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tv   Igraem svadbu Rozhdestvenskii vipusk  1TV  January 13, 2024 5:05pm-6:01pm MSK

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specify what the target is, now, the person in the chair is flying on balloons, that repeat the characteristics of the target, bortnisi, the person is flying in the cross, wave to each other, greetings, your instructions, land three, hey!
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mikhalych , the border guards persuaded you to come to the phone, something happened there, i didn’t understand anything about what was there, now it’s coming, yes, general ival is listening, yes, i know the lion, nightingale, he flew away from the cordon during the day, completely that's right... let
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them return the chair, let them return the chair, an attempt to cross the border, some kind of nonsense, right, ask him to the phone, why can’t he speak, why can’t he speak, why can’t you speak, his voice is broken, his voice speaks, his voice is broken, his voice is broken, he speaks, he only whispers, he can’t speak, uh-huh, that means... warm, feed, eat , warm up, feed, yes, there is, comrade general, warm up, but they were shot down in the fourth square, flying towards the border, with weapons, saved, i can talk, explain, explain, explain to them that i had no
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intention of leaving my homeland, i’m here it’s more interesting in my homeland that i forgot there over the hill. well, kozmich, no, there is no animal here. let's go,
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khudzhou tried to penetrate the mystery of the skill of the hunters of the ice country and...
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and they could not get it, khudzhou was upset that they could not catch the dexterous and cunning animal, but he was more surprised by the behavior of the hunter. they laughed and had fun, although they were tired and cold, while they were chasing the cunning beast, he realized that it was not the prey itself that was important, but the unity of people and love, again someone arrived, hello, hello, good afternoon, to the place, and who are you exactly? from... ministry of forestry with verification to you, your dog is wonderful, what is its name, whistling, original,
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“is it really a few more years to meditate in the yard, hudzhou was a little confused, you stole your soul by searching for hidden meaning,” the teacher smiled, try to get rid of it, and discover love in yourself to everything that
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surrounds you. maybe you were looking for something that was constantly in you, and you just need to feel it. well, my wedding wizards, the authorities have entrusted us with an important task: to hold a festive light in the ministry of fairy tale heritage, what's on our program? well, like the performance of musical fairy-tale ensembles , festive songs, dances, the musicians will be arriving any minute, the equipment is charged, everything is working, oh, one two, one two, what a one-two, only since we don’t have a second
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chance to produce the first impression, how will we surprise, we can show tricks , don’t you dare turn me into a frog, now you won’t surprise anyone with magic tricks, well, you ’re playing at a wedding, you’re talking about love, let’s marry the snow maiden, no one has done this before, exactly, only she and santa claus are at the matinees until mid-january, but it’s a failure, no santa claus for the festive mood, no snow maiden for marriage, not a failure, we have the backup cast arseny come into play, you’ll be father frost, and just about right away arseny, nadya, and you will be the snow maiden, and why am i, because everything starts in a minute, nothing is ready, and your name is hope, and in general, where is your fairy-tale conscience, do you want me to fire yegor? what do i have to do with it? don't let me put pressure on my employees. nadash, nadasha, will there be suitors? galya, there will be suitors, the best heroes of our issues. that's it, let's start, work, arseni, nadi, santa claus, snow maiden. oh, like the real thing, only the best.
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egor, get your equipment ready. galya. make sure no one comes from here. we played wedding programs, performances of the best folk artists in the country, matchmaking, snow maidens, and of course, the sea,
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fingers were hanging out, weighing, weighing, weighing, weighing! our program often features songs related
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to marriage in one way or another, and this festive concert is not exception, and not only the concert, because today we will try to marry the snow maiden, thus opening a new chapter in the history of russian fairy tales, and in order for the matchmaking process to take place at the highest level, we decided to invite the most famous fairytale matchmaker, we are meeting the one and only roza sibitova. we are glad to see you all, but if necessary, we will marry the snow maiden and the woman, sorry , the snow queen, the most important thing is that the suitors are good, i won’t even say that, the main thing is that there are suitors, so who is our first? the groom, we meet, the first groom, the hero, leshy,
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a true romantic, they say about such people, he is not about money, he can offer his chosen one a quality retreat, birdsong and paradise in a hut. the snow maiden and the snow maiden dream that grandfather frost will better cover the forest with snow, this will help avoid the consequences of global warming. hello, snow maiden. your very serious intentions, i give you my original and floral bouquet of moss, thank you, dear, i really like your floral design. composition, and why moss? well, it has to do with my lifestyle. oh, well - now about your lifestyle in more detail. i would like to clarify your age. we have a young bride, she, as they say, needs instructions, as with an elderly man, in the sense of an older man, how to care for him and
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so on. how old are you, dear? yeah, what? yeah, let's do it like that. more than 100, i don’t remember , but i would give less, okay, let’s assume that you have less, less than 100, what’s the difference, really, lord, yes, it makes me happy that you are a true romantic, now it’s generally such a big deal a rarity, that’s how you mentioned in your profile that your life is not about money, by the way, i ’m not about money either, god forbid, but... can you still be more precise about your real estate, how many square meters or better kilometers we have forest thicket, a lot and a swamp, and the swamp will go well with us , how will it go with us, mud baths, oh , exactly, mud baths, well, score, score, score, score, score, and you also have
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real estate a hut is declared, but well, i understand, as they say, well, you still can’t remember what you say, you tell me then send this cadastral plan , okay, this is it, this is it, when the point is there and is looking for you, geolocation, oh, and geolocation, maybe i’ll build a carriage village there, really, everything is certain , look, he’s a good groom, i think , which is quite enough to torment him, even if
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he’s in good condition, i think it’s time for us to see a surprise, oh. i would like to order the most romantic heartfelt song for the snow maiden. you will receive such a musical composition that your forest soul will bloom with green petals in winter. about, this is probably my favorite, where you can’t pick unripe bird cherry trees, and where girls who haven’t been patched up aren’t married off. so you understand traditional music. don't forget about the cadastral plan. in the christmas program.
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has anyone ever given you a bouquet of corn, i can’t, but if you watch all our programs, you will understand everything, highly.
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and we continue the christmas light tv show, play wedding, and yes, we still can’t wait to find out who the next candidate for our snow maiden’s groom is? and this
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none other than the deputy minister of the fairy-tale ministry mukhamor, a respectable mushroom. mukhamor has a reputation as an intrigue. in his youth he worked with baba ega, but claims that he only once allowed her to pinch off a piece of his cap for a medicinal potion. no. for villainous purposes, he carries with him a diplomat with documents for the real estate that he owns; by marrying the snow maiden, he will be able to become related to the fairy-tale aristocracy and rise even higher up the career ladder; the supershields of the past decade, and a lot of cookery, are no more. let's stand up and drink stronger in our chests our eternal memory russia, russia, in this word, fire and
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strength, beloved, beloved, beloved, save me, save me, save me, ready, yes, i think that cinema only shows love stories in military films , we are talking about the love of guys for weapons, in
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gangster films, about the love of guys for trespass, things are really rubbish, and the new wave brought love for cinema, without love there are no films, he is a child of the cinema, he himself says that he grew up in the cinema museum in paris, he knows the role of viewing. old movies, movies aren't good enough for the audience, but the audience is often not good enough for films, they say that people don’t understand my films, and that i myself don’t understand them, matodore, jean-luc gadar, two or three things that i don’t know about him, on friday on the first, oh! what a picturesque little old man we have, a little forest boy, in the suitcase, probably , a jug and a dungeon, yes, well, not only, not only, there is also a gift for the snow maiden,
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here you go, an elegant pair of teas, oh, thank you very much, comrade deputy minister for your attention , to your health, well, dear groom, let's go through the questionnaire, i'm ready, what kind of work?
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regarding this vehicle , then please tell me what the engine size is, well, it’s a basket case on wheels, well , the volume is decent, as it should be, after all, i’m a deputy minister, well, about 3.4 liters, that is, well , a good basket case, powerful , well, it’s generally designed for how many passengers there are, three or four , sedan, sedan, yes, that is, you give us this, it
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’s imported to us , it’s all from a domestic manufacturer, what kind of one do you have, well, well, foreign, foreign, quickly change your shoes, i’m for you, okay, domestic, of course , domestic, yes, yes, yes, we are for the domestic manufacturer, lord, my poor fellow, that means i’m pleased, comrademore, then, can i also make a statement to you, yes, yes , bring it with pleasure, we are in special order. let's look at the hr department, of course, of course, you come, okay, i think that you should choose a groom who is good in all respects, so we think that we won’t consider anyone else about my application, forget, of course, of course, it consider it accepted, wait, let's not to make hasty conclusions, we also need to consult with our comrades, or maybe we can ask you to put something lively, active, so that the snow maiden understands that i’m still rummaging around in trends and... i can light
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up and hang out, and this is how you ’re asking for a minister or something tea mushroom? both. okay, let's organize it. leading! there is a unique vocal group on stage that wins hearts from the first notes. he captivated me from five notes, but try to hold out longer than three. enjoy, creative union. pyotr valentinovich, once sent me boiled tea.
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carried me out, and i flew with a flight, i didn’t find my doors, and i flew up with my homework. the christmas light of the wedding program flies forward on the dormouse of santa claus along
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the waves of your love for a good song. meanwhile , another fairy-tale character has wooed our snow maiden. bear. i was in my youth. an artist of the gypsy theater, now he calmly breeds bees, he has a good-quality wooden house in an ecologically clean mixed forest. he needs a woman to run the household together. bear hopes that she will enjoy quality downshifting. for the beautiful snow maiden, a fox on the collar. don't be alarmed, the fur is artificial, but biodegradable. we are modern bears fighting for an environmentally friendly future. i’ll tell you, i’ll tell you, you’ll sew some for yourself, and wear it, wear it to your health, that’s right, nastya, nastya to your health, to the roof , by the way, okay, dear bear, your profile
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is impressive, i’ll go through the foreign words, that means this is downshifting i asked, at first i thought that you were everyone who stepped foot, then i looked on the internet and read that this...downshifting turns out to be a way of life in which one abandons the cult of material values ​​and takes oneself as a reference point. our bear has become selfish, in our case, people call it a pension, but our snow maiden is still a girl, as they say, and young, so you can hardly keep her in your ecologically clean forest, do you hear, you have some honey here, maybe we will also sell an apartment in the city. let's buy it, what do you think? excellent business plan, let's create a honey holding, buy an apartment, at least two, oh, now we’ll talk again, there will be three , okay, after all, okay, okay, let’s continue the conversation
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, my dear, look at how much sports we have, how much time do you spend in the gym, and i have an apiary, 300 hives, that’s like ... three fitness memberships. ulya lifted something like a dumbbell, right? certainly. well, it’s clear that right there, yes, there’s a mouse there, buy this bike, and you’ll take up cycling. yes, bears were riding a bicycle. great idea. and i always have a good one. the main thing is that you take me as a partner with a medical doctor, i will give you i'll help. my honey, your ideas. that's great, we'll come to an agreement, then. and also, dear misha, i wanted to ask you about your relative.
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so you have a family business, that means, of course , and also you knew that our bride has two children, but you, as i understand it, don’t, you will accept that the children are strangers, i ’ll tell you what, there are extra hands in the apiary it doesn’t happen, but what did you think, my dear, what if you don’t remember that you have children, this is a test, a test, shut up, here they are helping with the farm, so the honey business is going to the mountains in ryazan and throughout the brix countries branches we’re opening a honey pipeline, we’re building it, and you’re cute, i’m afraid to ask even my own kids. do you want
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it, how will it go, how will it go, oh i can’t just say oh what are you talking about, i’m just sweating oh what a cute bear you are! they’ll be slow, he’s a good groom, in general, what to watch next, you know, i’ll say this, it’s a bit far for me to travel from the countryside to attend matinees. so bear, excuse me, capricious, well, okay, rose, can i woo you, it seems to me that we are better suited to each other, oh, and what, pasika, but i don’t start pranks at work, i have such a law, sorry, but in vain, in vain, i’m old, i’m old, i’m old for you , i’ll give you some energy, then we’ll sell the medicine, then maybe, okay, let’s see what mishka has prepared for us next
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musical composition. on the stage of our new year's light is a group, the very name of which lifts the spirits. and if they start playing again, their legs will begin to dance. here are young people, all they know is to sing songs, dance, no productivity , no output, no efficiency, no results, yes, none, but in a year we actually traveled to 10 cities, from arkhangelsk to pyatigorsk , they showed so many wedding traditions, crafts, costumes, and even they made an exhibition russian wedding, this is the one in the all-russian museum of decorative arts, yes, come before... january you still have time, but i’ll take it and come and look ,
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what did you get there, come, come , new, mine, new canopy, all new, determined, i built it myself, i built it myself, i was sweet myself, i loved it, i stood it myself. the merry ones came and talked, the merry ones rushed to spend the night at grandma's, so let them spend the night on the starabka, the merry ones will not give us a year away, spend one night.
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but the new year is always the beginning of a new stage , what? there will be predictions that everything will be fine in russia, you can confirm this, and the children who will be born next year, this is what they will be like about the exchange rate, how in this regard? the dollar, like everything that is in this world, has its own zodiac sign, the dollar is cancer, the second half of the year will be very turbulent for it, we are ending a difficult era in the twenty-third year, we are starting a new one, but what will we get in the twenty-fourth, what do i it was said i... tried myself on, everything came together,
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with a complete stranger, i was going somewhere to the mountains, i couldn’t resist asking what sign you were born under, because tanya told me what sign this person would even be under, what do i was 6-7 years old, and my mother and i always had a mismatch, nothing, when i read that the bull doesn’t like monkeys, i turned and said, well, you’re not suitable for me, you know, some amazing methods have been found here related to the rejuvenation of the body , with completely different scientific breakthroughs, watch after evening news, vveta vodka, stellor group product, who is a terrible manipulator, i ’m not taking any of you aside in this dispute, i just feel sorry for the child, do you understand that he’s only counting on this? the christmas
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light of the program continues, we are playing wedding and the last groom is in line. we found him in the vastness of our country and brought him to the capital, where , as he believes, his acting talent was revealed. drown him in applause, although he does not drown. meet the goose! goose: the films with his participation did not achieve widespread success, but he very ambitious and even went into debt to buy a two-room apartment on clean ponds. he invites his beloved to plunge into the world of theatrical backstage. frequent trips to film festivals and the attention of gossip columns; by marrying the snow maiden, the goose hopes to raise his status and achieve participation in the most prestigious film projects; he does not hide the fact that his creative life will always be more important than his family life, and what kind of goose is this? yes, yes, that's right, you understand, that's the goose's name, a very
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important bird, okay, we, as they say, well ok, yeah. let’s go through your questionnaire, and i have a lot of questions for you, okay, i won’t bother you for long, you, dear, have a mortgage on your apartment, how much more to pay, what ’s a lot? yes, well, okay, okay, in your profile i read that career will always come first, and then what will family be? yes? and what are you waving a feather here? oh, look , a gift, and he says that with this pen the snow maiden will write a letter to her betrothed, the same thing, i hope it ’s silver, yes, it doesn’t bother you at all,
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dear, that our bride is older than you, but not i’ll clarify to what extent, it’s just that we have everything for our granddaughter, well, classically now it’s operations there, well, if not gaga, tell me, yes, yes, yes, yes, that’s it, my girls, what can i say , our groom is young, yeah, that’s his greatest asset, but what about the real estate there, it says in the mortgage, we have enough of our own, you know, grandpa, if anything helps, yes, yes, yes, but actually, you will walk along the paths, well, not... along the low-cut ones, along the red ones, i mean, you know, he says, in one set you won’t get everything, my dear, either youth or money, yes, that’s it, yes, that’s all, yes, and you know, thank you very much, it seems to me that’s all too, yes, yes, that’s where it’s going, that’s her, that’s all
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, i’m tired of everything, i’m tired of this matchmaking , the more i see these suitors, the more i understand that you need to get married only out of great love, i’ve had enough, that’s it, nadya, but if you marry goose, you’ll nadezhda guseyeva, and if you marry leshev, you will become nadezhda leshchenka, great, well, i’m having fun, let’s announce artists, the next song, guys, is dedicated to all the girls who are thinking about who they should marry, girls, choose this. on our christmas light stage of the program we are playing a wedding, the group is in one gulp, and this is not only the name, but the creative method of the group, don’t kids marry your husband sadly , don’t let your husband go out into the street, swallowing a tear, as if the night
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is simply boring for us. you know that the darkness of the night was created for fun, don’t go, girls, it’s not fun to be married to your husband, your husband won’t let you go outside, you don’t even have anything to do, it’s only day joy takes away, who will be happy with it, the day is good when it leaves. otherwise, he is of no use, don’t go around, girls, don’t go with your girlfriends, it’s better to spend it, don’t go, girls, get married, it’s better
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to slide into the river for some sakura. everything is obirishka, let everyone who is bored during the day be consoled by one thought, if the day is full of sadness, then the night is full of fun, let’s play more fun with you, thunder, thunder, but i definitely won’t think of one tossing and turning. i would even come to you to woo you, comrade yegor, don’t interfere with your work, go to yours santa claus, he’s already bored there without you
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, okay, okay, i was joking, i just wanted to check whether it’s you or not, now i see exactly you, what, what am i, what am i, sad, on my little head, no, candle
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well, it seems that our fairy-tale matchmaking has come to an end, stand, oh, it seems not , so, well, what is going on here, come on, stop all these disgusting dances of yours, what are they doing here, what is this -that vile carnival with... the snow maiden, you thought i wouldn’t recognize it, no, old penguin he told me everything, everything, everything, because the real snow maiden is me, officially according to my passport, here it is written here, frost, let me take a look, really, here is drizzle, frost, frost, so what arseny, aren’t you ashamed to portray my a fake grandfather, anyway? i’m not ashamed, because thousands of men all over the country do this, i agree, but
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i’m still very angry, where are your suitors? so here they are, all four of them, these goons, actually they are the best from our ministry, but where are the suitors from the ministry of ivan tsarevich, well snow maiden, please apologize, you’re wrong, what’s with... who should i look at here, just please, not the goose, he’s too fixated on his imaginary success, and who is this impressive man in a hat? oh, this is our respected one speaking for the minister , let me introduce myself... dear comrade fly agaric, i want to introduce you, snegurochka, i’m very flattered, it seems like something’s going to happen now,
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we urgently need to fill this pause with music, arseny, we had something... something like that, lyrical, soulful, arseny. deep, deep, into the vada well, deep, deep, into the well of wada, deep. deep , deep underground, ore, deep , deep, underground, ore, deep, deeper than that, i mine
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the sea, rougher taboo, deepest of that, max... get deeper than that, the river has developed widely, widely, the river has developed widely, widely the meadows spread wide, wide, wide, wide, wide.
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exactly. where do you live? to the patriarch. how corny. tell me, did you happen to star in the series? he rode far away.
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oh, sorry, it seems i stepped on your foot, well, it’s okay, it’s still a bear, by the way, i’ve been wanting to ask for a long time, this is the family of the bear and the girl, this is about you, these are my grandparents, that girl then broke all their furniture, they had to buy a new set. high, high the falcon rose, high, the falcon flew high beyond the clouds, higher than that, may rada, higher there, higher there, higher than that, may anyone.
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well, what did i say, i said that the snow maiden will find a groom, that’s what professionalism means , thank you very much, dear fairytale matchmaker, yes, we didn’t find anyone based on hope, oh, and great, i’m already starting to worry about who i have to choose from them, bear, lesheva, do n’t worry, next time we will find it, let ’s better wish those who are looking for happiness to find
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it, and for those who have already found it, let there be more of it. more, look for your happiness, play weddings in the new year, don’t forget to watch our program, let’s play a wedding, happy new year and christmas. hello, evening news on channel one, andrey ukharev with you. there was no permission to put it into operation, and the fire alarm was not working at the time of the fire. the fight against fire in the huge wildburys warehouse. he will go to
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kaliningrad to his native land, boris.

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