we can undoubtedly be proud of our russian synchronized swimming and the achievements of our athletes. how to draw attention to climate issues? of course, pour soup over leonardo davinci's giaconda. the logic is incomprehensible, but this is exactly what the latest eco-vandals did: the louvre, two girls, a can of soup. this is what the picture looked like today. of course, it is protected by impenetrable glass, but it is still a smeared masterpiece. after this, environmentalists evoke less and less sympathy in society, this is shown by surveys of girls taken by the police, but practice shows that they will soon be released, that’s all for now , we are monitoring the developments, now on channel one there is a continuation of the comedy: look for a woman, enjoy watching, that is, you buy it, i don’t hear it, i buy it, buy it?

he doesn’t have to wait for her at the entrance with a gift, but he doesn’t leave and wait, he brings her flowers or gifts. “she doesn’t take it, all the words have been said a thousand times, much clearer, only something in the very bottom of her eyes tells him, he will be with her, we will be together. of course we

will be together, i know we will be together, museum should be an example, but what example can a child take from a primitive man? no, not an anderthal, is this a positive example?

believe me, everything that happens to us tomorrow is predetermined, and we will be together, of course, we will be together, i know we will be together, we are in a boat from the same ship.

hello, hello, i liked the song very much, whose is this? i mean, who wrote it? the people, represented by their individual representatives. so you made this up? i composed the words and music, and wrote the arrangement. great, really, really great. alec, we're off. come on, come on, i'll go now. so you are uncle alik? i am uncle alik. when we started playing, the names of the ensemble were fashionable: cheerful guys, blue guitars, gems, flowers, but i didn’t like any of them. and for some reason, my little daughter katyushka, she didn’t call me daddy, but uncle alek. well, lyoshka immediately liked it, and mishka the administrator shouted brilliantly, brilliantly, well, they called themselves uncle alek. where are you going? i'm metro. what's your name? me, lyalya. la la la la. larisa, that is. no, lyalya is elena. elena?

you're laughing in vain, a chance meeting can... turn your life around. what if you and i are made for each other, huh? here i ask here, okay, please, hello, hello , please give us a bottle of dry and give me these sweets, where did we stop, lalya, that we are made for each other, well, let’s assume and how to check this , and since we are made for each other, i treat you, please, yes , thank you, this and this are very easy to check, there are two ways, there are only two ways, the first, we will never part again, please, please, we have here everything is full, thank you, we live our whole lives together, inseparable, only in old age, at the very end of life, i forgot the wine, at the end of life it becomes clear whether we were mistaken or not, a very good way, only this is the first, and

what is the second, oh, the second one is less accurate, but faster now. living together is contraindicated, please, yes, it’s a shame, but you looked in the wrong place, just as you looked at the option that the woman is a scorpio and the man is a leo, but with you and me it’s the other way around, oh,

an ideal union, love and fidelity for life, lala, here’s another there when you were listening song, i know, i know, you saw me and immediately realized that we were made for each other, right? yes, yes, yes, my god, just what kind of ideal union have you gathered into? what is it? you seem to be a married man? who is married? you, am i married? you, yes, who told you that i’m married? well, what about daughter katya? kate? kate? katya is 15 years old. katya has been living with another dad for 3 years. yes. yes, yes, i have my passport with me. please dissolve the marriage with a citizen. that's all, please. why are you showing me your passport, i’m not the police, but so that it’s everything is honest, because in this situation of ours, all the men are free, all are single , everyone is lying so clumsily, but i want to be honest, everything is clear with me, let’s now sort things out with you, just a minute, please, look here,

passport, passport, no stamps on this topic. not married and never been married, this is a toast, in my opinion too, we are free, uh-huh, we are alone, uh-huh, and the stars say that we are made for each other, and if the stars are wrong, then someone needs it.

by the way, this book contains an eastern horoscope, let's check what we have there it turns out, according to the eastern horoscope, i’m purely a bull, and i’m a rat, a rat, so you’re 39, right? yes, i'm an old fool. well, well, well, you turn out to be 26, yeah, well, well, look, bull rat, ideal couple, the best possible combination, love, happiness for many years,

tenderness and devotion until old age, i'm ready, what does this mean? this is how you propose to me , or what? and if i agree, i'll take it. you don’t know me, maybe this is exactly what i want, because it happens, it really happens, it happens, let’s go, where, how where, to the palace for the wedding, are you crazy or do you think i’m an idiot? lyalya, but you don’t want to part with me, do you? let's go, where? i told you,

the wedding is going to the palace. okay, let's go. he was a genius in his fanaticism, a cynical politician, a man who put the idea of ​​communism higher.

and gold doesn’t interest me, you will go to russia today, return the sacred

treasures of the nation, treasures, my father, lover of gold, excuse me, of course, but all this doesn’t look very plausible, there are secrets that don’t have statute of limitations, german, tomorrow after the program time, modern man, this has already been absolutely proven, genetics.

premiere, film two, africa, on thursday on the first. lyalya, do you want to attend the meeting? at a meeting with whom? ahh, here it is, a creative meeting with me. i wrote a song yesterday, and i haven’t shown it to anyone yet, not even the guys. the song is called crossroads, if

100 times in the morning everything is wrong, if the time has come to take a step, if you are lonely. so your time has come and the intersection of seven roads is waiting around the corner. there are no people there, there are no cars, there are only seven paths, and you are alone, and you

choose once and for all how to turn to where your star shines. the crossroads of seven roads, here i am, the crossroads of family and roads, my life, even if i drove my destiny, but no matter what land i sing in, it still seems to me that i am there as before.

yes, my decision, please sign it. in the name of the russian federation, i declare you husband and wife and congratulate you.

just like that, so that means you work here? yes, we work here, but what about the underground passage? we are working in an underground passage, or you are there only in your free time from work, in your free time from work we work, it’s just that not every wedding has enough money for a live orchestra, then. memory in the underground passage , which means then again underground, maybe, but you need to ask lyoshka the drummer, maybe, but i don’t know how it is with the graphics, but how are you on the violin, on the guitar, but because we are musicians, we play the violin, the guitar, the piano, the trumpet, whatever is needed, we play whatever the situation requires, say, if you want to play, yes, thank you, then submit an application, let’s

citizens, hurry up, otherwise my working day is ending, and it’s you, alik, and i don’t even see, oh, oh, how is it? well, we are practically made for each other, an ideal union, love and tenderness for life. maybe this is fate? whose working day is ending. so we're late. but why? "we can still make it, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, aunt masha. this is lala,

hello, we want to submit an application, nothing funny, i'm serious, sit down, aunt masha, i'm serious, send the forms, in the name of the russian federation. passports with you, here, here, here, give me a pen, and a pen.

so many questions, where are you, quietly, we are running all over the palace, now there is another wedding, and what are you doing? lyokha , you see, i'm getting married, we... yeah, yes, yes, yeah , well, congratulations, well, congratulations, who she is, what difference does it make to you, she knows what you are doing, but you give, america, lyokha, alik, here you go , alexei! lyosha, lyalya, i’m very, very happy , happy for both of you, i’ll go, i’m happy for the guys, they wrote down , yes, yes, when is the wedding, please, in

a month according to the law, plus the queue, in 2 months somewhere, aunt masha stop it, don't even think about it well, no, there is order, there is a law, but you can live like that, really, listen, in your opinion, why are they filing an application? they have serious reasons, understand, but what reasons are you talking about? our alik is flying to america on tour, if alik is not married, he will not be given a visa, do you understand? “i want to enroll in a course for secretary assistants, there is a special recruitment for one ministry, only married women are accepted into the group so as not to break up the families of officials,

this is the condition, yeah, the recruitment is just the other day, a unique chance, we really appreciate you please, i understand, she’s taking courses, one good thing is that at least you’re not lying, if they started talking about love at first sight, i’d send you to hell, okay, to hell with you, i take it upon myself, so, yeah, yeah, oh, tomorrow at 14:00, it’s good, it’s good, aunt masha, no one ordered us to play tomorrow, but it seems not, call me and i’ll find out. well, see you tomorrow, groom, see you tomorrow, dashing, like clockwork , and you met a long time ago, and we have always known each other all

our lives, we just didn’t know about it, well, that’s right, it happens, i saw, suddenly, how like an electric shock, i mean, congratulations, congratulations. thank you, lyokha. look, yes. why did we do this? the stars told me. they know better. but now we are the bride and groom. sorry. is this a stupid joke, or just stupidity? sorry, lyalya, we may not

sign tomorrow. i just don't want to lose you. at least leave your phone number. do you like me? yes very. and do you really believe in love at first sight? listen to us, the club is an old tram, you know, yes, it’s today, yes, yes, in the evening, come, yeah, lalya, and the phone, phone, you promised?

342 1440 guys , what is this, should i play for you, now let’s go, yes, yes, well, see you in the evening, see you, goodbye, lala, lala, come in the evening, we’ll sort it out, tonight at 8: 00, that will be right, old tram 8, yes, agreed, for now, you are not sisters, no, and not cousins, no, and not second cousins, no, but what do you want to become when

you grow up, david? guess for yourself, guess for yourself, i want to work on my own, i want to give my dad a day off, i want to get medals because i’m the only one, how many teeth does a shark have? well a thousand, or 100, or 13, or, or a thousand or 100 somewhere like this confusion, yes, well, yes, you confused me, but excuse me, what do you have for breakfast? i love broccoli, shrimp with broccoli, buckwheat, for example, with brocco. pasta with broccoli, the first child on channel one who loves broccoli, the best, new season, watch after the evening news, but tell me, in the school cafeteria they are already hiding glasses from you, i don’t know, gin. sheaf,

a product of the stellor group, what else am i, or a brotherhood, stern male revolutionaries on love and devotion to which my soul could finally rest, or i am looking for a religious sect that preaches love, the love of people for each other, at all costs, love. vedechka loved himself very much, it was even sometimes simply charming, because he crossed all sorts of boundaries, more so for me.

a little bit of a boy on the contrary. matador, eduard or not? savenko in search of love, on friday on the first. natasha, listen, we will do english . listen, don’t interrupt me, natasha, well, you can listen to me, i’m explaining to you. about lord, dad, open the door. natasha, i already explained it to you, understand?

he’s a living person, this alik, and this is serious for him, you know, so what, well , he’d worry, he’d get drunk a couple of times, and by the way, if you don’t come to his concert today, he definitely won’t come to the palace, and what then catch him in the underground passage, but everything is all over again, zhenya, zhenya, well, make it quieter , i did, well, zhenya, wait, i’m not talking about that, lala, well, mom, let me ask, they’re all

growing up at this point. especially if she yells at the whole house, this is not music, this is a beating on the back brain, these are rhythmic beats. on the head, but is the brain in your head or what? done, i’m asking you, i’m asking you, did you do your homework? well, except for english, is that really all, and by the way, at the ministry they give apartments to employees, or pay so much that you can buy something, it’s better to spare money so that she can borrow english with us, zhenya, come on, no one is yelling, you know such a group , uncle alik, of course i know, i have some cool vintage stuff. and i know this group, wonderful musicians, not that it's boom-boom, we'll together, of course, if you listened to this

group, this music, i wouldn’t say a word to you , listen, good music. and those fools, fools, come on, come on, come on, for purpose, for purpose, for purpose, this is for purpose, this is for purpose.

thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. yes, without sugar and without salt, no, let him eat from the salt himself, come on, bring him another portion, guys, well, that’s not the way it went, there was no need to let her go, but how to drag it and should i not let her in, she’s a living

person, we’ll get married, i’ll move to the states, what’s wrong with her? there will be, but nothing will happen to her, especially since, apparently, she’s a complete idiot... don’t call, lel, well, let’s go, well, in the end we’ll listen to the music, and by the way, your position is clear, you thought so, jokes , but it turns out, love, carrots, tatyana’s letter, i’m scared to finish reading, and well, let’s go, la-la, well, you know what natasha, and i feel sorry for this alik, he’s a talented man. sincere, kind of bright, he took it, fell in love at first sight, offered his hand from his heart, it’s a pity, although on the other hand, i

also feel sorry for myself, that’s it, girls, i’m i’ll heat up the cutlets, mom, please, “you ’re free and independent, and i want to be like that, why should i depend on some kirill, because i don’t love him, and maybe now it’s time to think about myself, why should i sting some uncle alik, but who is he , but really, really, i imagined that you could fall in love with him at first sight until bedtime and jump out to marry him, also mnelon or..." that's said, shabby gentleman, uncle alik, you’re right as always, you’re right, natasha, he’ll survive, nothing will happen to him, that’s it, that’s it, a shabby gentleman, that’s how it is, natasha , let’s go, natasha, let’s go, misha, as it was

15 years ago, and there are so many fans, squeals, squeaks, crowds at concerts, bags of letters at the entrance, if you don’t answer, i’ll drown myself, i’ll hang myself. i'm being poisoned and so what? but nothing, everyone is alive, healthy, and nothing happened to anyone, nothing bad will happen to this stupid lala either, well, of course. all women are creatures, that’s right, lyusenka, they’re far away, especially if all the men are brutes and nonentities, then what ’s left for us poor, mish, let’s go, let’s go call, before the phone goes dead, let's go, so , i'm dialing the number, but if anything happens, i'll pass the phone to you , we agreed, yes, and you 'll drink some more, a little later, honey, a little later, you 'll let me call. thank you, no problem

, yes, i can imagine, well, who will marry the first person they meet an hour after meeting, some wretched crooked oblique, no shine, no one needs, so she catches you, there she is on the right, however. would you be so kind as to call me when it's available? no, thank you, there is no need to convey anything, good night, my fiancée has left, straight away on the eve of the wedding, no one knows where, look at night, just like that, misha, love at first sight. misha, this is lyalya. hello.

hello. very nice. lyalya. shame on you, how can you behave like this? and what happened. suddenly i almost went crazy. i met the one and only one i had dreamed about all my life. but she disappeared, doesn’t come at the appointed time, god forbid, she changed her mind, fell out of love. no, are you the opposite? no matter how i go, even he’s coming and it’s impossible, otherwise it’s impossible. meet, this is natasha, very nice, very nice, natasha , i understand that you and i are witnesses to tomorrow, i think so too, let’s go, what a strange place, and this was made from a former hangar, in general it’s cozy here, i like it, the sound is good, dear friends, we have a joyful event, the leader of the legendary group uncle alik, our beloved oleg sebastyanov is getting married tomorrow,

congratulations to the bride and groom, thank you, thank you very much, thank you, champagne , thank you, congratulations eccentric, wait, congratulations, congratulations, thank you, thank you very much. believe me, i didn't pay for you, hurray, hurray, bitter, what, bitter, bitter, how bitter, our wedding is only tomorrow, how bitter, and my friends, excuse me, alik and lyalya’s wedding is really tomorrow, and it seems too early for them to kiss, but we are not bureaucrats, anyway moreover, it is in the traditions of the former soviet people to celebrate all holidays ahead of schedule. so korka, korka, korka

, korka, let's, let's, let's, let's, a melody of love in honor of the newlyweds, this song, alik and lyalya met, go dance, it brings you closer together, yeah, dance, dance! you know, let's switch to you, come on, were you thinking about me if you came, natasha just ran in to see me, and who is misha? misha, this is a brilliant administrator, an irreplaceable person for the honor of getting, buying, breaking through.

so a cigarette, now he lives in america, he doesn’t disappear either, his business, in general, a global guy, so he takes you on tour, he and you marry me to get a visa, yes, of course, and you marry me to take the course, yes, of course. well, she just arranges for me to take these courses, so we get married, i'll be enrolled right away. hmm, so you don't really love me one bit? well, of course not, you don’t love me either? god forbid. what kind of love can we talk about now? yes, even at first sight. that's it. lyalya, don't be angry

with me. and don't listen to what i say. don't listen to me either. and who is this girl looking at me all the time? standing over there by the stage, is that a fan of yours, or what? well, in a way, lalya, this is my past, well, yesterday’s life, you have to accept, look, my past life, my dear! well, what, you don’t regret it, but you, eh you, and you, therefore, regret it, no, and i, no

, please come to the table, lala, please, sit down, i’ll pour some champagne, hello, hello, and hello, hello, hello, lala told me a lot about you, yes, i think it wouldn’t hurt for us to get to know each other, kirill, oleg, well, i’ll go. i’ll play, lala, well, let’s go and dance, let’s go and dance, but you give, and

where did you pick him up, and we met by chance, this afternoon, yeah? and he immediately decided to marry you, did you really agree? he's for real, and you well done, i loved such a girl , the most interesting thing is that i think she’s really into you, so to speak, she knows about me, yeah, and this is next to him, who is this, and this is his, well, how can i tell you, ex- girlfriend, yes, that’s very interesting, who’s dancing with her, her ex? that's it, well, i hope all your adventures will end after enrolling in the course, of course, oh, uncle alec is unhappy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, eh , eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, if only we

we look so good with you, jealous, happy newlywed, jealous, let me help you, i should help you, son-in-law alik. lyusya , relax, don’t worry, i’ve already thought of everything, the main thing is that you ’re silent, i understand, everything will be fine, you’ll see, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, allow me, thank you very much, and i’m your longtime fan, so... lie, i literally said today what a wonderful group you have, i came specifically to listen, and why are we silent, as if we have nothing to talk about, but you see, dear alec,

excuse me, i’ll call you that, i’m younger than you , for about 10 years, everything is fine with my finances, sorry, and the future is more reliable, i’m a strong flock, i love lyalya, i love him, for real, what’s more , he turned out to be unnecessary, and they also say that in our time there are no true feelings, love at first sight , here you go, lyalya abandoned me, me, that means, this is for real with her, it means you are the one

and only, the long-awaited one, as it is also called, but oh well, alec, i beg you, take care, lalya, please take care, “yes, yes, a person assumes, but god has it, yes, love will come unexpectedly when you least expect it, yes, alinchik, like me loved, looked after, yes, blew away specks of dust, brought slippers, never, not a word against, not an angry look, only affection, only. good, i couldn’t hold back, i could n’t preserve my happiness, oh, what have i done,

alechek, alechek, please forgive me, alechek, be patient, you fool, i’m trying for you, you take care of him, he’s good, but i’m not evil i'm holding on, no, anything can happen in life , it's not your fault, i'll go and work, well, let's go and dance for the sake of it, kirill, why did you organize this whole circus? i tried for you, so that your dear uncle alik believes in your

bright, sincere love, come on, come on, come on, lyusya, look, this kirill loves lyalya, for lyalya he is... a wonderful chance, or as you say, support, what the hell am i doing, damn it , you know, this is lesya, she loves him, she could be his real wife, god, what did i do, uh-huh, hug me, hug me, do you hear, pretend to hug me, come here. oh, look at

him, you idiot, oh, look, look, ah-ah-ah-ah, yes, well done, your favorite, smart little guy, at his age, well done, here you go! at first glance , it didn’t last long, my dear, the song is about how we are losing...

let me go, my dear, let me go, don’t read morals to me, don’t worry about your work, don’t drink a lot of water in your beer, dear , do you hear, let me go, you hug me so hard it’s impossible to breathe. you hug me, but i want to run away again, you call me to join the ranks, you want to see me as a hero, it’s a pity that i never knew how to walk in formation, darling, it’s better to let me go, don’t get pissed off, but we’d rather drink some dry drink, i give you my word, i’ll love you you again when my white parachute will calm down, dear, let me go. my dear, let me go, i love your big and strong hands, but believe me

, it will be better to be apart, dear, it’s better to let me go. alala, who does he work for? she's, yeah, a teacher. there is no need to sulk, it’s better to get out of the way, i give you my word, i will love you again when my white ship sets sail, dear, let me go, my dear, let me go. i love your

big strong hands, but believe me, you will be better than a beauty, dear, do you hear, let me go, my dear, you better let me go me, my dear, all the best , let me go, lala, lala, lala, where, no need, lyalya, you were jealous of him, no, what are you, just tired, she left, what are you doing, alik, lucy, lyusya, now leave me in the weather, do something, if you want, i’ll buy

you more champagne, let’s go. allow me, well, as far as i understand, we are comrades in misfortune, abandoned, rejected, yes, i’m just like in the movies, seduced and... abandoned, of course, people find their happiness in different ways, you know, in different ways , but you never know how you are met, at first you thought one thing, and then what are you talking about, natasha? well, okay, alik, he’s special, and according to you, i’m capable of falling in love at first sight, but why not, why not? why don’t we, dear lucy,

think about ourselves? today we were so nervous, we experienced a lot of betrayal. let's relax, yes, yes, but how? we will rest. well, first, let's get out of here. it's coming. just not together. agreed. on the left is a gray lexus. yes. yeah, you can understand that i didn’t take the child because of the money, but somehow they forgot that you murderer, and your daughter will visit you, well, i just heard that she has a young man there, it seems to me, and he has no time for you at all , she’s not an adult, bro, you

want to live a good life, chicks, clothes, cars, so , well, do you want me to give you money so that you leave her alone? cognac monte shococa is a product of stellor group. polish foreign minister radoslaw sekorski simply has laziness in his blood. russians are inherently vicious, ill-mannered and pose a threat to civilization. russophobia is a product of the work of, including sikorsky. it all started with the fact that he received political asylum sometime in

the uk. and is it, in this case, a deep-lying agent? bilingdon, he finds himself in close acquaintance with cameron, but not only that, he is the kind of person who will direct the necessary money in the right direction, he wants to take the place. radoslaw sekorski is not a helicopter, but also american, dolls, tutti's heir, tomorrow on the first, this is one of. largest cities in the world beyond the arctic circle, as the locals joke, it’s cold here for 2 months, and the remaining 10, well it’s very cold, we are in norilsk, friends, we see such beautiful, beautiful dark copper,

what is the temperature of this entire mass, 1,200°, how do the guys withstand such a temperature, the fortitude of a real metallurgist , ore, iron, metal, copper, platinum, let’s get some iron we’ll make a person if this iron man is still after his shift, tired and hasn’t washed yet? otherwise it should smell like this, come on, oh my god, you cut it up, throw salt in there, pepper and start shaking it like this, it’s called dolbanina, today we learned two dishes, dolbanina and straganina, i’m just in shocked, because i’m standing, i’m cold, you should start getting used to liking it right away, you’re a great fellow, let me shake your hand, it’s warm, imagine, it’s still warm, the life of our own, the premiere is next sunday on the first, let’s go to the tavern. we should sit there quietly , otherwise we’ll be running around like drunks, in the middle of the night, for a bottle , i’ve had enough of the kovaks for today, quietly, everyone ’s asleep, natasha, yes, open up, now, come on,

let’s get drunk, we’ll scream songs, are you asleep ? that’s it, but i’m in grief, my personal life has collapsed today. okay, i wish without alik and nothing, well, as they say, for all the good things, well, to hell with these guys, in the end, i’m uncle alik and i can marry anyone, i’ll prove to you, there are a lot of them, there’s a lot of them sitting here, that me, i’ll get married, i ’ll go to america, earn money, make a video, put it on tv, now quiet, quiet, quiet, stop, calm, calm.

hello, yes, i’m a citizen of morozov, what a groom, but i don’t have any groom, no, no, wait, i just didn’t hear, yes, yes, yes, he is, and what happened is clear. i see, thanks, what's there? got drunk, got into a fight, i got caught by the police, they kindly warned me that there would be no wedding tomorrow, wait, alik

got drunk, alik, alik and fought, all day and night, comrade captain. the guy ’s wedding is tomorrow, well, we’ve gone a little overboard, well, artists, emotional people, why, by god , they put them in a cage like animals, well, people can do anything, comrade captain, get into the situation, and by the way, these guys are also wrong, the only thing he did was he just walked up to the table and invited the girl to dance, that’s all, hi, hi, i don’t understand why in general, they took us here, brought us, well , what is it, well, invited us to dance, then the captain, hello, i am citizen morozova, did you call me? listen, citizen morozova , comrade captain, it’s all my fault , you see, we have a wedding tomorrow, well, we were sitting

, talking, well, we were sitting in a restaurant, alec was playing, and i, well, in general, we quarreled, nonsense, a trifle, but i left, and he stayed, so. i love him, i love him very much, he is good, and he is a wonderful person, and he is a wonderful musician, please let him go, fight, you know, comrade captain. dear, i beg you very much, material damage , we will compensate, we will compensate, whatever, hooliganism , three plates, five wine glasses, we will compensate for everything, comrade captain, yes, you’re like that, everything is fine, you see, musician, the girl loves you, she’s worried , you know, she rushed at night, and you’re breaking the dishes, so she’s hitting because of her, the tarich captain also loves,

worries, sedarchuk, sedarchuk, i, free this music boss, they have love here, you know, take him, thank you, yes, captain, and the documents, how are you? okay, let's girls, let's go out, let's go out, let's go out, we need to see alik off, you never know, you’re like an old man, you’re fine, we still need to see him off, let’s sit, talk, calm down, let’s go, let’s go.

let's go, let's go, let's go, natasha, natasha, it's raining, hurry up, here, here i live. let's go, let's go, listen , you're great, you figured it out great, i think we did a good job, it's time to relax, yeah, i clean up once a week, as luck would have it, tomorrow is the day, so i'm in advance. “i

’m sorry, i’m sorry, it’s really a mess, it’s good that i warned you, how many paintings, wow, they were signing here everyone who crossed the threshold of this house, so, i beg your pardon, cleaning, and this is katya’s mother, where, this..." you can’t waste talent, but you tried, tried, it didn’t work , let’s go, let’s go.

this is such an apartment, when i was famous 15 years ago, i managed to exchange it, i spent all the money, in exchange, well , i exchanged it. with an additional payment, there wasn’t enough money for furniture, but it doesn’t matter, i have a lot of friends, and my friends dragged everything here, who that is stubborn, so there is no unity in style, this bench, for example, is from the gorky park, here is a beer stall also from the park, although i don’t really like beer, the walls were painted by an artist i knew from a drama theater, but that was also a long time ago.

this telephone unit, the bear dragged, was terribly heavy, six months ago i started doing repairs, and then i felt sorry for all this, intersection, intersection. i can’t name all the radio listeners by name to say, wake up anya, wake up vasya, they will have it, they don’t know, but you, by the way, leave your phone number, your pen

by the mirror. well, i'll go, yeah.

okay, how is it going for anyone, what’s going on, what difference does it make, of course, wait, what are you talking about? hmm, listen, natasha, let's enter into conspiracies with you, come on, come on, why not join in, what happened? you see, alik loves lyalya, i’m telling you that for sure, and so does lyalya.

well, yes, yes, yes, she was with me, or rather, she was with me, now she left, yes, no, no, i wanted to find out something from her, nonsense, uh-huh, thank you, goodbye. wait, this is already happening, because alik really fell in love with your wonderful girl, and if he finds out, and if she finds out, she’ll marry him it really comes out of love, what kind of love, where does your lala get from after such and such numbers, love may be where

it will come from, it’s another matter, because alik is a subtle, artistic nature, a musician, but she’s basically an unartistic nature, and that’s okay he won’t tell her anything, never in his life until the wedding, of course. then, god, she ’ll go crazy, what a child’s life, alec will go crazy, because he loves her, she loves him, by the way, yes, tell me that you love me, all of you are the same, and hello, mish, it’s me, listen, you didn’t spill the beans to natasha about all our affairs, mish, why are you tormenting, are you sleeping or something, she is with... you, but you give, natasha, it’s me, well, who, who, lalya, where are you, at misha’s, yes, no, for god’s sake , well, okay, then

, as agreed, yes, we’ll sign at 2 o’clock , then immediately go to the embassy, ​​listen , everything is fine with us, we’re getting married, so you can enroll me, you... has nothing changed? oh yes, of course, overnight. okay, mish, everything is as agreed, 2 hours. bye. in general, don’t be late, see you, i’m waiting, bye. hello, information desk, can you tell me the phone number? restaurant old tram? yeah, well, well, well, i’m writing, yeah, thank you.

alik, alichek, where are you? lucy? oh, where are you? my god, how are you, hello! and i think that alik is not calling me, so he says something, picks up the phone, the phone, it turns out, doesn’t work, the plug in the phone doesn’t work, i first call him myself, in the morning. no, let him rest, sleep, when he gets enough sleep, then i’ll come, alik, what’s wrong,

stop showing me the dust all the time, it’s not even a museum, you could do the repairs, well, that ’s better, i have to finish the phonogram today , go, call me after work, and you have a hairdryer, hello, what does this mean, alik, you were going to stamp everything, people, don’t interfere, this doesn’t concern you, calm down. what do you care? what is this to me? what is this to me? what do you care? what should i say, no, excuse me then, let her know everything, i’ll tell you everything, you know, he needs to marry anyone, you know, so that he can go on tour, because they won’t give the voiceless a visa so that he doesn’t stay in america , so he fools you with your head, they marry you, and then they ask you, and you they decided that he fell in love with you at first sight, but how could that be? “i love him, alik

, it’s true, it’s true, it’s not entirely true, lyalya , this is yesterday’s truth, i ’ll explain everything to you now, lyalya, lyalya, “i was in the zaksa yesterday when i told you, i wasn’t lying then, just for one thing night everything has changed, and well, you have to understand this, it was yesterday, and now it’s all wrong, why are you laughing, i ’m really telling you why you’re laughing, well, explain to me, you want to laugh too, with pleasure, listen, a very funny story, yes, the telephone, god bless him, don’t pay attention,

maybe for work , doesn’t matter, tell me, don’t be afraid, i won’t run away, yes, hello, what , yes, here, it’s you, that voice, yes, kirill, yes, i spent the night here, yeah, of course, kirill, yes , yes. wait, this is very useful

, this is a speakerphone, yes, a yellow button, kirill, dear, repeat what you said, i didn’t hear, i said that for the sake of some unfortunate courses you shouldn’t sleep with the first person you meet, well, you can’t do that. i don’t care about this alec, well, after all, i thought you’d come to your senses, all this nonsense reminded me, you and i have been together for a year, and after that you’re with nobody knows who, and the main thing is, well, if you really fell in love, anything can happen, but for the sake of a stamp in your passport, to tie this fool tighter, lala, dear, well , dear, come to your senses, get out of there, i’ll try to forget everything, forgive me, i can’t live without you, but i can do it without you, don’t call me again, okay, don’t embarrass yourself.

“it’s a funny story, isn’t it? it means that when i, we were reading the horoscope and when you invited me to your creative evening, when there was a statement in the zaksa, and you were so worried, what if this sudden love would disappear somewhere, at the police station, i absolutely believed it. so tenderly, caringly, i i believed, okay, that’s it, no, not everything, lala , wait, come here, come here, come here,

here, here, here, what’s here? what's here? also a saddle. why couldn’t we... just get to know you, just meet, because we could, on the other hand, we met just like that, we met by chance, two people, thousands of such meetings, saw each other in an underground passage, we liked it, sat in a cafe, listened to music, drank wine, decided to get married, that’s it, nothing more,

nothing, what’s the difference? met, what matters is that it’s us? it 's you, it's me, you and i, of course, just what to do now , you ask what we should do, you, you're the bride, i'm the groom, we love each other , we're having a wedding, we're going and getting married, look, no , where is the mirror, and look how... we approach each other, you see, he was a genius in his fanaticism, a cynical politician, a man who put the idea of ​​communism above human happiness and even life, i bow to peter the great, ivan ii and ivan iv the terrible,

vladimirovich’s greatest merit, he saved this inheritance, lenin i would like to allow the lease of our country. kamchatka, for example, to lease to the americans, moreover, he further developed this, you need to learn how to trade culturally, solve problems culturally, confiscating all the property from everyone was not a very right idea, in my opinion. lenin's chervonets, gold, became the most influential currency in europe, and the woman received 21 privileges; it is certainly impossible to say that lenin was a supporter of family values. one of the first lenin decrees was to facilitate divorce. but i read it.

rum, castro, a product of the stellor group , it doesn’t happen that a person was in your life, then he disappears, even if he dies, in this girl you almost don’t recognize the child who 5 years ago lost his dearest mother, i don’t think that i am without her, i have a pile of memories, but this is my mother, yulia nachalova died very young, at 38, leaving her beloved daughter, vera, to her parents and ex-husband. i said. that, unfortunately, i have very difficult news for you, that mom is no longer with us, that at that moment at that he survived the evening, only he knows, it ’s a big responsibility, telling your child that his mother passed away, how did yulia’s only daughter survive this loss, what path did she go after her mother’s death? i’m somehow very mega-strong,

somehow i felt like i pulled myself together, that is, our exclusive 5 years of the adult life of a girl who decided to do whatever... to become a star in memory of her famous mother when you appeared, my life changed, i will always be by your side. exclusive with dmitry borisov, premiere in saturday on the first. pyotr nikolaevich, master of sports, member of our country’s olympic biathlon team. what are you up to singing? yes, i missed you. the house is fixed. you will find students. and the headline is that the loser athlete found a champion in the taiga. and... you’ll go to a sports school, then , if you’re lucky enough to sing at the olympics, everything will be fine, than these fishermen, i don’t want to go to

your olympics, i want to kill vitya, have pity on the little one, you still won’t bring your father back, let’s do it training four times a week, three running, one fire. then i'm in, well let's kill him together, counterfeiters, a thriller built on the collision of two realities , two people, there is a crime, and love, and most importantly, ethnography, which of them is the hero , a boy or an adult, is also a big question, and the initiation rite that takes place there, this story could have happened to anyone, on saturday at the first, they weren’t there, i said, we should have stopped by for him, that’s where they stopped now, that’s it, well , we would have missed them, and not here, here they are, thank god , you

start, why did i, without why, understand, uh-huh, uh, guys, here’s the thing, natasha and i talked, found out something, and found out more. you must know the circumstances in order to avoid unexpected ones misha, if you mean american courses, we all know, wait, what did you decide? we decided that we love each other, but what happened before, you never know? yes, that is, there will be a wedding, a real one, uh-huh, brilliant, brilliant. beauty, what did i say, love? just gentlemen, newlyweds, we need to hurry up. the embassy is open until 5 o'clock, there are two days off ahead, we we should definitely make it with alik today.

shut up, misha, you idiot. well, you'll find out. lyalya, don’t think that alik loves you. well, since the circumstances have developed this way, why not take advantage of them. especially. this is in your interests, your husband’s successes are your successes, you are now together, hand in hand, natal, why are you silent, yes, lord, guys, well, something like that, misha is right, business is business, and i i’ll write it down today too, lalya, as soon as we find out the number of the marriage certificate, natasha, stop, no, well lalya, well, love is love, guys, why to miss such opportunities, but what kind of kindergarten is this, and of course, of course, it’s logical, how will we still have everything under...

and where am i going? if i leave now, your trip will be ruined. sorry, please let's go. no, god bless her with this trip, with this america. lyalya, are you free? no, wait, if we don’t sign, what about your courses? no, i'm ready. it's good that there is no one to blame. it's good that you're not tied to anyone. how good? that no one in the world is obligated to kill you, go into the forest with your embassy, ​​they had a fight, they would have fought anyway,

this is not forgotten , love, love, you grind, you don’t know that everything is for the best , everyone knows everything, no one is deceiving anyone, they will sign and part, it’s a pity, it was beautiful, it’s a pity, dear elena alexandrovna and oleg sergeevich, in the name of the russian federation i declare you . and wife, congratulations, will you kiss? no, we’ll do it later, well then , alec, just a minute.

let's go and celebrate? let's go, although no, excuse me, girls, the first thing is, alik and i need to get to the embassy before the end of the working day, that's right, we'll call each other, let's go, i i'll put you on all the lists now, we'll call you, bye, bye, now i'll quickly catch a car. someone told me that now, in principle, it takes two days to obtain a visa if

there is no refusal. in our case , i don’t think there will be a refusal, but you and i will have to think about a suit, you have something decent for work, listen, or maybe, like before, like in the kitchen, a jumper, a cowboy shirt, jeans, that beard , no, she ’s cool, she suits you, but i’m afraid you’ll be unrecognizable, yes, sorry, wait a second, misha, thank you for everything, but i’m sorry, i’m not going anywhere, you, no, don’t, don’t do it this way, i’m afraid my conscience will torment you, all this is disgusting, i beg you, natasha, don’t say anything, because she ’ll babble to her friend, and that’s no use, let lala study calmly during the courses, it will be better.