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tv   Olive  1TV  January 8, 2024 4:20pm-6:01pm MSK

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where you will bargain with each other for the right to name the melody after my hint the game is on, well, friends, we have the final andrey alexander, please, i guess this melody from five notes, i from seven, i from twelve from nevabank sold out, please forgive me this is from another show. what movie roles did he not play? sometimes his characters even said: i now live in moscow, work in a nightclub. so what can you do? in this film, burunov is completely unrecognizable. in short, i examined everything, the shelling sector here is very bad, everything is clean, your niece is not in danger. and the girl is cute. once he was invited to act in film by mikhalkov himself. here he is.
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behind nikita sergeevich’s shoulder, well, that’s actually the whole role, well, yes, i was lucky, the casting director called me, she said, she called, she said, well, will you go, i say, why not go, what kind of question is it, when i ’m also filming with nikita sergeevich, he said, who, who, who, the artists, well, they raised their hands, i raised them too, i said, let’s come here, you here, you here, you here, that’s it, here’s me lucky he nikita sergeevich taught me a lot, in fact, during the filming of these sun-weary ones, i saw a great man, now without flattery, without anything, absolutely seriously, i saw how you need to treat your profession, how you need to respect himself in it, how he works with artists, this...
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this is this song, there is always something, i see how he creates something creative there, here a miracle happens, the scene was just in the barracks when he i’m having a nightmare, so i look, i just looked, didn’t take my eyes off, how to work, as i watch, he is gaining, gaining wealth, tears appear in his eyes, he is having a nightmare when he screams there, nadya, nadya, here he is, he’s done, he’s laying down, camera , motor, motor, starting, ready , started, that's it, nadya, nadya, nadya, suddenly, stop, replacing the battery, i will never forget what it was, he, with his eyes on his knees, oh, with tears on his knees, just like that, he raises his eyes to vlad apelyanets , i’m difficult, additionally, now, yes , i’m cleaning up, he says, you, he says, you’re crazy, but to put it mildly, you, you’re crazy, guys, he said everything, he says, are you all, are you? you're crazy, his
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tears are rolling down like a hail, he says: what are you doing, what are you doing, what have you done, he says, you don't understand at all, he says, well, the cell is iron, i'm not, it will take it off until it burns, well, you look in that very place, you don’t see that you have only one left, this is a stick, everything is vlad, that’s it, vlad apelyansky.
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since ninety-two, which means there are smart guys and smart girls on the air, today is the last light that will decide who will get an education in moscow state institute of international relations mgmo, who will remain a simple local yard jerk. our permanent secretary veronica armagedonova and the honorable ario pag aks kronidovich
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myamlitsev will monitor what is happening. hello. hello, gentlemen. and gentlemen agonists, when it gets interesting or someone gets stupid, you ’ll wake me up, because i’ll laugh, a question for all three agonists: in russia this holiday was considered a harvest festival, here carefully, it’s not the spring announcement of poop, but what kind the holiday in question, please, evvampi barmatun, the answer is incomplete, in honor of what saint it was named, what was customary to put on the table, what color underwear did the boyars wear, why did they put a bumblebee under the mattress, the holiday was named after evampisariysky, on the day whenever the kisari boyars in russia
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wore gray underwear, as a sign that no other fabric had yet been imported to russia, they usually placed a chair on the table, from where... kotyakhov rushes forward, i have a question for the other participants: what nickname did he have? king of spain philip of candalou? please, ambrosia poyasnitsyan. during the spanish rule in europe, this was a very common nickname for the hunchback. and if you think about it, during the time of spanish rule in
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europe, it was not as common as hunchback, but also a common nickname, one-eyed. yes. eh, ah. mrossya, mrossya, is it really flat-footed? the correct answer is: hunchbacked, you named it at the very beginning, and this is undoubtedly the order of the silk clever, but there were notes of doubt in your answer, so the smart guy goes to you with his leg torn off. question for the third participant.
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burnov, well, how would it be, well, it doesn’t, well, it doesn’t work out, there, well, it’s the same thing as saying there, i don’t know, i don’t like santa claus, well, well, well, i don’t know, there or there i don’t know, i don’t like the new year , of course there are such people, maybe it evokes some associations or something like that, but for the majority it is of course, that’s why seryozha
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burunov is a new year, it’s like a new year, but that’s how it is, it’s like like our grandfather, father frost, whom everyone, of course, is waiting for like a miracle that just came, something there, something it doesn’t seem to do anything, man , he just says something, but it’s impossible to tear himself away, and somehow it immediately becomes warmer, well, my soul, and how he sings, oh, everything is for you, elizaveta lvovna for you, victoria petrovna for you , marusya from rostov, for you, everything for you, a fan club from...
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when you are in another workshop on the other hand, this is of course hell, this is a round-the-clock work, 10 artists, everyone needs a number, you need to rack your brain, sit down , that this is beneficial, that... this doesn’t work out for me, with no one at all,
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nothing works out, it comes in one ear, flies in, another, flies out, get it together, you have it. i have nothing to do here, i love talented people, that’s the thing, and you, oh, what was at the rehearsal, let it stay at the rehearsal, i sometimes wanted to ask him some questions, he kept telling me, san, well. .. you know everything yourself, you understand everything yourself, well, it seems like i really understand everything myself, but
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i still will never succeed since he, to work on a parody of dmitry nageev, burunov took alexander oleshka behind the scenes of the voice project , dmitry was gentle about this i’m not happy to say, it’s a voice and i’m dmitry nogiev, that you were scared, oh quiet, turn it off. what is oleshka doing here,
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please take the guys out, security, so that i don’t see him anymore, wait, i see him as a lyrical hero, i see him as an actor in some costumed historical films, i see him as an actor in depth, in breadth, look how he played, i don’t know, repeat the small episode in the project when the three of us... but the sin was me and him acting out the famous fragment from the film wedding, but it’s brilliant when he it turns out, he is silent, i already want to look at him, they are forcing you away from me, i am not yours, i am not yours, they will take you away from me, i am not yours , not mine, i don’t have to see your clapping, i don’t have to hear
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your speeches, i don’t have to share with you of your suffering, and a quiet remembrance of maksimoch. yes , it’s you in your melancholy and quiet joy, is it possible for the groom to do this, well, shame on you, disgusting, they won’t snatch you from me, i’m not yours, but i’m yours, i won’t snatch you out. forever you are mine, and you
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are mine, what are you thinking about? marriage is a serious step, you need to think about everything here, comprehensively, in detail, how disgusting you all are! skeptics, well, without you i’m suffocating, they’ll take themselves away from me, i’m not yours. i’m not yours , they’ll take you away from me, i’m not yours, they’re mine, looking at this number, alexander shirvin became so emotional that he told all the spectators how he hinted to burunov that he should leave the
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sater theater, the fact is that... .and he, he won’t let you lie, when he worked in the satire theater, did you work in the satire theater? well, it was a sin, at all the banquets, at all the feasts, at the end, when it was all over, they said, and now borunov will show, and he went out to show a parody, and then he will let me collect it in a couple of years, i say: seryozha, do you want to die as a performer of this parody? he has an interesting fate, it seems to me, i even told seryozha, this is our last time . and he left the theater and became buranov. we saw each other quite recently, because he and i have always been very talented, but we worked in the same film. i looked at him, and i said: “seryoga, you know, artists
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can grow old, artists can have some things on their faces, that’s what you are.” so that i was like bruce lee, yes , i was engaged in martial arts , i didn’t do anything, that is, i was there, i sat like a vandam on stools in a negative split, that is , they put me up there for some kind of all these demonstration kata, because i raised my leg there, that is, i turned out to be a flexible
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guy, we sat with him on the set, and i said: gray, i said, you’re just in demand, you’re so needed now, you’re so interesting now , people have people’s love for you, you are yours, yours, as if in every home, and he lowered his eyes with his earring, and i understand that there is no acting or some kind of stupid coquetry in this, he really doesn’t really understand from my point of view how talented he is, how big he is as an artist, how he is a grandiose personality, so is sergei. buruno has slightly different memories of filming the film with maria aronova. the filming was extremely difficult, well, in general, any filming is extremely difficult and it is never easy. the first two days of shooting with maria valerievna, the first two shifts were in the field, they were both night. it was better not to touch maria valeryevna at all. she said, she says, now
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it’s the first 2 days, look like these, she said, in general, for the first 2 days i hate everyone, then i’ll love them. but it was better not to approach her like that, because the basilisk’s gaze was there, it was enough to look and turn into stone, and so we ran with her, and i was once a sports guy, but i thought that i could , i couldn’t, we were running through the wheat, the wheat is like this, well , beautiful, if you watch the movie, ours, like this is called, in our beautiful... the amount of time he worked, and the voice was completely different, in combination with
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the picture, then i found out that he voiced it here too, he voiced this, this, i’m just looking at it for all. i am directly amazed by the versatile potential of some talent that is in one person, but there is no need for such conversations, so yes, no, if you want to close me behind an iron door, then i live behind it, i die at this job 100 times this day, i’m doing the third raid, and i’m like this, thank you, yeah, now you’re comfortable royal you have a shovel, you have it, but it’s just a shadow from it, with a gulkin’s nose, such a goof, it’s a heart attack! train, tomorrow fox will be taken to zaks to get married, he asked me to tell
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you that he doesn’t want to drag around for all the honest company, in what sense, but i don’t know, i didn’t say anything, we met with sergei burunov on tver boulevard, and he told us about his favorite places and showed in which direction his love ran away from him. in young age. one might say in my youth, although now, in principle, i’m not old on the one hand, so we often with we were hanging out with friends here, so our assembly point was mainly here, that is, where we’ll meet on tver, and there’s some kind of atmospheric thing here, we sat here on the benches, chatted cheerfully, and sometimes drank wonderful drinks . we were having fun, and then we went on, here behind the theater at the nikitsky gate there was our favorite so-called georgian, georgian
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cafe, it was very cheap and tasty, so we ordered kebabs and borscht there, we also drank wonderful drinks, and then walked already on arbat, car. and now we will stop him from driving through the pedestrian zone and invite him to work, by the way, guys, write down, here are drivers, drivers and road workers, just in case, you never know, so, as they say, today it’s thick, tomorrow it’s empty, as they say producers for me, very often, here along this boulevard my love, my beloved, ran away from me, i suffered terribly, yes, wow, i sat, drank a drink, cried, i don’t remember on which bench, somewhere around there in at the beginning, here somewhere near sergei alexandrovich yesenin,
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i think i don’t remember now , it was a long time ago, she shouted, let’s run, and we agreed to meet, and i didn’t understand this act at all, i stood there, she ran there, well , naturally i didn’t run, i was dejected i was dejected. and this is another hit of the show “big difference”. good evening! the program "capital" of the show "field of miracles" is on air. it is my pleasure to introduce you to our first participant, maria ilyinichna. hello, maria ilyinichna, please spin the drum. allow me, as they say, to start with leonid arkadyevich.
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in the evening i turn on the tv, i am the only one who chooses the channel, not komololov and not yarmolnik, the other one has sunk into my soul, he will take all troubles away from us with his radiant smile, because with his gorgeous program he will lead us to a good mood, adults and children love him, and even a bad bully, because the most important thing in the world is for him to spin. his drum is always at any time of the year, sorry for god's sake, but oh, you have a turn change,
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thank you, and we move on to the second participant, yuri stepanovich, please, i work at the mint and on behalf of the whole team, oh, and on my own behalf, oh, my god, i want to give you... this dried fish, yeah, my wife caught it, yeah, your wife caught it, thanks to your wife, oh, one second, you, you have 300 points on drums , on the board there is a word of eight letters, and your letter, wait a second, uh, the letter a, so, if there is such a letter, then i ask you to open it, but for now they open the letter.
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we look carefully and what do we see? there is no letter in this word, and we move on to the third participant, our third participant, tamara nikolaevna oreshnikova. tamara nikolaevna, please turn it, arkady leonidovich, leonid yakuboevich, i came from orenburg, i work at a construction warehouse, and i want
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to tell you something famous. the whole world so beloved by us, our, world-famous orenburg down roofing felt, our symbol , please put it on, but what about, tamara nikolaevna, maybe this letter, i now also want you from my husband and from all the employees of our lamp enterprise. give one more symbol, what is it? the millionth lamp they removed from the territory. please take it, thank you, tamara nikolovna, maybe we can name the letter after all, we need the letter to name, i haven’t donated everything yet, the main thing is this, this is from our main city- forming enterprise, orenburg.
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bucket hat, what do you put on, where i put it on, i myself, oh, how it suits you, and it will come with you.
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dog captive country of limonnia, country without plant in the country of limonnia, an underground passage will come out , try to find it. you don't hear me, i don't hear you. can't we really understand each other? legends of retro fm. today is the first one. vodka. veta, a product of stellor group. major
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cleansing, restoring the liver after holidays, dragon's eye, lychee, what are the benefits, treatment of cancer in children - a christmas miracle, the program to live healthy, helps everyone, tomorrow on the first, easily jumps into buffoonery, into clowning in such a way, yes, how much we adore him, he is with it comes with ease, but as a rule, sadness happens. clown, this is the case, it seems to me that i want to be in peace and quiet, there is some kind of not sadness, but some kind of sadness somewhere in the eyes, and this is not bad, not good, this is how it is, and few people get this, but it’s as if life, which you can never hide in life, it determines sincerity and so on and so on and so on, and of course the great soviet artists, they had it in
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their eyes, everything was somehow very... harmonious and organic in his life happens, because if there, i don’t know, some kind of great fame came to him when he was young and so on, and i think we would now have some kind of... this is another seryozha burinov, not the one we all love and know, it seems to me, he really doesn’t really understand my point of view, how talented he is, how big he is as an artist, how big a personality he is, we asked sergei what is the most difficult thing in the profession of an actor, yes, everything is complicated, well, complicated like, well, i don’t know, well, everything is complicated, depending on
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... one, you see, he will go astray, but will play, because he has an instrument and notes, but he will play right away, but with us, without a director, without a cameraman, without a play, without partners, everything, everything, of course, it’s complicated, everything is complicated, but the nice thing about being an actor is that you can play anyone create an illusion, that is, i can be anyone, it’s very interesting, well , there is a moment, how to say, a confessional moment , that is, i can express what hurts me, that is, my creativity
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allows me to do this, and well, i don’t know who can stop me from doing this, and of course they would love me, just a second. we’ll sit with my father, we’ll sit together, on the porch until the morning, until the morning, we’ll talk about this, about everything, tadudam, tadudam, tadudam, we’ll prepare for filming, and the lights roar, silence. not seen, not heard, they give off lights like fireflies, grace, my sunny grandfather, there was a balalar, da-doo-dy, da-doo-dam
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, da-duda, sunny grandfather, won the war, and returned home with orders, we’ll sit down with... with my father we’ll quietly sing about the horse that walks through the fields, i was a son, i will become a father, i look like my grandfather, and the river flows, rolls pebbles under it, and bakes them, there is a grandmother of pancakes, they will be russian, they will be sad... they themselves with bones are very tasty, and the river flows and a new turn, vein, my blood flows from my grandfathers and fathers, and the river flows, and the river flows, and the river
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flows, stop, it was, be healthy, most importantly, take care of yourself, wonderful, thank you, the brightest christmas in my life is probably almost every christmas, because together with my parents i go to the village, in the morning we go sledding down the mountain, like in ancient times...
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kindness, comfort in the family, comfort in my home country.
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near the forest on the edge, i lived in a hut during the winter, maybe i’m fine there, you’ll live, that he’s right with you. we’ll kiss, but what are you against? well , i think that once upon a time all the girls in the country dreamed of kissing people's artist mikhail verin. some even missed it. and the great meter of humor made many happy in this luxurious house. this is no longer my home, it’s more like memories of that time, which i sometimes want.
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come back, you have an expensive memory, misha, you know, memory in general is the most precious thing we have, uh, listen, lyubash, be so kind as to look at how our olivier is doing, something tells me that it’s not olivier’s main dish at all in the evenings, well, it’s dustier all over your apartment, there will be dust when you live in minsk, you only come to moscow for concerts, and even then not so often. by the way, what is it like to be an artist? how do you like it say it's the same as making a salad. look, it’s not enough to write a good text, huh, it’s not enough to have beautiful eyes, a beautiful face, that’s also not the key to success, and is this the most common? a mistake , and the main thing is how everything is mixed in what
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proportion, and if successful, then the salad will please many, just like an artist, it will please the applause, well, somehow with salads, you know, it doesn’t work out, i have them all the time they spoil, rot in the refrigerator, well , in short, this is not my thing, you probably know, there is another side to my profession, too, they forget quickly, they remember that... eyeliner, you know, not that often, what is your profession like? onion, everyone doesn’t like me, but it’s impossible without me, yes, for sure, without onion, you see, a puncture, it’s the same as an artist forgetting the text, stage, we correct, of course, this law has long been known to me. dear dog you are, it seems to me that you
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chose me faster than cognac, and there wasn’t a special choice yet, i took what was not yet open, look at the choice, it’s worth breaking my head, besides, dad is always i drank what was given to the secretary general and him, does it really matter what to get drunk with, well, there should be holidays in life and not just gray everyday life, maybe this one, what are you trying to say, that i’m a gray spot, i... said it wrong , what did you say? i said, maybe this one, this one is too expensive for you, you can’t afford it, just like a new apartment, why can’t i afford it, i can afford this one, i can, wake up, try it in life at least once again, don’t let the smile out of your closed eyes, even though success is capricious, it chooses from those who can be the first to laugh at themselves. our own car
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, but we would have already arrived, it’s not far, 10 minutes , then let’s not develop at all, we can walk or take a minibus, really , okay, that’s it, i’m sorry, i love you, you know, sometimes it seems to me that i’m alone , trying to push us forward. the whole problem is that you haven’t dealt with your past lives, go to this session of regressive immersion, but ok, fine.
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damn, dim, i don’t even know that i’m going there, i don’t know anyone from your family, my grandfather at all i’ve never seen you, but you know me, well, that’s an argument, fool, here you go, my grandfather is a legend, back then it was called a pop artist, it’s like a modern stand-up comedian now, he collected the kremlin hall at one time, he traveled all over the soviet union, wait, i thought he was a cook, what are you doing? he said something about the signature olivier, yes, olivier for my grandfather is a tradition, before there was nothing in the scoop, but my grandfather could get it all, at our family holidays there was always olivier with peas, with pickled cucumbers, with sausage, he let the children know that he was everything controls and that everyone in his family will have a rash , he even later read to us some of his new monologue, yeah, so if he’s so
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cool, why does he live in belarus and not in russia, thank you, draniki, mochanka, kholodnik , yes, for the sake of... i generally see it like this, here you go, hello everyone , hello everyone, guys, my grandfather is really cool, you know what his profession is, he is a pop artist, he read monologues, and also his grandfather
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at every family feast olivier cooks, it seems to me that this is no coincidence, olivier is a metaphor for family. there are many different ones ingredients, all together - this is already a complete dish, but even if you have found the perfect recipe, you should never relax, it’s easy to spoil an olivier family, someone has a wife, the mayonnaise has exceeded the fat content, someone’s sausage over time is not according to the standard , someone’s grandfather has become winded, but today i have to add a new ingredient to our family olivier. add, well, in the sense of introducing a girl to his family, grandfather will make some kind of joke in his own style, for example, here you are, here i am, here with him, yes, blink, if he is holding you hostage, we will help, or you are from kaluga and born in 2001, you
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don’t go too far in your relationship, i just performed there with a concert in 2000, you may be relatives or... do you want me to show you his childhood photographs, where he is naked. by the way, the previous girlfriend said that nothing has changed with him, it’s interesting to know your opinion, the main thing is that she will laugh 100%, and if i told her this, she would immediately decide that i’m a moron, in general it’s cool to be a grandfather, he not stereotypical, while all the other grandfathers were playing dominoes in the yard, mine was playing in the theater variety, while ordinary grandfathers were scolding gorbachev, mine could call him. honestly, i love going somewhere, although it seems that for my family these trips are like a planned car, just to stop by, see if everything is fine and then go on about our business, or not even that, but an annual talent competition to see who is the coolest sincere love will win back, yes, the main prize, an expensive apartment in the will, in general
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it would be cool if my family voiced all their thoughts out loud. for what sins of mine was this creepy creature given to me, this immoral, you are our last chance, if nothing works out, she will commit suicide, technically this is our patient, but the risk of an unsuccessful outcome of the operation puts not only the patient, but the entire institute at risk. who is behind the operation? grigorievich. doctor preobrazhensky. new ones from the series, watch after the program time. we're here to make sure you don't put your ambitions before your life.
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on the centenary of the outstanding director, anu, take revenge, take revenge, they insulted our family, they are bad people, petrik, my dear, to whom did you leave me, great enmity between our families, nothing, marichka, i’ll tell mom, i’ll take you to us, let their cattle perish like mine, ivanka, they destroyed our mouth, and you won’t be with us together, look for our daughter, what this love has brought him to, you’ll soon lay down and you'll go. you will have a wife , turn ivan to me, give me happiness, give me children
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, shadows of forgotten ancestors, today is the first, very nice, i’m viktor mikhailovich, dad dima, you can just call me karina, i’m not that old, unless this traitor constantly reminds me of my age, oh, maybe i need help? 872 m, almost a billion, holy shit, it seems to me that grandfather’s real estate can easily be sold for 120 million, well, my friend relotor says
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that up to 140, at what age can you drink at one point, you’ll start to go bald, sasha, you can start right away, i actually, it’s more difficult for a woman and for me, that’s why men mostly drink. what's happened? tired already? sasha, don’t start, i already flew in this morning, bless you, from my wife, my job is a complete mess, the leadership of the ministry has changed, covid is you and the tenders then all stopped, but karina ate her brains out. dimka needs his own apartment. yes, yours can. sorry, but there is no free socket here, otherwise igor’s tablet is dead. yes, it needs to be charged urgently, there under the lamp. sasha, i’m really very tired, i don’t have any strength anymore. no
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, god bless you, dad, but a piece of this apartment wouldn’t hurt either you or me, well, you must admit, but it’s just empty, he doesn’t even live here, and if this apartment is sold, well, sorry, again , maybe you should start your own business, well, igor and i think it’s necessary. to do your own startup, but no matter what who shouldn’t work, igor is now actively thinking, he thinks, maybe at least once in his life he can try to do something, i ask everyone to the table, let’s go, because everyone needs an apartment, but it’s easier for you, you’re a man, and she has a man, and i’m like usually alone, that's it, that's it, we're waiting for the prince on a white horse. fine. okay, let's sit down , of course, everyone will just laugh, but he won't laugh, but i thought your grandfather was a little
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older, obviously you thought that he was not so sexy, look, young people are cutting their teeth, i love daddy's surprises. dad's jokes have gone international, and you think that it’s him in makeup, his father is of course a brilliant artist, but he wasn’t so new that he couldn’t take on an assistant, well, a volunteer worker, maybe he’s not happy with how i look after the apartment? karina, calm down, is everything okay? everything is fine, if something was wrong, he would have called, but if not me, then sasha for sure. oh, i apologize, everything
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is fine with you, otherwise the woman here got very upset. what is your name? i don’t understand, sorry, what is your name? is mikhail sanovich even alive? no at all, be happy, what are you talking about, dad is fine, you heard everything his voice, he invited us to the table, this is juice, this is blood, forgive me, please, we are all very worried here, tell me, is it juice, vitya, go there, why, damn, common, hello, what a great fellow, ah, thank you , that you don’t forget our family traditions, sit down, oh, glad to see new
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faces, sorry, uh-huh, oops, now, now, now, will be the main decoration of this evening, dad, it seems to me that we have already seen it, when did you have time, yes no, no, no, they saw, they saw, grandfather, but no, it can’t be, lyuba, lyuba, this is beauty, please. “i came to you, muscovites, where is my big spoon, dad, what is it, sonny, something is wrong, in general, yes, no, in my opinion, everything is as usual, the plates are the same, that 20 years ago, the same forks that you and igor
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threw at each other, we threw, probably, about 30 years.” it was ago, but now everything is not as always, but the eldest son must have guessed, after all, where it came from, and what were you hiding, but no, as they say, you can’t hide an sew in a bag, yes, my dears , yes, today there will be an original presentation, listen, we have already appreciated this original presentation, then what is the question? what's the question? yes, so you answer us, otherwise somehow we are all a little awkward and uncomfortable here. listen, my friends, well , i thought you would be somehow interested in the process, or what? no, no, no, mikhailsanovich, we are interested right now. ok, ok, gas station. dad, what does this have to do with gas station? what are you yelling? i'm sorry, what are you yelling at? the ingredients are the same as they were many years ago.
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ok, i, i just don't want to point fingers, but... don't you think something has changed? of course, it has changed, you have swollen to incredible sizes, the little guy over there has such an original mustache, i haven’t seen one like that for a long time, yes , thank you, my daughter’s eyes have become kind of sad, your wife, by the way, also seems to have enlarged her breasts, it’s better , yes, dimka is already with a girl, but it’s great, dad, you’re kidding, listen, sonubli, well, this is my profession, kidding. okay, who is this? who is this, lyuba, my bride? so, lyuba, these are my children, this is victor, this is his wife, karina, this is my middle daughter, sasha. handsome,
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well, it’s not hard to guess, igor, my youngest, with his companion lisa, lick your fingers, well, this is dimka, the son of victor and karina, dim, yes, well, introduce me to your charming girl, this is alina, we study together, alina, this my legendary grandfather, mikhail aleksandrovich verin, people's artist of the ussr, russia and belarus, yes, i see that he is an artist.' well, that’s all, and this is lyuba, an absolutely charming creature with whom i would like to meet old age under the same roof, son, please, thank you, again, well, go ahead, as they say, mikhail sanovich, dear, we all love you here very much, yeah, you know that we
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always come to you with all our hearts with gifts, of course. we haven’t seen you for a long time and maybe we’ve lost the habit of your specific sense of humor a little, you always love all these humorous jokes and pranks, yes, of course, you are definitely a great artist, but... forgive me, i’ll answer your question , bash bash, as they say, i met your son at the market 21 years ago, i was selling him cherries, now please,
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answer my little question, for god ’s sake, i understand you correctly, you are going to marry this charming person, but i haven’t made an offer yet, we, as they say, are getting used to it, get used to it, well then... if you get used to it, then yes, well if we get used to it, it’s a very difficult matter, the main thing here is not to overdo it, so as not to rub it, well, okay, i’ll ask more, if you get used to it, you will live there in minsk at home or here in moscow, in this apartment, and what’s the difference, where will we live, i can ask even more directly, if everyone is silent, that is she will have the apartment. and who should she go to? i don't know who? you have three children here, you have a grandson, who can you give an apartment to in the very center of moscow, right? so okay, karin
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, that's it, calm down, my dears, what did we come here for, for daddy's olevya, let's eat, i adore him, he has a positive, you know, constant positive, love, excuse me for my incontinence, well, wonderful, olivya . since childhood, i knew that there was nothing for me to catch in this family. yes, dad gives it in his old age. i think i should be angry with him, but i'm jealous to him. he once again decided to change his life. once again, you know? people have been afraid to change the wallpaper in their living rooms for years. and he regularly changes his life, he wants fame, he conquers moscow , he leaves for peace in minsk to live, or to get married without
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warning, i’m actually afraid to change even the hundredth operator, you have to go there, write some kind of statements, and even money they’ll probably rip off all these logins, passwords, a new phone number, and then distribute them to everyone, it’s hemorrhoids, well, apparently, when you have hemorrhoids because of your age , it’s easier to decide on changes, that’s for sure, well , at least dad will try something new, modern sex is new to him, he still remembers that... soviet one, where everyone is each other’s comrades, five minutes we’ll complete our marital duty in four, at an accelerated pace, hurray, comrades, but i won’t
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try anything new, well, really, for me, for me, my wife, she’s like a train ride, i ’ll be honest, i can get confused. fly on an airplane, on such a beautiful, modern, high-speed one, but before you fly, there i need to go through control, inspection, inspection, and if suddenly somewhere i don’t pass the dimensions, then i get on the usual train and go, and besides , the plane is more expensive, but here you are sitting on the train, in the carriage, no pressure drops for you, no shocks, no turbulence, you drive calmly until the final knock of the wheels, which are still knocking out, the same wife, the same wife, no,
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she, my wife, she’s great, really, i’m honestly saying, well done, but at the same time she says, well, it seems like everything has been discussed in 20 years, but she still... i don’t i understand why doctors can enlarge breasts, but can’t install a new brain , but seriously, well, i paid the money and gave my wife a new brain, elastic... size 5, so as not to be distinguished from the real thing, but the boobs can be supported with all sorts of bushats , to support the dialogue, yes, on the wrong hemispheres, medicine is concentrated in our country, and dad has a new woman, it’s like i don’t even know what to compare it with, it’s like a kinder surprise in childhood, really? well, on
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the other hand, it seems like, well, kinder and kinder, that there were no kinders who, but still , when you unfold it, there is some kind of secret , it’s interesting that suddenly there is some kind of model or puzzle, a puzzle that needs to be solved, or a hippopotamus in the end, but dad’s kinder is not easy , it is specific, imported. scarce, and my kinder is already without a surprise, at all , there is a note under the shell, i gave you the best years of my life, so i want to immediately ask the question, what are these the best years of my life, so ask this question to a man, he will immediately remember how he returned from the army and whole a year... then he walked around drunk, or when
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us and the boys jumped from the third floor into a snowdrift . the best years of your life are when you are no longer reporting to your mother and are not yet reporting to your wife, these are the best years. i'm sorry, we can clarify the situation. vitya, you have something to catch, and you need to catch it. i was just nervous, don’t get caught in this family, forgive me, mikhail sanovich, so calm down, i don’t want to calm down, we’re at home. we can’t finish the renovations in the apartment because they’ve been doing renovations here for a whole year, although this apartment is just gathering dust, it just seemed to us that you had completed your renovation, or there will be another upgrade, maybe you’ll give yourself a brain upgrade, finally lower your demands, maybe you’ll get at least some man, you know, karina , i’d rather be alone than in a marriage like yours, and why don’t you like our marriage? we’re all out of love with him, we have a healthy and smart son, if you want to know the truth, here it is this man... is the head
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of the family. karin? why are you helping her? he is the youngest, your favorite one, you pull everything yourself, you take care of the apartment while dear sanych, michal sanych, is resting in the less noisy capital, when you return, you will never even say thank you, thank you, where is it from, he can’t choose cognac for you in the store for half an hour, because he’s afraid of upsetting you , okay, that’s enough, show me the connector , show me, wait, wait
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, you need to change somehow, i don’t know, pull yourself together, pull yourself up, i’m not only showing off now, well , i was once young, it’s very easy for you to do this, when you’re over 40, turn around that turn around when you're over 40, it's very it’s not easy, it’s very expensive, damn it, family life , some kind of pawn shop, you pawn, you pawn your beauty and youth in happiness, but then when this happiness, when this happiness ends, you try to dig it back. at any cost , by any means, so that at least sometimes a different price , so that at least sometimes you like yourself, even if you bought it for its beauty, but it still looks kind of shabby, well, of course, it’s easier for men, but they’re like ferraris, with time retro models begins to be valued even more, the price tag simply grows before our eyes, even when driving, something creaks
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, something farts, they start every other time, but still, you know, a ferrari is a ferrari, and women, this is some kind of 408 muscovite, and also a car, but for queues lined up, they didn’t salivate, they fought, well, no one needs it, tune it, don’t tune it, paint it, don’t repaint it, hang some kind of road on the mirrors. you'll renew the façade, but the sewer system is old, now it's about... sex , well, to make it clearer to you, as they used to call it, marital duty, no, don't be alarmed, it happens here, but very, very rarely, plus on my birthday, damn , some kind of nonsense, in his youth sex was a gift
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for him, now it has become a gift for me, that is, he gives me all my gifts, well, it’s an adult game, a game for adults, we we’re just waiting for him to give me all my sex back... to at least break even, but guys, he owes me so much that i’m afraid until he’s old, he just won’t pay it off, but what will happen if he gets himself a new woman , and this will happen, i have no doubt about it, because life works that way, he it will follow in my father’s footsteps, i wonder how he will present it to me, like steve jobs, he will say, dear, there’s an update for you, but i don’t have more functionality, but the case is super-super thin, he’ll try to make a presentation, put everything in powerpoints , all of us, here i have all the pluses, all the minuses, in the short and long term, will show graphs , pie charts, will try directly,
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in short, i’m like, listen, listen, it’s a good option, it’s expensive, but you have to take it, i love this, i’m really jealous, but why is she willing to do everything at once? ready-made, i have an apartment, i don’t have to pay a mortgage , it’s too late to raise children because they’re older than you , i’m the fool , i’ve lived my whole life side by side with my partner , i’ve cut straight to the finish line, without any collection selections, without matches departure, straight to champagne from... yes, that’s it, the conclusion is simple, the conclusion is simple, don’t be shy, no one cares about you anyway , we need to start living, and what are we always waiting for in
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a better life, we wait, we wait, then we catch up , we have to live here now, excuse me, but what are we waiting for, maybe we can start already? well then let's drink champagne, otherwise the new year is just around the corner, and we don't have one eye on it yet. lyubov , let me court you, or you can, lyuba, you can, well, yes , we’re kind of the same age, maybe i ’m even younger, now maybe i’m not the youngest in my dad’s family, lyuba, excuse me, where did you come to us from? , excuse me, well, there is cuba, brazil, madagascar. i’m from bibirev, excuse me, igor, are you picking on something, not dad, i, i’m not talking about that, lyuba, you probably don’t really like living in moscow, well why, because there is an option, dad there are probably some savings, really,
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dad, you can go to warm countries, be on the ocean, under a palm tree, drink coconut cocktails, i read a post yesterday, a most interesting story, a man... by the way, at an age, he came to australia, built a hotel from barrels, and a happy-go-lucky person lives in it, well, make yourself such a barrel, huddle inside and live to your health. victor, well, you’re wrong now, but why am i wrong? i want my little brother to act like a man. well, hit the table with your fist, look your father in the eyes and say: dad, we are crazy because the apartment is being destroyed.
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and the result, two loans for which we pay, yes, it happened once, sometimes i get the feeling that you are unreal, you are just a fictional character, he is dad’s filletton, victor, well, if you have problems in your family and at work, then we it has nothing to do with igor, lisa, i’m talking to igor now, but if i like my country, but i just want to live here normally as a human being, yeah, sometimes i even look at you, brother, and i don’t understand how my great father could to be born like this... “humpty chatter in a gray suit, well, you weren’t born, you were introduced into this family to keep an eye on your dad, admit it, well, you’re watching us all, really, yes, i’m watching, my homeland”? they hear, the homeland , they see, on the other hand, tell me, igor, why should they follow you, who are you
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, what are you like, do you even have some kind of profession, business, i have a startup , and soon there will be our own application for the phone, and investments are needed, yes, dad, how we all need your apartment, turns on, listen, everything here is so twisted, even... i didn’t write that at all, no, daddy, it was you who spun this plot, go twirl your mustache, cheerful startup guy, how ridiculous is all this, this table with salad, this is all mayonnaise madness, so you go to the gym for a year, follow a diet, so that later you can go to your father once to reset all this to hell, and most importantly,
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serva built the country conservatively, good idea, i should post it somewhere, and how did it even come to mind to get married at that age, but this is all from there too, soviet upbringing, as an honest person i am obliged to get married, good, but what else should i do as an honest person, well, for example, i love carbonara, maybe i should know about this too... it’s a requirement to put it in my passport that i’m a dishonest person, i looked you are visiting friends, went to the toilet, come back
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, gentlemen, you tested your faience throne perfectly, but as an honest person i must admit, i had to take advantage of a little alfic freshness, and in general, who is getting married now, and why is it impossible in a relationship, as in car sharing, well, you like the person, you live. didn’t like it or liked another model , moved, in the end , you’re not the same tomorrow as you were yesterday, you have the right to change, ours don’t, ours will go to the showroom to take it right away, and even without a test drive, so that then you’ll have to drive it all your life and suffer, however, car racing also has its own nuances, the models there are usually not the top ones, and it’s not always clear who drove them before you for how long, and
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sometimes it happens that it’s necessary, but no, not a single one, they all sorted out long-term leases, no, well that’s where he found it, and on the internet, poked, poked, poked, it’s like the old people, why do i need instructions, i’ll figure it out myself, although maybe the old people are right, why every year... yes, the new one has a better camera, but when you’re old, you’ll buy more food, you’ll take more photos, let it go, with less permission, brother, this one is constant, it’s time for you , at your age it’s not supposed to, but i should put it in the way it’s supposed to be, i don’t want to grow old, i don’t want to and i won’t. perhaps the internal state is slightly different from the external picture, but at least i’m trying, and here he is,
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this is the hairstyle with which i went to first grade, this is the hairstyle with which i now sit at the table, someday , from under a snow-white hoodie, on my not-so -thinny body, i will rip out my ardent heart, i will light your way to a world without the blinders of stereotypes. you can call me danka the navigator. prometheus in rolled up pants, don't thank me.
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i can’t hear you, can i really understand, we won’t be able to see each other, retro fm legends, today on the first. stearsman bourbon is a product of the stellor
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group. as always, there is a lack of sensitive leadership , qualified help is not required, but where here you have a hopelessly ill patient? and the doctor will help, well, so that it doesn’t come back to the side, i can’t do it now, there’s an operation going on, the operation is happy new year, january 13, on the first, you know why this apartment is so important to you, because
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you don’t believe in your own strength, and you can’t make money on this yourself, lord, who ’s asking you, a goat is not an animal, a daughter-in-law is not a relative? you better keep quiet like me, let’s pour you a drink at least, no, thank you very much, we don’t drink, victor, please check your wife, karen, really, that’s enough, what are we they're so excited about you here, really , well, okay, why is sasha silent , well, no one asks me, i don't have a startup and i don't have a child, somehow there's nothing to fight for, i'm on the edge, that's it, we're interested in yours opinion, sasha , oh, what, when my opinion decided something here, i’m the middle child, first everything goes to vitya, because vitya is the eldest, and then everything goes to igor, because igor is small, and i’m hanging out somewhere between liz, would you like some advice, please hold on tight to my brother, because then you’ll be like me, hanging out in 37 between,
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thank you, of course, for the advice, but maybe the problem is in you... yourself, i don’t have any problems, because i don’t count on all this, unlike you, and i won’t have to be disappointed, you, mom lyuba, will have to be disappointed, don’t react, she’s not in the spirit, i’m in the spirit of dad, i’m in the spirit, i’m speaking honestly for the first time at this table, when mom passed away, i was the only one who spent all my free time with you, and i thought that you needed it. but it turns out you don’t need it, you had a plan, as they say, for a rainy day, i don’t understand, what are you talking about? i'm about then, dad, i’ve been alone all my life, i don’t have a husband who would give me expensive gifts, i don’t have a child who would bring
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me good cognac today, i work all my life and buy everything for myself. herself, herself! did you have a bad childhood? i had a good childhood, dad, it ended, so i had to continue dragging you through life? no, dad, i shouldn’t, you know, maybe i was also counting on at least a third of this apartment. so that i just have a devotee, so that i just have something to love, we have it’s customary if a woman is alone , she’s a leper, as soon as someone finds out that i have no one, it immediately starts, my friend got divorced, do you want to introduce me, as if my not
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being married is some kind of disease, and i urgently need get rid of her before i re-infect everyone else... we have bad news, you are not married, you need to remove it before it’s too late, you urgently need a man’s injection and no self-medication, trust the professionals, but i think... it’s better to be alone, rather than with whom, is it correct? and in general, what kind of stupid principle is this? bad, but there is, so you can justify anything, drinks, nothing, but i’m the most beautiful , there’s no potency, but it won’t change, but it’s the best solution to all your problems, but i’m thinking, why start a family at all? yes, for whom? for the sake of the children? so that when you are old you can bring someone a glass of water? how economical do you have to be to give birth in agony, not sleep at night, give education, invest
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money, all because you don’t want to buy a cooler? you have to give birth for yourself. giving birth for herself, this is something from a zvyagintsev film. it's like something on sale. take this one, it's in nothing at all, just simple. i gave birth a little, in general, how did it happen that at 37 i found myself completely alone, because there were no objective reasons, maybe i ’m scary, no, i’m not scary, i have a normal appearance, i have an athletic figure, maybe i’m stupid, no , i’m not stupid, i have two higher educations, three foreign languages, which means i have an eye. in general, for a girl, a man, they are like shoes, at 20 you dream of the perfect pair, like in fairy tales, they must be
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imported and very expensive, you are sure that you will definitely have them, not now, later, but for now you wear what you have, and sometimes you leave drunk and don’t wear your clothes, and then in the morning you return home with an apology, and then you ’re 30 times, you think, why should i? ideal , i’ll take the ones that are there, comfortable , they were taken apart by twenty-year-olds, and you are left with either those that are too tight, or very loose, and this is all not the same, here you are about 40, and you think they are like that, they are uncomfortable, if they’ll press, i’ll wear them out, if i wear loose ones with a woolen sock, that’s fine. but they were also dismantled, so you sit alone, like cinderella, your parts are not just ticking, but striking chimes, your figure turns into a pumpkin,
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your friends into rats, and you return home, and there is a new stepmother, well done, sashka, well done, you know that you and i are not very good, but now you’re just... beautiful , thank you, karin, i’m somehow without compliments, as in, you generally want to stay alone, even without compliments, mom, why are you really breaking up, because i ’m thinking about you, dimka, because your father will never think of you, here is your girlfriend, alina, well, let’s say you marry her, although i don’t know her at all, where are you going to live, why is this allowed, well, because i ’m seeing her for the first time in my life, so you can talk about... in such a tone, in what tone, that maybe i’m overdoing it, right? well, you see, you see, he’s already snapping back, because he’s all like their breed. karina, do you know what
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a benefit performance is? that, well, this is when the theater did a performance in honor of one actor, yeah, he is also present in this, now they are called solo concerts, what are you talking about, mikhail sanovich, what i mean is that i have a complete i have a feeling that i... am now at your benefit performance in our family, but there is only one question: does this artist deserve a benefit performance? you know what, mihal himself, that i didn’t want to say, the surprises continue, well , maybe someone will open the door after all, now, just sit there already, i’ll open it myself, so that no one thinks that you’re at my benefit ! bravo, karina, bravo, you, alena, forgive your possibly future mother-in-law, she herself doesn’t know what she’s doing, and i don’t know what i’m
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doing here, alina, no, seriously, you have your own family, your squabbles, why do you need a witness, or this one in olivier for exactly 10 servings, or i don’t know, you like it when people look at you during a scandal, what about alin? in short, he said that we would come in for literally 5 minutes, the question is: what do the guys have with determining the time, literally for 5 minutes, it’s always crap, how long it takes, but that’s all. a night away, it’s just literally for 5 minutes, as a rule, literally for 5 minutes, with the same phrase some kind of trash always starts, well, like literally for 5 minutes we’ll go to our friends’ birthday party and then you’ll get it in a taxi in the morning drunk, or let's go for a short time, we'll stop at ikea for literally 5 minutes, okay, only then you're already covered in plush sharks and smelling candles in the last subway car , you're late, oh my god, dear girls, you hear the phrase literally for 5 minutes,
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feel free to cross out: from money to life , and getting to know your family, it ’s always so tough, everything immediately becomes so awkward, as if everyone has already decided that you are together forever, and the most dangerous thing in this whole situation is that it’s already a sin to give up, i generally think that sometimes it's better not even getting to know your significant other’s family, you might be disappointed, you love, for example , sausages, you just love them as they are, then... you go to the factory, on an excursion, where sausages are produced, and there is dirt, devastation, dull gray people , and you think, my god, why did i see this, the sausages and i were so good without it, but there is a certain plus in all this, for example, my family no longer seems to me as lost as before, well, really, here’s mine grandfather will never stand up like that and declare that i decided to date a young woman, well, because he i received such balili from my grandmother, and in general
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we... so the whole family gathers at one table only when there is one less person, although here, too, everything looks like a wake, everyone is sitting with lenten expressions, discussing their grandfather , well, like their grandfather is still alive, they decided to organize a rehearsal before the wake, no, well, everything is clear with this family, but how will this family react? well, like, meet me, this is my new husband, and my father doesn’t even know whether to address him as “you” or “you”? and an interesting pattern, if a man chose a younger woman for himself, then he’s done well, if a boy chose an older woman for himself, then she’s experienced , she’ll teach him everything, she’s also a great guy, but a girl who doesn’t choose is always condemned, she chose an older woman, because of her money, she chose younger self, well, you're an old woman of depravity... you chose
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a freak, also by calculation, he's rich, you 're handsome, you fell for your appearance, you chose a corrupt one, he's poor, you're a fool, you sit there and think, what then, well, what are the options, and society answers you, and for some reason it’s always in the voice of your mother, well, how, well, just find yourself a normal guy, is it really that hard? find a normal one, we each have our own cockroaches, pens, skeletons, some people like tomato juice and pizza with pineapples, others, on the contrary, pineapple juice and tomato pizza, we are all abnormal in our own way, so i think that being abnormal is absolutely normal, sanoch came from minsk, prepared olive oil again,
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for everyone. hello, sit down, zabrodsky, grigory pavlovich, composer, vetyok, great, hello, gruzh, dimon, man, well samych, tell me how your homeland is, what in general, news, well, we have great joy, dad is getting married, yes, it’s solid, mikhail alexandrovich, this is a toast, and what do we have with the bottle? on the table, like a high school girl , not uncorked, but it’s a bottle, a gift for dad, and the owner doesn’t mind who we pour it for , why are we drinking, for the grandson who is left without an apartment or for the children who are on the way, dima, please close the door , to the kitchen, it’s like they’re young, but why are they so sour, everyone
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is happy, what are you... but we don’t know how to be happy, we don’t know how to live, we have pink jeans, it’s an impossible fact, we have man, if he puts on colored socks , fagot, well, to be honest, i agree, here you are all in the same place, baby, don’t pay attention, baby, it’s time for this baby to have his own babies, and this is your business, wait a minute, lisa , don’t interfere, be silent, please sit still. if i don’t want to dress like you, if i don’t want to live like you, let’s get out of here, lisa, let’s go, he said. well, you asked what i want, what kind of news is this ? well, maybe i want to stay, maybe i want to wait for the outcome, or maybe i
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want to eat properly at least once in my life without these your eco, vego, glutenfree, maybe i want to do as i decided, thank you, maybe i want my own decisions, but how... some happy lady, she’s getting married, no, so what about the old man, but he’s doesn’t pretend that he’s not old, that’s at least honest, we’re all pretending that we’re still 20, some kind of relationship is the opposite, two adults met , it’s time for them to start a family, and then they grew younger, younger and separated . well , what, you need to have some fun, get yourself a ridiculous tattoo, the benjamin family. no, i, i i understand that young people in russia, by law, are up to 35 years old, but, but what kind of youth are you if you
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wear a cap not for wearing, but to cover your bald head, or what kind of youth are you when you begin to change the weather, not to see, but to feel, it's going to rain, right? i feel it, that’s it, you’re not young, when you start using the word i feel it, well, he, he’s not even my husband, well, who then, well, who, a civilian husband, well, this is something soviet, how can you not shoot at civilians, they are not husbands yet, or they are just civilians, but come on, let’s get on with it? here in zaks, he’s just the way he wants to see himself, and i’m the way he wants to see me, that’s the whole secret of compromise in a relationship,
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yes, i’m pretending, i’m pretending that i don’t want to get married, and it’s very difficult, yes, yes , i'm not young. a girl who can gallop all night long, pumped up with an energy drink, yes, my brain has already stepped on the slippery sand-strewn path leading to the forty, and he treacherous sometimes offers me to cook compote so that the apples do not spoil, in the salon, i no longer choose the make-up artist's door, and the massage therapist's door, listen, the last time i bought stockings was not to seduce you , but what... was there something to store onions on the balcony in, well, you still don't understand anything, i don't want to throw tantrums about this, you know , i want to roll up the cans, because i’m an ordinary woman with ordinary desires, yes
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, i understand that feminism is in fashion now, a woman needs to be independent of men, but if i want, if i want to be dependent, and not because that i am nothing of myself, but simply because i am tired, i am tired of being like a ram breaking through walls, i want to be a treasure behind this wall, but a ram, a ram is essentially a log, and i’m not a log, i’m an experienced woman, and you know that i’m already bronzed, no, i’m sure that if i told him about this, then he would send me to some kind of training, you know these trainings, get out of your comfort zone, but what if i have never been in the comfort zone, give me training, enter the comfort zone, enter and not
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get out of it, because there’s a surprise in the comfort zone, it’s comfortable, it’s cool there, i just came in recently on social networks and i see comments under our photo, ideal, the most... stylish couple, and i think, but even if people believe in us, then we don’t have the right, we just can’t lose it, and behind every such beautiful photo costs at least 20 unsuccessful frames, and he selects them with the predilection of a maniac who shamelessly gets rid of uligs, fearing that they will reveal to the whole world what is the non-working side of his face or that he has hair in... no, well, men used to be like - the bazaar was filtered, now they put filters on photos, this is us genetic. koto, well, to suffer , they said, one fine day, and then one fine day, oh, well
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, remember, in fairy tales about princesses there is always really one, in others it doesn’t work, you just need to wait for that one fine day, only now more and more often you think, what if he was already there, and you just missed him, well, i don’t know, you were sick there or didn’t realize that it was him. and that i missed everything, i missed everything, i ’m not happy with you for a long time, little fox, forgive me, please, i won’t forgive you, sit down and sit, in general, i’m hungry, why don’t we have a snack, let’s have a drink, well done, i support you, but really, let’s knock it out, sasha, come to the table, my father is with me. doesn’t want to drink , but i want to have a drink with my son, where
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can they get a drink, vitya, don’t get the child drunk, mom, i ’m an adult, what an adult you are, you still collect legos, so i guess it’s time to go home, dim, show me off , please, no, we stay, hold it, dim, very much at least, come on, sit down, be quiet, speak, dim. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. 50 cars collided on the moscow-st. petersburg highway, there are dead, traffic is completely paralyzed, rescuers are setting up heating points. all assigned goals.

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