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Understanding 9/11tv Igraem svadbu Rozhdestvenskii vipusk 1TV January 7, 2024 10:15am-11:11am MSK
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work better. and in conclusion, let’s return to the first topic of the issue: orthodox believers around the world today celebrate the nativity of christ. of course, the bright holiday was celebrated with special feeling in bethlehem, the city where, according to legend, the baby jesus appeared. in the holy land, celebrations this year are not on such a scale as usual due to the situation in the middle east. well, this is footage from egypt. coptic orthodox community, there myself. and with this our episode is completed, the broadcast will continue with the programs: we are playing a wedding, a christmas episode, we are watching right now.
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well, my wedding wizards, the bosses have entrusted us with an important task, to hold a festive light at the ministry of fairytale heritage, what is our program? well, like the performance of musical fairy-tale ensembles , festive songs, dances, the musicians are coming any minute, the equipment is charged, everything is working, oh, oh, one, two, one two, what a time two, only once with us there is no second chance to make a first impression, how will we surprise, we can show tricks, don’t you dare turn me into a frog, now you won’t surprise anyone with tricks, well, you’re playing weddings, you’re talking about feeling , you’re talking about love, let’s get the snow maiden married, no one has done this before, for sure, only she and santa claus until mid-january at matinees, yes, a failure, no santa claus for the festive mood, no snow maidens, not
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a failure, we have a backup cast coming into play, arseny, you will be santa claus, and just like that, immediately arseny, nadya, and you will be the snow maiden, and why am i, because everything starts in a minute, nothing not ready, but your name is nadezhda, and where in general your fabulous conscience, you want me to fire yegor, but i have nothing to do with it, don’t stop me from putting pressure on the employees, nadash, natasha, but there will be suitors, galya, there will be suitors, the best heroes. of our releases, that’s it, we’re starting, we’re working, arseny, nadya, santa claus, snow maiden, oh, like real ones, only the best egor is ready with his equipment, golya, make sure that none of the ensembles are out of tune, frost, start, and i ’ll go meet the guests , i walked to you from afar, there was no road... bye, quickly, the guests are already on
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the doorstep, i understand, dear friends, in the program christmas lights, a program of playing a wedding, a performance by the best folk artists of the country, the matchmaking of the snow maiden, and of course, a sea of festive mood, on stage is one of the most passionate traditional russian song teams, the komenan folk ensemble.
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we’ll also give out the woman, sorry, the snow queen , the most important thing is that the suitors are good, i won’t even say that, the main thing is that there are suitors, so, who is our first groom , we meet, the first groom, the hero of russian fairy tales, leshy, leshy, the true a romantic, they say about such people, he is not about money, his... the chosen one can offer a high-quality retreat, birdsong and paradise in a hut; with the snow maiden, a breeder dreams of having her santa claus better cover the forest with snow, this will help avoid the consequences of global warming. hello, snow maiden, as a sign
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of my very serious intentions, i give you my original, floral bouquet of moss. thank you, dear, i really like yours. why moss? well, it has to do with my lifestyle. oh, well, now about your lifestyle in more detail. i wanted to clarify your age, we have a young bride, she, as they say, instruction is needed, as with an elderly person, in the sense of an older man, how to care for him, and so on. how old are you, dear? yeah, what? yeah, come on. more than 100 , i don’t remember, but i would give less, but okay, let’s assume that you are less, less than 100, what difference does it make, really, lord, yes, it makes me happy that you are a true romantic, now this is such a rarity in general , that’s how
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you mentioned in your profile that your life is not about money, by the way, i’m not about money either, god forbid, but... but you can still be more precise regarding your real estate, how many square meters or better kilometers do we have in the forest, there is a lot of it and there is also a swamp, and a swamp? how will it go with us, how will it go with us, mud baths, oh, exactly, mud baths, well, count, pass, pass, pass, pass, and you also have a hut declared for your property, well , i understand, as they say, with chalk, paradise is in the hut, of course, if my dear tasha, here you go, but this is good in the summer, but in the winter, maybe we still have a little shack somewhere there?
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location, i may be a cottage village there i’ll build it up, really, because everything is sure to happen, look, he’s a good groom, i think it’s quite enough to torment him, even if he’s still in good condition, i think it’s time for us to maybe look at the surprise, oh, i i would like to order the most romantic heartfelt song for the snow maiden, you will receive such a musical composition that your forest soul will bloom in winter. green petals, but this is probably my favorite, where it is impossible to pick up unripe bird cherry, and where
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unmarried girls are not married off, so you you understand traditional music , don’t forget about the cadastral plan, in the program of the christmas light, leshev’s favorite song, our favorite musical group, a marvelous polyphony that will make anyone soar above the ground, meet the creative association of...
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and listen, canopy, or maybe should i marry you too? what if, though, alisa, has anyone ever given you a bouquet of corn, no, great, i can’t, egor, if you watch all our programs, you ’ll understand everything.
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where, look, just one face, no, our girls are generally different , they sing differently, and they look different, yes, yes, you think, it seemed, yes, it definitely seemed like the girls looked like something,
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and we continue the christmas light tv show, we play a wedding, and yes, that’s all for us i still can’t wait to find out who the next candidate for our snow maiden’s groom is, what about this? none other than the deputy minister of the fairytale ministry, fly agaric. solid mushroom. fly agaric, has a reputation as an intrigue. in his youth he worked with baba iga, but claims that he only once allowed her to pinch off a piece of a cap for medicine. potions, not for villainous purposes. he carries with him a diplomat with documents for the real estate he owns. by marrying the snow maiden, he
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will be able to become related to the fairy-tale aristocracy and rise even higher in his career.
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we ourselves are music, gagarin forever, today on the first, oh, vodka, veta product of stellor group. hello, grandfather frost, this year i drove myself 000. oh, this is, oh, very good. what it is? this invention is my
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computer. it shines. and what does this light give? darkness, nothing. you can’t see, he’s like that, do you think i’m flexible, just a little bit, no, without concepts, now i will also try , please invite an osteopath to the studio, ordinary three-year-olds, they have a blue tractor driving through the fields, and artyom began to pick up the rhythm of 3 years, the best of all, christmas.
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yakutia is called the freezer chamber of siberia, and for local residents -30 is not a problem at all, -40 is just a slight chill, but about minus 50 they say, nothing, we’ll survive, the temperature is low, that’s why our stopwatch freezes, the whistle freezes, why? walruses don’t freeze, our walruses are hardened, guys, my uncle told me he worked as a driver, that the bus was drowned inside the soldan, with what?
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i declare the cosmetology department open. doctor preobrazhensky, new nurses. tomorrow after the program, you will ruin my institute. plans to celebrate the new year with the children have collapsed, something needs to be decided. only white, as long as you can, pass it! nowhere, how could he escape? sorry boss, your father is missing, i need your help. and what's that? this is for the holiday. do you think
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he'll like it? marina yakovleva. you're jealous, just a little bit, don't be jealous. tatiana orlova. so, let's begin the reunification operation. elena safonova. old ladies in the snow on january 13th at the first, what age are you, are you still getting married, oh, what a picturesque little old man we have, and why?
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well, the topic is of course such a delicate one, but it was a long time ago, we worked together, we had some projects in the fairy-tale ministry, we spent a lot of time together, she is a beautiful, stylish woman, we go there, thank you, yes, well, in general, everything is in within the framework of a working relationship, yes, yes, we will assume that within the framework they had nothing there, you you claim that you carry real estate documents in the same way, as he says:
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further, let’s move on, you also have a vehicle declared, i would like to clarify about this vehicle, so please tell me what the engine size is, well, it’s a basket on wheels , well, the volume is decent, as it should be, after all , i am a deputy minister, well, about 3-4 liters, that is, well, a good basket, powerful, well, how much is it designed for?
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that we won’t consider anyone else about my statement, forget it, of course, of course, it already consider it accepted , wait, we won’t be good in all respects, so we think we should draw hasty conclusions, we also need to consult with our comrades, but can we... ask you to stage something lively, active, so that the snow maiden understands that i’m still i’m also into trends and can start hanging out. are you
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asking for a minister or like a kombucha? both. okay, let's organize it. presenters. there is a unique vocal group on stage that wins hearts from the first notes. he captivated me from just five notes, but try it last longer than three.
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and he hastily poured all the tea out of the pot, adding five stubs to the pepper and onion, adding a stub to the pepper and onion , my tea came out to dinner, once or twice they’ll copy that i’m high.
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in the general ones there won’t be any of ours , they won’t take them into a serious team since we’re just hanging out with them, ready, dare i make me a coat , let me have tea, ready to heat up the seed in the upper room.
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the christmas light of the program, we play a wedding, flies forward in santa claus's sleigh along the waves of your love for a good song, and so on
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in time , another fairy-tale character wooed our little girl. bear. in his youth he was an artist in the gypsy theater. now he calmly breeds bees. he has a good-quality wooden house in an ecologically clean, mixed forest. he needs a woman to run the household together. the bear hopes that she will enjoy a quality downshift. for the beautiful snow maiden, a fox on the collar. don’t be scared, the fur is artificial, but biodegradable, we are modern bears fighting for an environmentally friendly future, come on, my dears, i’ll tell you i’ll tell you, you’ll sew some pairs for yourself, and wear it, wear it, for your health, well, good for you, wear it for your health, for rats, by the way, okay, dear bear, your profile is impressive, i’ll go through the foreign words, so this one is yes..
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.there in the forest, you’re unlikely to keep it, do you hear, you have honey here, maybe we’ll sell it and buy an apartment in the city, how do you look at it, an excellent business plan, we’ll create a honey holding, we’ll buy an apartment, at least two, oh, now we’ll talk more, there will be three, okay, after all, okay, okay, let’s continue the conversation, my dear, look how
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sporty we have. how much time do you spend in the gym? and i have an apiary of 300 hives, it’s like three fitness subscriptions, i lifted the hives, like a dumbbell, right? of course, well, it’s clear that there, right there, yes, there’s a mouse there , buy this bike, you’ll take up cycling, yes, the bears were riding a bike, a great idea, but i always have a good one, the main thing is you take me , partner with a doctor, i will help you, my honey, your ideas, that’s great, we’ll agree, that means, and one more thing, dear misha, i wanted to ask you about your relatives, especially your mother-in-law, they are already like adults. are your parents alive and well? mom and dad are healthy, soft, silky, they live with me, what is the character of our mom? by the time she retired, she had reached bearish zen , but she keeps her claws
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sharp just in case, that is, our mother-in-law will be such a combative one, let’s say, yes, but in business there is no other way, we protect our business interests, so do you family business, that means, of course, and also... did you know that our bride has two children, but you, as i understand it, don’t have any , you accept that the children are strangers, i ’ll tell you what, there are no extra hands in the apiary, but what did you think, my dear, what if you don’t remember that there are children with you, this is a test, a test, keep quiet, they will help you on the farm, but at the institute we will, this one, now all the institutes are paid. let’s come to an agreement right away, the honey business is going to the mountains, we’re opening branches in ryazan and all over the brix countries , we’re building a honey pipeline, and you’re sweet, i’m afraid to ask, even if you want your own kids, that’s how it goes, huh
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how will it go, oh, i can’t just say, oh , what are you talking about, i’m just sweating, oh, what a bear, you ’re good, they’ll be slow, good... them in general, what to watch next, you know, i ’ll say this, that’s from it’s too far for me to go to the countryside for matinees, so bear, excuse me, capricious, well, okay, rose, but i can woo you, it seems to me that we are more suitable for each other, oh, what about an apiary, and i don’t get into mischief at work, i have such a law, i’m sorry, it’s in vain, in vain, i’m old, old, i’m too old for you, so... i’ll fix it, later we’ll sell the medicine, then maybe, okay , let’s see what mishka has prepared for us, another musical composition, the stage of our new year’s light is a group
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, the name itself, which lifts the mood, and if they start playing again, their legs will start dancing, but that’s good. here are young people, all they know is to sing songs, dance, no productivity , no output, no efficiency, no results, yes, none, but in a year we actually traveled to 10 cities, from arkhangelsk to pyatigorsk, so many wedding traditions they showed crafts, costumes, yes ... they made a russian wedding exhibition, this is the one in the all-russian museum of decorative arts, yes, it is, come before january 21st, you still have time, but i’ll take it and come and see what you’re doing there picked up , come, come, mine, seeds, seeds, new, mine
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, new seeds, new, determined, self-settled, self-destructive, she herself stood, she herself was sweet, she loved, she herself stood. the cheerful ones went, they talked, the cheerful ones rushed to spend the night at grandma's, let them spend the night on the starabavka, we can't give away a year spend one night.
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“baba frost, i really believe in you, please make our mother happy, this time on your own.” without magic, well, it turns out as always , something is cold, nastya, i want to write, they don’t write the day of frost, but now let’s go to the right, one, two, three, excuse me, please, you haven’t seen santa claus, let me pass , in the morning you hand in your suits and delete our number, it’s clear, well, think about it, something didn’t work out, so what, everything will be fine, i believe in you, baba frost and the mystery of the new. years, i
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i forgot your shoulders here, the premiere, watch the mustache of the program time, satellite debris is flying towards you, we will do maneuvers, we heard, accepted, bourbon steersman is a product of the stellar group, i will be useful, and you will be pleasant, that is, or and then exchange, what not so with mine. it’s better to drink low-fat kefir , you takitori, you are ahead of everyone, this year i reserved a role for myself, she is small, the queen has a deeply national character, with all the advantages and disadvantages, we want something very, very exotic, she brought us to the new year to a russian restaurant, like a dvina. solve those problems
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that traditionally related to human intellectual activity, the pedigree from the germans worked against christmas trees and the new year, there is santa claus, he is for children, and there is baba frost, if to order at all, yes, many fashion brands are moving into the metaverse, to you home, the new year has gathered like one boxal, sending you on a journey into miracles, why does a person so need to go into space, because he exists?
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can't we really understand each other? legends of retro fm. tomorrow on the first. the christmas light program continues let's play wedding, the last groom is next in line. we found him in the vastness of our country and brought him to the capital, where, as he believes, his acting talent was revealed. drown him in applause, although he does not drown. meet
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the goose! goose. the films with his participation did not achieve widespread success, but he is very ambitious and even went into debt to buy a two-room apartment on clean ponds. with his chosen one, he offers to plunge into the world of theatrical backstage, frequent trips to film festivals and the attention of gossip columns. having married the snow maiden, goose expects to raise his status and achieve participation in the most prestigious film projects, he does not hide that. his creative life will always be more important than his family life, and what kind of guest do we have, yes, yes, that’s right, you understand, that’s the goose’s name, a very important bird. okay, as they say , well, okay, let’s go through your questionnaire, i have a lot of questions for you, okay, i won’t torment you for long, you, dear, have a mortgage on your apartment, how much more to pay, what a lot, well
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ok, ok, in your profile. i read that career will always come first, and family then which one? yes, yes, and you are here to the feathers, why are you waving? oh, look, a gift, and he says that with this pen the snow maiden will write a letter to her betrothed, well, that’s the same thing, i hope it’s silver, yes , it doesn’t bother you at all, dear, that our bride is older than you - but i won’t specify how much, it’s just that we have everything for our granddaughter - well, we now have classic operations there, well, if not gaga, tell me, gaga, yes, yes, yes, yes, that’s it, my girls, what i can say that our groom is young, yeah, that’s it his great dignity, but what does
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the mortgage say about real estate, we have enough of our own, you know, grandfather, if anything helps, yes, yes? yes, but, strictly speaking, you will walk along the paths , well, not the low-key ones, the red ones, i mean, but you know, he says, you won’t get everything in one set, my dear, either youth or money, yes, yes, that’s all, yes, and you know, thank you very much, it seems to me that’s all, too, yes, where is she going? that's it, i'm tired of everything, i'm tired of this matchmaking than the more i see these suitors, the more i understand that you need to get married only out of great love, i’ve had enough, that’s it. nastya, well, if you marry a goose, you will be with nadezhda guseyeva, and if you marry
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leshev, you will be with nadezhda leshchenko, great, well, i’m having fun, let’s announce the artists, the next song, guys. dedicate to all the girls who are thinking about who they should marry, girls, choose your heart, on our christmas light stage of the program we play a wedding, the group in one gulp, and this is not only the name, but creative group method, don’t go, kids get married, it’s not fun with your husband, don’t let your husband go outside, cry. it’s as if the night is boring for us, he just knows that the darkness of the night was created for fun, don’t marry girls, i’m having fun getting married, don’t let my husband go outside, he’ll say
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there’s nothing to do, the lying day takes away joy. who will be happy for him, it’s a good day when he leaves, otherwise he’s no good, don’t go, girls, get married, don’t go, spend the day with your friends, better spend it, don’t go, kids, married, not nice. girlfriend, it’s better to slide into the river for a rude bereshka, let everyone who is bored during the day be consoled by one thought, if the day is full of sadness, then the night is full of fun, play
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more cheerfully with yourself, oh, oh, thunder. egor, don’t interfere with your work, go see your santa claus, he’s already bored there without you. okay, okay, i was joking, i just wanted to check. whether it’s you or not, now i see exactly you, how, how, how sad i am!
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i should go and see him, he’s just looking for a bird to play the role of baba ega’s favorite. well, it seems that our fairy-tale matchmaking has come to an end, stand, oh, it seems, no, just like that. well what's going on here? come on, stop all this. your disgusting dances that they staged here , what kind of vile carnival is this with a fake snow maiden, you thought i wouldn’t recognize, no,
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the old penguin told me everything, everything, everything, because the real snow maiden is me, officially according to my passport, i have frost written here, let me take a look, really, here it is frost, frost, frost, well... what, arseny, aren’t you ashamed of portraying my fake grandfather? it’s not a shame at all, because thousands of men all over the country do this. i agree, but i'm still very angry. where are your suitors? so here they are, all four of them, these goons? in fact, they are the best from our ministry. where are the suitors from the ministry? ivanov of the tsarevichs, well , snow maiden, please apologize, you are wrong, even just before the walker, and you,
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take a closer look at who to look at here, just please, not the goose, he is too fixated on his imaginary success, but what this is the imposing man in the hat, oh, this is our respected gris. for the minister, meet me, dear comrade, fly agaric, i want to introduce you, snow maiden, i’m very flattered, it seems that something will happen now , we urgently need to fill this pause with music, arseny, we had something so lyrical, soulful and arseny.
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deep, deep, into the well, deep, deep, into the well. yes, deep, deep, deep, there is ore underground, deep, deep, there is ore underground, deep, deeper than you, i rub the mountain, the circle is you.
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wide, wide, the meadows scattered, wide, wide, spread out into fields, wide, wider than that, wider than that, the light of grace, wider than that, it means you are a substitute, just like that, that’s it. where do you live? on the patriarchs, how trite, tell me,
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bravo, what did i say, i said that the snow maiden will find a groom , that’s what professionalism means, thank you very much, dear fairy-tale matchmaker, yes, we didn’t find anyone based on hope, oh, and great, i’m already starting to worry about who i should choose from them, the bear , lesheva, don’t worry, next time we will find it, let’s better wish that those who are looking for happiness find it, and for those who have already found it, let there be more of it, more of it, look for your happiness, play weddings in the new year, don’t forget to watch our show, let’s play weddings, happy new year and christmas, hurray!
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