normal, on the shore of which sea is the city of vladivostok located, you clicked, and what are you all on look at me, i just look at me, yes, oh, japanese, on the shore of the japanese sea, that’s absolutely right, yes, yes, yes. russian fashion designer, who is called the pioneer of soviet fashion all over the world, oscar, zaitsev, slava zaitsev, that’s absolutely right, moreover, slava zaitsev was the creator of the costumes of the soviet team at the 1980 moscow olympics. this is
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a unique natural-anthropogenic territory, formed in the 1960s during the mining of brown coal. what kind of place is it?
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i’ll take you to the sieve snow, white skin and bears stitched to your feet, crunchy hurry up to the frost, we'll get lost in the distance among the melon subrops, we'll go, we 'll rush to the alenek in the morning, we'll hurt and despair. let's rush right into the narrowing dawn, you will find out that on the right they are called top, you will see it is endless, i give it to you, he-hey, according to
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the results of the blitz, blue three points, red six, yes, op, op, op! our next competition, it ’s just wonderful, hear its name, uma-chamber, well, yes, uma-chamber, yano teachers, spent time with me, yes, he suffered with me, the most boring, this competition is unique. knowledge exam domestic cinema, you will see still frames from various films, where a certain food will be covered with a question mark and such a spot, that’s what kind of food it is, you will have to tell us, two questions for each team,
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the blue ones answer first, attention to the screen, come on, let's see, this is operation y and other adventures of shurik, who is holding shurik in his hand. we drove for about 30 seconds, no, no, no, not a glass, she kept walking, in my opinion, in my opinion, there was ice cream, what was there in the soviet union, what could you buy. at the entrance, let's see, by chance we have sausages with us, no, there is, only
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a doctor's degree, come on, it was a doctor's degree, it became an amateur one, and what is it, a sleeping pill, but it is not, no, no, completely harmless, well , let's get started, bobby, well if so, in general it would be ideal, so red. so, for you, a still from the movie of one of the most beloved gentlemen, good luck, pay attention to the screen, it’s good that you couldn’t wait to eat kasoma performed by conscience kramoro. no, it’s clear that this is something that is held in hands, in principle we probably won’t draw intrigue, we won't have a better version. alexander, potatoes, let's see, of course, of course, potatoes, absolutely, we
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could handle the sausage, blue, now you'll take revenge, because you will accurately answer this simple question, pay attention to the screen, don't tell me what you're holding in your hands, wait.
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happiness, this is that i’ve gone crazy, what else, they were blue again, i played, as i played, so, red, let’s consolidate the success, let ’s, so, a still from the film white sun of the desert, it’s already good, well, no, what’s in the bowl , let's go, well come on, come on, come on, we have time, look, these are instant noodles, no, no, no, and doshirami, yes, with beef, well , you see, the tray fits.
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and you played this game for me, i can’t eat it every damn day, i can’t absolutely right, there vereshchagin asked for bread, but there was no bread, there was plenty of black caviar, the score is hoo, 2:0 in favor of the reds, yes , your honor. madam, good luck, for whom you are kind, and for whom otherwise, nine grams of heart,
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wait, don’t call, unlucky not in death, lucky in love, nine grams of heart wait, no matter, i have no luck in death.
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yes, if we do everything carefully, the mosquito will not smear the nosu. you understand that this is really dangerous. my dear, it’s good to be a nurse. if you cannot resist the thieves, they will destroy you. are you worried about me? you promise that you will never lie to me. only those who are directly related to the operation should have a pass to the institute. without making my mistakes. sveta, three, four, andrei vanch, i will correct both of our mistakes, this cannot be corrected, something happened, yes, quickly follow me to the operating room, doctor preobrazhensky, new episodes from
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january 8, on the first, senior investigator of the obkhss, mayor volkov. we are interested in the documentation of the cosmetology department, here is the search warrant, the green sea, montechoca cognac, a product of the stellar group, miracles happen on our program every year, so let's meet our star elves.
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a groom showed up, and we were already thinking, 315 million rubles, take your girlfriend, premiere, let 's get married on new year's day, tomorrow is the first one, satellite debris is flying towards you, we'll do an evasive maneuver, we heard, it's accepted. rum castro, a product of stellor group. casanova, tomorrow on the first. by the way, if you want someone to fall in love with you, first love yourself. who did he say that for? i read it in kristiyanka for the month of march. come here. why are you
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distracting me? it’s not about baba frost , please do it so that our mother becomes happy, she works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign, my mother is an actress, and for me, this time without magic, but it works out as always , but she’s not happy, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, you you think baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness. maybe it’s a husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes, i know, there are a lot of things today, everyone believes in santa claus , but no one knows about women frost, i will work with large
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strokes, but without fighting. they carry me they carry me through the tender yes it means it will turn out to be baba frost and the secret of the new year premiere on january 7 on the first.
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i can’t hear you, can’t we understand? each other, legends of retro fm january 8 on the first, we move on to the next competition, stop removed.
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two film questions for each team, 30 seconds to think and the correct answer , well, yes, there is a blank, there will be three options, i will read them to you, your task will be to choose the correct one, and... by the way, did you know that when stanislav govorukhin told vysotsky the idea of ​​the film, the meeting place cannot be changed, vysotsky rushed to the weiner brothers to stake out the role of zheglov, he came and said that i would play zheglov, and so it is happened, attention to the screen, bond or bond, bond, what kind of bond, yamanka bond, are you crazy or something, write me... after manka bond fills out a form, an application, and she will need to
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tell where from she took the bracelet, there were three possible answers: the bracelet was inherited from her mother, the bracelet was given by a smoked thief, the bracelet was stolen by a man in a store, he gave it to us, we know the answer, but he gave it a smoked oscar. do you want a match, yes, please tell me why
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katze needed matches on the planet, and not matches, yes, they determined the privileged position in society, with the help of cc it was possible to move between galaxies or they were used to make fire.
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i have to squat twice and do the chetlaninka and clap has no right to hit me at night. they walk in different ways, this is the queen, she walks in any way, to anyone, to the one who plays.
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what does the king do? yeah, what's the king doing? three options: this is the weakest piece, it needs constant protection, this is the most important piece, it is invincible, the king walks as her majesty the queen orders, choose 30 seconds, chose right away, the weakest figure, this is the weakest figure, it needs protection, let's hear the correct answer. what does the king do? this is the weakest figure and needs constant protection. well, that’s how i understand everything. and for you we have prepared a film that everyone undoubtedly knows and loves. hello i'm your aunt. attention, this is my favorite movie. you 're breaking my heart, what's my fault? and i don’t have bethienni’s marriage license
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signed by you. rusalya is enough, you idiot, we women can do whatever we want with men. we want, what is this, the question: up to what age annie and betty could not get married without the consent of judge crix, up to 30 years old, up to 25 years old or up to 21 years old, is pushed away.
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but given that we have a lot of correct answers, but we’ll choose one, it’s 25, and you ’re absolutely right, yes, according to the will of annie and betty’s father, they could not get married until the age of 25, without the permission of judge crix, well done. love is poverty forever, i was caught by the world, poverty is for me, it doesn’t matter, if there is no love in the world, why is fate a mistress, always a hindrance to love, why is love a slave to prosperity. success for
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the competition is 2:1 in favor of the reds, the total score at the moment is 10:4 ahead of the same reds, dear friends, who had any?
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i have in my hands an enlarged copy of the box from the movie the diamond arm, its power has been increased 54 times, why 54, we calculated, and sooner or later something will happen to it, the main thing is that... this is irreparable, points for your team , earned before this will be burned, everything in this round, well in this round, with each correct answer that allows you to pass the box, you earn one point, since alexander mostovoy is the only one among all of us who has earned millions from street games, football is a street game.
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rope tug of war, tug of war, tug of war, right, question , question, polo horse, equestrian polo, yes, sock, sock, yes, sock, lord, my god, leg, what was that, igor, don’t be upset, really to guess that the sock - here an external system of associative series was needed, it was a difficult task, very unfortunately, all the points of the blue team in this, in this competition, only in this they burn out, the reds earn
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, six points, exactly, i should have been in this place once, dear friends, the final score is on... and we move on to our next competition, which is called list hi, blue, first question for you. in football, there are different terms for the number of goals scored by one player during a match. two goals is a double, a double, that’s right, three goals in a match, a hattrick, a hattrick, 10 goals in one match, this also happened, it’s called a decatrick. and
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please tell me what it's called four goals scored by one player during the match. time 30 seconds. so, come on, let's remember. hat trick, oh my god. double, double in a square, double in a square , not exactly a quadriculum, well, something quadra quadra, as she calls it, hottrick, kvata knicrotrik, quadruple scream, 3 seconds, 2, 1, answer, let it be a square, like this this is the prose of life, like this.
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in the match of the 23rd round of the russian football premier league, a significant event took place: a russian football player played poker, it was the first russian poker national championship for 15 years since 2001, what is the name of the football player who accomplished this achievement, pubs 30 seconds ahead,
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smolov was not in your versions, he was not, well , no, she was, but she was three, what a powerful charisma i have, it seems to me that i unexpectedly, unexpectedly suggested to them, smolov, of course, scored a poker game in the home match with the urals, the score, despite the fact that you, as always , have outdone yourself, is 1:0 in favor of the reds. please do the blue ones, like this, the score is 4:17 in
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favor of the red ones, that’s it, you can remove your hand, guys, yesterday i was ice, take a deep breath , widen my arms, don’t rush, three, fours, cheerfulness, friend grace of plastic, general... and with great pleasure we move on to the next competition, it’s called you can’t erase words from a song, a two-part competition! the first part, you will see a video clip, there will be
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many fragments of our favorite domestic songs, remember them all, then in turn you will name what was heard. the second part of karaoke, i’ll tell you about it a little later. pay attention to the screen, remember. what could i say in response? loneliness, boredom. i i can’t feel my heart, i can’t feel my hand , a soldier is walking through the city, along an unfamiliar street, now i’m a little girl, every mongrel gives me a lab when i meet him, i can’t sleep on my fifth teeth, i think i’m going crazy.
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the second part of our music competition , you can’t remove the words from a song. without looking at the envelope you must choose a participant, no, not a participant, you know what,
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let it be a duet, here we are aggravating the proposed circumstances, the duet, by the way, needs to come up with a name. and they make a quartet and sing a song, in the beginning everything will be fine, it will be the lyrics of the song are on the screen, and the guys will accompany you, the audience will sing along to you, the red square band orchestra will play, but in some places the title will fall out, the text will disappear, the music too, here you have to resist and sing what, let’s say, is encrypted, for each correctly sung phrase you get: one point, well, who should we start with, blue, you want, no problem, i present to your attention a duet: tarapunka and stefsel, aka donquixote and sanchopanza. irena, jan, what is your song? crash, klava koka and niletta. a
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this is good, now it will be interesting, i ask you, let's support, decide for yourself which of you is klava, which of you is mileta. hello. good luck, are you ready? it won’t be easy, women’s party , attention, go ahead, you’re my theft, it’s either me or no one, it ’s a shandash, i’ll come alone, i know your floor, i’ll eat from you, because your circulation is beautiful, let’s play the console on it, you are mine, mine, you are my sugar, because it’s dangerous not to be with me.
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who will go with you, we want to get an oscar for our performance, so oscar kuchera and even the attorney will go as an excellent choice, we are announcing a new duet, daria poverino and oscar
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kuchera, under the name taos, we decided to call it, all that remains is to find out the name of the song. the roll of the drums is the song of the king and prince. "we invite you here, you know, it is very important to note, as you managed to notice today duets, that means there is a male and female part, yes, accordingly, you perform for a man, you perform for a woman, everything is clear according to the task, then attention, please , it’s important to dance here, of course, oscar, you and i are kings, please i’m ready, oh you.” my little pipe fool , look how the figurine has been tortured, i’ll overwhelm you with worries, that i don’t want anything, you’re in a hysterical state, eat your daughter’s egg,
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a dietary one, or maybe she can collect one. i still love the blue team, that’s why i will not announce the score for karaoke, the final, overall score of the music competition
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cannot be taken out of words from the song, 6:10 in favor of the reds. the last final competition is ahead, the wheel of fortune. the score at the moment in the game is 10:20. favor, favor, favor of red , oh, and i was thinking, well, today in the evening our program is dedicated to curiosities on television, oops, that's it, the bunny has already shit himself. this is how it happened to me, sasha, you have a program with animals, this often happens, yes, when you are live, everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes, i
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’m afraid, all our directors love naturalness, and so that you the hosts' reaction was immediate, the weakest link, and many people were offended by you, and it even happened that my husband got into a fight with someone, when someone spoke unflatteringly, i go out, there is no car, we stole it, he he says, i see your car, i see it. i walked about 20 meters, i remember, i didn’t take the pass , today on the first one, first a man tamed
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a cat, and then brought a tree into the cave, that’s what came out of it, a sociable little cat, yes sash, she’s trying to get to the tree that’s behind you, mission impossible, this is not tom cruise on a motorcycle flying from a cliff, this is to take a beautiful photo in the new year, revealing our inner queen through furs and huge... fords with caviar, vinnie appeared, we realized that he was bored alone, he wanted communicate with other dogs, they already know her, she is very harmful, she only loves me, very jealous, how did petrovich come to you, i saw these unfortunate eyes, absolutely human, and i just have this thought, this is my person, saw the video, watch with us, new year's episode, tomorrow on the first. don't be afraid of anything, everything depends only on you. i will be useful, and you will be
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pleasant, that is, or and then change. what's wrong with mayonnaise? it is better to drink low-fat kefir. you are such trendsetters, you are ahead of everyone. this year i kept the role for herself. a small queen with a deeply national character with all the advantages and disadvantages, we want something very, very exotic, she brought us to a russian restaurant for the new year, as if 12 months, these 12 days to solve those problems that traditionally related to human intellectual activity, the pedigree from the germans worked. against christmas trees and the new year, a raspberry, turns his head , flies in, there is santa claus, he is for children, and
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there is baba frost, a song to order in general, yes, many fashion brands are going into the metaverse, to your home, the new year gathered as one, stung, setting off on a journey into miracles, we used to live all together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to change, you are young, successful, beautiful, your mother gave us a message, the main thing is to find it, are you sure that when you run away, you will find your parents? don’t worry, we’ll find it, can we say that sonya will soon have a new mother,
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yes, where are they, i’m not responsible for the children, children? yes, very bad children, there are no bad children, you are the one stirring up water here, everything can be changed until the very last point has been reached, now these are my children, a secret, premiere on january 6. first of all, thank you so much for your support, for your love, a year ago, on the night of january 10, ice age star roman kostamarov was taken to intensive care, no one expected that this could end, the athlete’s family prayed for a miracle, the skater was in a coma, suffered a stroke , sepsis, necrosis began to destroy the body of the olympic champion, 16
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operations, he survived, there was support from all sides, from the whole country. with dmitry borisov, premiere on january 6 at the first, there is only one competition ahead, a wheel of fortune, but i dare to assure you, dear blues, the situation, which is currently quite deplorable for you, can change during just one competition, you can
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catch up, and maybe even overtake your rivals. 30 seconds to think after i ask the question, the most valuable fish in russia, well, some kind of beluga, the largest beluga in the history of our country, this was recorded in the guinness book of records.
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how much does 300 kilograms weigh, you lose, so you will have an advantage, you give the answer first , yes, a shark can weigh how much, one, that’s it, stop, stop, stop, stop, finished the discussion, your number, well, let it be 600, kilogramo, 1.600, i choose something, 800, 800 kg, oscar, come on, 400 kg, 400 kg, but this is just whitewash. in 1924 , a beluga weighing do you know how much caviar there was taken from the river quiet pine, one caviar was 245 kg of caviar and it weighed 1227 kg, guys, let's spin it so that now we can straighten the score, and more
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connoisseurs of female beauty, this is the first competition, the first moscow beauty competition, absolutely, probably, who won, the moscow beauty, right? i have a lucky number, my favorite, 22, well, say, oh, don’t start, my husband has the same one, you were born on the twenty-second, or what? no, no, but it seems to me that it would just be more logical to walk around the stage, let them say 100, well, let them say, come on,
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no, i suggest they say, more, so, you have some kind of cunning plan, yes, valdis, it seems to me that this is the most cunning plan , to start with them, and okay, you lose , let’s, maybe, they understand, for some kind of sports, well, i would say 50, 50, that’s all. well, no, no, valdis, i, i won’t listen to your command, now i need to have my personal rebellion, let there be happiness today at least once , my lucky number will bring us 22, 22 participants, but of course not 50 and not 22, but 100, damn 50, i knew it was 36,
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there are no transitions for us, you transfer five points from your score to the blue team, well, not 15, well not 15, well, take it igor, don’t let it go, don’t let this bird go, give it with your golden pen, no, no. in two spins of the wheel of fortune, the blue
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ones gained 15 fantastic points, yes guys, the total score of the game, the blue ones are 25, under your christmas trees on new year's eve, bravo, red, well done, blue, we also applaud you, congratulations on your wonderful participation, everyone , everyone, everyone, without exception,
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congratulations on the bright holiday, the new year, how delightful the evenings are in russia, and you know why, because you spent this evening in our company together with the red square orchestra band. under the direction of konstantin gorbatenko, the wonderful valery and kirill ostapov. it was the program: "i love my country." happily! the world is not simple, not simple at all. it is impossible to hide in it from storms, from thunderstorms, it is impossible to hide in it from winter blizzards and from... absences from bitter separations, but besides troubles, uninvited troubles, there is peace and stars , sunlight, there is a dear home and the warmth of fire, i have
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i have everything that i have in life, everything that makes the joy of every day, everything. that i am bound by my fate, connected, connected only with you, only with you, only with you, only with you. i have a dream, i want to visit all regions of our country, i have managed to visit twenty regions so far, but i put marks on the map and this number increases, as a child, for the new year i was 5-6 years old, they probably gave me a fox, it was
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a big red fox, so soviet-style, but she lived with me for a very long time, i would like to go swim with dolphins, one day i wanted to become a football player and my relatives did it, my most cherished dream is to buy an apartment, and good luck to everyone , love with holiday, don’t be afraid to make wishes, then they will definitely...
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our program: in the television world dear friends, keep your stories for there are stories, disasters behind the scenes, oddities during a live broadcast, all this turns into legends and myths of television, today this evening is about exactly this. nasil, please, tamya, a few words about our future program, a sexual promoter is with you in the studio. about a healthy lifestyle, sorry, if you like petting animals, then this is a test for you, baki, please don't, baki, one, they are they do, well, after the last hero, it seems to me that she’s ready for anything, and you want to shut me down, but i couldn’t do it with ease, lion pose, we take a breath and... and yoshkarolinsk scientists
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found out that blondes don’t drive faster than 60 km /h , because they think that the speedometer shows their weight, you are the weakest link, goodbye, dear colleagues, today our program is dedicated to curiosities, on television these are peculiar curiosities, because they... are rarely seen by the audience, but sometimes there is someone... then i misspoke, but very often this happens behind behind the scenes or under the table or something else happens, it’s always very funny, and i really want to talk about it, so remember everything you know, everything that can be shown on tv. yuri, let's start with you.

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