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tv   PODKAST  1TV  January 20, 2024 2:00am-2:51am MSK

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he’s alive, zhenya, hello, you really crushed him, you, you killed him, i didn’t want to, you killed my hat, you killed my hat,
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well, mr. slavsky, what did we find out thanks to our first dinner, after which personally, i was left hungry, i don’t know, i ate, so what’s up with the experiment, do you see me right now, no, you hate me right now, most likely not, because we have eliminated the object of primary anger. “you associate me with all your problems and so very often in life, when we, yes, this is not funny, but why are you putting your hat on me put it, i didn’t put anything in, bless you, i could have put it away , you understand that, you understand that, the tiger came on his own,
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yes, and your dwarf also came on her own, you know what, go to hell with your experiments, we need to get through six more dinners, otherwise i won’t come to the zak , that yes, you know, we’ll go through both of them, i’ll endure it, i’ve made it, i’ll endure it, what to cook, don’t mimic me, i myself, i’ll cook it myself, because it’s a year. .. you didn’t have any help, now you don’t need it anymore, be healthy,
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well, i hope that the tiger has already returned to jungle, yes, i found his owner, a very interesting man, yeah. we need to start the experiment , it’s okay, just be patient for 15 minutes, i’ll cook it quickly, so, today for dinner we’re having french onion soup, the best remedy for french kisses, alyon, well, if we’re talking on a schedule, then please, you can set the alarm clock , moreover, you can even blindfold me, so that i chop off a couple of my fingers, we have a new rule of the game, a very interesting theory, so,
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we will do everything for our partner, that is, then your desires are my desires, your problems are my problems on the contrary , wait, but when i get into your head i’ll understand what you want there, maybe that’s the problem, we don’t say our desires, i wait , i don’t understand anything right now, that is, you, i... do what i want, great, i want to wash the dishes and cut the onions, you know, i really like our second dinner, i would also like to hear the scientific basis , spouses... often don’t say what they want,
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they try to solve the problem on their own, and that’s what the partner was given for, so that help, so help me, partner, to become free faster, our dinner is over, our marriage is over, i can’t, i need to wash my face, your problems are my problems, mine, mine, i need to fix my makeup. hello,
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show me. the drama of eyebrows, now it’s fashionable, beautiful, i’m afraid to imagine how we’ll have dinner, here, but not, not there, here. yes, wipe it off, calmly, your problem, my problem, you’re already smearing, uh-huh, now, slavsky, that’s enough, okay, what’s going on?
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what's happening? well, is something going on? i can't control this shit. do it anything? not that. then i need to tighten up. you're even afraid. touch, but i should be the closest person to you, it turns out that we are not that close, but why, and why does this happen, and you are at work all the time, yes, i am at work, and what am i doing, and you are a translator from english,
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so what, what is the name of my company, where is my office, who are my colleagues, but it turns out, what? you not only screwed up your life, but you also screwed up our common life, i can’t do push-ups anymore, i need a little more, but i don’t need it, i want to fix my life , do it for me, please, you can’t, well then... have a drink, solve my problem, you know that i’m afraid to open champagne, and i want to open champagne, do you want it, yes , i
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want it too, your problem is my problem, it's a challenge, right?
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i see your problems.
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schmacher is marked, lorionov, step back, but what is happening? oh, music therapy, waltz is ready for the holiday, vasya, why not in pairs? well, safety precautions to avoid injuries and injuries. uh-huh, so the qual was created to dance in pairs, oh, yes stop it, look, he’s funny, we
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’re like that, larionov, he walked away, quietly, quietly, quietly, his own, hi, dear lesh, hi marquis , gave his paw, found out, of course, yes, that you’re not dancing, just give, and what well, i’ll dance alone, now my wife will come. we’ll show everyone here, where’s the wife? yes, there’s been parking for an hour already, the women don’t know how to drive, they don’t know how, they don’t know how, but you don’t have any wife, dogs either , everyone died in the accident, let’s go, i tell you, let’s go, let’s go, next, next, he said, let’s go!
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let's start this dinner, my third dinner, what? you weren’t fed by a nice young man with perfect english, shut up, let’s get down to business, what we have today, something according to freud, today we won’t talk, but what will we do?
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daughter, daughter, you’re here, daughter, daughter, daughter, you ’re here, daughter, oh, i’m calling, calling, you’re not picking up, what’s this, it’s good that i didn’t go to the police, everything at once. are you drunk or what? are you really drunk? come on, breathe on mom, oh god, what is this, friend? have you made peace or something? i'm asking you, have you made peace? why aren’t you
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talking to me? what is this? a lot of let's see, what is this, is it some kind of game, what is it? oh god, of course, what else could my student draw, go to hell with your experiment, experiments are fine with me, but why are you laughing, what ’s going on, i don’t understand, zami, go, a rumor wouldn’t tell me something like that, so i congratulate you, daughter, keep laughing, because with this loser you decided to go for the second round, you know that mom, that mom, that mom should know, oh that’s how you started talking daughter, but tomorrow all these pieces of paper will go to
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the trash bucket, and he won't be with you again listen, he will again... ignore you, and you will come running to me to your mommy , you will cry into the hem of your crocodile with tears, mommy, maybe i should tell you less, or maybe you need to listen to an intelligent woman, listen, but don’t be afraid that you you're afraid, sometimes it's not enough to make your woman happy just to shut up, that's not enough, sometimes you just need to learn to listen.
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and you know, she’s right, call tomorrow, tell me about it, you’re welcome.
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who is your colleague or the crazy person from your hospital? no, this is a man i don't know, me
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i met him 2 days ago, he is the owner of that kitten that you almost killed, it’s a misunderstanding, but you see, it’s your kitten that almost killed me, right? so why is he here? alen, i saw you naked, i saw you shaving your legs, i saw you pee, and you decided to tell our guest all this now, right? no, just alena, we have passed that stage when we choose words for each other, we say what we want, without hesitation we forget that words can hurt, please, so a stranger... a person will force us to cook your thoughts and choose your words, but you can’t say in front of a stranger what you would only say to me, that is, you
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doubt me, right? and man, do you really think that i care about you, who are you anyway? i said that i met him on the dacha street, he said a kitten, that is, he’s just a man from the street, right? well, yes, so, what’s his name? what difference does it make, even feofan, does it change anything? do you think that i deserve it? it will be somehow awkward and embarrassing to say something to you, here is feofan, listen, but in front of you is a young family, we have been married for 5 years, we don’t have children, and it’s not like we’re trying to fix it somehow, but we have depression much more regularly than sex, let’s move away, move away, leave and you tell me, you tell me once, how many of you are there, once a week, once a month, once every six months, when was the last time we had a party, of course, and feofan, do you understand, this man set the table for you? he even bought a birthday cake the last time we had holidays in our family, when our table was set in recent years, and you want to say that we 5 we lived in shit for years,
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thanks to feofan. so, i’m not ashamed to say in front of you, feofan, that i no longer want to live with a man who doesn’t earn money and who doesn’t want to sleep with me, but i want, i want, i want, it just doesn’t make sense anymore, because we are no longer a family , tell me feofan, what would you do in my place, if she already has another man, and we haven’t divorced yet, she’s already looking for a replacement, no, i haven’t even started, but this is yours mother, your... tell me, feofan, tell me how man to man, are there normal, normal mothers-in-law, my mother! like this, yes, yes
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, maybe with ridiculous actions, she fights for my happiness, and you, you fought, you at least tried to make me happy, and i, i want to be happy, thank you, feofan, you, here, why are you applauding, are you out of your mind, you understand that this guy will take her abroad like some kind of product, fucking old fool, i didn’t pay you for this, i’m waiting for you. pay
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attention, feofan acted like a man, you deserved it, you got it, that is, now this an act, yes, of course, he at least acts , and doesn’t sit in the country for months and doesn’t drink cognac, that is, feofalot, yes, that is, feofan solved the problem like a man, yes, but i didn’t, yeah, yes i would answered, but i have a suspended sentence for the professor, get out of here, let's go, well, our fourth dinner is over,
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thank you. feofan, you are free, as we agreed, you are an ideal interlocutor, we are both very lucky, go.
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message, i see you like to speed up, or wine, really, your middle name, tell me why, why a person like you i get acquainted on the site, this is a very fast, effective method, i posted a profile and an hour later you wrote, my mother wrote, but this is even better, it turns out that i was approved in absentia by your whole family, hm? “no, not all, but i ’m still married, well, let’s finish this, that is, you ’re pushing me to cheat, blatantly getting me drunk on champagne, this is an investment, let’s get married,
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well, this...” it’s quick, life is short, why lose time? unfortunately, not everyone understands this, but i understand, at the age of 23 i almost lost my life. my heart is there now small device, everything is fine, but i decided for myself, i will live in the moment quickly, forgive me, i need to send an email, and we will continue the conversation, this is reality, brother, this is reality, don’t think about anything.
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slavsky, loneliness is good for you, color... no, are you scaring me? should i have given them to you more often? yes, was it necessary? it was, and what smells so good? yes, nothing special,
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steaks with provençal herbs, what are you up to? yeah, what? so, what are we going to do on our fifth? maybe we can dance? of course it is possible try, but it’s unlikely to work, and we’ll spend tonight’s dinner completely naked, what are you, an idiot? no, this is very important, this is very important, do you want to shake your bells at me goodbye? no, we must say the main words to each other and ask the most important questions, but why undress? a bright stimulus for the brain, a naked person can distract absolutely anyone from... anyone, of course, a naked pervert who pretends to be a scientist, he will naturally distract anyone from anything, exactly, exactly, therefore, we must say the most important words to each other, no matter what, this is important , this is stupid, i won’t give you a divorce, but at
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the first court hearing they will divorce us when i tell you what we were doing here, a classic of the genre, in the first year , what, so recognizably, are you afraid of? why me, that i still arouse sexual desire in you, you are with me, set the alarm clock, undress,
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then you look at me like that, i’m a goth adjemas, a very effective way to treat depression, physical activity, what about? we say what important words we owe each other tell me what questions we should ask each other, there are a lot of them, i thought a lot about us , that is, you haven’t thought for 5 years, now suddenly i suddenly thought, stop it, you’re as beautiful as 5 years ago, i saw it, hello, if if you want to have sex with me out of old memory for a steak with provençal injuries , these flowers, then you won’t succeed. what important words can we
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say to each other? for example, i’m sorry, everything will change immediately, right? all of a sudden? it won’t happen, what if we get dressed again and everything starts all over again, and that there is no way out? "i think not, until you're already sweet, yes, let's have a drink , timofeeva, hello, sveta, yes, welcome, as i understand it, you..." to evgeniy vladimirovich, yes, yeah, it’s so cool here,
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in general, but i’m , i learned it, well , as you said, i said, well, yes, that day, i came then and didn’t learn it, but you said to come when i learned it, so i learned it, but i probably disturbed you, timofeeva, you are out of your mind, but you don’t understand anything at all , you need a test, i’ll give you a test book , i’ll leave right away, wait, stop, at least you need to get dressed, no, then the experiment won’t happen completed, okay, i’ll accept the test , you know, you’re very on time, yeah, yes, it’s very good that you came, i’m unfazed, i don’t need it, we, we’ve already seen you naked, yes, i’ll ask you questions , you will answer them, our appearance , these will be additional conditions for you, but
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just a minute, and sveta, take off your clothes, yeah, i, i, i mean a fur coat, go to the kitchen and bring us the steaks that evgeniy cooked vladimirovich, yeah, timofeeva removed everything from mental processes, mental processes, this is a state,
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properties of the human psyche , give it to me, that’s it, continue, continue, timofe, continue timofeeva, you didn’t learn something, vladich, what’s the difference, you learned it or you didn’t learn it anyway , give it a test, well... i’ll tell you what you’re doing you’re studying here, by the way, i’m so sexy, i just can’t, oh, the tears started flowing, and oh, you also need to drink wine, yeah,
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carry on, timofeeva, after all, your professor is taking an exam, mental process processes consist of such phenomena like sensations, perception, memory, thinking, imagination. and yes, this is elementary timofeeva, sensations, perception, thinking , memory, imagination, and, well, speech, speech, why have you lost your speech, let’s get a record book, a pen somewhere, fuck it, a record book. “for some reason i’m not surprised by timofeev, yeah, maybe i’ll come tomorrow,
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you can, but only if you don’t tell anyone how you got this test, no one will believe me, what is the name of this psychological phenomenon, hallucination, and schizophrenia, and i myself, goodbye, goodbye, what a nightmare, my god, the girl has, it’s probably such stress, well, if you taught it well, then you know how to deal with it, man, you’re crazy. “i didn’t call her either then or now, but you look me in the eyes, because you don’t want to look at my body, maybe you don’t need anything else, you know, the last time you looked at
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me was then.” in the park, brain, a crowd of people, and you, you just stand there and look, there was a crowd of people there, i only saw you, am i already fed up? well, let's get dressed, what is it?
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5 days, 5 days, and he proposed to you, you don’t know him at all, so i don’t she answered and calmed down, he’s waiting until tomorrow, if you ask her where he’s in such a hurry, he’s in a hurry. to live, well, it’s okay, he’ll wait, i haven’t given you a divorce yet, zhen, you, you really think that i, i come here because i’m afraid of it, i filed for divorce on the day when you didn’t
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come , we will be divorced without your consent. anti.
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congratulations to the drivers nastenka, let me congratulate you. and these rich people are the russian mafia, almost all the rich people in our country are the mafia, your table, have a nice holiday, okay, wow, thanks,
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evgeniy vladimirovich, i ran, sveta, ah! are you also interested in me as a man? oh, evgeny vladimirovich, to be honest, no, and you also have a wife, yes, only she went to a rich foreigner, that’s who i saw her with, in timofeev’s sense, we didn’t sit in the restaurant, i was with friends for my birthday , and what, you’re in your beautiful suv, right? let's go, now i like you more.
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and this is in the past, yes, you, listen, don’t interrupt, excuse me, don’t listen, listen, that
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’s it, gentlemen, let’s not fight, we’re here we are resting, he takes my wife away, she is no longer his wife, i actually haven’t decided anything yet, the problem needs to be solved, but without fighting and shooting. this is in extreme cases, i have an idea, 2 3 4 5, i remember, i was 10 years old, i was saving for a new bike, i wanted.
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ahali-gali, and a couple of troopers, you and i were super, super eight, hali-gali, you and i were flying all day, flying, no need, think about it, someone whistle, please, well, not right away, when i was 15.
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