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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 14, 2024 2:05am-2:51am MSK

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the report remains, igor, i ask you, go without a report, don’t show up, what is it, igoryuk , she knows, gastritis, give me a piece of lettuce, the pain is unbearable, i need to eat something urgently, why are you standing there, well, take some measures , well, set this on the table, well, in the end, igor, you need to sit down, for me now the main thing is not to move, sit down and sit for about five hours. no less, sit, we are glad, or lie down, i don’t understand what happened to our tanya today, she was waiting, waiting for you, and when you came, it was as if she was upset, but what’s wrong, i don’t noticed, they resisted. what will accumulate?
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maybe try to get to the kitchen? yes , i’ll try, it’s good that you came here, i ’ll feed you here, quickly, quickly, i’m not in a hurry, don’t worry, gang oh, it suits you, i can’t help but notice your taste, don’t be distracted. here, bon appetit, vinaigrette, salad, excuse me, but you can’t do that, bread, why, everything in one plate, cheese, butter, don’t do it yourself.
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my personality is not limited to gastritis, by the way, it’s delicious, i haven’t eaten so tasty for a long time, i’ll throw some more, well, i’ll refrain, otherwise we’ll eat here, i’ll sit in the room like it's a fool to watch you eat. what do you need
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, honestly, absolutely, to be absolutely honest, i don’t know myself, i’m not here, and why are they calling you here already, listen, i found out from cherikan, of course here, but where else could he be? igor, igor , our pussy is calling, you have a disgusting character, as expected, please don’t borrow the phone, they might call me, yes, cuckoo, today, well, it’s hard to say, the pussy is cuckooing , it will completely ruin the environment, no, no, you’re from - nothing for me, not from me, no, well, i’m busy, so busy, yes, but i’ll call you, bye, hedgehog. my
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prickly, i remind you, this is not a telephone point or a hotline, pussy, you understand, there’s a line of people knocking on the glass, hurry up to your mouse, she’s been waiting for you, they should come to me, i’ll call you back, who should come to you, a new candidate for husband, but your mother has already become attached to me, you can’t hurt her, and then you wanted to forget why i didn’t come over? your mother, for her part , has no complaints against me. what you need? they'll come to me now, you're redundant. what do you need? nothing special. i like it when the lampshade is set, the table is set, otherwise that’s it somehow. for a long time no one has been as happy with me
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as your mother, imagine, i have never been a son-in-law in my life. so marry your bunny, i’m too young for her, you ’re young for her, of course, she says, i’ll last another 20 years, she dreams of not getting married, becoming a widow, but why do you need her, if you’re talking about her like that, why, i’m still a man, but it’s clear, tanya, shall we have dinner? now, now, mom, everything, everything, everything, everything, nothing, sofya ivanovna, carried, oh, you see, right now, svenikret, what are you saying, i’m a decent person, svenik in room, and you yourself from the room, i listen to you
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standing, well, i’m just curious who came to you, why are you standing there, it’s a shame to show, by the way, as i must imagine, your fiance, uh, fictitious fiance... or uh, ex-fiance , and i ’m confused, let’s agree, oh, he’s so persistent, he really wants to marry you, but social security served it right, okay, maybe i should go to work at social security, go away, in time for their visits, i see, he’s getting ready, here i am, dina . "hello, your daughter, dear, your little blood, and you were looking for, tanya, who is there, grandmother, dear grandmother, finally
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see you, tanya, to the rescue, dina, dina, right away, gradually, you know her, who is it? grandma, don’t you recognize your little blood , throw this little blood out of here, that’s who , you didn’t warn me, this is my daughter, mother, your granddaughter, grandmother, beloved, mommy, dear, that’s enough, you’re going to stop screaming neck, do not shout at the child. i don’t understand who it is, my god, how my heart beats, don’t torment me, tanya, who is she, your dear granddaughter, mother, i’m sorry for hiding her, god, dear granddaughter, don’t go crazy, so where are you her
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was hiding, tanya, yes, yes, she abandoned me in the maternity hospital, and strangers adopted me, they themselves had seven, that’s all... “that’s how my life turned out, an orphan, with my mother and grandmother still alive, you were able to give up your child, tanya, i personally won’t allow you to judge your mother, it’s all true, tanya, the honest truth, it’s my fault, grandma, i can’t stop looking at you, you’re my unsung song, it’s my fault, tanik, i’m sorry me!" come on, grandma, don’t give a damn and forget, were you really that afraid of me, girl? my, was i really such a miracle , my girls, forgive me, mom, mom, mom, don’t worry, everything is wrong, i’ll tell you the truth, don’t, the truth is too bitter, and i’ve already grown up, now why explain, chickpeas , i’ll at least
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look at you, what’s your name, dina, dina. tanya's eyes, and my chin, eyebrows petin, right, tanya, and the poor fellow, my chin, his eyebrows, or mine, let them be his, his, of course. who else’s appearance is passed down through generations, tanin’s eyes and forehead tanin, that’s the expression of the forehead, look at the forehead, igor, i’m delighted with the forehead, and whose nose, whose nose?
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at least hint about the nose, who is it at this celebration of life? i’m a random extra , iago, are you really going to blame tanya for having an illegitimate child, with such a statute of limitations, who is she to blame her for anything, who is this, you’re almost married, yes, i was almost ready to marry the woman who assured me that she is an old maid, and the old maid is so touching, romantic, stern, defenseless, it suddenly turns out that all her conscious years she led a double life. bunnies, hedgehogs are decent, at least everything is clear with them at once, i
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after all, i’m going on a business trip, i’ll call from the tundra, right from the snowdrifts, who is he, your father, who, your dad, dad, dad, dad, daddy, dear, you and i have found each other, i didn’t even suspect that i had it, i need you so much, stop it, the number won’t work with me, igor, are you abandoning your own daughter, i’m starting to be disappointed in you, igor, i didn’t have children, never had children, daughters, no sons, my tanechka doesn’t know how to lie, igor, you should know that very well, but i noticed, i paid attention.
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what i was doing then was completely different, i was fulfilling my civic duty in the army in porkuta, far from here. and you, tanechka, and i then worked in yelets on assignment after the library institute, we were in yelets, never, i traveled from yelets to irkuta, you are from yelets, why go on an excursion, not on may by chance, igor, come closer.
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that no, well, we definitely have. dad , why worry now, what’s the harm to you , it’s too late to pay alimony, i have housing, but you only have one benefit, old age is just around the corner, there’s a daughter, someone will have a glass of water submit, that’s it, the child is completely confused, it’s all over, we sit down at the table, that’s it. well , tell me, how did you live without us?
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was this really life, my father and mother were deprived of parental rights for heavy drinking, like my father and mother, well, those with whom i ended up, i don’t consider them to be parents at all, well, why do this , after all, they raised me somewhere in the house i blabbed, uh-huh, then i wandered around the dorms, i don’t believe it. it’s okay tanya, but you knew how your daughter was suffering and you were silent, how could she know, we were lost right after the maternity hospital, how we were found, yes, my god, how did you find each other, literally by accident, literally yesterday, amazing, how did you recognize each other, voice of blood, now.
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what kind of junk is this? diapers, baby clothes, everything my mother left me. mexican cinema, it just brings tears to my eyes, please, especially for you, mom’s marks in the corners, now you don’t believe it either, it’s very strange, grandma, you must agree, it’s strange not to believe, show me. tanya's handwriting. sofia, you are a smart woman. no, well, this is really a tannin signature, but the one above is not legible. you, abandoning the child, left on diaper marks? naturally, you're just some kind of cuckoo? don’t you dare talk to your mom like that, won’t you please? no, poor girl, sufferer, always alone, alone, but now i
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found my mother, you, grandmother, sincere, beautiful. why didn't you get married? yes, i’ve been married, i know how many times i’ve been , only five official ones, my whole passport is dirty, but i have children, no, what’s missing, that ’s not there, we need to move in together, we should be together, tanya, bring the box, i would i’m glad, but i literally have nothing to do with you, you have such charms, and i have a kennel in communal apartment, why are you sitting, bring it from... a two-room apartment, and you have a room, and we can apply for a three-room apartment, you’ll stop living with strangers, we’ll be together, and who is this? your grandfather, huh?
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look, little night, oh no, this is a natural museum, the tretyakov gallery, no weaker, wow, a diamond tiara, like a treasure, what a beauty, a shop on the sofa, a necklace with pearls of different sizes. he is a bracelet of halts, a serf, by the way, the 16th century, pendants with diamonds, a treasure, the museum was robbed or something, no, family jewelry is inherited through the female line, you got it all from your mother, from your mother,
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and she got it from her grandmother, from her great-grandmother. she was such a beauty, a good girl, she adored jewelry and bought them all her life. probably some noblewoman was with the king. mom, help. your great-grandmother was a serf; she sang in italy and france. naomi. so what, all these jewels are yours now? no, these jewels are yours now. you are such a joy to me, such a joy, my granddaughter. and for tanechka such joy, such joy. glory god, there is at least someone to leave jewelry with. thanks to you, i will die happy. it's you
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grandma, come on, live. dinochka, let's take off the jewelry. let's put them in their place, you will know that they are yours, you will come to us to look at them, but why such difficulties, let her have everything, take them, little girl, grandma, are you going to give all this to me, you already gave it to me , royal jewelry, crazy money, several cars, well, we don’t give them to the first person we meet, but to our only daughter, granddaughter, grandma, golden, mogiya, thank you, dad, glad, ok, mom, the only thing, thank you for finding me, i will wear these valuables and remember all of you, why remember me, i want to be with you while i’m alive, because
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i have a feeling that i won’t have another month left to live, that goes without saying, but now it’s time for me... it’s not too early to get up and all that. dinochka, aren’t you spending the night with us? definitely next time. today i’m already crazy, or maybe i’m dreaming? you understand that it is dangerous to walk the streets like this, covered in diamonds. yes, look at me everyone what a fool is tempted to rob me, grandma, dad, mom, thank you all, for everything, thank you, i love everyone, i will never forget this day, be careful when you climb in!
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perhaps you could explain what it was? what was it? amateur mediocre performance? now, if i knew that i had a daughter, and that this would happen to her, i would take the girl, she would grow up in my house, she would be loved, she would be happy, she would be pampered, and my mother would live. away, i’m not here, tell me yourself,
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yes, why are you talking to me like that, i have a daughter twice your age, and come calls here, yes, my mother-in-law and daughter are here, but she is not my wife, yes, there is a mother-in-law, there is a daughter, but she is not a wife, that’s how it happened, yes, that i lied, that i lied, i got caught, i got caught, yes, by accident , yesterday by chance, today not by chance, yes, for a long time, but damn calling here,
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thank you. “personally, i ’m ready to sacrifice myself to atone for the past, in what sense? do n’t be, even if we get married, there ’s nothing wrong with that either, is it worth the risk, you can’t think only about yourself, you still need to start a family, you, yours mom, your daughter, did you believe me, i’m starting remember"? it’s been a long time , excuse me, i saw you for the first time in my life, yesterday, i ’ve never been to arkut, i haven’t given birth, dina is a grocery worker from the vegetable store on the corner, i don’t even
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know her phone number, i don’t even know her last name, what kind of idiots are you accepting, jewelry, donate, you don’t know the names , maybe your jewelry is also fake, maybe everything is fake? the jewelry is real and life is real, or the rain is fake, my mother is dying , i will do anything to make sure she dies happy, your daughter, dina or not your daughter, don’t shout, she’s your daughter no, no, who is she, no one, mom, she’s no one, and my mother is no one to you, and i’m no one to you. monster, monster, with a cruel, cold woman
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i will cross you out as mine , i don’t impose my company on you, i don’t hold you, i don’t hold you, how can i forget everything, get it all out, you can do that, i can’t do that, nothing can, pussies, hello, god, how unhappy i am. did igor call today? you already asked, igor called every day. and what does he say that he loves? us, but
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more worried about what, your health, you always talk to him only about me, not only, but he loves you, of course, and you , of course, are his mother, i don’t like all this, here is snegurochka, you bit me all over as a child. where did you go, dina? i told you, mom, get sick. how? i told you, i have a little cold. you feel this way because you didn’t raise her. at first, any disease looks innocent. oh, my father brought this from germany. and the consequences can be very different. there is no reason to worry. mild cold. why are you lying, do you really
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think, i don’t understand what ’s happening to you, in my opinion, it’s very beautiful, yes, i really, really, love you, then leave me immediately, go to igor, mom, this is impossible, tanya, daughter, i beg you with all my might. well, go to igor, i really want you to celebrate the new year with igor. mom , well, i can’t leave you alone, you want to ruin my holiday, you want me to worry and suffer for you all night, what if , while we’re sitting here, he meets another woman, mom, who? igor, tanechka, if he leaves us, i won’t survive it. i don't want to go anywhere, do it for me. i...
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ready, why such a gloomy look? come on, come to me. smile. well, that's a completely different matter. am i happy that you are leaving me on this new year's eve? mommy, i also wish you health, happiness and long life. well, i won’t last long, another year. mom, i will stay with you. go , i said hi to igor, and a gift, a gift for igor, it’s new year, well, of course, of course, i’ll buy something on the way, for igor on the way, how’s that, well, how’s that something, mom, no worry, i'll figure it out, i already figured it out our thirty-volume author, igor, like us, loves dickins very much.
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you are so happy that the twin brothers were here.
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little darling, you are my darling, i don’t go anywhere, you are the ringer. call, call , now, now, now, now, now, disappeared , charlie, come to me, charlie, happy new year, happy new happiness, it’s me, your daughter, teen, you, they found out, but i was drawn to you, i think
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they won’t kick you out for the new year, i see you were kicked out yourself, dean with your things, oh, how great, but she sent my mother to igor to celebrate the new year, to whom, to your dad, it’s clear, well, let's go together and confess, shall we? have you gone crazy , i must admit, don’t deprive me of my grandmother, she is the only one i have, i have no more relatives, only her, then come on , just don’t get confused, you and my mother learned it, easily, from the very soul, we will
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hold on, mom! why did you come back? what happened?
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i am an old frosty man from the forest, a beard made of silver, healthy and cheerful as always, happy new year. who is this? don’t be scared, mom, this is our loner, he decided to surprise us, granddaughter, oh, how funny you came up with everything, how smart you are, grandfather frost on churches, i've never seen anything like this, very funny, but what does this mean? this means fractures on both legs, she argued with me, a slight cold, not dangerous, not dangerous, you see what complications there are. what's wrong with you today? some kind of strange? mom, just be careful, i won’t fall for anything now that a happy, calm life has just begun. cheerful, bright, my gifts for everyone, for you,
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granny, a camera, a camera, for me, thank you, in my youth, you know, i had a watering can, yes, my father gave it to me when i came of age, oh, how beautiful! lechka was also beautiful, so dexterous, the lens was extended, i used to take a lot of photographs, now i’ve forgotten how to do something, but what can i do, it couldn’t be simpler, oh, i’ll teach you, the whole night is ahead of you, mom, here’s the dress, all the money , what did you give for this, thank you, day, and more family ones on the chain, hope, mom, yes, in my youth there was a lot of things, i was interested in, i photographed your grandfather, grandfather, which grandfather? hello, what grandfather? petrasanovich, i have a lot of photographs of him, and grandfather, here
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the second christmas tree is ready, the holiday, the more the better, oh, frog princess. mistress of the copper mountain, beauty, malacht box, so, and now immediately, there, new year is coming, grandmother, why are you driving your mother, where, to your father, to igor, huh? “you and i will have fun here, how well everything is going, oh , how you are here, how we are spending the old year, keep in mind that we are like alcoholics on the stairs, and we need to drink, it’s better to drink on the stairs than not drink at all, this it’s obvious to everyone that you’re in trouble”? you want everything at once, now the main thing is to drink,
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i’ll bring out the snack as quickly as possible, well , we’ll be wasted for the old year, hurray, hurray, talk then, so, let’s have one more at once, otherwise i don’t know when i’ll be able to jump out again, quietly, quietly, quietly, quietly, little by little, otherwise. .. you’ll be lying on the stairs covered in diamonds, oh, i’ve already had too much, but you have no choice, otherwise you’ll catch a cold, close your eyes and drink, i wanted to say something, i’m pregnant myself, what to do, i don’t know how maybe, don’t open your eyes, don’t stop, drink, drink! i have
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n’t drunk much yet, but there are already two santa clauses. well then we’ll pour ourselves another one, and you blow the bubble, you’re done, we’ll drink in the entrance for three. do you know who is it? of course, who? santa claus, okay. to celebrate the new year with you, tell
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me, that’s why i need two santa clauses, i understand, i’m leaving, sorry, the joke didn’t work, why are you giving me a striptease here, there was a santa claus, he became a clone, i’m to blame for you, you’re slapped in the face, this is my best... memory, yana, it’s new year, you judge, yes, i admire, stunningly beautiful, clown.
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i have a gift for you, i have one for you too, i’ll get drunk today, give me 20 drops straight into my tea, a gift, rymi martan, i’ve been saving it for a year, and you poured some for yourself, granddaughter, don’t worry, there’s enough booze, i also grabbed champagne. well, i was lost in sweat over the past year, lord, forgive me , long live, hurray, give me your hand, my right one, i won’t give it to you for anything, oh, it turned out to be the left one, now we’ll figure out the right one, here’s the right one, oh, just please check, because that i could be mistaken, so where is the heart, lord, the heart is in the right place, so the right one showed up, why do you need it? oh, you're worried, maybe it won't fit, or
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i don’t like it, why, it’s time, honorai, the clock is striking. we’ve been standing for 10 years, you’re getting carried away, no, happy new year, oh, dad, hello, hello, we’ve been standing here, we’ve been drinking for hours. grab your bag, new year is a holiday at home , it’s not supposed to be celebrated, understand with your heart, van, run everyone at the table, already, well, so why,
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give birth or not give birth, give birth, mom, you’ll be a great-grandmother, and i’ll be a grandfather, well, thank you, i will have a great-granddaughter, so much happened while i was dying, grandma, how i love you, my little blood, just hurry up, i feel like i won’t be around for long with you, and don’t persuade me for three or four years, no more, piperhigh, but i have a stone on my heart, what a stone, mom, a child should have a father, if only i had some idea. i didn’t have who it could be, got ready, i don’t want to listen to anything, a single girl, beautiful, smart, cheerful, gentle, decent, only one thing can console me, 11, my great-grandson must have a father.
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it’s strange, why do they knock and not call? or, don’t be afraid, ask who? come see me! hello everyone, friends, this is not a podcast format, we, like olivier salads, are always at home on the new year's table, so we have prepared for
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you a very tasty dish called the new year's hit parade, you can always borrow money from her, because only she knows where 3 million rubles are. but you’re immediately warmer in my arms, the champagne will bring you closer to you, whether it’s sweet, hey, uh, hey, winter is on the calendar, winter is on the calendar, i haven’t seen you for a long , long time, we met in december. even last year, i’m choosing outfits for the meeting, i ’m worried about pita’s heart, we’ll be close, you’re so impeccable now, now, cold winter,
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it won’t warm me up, but you’re in my hands, you’re immediately warmer, champagne. the cold winter will not warm me, but you are in my arms, let it be immediately warmer, the champagne will bring you closer, olivier salad, 21 o'clock, the whole company is assembled, you seem to be in a dream, as if in a dream, you are already standing on the threshold, and let the cold touches , will stop your attraction, i take out the best outfit.

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