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tv   Starik Khottabich  1TV  January 7, 2024 1:05pm-2:41pm MSK

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disco, from the north and west, india borders on a country where only bald people live, from the north and west, india borders on a country where only bald people live, what kind of bones do you have, your teeth are falling apart , keep your hands up! as it should, your link is burning, light, all the indicators, what are you rejoicing about, the pill, it is known what the trouble is, the pill is rejoicing, well, kostyulkov, you correctly state, so to speak, the geographical views of the ancients, but you of course know that the earth not a disk, but a ball, if the earth were a ball, if the earth was a ball, but the waters would flow down from it, and
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people would die of thirst, the waters would flow down from it, and people would die of thirst, but the earth has the shape of a flat disk , it is washed on all sides by a majestic river called the ocean, the earth rests on six elephants, and these elephants stand on a huge turtle, this is how the world works from the point of view of science, ancient science, not ancient, but the only correct one, not ancient, but the only correct one. you kostulkov are not entirely healthy, you’d better come back, at least on monday, what are you said, oh most worthy, what did you say, oh most worthy, of course, understood, go home.
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stelkov, you’ll come on monday, varvara stepanovna, let me come out, what did you do, almost failed the performance of the entire unit, got sick or something, and why didn’t i get sick, i’ll tell you everything later, then, later, if i didn’t get sick, then. .. on my part this is outright hooliganism, this is not hooliganism at all, well, you and i will talk about this at the detachment council, quieter, zhenya, quieter, why should i be quieter, isn’t it the yans, ugh, i’m a fool, but i can hear a fool, zhenya, zhenya, wow, you see, well, wonderful of the students,
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did you shock the teachers of your comrades with your answers, and it seemed to me that this was an honorable woman, she was dissatisfied with the breadth of your knowledge, that you, that you are gossan khatabych, i would turn her into a deck , on which the butchers are butchering, netush, if i hadn’t seen that she showed you the highest honor, escorting you to the very doors of the class, died with her, of course, peace be with her, tell me, dismissal, what kind of thing is this, zhenya, she was talking with you, so restrained, come on, he’s going to work on me, on me,
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please don't be offended, but i , but i, i understand, no one will see me in your home, hey, fi, who is this old man with whom you just talked, not an old man, this is my father's acquaintance from tashkent, and here i am, i'm crazy, how can i tell him about all this art exams, oh well , i'll have to go far, dad is on a business trip, and i 'll go to your mom, i'm not proud, you're not proud, you're vile, oh, i've had you for a long time i didn’t earn any money from bream, uh, you’ve given up, just think, you can’t joke anymore, you’re a real psycho, bald people, bald people, and...
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it's you, khatabych, it's me, with your permission, and where are you? on the closet with your permission. so why did you climb up there so that no one would step on my callus? i still can’t come to my senses, this unworthy youth. what boy? the one you were talking to at the entrance. on the callous, disgusting boy, one word, pill, liar, sneak, our whole class is drowning from it, i just don’t know what to do with it, leave this matter to me, oh warrior, you ’re already home, you’ve been buying too much again, mom, let’s go
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have lunch, i want to eat, i sang like a wolf, i i'm hungry, i'm all ready, right? well , of course, it’s ready, now, now i’m here, just watch from here, don’t go anywhere, i’m listening, i’ll turn around. o goga, nicknamed the pill, i conjure you to curse the little one. and varvara stepanovna says to him: what are you doing, you fool? he answers, hmm, from an ear point of view, what an idiot, what’s wrong with you, oh, mom, what’s wrong with you,
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gogochka, you know, i wanted to say that volka, what’s wrong with you? gogochka, i'm listening, hello, i'm listening, hello, i'm listening to you, sla, he hasn't done anything with her yet, very stupid. "i'm listening, i’m varvara stepanovna, why did you whisper like that, i’m not whispering, it’s our device that has deteriorated a little, how’s your health, well, that’s great, that’s it, volodya, zhenya bagorad
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has disappeared somewhere, you’ve seen him a long time ago, if you recognize him where is he, please call me or his parents immediately , please, goodbye, goodbye, varvara stepanovna, you're going on a journey, volka's, yes, zhenya is missing, suddenly he drowned, he was going to swim after the exam, he didn't drown , how do you know, shouldn’t i know where he is, did you do something with him, i for... him far, far to the east, and i believe that he was sold into slavery there, let him now threaten you as much as he wants, fire him, oh, what have you done, return him immediately, you understand, well, he did you then it will work, well, let it work
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, pray tell that you came up with the idea to send living people to the brotherhood, return it immediately , you hear, listen, i obey, now, now, one more mic, on the battle, and your friend will be in front of us, oh woe is me , lord, oh poser, poor dvin. thousand years of lack of courage have had a detrimental effect on my abilities, i cannot bring your friend’s wife back here, i forgot how it’s done, what do i care that you forgot, managed to send him into slavery, manage
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to bring him back, i wanted it to be better for you, oh god. there is, perhaps, one way, what means, you can fly for your friend.
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but what about my mother, because she will be worried if i incriminate without saying anything, and if i do say anything, she will never let me in, this should not bother you, oh most careful people, i promise... no one will talk about you will not remember once during our absence, well, yes, you don’t know my mother, and you don’t know hassan abdurrahman ibnkhatab, damn pain.
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i’m falling, khatabych, khattabych, khattabych, khatabych , i’m all your service, because of the forest, i
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’m trying to remember how to break the spell, you want anything, wait for me, ah, poor zhenya is now alone, alone, alone, alone. in a foreign land, oh , in a foreign land, in a foreign land, without friends, without friends, without friends, to languish in backbreaking labor, to languish in backbreaking labor, the poor fellow groans, oh, the poor fellow groans, groans, oh, groans, poor fellow, groans, kay, kay , idinushi, high, idiot, high, high, kite hands high, wow, i'm exhausted!
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boy, do you want to eat, do you like banana? thank you, thank you, friends, what about sideburns?
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wow, how damp! khatabych, get up, above the clouds! listen to what we're flying on, it looks like a flying carpet. this is a flying carpet. there are no airplanes. khatabych, what are you doing there? woe is me! my beard got wet, just think, what a disaster, oh, it’s bad for us, volka, we’re about to fall down and cover ourselves. how only one wet place will remain of us, my beard is wet, i have become powerless, like a child, for magic only requires the driest hair, wait, wait, the most important thing is not to lose calm, on balloons in such cases they throw balas overboard, oh, goodbye indian bananas.
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yes, it could have been worse.
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we died, we ended up in the palace of the might of the rulers. but my pain has faded and i am powerless, now the guards have appeared on you , they have knocked out your heads, god forbid the fire for me, allah, ah allah, it is wet, volka, who is this old eccentric, is he crazy, is he talking about some rulers, this old man wizard, a real ijin, come on, and just on he ruined everything for me in the exam today, well, yes, just keep quiet, he swore to destroy the teachers if they failed me in the exam.
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“tell me, dear, this is not my towel , have mercy on us, o mighty lord, let him cut off my head alone, but put these youths in jail, hut. don’t get up and don’t talk nonsense, i won’t get up, i won’t get up, until this most beautiful, most generous sultan, does not promise to save your life, oh my young friends, dear citizen, why do you offend, well, what kind of sultan am i, i am an ordinary soviet person, i am drilling master jafar ali mukhamedov, you know baku, you know bibiibat,
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you read newspapers, why are you on your knees? and it’s inconvenient, dear , just a minute, comrade, don’t pay much attention to the old man, he’s not quite, well, here we are all wet, tired, oh, you also got caught in the rain in the mountains, i came in completely wet, like a mouse, old man you may catch a cold, dear man, you are very familiar to me. you will not be from baku, you look like my dad, however, my dad is older, he is eighty-third years old, let it be known to you, oh sovereign ruler, that i have already... the year 3733 has passed, of course, dear, of course, but you have been wonderfully preserved, there is nothing you can be given more than 75, let's go, dear, let's eat, warm
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up, rest , let's go, dear, here, dear daddy, all the sultans who work, then you are the sultan, you see, drink tea, warm up, i’m a sultan. these boys' parents are also sultans, he is vasya, also a sultan , you want to know why vasya is a sultan, a noble miner, you understand, vasya kazantsev, an innovator, the best pool miner, god bless you, you want to say from jafar ali ibn muhammad, what happens .
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there are no more trams, we can’t be there, he’s me born, i really need you, i really need you, i need you, i must look, blame excises the muses, ti moyagiya, ale na... it’s funny, ask, pavlako, to give, white smos, manay
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greeno, may astano. gagarin forever, today on the first day, i declare the cosmetology department open. yes, you will ruin my institute, you threw out the most feminine person from his position, why did you get him like that, this is your institute, take away
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what is rightfully yours, i jumped on you, anonymous, you are a normal married woman, what are you doing, get out, so if we don't do anything let's do something, they'll take the light off... come on, show your tongue, it's quite normal
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, the pulse is normal, the heart is excellent, and your stomach is like, your stomach is normal, and you've had it for a long time, it's been barking since yesterday, and come on, young man, tell me how it started? and just like that, out of nowhere, i told my mother about how volka kostulkov, volka is our neighbor’s boy, a so-so child, well, further, further, further, that means i told my mother about how this fool volka, here you see, doctor, this is just some kind of horror, or maybe is it nervalgia, uh, nervalgia? prescribe some powders or pills, what if i clean out his stomach, give me the trigger, think a little, look through some
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literature? a rare, very rare case, well, that means it’s like this, well, let him lie down for another day, don’t go out into the street, understandable, but come on, show your tongue again, why? case, well , directly , khatabych, do you remember the book that i read before we flew away from moscow, do
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i remember the book from... my attention, you offend me, he is the most precious, but it’s possible that was she here now? no, nothing is easier, why don’t you go to bed so late, yes, insomnia, how sad it is, insomnia in such a young age.
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svitlo.
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aw, it's dark. well, like your beard, khatabych, it came out at night, volka, do you hear, now
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it would be nice to be on this plane to moscow, and pajamas, we took with us the sanatorium pajamas, oh-oh, woe is me, woe is me.
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they sent a parcel to baku, but yes, no one pays attention to us, as if we were flying from the airfield itself, a mighty old man, he can do anything. this sea was made by my uncle, the sea, sea, uncle, uncle, you want to say that you are allah’s nephew, my uncle, the commander of a walking excavator, nikitin ivan petrovich,
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he is now digging the kubyshev sea, oh blessed one, i believed you so much, volko, and you are so shameless for me to tell a lie , he only tells the truth, he even has a newspaper at home. there are his uncles, we’ll fly in and show how fast this air chariot is convenient, just make a little noise, nothing can be done, it’s the hum of jet engines, nothing can be done? that khatabych was pulling a hair? khatabych, why did you pull hair? i just wanted 200 from the most precious students, i just wanted an even shorter dismissal, i just wanted it to not be buzzing at all, i ’m expressing myself quite literally now, precious ones, that’s a fool,
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immediately, so that everything would be as before, otherwise we will all perish, explanation later, more 3 seconds and we'll be smashed into pieces. guests, let everything be the same as before, everything is in place, tell me, oh volka, what the word bastard means, you know, well, it’s kind of like... sage, oh, i wish i could get on the phone right now, why did this happen, uvoika , queue, come on, 3
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i’ll be filming for minutes, even more, oh, booth, i ’m pulling. where is the gap? no cracks, not the slightest cracks, everything is made conscientiously, from a single piece of the most precious marble, is there marble inside too? of course, i never skimp for my friends. come on, zhenya, the question is clear, oh , you designer, that means there’s nothing inside , but should there be anything inside? let's go, let's go, khatabych, let's not humble ourselves in front of people, oh, you know, i 'll have to now.
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for this you need to go through a lot of different sciences, and you don’t even know how to read yet, so teach me all these sciences, oh, young fool , as you said, who is this idiot, of course you , for you are wise beyond your years, you know what, khatabych, don’t call me bold anymore, i appreciate your modesty, oh volko, say so well, will you teach me these sciences? giving a person such magical power over things, i don’t know everything myself yet, so explain to me what you already know, just to carefully prepare your homework, hand to hand, zhenya, go, mom is looking for you, i’m running,
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volka, i’m right now, right now i know what the dismissal will give you, what other gift? see olka. wow, wow, this is a beautiful life of palaces, khalifa harun al-rashid, and what can fit in it now, nothing for now, it’s yours, ovaka, mine, let no one kill either the palace or us, and let them do nothing they don’t remember this, clearly, clearly they’ve been picky. look, ogoika!
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this palace belongs to the savior of jin, an unsurpassed expert in geography and other sciences, the first of the swimmers' dressers, a royal young pioneer, may it be famous forever. his name, the name of his happy parents, frankly speaking, there is not enough self-criticism, but that’s not the point, we need a sign change it, decorate it with diamonds, it is necessary to write, this wrestler belongs to rano, what kind of rano is it, it doesn’t matter which one, best of all ours, krasnopestnensky, i don’t know who rano is, i admit that he is a worthy person, well, did rano free me from.
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.. you, oh most wonderful free spirit , this palace will belong to you only, well, you understand , i don’t want to understand, either you or anyone, well , summer imprisonment, no, he didn’t do it too early, but you must agree, why he surrendered this palace to me that i am a club, sanatorium, institution some, it means you don’t agree, the crystal of my soul, i don’t agree, eh, and this is also too early to give to yours, the richest of the high school students, who is the richest, i’. look, olmonka, all this is yours, that everything,
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elephants, and camels, and horses, and donkeys, everything that these bags are filled with, these people who are with the cargo and animals, it’s all yours.
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zhenya, come here, oh, stinky, there’s a whole zoo here, what is this, zhenya, dear, just don’t be scared, i’m a slave owner, are you crazy? there is also an elephant owner and a camel owner, and they also belong to me
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some kind of riches, and what’s in these bags , the most precious of goods, oh zhenya, kamchi, pepper, cinnamon, imbiki, vanilla, then it’s clear that it’s clear, it’s clear why everyone is sneezing, probably some bag of peppers is leaking, we all sniff and sneeze it, let the leaky bag become whole again and let the scattered goods gather in it, this is no longer a palace. the spices may belong to either the club or the sanatorium. spices are needed in every household. i finally guessed what can make you rich and happy. but why do i need so much pepper and stink? i would probably take 100 grams, and zhenya too. well, the steel needs to be distributed
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to the population. so don’t give it away, but sell it. you will have money. much money. and money is fame. how much is money? does it mean it’s too early to give it to what’s his name? no, early has nothing to do with it, it’s best to give such goods to a grocery store, like zhenya? yeah, if it's food products, that means a grocery store or a grocery store? no, no, do you hear, no, no, and once again, no, neither early,
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nor to the grocery store, nor to any other friend of yours, i will not give these riches, and so know, well, bless.
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“please, please, comrade policeman, i won’t do it again, let us go, please, because this is the first time, everyone says for the first time, we must respect your last name, your last name, kostelkov , nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, now speak to him as a low-born savior should speak, how dare you, o despised guardian, how dare you, o despised guardian, support me during the precious hour of my walk, finally, did you hear? full of courage and dignity, i am the most outstanding youth of this city, i am the most outstanding youth of this city, okay, young man, the department will sort it out, what does okoro have to do with it, we must comply, comrades, dear ones, don’t
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listen to me, am i saying this, it’s he who is forcing me to speak, be patient. and do not make me angry, tremble and do not make me angry, for i am terrible in anger, i swear by my blood, for i am terrible in anger, i swear by my beard, that is, his beard, citizens, the child has a high fever, child it’s just smoking, i’m terribly angry, citizens, i’ll ask you to disperse, why don’t you stop the smoking boy? have you seen or something, khatabych, let the camel disappear, and we will end up in the circus. let me forget about this incident.
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i’ll run, i’ll take care of geography, and you stay with khatabych, we all need to leave, everything is here, everything is here, look, let’s go to the city,
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it’s so uninteresting here today , let’s go, what about you, my dear friends, i’ve never been so interested , as in this marvelous tent, go away, i will return to you as soon as it’s over. what are you talking about, we won’t part with you for anything, not for anything, here are my good friends, kasan khataba, we need to use every free minute for studying, now we will study the alphabet according to this program, with joy and pleasure, zhenya, this is the letter a, i understand, i understand, ozhenya, yes, what letter is this, these letters? and oh zhenya, that’s right, find me the letter a in all the lines here, please, please,
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popsicle, you don’t need popsicle, khatabych, try it, it’s very tasty. “this is tastier than the most wonderful sharbet, even at the court of king suleiman ibn daoud, i have not eaten such luxury, where are you in a hurry, that lovely maiden, with a face like a piece of the moon, i take everything, and i’ll go for the tray then.
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miracle, miracle, illusion technique, little cat, you have wonderful abilities, and you thought this brother is such a talented genie the world has never seen, i’m working, i’m getting fit. oh, my young teachers, i read the entire program, and lizanis, afanasy sidorel.
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what caused these noisy hand-to-hand attacks at valka, don’t you see, from a completely empty box, don’t hold me here, my friends, that’s enough!
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you are being deceived, you are being deceived, these are not miracles, this is ordinary sleight of hand,
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are these miracles?
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khatabych, khatabych, khatabych, khataba, what's wrong you, you don’t have a face, how come they didn’t tell you that. and what applause there was, but from you, oh volka, i have never heard applause, and you can return everyone back to the circus, yeah, well, yes, even he can’t do that. i know what the thing is, i’m from
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the state circus department, i kindly ask you to come with me to the director’s office, we offer you a tour of the soviet union, agree to all the conditions, don’t you see , he’s sick, he has a high fever, now i ’ll provide you a car. "the old man ate a lot of ice cream, since the start of the match, not until football, we need to treat the old man, khotobych, khotobych, dear, what are you, khotobych, and what, a very good old man, just wonderful, after all, it’s not his fault, he always wants it to be better, if he knew how much he is
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to us gives him troubles, yeah, for some reason he got angry with varvara stepanovna, is he really strict?" "but fair, fair, he just needs to be re-educated our old man, yeah, his upbringing really isn’t important, but he’s a good, sincere person, listen, zhenya, suddenly, suddenly he dies, we must definitely save him, will cure, oh, my dear, noble, young friends, close your eyes, khatabych, try to sleep, you need peace, a sick person needs peace, a sick person needs it, sick jin doesn’t have to, if you feel sorry for the sick jin, he immediately recovers from this, don’t you really know that? from
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your scientific books, here... i’m already quite healthy, take your hatabych and go to football. well, i’ll finally take up geography, okay, khatabych, let’s go to football, today is the decisive match between the teams, the puck is out of luck, yeah, yeah what does the word match mean? this is the most interesting thing in the world, more interesting than the circus, at least no less, let’s go, but volka, but then maybe i’ll come, yeah, lead, yes.
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one minute, oh, zhenya, drag me downstairs, okay. bark, bark, i won’t save you, so what, i punished you for not being a friend to your comrades, i admit my mistakes, i admit my mistakes, remember, every time you are going to say nasty things about someone, i will denounce you , or gossip, only nasty dog ​​barks will come out of your mouth, don’t talk nasty things and you won't bark, understand? oh,
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i understand, i understand, now you will forget that i was here, but you will remember your promise all your life. hello, santa claus, this year i led myself to 000, and this is oh, very good, what is this, this invention is my computer, it shines, and what this light gives, darkness, nothing is visible. like that, you think that i ’m flexible, just a little bit, no, no idea, now i ’ll try too, please invite an osteopath to the studio, ordinary three-year-olds, they have
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a blue tractor driving through the fields, and artyom started pick up the rhythm of 3 years, a lot more, the best of all, the christmas special, but this is how to say, oh, i saw, they’ll beat you, it’s not so easy, will these young people
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really have to run and push each other all the time ? just for the sake of chasing this nondescript ball around for a moment, eh? khatabych, your job? my! i believe that everyone will be pleased to play with their own ball, what nonsense, but understand, you eccentric man, the essence of football is that, i understand, i understand, it means that i deprived
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the puck player of a sure goal, well, yes. how many this game is fascinating, you ask, venerable volka, also a football fan, still like that, but today he has urgent work. there is no work that i would not happily do for our good friend volka. i welcome you here to the stadium, the most beautiful of students.
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you can’t imagine how guilty i am in front of samin, i’m deprived of a nervous goal, shameful, just a goal of the puck, when the zubilovites will hit the goal, and what will be the use of the puck, there’s no need for the puck, the chisel will be useful, listen, yegorushka, what can i tell you, you of course you will laugh, well, are my gates playing along? that, you know,
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the top bar rose and missed the ball, the temperature , come on, of course, no one will believe it, well, now you’ve seen it, it seems like you’ve seen it , but no one will believe it, they’ll laugh, you got it all mixed up! “i asked you to play along in zubilovets, i didn’t mix anything up, in the stadium of my heart, what does this mean, you know that my wife and i are rooting for chisels, and what about the puck, alas, that’s how it is.” goal, mom, i'm carrying, i'm carrying, i'm carrying,
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i'm carrying, 12:00, night, i'm carrying, oh, crazy. 17:00 oh mom.
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look what a wonderful team you are disgracing, the zubilovites are a growing team, good, the season has started, the chisel team is interesting, good, then i’ll finish reading.
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choose as you wish, me or the puck, but you are the fan yourself, the goalkeeper of my heart, choose? i humbly await your orders, let everyone understand that the zalovites are not to blame for their defeat and let everyone forget about this stupid thing. i listen, i obey, attention, in view of the fact that the entire zubiv team suddenly fell ill with grief, the panel of judges considered it necessary to cancel the match, the puck hit,
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until the team recovers, the chisel will work. the score of the first half of the game was declared invalid. goodbye comrade. all the time i try, oh, volka, to bring you joy, but i only bring grief and
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trouble. i failed you in the exam, don't deny it, don't deny it, nothing like that, what? no, no, no, no, i let you down, i let you down, i know, then, khatabych, you know what? let's talk man to man, i'm paying full attention, so your miracles are already in my throat. jin, you are, of course, supremely powerful, but in modern life you you understand worse than a baby, it’s understandable, alas , it’s understandable, so, if you want to perform a miracle, then consult with people, i will consult with you, volk. if you are absent or preparing for re-examination, then zhenya, i swear, honest pioneer, hello, hello, you know what the thing is, i finally found you, i beg you to immediately
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send the circus with me for negotiations, otherwise you know what the thing is, the director will tear my head off for you, let him just try to tear off the head of such a worthy person how are you, i agree,
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here is a precious one.
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age, indicate the number of years and months completed. 3732 years and 5 months, and the orphan
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is written through and, not through s, hasan hottapich, please sign, there will be a production meeting tomorrow at 4:30. subsections of illusionists and fakirs, i just can’t, sir, every day from four to six, i take a high school course under the guidance of my young friends, i’m making particular progress, i started doing geography, my wise teacher, volka ibon alyosha, yesterday i passed the exam in geography excellent, well done guys, oh, khatabysh! it’s time for us to start classes, yes, it’s already 4 o’clock, now, now, now, now, just a minute, oh my strict
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teachers, i don’t dare detain our respectful spectators any longer, i have to say goodbye to them. goodbye, my dear friends, you and i will see many more miracles, good and beautiful. i think that we will probably all finish our goodies, salads, and so on in the new year, so don’t gain too much weight.
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new year 2024, i wish everyone that all dreams are something new, we wish you happiness, peace and goodness in everything you want came true, it turned out soon, koleda, koleda, open the gates, kolida has arrived, on the eve of christmas, whoever gives the pie will have honor and praise, my dear country, i congratulate you on christmas, this is a beautiful, gentle, cozy holiday, lots of delicious food and travel, you can’t say for sure. but a long time ago, back in the old clay times in one plasticine
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area, well, i wanted to tell you about the pike, you know, in this story i look at what it wants, it happens, sometimes it seems to be molded, and sometimes it doesn’t mold. let's say we met somehow two such cute ones, oh, and these were carried away, no, that’s it, or the miller took it into his head, the miller took it into his head, i can tell you this about him now.
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or so, one mug was forever chained, however, there is no point in talking about it, but one citizen really loved watermelons, you remind me, i ’ll tell you about him tomorrow, okay. quiet , quiet, quiet, quiet, it was all a saying, that’s who i’m going to talk about, okay, tailored, deftly put together, well, it’s just a blast and i was in
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my youth, oh, where did he go, i wanted about him... a fairy tale by the king would have done it, he did everything spoiled the mood, here again these bones , dogs, these circles, and where is the mug, well, a fairy tale, so here it is, well, i’m saying that a long time ago... in one very plasticine area, wait, but you ’re not disappear, okay, he lived and lived, an eagle man , i don’t understand anything, although he couldn’t pronounce some letters and numbers, and he was a worker,
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yeah, that’s it, but he was a big fan of... messing around, it’s good that he got his wife strict and authoritative, once on new year’s eve she sent, well, in general she sent she sent him for the christmas tree, so she sent him, and then he says, also for the new year and without a christmas tree, huh? well, why are you climbing here? why are you reconciling yourself? they sent it, so chop it, it’s not enough , you know, it won’t be enough, but that’s another matter, then here’s a whole house for you, spruce princess.
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sneaking, why are you sneaking? shut up, you see the animals, no, that's how i wash it, i'm daydreaming, a noble beast, fur, meat, squark of the nazareth, no, i'd better take it to the fair, there are a lot of fools here, and there's not enough hare, who wants a hare, a hare? knock out whoever has the hare, the svez are caught, at least some, but not enough.
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and with such a wife, you probably need a mansion, no, no, or no, no, some, it’s not enough, i say, it won’t be enough, but you don’t want a white stone chamber, or a house,
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a full cup, wait, wait, back, otherwise, i’ll build another house! reliable, sound, good, and even if i’m an ass, it’s from the bottom of my heart, yeah, good. in a huge way, oh, yes, with such a fountain, i will become a boyar, we are boyars, a people of fish, such is our boyar share, it will not be enough, this is my size. listen, haven’t you forgotten about the christmas tree, oak boyar, when the gilding is ripe, it’s every the pig will eat, with such pigs as you yourself
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are becoming, but i can sign up to be a king, yes, who is here, who is here, for example, to be the ultimate king? oh, so i’ll be the first, the damn carriage, you know, the carriage, well, the palace, well, it’s nice, with swans, with stuffed animals, oh, how i love this wealth very much and carry it around like a king. so , i’ll get done, first thing, first thing, what’s the first thing , and the piano, what kind of life is this without a piano,
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i’ll roll up my feathers, it’s not enough, we know the feast like a mountain , oh, your luck has flown away, so that you can fail, oh, so much, yesterday king, today tsar, every day that the tsar, yes the tsar , is not enough, but something, something i myself am somehow small, not enough, not enough, wait, let’s come to our senses, but stop, grow up, you’ll burst, it ’s not enough, it won’t be enough, so what , got through, yes, oh, sign, wait, just wait, no tree,
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no hare, nothing, i sowed matches in the spring, oh, piano, piano. i still feel sorry for him, is that really the end, the end , the end, the end, the end of the water, his wife didn’t let him in, she sent him for the christmas tree again, go, he says, don’t come back without the tree, but from the tree... it’s burning, come back,
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well and the forest, the winding christmas trees, where did you all go gone? don’t spit, i forgot the proverb, it’s okay, you’ll soon remember, you’ve got everything at home, oh well,
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a self-made house, it’s not enough, listen, what are you doing here, should i invite you here? shut up, you bore, look, some old thing is collapsing. delicate work, however, beautiful, stitched, oh, oh, i don’t understand anything, but my dear, it’s cold, it’s snowing.
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you can’t count everything, oh, oh, your raking hands, why are they exposing you, eh? oh, what a curious nose, oh, what a good little rug he was, and his eyes are incredible, and who is this, it seems wooden, your head is wooden, and i say, but the wand is magic, be careful,
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yes, a greedy guy. i don’t understand anything, you ’ll understand now, well, grow back, grow back, i say, oh, what kind of toys, help, oh, help, i’m dying, oh, what’s the name, hunting! well, i’ve already seen this, shave, don’t shave, it doesn’t look like a christmas tree, and there are a lot of christmas trees, a lot of you, but it won’t be of much use.
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auntie, let me go, i know the magic word, please.
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oh, where's zana? where is the zana, i say, there seemed to be a donik standing here, and where is he silent, why is he silent, i'm tired of, oh, these fairy tales, oh, these storytellers, that's where the fairy tale ended, now the honest truth begins.
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he went for the tree for the third time and got it, but it was already spring, and he took the tree back.
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