from a cannon of meat, that is, you did the right thing, yes, but no one would have come to you otherwise, i didn’t understand something, you need a new insult, i spent my best years on you, now i ’m going nowhere, nowhere , this is where to go to your home theater, and the stalinist baby, ivan chakha, wonderful, wonderful, as you celebrate the new year, you will spend it, on you, on you, that i came to get it, yes, what a fool i am for agreeing with go with you, yes, we won’t see any money for dolphins. i don't understand,

you're upset because my dad not sick, and what a tone, he will always be like this now, why? because i’m divorcing you, it was you who pushed me into this deception , do you want me to tell you what pushed you into this deception, the refrigerator is full of vodka, fight, you’re 32 and you’re alone, suddenly there’s such a great offer, you go with yours .

go, i knew, i believed, everyone said, fool, fool, now the first contact will take place. "brothers, in reason, i come in peace, i am ready to fulfill my mission on earth, stop, camera, why are there strangers in the frame, turn off this one already music, man, we're making a movie here , you're disturbing us, throw the set, someone will explain what my character is doing through these tubes,

breathing or drinking? , get ready to start again, ian he will leave the site, or not, and where, well , why, no, juice, yes, thank you, well, can someone say something, is it a holiday after all? who is this mom, or you are so upset that i am not dying, father, please, i must ask for forgiveness, all these years i lied that i had a family, diana - not my wife, and albina is not my daughter, i persuaded them to come with me and play in my family, but what a horror, so albina is not my sister, yes, na-na-na-na, so where?

i found you, dima and i are neighbors, i’m not a psychotherapist, i’m a dancer in a restaurant, a dancer in a restaurant, a caliper compass gives me a vlyashka, but now it’s clear where these lustful therapeutic movements come from, that vika, on his neck, it’s written there, read it, you , read, over there, tavern, what are you talking about, vika, stop, yes, i lied, but i really wanted it to become true, that’s all blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, beautiful words , i don’t trust anyone, that’s right, i don’t believe you, i don’t believe her, that’s right, i especially don’t believe you, but why is this happening? georgy ivanovich, i noticed a long time ago that you treat my nikita with doubt, yes, yes, it’s just my fault that my grandfather is armenian and...

such a drunkenness, i also admit, screw it off, i’ve arrived, to get money to save the dolphins, i wanted to steal from the dolphinarium, take it to the sea and release it, i wonder how, the plan is simple, so let’s take it dolphins, we bribe the guards, yeah, we find a car for transportation, then we come to an agreement at each post with the wrenches , an excellent plan, impracticable, but simple, well , where do you get these aliens, where do you get them? it’s a pity that i won’t become a member of your family, you’re all good, you’re not bad people , nikita, forgive me for hitting you with a snowball, i didn’t mean to, yes, mikhail, you’re a very good person, thank you, it doesn’t matter that you’re gay , thank you, you are very good, thank you, you are very good, nikit, please forgive me,

i didn’t understand who is gay, he said that it’s you, hear you, ichthyander, or maybe i’ll tear off your flippers, but dima said to me, why, tell me, dima, what are you doing? he's a complete fool and this is a joke just take a fork and stick him in from me are you a fool or something a fool or something right come on come on look calm down happy new year oh god who are the neighbors neighbors i when i come up your door is open let me think i'll come in don't worry the doors are closed come in .

dad, what dad, what a man, cool block, by the way, girlfriend, thank you for what you have, what she has, ana.

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let's see off the old city and leave it there conflicts, illnesses, debts, yes, dmitry, geogvich, but... can you tell me where there is a toilet, but there is one on the first one, there is one on the second one, which one is faster, there there, horror, oh, what, grandfather, brought, brought, even more than ordered, quietly, hands up, gentlemen, arrangers,

georgy ivanovich, let's do it without excesses, i propose negotiations, but just stand there, i'll fuck you up. we are not waiting for anyone, and you quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, let's go see who came. no need to bathe, everything is under control, captain, be healthy, i wish you, exactly, general, the atv is yours, i fixed it, drove it, put it in the garage, what is it with you, nervous tick, yes, my family and i sit and celebrate, family is the main thing, everything else, these are the biofields, these are these... craters, aliens, these are the aliens we are uninvited

, but there is no one here, we are alone in the universe , okay, it’s a family holiday after all, and i’ve been waiting for my name, in general, goodbye, captain, sorry, with new happiness , goodbye, well done, well done, georgy ivanovich, well, you need to protect your family. you know it yourself, one awkward movement, uh, where is the old money? krych, well, i’ll shoot you, don’t bother your father , shoot me, firecrackers are already going off, they’re having fun, and i ’ve been in this place for 15 years, even if something happened, even some crime, why am i so not lucky, but dad, dad, i wanted to put the children on their feet, put them up, put them up, what do you have? what a stupid and ridiculous light , there is absolutely no blood, it’s all gone, i won’t

open it at all, they are blank, blank cartridges, i changed them before leaving, blank, so you die, infection, frosty, drink the arrangers, where are you?

sasha, i love you, you are the best, the most. i

i love you very much, really, i really want us to have a little busya or musya, or better yet both busya and musya, happy new year, emily, don’t scare me like that anymore, okay, well done! this is the same thing, if anyone asks, you could say that - i kept the situation under control, i’m on my way, otherwise this is the first time something worthwhile, and i’m not in the business, okay, circles, i’m kind today, consider that your letter reached grandfather morozov. thank you, gernavich, thank you, happy new year, happy new year, for

everything, yes, yeah, for what you showed during the defense courage, resourcefulness, i express gratitude to the selected morozov brigade, hurray, hurray, it’s a pity, our mothers don’t see this, huh? oh well, but our video was watched by 100,000 people. i showed my publisher to a friend, he wants to publish stories, if you don’t blow up , of course, folder, what, i ’ve been dreaming about this all my life, well, folder, only you’re seriously

involved in this business, yeah, and give the store to vika, understand? vika will look after the store, of course, my golden head, my golden hands, i’ll make an agreement with the editor, georgy ivanovich, don’t worry, well, do n’t you regret that you came, are you crazy, dad, i’ve missed you terribly all these years, forgive me, please, forgive me, and where is he, look closely, she’s good . the real morozova, actually i have a different last name, actually everyone in this house has the same last name, but what kind of proposal is this? mom, don’t be stupid, of course it’s an offer, we agree, dad, teach

me belly dancing, i’ll work on a new novel, let’s better teach you a course. psychotherapy, it's faster, i'm there for her now, is this a declaration of war, it’s necessary, the battery , i understand, the necessary snowflakes, on the warmer they remind people, on the magic, on the clotheslines, the snowflake began to sing its song, look what we have here... let’s do it and it’s december outside the window and winter has covered the city an ice blanket, but i know for sure that someday these ices will thaw, return to their nests, finally bake, then

i will play them on the guitar in a bar, i will sing about how long it will take to wait for them in this region. they will fly over me to this song and tell us what many already forget, paper snowflakes on window, reminding people of the molestvo, on the white ropes, in the snow, he sang his song , that... after the video the kopets will still play, oh, i’m proud of you, you did it, we did it, huh?

yes, you may not believe it, but try to open the closed doors and you will remember how fun we sat together in the aroma of tangerines, dressed up, i love it when people call me by my full name alexandra, because this name has a gender, mine! feminine, although malya arkadyevna only calls me that when she wants to push me. alexander, no bite your nails, they will eventually boil. how much more can you chew before this happens? difficult age, lack of parental attention, difficult

age, lack of parental attention, as a result, an acute crisis of originality. yes, poor sasha, there is a crisis of originality, poor sasha, i didn’t understand before what the crisis was, either i’m too original, or vice versa, now i know that i’m too original, who else would have arranged such an amazing new year for themselves, a fun, terrible, everything because a week before the new year i i looked at myself and realized i was already 12. childhood is over, and santa claus will never come. and everyone will still feel sorry for me and talk.

mr. minister, there is practically no oxygen left there, and the door is rotted, comrade lieutenant general, comrade lieutenant general, you are making noise there. dad, don’t you hear, this is not yours , they only have oxygen left for half an hour, maximum, what to do, what to do, what to do, or maybe tradil, but so as not to suffer, smart guy, decide, if the doors don’t open, then we’ll all we'll sit down, at least, but that's not the worst thing, what? people can die, a useless rest,

well, where is your vaunted specialist, here he is, in the wall, leave him aside, what are you, who are you, colonel, convicted birch tree? i'm sorry, but what difference does it make whether he has a beard or not? listen moroskin, berezkin , what difference does it make to me, in short, i have a general there, a deputy minister, a man of golden soul, but wait, he entered the laboratory, through this one, through this door, just like that, and she, you see, it has a combination lock. and they closed it, it doesn’t open, no one can open it, they have there's oxygen there for 10 minutes, you won't try it,

but let's see, the stones have been removed, oh my little one, you're the wife in the room, the lock is german, and there are 2 million combinations, right? they’ve been putting it on for a long time, they’ve been doing preventive maintenance for 2 years , no, but there were complaints, lately he’s been moping, he’s not working well , he’s sweating, probably, no, he’s not sweating, you’re an eye, but your general, it’s dull, it’s not the right word, waterer.

i have children, two daughters, i don’t want to go to prison, but why so, it’s ready. oh, comrade general, lieutenant, we were so worried, happy new year to you.

well, happiness fell on you from the birch tree, what happiness, i say, fell on you, 100 kilograms, no less, now the birch tree will knock off your sentence, it’s a pity, yes. if only they sent more guys like this, otherwise they send all sorts of crap, no , you explain it to me, berezkin, i can’t understand anything, the activist is lashing out at me like a fool, don’t worry about it, then the thieves steal my rations, well, i can’t help it , and what is the difficulty, i’m a gurzon, it’s too early for you, you first go through a man, or at least a hillock, well, since he...

and how much of a problem are you? three is too much you need to look for a bonus, but where to look for a bonus? and there’s an informer, the golitheus is erasing the beginnings, you’ll find 100 dollars in her pocket, berezkin, what’s this conversation? where did you start with 100 dollars? comrade colonel?

vacation, the deputy minister said, he will give this santa claus a gift for the new year, he’s happy, but why only january 3rd for evening verification, like a bayonet, but what about armanich, who is now santa claus instead of me, they don’t recognize the other guys, nothing, i will play, they will recognize me. i have a request for you, in moscow, buy a purebred puppy, based on its face, i’ll find it for my grandson promised, keep it, yes, yes, here, let it be , the clumsy one is asking you, let's fly to him, thank you, citizen-boss, but wait, berezkin. “you know, in this game of yours, i

won’t put the sharpener here, my godfather finds it anyway, tell me where to hide it, no one will find it there, i shouted that you are going to maryana, they told me that you are going to see your wife, lucky you?" i’m a professor , i’m a professor to woo you, a zamarya, but i have a request for you, professor, you’re planning on it yourself, you understand, i’ll call until the bell rings, i ’ll sit in jail for the rest of my life, why not, isn’t it a grandhotel, i just don’t smear one shmuli, you’ll ram it for me, you ’ll get it for me for the lads for a special tooth at the party, and also for the guys of the parishioner to refrigerate.

if you screw up, you’ll be our santa claus, so to speak, here’s a little guy, this is a list of things, your hanky, a window, buy your wife something, definitely, thank you, and this is for you, this is for you, so you don’t get too tired, for good measure, look. if anything, immediately lather up, i understand, the beast is the most fierce, there is no need for pity, i am chush, so that means i’m not a beast, razenbaum. shakespeare, what do you think?

professor, am i an animal? hey , you’re cool, you came from somewhere, i’m walking, not noticing, looking over... the girl has picked up some manners, for example, where did you pick up, where did you pick up, how cool it’s taking, now i’ll fall or turn around, i’ll go, i’ll go, i'll go, she's cool, baby, okay.

everything perishes, and she goes, she has a lot of talent, the nobles go their own way, let them go their own way, they follow her to their great victories, you go, this guy hurries, there’s a twinkle in his eyes, finally a twinkle, he’s savvy, he’s thinking what doubts are there, this is not a dream, the girl is really a freemason, a freemason, a freemason, they are sitting scratching their heads, this is not a dream, they are flattering themselves with hope, it’s really a pose, he was almost

alive, but he fell asleep in her bed, he died in her bed, it’s crazy, it’s a style, it’s really a style , y a style. really style, style, really style , here you go, okay, how - where am i, listen, commander, i stuck my wallet somewhere, well, oh, you see, a new one. well, now i’m running like a bullet, and i’ll leave you a deposit, yes, well, what are you, commander, and, well, well, we used to all live together in our country,

mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad i stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed , something needs to change, you are young, successful, beautiful, your mother gave us a message, the main thing is only... to find it, you are sure that when you run away, you will find your parents, don’t worry, we will find it, is it possible to say that sonya will soon have a new mother, yes, where are they , i’m not responsible for the children, children of an oligarch, choo-choo, two children were stolen from the orphanage, daddy , who are you, okay, take a rest, yes, that’s it very bad children, there are no bad children, you are muddying the waters here, everything can be changed until the very last point is reached, now this my children, the secret of the premiere, today on the first

, uh, veda, a product of the stellar group, i’m happy like someone, i’m happy for 100 years, but my heart cries and hurts, cries and hurts, my love, she doesn’t like loneliness, her flights will not end, hey yes hey yes hey yes, hey yes hey yes.

christmas with grigory lepov tomorrow before and after the evening news. you, come here, no, just like

that, you bastard, you’re tired, look. wow, ha, gotye, horse, yes. so, hello, berezkin, where are you from, outside of prison, did you run away or something, happy new year, i wanted to give you a surprise, but it wasn’t until... i, you know,

i put my wallet somewhere in my bag, and a taxi is waiting for me, listen, don’t hold me like that, i’m from you, i took them from you here in the closet, why didn’t you say that you bought furniture, berezkin, where are you, where are you? , where, i’m at home, on semenovskaya, oh, you opened the door, vova, how can you not... open it, goofy, your own door, run from there, bova, run, wherever, lord, wherever you want, i’m an apartment sold it, you broke into someone else’s house, you understand, berezkin, it’s good to fill it, they haven’t changed the door yet, they have an alarm system, you cretin.

brother, brother, where are you, brother, jump here, brother, well, brother, don’t be afraid, jump, he jumped over the balcony, wait, wait, i’ll shoot. hello, golya, why

are you wearing a woman’s fur coat? you stole it, bought it for you, why did you put it on yourself, it’s cold, gal, come on in, darling, i’m a gal, you understand. i lost everything, gifts, money, i’m surprised at your indifference, berezkin, you lost me, me, you know, and not your stinking gifts, not gifts either, but now the prisoners will tear me to pieces for money, well, that means our divorce won’t upset you particularly , it will upset you, i’m coming to you i was driving, what did you want, i’ve been here for 6 years already.

i’m leaving for israel forever, what are you, gal , what kind of israel, you’re russian, my fate is jewish, fate, so you’re marrying a jew, for this, this, this is another mistake, yaavova took it. and bought myself a historical

homeland, i am now a jew through my mother, reign of heaven to ivanna, but what about me, you, you, as you were, so you will be, vova berezkin, forever promising, if only you could become a normal thief, people are still they laugh, you remember, standing, they standing, and you sitting, now, whoever takes small things is imprisoned, yes they would never have found me in my life if i had accidentally left my passport and a certificate from the reu, well, of course they found me, oh, some

unlucky vov, and i’m unlucky with you, i had to have children, but what does that have to do with it, it’s just you and i are different... people, yes, i’ll go, where, well, where are you going for the night, look, stay, no, i can’t do that, but in your zone they don’t snore, or what? we have this asshole, berezkin, wait, vova, do you hear, take this your computer with all the shoulder straps, you see, i saved it and take another 100 bucks, please don’t, what are you doing? well, what do you know, take a fur coat like , well, why do you need me in africa, i ask you, take it , and then israel, this is not africa, okay

, come on, and you won’t freeze, but now i don’t care anymore, i don’t feel anything. like this? don't you feel it? i’m leaving my family, leaving my homeland, and you? where the hell am i going? bereskin, but you loved me, well, at least a little, bereski, gralka, of course, i loved, remember, for a long time there... in may, back in the spring - on a river bus - well, you and i sailed along the moscow river and i read to you the daw shagan you are my shagan shaganet this wasn’t going anywhere we are with they didn’t swim with you, i read to you, take your

shuka, i read to you shaganeri, don’t get lost, whoever you were with, get out of here! this can’t be, it can’t be, volodya, let them sing my song, let it fly, let it shine. i’ll give you a song, this, this song about 5 minutes, and 5 minutes, 5 minutes, and my hours will wait soon, 5 minutes, 5 minutes, make peace with those who are in disagreement, 5 minutes, 5

minutes to sort it out, if strictly, even in these 5 minutes you can do a lot... 5 minutes 5 minutes a piece of paper was dropped, this is yours, berezkin, a former electronics engineer, aristarkh khrastopchin, former state duma deputy, your leg has grown. and it usually grows at this time, maybe we’ll take the dishes to me, and where, the metro bridge, you know, you live behind the bridge, no, directly under it, under the bridge.

“you see what kind of condition i have, and what does the condition have to do with it, i’ll tell you for half a minute, but i have a condition, a condition, for a condition , so that it can be, aristarchus, you have a lady at heart, there is one, give her this fur coat, a fur coat , she’s a fox, and why should i give it to you, i’ll take cover as you wish, here you go, this suitcase can be sold on the radio market, and

brother, it just needs to be in good hands, wolfhound, check it out, have you ever thought about death, yes, of course, it depressed you, no, on the contrary, i’m glad! and why? because i wasn’t thinking about my well-worn death, oh, she was a bitch, but such a bitch, a jackdaw, left my wife, and i lost all my money, zakovsky’s, and... gifts too, okay, i ’ll go, don’t stand against the wind,

your mother, oh, well, i convinced you, but

i didn’t understand your last phrase, i said, you should remember about your mother, and the nose, what nose? should a person have a beautiful nose? i’m unhappy with my nose and

there’s nothing you can do, even your chekhov wo n’t help, there’s a crisis of originality again, i can talk to you like a woman is a woman, he’s forcing you to sit with me, why are we hanging around here like two from the cold, you also want to have a blast , to get high on a holiday, you’ll leave slowly, well, you’ll leave slowly, and i’ll be the only one hanging out, yes, it seems you’re right, we’re too carried away by foreign languages, and what i said, that’s what everyone says, your mom doesn't say that, if you don't trust me, learn from your mom, please, even now, yes, don't flog me with this bullshit, if he

doesn't get off his ass immediately, immediately return to your place, alexandra, i i wanted to learn a little more, business is a very nervous job. amalia arkadyevna, what about the new year, you are demanding the impossible, how unfortunate it is, but we will have to celebrate the new year together, drink tea, sasha, lord, how people lived, felt, urgently. here is a well-maintained mansion with a plot of land hectares in the rublevskoye highway area, price up to

a million dollars. and a phone, so what? moscow, financial babylon, in a city where billions are spinning, to hang yourself because of five green pieces, yes, you have to be a complete idiot, these billions are spinning, spinning, everything is passing us by, but you are passing them by, what is money turnover? you know, i’ll show you clearly, the prisoners gave it to you as gifts for the new year, so the pickpockets snatched it away from you and invested it in some shady bank at interest, so the money is there, the bankers kept everything out of the bank, they declared themselves bankrupt, racketeers run into bankers, take the money for themselves, the money goes to the common fund in the zone, the bunnies give it to you for new year gifts, the money works, give the money,

but it’s not about the money, it’s about the system. yes, what a system, at the second stage i’m no longer there, i ’ve been decided, it’s because you don’t rotate in the money cycle, i don’t understand, you have to take the place of the recipient, who’s behind you in a circle, pickpockets and thieves, so move towards them, no , why, i don’t want to, well, well, well, well, wait, wait, it’s your profession in the hands of vova, here you are, i’m an engineer, in the money cycle, a place for an engineer, i’ll buy a mansion, price up to a million dollars, house - six, apartment 21, well, tell me, which of the honest citizens can have a million dollars, if it’s not us come with you, engineer.

come on, professor, i give it!

this is interesting, but god, what am i doing, what am i doing? i came at the first call, dropped everything, and your bosses told me that you can’t, you’re too busy, these are not my faces, these are your faces, and not your bank, and who else is this? how could i! your cardan, remember,

you’ve arrived, i’ll correct it a little, please, yes, do you think it’s better this way? and that there is something in this, sit down, kryshkin, by the way , i can lie down, sit, i said, why are you, well, well, why, if you are behind this red-haired woman, all the companies to which you gave loans, starting

with autumn. they turned out to be fake, who told you, what’s more, they all belong to you, what nonsense, you decided to rob me. and now i ’ll decide whether you lie down or sit down, you understand, this money, you understand, in a year or two these teeth will crush you, gobble you up, devour you, bandits are all around i have only one place to live, you know, i’ll find it above the cliff, but i won’t have sasha! what life doesn’t teach me, but it will teach

you, kryshkin, how? how did people live, and how did malya arkadyevna feel? i’ll fly to geneva, i’ll come back second, the money should be in the bank, then we’ll just part with you if there’s no money, yes, yes, of course, of course, i understand, what do you say? please, thank you, well, you mean girl, i’ll try

to come back from the thirty-first, and if it doesn’t work out, don’t sulk, i’m sorry, mom, i’ve already forgiven you, but what are you like? mom, you said that life doesn't teach you? yes, that's why you're leaving me. wait, were you eavesdropping? well, you 're eavesdropping too. this doesn't concern you. happy new year, mom. happy new year, happy new year, happy new year, don't worry, everything will be fine,

alexandra, you talked to your mother, sashenka, sashenka, and the boy. everyday life, why, why did people live like that, feel so subtly, why don’t they feel anything now, poor, poor sasha. what, what, yes, if you ever visit leithaha, you won’t look at las vegas, security, this is from apartment thirty-two,

now they’ll bring us a training device from the store , you’ll miss it, but no, we’ve lost our million, why are you bothering, okay, why do i need a million, i only need 5,000, well, who are you going to steal 5,000 from, honest workers who collecting money for old age, painfully guessing hand!

may beetles, not a disabled person, go, go, hang yourself, i won’t save you, in the morning you’ll hang blue and... and you go, security, at sixty , santa claus will come to the apartment in the evening , let him through, okay, at sixty, santa claus, i understand , look at the coin, what's there, eagle, in sixtieth, that's right, come on in, wait,

what are you saying, really, it's me, the elevator is over there, it's reached the point. attention, birch, i see santa claus, i’m going to intercept, i have no time, no time, you have reached the last level, 30 seconds before the alarm turns on. a hint for stupid people

, the lock code, the start time of the new year, i wish you good luck, not a damn thing, birch, birch, all santa clauses have been neutralized, as i understand it, crap, snow maidens are coming, thank you so much for your support, for your love. a year ago, on the night of january 10 , ice age star roman kostamarov was taken away to the intensive care unit. nobody expected that this could end. the athlete's family prayed for a miracle. the skater was in a coma, suffered a stroke, and sepsis. nekros began to destroy the body of the olympic champion. 16 operations, he survived. there was support from all sides, from the whole country. cool dad, isn't he? very cool. our exclusive, chronology of that fateful day. which divided the life of roman

kostomarov into before and after. he was an absolutely healthy, normal person, who coughed twice the entire time. what will his close friend, with whom roman then went, tell a doctor came to the bathhouse and literally got the athlete back on his feet. no prosthesis moves on its own. egor, by the way, also has one prosthesis. this is constant daily plowing. exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere. watch after the evening news.

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collected like one vakzhal, setting off on a journey into miracles, the time of the new year is four numbers, december 31 - 31:12 - 31:12 - no, uh, midnight, but 12:00, but, ah, the beginning of the new year, new year on the. it's 12:00 starting 0 4:00!

and here they are, well, thank you, this is for my work, thank you, gentlemen, thank you, gentlemen, eh?

you have big problems, girl, i am santa claus, well, the gray one is for sure, this is the sixtieth apartment, you didn’t get to it. but i got confused, but i didn’t, in short, citizen berezkin vs, serving a prison sentence, this i’m giving the cassette of your documents to my lawyer, if anything happens to me , come in, makarov, hello,

hello, coming, also you, in general, makarov, keep this. if anything happens to me, you will tell the police, understand? let's go, i'll see you off, goodbye, uh-huh, got it? yeah, sasha, who is it? santa claus, can’t you see that he’s tied up? i am makarov, i profess the ancient cult of voodoo. our sects, every year on december 31 , go to the bathhouse, no, we make a sacrifice of fresh santa claus, now it’s clear, yeah, not a word to anyone, yes, makarov, if you want, come in

later, i’ll give you some blood to drink, congratulations, you’ve won! in the competition, in which competition? who will reach the safe? you passed all the tests and i take you as a partner. where are you taking it? partners, unless of course you want to get another term. where are the adults? where is your dad? there is no dad and there never was. mom left before the second , can i call the security downstairs? uh, no, no security needed. you know, you don’t even know, that’s who you contacted, and i have.

and they’ll cut your and your lawyer’s ears, well , sorry, sorry, sasha, there’s some guy there strange, he says to your apartment, his friend got in and doesn’t come out, what, there’s no one here, you can look, otherwise he’s probably drunk, okay, sasha, sorry for bothering you. did someone want to pull my ears? oh, ugh, oh, oh, legs, oh, ah!

listen, alexandra, let me go , i haven’t done anything to you, i ’m a prisoner without rights, i was robbed, and my wife left me and i... why are you, how weak you turned out to be, you

know how many people like you are on my account, you’re not afraid that i’ll rip your head off, i’m not afraid, your eyes are kind, what have you come to, but no cool, i'm a girl, you know, i'm not cool , not batman, not... lucky, alexandra, don't mess with me, you'll become unlucky yourself, in my opinion, you have low self-esteem, so you won't be of any use, true, yes, but we will get you in order, this is my uncle vene, from alupka, and this is vanya. our driver kryshkin is great, he’s a provincial

, he’s afraid of everything here, you look after him, van, so he doesn’t get lost, san, there’s no market, i won’t sleep in the closet anymore, well, excuse me, you’re my sister, who are you to me, i don’t know , who are you, my feature, i’m with you, i’m flying away, who are you, my sister, who are you to me, i don’t know who you are, my bird, i’m flying away with you, you tell me, forgive me, and you won’t be with me, i’m staying with you. kiss me, it will start again, i

don’t know how to wait, parts fickle, but not for me, assurances, thin fingers, who are you, my sister, who are you to me, i don’t know who you are, my bird, i’m with you, i’m flying away, who are you, my sister, who are you to me, i don’t know who you are, my bird, i’m with you, well, self-respect has awakened, it’s not me, and what are you like? myself you see, i see myself in a coffin

, there’s a sign on my chest, a thief, a coward, a loser, yes , i’m not batman yet, and it doesn’t smell like what you want from me, little monster, let’s eat, you ’re hungry, i guess i’ll tell you... and i'll tell you, hmm, do you want to rob the teachers' room or the principal's office? bank, bank, why doesn’t your mother give you money? we’re just going to rob my mother’s bank, why? i want my mother to stop being a banker and become a mother, is there no other way? robbery is not the most difficult of my attempts, but what the hell do i care about

your attempts, you are mad, you drove a child before... november, you forgot about the tape, you are in my hands and must obey me, a thief must be legally literate, the security saw you and me coming here, and you said that i am your uncle, and your worth is worthless tape, your documents, and i’ll tell you that i lost it, i’ll come to the police myself, i ate it, take your junk and give me my clothes. santa claus has arrived, santa claus is leaving here, lean on it, this is amalya, my governess, always ruining all plans, what to do, zip up

your pants. are you uncle venya, have you forgotten or what? and molar, what, sashun, didn’t expect you at all, let's quickly put everything in the refrigerator, this is for you for the new year, and where is amalia, yes, she went to the store for shopping, so you stay, but no , the plane was delayed, i was literally 10 minutes ago, mom, and then you understand, i have no time. oh, who are you? hello, good evening , happy new year to you too, and you, excuse me, i’m from alubka, i’m from what, excuse me, noble, from

alubka, i, venya, oh, mom, this is vladimir. berezkin, our computer science teacher, and what does our veney zalubki have to do with it? vienna, you understand, here we are, amalia arkadyevna set the table, left, the phone rang, vladimir sergeevich picked up the phone, and there was venya, he said hello, yes, from the dove, hello, yeah, i see, don’t be shy, vladimir sergeevich, this is my mother, olga vasilievna. very democratic, even though he’s a banker , come on, you’re asking for god’s sake, i saw you, i thought , a thief got in, mom, he developed an educational game for the door, brought it to show, the author is berezkin, yes, this is how teachers go to their students, yes, actually, about sponsorship, remember, ah, yes, yes, yes, you

know, sasha’s favorite subject is yours, she literally raves about computers. and this idea i like educational games, we can watch it right away, maybe it’s not worth it, the music is good, very familiar, there’s something i can’t figure out here, vladimir sergeevich, explain, let’s choose a level.

and the last mission is an escape, i don’t know, and so that the guard from the tower doesn’t hit me, it’s game over, the game is over, it’s written here, it’s the same thing, it’s like an educational game, a class, but what about olga vasilyevna, let the children go straight away getting ready. why, after all, you have a commercial lyceum, especially since god himself ordered it, petrov, you, excuse me, what, what were you going to call me, yes i am, excuse me, yes , by your grace

i spent a day at the airport, okay, i’m on my way, excuse me, i have to go. it was nice to meet you, we will definitely talk to you. is there something wrong? haven't met before? no, i don’t think so, so what? we need to talk seriously. uh, where are you going? “my father also very often went on business trips in the new year, i still remember these ruined holidays, it greatly influenced my character, i grew up,

how can i tell you this, well, a weak-willed person, or something, what if in new year my mother was leaving, then it’s unknown what would have happened to me, i could have gone to jail, or what, i know that i’m to blame? but i have a very important meeting, and sasha is a completely reasonable girl, you leave her alone in the new year, it’s scary, you’re poisoning my soul , i understand everything. thank you,

on the second olga will return to all of us, and on the way from sheremetyevo, we’ll kill her, but we can’t, first destroy all the documents, my signatures are there, and there they are, go, destroy it, she locked everything in her safe, if we open the safe, you get out of here, you’re the security, i saw her somewhere, hey, prisoner of war , why are you picking on my mom, you have a good mom , that’s what we’re going to rob, uh, i understand you, but do you even know what a bank is , i know, this... the same system that we have at home, and the security, they will kill you, you fool, the fool himself, the security is under control, you see, a beeper,

i’m calling my mother’s office, giving a signal, so what happened, please, who it says? security guards, mom can listen to the whole bank, microphones everywhere, not nice, right? ugly, well, well, you overheard the guards, what next? we we’ll put them to sleep, like you, but with what? champagne? our guards are real bandits, kolya kryshkin brought them, all the bandits drink, and even on new year’s, like a robber to a robber,

it’s incredible, it’s her, it’s her. sasha, sasha, sasha, sasha, sasha, what, sasha , how old are you, well, 12, like, like, like 12, this, no, it can’t be, you must be, and it doesn’t matter, you know, you know, i knew yours.

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hello, santa claus, this year i led myself 0.000, and this is very good, what is it, this invention, my computer, it shines, and what this color gives, darkness, you can’t see anything, it’s like that. do you think i’m flexible , a little bit, no, no idea, now i’ll try too, please invite an osteopath to the studio, ordinary three-year-olds, they have a blue tractor driving through the fields, and artyom began to pick up a rhythm at the age of 3, the best , christmas special, tomorrow on the first.

our dear is the best, i’ll tell you simply, we’ll sing and have fun, ledo 19.

why did you come then? you can earn without any risk, but not a million, of course, not a million to earn, aristarchus, you can captivate a woman in one day and have her spend the new year with you, how many women? one, smart, intelligent, adoring? chekhov's characters, well listen, i'm the spitting image of chatsky, chatsky - don't say anything to the old people, we 'll figure it out, listen to me carefully, what do i need, lifting equipment, route to follow and definitely a photo, full face, profile, yeah, what

's your front view huh? they will guess, but will not prove, everything must be natural with blood, you all must have broken faces, someone burst in wearing masks?

his autogen doesn’t take him, where i don’t know, but find a craftsman, and how can we find him for you in 2 days, we have to blow it up, we’ll demolish half the bank , we need a safecracker, a specialist, berezkin, they want to kill her, but you called your mother , yes, i don’t know where, i need to tell your guards , they are guards, but well... never mind, i’m a reasonable girl, i’ll call the police, yes, yes, this is the most correct thing, i have no power anymore, 5 minutes, 5

minutes , girl, where are you from, address, first smolensky lane, building 6, apartment 21, smolensky 6, apartment 21. worthless brat, now we will determine your phone number, send an outfit and put your parents on trial, hooliganism, robbery, so what, can you imagine what they are doing, yesterday some guy called, said in the same apartment twenty-one itself, they will kill santa claus , not weakly, but they are joking, ah, ah, my minister, the general, is a man of golden soul, i saved his life, call quickly, so, so, so, oh you , here, please connect me, the deputy

minister, the magpie general, is taking it. relatives have lunch, sashenka, can i have a minute with you, she asked for time off for the new year, what is it, your man is working, when did he have time, i

’ll give him a break, today, no need, see how good they are, it can’t be, got it , we need to act like an aristarchus , you said that they need a bugbear, but this is yours, ours, and this is on... masha, yeah, this is this, and this too, why on the volga, let's go in a ford, what are you doing , little one, or something, they know her like crazy, i understand, it’s them, you

’re sure that this is the best way to meet. of course, kolya kryshkin met them like that, well, good luck to you, we’re catching him , it seems to me that you’ve gone crazy, a komikaze, guys! this is not a road, but a medeo skating rink. i don't know, man, but you got into such money, i understand. well, what do you understand? so, bro? the family budget collapsed, so what, guys

, my whole family is behind the fence, you’ll figure it out, they accepted it, yes. i entered graduate school, i wasn’t so happy when they found out that i was a specialist in safes, right away bro, bro, i generally understood, in kind, trawling, fighting cats, tundra, across the wide volga, yes, i had to leave a deposit, forget about it, nothing, when today they promised 10 thousand for the safe, yes, yes.

don't you believe me? why are you helping me? because i am batman, man, bat, believe, believe, believe, believe, believe, happy new year, i came to see you to congratulate you, i’ll just be a minute. are they waiting for me, aristarkh lvovich, the same one? yes, the same one? oh, amalia arkadyevna, how blooming this is, and what a lovely fur coat, i like it too, don’t you? yes. and you know, it's funny, but aristar khlubovich invited me to move in with him. nonsense, of course, at our age. whats wrong with that? move in with him? yes, he lives, i

forgot, either behind the metro bridge, or in front, but something very romantic, new year, the year is no longer a new year, new happiness, what if they don’t drink? in the new year, don’t make me laugh, you have a brilliant plan, you know, brilliant. go home immediately. well, please, i ’ll hide there near the bank, they won’t see me. firstly, your mother will call, you will tell her everything. and secondly, i said, immediately home. didn't you understand me, or what? listen

, you take your legs off, i still eat, but you always eat, damn it, yeah, in 3 hours you’ll cut it short, in such conditions, guys, i can cut the diamond fund, in general, well, well, you won’t have time before the new one years, we’ll blow it up, only... yours will be covered, and so will the volga, i’ll go and have a look, everything is going to hell , someone will also come with me, what happened , the org is arriving in an hour, the bitch couldn’t sit still, you know, this has to be done now, right now, everything should be natural, callan with blood, he said it himself, yeah, he’s digging a safe for us, we we call the cops, everyone must be in place,

the whole shift, and olga, division of labor, come on, kolyan, work, i ’m doing my best, otherwise we won’t leave you either, yes, yes, yes. and your urka won’t knock, after the safe, we ’ll end it here, we’re security, we ’re guarding the bank, yes, yes, everything is correct, well done, everything should be natural, amal?

put it, let's imitate a mess, good bye olga vasilievna, good bye, did you fall asleep, bro, and the machine is working itself, let's, bro, spend the old year, or something, i grabbed the container here, well, you are prudent, khanka, and champagne, we don’t drink, bro, sugar, listen, come in, wet your throat, thank you,

listen, sugar, where is that? they dug up a freak, don't hurt me, bro, go eat it , bring it, hurry up, bro, don't click, you could also get down to business, why, at least crumble the furniture so that the cops believe that this is a robbery, not yours, but what if ... you were attacked, then there must be traces of beatings on your face, and otherwise it’s all bullshit, damn, everything is correct, kolyan said, your faces should be crumpled, for sure, everything is in kind, in the truth of life, who will beat you, and guess what, you and i,

they are in the world in an old and unfashionable car. we have the moon, what is wise here, where we will be tomorrow morning, no one will know, we are rushing along the road at night, it is forcibly covered, very muddy, the windshield, it is not known what will happen to us, the stars are not visible, there is snow everywhere behind the clouds, can you take me to the airport? well, thank you, otherwise no one stopped, how lucky, which of us was lucky, sasha, this is still a question, a blow, nothing, but here is a trace, not a flashy trace, but it’s good, yes, it seems normal.

sledgehammer, you are somehow more delicate, seryoga, well, it’s not the first year we’ve been together, so that’s the point, seryoga, but why is he silent, he’s thinking, obana, and what’s in your nature? i ’ll explain everything to you, van, later , my, it’s veni from the hall, by the way, he

owes me half a pot, we’re clearing up the mess, there’s no more room in this world, and now i’m your bride, together, fry together, i i ask fate a little, so that the road to the beast is not long, seriously, aristarchus, what are you doing here? oh bastard, i'll kill you, listen, old man, you haven't seen a man here, it's there, there around the corner,

okay, happy new year, words, you! thank you thank you for everything, pawan, maybe we can celebrate, but excuse me, i still have dancing. good luck to you, berezkin, i watched this program as a child , and what a pair of pants you have, our stylists with such a bright heroine, the fashion verdict has nothing to hide from its viewers, now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies, a casting has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer , you need to dress up, so to speak. as follows: the candidates are famous actors, tv presenters, journalists, designers, who will reincarnate you, they will all appear in the studio

and try to win the hearts of the audience, who will win, it’s up to you, the fashionable verdict is back, today on the first day, please make our mother happy, this time on your own, without magic, but it turns out as always, something is cold, nastya, i want to write, santa claus doesn't pee, now let's go to the right, one two, three, excuse me, please, have you seen santa claus? “let me pass, in the morning you hand over the suits and delete our number, it’s clear, well, think about what didn’t work out,

so what, everything will be fine, i believe in you, baba frost and the secret of the new year, i’m here with you i forgot my shoulders, the premiere, tomorrow mustache program time, i’ll come to your aid, i’m with you. “i have a lot to tell you, who it is, who you are, i’m asking, what a fool i

am, i didn’t think he would dare, but now the worst is over, vladimir, not just volodya, who are you, volodya,” i myself would like to know, yes, hello, dear, kryshkin, you, not me, but we, the fool, knew that what you want, calm down, mom, i only need the documents that this asshole stole. next to you, do as i say, without nonsense,

i’ll give him the documents and take them, he won’t let us out alive, i don’t care. wait, me first, kryshkin, kryshkin, where are you, i’m here, stop, trunk bro! everything, everything here, so

good, stand, whatever else is in your pocket, here, and what is this, soap and rope. it's a pity that it won't be useful, the folder is here. “sash, wait, how lucky am i, i will have a successful year, and you will celebrate the new year

in the ice hole, take into account all the cartridges, you will have to spend it on me. why is that, because he is batman, happy coming, batman, how painful , what happened to him, he stepped on my soap, and the rope will come in handy. well, how could it be, well, you, you remember, well, well, now you remember , but no, no, we sailed with you along the moskvarek, i read you yesenin’s poems, shagana, you are my shagana , no, i honestly don’t remember.