tv PODKAST 1TV January 13, 2024 2:10am-2:56am MSK
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but the best will survive, i have everything ready for this case, i have a boat, buckwheat, salt, matches, a pump-action shotgun, an fsb id, yes, fake, true, and if it floods forever , don’t be a child, friend, are they there? on centauri everyone is a sucker. they need our resources, our oil, our gas, somalia may not surface, but we will emerge, for sure, definitely, in three days, well, at most a month, it will all be over, then our space comrades will need some kind of organization, experienced managers, so we will survive, valera, i’m sure, stay.
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i see that you understand me, this is not a squirrel, a squirrel feels completely different, i’ve been working as an engineer all my life, and i like my profession, thank you, i’m glad that sasha is following in my footsteps, oh, they bring grub, food, food, i'm not hungry, look, i guessed it right, here, that’s what it means, you took it, well done, what’s this, this is cheese, i ate this in the czech republic in 1993, when you were in the czech republic it was, i didn’t understand, what is this, this is all for me, no, well they confused us with something, this is risotto, this is riso, this is a double portion, this is, this is all it is, real cheese. and what can you eat? mom,
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of course you can, or do you think they then wash it from the fari and put it on other tables? i wonder how much this dish costs? 600 rub. same? cheap, big weight, but there’s only cheese worth a thousand, it’s probably old cheese, dried out, you see, normal, normal, well , delicious, awesome, look, mom, otherwise you’ll have to pay for damaging the dishes later, but you should look in the insurance book to see how much they charge for breaking the dishes, uh, you can have a piece, of course, here. mm, why are we all sitting there like a matchmaker? well, take a little for everyone, try, try, come on, try, try, try,
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sergey, yes, excuse me, i have such a small conversation, yes, yes, the fact is that i have a friend, uh, also an auditor, excuse me, for god's sake, but what is actually happening can already be finally from... you won’t, there’s no need, those who gave, they insist that it’s a gift, and he himself thinks that it’s a bribe, the devil knows what it is, but immediately open the doors, what’s this, and we’re going back we’re going, here we are on our
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plane, moscow, they recognized me, yes, but they don’t go to moscow, even... for 100,000, how about 150, but for 150, sorry, i’m not going, 150, i can’t either, i have to be in moscow, just about , listen, maybe we’ll come back, but someday he’ll fly out, and if he doesn’t fly out, and then at 3 o’clock and we’ll be there, oh, maybe, just wait, the artist, i myself i'll go, i can negotiate, happy new year, sorry, brother, i’m going home to moscow, for no money. and for what kind of money? yes for any, that’s what you won’t go to moscow for any money, brother, not even for 50,000, but for 60, yes at least, but for 70, take it, lord, what are you doing to me, but sit down, brother, noise green rings,
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fuck yourself, you understood everything, you did it, you did it yourself. i managed without you, i’ll go again, next ones participants, semyon boloshin, like stramakh, i , greetings, yes, first spin the drum, it means like this: mikhail ivanovich warmly send greetings from the bottom of my heart to victor, svetlana and kostroma, to all of kostroma for a long memory from the bottom of my heart, sector prize, sector prize , prize,
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prize, sector on the reel, and your decision, prize, i’ll take it, no money needed, i mean, i ’ll take the prize, okay, the prize to the studio. let's find out a little about you, did you come alone? no, i’m not alone, i’m with my wife, with lyuba, she’s sitting there, sitting. oh, this is lyuba. what is your wife's job? she in kindergarten, raising young people to be accountants. how much does she earn? oh, it's a month into autumn for her. what's your job? me, i'm a fire truck driver. fireman, me. the house, did not burn anywhere with fire, so that the insects did not cry, the birds did not lose their nests, but only
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the birds sang songs, do not pick up matches, birds, there are matches, there are just matches there, birds, and how much do you get, i, oh you, they have now added to us, i get 12, i offer 15,000 rubles. no, no, no, prize, it’s a memory, 20,000 rubles. no, no, no, rub i remind you here maybe be anything, even a bottle of kefir, yes i remember that, i watched this program, watched it in the recording, however, 23 thousand rubles, no, me.
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what is terrible is something that no one believes, now you are an adequate person, i can ask you one test question, have you ever heard of it? so that electrodes are implanted into a person’s brain to listen to all his thoughts, yes, nonsense, no, of course, that means schizophrenia, where did you get the idea from, that i have schizophrenia, no, it’s me, it’s me who has schizophrenia, my thoughts are listened to, and sometimes commands are given on planten. now they’re saying we need to let you go, you
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my gifts are the only ones you ask me for. my little confused one, there is no match for you, you will fly single, forgive me. hello, hello, welcome guests, who exactly are you? mikhailovich, in my opinion, this is not a blacksmith’s cardon, wait, cars, some kind of dog, strange, the process is important to us, familiarization with the natural world, you are quite sure,
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is a risky business, this idea will be included in a teaching aid, something is wrong. features of the national hunt in winter , tomorrow on the first. ready? i think that cinema only shows love stories in war films, we are talking about the love of guys for weapons, in gangster films, about the love of guys. theft, it's really rubbish, but the new wave brought love for cinema, without love there are no films, he's a child, he himself says that he grew up in the cinema museum in paris, he knows the role of watching old films, the films are not good enough for the audience, but the audience is often not good enough for
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the films, they say that people do not understand my films, and that i myself do not understand them. matador jean luc gadar, two or three things i don't know about him, next friday on the first. ivan, tell me, will you have change starting from 2000? no, i’ve already given everything to the paratrooper and the artist, look at the bribe, maybe there are small ones, what are you saying, which one was taken, but i understand, thank you very much, i told you by the way, wait, i didn’t understand, you they told me something about a friend , they gave you a bribe, but what a bribe, i didn’t take it, but he didn’t take it, they slipped it to him, listen, don’t scold the artist, he had nothing to do with it, i just have good hearing, listen, friend, don’t be offended, maybe there’s 500 in a bribe, which one was taken, that they’ve arrived, have they arrived? and the mask
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, i looked after her for 7 years, my mother says: why do you need this russian woman, she is older than you, i say how old she is, nagad, my mother says, but it’s much more, well listen, more not less, here it’s all of course sad, but i think i'm finally i froze my lower extremities , i have concert shoes, i didn’t imagine that we would walk through the forest all night, because we had to give 150,000, now we would be driving, it’s comfortable, it’s good, so they would give it, and i’ll give you fruit, sorry, i’m not trading, but i’m trading, and what am i asking, ask, excuse me, but it’s very cold and hard for me, that’s it, lebanon, now it’s your turn to carry it, listen, with all due respect
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to me, watch how i carry it, already ... what ah since i’m in trouble, and you know who after that you’re a fruit merchant, viktor nikolaevich, why did he say that, well , it’s true, it’s true, but why am i so offended, can you be quieter? please , let him give me orders here, sleep, who are you , a fruit merchant, who, who, funny, if someone needs to go to moscow, you are welcome, 25,000 rubles per nose, only money in advance, i’m
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very glad, that we... got together like this, i would really like this to become our family tradition every year, so it will be, then we wanted to tell you more, but i will have to charge you for damaging the dishes, that in our restaurant it is not customary to eat dishes, of course you will forgive me, but at least they looked ... it was, i don’t know, but the cheese wheel itself costs somewhere around 7,000 rubles. to hell with myself, i won’t pay, but take it, take it, take it, take it, i don’t know, the dishes are already
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ruined, so you have to pay, let them, let them pay, but what, why did that piece of that over there grab a piece for yourself, let him pay , then lie, just don’t call my husband this, i didn’t eat anything, but i didn’t eat, yes, he’s chewing on his own hamster, no, but also, like, i have to pay for the holiday, but like, that’s it again on me, actually... we were going to take it home, i wasn’t going to do much , i was going to, don’t provoke me, smart, why did you talk to me in such a tone, how to talk to you, i came to the restaurant, at least washed my hair , everything is washed there, you are washed, why are you sitting in a hat, washed by her, if only she could take off her hat, so listen, you got me, mom, mom, oh, hello, mom, yeah
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first of all, you can’t be with animals, no, i won’t abandon them, let them remain as a memory of the earth, where are you going, what are you doing? pulled into space, and then the other day, yours the henchman said who you believed in, in this chat room, he was written off from the cruiser, he lied everywhere, that the admiral, gennady larionovich, yes , what are you saying, shut up, yeah, i’ll accept the truth that he lied to you, that we are a scientist, we are assassins from space, shit from black holes. it goes into the bowels of the earth to the left, oh, come on, oops, come on, oops
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what didn’t he give, why are we grieving with this helmet, the sector at the drum, the prize sector on the drum, our brains completely fell out, why didn’t we take the prize? i told you, take it, your brains have completely fallen out, now you would be driving with the keys, lord, why did you fall into my hands, it would be better if i married mikhalovich, he called me when i was young, you ruined your whole life like a lemon, so that you fail with this field of miracles of yours, where did you go, where did you go? where are you going,
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sit there all night and think who you are, daughter i disgraced myself in a puddle, wait, lyoba, guide, call the guide. the door is at the bottom, open it, everything has fallen out, everything has fallen out, the person is dying out, day, day, day, i will find, i will find, i will find, i will find, i will find,
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how much, not at all, how will you pay for the repairs, i gave 120,000 for it, no enough is enough, but i have nothing else, sasha, sasha, son, don’t worry, we will help, whatever, my mother is a woman. are you completely off the mark? i understand that they set fire to the wall, but why 3000? how many? 3000, for what 3000? this is not a problem for us, daughter, look, he buys so many things for the child, please return the booze, there is no need to buy anything, my colleagues at work are all giving birth right now.
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they will give everything away, strollers, toys, and shoes, yes, used diapers, no need, no need, the child needs to buy everything new, don’t worry, daughter, yes, no worries. all of us we’ll help, we’ll help and we’ll pay for everything , that’s great, thank you very much, lyudmila sergeevna, pay for everything for the diapers, for the cheese, it’s time for us to exchange this three-ruble ruble, yes, we’ll buy ourselves a two-room apartment, we’ll give it to the children for a mortgage, yes, volodya, yes, yes, the mortgage was in general with a small child in a noose, and we will help, he has a big deal coming up right now, yes, volodya, yes, well, yes, here, let's drink to... the parents, come on, because, because you, too, will soon become parents, you should generally understand that parents are generally the most important thing, and you children should they should take care of us, just like we
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exactly, black coffee 64, not fate, the phone turned off, of course, alone, a foreign city, i did n’t meet you, that’s it, will never forgive me, auditor, we all know that you are an honest, decent person, just give us your bribe, we let's take a taxi to moscow, i 'll give it to you right away, well, well, attention, the departure of flight number 194 to moscow has been postponed until 10:00 am on january 1st. listen, what about other flights? no? no, there are no other flights, ah-ah, that’s it, that’s it,
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flight number 195 from sochi made an emergency landing. flight number 195 from sochi made an emergency landing. oh, what is this? natasha, she didn’t receive me from moscow, i thought you didn’t understand me, but where are you from here, listen, i’m with such close friends of mine. let me introduce you, friends, natasha , this is the famous artist, sergei dubrovsky, you don’t know him, this is the auditor, he is a very honest, very decent person, this is,
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in the morning, he was sitting, looking at me, maybe you can be patient, sasha, no, do something, i don’t know, like his head showed, no, not his head, wave, let’s fight, fight, as you were taught - the fight itself, you ’ve never been in our bright city, you sat completely alive, looked, alive, your head went, bitch, alive, eye! definitely a head, i'm not i can’t confuse you with anything, dear, you’re alive, happy birthday, my boy was born, my son, my son was born, masha, my son.
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, what other aliens are you talking about, so, dear friends, now man, why are you standing here, let’s go celebrate the new year, then we’ll dance with you, yes, that makes sense, well, you’re such an interesting man, i... 3 2 1 happy new year, people cannot always be close, people cannot always be together, earthly love is impossible. and it was endlessly, tell me why then do we
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love, tell me why do we love each other, counting the days, burning our hearts, love, all the time we wait like a miracle, we wait for the only one like a miracle, although it should, it should happen. hey trouble, tell me, we were able to find out, where did we find out, we were able to meet, from where, that you are mine, and... i am your love and destiny!
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people can’t always be close , people can’t always be together, people, it’s impossible, love, earthly, love was endless, tell me why us, when we love, tell me why we love each other, he thinks to me, burning. we wait for love all the time like a miracle, the one, the only one we wait for like a miracle, although it should, it should burn without a trace, tell me, we can find out where again, we
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the earth in the porthole is visible, like a son sad for his mother, like a son sad for his mother, the earth is sad, she is alone. and the stars, nevertheless, and the stars, nevertheless, are a little closer, but still just as cold, and like the hours of an eclipse, and like a clock eclipses, all light and earthly, we see dreams, we don’t dream about the sky, like a cosmodrome, it’s not this flying blue. we dream of grass, grass near the house, green, green grass.
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and we fly in orbits, on unworn paths , embroidered with meteorites, space, justified by elegant courage, cosmic music, floats into our business conversation, some kind of matte haze, the earth in the porthole, vespers early dawn, and the son of sadness before his mother, and the son of sadness before mother sings son mother about sons earth. we don’t dream of rock from the cosmodrome, not this icy blue, we dream of grass, grass near the house.
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