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tv   Umnitsi i umniki  1TV  January 6, 2024 9:00am-9:46am MSK

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oh tonechka, now you won’t love me, and lightning pierced my heart, your image is like a flower, you struck me with your gaze, oh, uranium, inflammation of the brain, very weak, very, my god! lord, merciful , merciful god, if only i lived, if only i lived , i’ll leave, lord, i’ll leave, if only i lived, if only i lived, dear, dear, thin, completely drafty steel, pasha! you can’t,
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darling, you can’t say, swallow, you’re mine, a vagrant, thank god, now you’ll live long, you’ll remember me, pasha, you disappeared for... rushing into a nun i gave birth, it was for you, i promised the lord, i will leave and will leave if i live, so you left, i never saw pasha again, i sobbed into my pillow, i cried for my love, the first joy of life, my first, purest love.
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we travel very often and celebrate the new year in different cities; a year ago we celebrated the new year in the ryazan region. i like to do quiet hunting, this year was successful, there was a big harvest, we made a lot of pickles and... mushrooms, usually the new year
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is a family holiday for us, so we we gather in the circle of our large family and celebrate, the whole city is covered with snow, we can’t drive through, we can’t get through, but the snow maidens all the roads are open, i congratulate you all on the new year, health, happiness to all, may this day bring you a lot of joy, a lot of positivity and blessings , happy holiday, dear residents, happy new year! cnop gin is a product of stellar group.
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hello, dear friends, quarter-final competitions for schoolchildren from all over russia continue. in previous programs, i have already listed many cities and villages that sent their authorized representatives. now, with your permission, i will list only the republics: dagestan, kavardina-bolkaria, korochaev cherkessia, north ossetia, lania, the republic of sakha, yakutia, and in no case, let’s not forget, the khantamansi autonomous okrug, ugra and the chukotka autonomous okrug. we have foreign guests from the wonderful republic of abkhazia. let me
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introduce you to our panel of judges right away. judging by today's meeting, a wonderful historian, professor at the department of world russian history at mgemo university, doctor of historical sciences, tatyana vasilievna chernikova, judging assisted by ariapag's secretary marina taiburazova, secretary of the panel of judges.
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vologda, fatima shingarova, city of derbend, republic of dagestan, yaalsu khakhimova, village!
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15 minutes before the start of the competition, i approached our participants and gave them the following topic for an eloquent speech: the first condition for happiness, stated the ancient greek sophocolus. hello, dear, hello, yuri pavlovich, i’m smart about the first condition for happiness, said sophokol, i’m afraid i won’t agree with him in this case. everyone's happiness human beings is measured differently and achieved in different ways. let us at least remember gogol's overcoat, when akaki akakevich passionately wanted to receive, buy his chanel, and when he received it, was he happy? of course yes, but did he achieve this with the help of his mind? i don’t think so, intelligence is not a condition for achieving happiness, not the primary basis, but only one of the many means of achieving it, therefore we are all different and our happiness is also different, thank you, 34 seconds,
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hello, dear reapak, hello, yuri pavlovich, i completely agree with the opinion the great playwright sophocles, but i want to remember that a person must have not only intelligence, but the ability to use it, a person who will do just that. will achieve such heights, and heights always lead to happiness, to happiness. in conclusion, i want to say the words of the great alexander gilitsky. a smart person always defeats a strong person, sometimes not immediately, but always. 26 seconds. good afternoon, dear arpak, hello, yuri pavlovich. there is an opinion that people who do not have a brilliant mind are happier, simply because they are unhappy the fact that they have and do not realize all the troubles that occur in this. the world, but smart people notice this, so they suffer when, when they encounter troubles. fools are happy in ignorance, while smart people are able to change this world to suit their criteria of happiness. thank you. this
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arrival lasted 26 seconds. it’s very difficult for me to decide, because all three of them actually said very... sometimes you can achieve happiness, so, apparently, our young man got the most difficult place, but he’s like that order bearer, that i think that a load has fallen on his male shoulders that he can easily cope with, the paths are different, they have different
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properties, green, aren’t you afraid? that they will bypass, it’s worth a try, please, the green path, you can make mistakes twice, drive more quietly, sometimes you will continue further if they don’t overtake. golden mean, yellow. please, the yellow one is yours, i tried to provide a safer path for you, but the red one is apparently yours. ask. thank you. dear friends, today we are finishing our conversation about alexander ii. and the theme sounds like the reign of alexander ii, the game
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will go step by step, that is, for you there will be three key words, these are alliances, threat and music, music, the emperor loved music, yes, yes, he organized it. he played it most often, just be careful with the name of the instrument, and the orchestra was first called alexander alexandrovich, then it was changed into a society of wind music lovers, and... alexander alexandrovich’s favorite instrument was the corneto piston,
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and but sometimes he also played the gillikone. you see the surprise on my face, what you’re so smart, and how exactly did you name this instrument, because, to be honest, i just became acquainted with it, and i have eight classes at the central medical school. in 1872 , alexander alexandrovich organized a large brass orchestra, and you uttered so many different words.
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what international secret treaty was signed in vienna in 1882? three states? which treaty expired in 1887? and that in an atmosphere of strict secrecy , a treaty was signed at the end of 180, which later led to the formation of the entente, everything is fine with us, but i need
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three treaties, otherwise i will count the defeat in this stage, naturally, germany, austria-hungary and russia, penalty points, the next stage, for each treaty there was a medal, anastasia nokhrina, the city of kaliningrad, in 1882. the triple treaty was secretly signed, which marked the beginning of the formation of the triple alliance, and which countries? austria-hungary, germany and italy. well , of course, what russia is like. so already a medal. let's move on. which treaty expired in 1887? now, in general, in the year eighty-seven, an agreement was concluded on reinsurance after the, well, alliance of the three emperors expired. so who is this? russia, austria-hungary and germany. second medal. and
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yes, this is a russian-french treaty, which , well, as fatima said, marked the beginning of antantia, and then england joined it at the beginning of the 20th century. it turns out that i will be forced to give her an order and a medal, so an additional question, please tell me when the emperor alexander ii will be. french anthem marseillaise, he obediently stood up, took off his headdress, listened to him, and what kind of anthem is this? and this revolutionary anthem, can you sing it? unfortunately, i find it difficult.
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as if they were allies, i mean austria-hungary, they began to check, as they say now, alexander alexandrovich romanov, who ascended the throne. and then at dinner in the winter palace a funny thing happened, you know, a funny incident, the austrian ambassador suddenly began to discuss the balkan issue, getting more and more excited, he began to threaten the mobilization of several. army corps, as the operator answered him, and alexander, still in the same imperturbable tone, bent the one lying on table, he threw the fork, that he bent the fork in a tone, no, with his own hands, he bent his fork and in his imperturbable tone, he said, this is what i will do with your two three bodies, but i don’t have it written that in a calm tone, he said, he said it’s impossible , unperturbed, you
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say, yes, we read the answer, the emperor took the fork, bent it and threw it. ambassador's side, that 's what i will do with your two or three mobilized corps, but the point, the point is, dear tv viewers, that he was a very strong man, and little friends he liked to amuse his son niki by tearing a deck of cards with his hands or bending, tying an iron pond in a knot, a clever girl without a penalty point, naturally moves on to the next stage on the red carpet, but we can’t have penalty points here. previously, we all lived together in our country, mom, dad and i, but when mom disappeared, dad stopped looking for her, more than a year has passed, something needs to change, you are young, successful, beautiful, mom gave us a message, its only important thing is
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find, are you sure that when you run away, you you will find your parents. is it possible to say that sonya will soon have a new mother, yes, where are they, i ’m not responsible for the children, children of the oligarch, bye-bye , two children were stolen from the orphanage, daddy, who are you , okay, rest, yes, yes, yes, these are very bad children, there are no bad children, you are muddying the waters here, everything can be changed until the very last thing is set. full stop, now these are my children, the prime minister’s secret, today on the first day, the party manager and exporter, manager,
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made a rapid career under alexandret.
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so he outwitted, so to speak, the system made it, the correct answer, the emperor had several selected candidates to fill the post of minister, they were called one by one for an interview. the first applicant was asked the question, who do you intend to be your comrades, that is, your deputies? witt's last name was mentioned, the second third did the same, they said. i want to do this with my right hand, then alexander alexandrovich, i no longer consult with anyone, said, here’s vita, and it will be great, pomortseva answered, yes.
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and what did they sell instead? i've got k unfortunately, there is no exact answer, but i will assume that they did not sell oil, since we had the best, good oil, and
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i will assume, it seems to me that this is the wrong answer, but let them sell more gas, unfortunately, you are a theorist. igor vinogradov, vologda, vologda multidisciplinary lyceum. alexander ii, and under him , oil cracking was actually invented, that is, a method of processing, and therefore russia itself could process oil and use it for its own purposes. what is the main petroleum product? is it really gasoline? well no, of course not. and to give a hint can? you are not allowed.
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historians call it either nationalist, or slavophile, or conservative-protective, the political part of the program of this party is expressed in two words: unlimited autocracy, and the economic part, national industry, a good goal in my opinion, the signs of this party were three people, what kind of people to the post, the first, probably, will be the high priest or chief prosecutor of the holy synod, konstantin petrovich
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pobedonostsev, the second will be dmitry tolstoy, minister of internal affairs, no, varonsov dashkov, dashkov, this is all great, let’s go to the bank, let’s go, we’re thinking for now.
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newspaper moskovskie vedomosti kotkov. i don’t know whether we’ll give you a medal for this or not, i’m reading the correct answer, stop tormenting you. so, konstantin petrovich, the victorious chief prosecutor of the holy synod, we heard this already on the red carpet. mikhail nikiforovich katkov, editor and publisher of the moskovskie vedomosti newspaper and the russian vestnik magazine, and by the way, the author of the manifesto on the inviolability of autocracy, that is, imagine, there is no position, he’s just a journalist, but a journalist who influences so much...
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this is the party in power, let's give him a medal, we'll give him a medal, let's go to the bank, let's go. there we will have all sorts of mentors, teachers, the system is such that if you answer correctly, then you leave us and go to the semi-finals, if you answer incorrectly, also leave us and go to rest on the bench, that is, in any case you leave, well, this must be answered, look,
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a person should always study on the road, on horseback, without having anything to do, instead of vain thoughts, read prayers by heart or repeat the most short, lord, have mercy, lord, have mercy, lord, have mercy, to which great prince does this teaching belong?
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but there it’s enough just to look at you , you have very smart eyes, so you will definitely be in the semi-finals, on the podium, the composer, one might say, the emperor emperor had a tender relationship with the composer chikovsky, the emperor invited him to you... chikovsky wrote by the way coronation of alexander ii coronation march and cantata moscow, and in general, dear friends, during the reign of alexander ii created many of his own wonderful works. please remind us which famous ballets are. composed
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by cheikovsky in 1889 in 1892 and what world-famous opera in 1800 90 zlata privalova city of petropalovsky chassky secondary school number 27 ballets ballets eighty-ninth is the sleeping beauty and ninety-second is a super kunchik and opera unfortunately i can’t. old witch, well, if you put emphasis on old witch, maybe that’s what it’s called, midnight is approaching, three, remember, well, that’s it, it’s not even serious anymore, really you don’t know, i really don’t know , they answered absolutely correctly, the sleeping beauty of the nutcracker, opera is the peak of the house. i would
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give an order, after all, two ballets, let's yes , no, it's not a pity, a medal, if you have a choice, it's better to give more than less, that's right, orge, diagnosis, your favorite vidta, we are used to not reproducing life by studying, taking. attention to the flow of western life, but to build it by copying the very facts from the life of one or another western state, often without even studying its flow. from this comes our mental and everyday vacillation between different theories, between opposing currents, actions and activities. i already
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said what it is. arseny arreyev, city of orenburg, european lyceum of the village of prigorodny, i can assume that this book was called, in my opinion, we listen to the last music.
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who is the author of this wonderful music , it was written by a nineteen-year-old composer, until
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the end of his life he still did not understand why this composition became his most famous work, the music was born in 1892, that is, under emperor alexander ii, quite recently. this question and this music sounded in program, maybe you don’t watch it , it’s called smart guys and smart guys, channel one, this is sergei rachmaninov, prelude dodies minor, dodies minor, urgent order, and alena khrushcheva, irkutsk region, zheleznogorsk city, limsky zheleznogorsk school number four, sergei vasilyevich rachmaninov, prelude number two, i just wrote tsysmol. but this is the same as what you said, only in latin, smart girl, the order, the fire is over, let’s move on to
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drinking, i watched this program as a child, and what kind of pants do you have, our stylists will cope with such a bright heroine in a fashionable way. the verdict has nothing to hide from its viewers , now there will be a sea of ​​fantasies, a casting has been announced to fill the vacant positions of judge and defense lawyer, so to speak , dress up accordingly, candidates, famous actors, tv presenters, journalists, designers, to reincarnate you, they will all appear in studios and will try to win the audience's hearts, who wins is up to you, fashionable verdict, return!
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leva, she knew about gestational diabetes and hid the tests. to get your place. doctor preobrazhensky. new from the series. from january 8, on the first. be careful with your requests. everything has a limit. this gentleman, observing the activities of sergei yulievich witt, predicted a brilliant government career for him. and he explained: in recent decades. for the first time i met a man who has strength of character and will, and knows what he wants, what was the name of the observer, was he a foreigner? anna yurina, city of irkutsk,
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gymnasium number three, these words belonged to bismarck, and yes, he is a foreigner. medal please. a wonderful, famous saying by alexander tresyev. he was very fond of repeating that russia in the whole world has only two faithful allies, who are they? andrey solovyov, city of tomsk, tomsk humanitarian lyceum, army and navy, the answer is not exact, who is ready? alexey stelyarov, ulyansk region, mainsky lyceum. russia has only two allies, the army and the navy. this is what the emperor said, quote exactly: igor
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vinogradov, the city of vologda, the vologda multidisciplinary lyceum, the russian army and the russian navy. the medal is urgent, for the sake of in fairness, we'll give everyone a medal.
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in which fermentation occurs, people walk around the boiler with hammers, when the slightest hole appears in the walls of the boiler, they immediately rivet it, but someday the gases will tear out such a piece that it will be impossible to rivet it, and we will suffocate, medal medal.
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marina vladimirovna, do you want to tell me anything? let's let polina out as soon as possible, go, dear, go, my daughter , sin no more, said jesus christ, the epilogue is over, it seems like you did a good deed, but i really want to talk to the judge about the russian cauldron. i already imagined, an amazing woman , a wonderful historian, tatyana vasilievna chernikova, i will ask her to tell us who alexander ii is, alexander ii is such a gift of fate, because it is no coincidence that he is sometimes called by those who they write about him, a random emperor, accidents just like that. doesn’t happen, an accidental heir at the beginning, well, he
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became an heir, actually, at the age of 20, and so they prepared him for a military career, but there was a great misfortune in the fate of his parents, and the whole family, the death of his elder brother nicholas , opened the way for him to the throne, so , so to speak, he was an accidental emperor, but he turned out to be very worthy, and the most important thing is that he did not have... never star diseases, he always knew that he was not they were completely prepared for the throne, so i had great respect for professionals. the most striking example, sergei yulievich witt, about whom they talked a lot here, is really such a favorite of the emperor, and besides, he went down in history with a rare title for our empire, the peacemaker. why do you love witt? you can love witt though would. for the fact that we still travel to vladivostok by rail, can you imagine,
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in those days, in order to get to vladivostok, it took at least 3 months, and the train went on for 6 days, and now i promised as a tv viewer, that we're in the boiler, let's talk about patching up the holes, someday it will all explode, we'll all suffocate, after all, this is not the end...
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years, about which, in fact, stalypin spoke, maybe it's not a matter of reform, but the fact that he was born, no, well, a useless tsar, no, nikolai alexandrovich was quite educated man, but the whole point is that russia was really in that state of a cauldron when, when the big kuso had already been torn out, it was not in a state of a cauldron under emperor alexander ii, it was already boiling.
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say warm words to our tv viewers, our dear tv viewers, indeed this is probably the most joyful holiday, the most children's holiday, because it is a holiday of hope, and i think that on the nativity of christ, all dreams come true, all your dreams will certainly come true this christmas, you just need to ask the lord very well about it, dear friends, you understood this because really. a holiday, a wonderful holiday, even for those who are very grieving, but since christ will soon be born, then there will be easter, there is no death, there is only love, our great country, which is called
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