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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 14, 2024 1:15am-2:06am MSK

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no, this is not far-sighted, tanya, they could cheat, get divorced, i’m sure that they remember you very well, and bitterly regret their mistakes, i don’t think that’s it, mommy, squeeze, salad, yours, this one... colleague from publishing house, you are left alone because of my selfishness, it’s hard to die with such a stone on your heart, mommy, what’s wrong with you today , don’t be scared, don’t panic and don’t cry, i know that i’ll die today or tomorrow, i’m slowly calling the doctor, doctor it won’t console me, only one thing could reconcile me with the thought of separation from you if you were married?
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they're knocking, neighbor, it's strange that they're knocking and not calling, well, the electricity is already turned off, mom, ask who, who, tanyushkin, peek-a-boo, peek-a- boo, hello, mom, tatyana, please call, i'm tatyana. tanya, who came? now, mom, now, how are you the only one here, daddy? yes, the only one, excuse me, support me, let's check it out, please,
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stalyarov lane, building 13, building 3, apartment 27, yes 3b, what 3b? 3b in the sense of the body, which is 3a, of course, and 3v, 3d, and 3d, i didn’t say the letter, got it, thanks for the advice, i’ll have to go through the entire alphabet, sorry, please, excuse me, i’ll start descending on foot, but it’s so dark here, take a candle, i have a lighter, it’s dead, hold the candles, well , i’ll go with a candle like a fool’s errand, be careful, here sometimes you get slippery things under your feet.
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persuaded, take care of yourself, goodbye , oh, what a stress, help, mom , slipped, the neighbor's child is always chewing bananas, throwing skins to us, well, they didn't break anything, otherwise your years are pregnant, i don't need your half the night, you see, really bad i’ll hurt myself, let me at least get you there, but it’s already been a little while, and what? pay attention, my mother is dying now, well, i’m powerless here, my condolences , hold on, as they say, money can’t help, from the bottom of my heart, we’re crazy, well, we all once had mothers, don’t worry,
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this is not for me sum, how can you do this, go ahead and humiliate me, tanya, tanechka, where are you , i’m coming, i’m coming, mom, you’ll get there yourself , i’ll get there, worry about me, well then, bye, wait, no, no, no, sorry, go, i won't break yours. wait, listen to what you need from me, help me get there, grab my hand, no, give me champagne and flowers, and you hold the candle, hello! mommy,
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please meet me, this, igor, is very nice, and this? “it’s very nice, please sit down , can i call you that, igor, for god’s sake, god, danyush, why didn’t you say anything,
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that we have guests for dinner, well, we need to cook something tasty, you know what -something for champagne?" no, no, no, i’m not letting you go anywhere, open the champagne, if you please take off your coat first, tanya, i don’t understand what you ’re standing for, don’t be afraid, i’ll be back soon, tanya,
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she told me so much about you, told her about me, she has no one else to tell her about. you are confusing me with someone, my legs are no good, that’s true, but the head, you can see for yourself, thank you, god, he’s in perfect order, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to offend you, it’s interesting what he said, you won’t believe it , the best thing is, you don’t even suspect how wonderful tanya treats you, i really didn’t , but i’ve already noticed that you ’re somehow unsure of yourself, in vain, you made
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mistakes, which doesn’t happen, it’s all in the past, everything can be fixed, don’t be upset about your age, happiness is still very, very possible for you, what kind of happiness? what you are looking for is at the end of the corridor. where in your hole can you buy champagne flowers, i’ll give you the money now , i don’t need money, then wait a quarter
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of an hour, i ask you, and i ’ll take you to the store, for mom’s sake, i’m not a doctor or a priest, i’ll give you i'll explain everything in a quarter of an hour. i'll dedicate it to you. tanyuchik, bunny, be late,
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here i am at a meeting. yes, how suddenly, yes, myself. sit down little mouse, or no, bird won't be there for long, no, yes, yes, something scary, but my hedgehog is prickly, coo-coo, coo. yes, would you ask your bird in which building is its nest? listen, no, this is
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an apartment, who lives, i live, who do you need, that they switched to swearing, they probably called you, this is probably your hybrid, who? damn, i share the phone number. and what did she say? she said that if i’m blonde, then i’m dyed, that she doesn’t care about my legs, even if they grow from my head, and that she absolutely doesn’t like my sexy look, well, i mean, she doesn’t care. well, okay, at least i didn’t invite you? do you think you're wrong? and she called out, the locality, and as usual. oh, excuse me, are you eating here? she has a temperament of 20 years old, 20 years old, why are you talking to her, but we practically don’t talk, 20, she
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adopted me, you, she was reconciled to you, you know, it was more pleasant to talk to your mouse than to you, let's go by, yes, i'm busy, oh, sorry, but sometimes they call here, sorry, hold on, i'm listening, bunny, yes, pussy, i'll call you now, i'm already passing the mouse, the truvka to him, hello, yes, who's a womanizer, who's got legs, he has no legs at all, why? no, there’s even someone blonde, she’s about 50 years old, no less,
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i swear, what you don’t understand, yes, i’m listening, it’s me, legless, a hundred years old, and what can i say to igor, what are you talking about, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the phone, they’re calling me, i’m asking if you’d better hold the pan, yes, yes, bunny. souls, is it possible to foresee or predict this, that in the sunset of days such a ... desired gift, you can’t know anything, nothing, who am i,
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thank you, who else am i, oh, no, this is too much, you’re flattering me, yes , he is noble, he has good manners, he is generally handsome, before dates, the mouse asked me to tell you not to worry, she... has someone to spend this evening with, staying with you is simply dangerous, what do you allow yourself at your age? why are you not satisfied with my age? how old are you? i’m a man, yes, yeah, but what do you think about men after two years? because it’s dark here, due to a misunderstanding, i
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called your apartment, so you slipped, so i acted like a gentleman, well, you can’t be a gentleman for 5 minutes, then it’s better not to start at all, but what’s wrong with you gastritis, huh? well, we’ll eat this now urgently something will pass, give me some hercules, that's it, now i'm going to my mother, sit down here. so i’ll be quick, tanechka , why did you hide the champagne with rolled oats, prepare something that’s not tasty, okay, mom, while we talk, we’re in no hurry, the weather is frozen today, i don’t know, i
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always know what the weather is like, my i’m showing you my legs, i haven’t walked for 10 years, well, you’re still too young to understand me, and you probably never hurt anything, it doesn’t hurt, yes, eat quickly, tanya, we forgot about roses, put them in a vase, eat, i’m now, don’t eat , open... better champagne, what are you doing, champagne provided this for you, let ’s open it, why are you attached to this bottle, i’ll open it myself, ruff, don’t eat, tanyusha, i insist, opening champagne is a man’s job, i
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can handle it myself somehow, oh, sorry, but an expensive suit, i don’t care right now, but what should i do, but you eat, eat, i’m the wire, eat, oh, where to go i got it, tanechka has never encountered alcohol, she just doesn’t know how to handle it, here we have a completely non-drinker family, it’s even awkward to admit it somehow.
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this is me in my youth, like new, but you eat, eat, eat, eat! mom can’t, you don’t need it either, but pour it here, i’ll drink, tan, so let igor drink a little, he doesn’t look like an alcoholic,
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thank you, here’s some more porridge. “mom , are there two drops in your tea, well, of course, i’ll let igor drink it anyway, no, thank you, i’m driving, and you’re the driver, it’s a wonderful profession, i’m an auditor , as you said, i didn’t understand, an auditor is an accountant , mom, and so you are an accountant, why are you driving, an accountant is driving, it’s strange, i have car, your own, your own, where did you get the car from, that
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is, no, well, you must have gotten the car from somewhere, did you buy it? bought , it probably wasn’t easy, we denied ourselves everything, saved up all our lives, yeah, there was a time when we denied ourselves everything, and what’s surprising is that we didn’t manage to save anything, but now we just earn a decent amount, probably from several jobs, not you should be so overtired at your age, i suggest everyone have a drink, or rather, i suggest everyone take a drink, i’ll drink alone. for you, for tanya, for this. times at everything worked out for you, oh, i hit my head
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, break my habit, our tanechka is so happy today, it’s because of you, igor , for these many years, we drink here, and he bit the hercules there, he hasn’t eaten hercules for 50 years, his mother forced him in childhood , he says, it’s bitter , eat it, you’ll be a hero, you didn’t listen, you haven’t grown up, what a horror, yes, you need to make up for it, it’s very tasty, right, extras, please? come look at me, come, i’m alive, i’m in pain,
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no one can warm these hands, these lips said. is it enough, every evening they bring it to the window, my chair, i see the roads, is there any time to reproach you? for the last bit of anxiety, i’m afraid of
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being called names, akhmatova’s poems, folk music, my mother’s? listener, eater, i love homemade food, you can recommend me in this capacity to your friends. i really like your caviar, really. how did you find tanya? probably just luck. well said, like a man. you don't hope so. and i couldn’t imagine, just an hour ago i would have burst out laughing if they predicted that i would be dining with hercules surrounded by two such lovely ladies,
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a wonderful toast, let’s raise our glasses , today you’re drinking for three, and what do you think igor, tanechka has changed, for the better, don’t get carried away, tanyush, moderation must be observed in joy and in sorrow, do you think that... he’s drinking a lot today , what are you talking about, i remember how much she could drink at one time, out-sang everyone, you once allowed yourself to get drunk, tanya, what are you talking about, oh, sophie ivan, i will never forget how tanya danced on the tables, i applauded her so much taverns, you went to taverns, men were drawn to her, i just went crazy with jealousy, how is it true that mothers are the last to know the truth? about your own daughters, now i understand why you didn’t marry tanya then, now she ’s completely different, oh, i don’t know, oh, i’m not sure, and
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igor has also changed a lot, mommy, he became bolder, and today, finally, he dared to do i have a proposal in the kitchen, tanechka, you are marrying igor. "what happiness, well, i have to think, mom, think about what? sophie ivan, no need to press tanya, i ’ll wait, thank you, igor, we had a great time evening, i know that you are in a hurry, mom is tired , mom, let’s let igor go, but why, don’t let me go anywhere, why, i have nowhere to rush anyway.” by the way, i would sit somewhere else, on me memories came flooding back, thirty years ago. all you
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took was that i was tired, nothing, i’m not tired, on the contrary, thanks to igor, i feel great for the first time in many years, you will make a great couple. you will retire soon, but what to do in the future? pension? i don't want to retire, i prefer to work, what to do in retirement, this is the best time in life, buy a plot of land, build a house, we have some savings, tanya will take care of the garden, are you really against your own house in nature?
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i don’t mind, i already have a house, you have a dacha, where in the canary islands, in the canary islands, and what a plot of land, well, at least there’s room to turn around , there’s somewhere to turn around, the house itself, it’s not very small, not very, forest, there’s a river nearby , no, that’s all quite far away, how could you take a plot without a forest and a river, well
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, i heard something there, i don’t remember which road, tanya, it’s in spain, mom, the plot is in spain, so far away, why, it’s inconvenient and expensive, on the contrary, it’s cheaper there, tanyush, do you even understand anything, yes, quite enough, but can you explain it to me? i’ll explain, god, how behind the times i am, probably, after all , now you can’t live without a tv, in our time no one took a plot of land in spain, but maybe this is not bad, in my opinion life is becoming somehow more elegant. well, i really have to go, it was nice
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to meet you, thank you for the pleasant evening, but no, no, igor, i’m not letting you go, you ’re baptized, baptized in childhood, thank god, then stand here, tanechka, please give me an icon. well, mom, what are you making up? tanya, i don’t have time, i can die today, i feel like i’ll die tomorrow, or at least in a week, don’t dig around, why are you digging around, stand next to igor, children, god bless you.
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live long, together, take care of each other and love each other, i bless you, mom, tanya, don’t interrupt me, you know, this may be the happiest moment in a woman’s life, i just remembered how we were blessed with your father, your father gave me this wedding ring, you can’t take it off, they’ll bury me with it, and then you... exchanged it, tanechka, put the icon back in its place, and how do you feel about the wedding, igor, about the wedding, it’s beautiful, tanchika, you have to promise me that you and igor will get married, nothing should be decided in a hurry, mom.
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my tanya is very proud, she never threw herself at a man, not like her friend, she had one friend, mom, and i say, it’s completely uninteresting to know about my friend. no, it’s not good in a pile, when are you going to report are you renting? until march 1, and then immediately quarterly by april 15, and then i won’t make it, i’m having my hair done, there’s only two weeks left, but no more, and if i die, because of mourning, you
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’ll postpone the wedding for a whole year, well, who is with the trouser now, let's all get together , come early tomorrow, we'll somehow sit down like this like a family and finally decide everything, no, no, no, mom, tomorrow it won't work, tomorrow igor leave. permafrost, ride dogs and eat live fish, so quit this kind of work igor, well, someone should do it, but igor will call. from the yurt,
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it’s better to write letters, i still keep letters from my father, if the payoffs included phones, what would i have left now, take care of yourself, for us, i’m attached. to you , like a son, everything is so easy for you, not the first time, the third, and that, every time you just take and give, but this is business, listen,
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marin, i can congratulate you, you are a mother, congratulations on fatherhood, i’ll take a photo of the child and bring you alexandra’s testimony as a gift, i’m afraid that in the event of a divorce you won’t get anything, but like that... was, i’m ready to testify against him, if something happens to mine and you’re involved in it, i’ll kill you again, what are you doing here, you can’t be here, vadima , you’re a serious statesman, they released the season at night, your child was stolen, i will destroy you, your clinic, i will ask you to write down all conversations with her, whether telephone or personal, i don’t know, pay the cops, hide the apartments, do something, i ’m so tired of hiding. container, new episodes, tomorrow after the program time, what are you you bargain overnight, you don’t want to return it, three lemmas, no less, and you need the money in 2 hours.
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private screening with alexander gordon. so do you like the movie? an absolutely original and powerful film language. the genre is breaking. all of a sudden they go off into such an oops and monologue. have you already understood what you are talking about at the script level? yes, sure. the viewer must see what happens to these characters from beginning to end. they are real and alive everywhere.
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did you even look at that, why did you swear, i gave it to my mother, checking dickins, at dickquins does your sense of humor bother you?
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what a blessing, he also loves dickins, a friend who married you eight times, little angel, yes, and for my part i wish you happiness with your long-legged little guy, with your blonde pussy, with your sexy bunny and in general with the whole menagerie. please, thank you, thank you, goodbye, goodbye, i'll visit your mother tomorrow, i'll still be here, by the way, i didn't recognize her body, oh, my god, you'll definitely find out, i offended you in some way, you were great , i even managed to hold out a gentleman, your rating, the highest rating, yes, but you can’t be a gentleman, just one evening, i didn’t start, i wonder how you will get out of it if i come more. but you’ll be killed in a car accident or pushed
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under a gangster’s knife, crushed, endowed with a terrible fatal disease, you can’t even imagine what a dreamer i am, well , i already can, but you don’t remember anything at all, i remember that i will read yours to my mother letters, letters, and from thumks? just be more modest and don’t read your private parts out loud. forgive me, for what? well for what got you into this story. mom wants me to get married, but let her believe that her dream will come true. maybe this deception will prolong her days. sorry for losing it for us . well, sorry, good evening,
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i’ll definitely visit you again, in no case , i didn’t like it so much, i’m afraid that you ’re too impressed, it’s nice to hear, no, well, it’s probably all together, roses, champagne, candles , wonderful. even light up, you have a wonderful mother, i would like to see her more, no, more for you you don’t need to come here, you just need to get to know each other.
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mom, what's wrong with you? are you in pain? everything is terrible, why is everything so terrible? i guessed right away, i’m not blind, i’m not deaf, and i’m not out of my mind yet. sorry, forgive me, for what? i’m sorry for that , for the fact that you love him so much, this
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time you are lucky, he also loves you very much, yes it’s obvious, tanya, you will be very happy, but why the tears? i have a stone on my heart, mom, why a stone, it ’s my fault, tanya, i always had such a good time with you, in my heart i was very, very afraid, that you are asking me to marry, now i am punished, i am severely punished. i want a granddaughter, but i will never have one, god, how i want a granddaughter. and so that she would love me , so that, of course, she would love you, well, so that we all, all love each other, just now, instead of death, i would be waiting for great-grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, you know, how wonderful it is, they make so much noise, running around in at home, of course, all sorts of chores, all sorts of whims, troubles, yes, instead of
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all this you sit in my wine, all day long with me, a boring old woman, i am very i love you, mom, and i feel good with you, and it’s late, how late, how hopelessly, endlessly late, we understand our mistakes, stop worrying, and valerian, everything you can offer me in the end of life is so, because igor is so interesting man, she’s such a beauty, you could have such a good girl, forgive me, tanyusha, i’m uncontrollable. why were you such an obedient daughter, why? anyway, i’m happy that you ’re getting married, i’m happy, mommy, but i don’t need anyone, am i crazy? yes, i'm happy, and you? me, why are we so unhappy? all will be
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ok, everything will be fine. i congratulate you, thank you, i am very very happy, then i was here, so majestic and smug. at the same time, not remembering himself with joy, and here were the twin brothers, who came to such admiration, came to such admiration and exchanged such glances that the old one.
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it suits you, this old-grandmother’s bow is centuries old, well, maybe you should still explain to me what’s going on, today is a special day for us, a day like a day, mom. it’s light, the sun is shining, don’t fool your head, tanya, i see you’ve been cooking all day, you ’re waiting for someone, beautiful,
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igor, no, it’s not igor. who, wait, who is it, again with... after all, the boy is having fun, i’ll catch him, i’ll pull his ears, and why did igor leave? i think i’m already on my way, far from moscow. something mysterious lives in the atmosphere of our home, and what awaits us? tanya, what
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awaits us? dumplings, vinaigrette, cake, did you invite anyone? it's a surprise! you, you were on a business trip, i forgot, can’t you hear, the dog team is barking at the entrance, in half an hour i’ll hit the sledge and rush off to tundra, got up only to say goodbye to the brides, there is no way, i have to stand, catch my breath, gain strength, after all, you know, years? how is your mother feeling? by the way, thank you, she hasn’t run out of roses yet, well, let there be more, no, the bunny would be better off with these roses, who’s there? no one, mom, just me, sofya ivanovna. why don’t you come in, igor, he’s in a hurry. i'm in a hurry to see you, sofia ivanovna. well, what,
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where? i'm walking, in a bit of a hurry. it’s great that you came and tanya didn’t tell me anything, but i i guessed she was really, really waiting for you, getting ready, tidying up, buying so many things. i’m glad to hear that you were waiting for me so much, tanechka, i wasn’t waiting for you, who were you waiting for if not igor, i thought you left, i ’m surprised, pleasantly surprised, just surprised, so igor, down with it, you feel at home , tanya, put the roses in a vase, we have one vase in our house, i understand. tomorrow i’ll bring the second one, but what should i do with your flat one ? throw it away today, kids, don’t fight, tanya,
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take your coat away and take care of the roses, business trip postponed, canceled altogether, “the dream is in hand , imagine, i dreamed of a road, it ’s small, a heap, sorry, but this is a joy, now imagine, i don’t have exactly the same dream, a road and the same heap, tanya, imagine, i dreamed of that one what a dream, what a dream, we had a dream, i forgot, when you came, i remembered, what do you want?” i had a dream at the same time, and this is our little shared secret, how are you feeling, sofia, excellent, the dream
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came true, you came, we can have dinner, uh, everyone is ready, uh, unfortunately, igor is in a hurry train, open up, igor, she doesn’t even know what joy awaits her, can you imagine, tanya, the business trip was canceled altogether, but yes. “we can celebrate the new year all together, tanya hasn’t invited me yet, well , the new year is far away, only a week, mom, unfortunately, igor can’t celebrate the new year with us, why is he celebrating the new year with a group in a restaurant, with colleagues , this is such a tradition, igor will congratulate us on the phone, do you think this is normal, the world has changed, mom, summer cottages are allocated in spain, he celebrates the new year with a team in restaurant , it attracts bunnies, different hedgehogs, jerboas." that’s normal, mom, you need to get married as soon as possible. igor, i have to remind you, it’s time for you. why?
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well, the business trip was cancelled, tan. yes. but did you still have the balance sheet? igor , i ask you, don’t show up without reporting. oh, what’s wrong, igoruk? she knows, gastritis. oh, give me a piece of lettuce, the pain is unbearable, i need it urgently, something light, why are you standing there, well, take some measures, well, set the table, well, in the end. after all, igor, you need to sit down, for the main thing for me now is not to move, sit down, sit for about five hours, no less, sit, we are happy, or lie down, i don’t understand what happened to our tanya today, she was waiting, waiting for you, when you came, she seemed upset. what is it? i didn't notice, stand.

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