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take a breath and hedgehog caroline scientists have found out that blondes do not drive faster than 60 km/h because they think that the speedometer shows their weight, you are the weakest link, goodbye, dear colleagues, today our program is dedicated to curiosities. on television these are peculiar curiosities, because they are rarely visible to the viewer , but sometimes someone misspoke, and very often it happens behind the scenes or under the table or something else happens, it’s always very funny, but you really want to talk about it , so remember everything that you know everything that can be shown on tv. yur, let's start with you, the furthest one. you sit closest to everyone
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and usually you wait for a long time, but i thought, today i’ll start with yuri, so that he doesn’t wait long, well, i know , probably only some theatrical oddities, and i remember when - we went to novosibirs, in general, we had a day off, it was recently there 2 years ago, also on new year’s eve, so we looked and there was a guy standing near the store and he was playing the button accordion, so local. and he plays the accordion so that he someone with a hat, so that someone throws him money or not, and then we, i mean andrei naskov, seryozha safronov, well, more or less famous names in st. petersburg, i say, come on guys, let’s help him, well, the guy earn a little money , well, i say, can i take you a button accordion, and he sees that he doesn’t know us, he’s someone who came and is from home in general, he doesn’t watch tv, well, he’s 12-13 years old and so, i say, give you another button accordion , who am i saying, well , give me the bayan, now everything will be fine, in general , i’ll take the bayan. we're a little bit ahead of that a little bit
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drank tea, so i started playing there, wow, we came out of the book there, wow, socks were dancing, sofronov was translating and a crowd formed, first there were 50-100 people, 500 people started throwing there, wow! we left the bay, ahead of us is our friend ocean, our girls hid their little hands in their muffs, and are waiting for us on the shore, and somewhere in the crimea, a girl in a bronze scratcher and her mother and... did not let her go for a walk, but we
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asked her to let her mother let her daughter go with us, but we are submariners, we are villagers, and this kid looked at me, who is about 12 years old, he says, i don’t i know who you are, well, maybe you can play for more hours, i’ve never had anything like this. the same story, this is from the old theater, this is when there was a prompter, in general, well, the actors received the new year very well, and on january 1 they have a performance, and it’s not just a children’s performance, but chekhov or ostrovsky, it’s really good, happiness better, in general, actors can only hiccup, you know, at 12 o’clock the exit was, well, thank god the prompter, and he’s like that, and the prompter prompts, says: the actor is in
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the countess, he recognizes his mother, the actor, what, in the countess he recognizes his mother, he thinks decanter, why the fuck, he says to the countess, he fucking knows, well, thank god there was a decanter, he picks up, dear mother, who took you there, free him, he was filming, was there really nothing on the program, and of course there were, we the program came out with such funny pictures, where even natashenka was filmed, it was very on the first channel, but they showed the program at 7:00 in the morning, yeah, sunday and yes, the ratings were very good.
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hello, they called, they called, why are you so fast? my husband is at our company for an hour, we are all so quick, for what reason did you call? let's go, i don't have much here, i understand! thank you very much, you helped me so much, otherwise i’m still on my own, and sometimes i miss this strong male character, this
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great, not even huge, sense of humor, and most importantly, oh so. i miss these affectionate, gentle hands, you know, for an additional fee i could replace your husband, 100%, which is true, of course, i agree.
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before this extreme, nothing was foreshadowed, and everything started out so well, the cake is the most beautiful, akzamovo rejected, birthday, 2:0 in your favor, everyone is so happy, cheerful, well, no one understands, i already understand what happened, but what happened?
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sew, the next day four programs are being filmed, where i am the presenter, well, nothing, they sewed it up,
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then taped it up, then covered it up, yes, i had to work a little with glasses, well, in principle it’s normal, can you imagine, natasha, with a bandage over one eye, how it would be ? we have already come up with creative options, that is, we were considering the bandage , but what can we do, life is like television, the main thing is that they said, thank god, if only a little millimeter higher, well, of course, there would be one, but really in fact, this is very dangerous, because during a rehearsal nastya volochkova accidentally cut the sclera of my eye with the tip of a tutu, i put her on my shoulder, but she didn’t do it on purpose, and of course they covered my eye, everything is fine, i was dancing, i just didn’t see. stage and if she stood on this side, i couldn’t really see , then i recovered, well, yes, of course, just a performance the next day, you have to go out, it’s always such a dangerous thing, for example, we were filming the new year’s lights and they gave me this cracker , which is very hard to spin around all the time, and next to me
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zara is sitting, here i am after this incident, i look at zara all the time and think, god, god, thank you, thank you for saving me, and that means they tell me, he’s in command, firecracker, i’m glad! well, i’m really remembering my story with the eye, i say, i beg you, show me, we urgently, i say, doctor, come on, well, everything worked out, you understand how dangerous it is, gentlemen, we are risking everything now, it’s unknown the spotlights are exploding, well not only with me, the spotlights can explode, the decorations can fall on one’s head, and everything, everything, oleg gazmanov, this is a person who doesn’t do anything for nothing, it’s deliberate.
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some kind of emergency, when the tights are torn in the process, there is an arrow or the zipper breaks in the process you are standing tatri, that is, in principle, this is how the closet fell, as if on gazmanovo, how terrible, terrible we are now, that is, we are all the time in the risk zone, in general the stage is a risk zone, i’ll tell you, tell me, what else has happened to you, well, for example, they filmed a very beautiful, it means some kind of circus benefit performance , i think there was a circus on tsvetnoy boulevard and... and i had there was a help me number, which means it was famous from the film the diamond arm, and
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the directors created that the hero should appear from the audience and should be so tipsy, in general, like in the film yuri nikulin is a little tipsy, but they didn’t warn the security that we would have a hero appear from hall and somehow we need to give him the opportunity to appear in the arena, i sing, which means i’m filming. a full circus of people, spectators, it means that channel one is filming, and i understand that this is the moment when this hero of mine should finally appear, but he is not there, i look to the side, and there the guards are already tying him up, specifically, i understand that the number is going wrong, which means i’m starting to somehow play out the situation, like, no, give me a playpen, like this, like, friends, support me.
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they re-shot, it’s clear, in general, yes, they re-shot, the presenter explained the situation, that this is what happened to us, but i had a good laugh , they said a big thank you to the security for their vigilance, but they had to re-shoot, you spoke words of love to me in the city. stone, and lanterns with yellow eyes led us through the fog, i didn’t know how to love like that before, fiery fiery, in you carelessly woke up my soul, help me, help me, love me on the bitter-voiced night
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, you see, my heart is dying, in the fire of the breathing hole of love, in the fire of those you brought her love. in the fire-breathing boat of love it’s not my fault, he came himself, but today, when i alexey saw you, i was very surprised, because you have such a... restrained, measured program, correct, do you really have funny things too, me, yes, so i’m
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also making films, so, ah, still like this, it means there, of course, but i’ll tell my cinematic story, i’m not in vain today i came here with a small fragment, i hope it will be shown now, osya, osya, as long as you can dear, i told who, well, march to the shore? mommy, dear, i haven’t peed yet, there are people like you here, come on, quickly out of the water, well, this is a miracle called.
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i didn’t hit you, this is a summer shoot, but this was a spring shoot, it hits you in the back, he ran in like that, stood up, shrank all over, we say, motor camera, poppy hasn’t peed yet, he ran away, i come up, i say, lesh, you know , such a story, we need to reshoot it, we didn’t do anything they managed to film it, he looks at me like that and says, 100 kinders, i, i don’t understand what 100 kinders are, i say, yes , of course, good, of course, 100 kinders
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, the next take is 110 kinders, the next take is 125 kinders , then another 125 kinders, this is a pile like yours. there was such a red cap, the next day we sent it to the stores to buy, here it is, we sent it to the stores, yes, yes, yes, we sent it to the stores to buy kindra, everywhere you can only buy five or seven there, but not 125, then we went on the seventh kilometer, as i remember now , there is such a market there, we bought these five boxes and, as luck would have it, we got stuck in a traffic jam, and i arrived in the morning to film , and he was finishing filming, the whole group walks around, laughing, i say you’re laughing, he says, go says on the playback, go to your place , look, i go to my place, this guy is sitting, this is what my monitor looks like, when i approached, he didn’t say hello, he brought the cargo, in general, later, now he’s probably grown up , now he’s 20 years old, these are the kinds of stories that happen in movies, i’ve had a lot of them, and if it concerns television, i was very funny recognized for the first time on the street, i was driving from football and decided to buy a red presni at
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the sportekexpress kiosk, then i was also driving to football on saturday and i approached this kiosk on... i fell asleep and said: you know, please give it to me, suddenly this woman crawls out of this window and says: i know you, and i understand that fame has come, i know, i’m so poised, i say, yes, of course, she says, you’re the deputy chief of our beer shop, alexey, how long have you been on television since eight-sixth year, from he came from the army, he came straight from the army, a month later he ended up on television, they say that you have some famous joke about tv people, but this is just that... tatyana will appreciate it, in general, i’m telling you, let’s , the director of a news program ends up in the next world, the apostle meets him, he says, well, let’s go, he says, we will show you everything, he says, you can go to heaven , you can go to hell, he says, or you can watch, he says, of course, we’ll see, he comes to heaven, there are 5 minutes before the start of the live broadcast, the operator is drunk, the presenter’s stomach
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is seized, the editor has lost the text, he says: no, no, no, i’ve seen this every day in my life, i don’t want to, no, don’t, we can go to hell, he says, well, let’s go to hell. comes to hell, the operator is drunk, the text is lost, the presenter has a stomach ache, wait, what’s different, they will be in time for ragi, after the advertisement we will continue and you will learn a lot of stories about animals on television, miracles happen on our program every year, so let’s meet our star ales. when will i get married? do you want to get married? yes, but only for the one i want, can i be your mendelssohn, maybe in this place, somewhere in one of these places my fiancé will also be, the light of my mirror will say that the dumplings are not hidden in us, maybe
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we are figurines we'll put it on the tree, meat, and from... the groom has drawn up, and we were already thinking, 315 million rubles, take your girlfriend, premiere, let's get married on new year's day, tomorrow on the first, why does a person need to go to space so much, because it exists. veda vodka, a product of the stellar group, i repeat, nina petrovna pashkova. iordanskaya ekaterina lvovna, deputy chairman city executive committee, sochi. good morning, ekaterina lvovna , hello, hello, how did her husband die, where
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did she look for happiness, from healers, from fortune tellers, you will find your love within 3 days, just go meet her, good evening, let me invite you, and hearts casanova is on first tomorrow. you saw perfectly well that i was dancing with him here, right? darling, come here. well, why are you distracting me, things are not going well. baba frost, please make our mother happy. works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s sign, my mother is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, well
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, it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe a husband , our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i just touch this brilliant one. baba frost and the secret of the new year, premiere on january 7 on the first.
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january 8 on the first, this evening we tell television stories, i - when i worked on television for the first day, i prepared very carefully, of course i washed there hair, took a shower, i think i need to get some sleep, tomorrow i have a work day, somewhere until late i had everything going on, procedures, about 15 minutes past midnight the bell rang and a stern female voice said: vedeneeva, i am, yes , i think who’s calling me, there were no mobile phones back then, here’s a landline phone, yes, why don’t you... at work, i say, i work tomorrow on thursday, and you actually know that thursday starts on wednesday, at 12:00 at night, and i’m
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here, and i’m broadcasting to some of these orbits in the east, and i’m still with wet hair, i still had long hair then , after which they cut me like a boy just in case, in general i jump up, it’s good that this is chekhov street, well, the center of moscow is close to ostankino, with this wet hair, you never know what’s going to cut my throat now i fly into this studio just in time, as you say in the joke, and just like that, all without makeup with this long wet hair, i ’m broadcasting something, i don’t even remember to whom. what am i saying, but after that there was no internet then, i received my first recognition from the audience, huge bags of letters, where they wrote where, this girl is new to you, where are you from, from
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harbin, right? from some cities unknown to me, this new girl, this is this mermaid, this is what her name is in general, i just had the nickname mermaid for a very long time, after that, yes, they just remembered everything, but then it was forbidden, now i would this trick could be repeated, i now understand how to stand out from the crowd, you know, from the crowd of famous presenters, then it was impossible, simply impossible, tribute, let's look at the screen, we have some footage of you, like this, pin it behind... with hairpins, come on, there are hairpins, yes, there are, here they are, uh-huh, okay, let's start, please, tanya, a few words about our further program, information program time 18:30, at the end at 19:00 we will broadcast a live report on the match at the national football championship between the dynamo kiev and spartak teams. same.
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in every city they just had an art gallery, so i come to murmansk and immediately ask if i can go to an art salon, they say: no, no, no, there are children here, there’s a whole hall , there’s no time, but they’re putting me up in some better hotel, the whole group is somewhere incomprehensibly in some rooms, but i have a room, a suite, sofas, a picture hanging, which means such a lawn in the middle of the forest, it says sunny day on the back, and i say, listen, what a picture.
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tied with a rope, my heart breaks, i think the painting was stolen, they unwrap it, and it’s really her, i say, are you crazy, the whole country knows me, what will the children think of me, that i took it from the hotel, you that you are crazy, he he says: don’t worry, we went to an art salon while you were talking with the children there, we bought another painting, i said, well , it’s another one, he says, it doesn’t matter, there’s a forest there too, on the back we wrote a sunny day. i also want to remember the time when announcers were, well, not only news anchors, but also presenters of various television programs, here i was filming a children's program that was on sunday, an alarm clock, filming was in the durov animal theater named after durov, with children with animals, it's always unpredictable, that's all unpredictable, that's true, and i needed to appear on stage with the crow.
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i clasped my palm, and i found myself on stage, already saying some words of greeting, so to speak, according to the script, i realized that something was moving in my palm, when clara finally added and added, subtracted, did her arithmetic operations on the abacus, i i lowered my eyes, imperceptibly, opened my little hand, oh god, what did i see, i
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saw that in my palm... just white, fat, mealworms, delicious things were teeming, how did i not lose consciousness, only i know myself, well and how... yes, it means that clara needed, it was necessary to finally reward her with a tasty treat, i happily handed her this entire fist , in my back, which means trainer, you only one at a time, one at a time, which is not, of course , not just one at a time, i fed all this, all the goodies to this clara, she was happy, after some time i took part in the filming.
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one more, come out, gennady petrovich, since we are already talking about animals, we cannot help but turn to you.
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and so they didn’t push him, where they pushed him, that is, into the studio, something like that, but not i wanted to go, uh, there were goats there , i didn’t even expect this, i explained the method for a sore throat, it’s called the lion pose, i explained that you need to stick out your tongue, which means that because your tongue is sticking out, that is, i explained in detail that there is tension here, washed with blood , that’s when everything there is sick, that means it all goes away and also this something appeared that everyone still knows the lion pose and we can see it, we can see it appeared here is somehow a lion pose, be sure
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to do this lion pose so that we all here we warmed you up, it’s done like this, we take a breath and... good health with angelina mikhailovna, and there at the carol it was necessary to break clay pots, and that means i was assigned to break clay pots, they hung them, close your eyes, and there you take a bat you hit, angelina
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mikhailovna, i don’t know why she, she came up and looked like this, and i hit, and in short it bounced into her eye, since i had to carry the transmission further myself, so there’s a log in front of you, no, no, no, so on. , further, further, further, further, further, and it, oh, yes, oh, oh, oh, what nightmare, oh, okay, gennady petrovich, so, wow, well, that’s how it goes.
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drink some tea, look out the window , feed the hungry birds with a little sadness, and then spring will melt and everything will melt, and the hot summer will come, bringing its own problems, since january happened like this, in july the heat will kill everyone, we will swim until the morning and cover our bodies tan, and then there are rains, you wait for them a little , you will love the cold again, looking at the frost from pushkin in the window, fragrant tea... spilling, and delusional life reasoning about what is good in the heat in the cold, health
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to have something strong, and the rest is just copper, it ’s not worth having, wasting your health for nothing, so we will live and prosper, and write lines of love, send them straight from the heart, ready to accept and shine with delight, wonderful, alexey, you wanted to add, yes , i wanted to add, i remembered the story about the man-law, just on january 3rd. i thought for a long time about how to end the program, we made it so easy enough, i decided to tell an anecdote at the end that the anecdote is like this, at 7 am on january 1, a civil servant is having a drink at home, his daughter runs up to him, and so she fiddles with him and says: dad, dad, get up quickly, they 've been driving for free for 2 hours already, i told him i don't think about anything, this joke, the next day i'm driving around moscow, and usually when the traffic police stops me, they talked about politics, about that, about that's it, i 'm letting go, well, this time... as i remember now at krasnaya presnya it happened again, he stops me
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, an employee says, give it to me please, i say, he says license, technical inspection, open the trunk, i'm not sitting i can’t understand what ’s going on, he walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, walked, then gives me the license and so he went, i start to close the window, suddenly he rushes, grabs the glass, says: you told a stupid joke yesterday, my friend. he says: oh, you know, i , i invite you to a concert, i have a performance, i have posters, cds, i record them, so i’m giving them to my wife, you have friends, of course, friends, you have there , i have some badges, all sorts of brochures , you know, he says, thank you, but if you knew how much i don’t love you. i you, i you basically i just hate it, he says:
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i understand, okay, how much is it from me, he says: how much, i remember another story that was in connection with an international project, austrian television, channel one, and they broadcast a lot years, and a program called the musical courtyard, yeah, well, they come to us, they filmed it in luzhniki, there are a huge number of people there, good evening, dear friends.
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when the austrians saw this, they said: my god, you can’t work in it, i say, i can’t, why? well you guys are just green now they’re going to throw paint on me, i’m thinking how green they are, why are they even on me... “okay, you’re from another country after all, you’re from another country after all, okay, start like this, here we go , and with karl moik, when we talked, he doesn’t speak a word in russian at all, i don’t speak a word in german, but i also had such
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an episode in this, in this program, where i had to tell a story in german "i don't know a word." i studied german for probably a month, it’s a pity that dove didn’t have this one of yours, but i’m having a headache with i lived like this this month, i just needed to learn the obrakobra, well, that is, i understood what i was talking about, yes, but what word, what does it mean, i didn’t know, in general, when this moment was already approaching, i suddenly found myself somewhere , that means they bring me into the bread and say , change your clothes, they ran somewhere to a store or i don’t know, to a museum, they brought me a national costume, austrian, you know, like that... a blouse with an apron like that, so they were looking for it, but just in case case, because they are already calling us, and this is live, they say why the presenters there are like in furs, in general, me they changed my clothes and i was a little under such nervous stress, and i had a very big minus, -3.75, and i, in order not to confuse these german words, and i asked, no,
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there are no prompters, but they are like that, you know they drew a poster, and these are written in russian letters. a story about love, at some point , after changing clothes, i understand that i can’t see anything, i’m just so stressed, i do n’t know what to do, then i pretend that i’m fainting, i really means i'm fainting, acting education after all good thing, i faint, while they are there something on me, everything is going live, they
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wave at me, i say, no, no, everything is fine and whisper to them, come closer with your camera with text, because that i don't see the text. and they come closer, i get up and say: no, karl, i was just joking, i wanted to say that i was wondering how you would react if i suddenly felt bad, then i continue, which means work calmly, because i already i see text written in russian letters in german, all newspapers the next day they wrote that they had not seen such amazing presenters who could understand each other perfectly, speaking different languages, can you imagine, right? ski jokes and even better parodies , then this is a real success, let's look at the screen, the theme of our today's program, i am being treated , it is believed that when you become a hero of the ointment, and as always, as always at the beginning of our
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program, the lunar calendar from solnechny gennady petrovich. today is the 839th lunar day, this day is popularly called anton saplezhuy, today i would advise you all to be lazy and eat all the bread crumbs lying down. few people realize the miraculous properties of this remedy. housewife natalya ivanovna orlyanskaya will tell
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her amazing story on... in the nostril. it became swollen, it began to swell, the pain intensified, intensified, after 12 years the whole back of my head hurt, that’s right, and my body my husband was never found , you were lucky, that’s good, that’s why i decided to add carrots, every third thursday , a little 3 kg per nostril, each, you see, i see that you have read my fifteenth book, gentlemen, how do you all feel about parodies? excellent, by the way, she has a wonderful sense of humor, she and i studied in the same course, but how did you feel about this breed?
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way, that is, there is even such a professional deformation that you cannot come to the company, you cannot take the situation and act it out, you cannot show it on stage, let's look at screen, good evening, on the air and the news, carolina scientists have found out that blondes don’t drive faster than 60 km/h because they think that the speedometer shows their weight, fooling around with s, or...
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they impose, that is, they are preparing you for the program, like now , your make-up artists put on my makeup, they gathered the whole team
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, i called the administrator, said that in 10 minutes i would come in heels, walked through the snow, came to the astankino tower, we were all convinced that all filming was taking place in the astankino tower , yes, in an evening dress with evening makeup, no one was even surprised that such an elegant girl came... the girl told me, go upstairs, apparently, well, it’s a common thing there, there was either an observation deck or a restaurant, apparently they are often like that, so they poured me, you know, coffee, i’m sitting i’m enjoying moscow from a bird’s eye view, i think this is success, i’m in this magical tower where all the television happens, and after 20 minutes i get a call, julia, the whole studio is waiting for you: where are you? and i was sure that everything was happening here, i said, well, i’m here in the ostankino tower, so
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i think that for an outside observer this is normal, everyone thinks that all television filming takes place in this tower, when the tower turns to the east, then it starts there, yes, when the television crew arrives to film, by the way, i’ll put in my 2 cents now , they usually say, and you are from television, my tv is broken , after the commercial we will continue the tv stories, tonight our program is dedicated to curiosities on television, oops, that’s it, the bunny has already crapped himself, that’s what happened to me, sasha, you have a program with animals, this often happens, yes, when you are live, everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes, i ’m afraid, all our directors love naturalness. and it even happened that my
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husband got into a fight with someone, when someone spoke unflatteringly, i go out, there is no car, well, it was stolen, he says: i see your car, i see a car, at 3:00 in the morning it will pass along along mira avenue towards the region, these beautiful apples, they are on pins, this pin turned out to be. old barrel cognac is a product of the steller group.
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from the cliff, this is to take a beautiful photo in the new year. revealing our inner queen through furs and huge sandwiches with caviar. vini appeared, we realized that he was bored alone, he wanted to communicate with other dogs. they already know her with him, she is very harmful, she only loves me, very jealous, how did petrovich come to you, i saw these unfortunate eyes, absolutely human, and i just have this thought, this is my person, you saw the video, watch it with us, new year's issue, tomorrow on the first, don't be afraid of anything, i'll be useful.
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it will be pleasant, that is, or , and then it will change, let’s change, yes, what’s wrong with mayonnaise, it’s better to drink low-fat kefir, you are such trendsetters, you are ahead of everyone, this year i reserved a role for myself, it’s small, a queen, deeply national character, with all its advantages and disadvantages, we want something very, very exotic, she brought. on new year's eve in a russian restaurant, like 12 months, these 12 days to solve those problems that traditionally related to human intellectual activity, the pedigree from the germans worked against christmas trees and new year, raspberry, santa claus is there
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, it’s for children, and... there’s baba frost, a song to order in general, yes, many fashion brands go into the metaverse, to your home, the new year has gathered like one vakzhal, sending on a journey into miracles, we used to be... all together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to change, you are young , successful, beautiful, mom she conveyed a message to us, the main thing is to find it, are you sure that when you run away, you will find your parents, don’t worry, we will find it, is it possible to say that sonya will soon have a new mother,
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yes, where are they, am i for the children? i don’t answer, children of an oligarch bye bye, two children were stolen from an orphanage, daddy, who are you, okay, rest, yes, yes, yes, these are very bad children, there are no bad children, you’re muddying the waters here, everything can be changed , until the very last point is reached, now this is my child, the prime minister’s secret. january 6 on the first, thank you very much, for your support, for your love, a year ago, on the night of january 10, the ice age star roman kostomarov was taken to intensive care, no one expected that this could end, the athlete’s family prayed for a miracle, the skater was in a coma, suffered a stroke, sepsis, necrosis began to destroy the body
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of the olympic champion, 16 operations, he survived, there was support. from all sides, from the whole country, the cool dad is really very cool, our exclusive is the chronology of that very fateful day that divided the life of roman kostamarov into before and after. he was an absolutely healthy, normal person, who coughed twice the entire time. what will his close friend, with whom roman then went to the bathhouse, tell the doctor, who literally brought the athlete to his feet. no prosthesis moves on its own. egor, by the way, also has one prosthesis. this is constant daily plowing. an exclusive with dmitry borisov premiered on january 6 on the first. tonight our program is dedicated to curiosities on television. every monday alan dadinovich answers the questions that have accumulated over the previous week. so, the floor is yours, avan vladimirovich. good morning for
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this week. questions about whether it is possible to combine the use of these sessions with the use of when people don’t feel quite well, there are a lot of drugs or medicines, of course yes, but now i offer a session, take some glasses, this is the end of today’s session, you feel good. take your time - in the bustle of the day, i say goodbye to you, all the best to you, by the way, many believed in this, he came to our program in the morning, that’s why i wanted
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you, larisa and i hosted many programs, by the way, we spent together, he came to the program in the morning, half of the editorial staff ran, some with a glass, some with a can, calmly. aimed at recovery, improvement well-being, for all the most positive things, in the ostankino concert studio, our session in this case we will bring only goodness, only the best, so i ask everyone to sit down, do not
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give yourself instructions to recover from something, because you can focus on one thing , but to distract the attention of another, my attitude is not in words, but between words, between... hands, i am sure that even after one session, a huge army of psoriasis patients in a few days will not feel on their body, will not see any spots, many warts will go away, moles, many people ’s sugar levels will decrease, i suggest this, and you believe me, i have proven that i can cause this, i suggest it not only with words, but with my eyes. and i received a personal invitation to the concert studio from kashpirovsky, at that time i was already expecting my daughter, so to speak, and i
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told my doctor about this, who observed me, she is very respected, so to speak, there was a doctor in the medical world, she says: larisa, how are you, i beg you, are you with me, please, let’s go, i want to see this miracle with my own... there was also one person involved, a master of white magic
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, there was yuri longo, besides chumak kashpirovsky there was also longo, in the nineties, the beginning of a detective story for the first time in one of the evening news, then it was called the tsn television news service. they showed a plot of how he revives a corpse in a morgue, it was filmed on some kind of high-quality film, that is, on a household camera, the plot was sent to us by mail, exactly how it appeared, maybe someone brought it, well, they seemed to say that by mail, so they decided to bring it, they decided to include it there under the finish line, so that somehow to attract attention.
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and i think we knew yura, he came to the program, his real name was golovko, in fact he’s not a longo, but nevertheless,
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he scratched his ear like that, he said, well, i probably won’t take it, this not my profile, now i’ll give you a man, now i’ll give you a man, he connected me by phone with a man, uh-huh, we never saw him with him, he says, this is just a master who finds a car, well, i talked to him, he says: i see your car, i see the car, i say, well, what next, at 3:00 a.m. will drive along peace avenue towards the region. he'll pass me, but what am i doing? and he says: you can’t contact the police, this is a very important condition, otherwise all this won’t work for me. i say: what about me? well, you find a way, i say: well, okay, but of course i immediately called the guys, we just had, there was a group from the police who made news sections there, they gave me a car, they were on duty all night, but where am i going? then i didn’t go anywhere, i’m calling.
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no, there are some, there are some, suddenly there is such a rusty garage, in the very center under cinema, matches the description, we approach , there is no key, nothing, but thank god , the metal there could be bent, the three of us began to rip this door from the garage, we bent it, looked, there was nothing there, but i called him, she says : you were with the cops, you were with the cops, i see you were with the cops, i say, well, yes, i had to resort to help, well, that’s why nothing happened, the car left, so they didn’t find the car, so they didn’t find the car, let's see, your guest is
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a couple of psychologists, take an empty three-liter bottle jar, fill it with tap water, place it in the center of the table, blow off the foam of the fuel oil, start to drive, charge 10. 20, 30, 40 °, enough, pour into glasses , drink, feel the warmth, let's go, let's get warm, get warm, eat a charged one i am the evening issue of the newspaper, it is not recommended to use the newspaper for other purposes, there is no need to cry, dear, i am closely watching you, i see, i am working with you. that you have
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a girl from tsyzren, the third session cannot get pregnant from me, i’m working, don’t cry, i’m watching you, what is the length of your impact on an object? from 20 cm to 2.0 km. you know, kolya, some, well, we are now talking about what cannot be believed, yes, i am also a person who is very difficult psychologically to force to believe in something, and once, remember, i came to moscow. well, maybe you remember, there was such a uri geller, who stopped bigden in london, it seems, well, of course, i was invited to this shooting, i did something there on command, not believing in anything, understanding that this is all specially arranged in advance, when the program ends, i go up somewhere to pick up my
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things and just walk past the dressing room where he is, he doesn’t really know me at all, who i am, yes, well, someone was there in the studio, there were a lot of people, and i see him changing clothes, absolutely... no one while waiting, they were putting on some trousers , i looked in, i said, excuse me, please, but can i still have your autograph, because well, some famous person, he says, well, there is no paper, i had a small handbag like this, you know, this is a clutch, he signed me on this bag, the bag is also very expensive now standing, but the most interesting thing is that he had a drunk cup of coffee, well, just an ordinary cup from the buffet, and there was some kind of spoon, he says, well, i’m just giving you an autograph, let’s give you something...
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about one more boy, reportage shooting, our group worked then with ryshkov , the head of the government, and he, then it was fashionable in the nineties, to go into stores, managers should definitely go into the store and see what they sell there, and this was somewhere in the area, far from moscow, it was autumn, naturally, there was no sugar anywhere, well sugar was sold out, and what would there be... a terrible shortage, on the threshold of the store there was a little boy, also about four years old, and he, out of inertia, said: oh boy, hello, how are you, smiled at him, leaned over, and the boy finally, give him some sugar, then
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i hung out a little and went to the store, all sorts of things like that, i’ll tell you the same story about a boy, about my own, we’re filming a program, good night kids. sometimes we had traveling programs at the exemplary theater, they filmed something there, they filmed it, i brought it with son, and he was probably four years old, on that day there was a play about the hedgehog , who, remember, deceived the hare, two hedgehogs pretended that they ran faster than the bunny , yes, during the break - when we had already filmed something there , and i was with my son, and there they had this tiger cub, or a whole tiger, he was big, well, quite a big tiger, but apparently he was sitting very tame with a leash. it’s just that in the faye and all the children were offered to take a photo next to him, and when we approached him, for some reason he began to yawn, and the child was very small, i told me, he opened up like that mouth , it seemed to me that he was about to bite the child’s head off, i was very scared, in general , we didn’t stay near him for long, suddenly this tiger
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stood up on me, and i didn’t understand what was going on, i had some beige- colored boots there , it was a terrible shortage, i realized that it was... it would be impossible to remove these stains, then he asked his son: dima, how did you like the performance? he said i didn’t like this performance. i say why? and the first time i brought the child to the theater, he said: well, first of all, the hedgehog is cunning, but secondly, the tigers keep peeing on my mom. tanya, you are not alone, let's look at the screen. for now, i can just do it like in cartoons, that’s exactly what they portray in cartoons. oh, what a nice nastique. this is a year ago, right? yes.
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was with me sash, you have a program with animals, this often happens, like yes, when you called me here, i say what stories i can tell, except these, because they are the main ones, well, here you know how wonderful it is when during a performance, especially a ballet, where in principle a stage is needed, you need to move, a horse or donkey comes out, right in the middle of the stage, i’m so far from the theater, i can take a nap later, of course, and then some cleaning lady comes out and leaves. so far from ballet, but this makes us similar, nevertheless, yes, because such situations happen all the time, i remember, but this is probably one of the most acute situations, uh, a porcupine came to us, you all saw it, what do porcupines look like? yes, this guy came in, i saw such
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a primitive killing machine, because everyone imagines a porcupine, but when he is covered in these serious needles, and he probably also looked at us and thought, well, i ’m not a fool, i started marking the territory, well , like, i’m about to declare myself, but he declares so powerfully that everywhere he didn’t go, he i did it a little bit, not like a rabbit, you can’t do it right away, and it smells, i don’t know what to compare it with, that’s all , the worst. you can come up with the most pungent smell, this will be this, i don’t know, we finished the program, i think we came back later on the second day of shooting, and it still smelled, every time i came for a week, i felt that the porcupine understood that the porcupine remembers, i heard many times, something in your vostankina smells something wrong, it’s not always from us, it’s not from us, they come, this rarely happens here, but it has not disappeared until now, animals have ever attacked, well, yes , it happened to me once with a dog.
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here up to 3 years old, now she doesn’t want to move, maybe she won’t, has she bit anyone in her career? well, there were precedents, and i was bitten when she came because she came to us as an adult, a precedent arose between us , okay, that’s it, then let’s just sit in silence, arouse suspicion as to why she came to you as an adult, and not in the state in which you fell in love. my husband didn’t really want a second dog at that moment , so the decision was made not to buy
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one, let’s go ahead, because there’s no point in asking such questions, i have nothing against my husband , everything’s fine, everything’s fine, everything’s fine, okay, let’s say everything’s fine, sit down, sit down like that i have a little bit now on jeans yes yes yes? i’ll simply explain to our viewers that buffy was very nervous, well, in the sense that she was certainly less nervous than i was, so buffy now goes to her dressing room and is nervous there, i ’ve never had such a misunderstanding in my life. my mistake, just
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my mistake when dealing with dogs, but what exactly, what is the mistake? i stretched out my hands and started this, because i am not afraid of dogs at all, and even when they come to us with a story, with those who are considered fighting dogs, pit bulls, amstafas, that's all the rest these guys that i really like, and i always hold out my hands, as if we don’t have, well, you read the animal, in principle you can understand whether it is happy or dissatisfied, there is so much fur here and it’s very difficult to understand, plus tibetan... steve is a breed that , well, is obliged to protect, it’s in her firmware , she must protect, and i, when she sat down, i was already tense, you can see, well , you can see, you can barely see, you can see, yes, it’s barely there you can see when i started doing this thing and i see that in her eyes the mode just switched like this, that’s it, then i already understood, i need to raise my legs , the second time it’s better to carry them away altogether , therefore, but we, we once had a chihuahua, a small dog, in my opinion, a chihuahua, one of them or..
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tomorrow at the first, in secret, the geologist is looking for
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gold, money, they don’t bite the bark, he will take away our field magadan, zoya, never! olympic champions, world and european champions, they give us the most precious thing, their art. beauty and lightness, tenderness and love, courage and overcoming, thank you so much for such a warm welcome, for being here today here with us, and i want us to love each other as long as we have left to live, so that you please us, your
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fans, premiere, anniversary. overbukha on january 6th on the first. today we will try to marry the snow maiden. the most important thing is that the suitors are good. how old are we? i don't remember, but i would have given less. and more than a hundred. “look at how sporty our mikhryutka is, and you’re cute, i’m afraid to ask even your children if you want, how will it go, what kind of work did you and your woman have, we spent a lot of time together, she’s a beautiful woman, stylish, hello, the backbone is in the wrong place, thank you , yes, yes, well, in general, everything is within the framework of a working relationship, yes, stand, a real snow maiden,
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it’s me, i have frost written here, it seems that something will happen now? let’s play to the wedding, christmas episode on january 7 on the first, and maybe i'll get you too? what, suddenly ? i may be strange, he's born, i really need you, i really need you, i need him, i need him, look.
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january 7 on the first one. i hate my face and want another one, it’s possible, you understand that surgery won’t help you anyway, your idea to remove the ribs, this is madness , what did you do to her, you won’t get away with it, but if we do everything carefully, the mosquito won’t hurt your nose, you understand that this is really dangerous, my dear
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, it’s good to be a nurse if you don’t. .. you are standing in front of thieves' patients, they will destroy you, you are worried about me, you promise that you will never lie to me, only those who are directly related to the operation should have a pass to the institute, making my mistakes, light, three, four , ah, andrey ivanovich, i will correct both of our mistakes, is it possible to fix it, is something wrong? yes , quickly follow me, the operating room, doctor preobrazhensky, new ones from the series from january 8th on the first, senior investigator of the obhs, major volkov, we are interested in the documentation of the cosmetology department,
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here is the search warrant, everything that remains behind the scenes,
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this is about the question live, yes, if you’re on a recorded program and it’s clear that the presenter, for example, well, it’s clear that natasha is very uncomfortable and you could stop filming, but when you’re live, it’s clear that
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you can’t stop anything, everyone can only enjoy this moment behind the scenes , and empathize, and the main thing is that all our directors love naturalness, and so that your presenters have an immediate reaction, so that all this is good and to delay the moment when it goes away, even if it’s still there. she couldn’t stand animals, so all the dogs on the street, when we were walking, pestered her, she tried, she bit us there, even if there was some big dog, well, here she was, and only people lived for her. men , smelly, flea-covered, unkempt, this zoro, it means there is a competition going on, there are several the dogs that are taking part in this competition
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, one of them is a huge shepherd, name is zoro, so my ellie, she just went crazy, she was like this, she stood almost backwards, sat on my lap, raised one paw and so as soon as this dawn came out and we of course. in short, when this program ended, we approached , they put a muzzle on her, on this zora, when the program ended, it turns out he was such a difficult guy, i went up and asked, can we take a photo, well, love was formed here present, i sat down on my knees, holding this girl, she simply looks at him as if he were a god, he completely turned away from us, completely turned away from her, even attention, if the owner, owner, owner, owner, owner, owner, owner, there is whether the owner
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, no, i say, you see, this is how you treat your partners, and so do you, in response, i also had a story, if you allow me from the same program, i remembered, i lived for 16 years, 16 days in yurkshi terrier, now. i have two of them, then i had one, and i have one now too they invited me, including i was at this program, and he, his name was boniface, boniface, he walked along this corridor absolutely flawlessly, did not catch either his tail, or his paw, or a single such thing, everyone was absolutely delighted, that is he just got an a plus, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go , let's go, oh-oh-oh-oh, dear, this is not designed for us, this is a shortened way out, come here, hare, mikhail, be careful, he can ... “i’m not afraid of that, dear, this is an emergency exit, why did you put pins here, i don’t know how it’s done here come out, and i was sitting next to the kingdom
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of heaven, vladimirovich zhirinovsky, and he had this bulldog like that, and he lay like a bulldog all the time, but i have a benifashka for him, so this means communicating, and after we passed, vladimir tells me, he’s a good dog, i say, well, yes, like this one somehow? i’m happy with her, i say, well, yes, he’s happy there, but i have a sofa, eats, sleeps, eats, sleeps, a communist, i would fell out altogether. tanechka - i know that you also have a story about how permyakova saved you, yes, honestly, we had filming, programs, where you participate in complete darkness, you don’t see what’s happening, who you’re touching, what’s touching you, that’s how it happened, i’m very afraid of snakes, so we’re going with a team with sveta permikova, we need to count the animals , someone
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that is there needs to be counted, and i touch it and understand that it’s a plastic box, that’s it, i’m already feeling bad, i say, light, these are snakes, she says, no, no, no, what kind of snakes are tnchka, what kind of snakes, not snakes, let me look now, i put my hand on top like this, it’s warm there, i say, light, it's a snake, what, what, what, i don't know, there's something at the bottom, some kind of worms. and some long stripes , snakes, calm down, calm down, she took a small pot and brought it to me, come on, they wrap around my hand, calm down, that’s it, i, i, i’m going crazy, i’m getting worse, i say, please, i, i won’t, i i can’t, well, i, well, i just feel bad , it’s still dark, i don’t understand what sveta is doing at all, now i’ll see what’s there, she
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just takes her hand from... into this box, she says: tan, what is this - boiled carrots, it starts kneading like this, like this just, i say, light, there is no carrot, i say, i can’t, she, tan, well, put your hand there, please, i say, i can’t, light, well, really, that’s it, i feel bad, she, so , i mean, i take responsibility for myself, i ’ll count now, again, they knead, knead, knead, in the end there, of course, there was just a ball of snakes, horror, just, i already looked, then this.
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competition, well, sticking my hand into this den, den, yes, although i’ve been in a women’s team for so many years, why i’m afraid of this is unclear, well, well, this is wonderful, this is all like-minded, that’s a terrarium, yes, to be the most important anokonda, this is skill, this is skill, yes, this is skill, little girl, what happened to you? of course, many stories were related directly to the weakest link program, and many people were offended by you, but at first, yes, there was even such a thing that my husband got into a fight with someone when someone spoke unflatteringly, they approached you on the street, they didn’t say what you didn’t recognize me at first, didn’t understand that this was the same person, i parked the car for a very long time in the parking lot where my grandfather, a wonderful grandfather, was a security guard, he knew that i worked
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on television, he knew that i was an athlete, and we constantly communicated, when i parked the car, picked it up, that’s when the program the weak link began to air, he meets me, says: masha, but you work on television, i say: yes, you can tell the management to remove this girl from the first channel from the new program, close it, i was not at that moment to tell him that this girl, in general i am, i remained silent delicately. the game weakest link is on air. each of the eight participants in the studio today can earn up to 400,000 rubles. they don't know each other, but if they want to win the big prize, they must become a team. seven of them will leave here with nothing, because round after round we will lose players, those whom the team will call the weak link. one of you must leave with nothing. it's time to identify the weakest link. nina. vladimir, vladimir, nina,
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sergey, nina, nina, nina, it’s an honor to be the first, but not in this case, you are the weakest link, goodbye. and they say to me: now we’ve caught you with a guitar, and tomorrow come to the program, i say, okay, what time do you have to be, they say, well, at 20:00 the engine starts, i say, that’s it, i’ll definitely be there, but stupidly in the morning i went to the students for a drink somewhere, already late for moscow by car, suddenly
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i was skidded, winter and the car turned around, an accident, in general , they called the traffic police for a long time, then they processed it, then i took a taxi to the house, then i took the guitar accordingly, i arrived in the end... vostankina, it was one in the morning, i think, well, that's it, that's it, i come up and say, hello, the program is being filmed here, and they told me to arrive at 20:00, but i arrived early at 1:00 in the morning, but i was late, i say, where is my pass , they say, you don’t have any pass , like no, they should remove me, he says, no , well, by some miracle, i got through to some person, someone passed by, in general, they took me out pass, i got up at about 33 o’clock, he said: oh, markin, great, at about 5 o’clock we’ll be filming you. that means 5:00 in the morning they took me off, i of course, everyone there sang at full blast , played the guitar, played everything as it should be, and waited for the broadcast, of course they cut me out, since then i know that it’s impossible to be late for tv, we won’t cut you out,
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just try it, i wish you all the best and see you next time. hello, the program is on air, ekaterina andreeva is in the studio, the main events. the main one is alive and 248 russian soldiers were released from ukrainian captivity through the mediation of the united arab emirates.

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