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tv   Zolotie roga  1TV  January 4, 2024 6:40am-8:01am MSK

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come here, you saw, the stupid dog wants to play, i’m coming. well, where are you going, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, where is yours , i understand,
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miracles happen on our program every year, so let's meet our star elves, when will i get married, do you want to get married , yes, but only for the one i want, can i be your meddelson, maybe in this place, somewhere? my fiancé will also be from these places, my light mirror will say that we haven’t got dumplings, maybe we’ll make figures for the christmas tree, meat and from the headlights, a groom appeared, oh, and we already thought 315 million rubles, so where did they change it? and take your girlfriend, premiere, let's
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get married on new year's day, today is the first one, monte shococa cognac, a product of the stellar group, this is a children's room, everything is clear. there is no safe here, why? maybe, on the contrary, let's go, let's go, safe, let me do it, ugh!
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shoot him, lyosha, lyosha, smile losha, losha, lyosha!
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actually,
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we’re leaving through the roof! lyokha, come on faster, come on, it’s high, it’s normal , it’s only four meters here, i’m afraid, don’t be afraid, grab the wire, it will bend due to your gravity you will smoothly go down, and if you get an electric shock, but don’t get shocked, it’s a radio wire, no more than 12 volts, no, i’m afraid, you’re the first, lyokha, i ’ll cover you, lyokha, get
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him into the car! come on, give him here , come on, come on, come on, lyokha, drive him in, drag him, let go of the dog, who is this, girl, what do you want, get out of here, get out of here yourself, this is my dog, this is my house, i already called the police . she saw us, let's get the car, what are you doing, i don't know, get into the car, come on, i didn't sign up for this, get into the car, get into the car,
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well, we're in, shut up, lyokha, i think it's here think, why are you dragging her with you, this is our insurance, yes, i’m your sentence, robbery from three to five, and for the whole thing a minor hostage, i think you have until 15, how much until 15, well, slow down the car, drop him off quickly, but what? he knows about this, i know, i know, my child works in the police, you will also get additional charges for cruelty to animals.
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shaggy fir trees panel flooded. and a walkie-talkie, but nothing, i had napkins somewhere , it won’t help, now everything will be sticky, why, well, why, yes, because there was tea with sugar, yeah, well, well, let’s go see, let's go to.
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stop, don’t twitch, call the duty officer, i understand, stop, he said, pay attention, pay attention, we’re approaching already. hey, to the ground, to the ground, i said. i can't, i'm stuck.
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people cannot always be close , people cannot always be together, love is impossible, earthly love was endless, tell me why then do we love, tell me why do we love each other, he thinks not, burning his hearts, love. we are waiting for time like a miracle, we are waiting for the one and only one, like
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a miracle, although it should, it should burn without a trace, tell me, we were able to find out, where did we find out, when we met, we were able to, where, what are you mine, and i’m yours, love, fate , beloved, come here, why are you distracting me, things are not going well, baba frost, please make our mother... happy, working, will you ever
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talk about baba frost, we heard, we sign, my mother is an actress, and this time there is no magic for me, but it works out as always, only she doesn’t care, they don’t take her for roles, who am i children, do you think baba frost has already heard us, we need happiness, maybe my husband, our medicine has no analogues in the world, but can i? just touch this one genius head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes, i know, there are a lot of things today. everyone believes in santa claus, but no one knows about baba frost, i will work with large masks, but without a fight, it will work out, that means
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it will work out, baba frost and the secret of the new year, the premiere is on january 7th on the first. you nightingales sing a majestic song in our native land, which is given to us by fate, always
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cheerful. and a little sad russia, my mother, always cheerful, and a little sad, russia, my little father, you are the vast expanse and endless not...
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repeat, my dear, firn, you are like a kind and eternal fairy tale, russia, my mother. this is a kind and eternal fairy tale: race, mother of may, flowers, beautiful, white birch trees.
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and the words “vetser sick” and “brave” race of may. hello
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, dear guys, pioneers, octobrists, my old friends, and why old, perhaps, would be more accurate, my young friends, so, well, today, as before, i come to you with a new fairy tale. i walked, it was a long time ago, in our country, the bright forest veins... the deer, golden horns, always protected the small, weak,
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i didn’t forgive anyone any evil, but one day at dawn they announced. villains in the forest, here he is, come on!
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in those places, there was a village, the evdakeev lived there, with a small group. and a friendly family, dasha and masha, her two daughters, and kiryusha, son, eight years old, and also markhel, an ancient grandfather, oh, and
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ancient, the polkan dog guarded their property, the cat vaska drove away the mice , what happened in that land, i i’ll hide it for now, you’ll see everything for yourself... now, and when you come home, immediately judge where is the truth, where is the lie, who is good for you, who is not? mashenka, oh,
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dashenka, i’m here, i found a white one, well done, oh, prop up one, look what it is, and this is mine, here’s another, churmak. and i found it.
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oh, who is this crane! and the boletus, what a fool, i found a boletus, passed it white,
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who are these evil robbers of what? they want to catch a good deer, mashenka, mashenka, what? look,
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i picked a basket full of mushrooms, but what kind of mushrooms are they? white, so these are toadstools, but i thought they were white, you don’t have a single white one, you know what, let’s go beyond the swamp, why? there are porcini mushrooms there, and it’s visible and invisible that you, mashenka, mother didn’t tell you to go there, why? there are kikimoras, there they lie, there... baba is watching for the children, well, she’s a coward, but she’s not a coward, you have to obey your mother, look, bitch, what a fool, in the birch forest, the girls are twins, twins, what could they do with dirty tricks, let's trip you up, no, this is too primitive, primitive, dirty tricks, you have to do them carefully, carefully, good
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morning, i don't want you to not catch up with me, so i'll catch up, i'll catch up, oh!
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we'll lure, we'll lure, we'll lure, look. this is not white, there are still no white mushrooms, still good mushrooms, mushrooms, not the same you’re sneezing with mushrooms, idiots, we’ll correct ourselves, we’ll try, this is how you should sneeze, look, it’s like a prison, and this is another one of mine. oh, oh, how many mushrooms, yeah, more, well, now we
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’ll get a load of mushrooms and go home, lodor and together, one, two, look how white i have, and i have... me too, where else? yes, there, here i have it, we’re running, over there, there, over there, oh, well, the basket is full, now mommy will praise us, let’s go home, let’s go.
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oh, this is a mushroom, all mushrooms, mushroom, king, mushroom, as if in a mash trap. darling, but the main thing is that, and the main thing is that we are not here at all moreover, i have three rubles, so that’s how it is, here you go. what was the snake thinking? insert, insert, insert , come up with dough, and i’m hollowing out the snake, fish, fish,
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fish, fish, you, cold snake, where did you lick this bone, where did you lick it , there it came off, playing for cash, i’m not a pitak. i don’t play with artists , who is the artist here, you’re an artist, an artist, oh, you’re impudent , not all of you are here anymore, your spirit won’t be here anymore, and don’t you dare show your snub nose, oh, oh, i won’t show you, old corga, she'll still be so bored it wouldn’t be so, artist, artist, peek-a-boo, artist, artist, it’s me who’s an artist , i’m a cheapskate myself, i couldn’t help but give pleasure, lose a nickel, still call me names, old corga, everyone says that i have a
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young soul , what’s old, everything is new, nothing is old, don’t forget a warm lace cape on your head, not like the captain came back, oh i’m a goose, oh woman, woman, woman yaguka.
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tsya, little boy, i, well, report me, parasites. lured, argan, who, girls, you guys, where are they, on the withered hill, i'm tearing up your little boy, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, follow me, i watched this program as a child, and what kind of pants are you wearing? can our stylists cope with such a bright heroine? the fashionable verdict has nothing to hide from its
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viewers, now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies here, a casting has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer. you need to say, dress up appropriately, candidates, famous actors, tv presenters, journalists, designers, overpay you, they will all appear in the studio and try to win the hearts of the audience, who will win, you decide. the fashionable sentence returns, today on the first day, a passionate kiss of a giraffe, a terrible kiss of a giraffe, a terrible kiss of a giraffe, i will cover you with worries, i don’t want anything, there are women in russian villages.
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what is carlson fixing the malfunctioning motor of his propeller, with white flyers, and we are sure that there are four options in reality, perhaps, what holiday in the orbit of the salyut 6 station was first celebrated by the russian cosmonauts, romanenko and grechka, anna, well, i see yours, i love mine. country premiere in the new year, watch after the evening news, thank you very much for your support for love, a year ago on the night of january 10, ice age star roman kostamarov was taken to intensive care, no one expected that this could end, the athlete’s family prayed for a miracle, the skater was in a coma, suffered stroke, sepsis, necrosis began to destroy the body of the olympic champion, 16 operations, he survived, there was support from all sides, the country's cool dad, really, very
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cool, our exclusive - the chronology of that fateful day that divided his life roman kostamarova before and after. he was an absolutely healthy, normal person, who coughed twice the entire time. what will his close friend, with whom roman then went to the bathhouse, tell the doctor, who literally put the athlete on his feet. more than one protest does not go on its own. egor, by the way, also has one prosthesis, this is constant daily plowing. exclusive with dmitry borisov, premiere on january 6 at the first, real, oh, what, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, now our yagusa, grandma, will give them the heat,
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i wish i could treat you to mushrooms or noodles, but you bad girls, what did you do, you’re not bad, which means you’re good, yes, good, they love to eat good girls, alive or something, swallow it, we’re not afraid of you, but you are still much worse, girls , blame yourself, shak, zhoy, shak,
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accept, daughter, the holy russian land, it will help you out of trouble, goodbye, father, maman, take me with you, maman, grandfather
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markel, obey, always and in everything, little ladies. look after the boy, he’s still stupid, goodbye, kind people, prokiyushka, wait, wait, dear, oh , wait, ska, you will find, you will find your twins, you will definitely find, thank you, grandma, nastya, you know that i am leading the way. the head is made from a yoke, take it, it will come in handy, thank you.
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no one will hear you, no one will find you. get up, lie down on the deck, and why did they put me in jail , and look, you will harm who to guard, that you will know a lot, you will soon
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grow old, and so you are no longer young, but you don’t have to suck the paw, knock on the mallet , and... so, so, so, here you go, daughters, mashenka!
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my little daughters, my dear little bloods, they destroyed you, fierce animals, no, no, no, alive , yes, yes, yes, not dead, no, no, no,
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hey, wretched, deer, golden antlers, i saw, i saw, the tank, i saw where he galloped off, there , tank, there, if you lied for... behind me, i don’t know how to thank you. “after all, you saved me from death, i’m looking for my daughters, mashenka and dasha, i haven’t heard anything,
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mashenka and dasha, i haven’t heard, what should i do now, and you go to the red sun, it will help you, to the red sun, to him, evdakiushka to him, thank you, i thought of it. that's it, evdakiushka, take it this ring will help you in difficult times, thank you. goodbye, good deer, good luck to you, eudakiushka, take care of the ring,
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i told you not to go beyond the swamp, you didn’t listen to me. it served, nichnych, the path to the sun is far, oh, far, and now i don’t know where to go at all, don’t worry, evdakiushka, don’t worry. “i’ll show you the path to the red sun , thank you, i’ll show you the path, i won’t
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go myself, why am i made of dough, i’m afraid of burning, oh , i’m a bun, ruddy side, i have no arms or legs, i’m just round like the earth, tra-la-la, tra-la-la! i’m just round, like the earth, tra-la-la-la-la, i’ll roll ahead, feel free to follow me, through the forests, through the fields, tra-la-la, tra-la-la, through the forests, through the field , tra-la-la-la-la.
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the sparrows are flying, hey, granny, yagusa! the villains , the villains remembered the old lady, the handsome guys, let me get drunk, kiki the morokuharechka, i hear, i hear, not deaf, our branded kvoska, our branded kvoska hits at the toes, on crushed glass and on the ants’ bottom. it’s infused, drink up, handsome villain, you’ve achieved fame with your kvass, drink
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to the bottom, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom, drink to the bottom, the brew is good, it really hits the sock , i haven’t seen the golden antlers of a deer, oh, i don’t even want to see him, damned one, he upsets all my machinations, he sets traps , he spoils traps, if only you would kill him, but quickly, no if you please, worry, madam , we’ll kill you for me, what a company , these are gentlemen, what else would you like crucian carp in sour cream, you wouldn’t want anything else,
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maybe you’ll catch it, i’m a cook, not a fisherman, well , please, you need it, you catch it, you’re still no rude person, oh, i don’t like you, i’ll leave, what are you, what are you, i was joking , i was joking, now, oh, i’ve lost my mind with you, ugh, polina, andre, i wanted to propose, today he is performing at luzhniki, and i have an acquaintance there, the head of the regional department, promised to put him in the first reserve row , “sorry, today i can’t do anything , maybe another time, casanova, today on the first day, in secret, a geologist is looking for gold, they don’t bite the bark for money, he’ll take our field to magadan, zoya, i’ve never tried myself in operational work, i’m afraid, that if i try, they
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will disperse you all. previously, we all lived together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to be changed, you are young, successful, beautiful, mom gave us a message, the main thing is to find it, are you sure that when you run away, you will find your parents, don’t worry, we will find you, can we say that sonya will soon have a new mother, right? where are they i am not responsible for the children the children of the oligarch the children from the orphanage were stolen daddy who are you okay rest yes these are very bad children there are no bad children it is you who are muddying the waters here everything can be changed until it is set the very last point now is my children.
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mystery premieres on january 6th on the first.
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wow.
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hello, red sun, why did you
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bother me? woke me up, trouble, father, trouble, what kind of trouble? my twin daughters are missing, mashenka and dasha, and mashenka and dasha, haven’t you noticed where? mashenka and dashenka, no, i didn’t notice, what should i do, poor thing! don’t cry, don’t cry, help, father, help, you know, go to my little brother, which brother, to
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the clear month, maybe he will help your trouble, through the fields and through the meadows along... the spring road, for a long time i am ready to walk, not sparing my legs, tell me, friends, and little animals, birds, where is my mother, where are my sisters?
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what do you want here, living soul, do you go on patrol at night? i walk, i illuminate the earth, i illuminate, haven’t you seen where mashenka and dasha are, and i haven’t seen it, i haven’t heard it, i’m sick, i’m flu, where can i
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look for my daughter now, go to the violent wind, it blows every... he sees everything, he knows everything, we are robbers, dashing enemies of everyone, we are good guys, for... egi, we have one concern forever and eat and never work, that’s right, drink and eat and never work
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, we will soon grab the deer by the horns, the yaga will give mountains of gold for him, we will look into his eyes first. and then we’ll fry it and eat it, that’s right, and then we’ll fry it and eat it, woman, why did you come to me, i’ll be quiet, if i screw you up over trifles, i’ll screw you to death. forgive me, veter vitrovich, okay , okay, you blow every blade of grass, i blow it, you see everything, you know everything
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, i see everything, i know everything, where to look for my daughters, mashenka and dasha, mashenka and dasha, twins, twins, them, grandfather, theirs, what, well, which one? grandfather, young, grandfather, very young, well, this is still suitable, a young grandfather. in the kingdom, bobnyaks, they are frying a fire, what is this, a fish, something is painfully small.
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a small fish is better than a big cockroach, stupid, who is stupid, me, oh, so i’ve been a witch for a long time on your bald head and they’re luring the mountain, i agreed , i’m a cook, a cook, you go look for a cook, we are now worth its weight in gold gold, we need to be protected, we need to be cherished , the girl is completely mad, i’ll drive you crazy. first a man tamed a cat, and then brought a christmas tree into the cave, what came out of it? sociable cat, huh? sasha, she’s trying to get to the tree that’s behind you. mission impossible - it's not about tom cruise on a motorcycle flying off a cliff, it's about taking a beautiful photo on new year's day. revealing our inner queen through furs and huge sandwiches with caviar. vini appeared, we realized that he was bored alone, he wanted to communicate with other dogs. they already know her with him,
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she is very harmful, she only loves me, she is very jealous, how did petrovich come to you, i saw these are these unfortunate eyes , absolutely human, and i just have this thought, this is my man, you saw the video, watch with us, new year’s episode, today is the first, don’t be afraid of anything, everything depends only on you. miracles happen on our program every year, so let's meet our star elves, when will i get married, you want to marry, yes, but only to the one i want, can i be your meddelson, maybe in this place , somewhere in one of these places my fiancé, my light, will be the mirror will say,
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today on the first day, time ago, great figure skaters, olympic champions, world and european champions, they give us the most precious things, their art, beauty and lightness.
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tenderness and love, courage and overcoming , thank you so much for such a warm welcome, for being here with us today, and i want us to love each other for as long as we have left to live, so that you please us, your fans , premiere, anniversary show of ilya. averbukha january 6th on the first, dashenka, are you sleeping, okay, now at our house, they’re mom, he’s probably baking honey cakes , we shouldn’t have disobeyed mother, we went beyond the swamp to see what was going on in my domain, but... what else is this, without asking, without
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permission, in my forest, shut up, it’s not disturbing. you bake and fry.
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to forget about the abandoned old man, little lesha, sad without money, still yes about it. regiment , without egypt, in general, yes, that’s the poet, regiment, you probably miss the fools, you’ll come running soon, you’ll ask for forgiveness, anyway, i’ll forgive you,
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stop, sweetie, uh-huh, don’t stop! here, please, please, i'm about 300 years old all i need is to live, to do harm, to buy many innocent souls, to love satan from the hell. i can’t get enough of his beauty, who is my beloved, i, i, i
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, i can’t stand girls and boys, i read neither newspapers nor books, i wander through the dense forest, i’m dying, i look at the beauty, i can’t get enough of him , who is my beloved?
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oh, and sleep! but they won’t give it to you, what kind of villain put you on a chain, the brownie, the goblin, baba yagan, she, she, the damned one, she, aava, has been keeping you on a chain for days. and he's starving, vaska, what are you doing here, i came to help you, father vasily vasil, let's help out michal potapych, well
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, let's help out, again there was a smell of the russian spirit in the forest, who, who is wandering there, hat, where , hat, hat, nepetimka, where? little cap, invisible, i'll go and check who's wandering around there. well, embroider miracles,
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but miss it! who are you? who are you? i, baba ega. baba-ega? yeah, i don’t see, you don’t see. no, and you’re not afraid, but why should we be afraid of you? you’re invisible, maybe you’re not scary at all? well,
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here i am, what a beauty, what did i say, why is everyone afraid to be afraid of you, grandma is like a grandma, yeah. oh , don’t touch it with your hands, it’s not an easy hat, but it’s invisible, no , i don’t believe it, what a woman you are, you don’t believe me again, what am i missing then, a hut on chicken legs, oh a hut, it’s nothing, a hut , hut, hurry, hurry here, immediately, move on,
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accident, come here, handsome, why, you’ll work with a jack, cold milk. drink, and milk, and i love, where are you, mommy, who are you hiding behind the fence, behind the fence, no one, no one, nothing, nothing, drink milk, drink tramp, the carving has worn off, why are they shouting there? and fat is mad, and who are you? i, you, you, i, the sons
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of the robber, oh you, brun tail, yes, i danced with the nightingale-robber himself at senkletia falasievna’s on bald mountain at the wake, a nightingale sat at the table together, prominent, representative men salt. well, okay, for now we’ll take care of it until dinner,
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my little cap, come on, villain, back, another, for the roast, braid for dessert, well, this is a villain without my
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participation. attention, attention, attention, bald mountain, bald mountain, kilaevna, i accept yours proposal, i’m flying out, kilyaevna, send air transport faster, well, is it spinning? spinning , spinning, cook, spinning full speed ahead, don’t leave me,
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cook, little one, where, where, let me go, get away while you’re safe, otherwise it will be bad, i almost killed you on... damned yaga, where is mashenka, where is dashenka , let’s find mashenka and dasha, yeah, let’s return home and hug grandfather.

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