i’m still a young artist, suddenly muslim magamaev invites me to the united states on tour, he was traveling to... the russian-speaking public from a state concert, officially, that means he’s inviting me, and i’m going with muslim, you know, thanks to him i started singing, well, do the russians want war, that’s all, i took it from the tv , well, yes, in short, we’re on tour with him, we have a day off in the city, which is already called a parodist , first of all, therefore, well, not first of all, including, that’s why you clearly filmed in general all manner.

by the way, muslim did parodies perfectly, and he didn’t i was offended, i was on a trip, at a concert i made a parody of him, and he introduced me, very interesting shots, and in short, we had a day off, and there is a memorable photograph, muslim and i had one, that means muslim, reigen, wife , this, uh, then there was a president, and i, it was only i who could, well, muslim is such an intelligent person. you can’t imagine that my wife and muslim and i stood up and took a picture, but when we returned to moscow, there was no one who doubted that it was real, and why, because i told, i say, well, such a story, yes, we were called. well, pre-new

year's affairs there at the embassy they asked for a reception in the white house, they asked muslim to sing, i sang along, here is his wife regina, and she says, i say, a fan of muslim magamaev, can i take a photo with you, i say, stop, i say, she also invited her husband , dragged her husband, so muslim always said: volodya, will you ever quarrel with your wife, she still sometimes asks, what is your relationship with nancy? no, well, it was funny, there is such a photograph, here are new year’s concerts, that’s what it is after all a separate theme, new year's, well, yes, well, of course, we have new year's songs, and i put on this fur coat and pretend to have a beard, i know. i also remembered joseph

davych’s anniversary at kabzon’s, well, i decided to congratulate him, so i called, picked up the phone, well , a woman’s voice, i didn’t listen to something, i thought nelya, my wife, i say, hello, iosifovich, please, she he says he’s on stage, he can’t come up, yari, who is this, this is his assistant, lena. alyonochka, i’ve heard a lot about you, tell me that yulia veniamna medvedeva, dmitry anatolyevich’s mother, called, and he then there was a period when he was president, she suddenly said: yulia veniyaminovna, excuse me, he’s coming from the stage, he comes up, i’ll give it to him and says: “hello, yuliaminovna, it’s a great honor for me that you called.” this is a huge honor

for me, because i grew up with your songs, i love you very much, i have a huge request, let’s talk with you on the phone, sing my favorite song, and thinking about the seconds from above , i’ll kill the winemaker, well, this is necessary, of course it's very funny. the next one was when he had birthdays or anniversaries, he says: well, you bastard, whose voice will you call, and that is, he was always prepared, this is like a prank now. here

he is conducting, it was not completely clear to van and lexus why we need chinese christmas trees when we can make our own, i decided to create a factory. so that all the elements of the christmas tree are made from domestic dog, we don’t just wind up finished products, but we actually cast, create this product, a man from santa claus’s hat, five children, you feel like a wizard, a little bit, i think we definitely let's find some pair of shoes for your image, we have a small creative workshop, everything is very individual, we have developed a model that does not have a right and left leg, that is, you can use it either way, porcelain. this is a challenge for an artist, to do something that no one does, because it’s kind of not accepted, now borsk porcelain dust can turn into a unicorn toy, it doesn’t work that way, we’ll have to show you how it’s really done, our everything, premiere, tomorrow on

the first, for what sins did they give me this creepy creature? this is immoral, we have you last chance, if nothing works out, she will commit suicide, technically, this is our patient, but the risk of an unsuccessful outcome of the operation puts at risk not only the patient, but also the entire institute, who is for the operation, grigorievich, your decisive vote, doctor preobrazhensky, new series, tomorrow after the program time. “we are here to make sure that you do not put your ambitions above the life of the patient , there is security in the house, a street guard, respectively, too , the owner’s car is not there, that’s all, girls, good evening, what an unexpected

meeting, you must definitely help us, i i suspect that this is a kidnapping, absolutely." old women in the snow on january 13 at the first, wow, what a car, they'll give you a lot for that, then let's work, and how many jokes do you have with - with lev leshchenko, well, of course, levs in general without lev valeryanovich, i remember, all these famous stories about shoes, i remember. well , why did i answer levki, in the sense of acting out, because when i was a soldier and came to enter the theater institute at gitis, yes , i came for a consultation, to a guy like this came up to me and said, what to do, i say,

that’s right, i can listen to it from the admissions committee, but i haven’t watched this film, come tomorrow, and i followed it in the audience, i look, girls, guys. they are sitting, they brought a pianist, i sing to them, tell them, dance, well, like for an exam, yes, he says, well, there is hope, tomorrow don’t be late for the exam, i will sit on the committee, i will support you, i am coming for the exam, what- then he’s not there, i think he’s probably late, and the dean says to me, and you ’re a soldier, why didn’t you come to the consultation yesterday, they didn’t let you out of the unit, i say, colleague it opens and looks in, i say, here he was bugging me, from the reception area, suddenly the dean yells at the door, leshchenko, well, close the door , the graduate students became insolent on the other side, and i remember realizing

that the graduate student had played a prank on me, and he was pranking me, and i take revenge on him for 55 years already, this year he will be 55 years old long story indeed yes. we’re flying on the plane with leva , volodya, can you imagine, well, it seems that the germans must be law-abiding people, i decided yesterday , i think, i’ll try on the shoes, put them both on my left foot, one is forty-four, the other is forty-two,

vova, it’s lucky that the store on the contrary it was open, i went to exchange , and the guitarist comes out, there are rays of light and he doesn’t notice and just goes, goes into the orchestra

pit, bang, falls in, the compere sees this with his peripheral vision, returns and calmly, the next number of our program and announces the next participant in the concert, alek pesarenko was with a conference, a very famous conference in those years, there were a lot of national concerts, sports palaces. stadiums, but you know this, this is another opportunity to communicate with the greats, here i am a young artist, and next to me is singing shulzhenko, utesov sings , i don’t know, arkady raikin is performing, well, that is , you can go crazy, well, there are young people there, and in short, he comes out and i should go out to do a parody number, he says, now vladimir sings for idiots and fools distiller? i tell him, well, then i’m back, i say, listen , i’ll finish the concert for you, i don’t want to damage

this action now, but he says: listen, but nothing, and lyova is standing next to him, announce him now, you hear, and he says, but nothing, i’ll announce to lev now, and lyova listens, says, well , there’s no need to joke with me, i was involved in boxing, he says, i ’m there, well, maybe i’ll announce it like this, for the russians. nothing more needs to be said,

well, it’s fine, well, after all, it’s possible that he was involved in boxing, by the way, you, you do karate, you were involved in boxing professionally, when i was a young artist doing parodies in stadiums, he says, son , and you ’re not going to make a parody of me. i say, well, in general, you have such a timbre, it would be possible for you to have a good song, he says: keep in mind, i was the champion of ukraine among youths , yes, yes, at one time, i say, well, then i made a parody of him, we even went out together, i was along the river, we had a lot of humor , but what are you, but here we are after all, we have a program about jokes, but to what extent?

anecdote, when

a man, well, had a good drink, the weather goes, the snow crunches in general, it suits him well, his soul just sings, then an elk comes at him, bang, knocks him down, he just gets up, a bear is behind the moose, bang, knocks him down, what the hare looks at him, he says, well, the hare, i can stand it, this time, bang, i’m still thinking head over heels, what ’s wrong, here’s a voice like this: man, you should move away from the carousel, cool, there are such new year’s stories connected.

i was in high school, we were so impressed by this one, let’s say, his inquisitiveness . and we at one time, that is, at school, already in our minds, like kulibin, do all these things, which means, my friend, slava ignatenko, my classmate , i came to his house, and he said: come in, i go into his room, then some kind of story starts working and i just get hit in the forehead from some plasticine tube the ball is so poo, in the end there is something like that. well, how do you like it, well, how did he charge me in the forehead, i think , okay, that is, well, revenge is a dish that should be served cold, i think, okay, and that means it’s already a new year’s mood, it’s just before the new year it happened, my parents are going to some kind of concert, and after that they go there to visit our friends there, i understand that

there will be no one at home, and that means i say in advance, maybe fame will come to me there to visit, he says, well , of course, i think the time has come, and that means i’m at the entrance, and i lived in such a military town, from my gate to the house, to this one with the cave chimney, there was such a long path, so there was a path, and i mean i ’ll come up with a system, which means this slavik will enter, and uh, in short, i was buried in snow , i buried a piece of uh, this is not linoleum, but like, well, on the scooter there is an oilcloth like this and an oilcloth scooter like this. i took the old one from the barn, laid it down, but it was incredibly slippery, covered it with snow, immediately made a system of ropes, tied a large herring jar at the top and filled it all in - grain, rice, when it falls, so that it is poured on it, that is, well, there is a ball in the forehead, i remember this plasticine one, and that means, well, i’m waiting

, but i still look out the window, i see that some silhouettes, that is, is walking, i think that he is not alone or something, at this time, that is... my parents should not have been there, my dad, my dad and mom, decided after the concert before going to visit, to change clothes, it means that they are still beautiful, then oh i can’t, and then dad boldly opens the gate, goes first, it’s good that he and i went first i just see how it’s very true, as if he’s filming this movie, alone at home, which means both legs fly away like that, he disappears from the frame, rice is falling on him, air is falling, so... into various curses and i open the door just like that and his hat just rolls along this path, that is, the whole set, and i have the first thought, only this one didn’t break anything, so in the end i got it, i really got it, in general never repeat, this is a movie version, what you see in the movies, don’t repeat it, yes, because it’s dangerous, by the way, i want

to brag, by the way, to our viewers, you told me when you were on tour... in belarus, just recently, yes, you told me that your roots are basically from podgomelya - this is kalinkovich, he gave a concert there in kalinkovichi , in his homeland he gave a concert, so i wanted to ask how you like belarus in general, belarus is a pleasant audience, they were received, great, full houses everywhere, very warmly, unfortunately, uncle volodya, time runs and... our program has come to an end, friends, let's do it all again together we thank vladimir natanovich , we had a guest, yes vladimir natalevich vinokur, people's artist of the rsfsr, my great friend, which i am beyond happy about, but today the funny story of jokes, as they say, is good, you all have a good mood, watch the podcast jokes on the first channel, but if

anyone didn’t have time, on the website of the first channel 1tv.ru. happy new year, friends, happy new year. hello, the program "time" is on air. in the studio ekaterina andreeva. the main event of the day. the day the savior comes into the world christmas is a holiday for millions. support at all levels, a meeting of the president

with the families of the fallen heroes of the special operation and a special christmas service in the church at the residence of the head of state in novogrevo. massive shelling of donetsk on christmas night. ukrainian militants attacked all areas. hospital wishes for health from the patriarch, the head of the russian orthodox church arrived at the st. alexei hospital in moscow, where he is treating wounded participants in the special operation. delighted from meeting baikal, vladimir putin fulfilled the dream of a girl from yuzhno-sakhalinsk to see the deepest and cleanest lake in the world. wish tree promotion, a time of miracles for children who need special care. the nativity of christ, a bright holiday, is celebrated today by millions of orthodox christians. the main service was performed in moscow, in

the cathedral of christ the savior, by patriarch kirill, a real gift to believers, the rublev trinity. the ancient shrine was delivered to the cathedral especially for the holiday. solemn services in new regions on the front line. those on the firing line need faith and hope most now. about how the country greeted christmas. anna kurbatova. the great festive bell rings throughout the country, crowning the solemn service; at christmas our savior was born, and we must feel with our souls, you know, that he was born in our souls. in the decoration of the temple is the main symbol of the holiday, the christmas star, which pointed the way to the newborn savior. to you and which illuminates the earthly path of christians for thousands of years, faith is the foundation, faith is our foundation, the color of christmas is white, the color

of purity, renewal, hope, framed by icons white flowers, the clergy dress in white. the main christmas service that night took place in the cathedral of christ the savior in the capital, it was conducted by patriarch kirill of moscow of all russia. the lord hears our prayers, god's blessing. because this is our native land, our country, so that everyone is alive and well, so that we have peace, wish our soldiers, our

warriors, ask god to protect them, preserve them, give them the strength to survive their victory. vladimir putin congratulated believers on christmas today. one of the most beloved, long-awaited christian holidays unite millions of people around ideals. goodness, mercy, justice. these unshakable values ​​play a special role in the history of our country. for centuries they have served as a reliable spiritual and moral support for society. it is important that the russian orthodox church and other christian denominations in russia make a huge inspiring contribution to preserving our rich historical and cultural heritage, strengthening the institution of family, and patriotic education of the younger generation. and of course, the effort deserves deep, sincere respect.

there the president celebrated christmas together with the relatives and friends of the soldiers who died in the zone . vladimir putin assured the families of our heroes that they will never be left without attention without help. pavel pcholkin, continue the topic. i 'll. at a meeting at the novo ogorev residence , the president noted that christmas is one of the warmest family holidays for russians. i would like to say something kind to each other, to somehow support each other. at christmas, he said, there is a special feeling of brotherly the unity of the peoples of russia, people of different faiths congratulate each other on religious holidays. i congratulate you all on this holiday, as you know, many of our men are courageous and

heroic. levels, so that it would be a clear signal that my colleagues, i repeat, of any level of power, management, are always and everywhere next to you, so that you always feel people next to you who, if necessary , can support, help, come to the rescue if it is needed, and life is complex, diverse, there are always cases and they often arise when outside support is needed.

i hope it will be so, so it will be. i want to assure you once again that we will always be by your side. the level of attention paid to the participants of the special operation and their families is evidenced by the fact that putin regularly meets with them and personally participates in solving their problems. on january 1 , his meeting with participants of the northern military district of various branches of the military took place in novo-goryovo. it was a detailed conversation about the situation on the front line and issues that concern the fighters. in the same day the president visited the vishnevsky hospital, where he talked with the soldiers. undergoing treatment and rehabilitation after being wounded, and for today's guests the head of state asked to arrange a pre-christmas surprise, the seven fallen heroes visited the kremlin museums, the moscow zoo, the skating rink on red square, the wicked one in the big one, and the children also met the inhabitants of a stable near moscow, it seems guests we were satisfied, we liked it, there are some comments, and thank you very much for giving us such happiness, just the night before

christmas and this is... 2022 in ukraine, while performing military duties, how do you study, well , do you like it, and where do you go to school in moscow, do you like it, you and i also, during the meeting, the children shared their impressions of holiday and stories about how the horses were fed, at some point

putin decided in the literal sense: the problems faced touched upon the topic of regional payments to the families of fighters who did not live in the region where they were registered, sometimes in such cases the authorities they refuse to pay, not on purpose someone made it clear that all legal acts for everyone recognize the fact of permanent registration or conscription or signing a contract from where they for some reason do not take into account the ministry

of defense will definitely ... cooperate more closely with the defenders of the fatherland foundation, which provides comprehensive support for veterans of the northern military district and members of their families. so that this information is automatic to you, and you would have the importance. he promised to sort out some of the glitches in the military mortgage mechanism that the guests complained about, with social guarantees, the status of priests who are in the troops in the northern military district zone. at the end of the meeting, the president addressed the guests with a request to congratulate the soldiers who are now on the front line on christmas. one, two, three, congratulations. next , vladimir putin invited the family of heroes to a christmas dinner arranged in their honor. in addition, today i participated with the guests.

pavel pchelkin, yulia khodorova, andrey kirillov, artyom antonov, kirill loginov, channel one. now a special operation, strikes continue on military targets behind enemy lines in the nikolaev region, hit a large ammunition depot; a su-25 attack aircraft and a fighter were shot down in krivoy rog and dnepropetrovsk. su-27 of the ukrainian air force, as for the front line, russian units are actively operating along its entire length. during the day, the ukrainian armed forces lost over 600 militants, a large amount of equipment and weapons, including a french caesar self-propelled gun, three polish crabs, an american

m-119 howitzer and two british fh-70 guns. 14 hymers hurricane missiles, six neptune anti-ship missiles and almost four dozen drones were intercepted. more. our defenders, sergeant vladislav sidorov with a group of fighters blocked two enemy dugouts and kept them under fire control until the fortification was destroyed by armored vehicles that arrived in time, destroyed the machine-gun crew by throwing several grenades through the firing hole, and private dmitry lomakin intercepted a ukrainian drone with the help of an anti-drone weapon. it turned out that it was a reconnaissance drone; soon the enemy artillery struck, but our unit managed to quickly change position. in the christmas room. night kyiv terrorists launched a massive attack on donetsk using multiple launch rocket systems in several areas of the city at once. one of the targets was the sixth city hospital. patients were injured and the building was seriously damaged. they shelled gorlovka, makeevka and yasenovataya. in just one day

, the ukrainian armed forces fired more than two hundred munitions, including cluster munitions, across the territory of the republic. at the moment, three people are known to have died. the film crew of sergei panomariov is working in the capital of the dpr. in his report the footage shows the consequences of another war crime ukrainian militants. this is what the surgical building of the sixth city hospital in donetsk looks like now, almost all the windows from the first to the third floor are broken, the façade of the building is riddled with shrapnel, the shell itself fell a few tens of meters from here, a nurse injured three patients, nikita’s face and hand were cut by glass shards, at the time of the shelling , he was in a room on the second floor, it was generally tough, i was lying right next to the window, it turns out, well, my grandfather himself banged, we just had an operation in the morning, we both fell under bed, let's all lie down. the maternity ward was also damaged, the patients thanked the medical staff, who evacuated everyone to the basements within a matter of minutes, they were scared, no, i was under fire all the time in the north ,

investigators were working on the hospital grounds today, they found fragments of three shells, presumably the shelling was carried out by a multiple launch rocket system hurricane. fragments of ammunition were found at the scene of the shelling, these fragments will be taken for... more than 200 patients were transferred to other hospitals in the city, doctors and utility workers are eliminating the consequences shelling, damaged heating pipes with shrapnel, and neighboring houses were also hit. viktor lives nearby, he says there are no military installations around, why the flight here is unclear, if this is the rzso, as you say. they were definitely hitting, but the target was most likely a hospital. explosions on christmas night were heard in all areas of the city, including in the center, where our film crew was located at that moment. one of the shells fell.