dear friends, you are watching the podcast melody of my life, i am its host valery syutkin, today my guest is leonid yarmalnik. tell me, here’s an interesting point for me: initially the kvn jury, and then the tv projects are already yours, which you personally, if i’m not mistaken, the club invented. lenya yakubovich, me , and several other people, i remember with a cart, walking around this supermarket, picking up something there, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, this ale club was invented in the gazebo at my dacha, that's just when we got together, and this everything was born, it was a program that lived on television for many years, brought me incredible popularity, well, in terms of recognition, and then there were many programs. i remember this is what i call

greed, it was you there, the lady with golden hair, she is the golden lekha gold rush, but they came up with this image for you, it’s just that dima libskerov came up with the idea of ​​this program, in general, konstantin levogovich supported it, the time was not very good, because this program, in my opinion, lasted one or two seasons, we played real put gold and played gold options, but you know this... it was invented by sasha borovsky, that is, it was very high quality, i have to tell you that this program stopped running for us, well, the time was very television, there was no time for this, but several european countries bought a patent for this program, this time, the second time it was very organic, you also hosted bayard, you hosted bayart for many years, yes, yes, five or six years, there are several it looked like you had to participate, that is, you were both evil and good follow so...

but today there is still such a thing as the internet, and youth, youth, in the broadest sense, they have gone there, it just seems to me that , to put it briefly, we are very happy people, we are hooked on my dad’s albums , my mother’s handwriting , you know, one of the most catapulting things for me recently was such simple informational occasions, here’s how to say it for me, an essay at school, who do you want to be, and a boy of about 12 years old says: that i want to be my mother’s phone, my mother’s phone , by phone, because mom she adores her phone, she turns it on as soon as she wakes up, turns it off when she falls asleep, and i want to be instead of the phone so that she adores me, and i read somewhere like agnie barto, a funny poem, mom is home, mom is not there, mom went online, mom looks on the internet, what’s new in this world, drinks coffee, moves her eyes, what?

there in the world happens, mom, i’ll tell you, i happen in the world, we happened in some real world, unfortunately, now save me, i don’t know how you fight with your grandchildren, i don’t fight, grandchildren are all that my new life, this is how you dose it, no, they both have all these gadgets, they press buttons, naturally better than you and me, it’s incredible. but there are parents who don’t let their children, say, watch tv or tinker with gadgets, but i think that’s fair, because without it life today is impossible, impossible, but pay attention like this, spend more time, of course grandfather is colossal, i saw that, sasha your daughter gave birth to these two handsome boys, they took over everything. all my free time, i’m not

embarrassed to say that sometimes i even kind of work schedule, well, what i can change, i change it to suit their schedule, so that i can see them more, spend more time with them, you? and the teacher says, well, sashenka , you don’t want to be anyone, your attitude towards this profession seems to be the same, so, the actor leonid irmolnik has been playing a play for many years, in fact, you have such a m - the two of you

were assigned with different actors at different times, new year’s , yes, i was at the premiere, contemporaries, then i saw it with kolya fomenko, now you are playing wonderfully. yes, as a matter of fact, it’s with such a direct periodically once, well, yes, since we have already talked about this, we must remember that the variety theater has finally opened, and now you are there, and we are now there, dear tv viewers, where you can see leonid, we, of course, were your contemporary with marina, why was it, and this was an example even under galina borisovna, but no, no, no, no, that was 2 years ago, 2 and a half, and i am naturally a happy person, because i work... with one one of my favorite artists, marina is no longer marina vseslavna, so i’m happy man, i’m a happy person that i know syutkin, i’ve known him for many years, i’m not joking now, you’re happy because you own this rare thing for most

people living on our planet, you know that happiness is on, you love to give, so little chorus, i just work as a magician, this is another reminder that i have... visiting an adult guy, 70 years old, and what energy, look, thank you, thank you, thank you, i fly to different lands, who knows where we will be tomorrow, i bring rain to the desert i, i give out the sun to good people, why, my friend, yes, because he is...

a mountain servant, we love to spend evenings playing russian billiards, this disciplines us, it really teaches us how to lose, i do not hide that leonid isakovich is a great master of scratching out games , sometimes 1:7, hop, and 8:7 flies not in your favor, there have already been such moments, but i still can’t say anything, i always admired it in leonid irmolnik’s house. and his charming wife oksana, there are always a lot of dogs, scotch terriers, this is such a signature branded kidney, scotch terrier, there are probably already a lot of them unfortunately, you have left this breed now , no, there is plato, of course, there is

absolutely scotch, this time, then there were west whites , you always had nandas, west west highlands, whites, yes, there was one zosia once. that lenya is the owner of absolutely unique cars, victory, yes, you have two of them, two , yes, one taxi, yes, one taxi car with a metal roof, and one is a very rare convertible, of which only 14,000 were

produced in the country, so it is not ideal just because it looks like that, and then right down to the wires, that’s the only detail, which is not original - it’s a battery, i’m not on the move, i’m driving and... you periodically give it to them, well, yes, yes, well, in the winter, of course, you can’t ride on them with today’s traffic, but in the summer you end up on kutuzovsky , everything is on the reserve line, and... yes, everyone is happy, everyone, here, here, here he is, a seventy-year-old young man, leonid isaakovich ermolnik. lenya, we haven’t discussed another important moment in your film career, i won’t forgive you if we forget this in the program. this is your participation and work with alexey german. i remember the sacrifices, it's not, it's not every actor can. you refused to work on television.

he said that he would like me to look like sylvester stalon, he said this, and then for a year and a half or almost 2 i went for one shot, there is one scene in the film where i am without a piece of hardware, so topless. ..

i even remember that valentin gaft had a joke in his direction in the form of an epigram, and then he changed his. relationships are worth a lot, because the man, he was very tough, then after such big jobs, he’s straight to you, but i always know even when there was the first epigram that prompted me like that, i still, probably, this is due to my character, i say, this may be an epigram considered a joke, but if the gaft paid attention to you, be happy, yes yes. it means you exist, well , as a compliment, i want to tell you that the ease

is extraordinary, we’ve known each other for half a century already, and i always dial lenin or the phone, or when meeting face to face, i can note that there’s never any of these things, you are light, you understand, i am not heavy either you name it, maybe it will bring us closer. in the sense that if you are talking about this lightness, and even about flight, then you are you, you are generally a person with a propeller in all places, this is not without it, but this brings us very closer to you, this lightness, what can you wish for a person at 70 years old, being with him on the air of the main channel of the country, you know what, so that people who do not suit you do not approach you, so that you, so that people who do not suit me do not approach me. so that you only get pleasure from those you want see, and let all the misfortunes of people, of which

there were many, throughout your seventy-year life, they will forever remain in the past, like the misfortune of a black cat, a twist of the times of nations, there once was a black cat around the corner and the cat was not hit everywhere, only a song at all. .. this is the year 2024, the year in which leonid

yarmolnik is 70 years old, with us, just think , i’m very pleased, i was lazy to spend this time with you, all these long years, i wish you that it lasts like this for us as long as possible, i can tell you that something that i’m 70, i understand only when you remind me, i want to reassure the audience that i don’t care in the morning, i looked in the mirror, i have the feeling that i’m 30 years old, so i ’ll still work, i’ll bother you, but won’t you? 70, oh, slander, thirty-year-old lionita irmolnik, the flight is normal. happy birthday , thank you, i’m larisa guzneeva, let ’s get married, good afternoon, today the grooms are vyacheslav, dmitry and nikolai, and our bride

is yulia, yulia, 30 years old, after a divorce she left her hometown to conquer. moscow, but in the end conquered two men's hearts and shattered her own. yulia , a hair extension artist and makeup teacher, lives in transnistria, is proud of the fact that she sees things in dreams, admits that she has an adult daughter, and warns that matriarchy reigns in her family. yulia will not be interested in a gentleman without a strong background, character, money, hair on his head, she will marry an enviable man with an entrepreneurial spirit who will suit her status and will not... claim her salary, hello, hello, girls, but i see that matriarchy is everything assembled, as i understand it, mother, aunt, it’s very nice, so, well, bride, sweet bun, i would say so, now let’s see what ’s inside it, what delicious confiture it comes with,

i’d like to treat you to it, and you’ll wear it yourself, what about homemade? this is meat raised by us with love and cooked, and these are cucumbers, cucumbers, some special recipe, and this is something national, this is the national dish bannitsa, which, and this is the bulgarian bannitsa, bulgarian bannitsa, no , you won’t die of hunger such a girl, look at her wow, how juicy, powerful, so good, very beautiful lips, eyelashes? their own farm, and they’re busy growing a farm , listen, well, cool, they didn’t notice because they were very busy with their own farm, or because such freedom was possible in the family, but she got married like that, well, not like we didn’t look after her, we looked after her too much, probably too much of you 16 years old take me, but i’m doing the opposite, she

gave birth at 16, exactly at 15, almost 17, listen, the child was born, thank god, life is not for you ruined, granddaughter, beloved granddaughter, who is already 14, imagine, she herself may not be today tomorrow, well, yes, the bride, no, no, she also sees in my example that it’s better, probably, once forever, because early marriage is everything equals. let's go back to marriage, we fell in love, of course, this is my first love, first guy, first man, husband, and, well, we were very young, of course, of course, tell me, was he studying or working at that time, he had just graduated school, i finished school, then there was a wedding, fall in front of the screens, who

little children, boys and girls, who tell you that they are already adults and what they are going to create? family, children should not give birth to children, i agree, and he made the decision to leave for moscow, right, because moscow is rubber, billions are earned here without leaving, you just arrived from the station, they are already offering you right away, and you got together with him or when to arrange it, he left himself, i arrived later, i thought he would meet me and take me to his place, but he met me and said: “yul, well, you can’t go to me.” because i'm filming there, there they don’t allow it, you find something for yourself, he knew that my mother had an uncle here, and i had a place to stay, and we began to live separately, well , at least out of curiosity you came and saw where he lives there, no, that’s it it was necessary, wasn’t it interesting, what was it, he said i’m not taking it off from a friend, yes, i had no brains, of course,

you only had one thing, it seems to me that at the age of 30 i only became wiser this year, only everything fell into place place, well done, and i remembered just two years ago, what’s wrong, well, we ’ll ask differently, but when did you wise up, i in general, it’s still in the process, i don’t understand much, tell me, did they take their daughter with them or was she with her mother, well, of course with her mother, where i won’t take her, who knows where, here under supervision, tanya, well, i’m up to 5 years old. i would fall at my feet and kiss my mother’s knees. i’m still sitting here in my office in gratitude, i’m grateful to my mother, just, listen, well, i’m 31 and i don’t know how i would behave, yes, when i have a child, say that i’ve wised up by

31, yes, well , probably, yes, wisdom has appeared, but still, it seems to me, this is such an event, which you can’t prepare for when you’re 17 - it’s a shock, we were dating, and at some point i wrote: “kolya, this is not a family, we can’t live like this anymore, so you and i...” we ’re breaking up, here he is calls me on a date again, to meet me, to the park, well, yes, amusement rides, childhood, and says, then give me a divorce, because another girl is pregnant from me, i’m like that too, and i say, yeah, another girl is pregnant, i say , i won’t give you a divorce, i came to the legislative office and i said, i love him very much, we, i want to save the marriage and don’t to divorce us, so i decided to take revenge and somehow let go of this situation, let go and you meet a man, yeah, in more detail, yes,

he initially showed such adult care for me, and he was probably older than you, yes, older, yes, yeah, we started living together, he had a business, but it turned out that way, for some reason... you say that you are an enviable bride from transnistria, so i wanted to understand why you are enviable, first of all, there is a child, it’s already kind of unenviable, well, because - this,

this, well, let’s put it this way, this is your merit, this this, i’m not talking about other things, i’m talking about other values, which means you have your own personal home, yes, a three-room apartment, it’s enviable because your parents are wealthy. right , why you, because exactly the same requirements should be for the groom, he must be very rich, as i understand it, with children, no, with children, earn a lot, have your own place to live, and why without children, if you have, preferably , no, if you have a choice, then of course you would like there to be no attachment to your previous family, if you want to be rich, but why not want it?

come in, meet me, hello, dear yulia! it’s very nice to meet you, i ’ve fucked a lot of girls before you, i hope you won’t disappoint me, this is for you, thank you. vyacheslav, 35

years old, a metalworking machine tool engineer by training, works as a fitness trainer, lives in st. petersburg, dreams of a son, is proud that he was raised by a naval officer , and warns that their woman should live by his rules. the more often his lover refused vyacheslav’s affection, the more time he delayed proposing his hand and heart, hopes that julia will give herself to him without a trace. oh, thank you very much, we’ll put it here , this is for you, beauty, thank you, thank you, thank you very much, look, there are gifts there, look, we ’ll also come with measles now, don’t forget to tell me about the zheleznovodsk mug, you just walked like this, i’ll tell you i’ve already taken a closer look, and i’m thinking, what reason should

your ex-young lady have to refuse you intimacy? most likely, my beloved stopped feeling strength and confidence in me in terms of the fact that she wanted to see my further steps towards creating our families, a child, an offer to buy a joint home so as not to rent anymore, something confused you, why were you so drawn out with the offer? and i was looking for the perfect moment, i wanted it. somewhere this proposal was to be made at a resort, and she had a principle: no ring, no intimacy, that’s right, well, somehow it was n’t all that drastic, but somehow it all fit that way, yes, yeah, in the end as a result, 3 months after buying the ring, i proposed to her, but this heating is not enough for a long time, everything again went down somewhere, a recession, that is, i already started looking for housing,

look at apartments. we thought there was a child now, but why don’t you celebrate the wedding first, wedding, then real estate, then children, why in a different sequence , child, real estate, wedding? there was some lack of specificity here , when he said, clearly the date, and so step by step confidently, you can now say that she was not the love of your life, well, in general, she was the best girl in my life, according to i conclude that she is the most suitable girl of all. well, by the way, he’s devouring her with his eyes, look, look, yes, he’s wearing a shirt now will burst, rip off testosterone, we have yulia sitting here, who is supposed to get married, how do you like it, the girl is so nice to you, i haven’t seen her inside yet, so to speak, i haven’t recognized her yet, in order to draw any conclusions, i need stand next to a person, i’ll say, it means, look, you don’t like consumer relations and manipulation, the specialist

is just sitting there.

i’m not very fond of matriarchy, after all, i ’m for the traditional, traditional family, so that the man is in charge and makes the main decisions, please, but it seems to me matriarchy in general, the structure of society has outlived its usefulness, all women, no matter who you ask, want strong-willed men, well, in some places matriarchy still exists, for example, in the indian bribri tribe in costa rica, in the moso tribe in china.

a small kalash nation in pakistan, where everything is run by women; they can marry any man they like without his consent. how can he really go and pick up this girl now? it’s just to take off his clothes, tense his muscles, like that, well, because he’s a really strong guy, so pumped up, really pumped up, that’s why this in fact, his strong point, you know why vyacheslav says that his wife should take care of him and so on, the fact is that, look what kind of body he has, he has to eat five or six times, sleeps for 40-60 minutes during the day.

love, a quickly winged century, disappeared like melted snow, died down like an autumn garden, it cannot be brought back. not to return it back, but maybe the night is not in a hurry to repeat everything all over again, we

should repeat everything all over again, oh what should i do, or maybe start it all over again, i don’t want to lose you, i can’t lose you, oh what should i do, thank you, vyacheslav very much , go to your room, oh, warbler, it was better to show off your body, it would be athletic, shameless, thank you for your courage, vyacheslav, i was worried, that’s enough for you, what can you use, i felt the bride a little bit. that she has a very pleasant feminine aura, the question again is what will we talk about when we are alone, will we agree on what kind of family we will have, who will be in charge, who is responsible for what? well, should we consider vyacheslav or move on? let's move on, move on,

because it's clearly not yours, introduce yourself with the second one. hello, yulia, i live in the mountains, you are higher than all the mountains. thank you. dmitry, 39 years old, owner of an auto parts store, lives. in zheleznovodsk he is involved in cycling boxing, dreams of becoming a father of many children, admits that he would like to marry a blonde who looks like his mother, they warn that he does not like broad-shouldered women with large fingers. dmitry broke up with his beloved

when he realized that the training method that she uses in her relationship with him works successfully, hope that julia does not accept manipulation. hello, hello, how handsome you are. since we are from the caucasus, where we are from the stavropol territory, the city of zheleznovodsk, we live right next door and i thought it was in the moscow region, well then give flowers, don’t look at us as if it’s not for... but yulia, an international-class master of sports in manipulation and dominance, but you don’t tolerate it, look, this is from the city of zheleznovodsk, i also know what it is, thank you dear, they are such guys, but i really like it, and they’re from

the caucasus, southern blood, i think they’re not bad they will suit each other, they will look side by side, so let’s talk about the one who came to you - she used the bugrimovite method with you.

she started from afar, like all manipulators, she didn’t tell you anything directly, but she used to sit down in the evening and say, i have a boss, nikolai petrovich, he met me today, and i know what i told him, i told him, this is how it will be, this is how it will be, exactly, but you didn’t tell her, there’s this sour look on her face, that, well, zina, well, whatever, just change this expression, i can’t do it anymore look more, i honestly didn’t say, but i would like to, if now... to dangle, i would definitely tell her, well, dima

looks like such a high-spirited person, but he smiles, all these people, when they tell him, he’s straight, yes , yes, yes, i tell him about the pleasure of life, this feeling, that is, well done, well, by the age of 40 there should already be pleasure - she had a choice before me, and it was a conscious choice, to choose me, and well my situation is like this, dim, but it wasn’t like this, for example, yes, that she had a rich, cool man before you, but

she... on the phone is far from me and it wasn’t a ted-to-ted conversation, i think that the last ones would have been the same, i think she would have polished this for you, when you say, let ’s finish, be ready that no one will run after you, there was such a story here that i think everything was not bad, but it was also accumulating in me, although this is my minus, that i cannot say, i don’t like it, so i tolerate it, i’m patient, at some point i ’m like, let’s break up, well, he’s handsome, he... still shows himself as a real man, another question

is how difficult it was for him to break up, because for a man, a breakup with a woman is always harder than for a woman, i have such a situation that i have become attached to her quite strongly and please tell me, my favorite brooch, but did dmitry become attached to his pestemei that was there, or did some of his individual details stick to it and become attached to it, well, more likely, of course, details. studies show that more than 60% of people in big cities have been in a long -distance relationship at least once, distance reduces the chance of bad intimacy, because every meeting is a real gift, and not just some everyday situations, but look, we’ve already got dimka full of this...

with this mood, we show the surprise in the scene ahead , well, since i’m all worried, i want the bride, she will support me and she will support me phone, phone, yes, let’s go, spring is coming, spring is coming, these nights of restless sleep are coming, spring is coming again. love again, blood will sparkle in our veins again, dawn again, dawn again there is no turning back, soon there will be sadness , soon there will be sadness, everything will go away, we are a little sorry , i know the answer, i know the answer to the question whether you exist or not, i know deception, i know deception, i know

the ocean of our love, you are not alone, you are not alone, at night it’s spring, soon love, soon... spring, yeah, love me, love me, hot fire, night and day, burning heart, love me, love me, don’t fly away, don’t disappear, i beg you, love me, love, love me , love,

is looking for a woman who is like his mother, like his own, in connection with this i want to go to mendelssohn now: tell me, my beloved, how often does this happen, in general? what statistics, is it true that boys are all looking for future wives who look like their mothers, and girls look like their fathers. 63% of men admit that they really look for their mother’s traits in the girl they choose, however, there is also the opposite effect. if the mother was very domineering, then sometimes a man is looking for the opposite, a gray mouse, but one way or another it influences, without competitors, you generally went hard to the point, just what you need, wealthy, businesslike, charismatic, one without a tail, without trailers, vans,

well done girls, i think we're very cool guy, well, not bad as a person, but what is he not bad about, what didn’t you like about him? no, well, he’s so close to life, at least he’s probably already ready to build comfort, an emotional family, a good guy, but i didn’t like that he ’s not ready to talk if any misunderstandings arise, but we still have there is one groom, go and meet him. julia, hello, my name is nikolai, i came from the city of novosibirsk and you melted my

heart, this is for you, bye, well, go down there. thank you, nikolay, 35 years old, officer reserve, works in the banking sector, lives in novosibirsk, is proud of his service in the armed forces of the russian federation, admits that he does not commit spontaneous actions, warns that he lives by the principle of honest rules. nikolai’s beloved was able to quickly find the key to his heart, but she could not agree on the lock to the front door to his apartment. he hopes that yulia is a girl with an open soul. hello, hello, hello, i welcome a small gift from the very heart of novosibirsk huge, if honestly, i like this guy. honestly, he’s such a great guy, he has such a nice model appearance, open, it seems to me, nikolai, what was wrong with

the keyhole in your door, there ’s probably just a girl with whom i lived then, and she’s in some kind of... that day i tried to leave the apartment and could not open the lock, i was in the service at that time, so we had an agreement initially, if some situation happens at home or some questions, then we solve them at home, because leaving the service it was almost impossible, here in some day she tried to open... the lock, she didn’t succeed, as it turned out later, she just tried to do it with another key from hers, yes, well, you know, in fact, the lock was simple, it was apparently the top point boiling, in fact we probably just had it boiling, apparently not together, well, i wanted to say that probably on my part we should have already moved on to the next stage, we lived together for 4 years, i mean, you’re already a family, children, i just tightened it up, probably, yeah, he has a great image, so i noticed that he was for the bride

by yourself, you understand, when you can’t stand it, so for the future, you really are an enviable groom, look, turn on your senses and your intuition, girlfriends can ruin the lives of their

prosperous, yes, their girlfriends, right now, fight for your family, and what about yulenka, everything is fine with his capital, two apartments, excellent salaries, he himself is handsome and so on, unfortunately, you are not suitable, because he wanted a miniature woman without excess weight. there were already songs, there were no dances yet, so let’s go here and there.