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tv   Ugadai melodiyu  1TV  January 13, 2024 4:05pm-5:05pm MSK

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everyone, without exception, remains completely delighted with our modest and unpretentious natural nature, fires are burned, trees are cut down, yes, yes, yes, animals are shot, and then they are surprised, there are no animals, huh, how else can you believe the fatness of the animal, he is a beast , especially wild ones, it’s not so easy to get your hands on, so that they can talk about... its fatty layer, especially in winter, with this tobacco use, you ’re disturbing their chopping balance in our nature, yeah, tomorrow we’ll start inspecting your possessions in detail, please , as you say, go to bed now, get up early in the morning, where do you have the amenities, what kind of amenities, and not in the yard, as you get out, right behind the shed. well, what did i
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tell you, now you can’t spit without permission, how you’re disturbing the environment, you ’re kind-hearted, how i’m suffering, don’t worry, now we’ll improve your health and relieve your stress. have something to chew on so there is no smell. there are all kinds of people walking around here, brazenly roaming around, the toilet came at me, what happened, oh , what’s going on, it’s impossible to go to the toilet, well, of course, i don’t have much comfort, but it’s exotic, exotic, you call it exotic, yes, now there’s all sorts of types spying on who it is, i would like to know who it is, wow, what did you do with his fist?
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he’s not six yet, i’ve been watching him since birth , he’s developed, precocious and sociable, yeah, valerievna, where are you, our heroine is a former soloist of the regional theater, now she works as a hairdresser, working in the theater, the stage really taught me to be brave, you rock star, you go against everything all the time... our
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heroine practically always wears the same thing, her style is somewhat hip, but it seems to me that the wardrobe is simply not suits your status, of course, i understand that somewhere all this may be the same type, does your mother want changes, or is it just your desire, i think she does, the fashionable verdict is back, tomorrow is the first. gin cnop is a product of the stellor group, well, like all ordinary children, i went to music school at the age of 3, like all ordinary children, guess what, a patterned curve, i don’t understand what kind of figure this is, it’s not a figure at all, it’s just a little scribble, you are true. energetically,
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a new direction of hip-hop, if anything, hands should not be painted over food, i agree, otherwise suddenly there are microbes on our hands, of course , that is, they are already ready-made, yes, we are doing very well, we are a real team with you, better than anyone, new season, tomorrow after the evening news, born in russia, came to china, learned chinese, say a phrase in chinese, better than anyone, olga valerievna, how did you drink, what are you doing, olga valerievna, how can you at work, what’s wrong with him, with whom, with the bear, yes, what will happen to him, he’ll sleep it off and move on, i about... you didn’t
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hurt him, it was such a deep knockout, you sent him, okay, he came alone, without his wife and children. drink, to drown life in madness, that’s right, that’s right, olga valerievna, that’s right, oh, don’t fuss , he who drinks nickels won’t understand life, but she’s right, well, let’s just sit here, semyonov, pour it, and what are you doing? you’re sitting on the outskirts, but i can’t, i’ll suffer in the morning. oh , don’t worry about it, i have such air and natural purity here that you’ll wake up like a baby, well, please, if you’re not your own, then it’s in my saucer for conspiracy, kuzmich is absolutely right, i don’t worry about your head,
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it won’t hurt. well, thank you, olga, valerievna, great, good morning, good morning, that's it, that's it now, we need to work, yes. one minute, yuri nikolaevich , please wait a little, i’ll be quick,
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good morning everyone, “i visited the rock garden in kyoto in japan, to be honest, i didn’t understand whether it was hot, or whether we took some warm sakaya at lunchtime , i fell asleep. yuri nikolaevich, freely
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, yuri nikolaevich, freely, yuri nikolaevich . uh-huh, yuri nikolaevich, why are they, but nonsense , you can’t cure your head with your mind and meditation, it won’t work, that’s what, igor, find it we need some brine, cabbage is better, uh-huh, cabbage, uh-huh, better than cabbage, ours. follow, follow, the swamp is swampy, kuzbich, but can you walk already? i can, be careful, olga valerievna, so why aren’t you walking already? the swamp is marshy, here in the spring two tractors were sucked in by geologists.
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you have to follow the trail over the bumps. we have to hurry, i’m afraid we won’t turn around by nightfall, lord, no one has anything to drink, yeah, thank you, well , let’s go, why waste time, why are you standing there, come on, follow me.
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oh, judging by the tracks there is an animal, who walked here? a vole ran by, there he is a weevil. a who is weevil? the weevil is a small native predator. maybe we'll light a fire and warm ourselves up. nikolayevich, a fire would only destroy nature, yes, it wouldn’t hurt
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to warm up, there’s still something left to drink, uh-huh, yeah, what is this, tea, give me, it’s not tea, what? cognac, it can’t be, let’s go, it’s sure to start getting dark soon.
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kusmich, just wait, where, where the road leads in the end, well, like there to the military training ground, and there to my cordon, it’s just a stone ’s throw away, 12 kilometers left, we could get here by car, of course we could, but you they themselves wanted to see my land, so i showed you my possessions, there will almost be a burg with a tail, in my opinion, we went through all three, yeah, i don’t understand, where is kuzmich, but you are an original, a big original, yeah, i would say, an exceptional original , i didn’t understand, why can’t i understand, what kind of banana were you talking about, we’ll be drowned in snow, i’m all over my feet, all of you here are such big originals, i don’t understand, there were four of you, where this one
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is small? pyatakov? pyatakov, where are you? pyatakov, come to me! olek, there are no traces of him yet, you where? hmm, petakov, it seems his trace, oleg, has disappeared,
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petakov, quietly, you, quietly, well, he’s sleeping , there he is, what’s up, nickels, he’s gone to bed, snoring, now i’ll get you. well, he’s there, alive , alive, breathing, oleg, get up, now i ’ll get you out, come on, get out, there’s always nothing but trouble with you, in my opinion, troubles, come out immediately, well, he’s there, there’s a bear.
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igor, go away, run away, get lost, olga valerevna, run after me, what are they afraid of, he’s a beast, faster, olga valerievna,
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cognac monte shococa, product of steller group, good dog, beautiful, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, get out of here, ugh, mikhailovich, in my opinion. this is not a cardon of a blacksmith, a car, some kind of strange dog, but no, a kuzmichardon, i walked around here, the rock garden is in place, and in our uncertain russian life, anyone can build themselves not only rock gardens, but anything they want , i mean
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people’s unbridled imagination has gone wild, especially ... far from cultural centers, in such a remote place there is peace, anything can come into one’s head, my professional experience tells me that the blacksmith has four people guests, and one of them is a woman, so we can go for the rut, mikhalych, we can, if only without women, oh, found it, oh, hello, kuzmi!
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they need hot water, do you have a suitable container? well, there is a japanese bathtub, wooden, it’s called a furaki, they sent it to me from japan as a gift, in theory everyone will come in, if there is no complex, there is only one woman here, well, there is no time for complexes. and kuzmich, let’s hurry up, there’s another one stirring, now i’m on my way, i’ve warmed up, i can bear it, deiza,
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yeah, hello, no, that’s not. that's how he is now maybe he’s talking, call the line in an hour, maybe he’ll go away, yeah , bye, oh, hello, hello, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing, are you throwing up your hands, i ’ll show you me and the dead men in the skating rink? this is not a katka, a real japanese furake, this is a furake, by the way , they sent me a gift from japan, it doesn’t matter to me where the katka is from, brazenly, natural japanese wood, but we would have taken them out, who knew, sorry, who knew. that you would leave earlier, he had already begun to move, i know what was moving there, it made me wake up, naked,
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leave, you would go into the warmth , otherwise you could catch a cold, who are you, lyav, i, olga valerievna, you remind me of a lady, she served in my division as a hand-to-hand combat instructor, so, yes, sorry, i’ll later i’ll call you back, we’re here to go hunting, yeah, but we’ve got a couple of free days. decided to take a break? yes, yes, shoot innocent animals, wow, innocents , who ran the police from an innocent bear, yes, all night,
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that’s another matter, we protect nature, and you rape it, your pleasure, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes , we hunt, it’s a sport, but not at all you don't have to shoot in the stomach. can i go and look at the migration, olga valeryevna, black raven, why are you
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hovering over my head, mikhalich, add a cold one, uh-huh, oh prey, you won’t get it. garry crow, i’m not yours, you won’t be able to get it, the charleraven is not yours, stop! we arrived from here using the numbers
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and i’ll call you back later, we’ve just arrived at the wild boar migration path, okay, i’ll explain later, put the car in the bushes, you don’t have to turn off the engine, he’s not afraid of it, don’t let in extraneous noise, okay. "yes, i'm not right now i can talk, i’m just standing on the number, but i don’t know which one, i’ll find out, then i’ll call you back, excuse me olga valerievna, lyova, how about you, quiet, bye, ah, and mikhaloch, where, where, where, i’m here, kuzmi! ". and how are our guests? don’t worry, i put them by the road, it’s calm there, the wild boar doesn’t walk around, well, no worries, no feathers, yeah, environmentalists have caught a cold,
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excuse me, olga valerievna, i’m here the lungs are weak, you need to drink less and not climb into the snowdrifts with the bears, it was an accident, i don’t understand how it happened, but be quiet, why are you shouting, wild boar already on the way, but where? it’s still a long way off, but his hearing is amazing, and he’s not deprived of his senses, uh-huh, here’s a special ointment, rub it on so as not to irritate the animal , it’s getting dark, yes, in the dark you’ll see how his eyes glow red, but you can’t rub your clothes you need, yeah, just... an open body, he’s not afraid of the smell, rub it on with a special ointment.
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you’ll beat off the people, it’s a shame you parked the car so close, it’s okay, it’s too late , you might get scared, you know what kind of ointment it is, it smells like spruce, fir, but the main component is their feces, whose, boar, of course. olga valerievna, you frozen, otherwise no, let’s go to the car, from the passenger compartment, you can also see the road, it’s warm, i feel it, it’s empty, there’s no animal, it’s just a waste of time to smear yourself with shit, sorry, yuri nikolaevich. in
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the cold, my face feels tight, my skin itches, is it some kind of organic matter? olga valerievna, would you like some? pyatakov, look. you see, he has red lights there, kuzimich said that his eyes glow red in the dark, he said, it’s strange, he’s looking at us somehow, as if he’s winking, little idiot, he’s been spying on us, what are we going to do, olga valerievna, but all this is strange , we two are not stupid, normal man, we are sitting here, covered with god knows what, in the car, waiting for some... year,
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this is in vain, we find, excuse me, yuri nikolaevich, so that they didn’t start shooting, the wild boar is still on the way, the beast went, who shot? who scared the door? something was wrong, the boar was walking, beautifully, yeah, oh, look, in a bunch, right on the roof, judging by the external signs, cars, the end, carefully, and who is there? we we who are we
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environmentalists or what? me me and petakov? are you whole? whole, just lying there is uncomfortable, what happened? what happened, what happened? the wild boar has migrated, but don’t get in its way, get us out of here quickly, into a pancake, i’m afraid we won’t dig it out until the morning, who shot, who shot? we, we shot at a wild boar, what kind of wild boar are you shooting at our car? they landed so many people there, they threatened them there, excuse me, olga valerievna, how are they from there , it’s convenient for you to lie, well, let’s do something , well, get us out of here when , but as kuzmeich said, i shot between the eyes, they were burning in the dark, what a boar , we were smoking in the cabin, damn shooter, what have you done, yes we thought the boar was standing, his eyes were shining, this
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we smoked, who? he’s smoking while hunting, well, quickly take it out, what are you doing there, we’re resting , get us out of here quickly, actually, what are you doing there, what are you caught under migration, you damn hunters, and now i know what your hunting is, don’t worry there, save your strength, what are we going to do, mikhailovich, yes, come on, take the right, take the right, well done! i've written off, come on, go ahead, you go to your place , don't accelerate, don't accelerate, i 'm spinning my legs, more, more, mikhaloch, more, more, more, brake, stop, leva, i'm now, come on, i wish i could hurry up, it’s cold, my whole body is numb,
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so... thirteenth cardon kuzmich, come on the police, sergeant semyonov, do something, quickly take it out, good, here it is... that’s it, we’ve arrived, now we ’ll free you, hurry up, it’s cold, yeah, my whole body is numb, we’re suffocating here from the stench, you break this car, leva, but you still need to be more careful with the jeep, this car is like it’s original , but maybe it can still be repaired, but what do you think, leva, it’s possible, if only they picked him up? lord, this is your hunt too, right? well, that's it, mikhailovich, i got through to semenov, now they will come, special rescue stinking creatures , i’m talking about wild boars, comrade general , we need to shoot them, bastards, in a word, well, let
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’s be consistent, olga valerievna, they are smart animals, we need to take care of them, you yourself convinced us of this, i admit it error. yes, great, i wish you health, alexey mikhailovich, great, this is the best specialist, a rescuer, well, who needs help here, just quickly, otherwise i was pulled out of the wedding in the middle of it, but now we’re stuck, you know, but what about those who are stuck, be quiet, watch out, we're here they almost went deaf, oh, they are showing signs of life, how many of them are there? two, we’ll get it, last year i rescued seven people from zaporozhets , the gypsies were returning from some holiday, but they rolled into the enemy, you won’t believe it, the car was like, i’m more than a
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diesel fuel barrel, where their heads are, from whom, well, which one is in the car, lenin will get it, who is lenin, which is lenin, well, our surname, our savior, is lenin. he doesn’t like to introduce himself for this, because of his last name, and he gets married to change it, they took him to the bathhouse, they are there like two swaddling clothes stuck together we were lying there, give us a drop, otherwise we can’t feel our feet, well, for us, for the rescuers, kuzmich, and what if you’re not our own, olga valerievna, how are you feeling, are there any
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wishes, yes, come on over to me vodka, and for me, and for you too. we’re sitting well, tomorrow we’ll go deer hunting, don’t keep company, but there is a license for deer hunting, you’re quiet, of course, no, and what’s stopping you, nothing can stop us, yes, one craftsman gave me a special fate, the call of a female. the male runs like crazy to this roar, like crazy!
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usich, well, i understand, i served in the caucasus, and you, how do you know all this, but they sing well to support the campaign, they waged, conducted, conducted.
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we’re leaving now, volodya, you have a wedding, yeah, it’s already on the way, don’t worry, we’ll save you. who all felt better yet.
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good morning, uh-huh, good morning, hello, i'm busy right now, i'll call you back later, when are we going to hunt the deer? bourbon steersman!
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oh little man, people about the canopy, my canopy, the canopy, the new may, the canopy, the new wedge, determined, come , the kids, i got my friend married, better yet, for a cool believer. let's play a wedding christmas episode, today on the first,
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the engines first of the second stage are working normally, the design parameters of the launch vehicle are normal, manccher whiskey, a product of the stellar group, well, let's start, yeah. maybe the males have left, but come on, give it to me, i played the trumpet as a child,
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quietly, the male answers, the voice is rough, he sounds like he wants to, come on? the pipe blew there.
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the male leaves, what does he need, let’s do it one more time. or maybe this is not the call of a female, quite the opposite, the call of a male, well, we challenge males to fight, they are afraid to leave, he won’t leave us, come on again one, there, there, forward! the main thing is to lean on the tea, it will quickly drain yesterday’s tea out of you, and the blacksmith’s tea
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is excellent, true chinese flower tea, which, by the way, is made into tea from the lower inflorescence of the upper leaves. he has always been valued in russia. good morning, anyone who has had a drink, please take a seat. what happened, olga valerievna? to the table. there was a glass next to my bed. good morning. who drank it? ya. olga valerievna. would you like some tea? the glass contained my contact lenses. don't you need help? don't be upset, they are in her stomach quickly will dissolve. nothing special, take a seat, wait, wait, come on!
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oops, it’s very close, it’s brazenly responding, and i think he’s challenging us to a battle, your horn is on the left, my horn is very right, if the beast itself responds to it, now we’ll cover it, come on! he’s there, go ahead, why are you trumpeting, they didn’t meet mine in dirty
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orange jackets, no, they didn’t, it took 4 hours to get to the store, no, no, a big male, i’m worried. started, uh-huh, i’m tired of hunting, black raven, why are you hovering over my head, she’s always like that with you, like oh , i had a captain, a beast, he kept screaming and demanding something, i
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brought everything to kuzmich for hunting for just a couple of days, that everything was fixed, he left the authorities, a huntsman works in the neighboring area, they say he has become a normal guy. no , mine is not like that, you can’t handle it that easily, petakov, home, i’m going, well, i’ll quickly, she’ll lie down, i’ll come to you , okay, we’re sitting, running, olga valerievna, that’s right, all our troubles are from them, here you are are not right, but for true women, about them, i assure you, among us, and in everything. a lot, well, for women, all spent a year or more. i was among the inhabitants of the snowy country, but i could not understand the meaning and skill of them in catching birds and animals.
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he learned about the most revered hunter and came to him with the desire to adopt the skill, to post all the subtleties of the hunting of the local residents. i want to be your student, how much time do you need to devote to studying to reach your level. - hujo asked a skilled hunter, at least 7 years, no more than eight, so long, is there really no shorter way, there is, but you will only know the external side of the teaching, but not its essence, even if you meditate in the yard day and night, in the cherry pose on a snow-covered stone, it can take six years. meditation itself will not make you a master, but it can restore peace of mind and body. what is so necessary for any hunter.
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polish! polish! petakov, where are you? petakov, oleg? eh, petakov! your lungs are weak, it’s time to go hunting, no more hunting, we’ve had enough of your hunting,
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whatever you want, just reluctance, here, here the depths are good, even a carp can take it, or who else? semyonov, i’m tired of fishing, come with me, and leva,
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i found another one, he’ll go, leva, you’re quite sure, it’s a risky business. this event will be included in educational manuals, or maybe the vanals will write it down as a keepsake, come on for the sake of history, wait, not like that, come on, semyonov, since childhood i dreamed of conquering the elements of air, it has happened. well, by god, let's go, we can't get them, how come
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, no one has ever left the nightingale, there's a natural ingenuity for any trick, you're like a lion, he picks it up well, even poison him. also, i’m baiting, i say, bait, but be careful, lef, oh, you're okay, lev, whatever, we were born to make a fairy tale, semyonov, and you measure out how many meters you measured, 30 m, understood, 30 m, reprimanded, lev, speak louder, i'm not telling you hear me say. no more, i realized that i don’t understand that you would lift me higher, higher
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. i got it, i got it, i can’t hear anymore, i got it, lyova , i’m letting go, idiot, i’ll let you go, i say, lower, lower, lower, idiot, please, ah, help, god, what is this, well how is it, it’s beautiful, help, lyava, why don’t you let me go, leva, leva, cling to the trees, do you hear, nickels, you’re biting, oleg, are you biting?
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i don’t know, olga valerievna, i don’t think so, oh, where’s the cap? oh, what is this, someone got caught, can’t be pulled out, stuck. kuzmich , help, it’s a trout, well, it’s a big fish, you’re lucky, but how to pull it out, kuzmich, he can’t climb, oleg, wait, don’t pull, now i’ll cut the hole, olga valerievna, look, i’ve got a big one, take more from the edges, caught a big one. lyova,
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lyova, shoot at the probe, it will let you in, do you hear, lyova, if it’s not enough, then shoot down the second one, lyova, let me shoot from the service station, who should i? valashirovsky's shooter is a fucking bastard, my god, my god, he's in trouble, leva, don't be afraid , yeah, not you, zong, it's scary, like, labi, then shoot yourself, don't shoot, the cartridges
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are left at the cordon, help trouble me, leva , leva, i’m now running to the cardboard for cartridges, be patient, do you hear, be patient, idiot, how will he deliver these cartridges here, lord, how will they bring them to you? hey, please be careful, don’t hit my fish. why doesn't he resist? you are mad, are not you? no,
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big, maybe just curious? interesting when so much attention is paid to you by so many people, that’s it, come on, be careful, by the gill, by the gill, grab him gently, help him, and where, cover him, come on, cover him, cover him, see, see that, well- ka, well, i told you, you have to grab it by the gills or by the braid, and where is my fish, big, there, he left, i grabbed it, everything was at hand , it turned up, the bastard, as expected, immediately rushed into the depths, almost
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dragged him , i’m surprised at you, what were you doing there? i looked to see if there were a lot of fish, and so what, a lot? well! for salvation, leave a little for me also fix your nerves, igor, well , give me the mug, well, who drinks from metal in the cold, like small children, be careful, don’t vomit, you need breath or saliva, what are you doing with me? i can’t kiss, it’s his fish, even if he answers and kisses him, yuri nikolaevich, yes, i ’m married, i can’t cheat on my wife, and even
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with a man, but if olga valerievna, i won’t do anything in the world. maybe try it with alcohol - do you understand?
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how are you messing with me? semyonov, where is lyuva? lyuva flew away in a chair, and why are you taking him out! earth 3, he says, is a soviet flying object. clarify what the goal is. a man in a chair flies
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on balloons. repeat the target's characteristics. a man is flying in a chair, your friend is mine, greets, your instructions, ground three, hit me, just a little more, it hurts, that’s it, that’s it, olga valerievna, you are free. so that i can go fishing with you again , mirror, yes, yeah, nikolayevich, all this is your manly fun, through the pripu.

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