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tv   Iisus  1TV  January 6, 2024 3:20pm-4:16pm MSK

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hello, um, you are from him, from him, it’s true that he has a message from his mother, of course, meeting tomorrow at midnight, you’ll go, we’re not going anywhere, let’s go to the hall. again, yes, okay, come on, come on, excuse me, you haven’t seen the boy in a purple raincoat with a feather, the girl in a top hat, no, i haven’t, kids, wait, you haven’t seen the boy in a purple raincoat, with a feather, the girl in a silver dress in a top hat, no, they didn't see it, guys, it was the third bell, the show is starting, hurry up, hurry up, let's go in, the dress is covered in crystals, i i told you, here she is, sonechka, you are our boss today... the heroine of the fairy tale,
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princess, nesmeyana, remember, that means, at this sign of mine, shah, you will sit in the rank, and the deer will take you away, yes i remember, yes calm down, you, i understand everything , i won’t go anywhere without him, who is this, this is brother tsarevna izmiyana, the prince is a crybaby, and the prince is a crybaby, okay, okay, let’s go together, let’s go together, let’s go, i’ll be behind the scenes, yes, i’ll show you, yes , shah, no one, no one could make the princess laugh, but the king promised to give half the kingdom to the one who could, light, what are you talking about? with these journalists,
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honestly, let everyone know, everything will be fine, forward, forward, every year she buys tickets for the same places. grebka likes it there the most. i’ll run to my people and bring out the scene. and you, on command, take out the sleigh with gifts. heavy dog. you give a gift , take her away in a sleigh, and talk to her as much as you like. makes our daughter laugh, he
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will get the princess as a wife and half a kingdom in addition, maybe the children will laugh jealously, guys, whoever wants to, butin, are you kidding me, are you already on stage, come on, come on faster. you fought, you got tired without me, give it to the deer, children, what a shame, calm down, the deer has spoken! it’s no good, talk
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to the deer, just a minute, well, wait, after all , it’s new year, the deer can also speak out, tell me, is it really possible to drive a deer out of his favorite workshop, that is, force the forest to live in a public swamp, but even if he knocked over the cake, the deer knows how to create masterpieces, he, by the way, has awards, and his... swamps of donuts, shut up, shut up, i’m telling you, they’ll fire me, what are you talking about, let everyone know, volodya, vladimir, tsar, take the princess out, okay, now, they’re stinking me up, children, let’s go quickly, princess, prince, get into the sleigh, let’s sit down. take a wider circle, that
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’s it, yes! sonechka, i wanted to go with you bye, sorry, deer , it’s up to you now, so that means you’re behind the scenes, yes, on the fourth bus, follow me, let’s go, don’t stretch out, everyone on the fourth bus, my group, follow me, everyone follow me let's go, excuse me, excuse me, but are you the deer who took the children away?
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god made a person, i was born right during the service, everyone went to the service, and my mother went to the maternity hospital, the picture was drawn by dad after christmas, this is a real christmas night, she ended up in a hospital
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where children with cancer are treated, doctors began to notice that they were recovering much faster, some magic really happened, i would like to wish us all a miracle . an ordinary miracle, they decorated, you know, like a christmas tree, with candies and tangerines, the main thing was how much strength and spirit it took not to eat everything, there were also carts, dogs were barking around the farm, which means the boys went to glorify christ, we, by the way, caroled, we lived then modestly, for us, going to carol is snatching, so to speak, delicious candy, that’s how cute you are, along the street. watch the time after the program. why do we need chinese trees when we can make our own? i decided to create a factory so that all the elements of the christmas tree would be made from domestic raw materials. we don’t just
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wind up finished products, we actually cast and create this product. man, santa claus hats, five children, do you feel like a wizard? a little. i think we will definitely find some kind of couple. shoes for your image, we have a small creative workshop , everything is very individual, we have developed a model that does not have a right and left leg, that is, you can use it either way. porcelain is a challenge for an artist, to do something that no one else does, because it’s kind of not accepted. now the porcelain dust borsk will turn into a unicorn toy. it doesn’t work that way, i’ll have to show you how it’s really done. ours is everything. premiere on january 8 at the first,
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let's go down, don't forget the gifts. hello children, hello, i'm director pavel ivanovich, we will try to make your holidays fun, and most importantly, calm, and where are you, sonya fedorova and mitya mark, your parents are waiting for you at the main entrance. get to the point quickly. your parents are waiting for you, fedorov’s children are missing, the police are on their ears, and i
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never gave my grandson a gift. i've been waiting for this for a year, i've been preparing a gift. well, sorry, gray, i also wanted what was best. i just wanted to explain how to talk about how i will now give my grandson a gift, but now i have no creativity in there is no life, i have a confectionery factory, it was like an artist’s workshop. everything, where should i go now, to the conveyor belt, in which ear should i shout all this to you, that hello artists, why are you shouting, there is a thing, ivan andreevich, you will forgive us, please, well, it happened, no harm done, that’s it mine is already checking the lists of children who were at the christmas tree, i have everything under control, so, i have everything under control, the main thing is to hold out for a day. dad is probably worried, but that’s okay, whoever doesn’t
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take risks doesn’t receive the message, bother explaining that you have nothing to do with it, miracle of miracles, the police don’t eat such noodles, the police, of course, the criminal investigation department, katya, who are these guys, they will take us to dad, but what dad, what criminal investigation department, what is she talking about - then, girl, are you at all? who is she , why did you end up in the arena instead of sonya? and this is my personal business. i promised my brother to find his dad, so we will find his dad. the name of? vasily, gray. what do you mean, sergei? so, friends, a difficult situation, children of an oligarch , bye bye, two children from an orphanage, stolen. how was it stolen? and like this. who is guilty? ale the fool is to blame, and his friend is the larva, but
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can we do everything differently? sonya, hello , sonechka, hello, listen to me carefully, no police, who are you, where did you get the phone from today, hello, your children, we will return the children tomorrow, so, where, where, tell us! on the hill in tyagachevo, we can see it from the orphanage, there are always a million people there, on the hill in tyagachevo, a million rubles, what, a million, maybe the mother of the second child, a boy, can also come, or maybe the boy’s mother can also come, mom, this is a saint , let him come, yes, yeah, if you even touch a finger, i’ll get it out of the ground, understand?
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oh children, bon appetit, hello, delicious. usually, what is the joy of living like this is a festive breakfast,
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it’s not festive, eating a tangerine and thinking that it’s a holiday, and there’s also candy, than it’s a holiday for me, and if it happens, if there’s another holiday, i mean, let’s go quickly, now you will see a real holiday house. look, so what is this? so, come on, what’s on our schedule, skiing, so run outside, run, run, run, they ’ll recognize you anyway and will never take you in, will they take it?
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well, i’m here, throw the suitcase on the lifts, we’re up, and you’re down, i’m kind of scared, sonya is like a daughter to me, and i kind of stole her and am selling her, they said, somehow we’ll
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do the transfer on the go, where are the children, they said? no, you didn’t steal anything, it’s someone else, how do we recognize them, they said, just grab it with your hand, catch it, anyway, i can’t, i don’t need money, but where are the children, where are the children? in the bottle of an abandoned ski lift, yes, it looks like there’s something there for a long time, but no, but if suddenly he behaves strangely, then anyway, in short, folder, everything will be ok, i can do that, i really miss him.
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everyone in this sanatorium has forgotten what justice is, we will remind them of this.
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let's wait until the psychologist arrives, okay, relax, dinner is coming, yes, yes, yes! evan andreevich, please, who is great, i’m great, i told you that our plan would work, no one believed, but it worked, dad, he’s kind of strange, please, i told you, sonya is in a borderline
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state, she demands constant, i would say, vigilant surveillance. as much as i blame myself, i would really like you to talk to them, they can simply know where sonya is, uh-huh, of course, the swans or oh, what a woman to perform, i don’t hear, the swan, what is it, dear adults, we invite you to... the performance that we have prepared especially for you, well, i told you, children are gold, you know, trust is the basis of relationships between people, i’m a doctor, and you can trust me absolutely, i trust you, wonderful, and i saw you on tv in the child psychology program, you can do it
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selfie with you? there are four countries in the sweet world, here once in the east, beyond the sugar desert, sultan sharbet called the honey vizier to him. o great sultan, they did not want to execute, i share with you, honey opener, gather a countless army, go to war against the gingerbread king, he no longer wants to pay tribute to me, just order the great one. soldier, more than one little one, on behalf of the fair princess, i invite everyone, i am the boyar of pirozhkov, i live in pechenegrad , wait, boyar, let the boyar say, let the boyars not say, byukha, apple stage, run,
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and i am a sugar cranberry, on fikas i'm powdery, i'm very sick, but i need to go on reconnaissance, this is you, sweets don’t give up, the battle is like a battle, i am the sherbet sultan, the gingerbread army will fall before me, something is wrong here, well , comrades, colleagues, let’s continue the dining room,
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well, let’s tell uncle vanya the whole truth, how do you like names, katya and kolya, katya and kolya, then, fedorovs, fedorovs, well, since we are the children of ivan fedorov, that means we are fedorovs, and sherlock for sure. well, before they brought you, what was your last name, well, they would have asked right away, korovina is our last name, kaluga orphanage, number 4, room 17, the teacher’s name is larisa dmitrievna borisova, well, as soon as we call, we’ll check, we can check, but most likely they are not telling the truth, they are children. we need to somehow entertain them, let them have fun, relax, let them go, then maybe they’ll tell us something, thank you, dad,
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now we’ll fly into space together.
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uh, dad, i won, i won, dad, thank you for giving us a holiday, yes, it was great, what’s your name, my name is valya, let’s be friends, hey! let's all get acquainted with the new ones, i'm vasya, i'm olya, he'll come, no need, i won't remember everyone anyway, and i'm here not for long, i’ll get a message from my mother and i’ll leave, sony, do you really think that some stranger sent you the message, well, yes , in fact, it’s katya, she’s just not here, clearly , that means she has the message, we don’t know that. or maybe she had it, or maybe she made it all up, well, yes, i had to avoid it, excuse me, right after the end you move with the children, we have
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the fourth bus, if anything, you are katya proshkina, he is kolya proshki, it’s clear, well then i i'll go, where will you go, i'll show you the forest, you'll be lost alone, you're the only ones, i have a dad, i tell him i’ll just call and he’ll take me away from here , and your mother will come, my mother is missing, but she will be found, but of course, lenka and natasha’s mother also died, and vaska also has a folder, that’s all, you’re deaf, i said , disappeared, oh, i keep forgetting, my mother didn’t die, she remember, remember, she went
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to africa. to save elephants, that’s right, but my parents are intelligence officers, foreign intelligence services are hunting for them, so it’s dangerous for mom and dad to get in touch with me, and they’ll immediately catch me, yes, but our mom is very a famous singer, she is very famous, she tours all over the world every day, she has no time, your parents. will they come back? well, how will they return? they died completely. well, don't cry, your mother lives in heaven now. you don’t see her, she looks at you every day , she sees you very well and even hears you. and
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anyway, how do we know? maybe it’s 100 times more interesting there than here, maybe the candies taste better there. i have to talk to dad. so, hi.
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"you, this is my room, and these are my pajamas, this is my family, dad, what about dad, dad tried, and you offended him, now he generally thinks it’s good that you ran away, no one will look for you, he will adopt us, i understand, you take it as if you are sonning us, a psychologist is already visiting us. "children, let's go have dinner, thank you, dad , yes, yes, let's go, daddy , and this is space food, and you're muddying the waters here, how delicious do you think, okay, dad, i think cosmetic food is not
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tasty, but in children's home." it’s worse in the orphanage, in which, in our dmitrovsky, they said in kaluzhsky, so, everything is clear, you’re lying, which means who are you lying to here, you’re at the same time with kidnappers, yes, you know them , admit it, you are one gang, you know everything, don’t be silent, answer when they ask you, where is sonya, what, what, which dad, where do you see dad, sonya, where, mitya, where , who? where are they hiding the address, tell me ivan andreevich , let’s better call the police, they’ll sort it out , i’ll figure it out myself, they’re not quick, now they’ll tell you everything , they’re criminals, they need to go to prison, that’s where they belong, time goes back, great skaters.
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i want us to love each other for as long as we have left to live, so that you please us, your fans, the premiere , the anniversary show of ilya averbukh, today on the first, sit here alone, think,
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sleepy city, snowy city, will never be the same, in the bright glare of holiday lights, it’s not so easy, it’s so accidental, i revealed yours secret, what do you now order to do with her, the sad day did not say goodbye, flew away into the distance, and i was left alone on the edge, gave happiness and disappeared
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, i was looking for you all over the earth, found you in heaven, i learned your secret, if. .. you love there is no death, we didn’t wait for the wolf cubs, we got out they left the hole to look for happiness, hedgehogs were playing in the clearing, the wolf cubs began to say hello, but the hedgehogs in response bristled with sharp needles, they went down the steep slope and saw a beaver, get out of here, wolves, the small stream is not enough for everyone, the beaver drove them away. the kids wandered around for a long time, but everyone saw them as evil wolves and drove them away. so they reached the village. a shaggy dog ​​blocked the road. hello, the wolf cubs said, you and i are very similar. maybe at least you won't
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drive us away. a dog is not a friend to a wolf, you are strangers,” the dog roared. "everything will be fine, kids quickly they forget, you read well, thank you, these are just very good fairy tales, all children love them, but i can read them myself, of course." the dog was ready to tear the wolf cubs to shreds, but a gray shepherd rushed to their aid. move away, haze, these are wolves , they will grow up and threaten you, like anyone who gets in the way of their prey. these are, first of all, children. they need warm
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care, and what they will become depends on those around them. now these are my children. you will regret it, haze, - said the dog. they will only bring you trouble. and evil, it’s not up to you to decide, answered haze. time passed, the wolf cubs grew up, learned to bark, although they didn’t quite succeed, but they had no equal in courage and dexterity. lakhmaty the dog waited for a long time for the shepherd to regret his decision, but more and more often he caught himself thinking that he was regretting that he had given up the happiness that once came to him from the forest.
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you’re sleeping, so, you know what, forgive me, but why forgive me, well, what for? well, first of all, because i yelled at you yesterday, it’s not good, it’s bad, i’m guilty. and secondly, kolya, listen to me, just calmly, okay, i want to be very honest with you, you should know the truth, but i’m not your father, since,
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you know, what are you doing, dad, but that’s how it turns out. i have my own daughter, i love her very , very much, i miss her, i want her back. you said that dad is an astronaut, and he will fly after us, kolya, kolya, but don’t be angry with her, she wanted the best, ivan andreevich, there are journalists there.
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wait, i know where sonya is, where in the sanatorium, our orphanage is there on holiday, young metostoevets. you're a good boy, you go play, and i'll talk to your sister, ok, yeah, what are we going to talk about? good afternoon, television, come in, ivan andrevich, good afternoon, hello friends, thank you for coming, hello, i have a very important message, make yourself comfortable.
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i just really want to celebrate the new year with my daughter, that’s it, that’s it, and stop the broadcast, thank you, thank you, you’re great, you can’t even imagine how much i don’t care about this little splinter, and the most important thing is that it’s on my path, the wealth of my dad, so i’m even grateful to you that you at least... saved me from her, you see, we
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they’re even somewhat similar to you , i didn’t want it to turn out like this, i just wanted to find us a dad, let’s go talk, what are you talking about, i staged this performance especially for her , well, she doesn’t hate sonya, she found her on the internet , it was she who organized this kidnapping, well, i... that i wanted to somehow find contact, but they are criminals, you understand, these are very bad children, there are no bad children, light, kolya, where are you going, and now i want you left here right now, van, what are you doing, well, we went through a tough time together, well, i was scared, i i got nervous, chose the wrong strategy, you know, i once made a very big mistake. and now it’s time to correct it, it’s wrong, you’re the wrong person,
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you’re not a mother for sonya, you’re just not the right person, light, i’m sorry, the children are missing. it’s my fault , let’s quickly talk about the weather, weather forecasters promise a truly winter new year’s eve, snow, wind, blizzard, the coming year, good mood to everyone, yes, vasily, good afternoon, svetlana voeva, oh, yes, of course, i’ll tell you i remember. we have sonechka here, the smithies have disappeared, and the girl,
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katya, well, the one from the orphanage, she told us everything, how it really was , she’s all imagining it, but don’t worry, you’re not to blame for anything, well, of course, yes, let’s do it this way , you will go pick them up now, they are a young metro builder at the sanatorium, sonya knows you, and vanya will be happy and forgive you, and we are now at the factory, in 2 hours, we will be at the factory. thank you. kohl, well kohl, please don’t be offended, we need to go back, he said, he has his own
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daughter, and he loves her, we are not needed there if if you want, then come back. but i don’t want to go where i’m a stranger, we’re strangers everywhere you go, and you, it turns out, are not katya proshkina, but sonya fedorova, why didn’t you immediately tell who was interested, they show you on tv, they’re looking for you all over the world, or rather, we’ve already found it, sonechka, let’s go to dad, uncle vasya, your uncle, i’m so glad to see you, let’s quickly get out of here, well, let’s go. and you just give me back the dedomovites, please, otherwise i won’t have toast, nothing, nothing, my grandfather’s house is already close, not far away anymore, i wonder why you you keep promising, why are you lying,
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lying, lying, it’s already close, not far, you see what all this crow has led to, we’re frozen. no, no, no, we won’t freeze, we will get out, they will save us, kolya, kolya, don’t sleep, help, come on, kolya, kolya. but he will forgive you, but why did you drag me along? it’s somehow scary to be alone, like back then in
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the circus, in the arena, right? okay, together, as if we were stealing, together we’ll give it back, nothing, we didn’t steal anything, i’m not a thief, i was already set up like that once, that my family still doesn’t communicate with me, you know what kind of daughter i have, there she is i saw me jump over the turnstile and cried for 3 hours. dad did something bad, and now they’re going to jail because of you. look,
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what are you doing, where did you run? well , if we hadn’t found you, jump, run, dad, i told you, you’re an astronaut, a real one, an astronaut, an astronaut, just don’t avoid me anymore, otherwise my spaceship can’t land everywhere . you found your relationship, they are at svetlana’s , what are you talking about, well, i told her that they were in the young metro builder, sveta, did you know where the children were,
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why didn’t you tell me, the children are no longer there, i have them. you have, why? listen to me carefully, vanya, your sonya and this little bore with me , you paid with some kind of idiot, and now you will pay me in bearer bonds, light, you will not touch the children, clearly, either the money or the children you will not see again, but shut up, ok, calm down. well, you know, we check the family, i don’t know if the test will pass or not , we do good deeds, we promote moral values. robinson a-101 helicopter, you have violated the airspace of
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moscow. turn around immediately. this is ivan fedorov, i have children on board, i’m flying to my factory. please send the police there immediately. this is fedorov's helicopter, guys, it was fedorov who flew. let's kick it. helicopter robinson ass o1. you have violated the airspace of the city of moscow. turn around immediately, dad, aunt sveta, hello, where is dad and where is mom, dad is already on his way, believe me, he’s rushing at all speeds, svetlana georgievna, hello, oh, thank you, vasily, you can go, okay. fedor, what's going on? sofya ivanovna, the fact is that your dad is a boy
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in the car, don’t touch sonya, let’s go there something is wrong, quiet, quiet, quiet, everything is wrong there, your daddy is a completely ungrateful person, i’ll give him the opportunity to fix it, he’s spinning. nothing, nothing, we’ll break through. who do you see him? yes,
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but would you step away from the car? come here! come here! come here, stand there, uncle gray, let's get out of here, come on, come on, come on, vasya, happy new year, oh, uncle vanya. stay here, wait for the police, mom, mom,
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my little one, where is sonya, ivan andreevich. i don’t mind the money, dad, forgive me, please, sonya, are you okay , stop, show me the papers, here, 4:00, dad, no give me to an orphanage, please , what are you doing, my princess, i love you so much, i love you too
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, i’m sick of this fedorov family, wait, wait, we’re getting knocked up, let’s go, oops, what’s wrong, i don’t know, he doesn’t listen to me. well , do something, let's work, work,
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you're here. svetlana georgien, i will, i will plant. what's going on here? let's go away, i'll explain everything. boeva ​​svetlana, are you under arrest? take it easy, get in the car. kolya, i ’ll give it to you now, wait. i'm happy like you, i'm happy, i'm happy, but my heart cries and hurts, cries and it hurts, my love, she doesn’t like loneliness,
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her flights are not a law. christmas with grigory leps, tomorrow before and after the evening news, my love, come here,
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what are you doing with me? baba frost , please make our mother happy , she works, have you ever heard about baba frost, let’s say, my mother is an actress, and this time i don’t have any magic, but it works out as always, only she’s not happy, they don’t take her for roles, who am i, children, do you think, baba frost on... heard, we need happiness, yeah , maybe husband, our medicine doesn’t have analogues in the world, but can i simply order to this brilliant head, yes, this is my formula, excuse me, please, you ordered the snow maiden, yes, i know, today there are a lot of things, everyone takes santa claus, but no one knows about baba frost , i will work with large strokes,
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but without fighting. you, they almost killed me, she wanted to get into my family and take my dad away, only this is my dad, no one else’s mine, and my mother also dragged in here, of course, a message from her, messages from the other world, i will never, never forgive you .

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