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tv   Starik Khottabich  1TV  January 8, 2024 8:25am-10:01am MSK

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and there is also a question, where did you get the nose , rest a little, throw away the sap and knives , it’s better to sing on the path, give fear to the soul, kartous, kartous, where the red mustache was longing, and there is also a question, where did you get the long nose, grab them, finist, finist, wake up, my beloved, it’s me, your bride, alyonushka, look at me, my falcon. what happened
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to you? you will not recognize me. what is this? they put a spell on you. alyonushka.
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let's go, alyonushka, let's quickly come here, where are you, darlings, bigs, alyonushka, i 'll hold them up,
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that's it, yasha, i don't care for the enemy's back show, take care of alyonushka, but i still need to settle scores with the cartaus, instruct me, my dear ones.
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hey, cartaus, come out for a fair fight, i want to measure my strength with you one on one. you didn’t leave me in difficult times
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, thank you, conscientious, why did you fail without class , oh, forgive me, i did it by accident, well, let’s go home , don’t be afraid, i won’t run away from you anywhere, my beloved, that’s my whole story, about the past with a fable, and about a young man with a big, bright girl, about heroic courage, and about our good land that will give birth to heroes, sokolov.
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the brightest christmas in my life is probably almost every christmas, because together with my parents i go to the village, in the morning we go sledding down the mountain, like in ancient russia, give gifts, congratulate each other, light fireworks and there is a lot, this is herring under a fur coat, and baked chicken with potatoes, my favorite tatar dish is gubadiya na... this is such a pie, the most delicious dense dessert, after eating it, you will certainly be full for the whole day, dear beloved country, i i congratulate you on this bright holiday of christmas, i want to wish you all peace, kindness, comfort in your family, comfort in your native country.
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buska, i went, wait, onka, let's go, catch up, one last time, zhenya, shenka,
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look what i found, shenka, shen, heavy, suddenly? way of life, ancient jewelry that has enormous scientific significance will rot away when i bring it to the historical museum.
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oh, thank you, wonderful and wise youth, you are from amateur performances, i am from this thrice-cursed vessel, something seems different. the vessel was so small, and you so comparatively large, you don’t believe it, despised, forgive me, oh, my young savior, i’m not used to my words being questioned, by the command of jirjis, the king of the jinov, i was walled up in this vessel, like the disobedient ones and my own. unequal gin. gin is something of an american drink.
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i am not a drink, a hoarding youth, but a powerful and fearless wizard. hassan abdurrahman ibn khattab, that is, the son of khattab. the pants are completely intact, miracles, i don’t even consider such a small thing a miracle, it’s just crazy, forgive me, but i don’t have the honor of knowing your name, my name is...
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my people, i'm afraid i won't shock you, gossan khatabysh. in geography, to be honest, i can’t
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get an a+. by geography? no, among the genies there is no one more versatile in geography than your faithful servant. i will tell you the answers to all your questions, and even if your teachers try not to honor you with the highest praise, i will turn them into shock. covered with scabs, in disgusting and vile toads, here, however, it won’t come to that, because everyone will be delighted with your answers, thank you, gossan khatabych, but we pioneers are fundamentally against hints, we are fighting against them in an organized manner, i assure you, no one will hear my hint, well, yes, varvara stepanovna, such a rumor has no salvation, if he says that no one
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will hear, then no one will hear what i will tell you, will come straight from my respectful lips, your highly respectful ears, you won’t even have to think, your lips will open on their own, okay, so be it. only you need to change your clothes, our fashion is slightly different, so dress like your grandfather. yeah, that's great! what about the shoes? calluses, most caring
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caring, there are no better shoes for... well, kostelkov, can you tell us about india? the republic of india is one of the great states of asia. it is located on the hindustan peninsula. india is located almost at the very edge of the earth's disk. is located almost at the very edge of the earth's disk, disk, disk, from the north and west, india borders on a country where only bald people live, from the north and west, india borders on a country where only bald people live. why do
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you have crutches, have your teeth fallen apart? so hold your hands properly! your link is burning, light, all indicators? what are you happy about, pill? it is known that someone else’s misfortune, the pill rejoices, well, kostyulkov, you correctly state , so to speak, the geographical views of the ancients, but of course you know that the earth is not a disk, but a sphere, if the earth were a sphere. “if the earth were a ball, then the waters would flow down from it, and people would die of thirst, the waters would flow down from it, and people would die of thirst, but the earth has the shape of a flat disk, it is washed on all sides by a majestic river, called the ocean, the earth rests on six elephants, and these elephants stand on a huge turtle, this is how
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the world works from the point of view of science, ancient science, not ancient, but the only correct one. not the ancient one, but the only correct one, you kostelkov are not entirely healthy, you’d better come, well, at least on monday, what did you say, oh most worthy, what did you say, oh most worthy, well, of course... go home, kostelkov, you’ll come on monday, varvara stepanovna, let me come out, what did you
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do, almost failed the performance of the entire unit , got sick or something, and why didn’t i get sick, i... i’ll tell you everything later, later, then, if you don’t get sick, then on my part , this is pure hooliganism, this is not hooliganism at all, well, you and i will talk about this at the detachment council, quieter, zhenya, quieter, why should i be quieter, am i the one who’s on fire, ugh , a fool, and i can hear a fool, zhenya, zhenya , wow, what a wonderful student, did you shock the teachers of your comrades with your answers, shocked, but it seemed to me that this was a respectable woman,
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i was dissatisfied with the breadth of your knowledge, that what are you, gossan hatadu? would turn it into a block on which butchers butcher lamb carcasses, if i hadn’t seen that she showed you the highest honor, escorting you to the very doors of the class, peace be with her, of course, peace be with her, tell me, dismissal, what kind of boy is zhenya, he talked to you so kindly, yes well, he was going to work it out for me. please don’t be offended by me, but i, but i understand, no one will see me in yours. home, hey, you, psycho, who is this old man with
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whom you were just talking, not an old man, this is my father’s acquaintance from tashkent, and i ’ll think of it, and how can i tell him about all your art exams, oh so, you have to go far, dad is on a business trip. and i’ll go to your mother, i’m not proud, you’re not proud, you’re vile, oh, it’s been a long time since you earned a bream pill from me, but it’s just , just think, you can’t joke anymore, a real psycho, bald people, bald people, but you're a lad, cat, it's you, khatabych, it's me, with
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your permission, where are you? on the closet, with your permission, so why did you climb there so that no one would step on my callus, i still can’t come to my senses, this unworthy youth, what a youth, with with whom you were talking, entrance, and pill , this pill stepped on my callus, the primera youth, one word pill, liar, sneak, our whole class is drowning from him, i just don’t know what to do with him, leave this matter to me, oh warrior , you’re already home , you’ve been shopping again, mom... let’s go to dinner, i want to eat, i’m white as a wolf, i’m hungry, although everything is already ready, but of course i’m ready, now, now i’m here, just watch from here, don’t
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go anywhere, i’m listening, i’m going to obey, pogog, nicknamed the pill, i conjure you with a small spell. for what we need chinese christmas trees, when we can make our own, i decided to create a factory so that all the elements of the christmas tree are produced, we don’t just wind up the finished product, but we actually cast it and create this product, a man in a santa claus hat, five children, you feel like a wizard, a little bit, i think we’ll definitely find some pair of shoes for your look, we have a small creative workshop, everything is very individual.
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my grandfather is a legend, then it was called a pop artist, he assembled the kremlin hall for one time, wait, i thought he was a cook, you said something about the olivier signature, general greetings, what a great fellow, thank you for not forgetting the family tradition, today there will be an original presentation, who is that? lyuba, my bride, who? lyuba, excuse me, where did you come to us from? that is, she will have the apartment , i knew from childhood that i had nothing to gain from this family, i kind of should be angry with him, but i envy
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him, damn it, family life, some kind of fucking pawn shop, we need to start living like the rest of us your apartment is needed, it turns on, listen, here everything is so twisted, even i wouldn’t write something like that to myself, yes, no, daddy, it was you who twisted this plot, huh? he's nowhere to be found, how could he escape? sorry boss, your father is missing, i need your help.
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and what's that? this is for the holiday, do you think he will like it? marina yakovleva, you’re enviable, don’t be jealous, tatyana orlova, so, let’s start the reunion operation, elena safonova. you entered private territory, you entered... in the snow on january 13th on the first, what age are you, you will still be looking for marriage, and varvara stepanovna to him and he says, what are you doing, you fool, he replies, from our point of view, that’s what an idiot is, that’s what, what’s wrong with you? oh,
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mom, what's wrong with you? gogochka, you see, i wanted to say that volka, what’s wrong with you, gogochka, i’m listening, hello, i’m listening, yeah, i’m listening to you. i’m listening, it’s intact, he hasn’t done anything with it yet, it’s very stupid, i’m listening , i’m varvara stepanovna, why did you whisper like that, i’m not kidding, our device
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is a little damaged, how are you? good health, well, that’s great, that’s it, volodya, zhenya bagorad has been stored somewhere, you’ve had him for a long time i saw, if you find out where he is, please call me or his parents immediately, please, goodbye, okay, goodbye, varvara stepanovna. hit the road , at volka's, yes, zhenya disappeared, suddenly he drowned , he was going to swim after the exam, he didn't drown, but how do you know, shouldn't i know where he is, did you do something to him, i threw him far, far to the east, and i believe that he was sold into slavery there, let him now threaten you as much as he wants, ovolka, oh, what have you done, bring him back
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immediately, do you understand? but he ’ll work for you then, won’t he? well, let him work, please tell me that you came up with the idea of ​​sending living people to the brotherhood, return him immediately, do you hear? i listen, i obey, now, now, one more moment, and your friend will be in front of us. affected my abilities, i can’t bring your friend your wife back here, i forgot
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how it’s done. “what do i care that you forgot, managed to send him into slavery, manage to return him, i wanted you to feel better, oh god, there is, there is, perhaps, one thing remedy, what remedy, can i fly for your friend zhenya
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?" "but what about my mother, because she will worry if i fly away without saying anything, and if i do say anything, she will never let me in, this shouldn’t bother you, i promise you, no one will ever remember you during our absence, well, yes, you don’t know my mother, and you don’t know, ibtaba, damn pain!”
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"anything, uh-huh for me, ah-ah, and poor zhenya is now alone, alone, alone, alone, in a foreign land, oh, in a foreign land, in a foreign land, without friends, without friends, without friends, languishing in back-breaking labor , to languish beyond endurance, groans, poor fellow, oh, groans, poor fellow, groans, oh, groans, poor fellow,
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i remembered how to disenchant, now the warrior has only one most beautiful moment, here is zhenya, you little vulka, wow, what dampness, khatabych
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, get up, above the clouds, uh, listen , what are we flying on, it looks like a flying carpet , this is a flying carpet, there are no flying carpets , it happens, khatabych, what are you doing there, oh, woe is me, my beard is wet, just think, what a woe, oh, it’s bad for us, volka, how we'll hit the ground as soon as it's left. we are one wet spot, my beard is wet, i have become powerless, like a child, magic requires only the driest hair, wait, wait, the most important thing is not to lose calm, in such cases they throw
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the side of the ball on balloons, oh, goodbye indian bananas .
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yes it could have been worse.
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we died, we ended up in the palace of a powerful ruler, and my password has become gray, and i am powerless, now a guard will appear on you naked, woe is me. allah, ah, allah, it’s wet, volka, who is this old man? weirdo, is he crazy, talking about some rulers, this old man is a wizard, a real genie, bro, and just during the exam he... ruined everything today, well, yes,
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just keep quiet, he swore to destroy the teachers if they fail me in the exam , tell me, dear, this is not my towel, have mercy on us, o mighty lord, let him cut off my head alone, but sit down these youths, khatabych, get up and don’t talk nonsense, i won’t get up, i won’t get up, as long as this most beautiful and the most magnanimous sultan does not promise to save your life, o young friends.
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it’s not quite, well, here we are all wet , tired, oh, you also got caught in the rain in the mountains, i came completely wet, like a mouse, the old man might catch a cold, dear man, you are very familiar to me, you will not be from baku, you he looks like my dad, though my dad is older, he’s eighty-three years old, let it be known to you, oh sovereign ruler, that i’m already 3. 733, of course,
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dear, of course, but you’ve been wonderfully preserved, you can never be given more than 705, let's go, dear, let's eat, warm up, rest, let's go, dear, with us, dear dad, all the sultans, whoever works is the sultan, you understand, drink tea, warm up, i am the sultan. these boys' parents are also sultans, he is vasya, too, a sultan, do you want to know why vasya sultan, the noble miner understood? vasya kazantsev, innovator, best pool miner, you are good and to god, chafa, you want to say about jafar ali ibn mohammed, that there are noble miners, why are you laughing at,
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soon you will say that there are noble shepherds, well, yes, there are even a lot, famous shoemakers, yeah. noble sweaty, noble bitches, why are you laughing, you'll dry out, you'll see, well, you'll spend the night in our room, but show me your tongue, it's quite normal, the pulse is normal, the heart is excellent... okay, but how's your stomach? your stomach is normal, and you’ve had it for a long time - it’s been barking since yesterday, but come on, young man, tell me how it started? and just like that, out of nowhere, i
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told my mother about how volka kostulkov, volka is our neighbor’s boy, a so-so child, well, further, further, further, then i tell the story. to my mother about how this fool valka, you see, doctor, it’s just some kind of horror, or maybe he has nerves, m, nervousness, should i prescribe some powders or pills, and what if i cleanse his stomach, give me some time, think a little, look through some literature. a rare, very rare case, well, that means it’s like this, well, let him lie down for another day, don’t go out, okay, come on, show
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your tongue again, a rare case. no, just like, well, you see, khatabych, do you remember the book that i read before we flew away from moscow, do i remember a book worthy of your attention? you offend me, oh most precious one, but maybe for her to be here now? there is nothing easier, but why don’t you go to bed at such
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a late hour? yes, insomnia, how sad it is, insomnia in such a young boy! oh, oh, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, most precious, bark, bark, oh most beautiful!
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svetlo. aw, it's dark.
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well, how did your beard, khatabych, grow out at night, volka, do you hear, now it would be nice to be on this plane to moscow. and pajamas,
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we brought with us sanatorium pajamas, oh-oh-oh, woe is me, woe is me. the parcel was sent, well, yes,
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no one pays attention to us, as if we are flying from the very airfield, a mighty old man, he can do anything. this sea was made by my uncle, sea, sea, uncle, uncle, you want to say that you are allah’s nephew, my uncle is the commander of a walking excavator, nikitin ivan petrovich, he is now digging the kyubushevskoye sea, oh blessed one, i believed you so much, volko, and you tell me so shamelessly, it’s not true, he’s only telling the truth, he even has a newspaper at home with a portrait of his uncle. i’ll show them how fast it is, it’s convenient, it’s an aerial
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chariot, you just make a little noise, it’s okay there's nothing to be done, it's the hum of jet engines, there's nothing to be done, it's waiting?
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tell me about volka, what does the word fool mean, you know, well, it’s kind of like a sage. oh, i wish i could get on the phone right now, why did this happen, there ’s a line at the military, come on, even more, oh, butka, where is it?
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come on, zhenya, the question is clear. eh, designer, that means there’s nothing inside, but shouldn’t there be something inside? let's go, let's go, khatabych, let's not humble ourselves in front of people. oh, you know, now you have to, well, quickly, quickly, leave, quickly. attack me, oh fair volka, if you want, i’ll give you a plane, from a whole piece of marble, oxen to harness such a plane, and instead of reproaching your devoted servant, you’d better take it and explain how it works, you can’t explain it so easily, for this you need to go there are many different sciences, and you don’t even know how to read yet, so teach me all these sciences, oh young fool, as you said, who is this idiot,
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of course you, because you are not... yes, you are wise, you know what, khatabych , don’t call me a fool anymore, i appreciate your modesty, oh voyka, so tell me, will you teach me these sciences that give a person such magical power over things, i don’t know everything myself yet, so explain to me what you already know, just to carefully prepare your lessons, hand to hand, and...
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wow, here yes, this is the most beautiful of the palaces of the caliph, harun al-rashid, and what is in it now, nothing for now, it is yours, ovaka, mine, let no one be killed, neither the palace nor us, and let them not remember anything about it, clear, clear, look. look, ovoika! this palace belongs to the savior of the genies, an unsurpassed expert in geography and other sciences, the first of divers and swimmers, the royal young pioneer volka ebnalesh, may
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his name be glorified forever and ever. the name of his happy parents, frankly speaking, is not enough self-criticism, but that’s not the point, the sign needs to be changed, reinforced with diamonds, it needs to be written, this wrestler belongs to rano , which kind of ronno, doesn’t matter which one, best of all ours, krasnopresnensky, i don’t know , who is rono, i admit that he is a worthy person, but did rano free me from a thousand-year imprisonment? "no, he didn’t do it too early, but you, oh most wonderful deignant, you only this palace will belong to you, well, you understand, i don’t want to understand, either to you or to no one, well, you must agree, why did he surrender this palace to me, that i am a sanatorium club , some kind of institution, then you don’t agree, the crystal of my soul , i don’t agree, eh, well, should i give this too? it’s too early for you, about
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the richest of the high school students, who is the richest? i, look, monka, all this is yours, that’s all, elephants, and camels, and horses, and donkeys, everything that these bags are filled with, these people who are carrying cargo and animals, it’s all yours,
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zhenya, come here! oh, volka, there’s a whole lot here stock, what is it? zhenya, dear , just don’t be scared, i’m a slave owner , you’re crazy, i’m also an elephant owner, and a camel owner, and i also own some riches, and what’s in these bags, the most precious of goods, oh zhenya! obchi, pepper, cinnamon, smoke, imbit, vanilla, opchi, then it’s clear that it’s clear , it’s clear why everyone is sneezing, probably some bag of spice has become leaky,
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we all sniff it and sneeze, let the leaky bag become whole again and let the spilled goods, spices, be collected in it no longer a palace, spices can... belong either to a club or a sanatorium, spices are needed in every household, i finally guessed what can make you rich and happy, but why do i need so much pepper and vanilla, 100 grams each, perhaps i i would take it, and zhenya too , but the rest needs to be distributed to the population, so not distributed, but sold, you will have money, a lot of money, and money is fame, money is as many friends as you like, well, decide for yourself, khatabych, who needs fame and friends for money? no, death is better than becoming a speculator. yeah, of course, death is better. shenka, let me try it on. you forgot that money gives the most
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reliable and lasting power over people. why do we need power, are we some kind of kings or capitalists? means. give it to what’s his name, your early, no, early has nothing to do with it, it’s best to give such goods to a grocery store, like zhenya, yeah, since food products, that means a grocery store or ruts, no, no, do you hear, no, no, and also once, no, neither early, nor to the grocery store, nor to any other friend of yours, i will not give these riches, so you know, oh, blessed one, and the slaves... are set free, but that goes without saying, and the animals are in the zoo, that's it , that's it, ah, it's all your barbarian stepanna, she
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taught you not to accept my gifts, it won't go away anyway, now i, now, you know what, you know what, let's go to the circus, do us a big favor, let's go to the circus, we really dream of going to the circus. you alone can help us, you are so omnipotent , the circus, this is something like a sanatorium, this is a thousand times, a million times more interesting, well, you, well , dear, what about all this, well, let it become invisible, one camel we wish we could came in handy, that's right, let's go to the camel circus, yakutia is called the freezer chamber of siberia, and for the locals -30 is not a problem at all, -40 is
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a slight chill, but they say nothing about -50 , we'll survive, the temperature is low, that's why we and the stopwatch freezes, the bulletin freezes, and why don’t walruses freeze, our walruses are hardened, guys, my uncle told me. he worked as a driver, that the bus was heated inside the cabin, heated with wood, wood, firewood, yes, but you yourself wear high boots, that ’s it, that’s all.
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legends of retro fm is on the first today. to the centenary of the outstanding director. come on, take revenge, take revenge, they insulted our family. petrik, they are bad people, i conjure you. petrik, my dear, who did you leave me for? great feud. three days.
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shadows of forgotten ancestors are on the first today. i will ask you to be closer to the sidewalk, citizens must comply. please, please, comrade policeman,
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i won’t do it anymore, let us go, please , because this is the first time, everyone says for the first time, we must respect, last name, your last name, kostelkov, nothing, nothing, now talk to me to him as the noble savior of the qings should say, how dare you, guardian, how dare you, despicable guardian, supports me during the precious hour of my walk. finally, you heard a speech full of courage and dignity , i am the most outstanding youth of this city, i am the most outstanding youth of this city, okay, young man, they will figure it out in the department , what does the ham have to do with it, we must comply, dear comrades, you are not listening to me, is it me who speaks, it’s he who makes me speak.
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tremble and don't piss me off, tremble and do not make me angry, for i am terrible in anger, i swear by my beard, for i am terrible in anger, i swear by my beard, that is, his beard, citizens, the child has a strong fever, the child is actually smoking, i am terrible in in anger, citizens, i ask you to disperse, why didn’t you see the smoking boy, or something, khatabych, let him disappear, and... we will find ourselves in the circus and let everyone forget about this incident.
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antra. “well, i ran, i’ll take care of geography, and you stay with khatabych, we all need to leave, everything is here, everything is here, look, let’s go to city, it’s so uninteresting here today, let’s go
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, what about you, my dear friends, i ’ve never been as interested as in this marvelous tent, go away, i’ll come back to you, the show will end, that you, you and i will never we won’t part, no way, these are my good friends, we need to use every free minute to study, now we will study the alphabet according to this program, with joy and pleasure, zhenya, this is the letter a , understandable, understandable, but what?
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it tastes better than the most wonderful charbet. they will even court sorashuleiman and daoud. i didn't eat such luxury. where are you hurrying, o lovely maiden with a face like a segment of the moon? i take everything. and i'll go get the tray later.
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what caused this noisy applause? don't you see, from a completely empty box, don't hold me back, my friends. enough!
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you are being deceived, you are being deceived, these are not miracles, this is ordinary sleight of hand, are these miracles?
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what do you say?
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khatabych, khatabych, khatabych, it’s like, what’s wrong with you, you don’t have a face, how is it? they didn’t give you any praise, but there was such applause, but from you, oh volka, i never heard applause, and you can bring everyone back to the circus, yeah, well, yeah, even he can’t do that. i, you know, what a thing, i’m from
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the state circus department, i kindly ask you to come with me to the directors’ office, we offer you a tour of the soviet union, agree to all the conditions. don't you see, he is sick, he has a high fever. now i will provide you with a car. “the old man ate a lot of ice cream, so first of all the match, not before football, we need to treat the old man, khatabych, hotabych, dear, what are you, khatabych, what a very good old man, really wonderful, after all, it’s not his fault, he always wants it to be better, if he knew how much trouble he gives us, yeah, that’s why he got annoyed with the barbarian.” “she’s really strict, but fair, fair, his
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if only we could re-educate our old man, yeah, his upbringing really isn’t important, but he’s a good, sincere person, listen, zhenya, suddenly, suddenly he dies, we definitely need to save him, cure him, oh, my dear, dear, young friends, close eyes, khatabych, try to sleep, you need peace, a sick person peace is required, a sick person needs it, a sick gene does not need it, if the sick gene is pitied, he immediately recovers from this, don’t you really know this, from your scientific books. now i’m already quite healthy, and riho tabych and go to...
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football, well, i’ll finally study geography, okay, khatabych, let’s go to football, today is the decisive match between the teams, the puck is from the kill, yeah, what does the word match mean , this is the most interesting thing in the world, more interesting than the circus, at least no less, let's go, but volka, well, maybe i’ll come later, yeah, let’s go, just a minute, oh zhenya, drag me downstairs,
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okay. bark, bark, i won’t save you, so what, i punished you for not being a friend to your comrades, i admit my mistakes, i admit my mistakes, remember, every time you are about to say nasty things about someone. snitch or gossip, only a nasty dog ​​like will come out of your mouth, don’t say nasty things and you won’t bark, i got it, oh, i got it, i got it, now you’ll forget that i was here, but you’ll remember your promise
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all life. presses the chisels, they will hit the puck, but that’s another way to say it. oh, you see, they’ll hit you , it’s not so easy, will these young people really have to run and push each other all the time, just to
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kick this nondescript ball for a moment, huh? khatabysh, your job? i believe that everyone will enjoy playing with their own ball to their fullest, what nonsense, but understand, you eccentric!
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still, but today he has urgent work, there is no work that i would not happily do for our good friend volka. greetings! i’m here at the stadium, the most beautiful of the students, you can’t imagine, ovolka, how guilty i am in front of the puck, i’ve lost my measured voice, shameful gray hair.
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“of course, no one will believe it, well, now you
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’ve seen it, it seems you’ve seen it, but no one will even believe it, they’ll laugh, you mixed everything up, i asked you to play along with the chisel, i didn’t mix up anything, this is the stadium of my heart.” what does it mean? you know that my wife and i are rooting for the chisels, but what about the puck? alas, it is so! goal! mother! i carry, i carry, i carry, i carry, i carry, 12:00, logochka, i carry, oh,
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crazy, loved, stuffed, loved, stuffed, why dare you? 17:00, oh, mom, well done, how cool, oh well done!
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look what a wonderful team you are disgracing, the zubilovites are a growing team, good on...
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whatever you want, choose, me or the puck, but you yourself are a fan, the goalkeeper of my heart, choose, i humbly await your orders, let everyone understand that i scored . is not to blame for her defeat and let everyone forget about this stupid match. i listen and obey. attention, due to the fact that the entire chisel team suddenly fell ill with measles. the panel of judges recognized it is necessary to cancel the mother, the referee, the puck, however, until the team recovers. check.
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“i try all the time, honey, to bring you joy, but i only bring you grief and trouble, i let you down in the exam, don’t deny, don’t deny, nothing like that , no, no, no, i let you down, i let you down, i know, then, khatabych, you know, let’s talk like man to man, i’m paying full attention, so
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, i already like your miracles...” stand in the throat, genie, you are, of course, extremely powerful, but in modern life you you understand worse than a baby , it’s understandable, alas, it’s understandable, so, if you want to perform a miracle, then consult with people, i will consult with you, volk, and if you are absent or are preparing for a re-examination, then, i swear, honest pioneering . “hello, hello, you know what the thing is , i finally found you, i really ask you to immediately send the circus with me for negotiations, otherwise you know what the thing is, the director will tear off my head for you, let him just try to tear off the head of such a worthy person , like you, agree, khatabich, i am a tsvirka - an irreplaceable person, i listen, i obey, very good, only this, as if only..."
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the precious one
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is great, and my artistic direction, bravo, hota, age. indicate the number of years you have turned and months: 3732 years and 5 months. and the orphan is written with and, not with s. please sign, tomorrow at 4:30
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there will be a production meeting for the sections of illusionists and fakirs. every day from four to s. i go through under the guidance of my young friends high school course, special success, i started doing geography , my wise teacher, volka ibn alyosha, yesterday i passed the exam in geography with excellent marks, well done guys, oh, khatabych, it’s time for us to start classes, yes, it’s already 4 o’clock, now, now, now, now, just a minute, my dear teachers, i don’t dare detain our highly respected spectators any longer, i must say goodbye to them. goodbye, my dear friends, you and i will see
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many more miracles, good and beautiful. this is the news on the first, hello, in valery korablev’s studio, in this issue. supersonic fighters showed the highest class of combat maneuvers of the su-34 in the krasnolimansk direction and fire attack tactics from acacia crews. coordinates.

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