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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 6, 2024 5:25am-6:01am MSK

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what does it have to do with your concentration going off scale, and you are all alone, in this negative energy per person situation, the more people, the safer, my job is to warn, give me the tools , let's go, nets, yes, goodbye, milan shaka, ah you give me a razor for the new year, i’ll give you foam for... in the morning we’ll wake up, bah, what did santa claus put under our christmas tree, and it’s been like this for 8 years already, so, call the children, i invite them together with their families, we’ll meet the new one year according to the old morozov traditions, they won’t come, why is this, because you are a general good? and the father is so-so, in order
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to lure them into your house, a whole strategy is needed, to lure the children to their father, and on my order , the fighters jumped from the plane without parachutes and smoothly landed, by the way, zamonit, i am the father, as i said, so will be, okay, then i'll make them an offer they can't refuse.
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oh, great, dimon, well, did you buy a christmas tree? no, i haven’t had time yet. good evening. hello. when will you give us the money? i
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’ll answer, you’re the one for the money, answer first, fly agaric, guys, of course, answer, yes, hello, hello, dima, hello, this is abidjon, what a shame, well , abidjon is at georgiyakh’s, your dad works for me, i’m a little busy, well, that’s okay, i understand, you’re a busy man, you’re the one, dima, tomorrow give me your wife, take your daughter and come to your father urgently , whose wife and daughter, his own wife and daughter, he himself said, well, yes, listen, i earned a little money, but why? georgy ivanovich got sick, very sick, wants to see your family at least once in his life, wants to leave a house as an inheritance, something like that, yes, yes, yes, i’ll definitely come, yeah, okay, we’re waiting, he’ll come, and you tell me tomorrow the money is mine you will bring back how much we have dripped there, 6.840.40 rubles. 7 million exactly to be there by eleven, okay? lights out, the money
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will be tomorrow, okay, i can go, uh, twice, again he’ll be steaming his own meringue, meringue from meringue, cool style, he came up with it himself, he sang it himself, try it, tomorrow you’ll tell me whether you liked it or not, see you tomorrow. igor, igor, sho.
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“listen, man, stand, what do you have there , i’m telling you what you have there, are you completely crazy, mikhail grigorievich, first of all, i’m the boss here and i can take whatever i want, i understand, mikhail grigorievich, it’s just that your wife said that you can’t take alcohol from the store, you know, that’s right, they’re filming a movie nearby here, a guy’s yacht sank, he’s on a desert island, he really needs a bottle here.” here’s a note to put in throw into the water, he is russian, but very poor, so where did he get the yacht? yes, because he stole the yacht, and then he got into a storm, in the quiet, no, in the indian ocean , in the indian, in the indian, yes, like they say don't steal, which title is good when the credits roll they’ll go and write , the moroz family expresses their gratitude for the details
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they provided, so they don’t say anything, surprise, yes surprise, i understand, i understand , i don’t mean to talk about anything, wikito, we were invited to the premiere, but what are you saying? will probably leave you a house as an inheritance, i said that the folder is so bad that he wants to see the heirs, that abe john, this is vika, hello, and what did he say that he wants to see the heirs, well, yes, tomorrow we will , you can’t, as i said, it will be so, that’s
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it, let’s go get ready, that means if it’s the friends will appear, kick your ass, quickly, quickly, vika, i’m so worried about my father, maybe for my dad’s health, drink some vodka, no, die, you’re your little urchins, quickly. hi johnny, i can’t talk right now, sash, come visit us for the new year.
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a little dream, and alexander, we cannot indulge in joy while the dolphins are suffering, we discussed this, well, my god, please, please, please, we cannot feel good while they feel bad, if you have questions, i ask you to ask, you care so much about the beauty of soviet women, but you yourself you are married, i am married to my favorite job. doctor preobrazhensky, new episodes from january 8 on the first. hey, what are you working on now? i'm saving you from lies. i will be useful, and you will be pleasant, that is, or and then
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change. what's wrong with mayonnaise? it is better to drink low-fat kefir. you are such trendsetters, you are ahead of everyone. this year i reserved a role for myself, it is small, a queen, deeply, national character, with all the advantages and disadvantages, we want something, well, the most exotic, she i was brought to a russian restaurant for the new year , like 12 months, these 12 days to solve those problems that traditionally... related to human intellectual activity, the pedigree from the germans worked against christmas trees and the new year, there is santa claus, he is for children, but there is baba frost, a custom song in general, and
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many fashion brands are moving into the metaverse for you, right? the new year gathered like one station, sending the chusan on its way. happy new year, if you are visiting your mother, she is at work. and if it comes to me, then cake is a bad year, i don’t like sweets, hmm, no
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i thought that psychotherapists work so late, it’s new year’s, people are in a hurry to get rid of the negativity, so now they’re tearing my mother away. yeah, that’s a new project again, well, yes, something like that, but no, well, this time it’s iron, maybe seiko, lyudochka, deanochka, it was magical, however, as always in december. thank you, oh, such a difficult month in general, there are fewer karens
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here, well, sorry, force majeure, you understand, no, i don’t understand, i need money for the new year, and you know it, let’s celebrate the new year together, i’ll answer for everything , i barbecue, champagne, sit down, take your hands off, i say, i’ll see you in the new year, when there is the remaining money , thank you, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, thank you, that’s enough, that’s enough, albina, i’m here, greetings to the working people, oh, what we owe, but i wanted to offer you some money , i need to earn money, yeah, good guys, mali, mommy, hello, good, oh, no, good guys, so last time i gave you 30,000 rubles. for a five-string guitar for people with short fingers. so yes, patience is the main thing, the prototype has already been sold to my short-fingered friend,
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now he has to call all his short-fingered friends, they will inevitably all come to us, no, this was our last joint project, mom, we just have to play uncle dima’s family, play family, the fact is that my father is very sick and he is gathering all his children at the dacha for the new year, and there he will decide who gets the inheritance, and why can’t you go? alone, because i lied to them about the fact that i have a beautiful wife and a smart daughter, you lied to your own father that you have a family, so what’s wrong with that, i haven’t seen him for 15 years, you at all you know what it’s like to be the son of a wayaki , mouth-lifting, mouth-off, that you didn’t go to military school, dunce, let’s say we go, why did you decide that you would get the inheritance, but you just don’t know my family, they are on the very first day everyone will quarrel, and i will help them with this. yeah, no, we won’t take part in your adventure, i don’t want
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and won’t, we don’t want to, really, but if i were you, i ’d still think about it, 100,000 isn’t lying around on the road, 100, yeah, thank you very much, calm nights, women are amazing creatures. once they think a little, they they definitely make the right decision, by the way, you have another ten, for which on holidays, that’s when they think too much, it’s already harmful, businessman.
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uh-huh, stew, gosovskaya stew, well then let’s go, that’s it, why are you driving so slowly , why are you driving so slowly, you need to go faster, you need to be the first to come to your grandfather, to win him over, so that he felt. that we are the best heirs to gas, painted,
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of course call, and then what about a moron or what? so the client doesn’t answer the phone, under the balcony, second floor, man, you’re crawling along the pipe, do it, what is it now, huh? it’s like there’s no one , well, there’s no one, look carefully, he’s jumping, what to do, don’t jump, i understand, what is it, yellow, well, just freeze, freeze, i mean, faster,
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why should i have whistled, i you. “ swish in your arms, jump, swish this goat, i’ll still regret that his mom and dad’s light was sealed, mom, calm down, it’s good, dima ’s lying down with our relatives, you know, so we’ll go through his entire house book, grandpa, we we've arrived, the older nikita gets, the more looks more like you, listen, nikita , the older he gets, the more he looks like you, i , too, was so black when i was born, insult, hello, hello, oh, what a joy we have , the bear hasn’t had a drink for six months, yes, with your
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presentation, yes, well, that’s good, so stop filming the secret facility, remove it, stop it. well, how do you like it here on earth, like i’m joking georgy oha dmitry aha, dimka. why is he here, vika, no need, this is my brother, and what now, hello, great, hello, hello, hello, look how good it is that you came, well, hello, father, hello, i’m sending, this is my wife, diana, daughter, hello, this is my
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father, georgy, this, this is misha, this is my older brother, the same misha, dima told me so much about you. very nice, very nice, for what? yes, don’t slouch, i say, don’t slouch , hello, i’m albina, dima’s daughter, i ’m nikita, misha’s son, and i’m offended, sonny, chris, i’ll make barbecue, suitcases in my teeth, dismantle the beds, well, how did you manage? take, wizard, they love you, ivan chakha, somewhere very deep, advancing, hear, hillock, no i definitely have to put on this bullshit, i ’ll explain everything to you now, in russia from time immemorial people have loved the poor and the orphaned, i understand,
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good evening, dear, you go into a store, ingratiate yourself, and you won’t tell me where i can find mikhail morozova, now you are closer to us. and who are you, a sabbath drinker , yes, what, guard, let’s move on to plan b, from plan b, so that we can’t start right away, so, and i tell him, take a toothbrush, mom , it’s early, it’s early, it’s early, i it's already fun, and scrubbing the toilet until... it will sparkle, here you can laugh, but you yourself
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killed all these unfortunate animals, what are these with your own hands, my trophies, yes, and why don’t you eat meat? try , try, it’s not allowed , dad, he’s not allowed, he’s a vegetarian, but there’s no need for bi, insult, i don’t eat meat, come on, here, here, what a beautiful piece, look at which piece is better in your home. he’s just a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat , he’s not little, he’ll recover on his own, you know, he doesn’t even eat milk and butter like dad, he loves dolphins, you know, he loves dolphins, and you know that we know what to eat meat, yes, everyone, yes, yes, otherwise your bus over there already... looks like a dolphin? what area do you work in? really, dianochka, who do you
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work for? and i’m diana, i have a psychotherapist, a psychotherapist? diana, are you treating psychos? what's happened? i was wondering what or what you do with them? in fact, i... and mom , i’ll explain, i think you’re a store owner, yes, yes, so, imagine that your head is a large supermarket, well, in your case , a vegetable grocery store, there are cockroaches in it, and you yourself can’t get them out in any way, so you call a person who will do it better, for sure, and this same person is my mother, she will see out all the cockroaches from your general store, excuse me, from your head, what is it, what is it, what is it?
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short and clear, in morozov style, well done, well done, eat, these are baku tomatoes, grandfather, respect, well, nikita, how gallant, how economical, like a grandfather, yes, this is a real heir, yes, only very dark. well, it’s great that we’ve all gathered here today, we’ll see you in a couple of days new year in our family morozov traditions, hurray, hurray, in general it would be better if gezatulino went, what are you talking about, everything is fine, we like it so much, don’t scare your grandfather. dad, i thought of something, maybe somehow we’ll break morozov’s traditions at least once , just sit and eat, you duralex, satlex,
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the law is harsh, but it’s the law, there are family traditions, let’s not break them, tomorrow morning abejon and i are going into the forest, cutting down a fluffy christmas tree, the man is clearing the paths, that ’s right, the children are building a fortification in the snowy region, here i am with you, and the ladies are preparing mine. beloved casserole, that 's it, lights out in 45 minutes, quickly, quickly get up, brush your teeth, you have to be in time, you have to be in time, where did you run , don't run up the stairs, you'll break the tank, good night, it couldn't be calmer.
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what are you doing here? so you want some mineral water with bubbles? listen, and your wife says: you haven’t drunk mineral water for six months? what is she picking up? i’ll have to spend the entire near future in this museum, it’s... it’s just brutal, i feel like i’m in the century, as if in the nineteenth, or maybe even in general, oh, by the way, this is my cousin sister, what’s his name here, albino, albino,
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pin yourself what albino, albino, what are you doing? are you reading a book? let's light some more candles! are you filming everything? damn, what did you do? ruined the whole ending for me? understand? i'm a blogger and i need a life so that i have a lot of subscribers, you know? in order to have a lot of subscribers, you need to stand out with something, you need a feature, but here you are filming everything in a row, whipping? you might think you have a lot of subscribers? mm, not a single one, then you, well, i don’t blog and i’m not on social networks, right? can not be! please, please, please, please, please, give it for this, so that, no matter who gets what from the inheritance, the main thing is that dad lives, he will get it, lord, you saw how much booze there is in the closet, dima, i have a request
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for you, mikh, ask your father for the key, he definitely won’t give it to me, please, yes, for your sake, whatever , thank you, but i just have a counter request for you, come on, sasha is very worried about vadim, but he is here really not at ease, good night, why so sad, no you like it here, there’s some kind of pestilence at home, you better pay attention to how the bear looks at you, the guy needs to be supported, but he’s one of these... one of these, well, he’s one of these, yeah, we’ll support him, feed him, let's drink, he has a wife, children, well, it's just such a legend, that's it, i 'm going to bed, come on, don't discuss this with sasha, this is a very painful topic for her, we agreed, dim, dim, oh, your diana is beautiful, thank you, eh , oh, vikusik, i really wanted mineral water, and
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so... what's with the bubbles, what? we didn’t have time, what did we not have time? i'm sorry, i'm not sorry, we managed, well, you like it, diana, right? no, i like it, no, but you knew her before, right? no, but i don’t like my father , he doesn’t look like a dying man, his cheeks are pink, his eyes are burning , something is not all, this is still my father, this is still your last chance to expand the store, the last one, you.. ... you keep looking after diana, you keep getting stuck , you keep getting stuck, come on, tomorrow you will be the first to get up, you will go to clean the paths so that your father can see you, now we will go to sleep with you, in fact, for the money that i pay you, i have right to comfortable sleep, in fact, we agreed to portray a family during the day , no one sees us at night, and in general, why did you say that i am a psychotherapist, and why do i need a doctor about this, because i am not a psychotherapist, who i work in a restaurant, who is oriental dancing i'm doing it,
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how interesting? turn , but i don’t know anything, all the questions are for your daughter, how strange, uh-huh, albina, this is not what you thought, i just came to say, good night, good night, good night, thank you, albino, consider that i wasn’t there, why did i lie down, let us be quick, sasha, i i beg you, let’s leave, please, i ’m experiencing enormous discomfort here, i feel bad, what are you doing, or maybe this will make you feel better? “you’re doing this, you’re all crazy here , open the door, please, i’m stuffy, but imagine how dolphins feel in a cramped pool, think about the dolphins, that we really need money, any time you and i have, mustache, forgive me, please,
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little thing, you know, i..." i imagined this unfortunate dolphin has nowhere to wait for help, it’s so scary, calm down, we’ll help him, they’re just rolling, he’s brutal, the alien mind will help me, there must be some kind of sign, i must solve at least some crime. captain round, we are glad that the first contact on earth took place with you, we want
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to rid this planet of crime, you will be our extraordinary representative on planet earth, i agree to carry out this mission, i agree, crime will happen. wait, wait, where are you, in two years, days, this is a sign. paper snowflakes on the ground, no, why on
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the ground, paper snowflakes on the window, on the window, window, window, on the window, i’m coming, let’s bring the shovels. we still have to go get the christmas tree, yes, yes , yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, let’s go, where are you , leave it near vanya, let it start from there, don’t get up , how many of them does the girl owe, go, show that you got up, first on the path, i'll go in an hour , are you a man or not, get up, rich, i'm a man, i'm just very bewitched, oh, now i'll break the spell on you, ex, ex, ex, i woke up, okay, the morning has begun, where should i throw it? - then, good morning, well,
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wait, wait, here’s the hammer, look what cans he pumped up, and well done, i’m also in when they were young, they were decent, now they’ve gotten a little me... up, although the sadness remains, teenager, oh, all these psychologists and psychotherapists, this is some kind of opium for the people, they don’t do anything, they take money, and i ’m not talking about those present, i i’m not saying , victoria, you’re really in vain, but your mikhail, i think, would benefit from psychological unloading, but he’s a wagon, or something, why should you unload , i’ve been coping on my own for 20 years, i’ll probably still be able to cope, god, korichi, pitanka, korit, you just didn’t
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go around, i’ll open everything, oh, damn it, oh, the tree is burnt, oh, the tree has arrived , look what a handsome man from the ruby, what a small little beautiful tree you killed and raped before that in a perverted form, i just don’t understand there are so many living trees around , i don’t want to cut it, why did you cut it down, it means every frost i must do three things for the new year: build a snow town, take a steam bath and cut down a christmas tree with my own hands, and then we will all get together and dance around this corpse and take axes. let's go see who's there today they were cremated for breakfast. if you looked after the oven as much as you look after your husband, nothing would happen. abejon, let's have some eggs and tomatoes, in the most elegant way.
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ivanovich, in the meantime, have a snack. well done! now let’s refresh ourselves, and then we’ll go decorate the christmas tree. yes yes yes. hello, the news is live in the studio sergei tuguzhe, at the beginning of the episode, briefly about the main thing. canon of the bright holiday. glorious believers are celebrating christmas eve, and the coming night is christmas. angels, a schoolboy from crimea saving our soldiers, became the author of a good action, which was joined by many children. they draw postcards.

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