i never understand this about my close friend , actor pasha sborshchikov, he lives opposite me, and he is an elite santa claus, not like me, he is elite, tall, he has boots that fit, a beard, height, he has everything, and we always celebrate the new year at the dacha, together, which means we have fireworks at night, and in the morning pasha walks with the children through the forest to look for... gifts from santa claus, they have such a fetish, the children, since they don’t drink, you understand, they they can get up in the morning, but pasha hasn’t gone to bed yet, so, and the gifts will come later, which means that some year, we’ve arrived, that means we arrived late , masha is still very little, that means i have a wife, that means , he says, we need to give pasha gifts for tomorrow on january 1 at 10 am, yes, we went to bed at 6, you understand, we went to bed at 6, at 8 :00

in the morning the door opened, which means the stale face , the stale face of pasha, who says: give gifts, he whines, hides them, you know, the children, the children then look for them, my wife opened her bag and gave a gift to mila and sonya, gave , he left, something, went whining, then they come, that means they tell a story, that means, ah... every child finds and it says to yegor from santa claus, to mile from santa claus, but they can’t find sonya’s gift, they can’t find it, they can’t find it, they are looking, looking, and pasha knows that this gift is here, what my wife gave him, he says: “well, probably, sonechka, this is your gift.” he opens it, and it says “beloved grandmother.” lara mixed up the gifts, everyone was like, what are you, grandma? and... teenagers, she says, how? he

says: well, probably santa claus got it mixed up, maybe he wanted you to give this gift to your beloved grandmother, but there really there are some cosmetics for grandma, who doesn’t have any of this, well , it’s still cute, and we tried to tell sonya this story, she was about 10 years old, that santa claus specially gave you a gift for grandma so that you could give it to her.

his humor is honest, when a person jokes to himself, he immediately arouses great respect in me personally, well, because without it you can go crazy, of course, when you, when you are not only, not even joking to yourself, and firstly, well, to me people who, well , can’t sort of digest their address into some jokes and gags, they immediately start something, well, at least for me they are socially dangerous there, because this person can sometimes get into trouble there. for the fact that there is, i don’t know, a screwdriver, a rake or something else lying there nearby, yes, that is, but when you can still joke to yourself there directly, yes, i’m creepy, for example, when filming is going on, i’m saying some text, for example, yes, some kind of eyeliner , i’m babbling, i’ve been oppressing myself for half an hour, i’m a clumsy freak, you can’t pronounce it, it’s all funny to the audience there, when he’s sitting, waiting, he he’s waiting, it’s the viewer, and here i ’m spending so much time on the fact that i got these damn things, ugh... i collect these

stories, when some incidents happen to me, i collect them, i get such pleasure from them, i’ve never, you know , i also flew from bratsk to yekaterinburg and also, you know, it was recently, no, a long time ago, well, 5-6 years ago, and i was flying tired from one enterprise to another enterprise, it’s a good plane, it kept flying, it means that a guy sat down and was sitting next to him, it’s you, no, he’s looking at me, well, i’m starting to spin it, yes, he probably saw me somewhere, he doesn’t remember where, what, how, he’ll ask now, i’ll tell him that i’m an artist, and he’ll leave me behind, the flight is 3 hours, then such a dialogue begins that you don’t say hello, right away you, vasya, kolya, he says that you, are you arrogant, i say,

what are you saying, you and i grew up on the same street, what are you saying? i say, yes, yes, and you remembered the whole street, and he is from yekaterinburg, he associated me with a man from yekaterinburg and talks to me as if i were from yekaterinburg, i say, yes, he says, you know that marya petrovna, i say that i died, i say, okay, what are you doing, when? we really start dramaturgy at some point i understand that now is already the point of no return, everything has been passed, yes, now, now everything must somehow, because at first he thought that i really was blindfolded, that i was this vitka kolesov from yekaterinburg, then he will understand that i’m making fun of him

, why did you support me then, i tell him, so calmly, i started seeing a psychoanalyst, it ’s not you, when it dawned on him. he was in shock, you understand, he said, exactly, i you there, yes, yeah, oh, i have such an association, in general it’s just, well, i can imagine how it could be such a shock, and of course jokes, thank you very much, i say, please, for what kvn, for all of you , please, guys, here you go, i remembered this joke, in short, the cat, well, i don’t know, dirtied all the slippers in the apartment, ruined the guy, i say everything, i’m tired of everything, took him by the boots in the car, drove 10 km away from the city, and still drove home through traffic jams the cat arrives at home

, sits and eats sour cream, he says how is it , damn it, well, traffic jams, yeah, that means he made it so okay

, then show me the results and i’ll prescribe the necessary pills, he says okay, and the man came home, that is , he closes the door right from the threshold, the wife writes what we’re having for dinner, that means, from ten steps away not a damn thing can hear, since there, my wife, what we’re having for dinner,

they can’t hear from eight steps, once from six, from five, from four, and he comes up to her chair, she’s sitting. he watches tv and says: wife, what are we having for dinner? she says: moron, why are you yelling? i told you 10 times: cutlets! cutlets! let's sum it up, first of all, don't be lazy, dear friends, be lazy to make a holiday for yourself, because the chinese new year is coming, i really want the whole atmosphere right up to some of our secret snows in march and... until march 8, the time when it comes to throwing away the christmas trees, and how my dad saw such a slogan in kemerovo, this is a real story in soviet times, it was written on the fence, long live may 1st and 2nd, well, look, may is not far away, good mood to everyone, it was me, vadim

golygin , our podcast jokes, visiting i was a wonderful, magnificent actor and just a cheerful, good, kind person, mikhail politsy. all the best, see you again. hello, the program is about the most notable events of this day. 2 hours one-on- one, vladimir putin's interview with tucker carlson in the top world news. the first channel showed everything as it was. vertical take-off 130 million views of the conversation in the kremlin

in contrast to the fresh quirks of biden's memory. new york near donetsk , his drones called our landmine to the enemy base, and the butcher and the general-kotel. where will the new one lead? commander in chief? it has its own, all the achievements of the agro-industrial complex at the russia exhibition at vdnkh.

then the person who controlled the power in this part of the russian lands , which we now call ukraine, he wrote to warsaw demanding that their rights be respected, and after being refused, he began to write letters to moscow asking him to take them under the strong hand of the moscow tsar . tucker carlson will undoubtedly have a chance to work with archival documents, and the american audience will understand the essence of the conflict by listening to detailed vladimir putin's story about the origins of ukrainian statehood. this is for everyone. the older student knows how, on the ruins of the empire, the bolsheviks carved out a territory that eventually broke away with the collapse

of the union in ninety-one, when the newly independent ukraine moved to build its own identity on principle away from moscow, reaching the point of a bloody coup in 2014, the extermination of its own citizens in the donbass veneration of nazi executioners. the west does not want to notice the emphasis on these cannibalistic manifestations; on the contrary, in the canadian zelensky is shown in parliament. can i tell you what i think so you won’t be offended? of course, it would seem

subtle, it is very nasty, this question, you say, hitler has been gone for so many years, yes 80 years, that means, but his work lives on, the people who destroyed jews, russian poles are alive, and the president, the current president... today's ukraine applauds him in the canadian parliament, applauds while standing, how can we say that we have completely uprooted this ideology, if what we see is happening today, that's what it is denazification, in our understanding, we need to get rid of those people who abandon this theory and practice in life and try to preserve it, again with the full support of the west, with which russia has a long history. but here are the reasons for the start of the special operation in a few words: in 2008 they opened the doors to ukraine in

nato, in 2014 they carried out a coup d'etat, while those who did not recognize the coup d'etat, and this is a coup d'etat, began to be persecuted, created a threat to crimea, which we were forced to take under their protection, started a war in donbass since 1914, using aviation and artillery against civilians, still against the background...

in ukraine instead of ukraine, how do you evaluate such a statement? this is a provocation, and a cheap provocation at that. i don't understand why american soldiers have to fight in ukraine. there are mercenaries from the united states, most of them from poland, in second place are mercenaries from the usa, in third from georgia. well, if someone has a desire

to send regular troops, humanity will certainly deliver. on on the brink of a very serious global conflict, this is obvious. despite all the obviousness, many might have the impression that the united states is looking for just such a conflict. and even though the terrorist attack on the nord stream gas pipeline officially remains unattributed, this is another step towards a dangerous line. who blew up the nord stream? i was busy tun. do you have evidence that nato or the cia did this? you know, i won’t go into details, but in such cases they always

say: look for someone who is interested, but in in this case, we need to look not only... for someone who is interested, but also for someone who can do it, because there may be many interested, but if you climb to the bottom of the baltic sea , not everyone can carry out this explosion, these two components must be connected , who is interested, who can, who is interested in selling their expensive gas to europe instead of cheap russian gas is quite understandable, the answer to the question of who can is also not at the bottom of the baltic sea, on a completely different coast, the search for... rational is another matter explanations for europe's resignation in destroying its own economy. maybe the world is now divided into two hemispheres: one hemisphere with cheap energy, the other not. listen, you said the world is divided into two hemispheres. the head is divided into two hemispheres. one is responsible for one area

of ​​activity, the other is more creative there, and so on. but it's still one head. the world is united so that security is common, they are designed for this golden billion, then only in this case will there be peace stable, sustainable and predictable, while the head is divided into two parts, this is a disease, this is a serious illness, a serious illness, the world is going through this period of serious illness, but it seems to me that thanks to honest journalism, they work like doctors , maybe it will be possible to somehow connect it all. vladimir putin is confident that nothing is impossible, as shown, for example, by negotiations with kiev in the spring of 2022, in an agreed document.

be interested exclusively in the ukrainian crisis, after all, this is infinitely far away, that’s fate american journalist evan gershkovich, detained in russia on suspicion of espionage, is of course much closer. he's

been in custody for over a year now, it's a big story in the us. i want to ask you if, as a gesture of goodwill, you would be willing to release him so that we can take him to the united states. we have made so many goodwill gestures that it seems to me that we have exhausted all limits, no one has ever responded to our goodwill gestures with similar gestures, but we are, in principle, ready to say that we do not exclude the possibility that we do this with oncoming traffic from our ours. partners, when i say partner, i mean, first of all , representatives of special services, they are in contact with each other, they discuss this topic, we have no taboo about not solving this

problem, we are ready to solve it, but there are certain conditions that are being discussed through partner channels between the intelligence services, it seems to me that it is possible to agree on this, the president recalled, during the events in the caucasus, do you know what he did? i don’t want to say it, but nevertheless

i’ll say, he put our soldiers captive on the road, and then cars drove over their heads, what kind of person is this and is he a person? well, we found a patriot who liquidated it. and the threat of artificial intelligence that the united states will use the dollar as a weapon, by the way, to its own detriment. but the conversation, one way or another, for the entire 2 hours revolved around ukraine and relations with the west. russia, as

the president has said more than once, is ready for negotiations, even if kiev has complicated the search for a solution by prohibiting itself by a special decree from these negotiate. the alternative to dialogue is military action, and moscow has made it clear that it will not change its approach, but this, again, does not negate the opportunity to sit down at the table and...

they made a decision, even if they refuse it, that’s all, but they made the wrong decision , now we must look for a way out of this wrong decision, lay waste to them, correct their mistakes, they made it, let them correct it, we are for it. the cost of a mistake is great and the west’s mistake in assessing the situation is equally large, perhaps for someone in the american administration it would be useful to look into the donated taquera.

ukrainian authorities are tearing apart the russian orthodox church, because it unites not territory, but soul, and no one will be able to divide it. kirill brainin, zulfiya khakimova, anna zayakina, ilya zhuravlev and yuri yarchenko, channel one. number of views.

the interview exceeded 130 million on the social network x alone, formerly twitter. a quarter of a million reposts are posted by other users. in addition, there is tyker carlson’s website , the kremlin portal. more than 3 million views on the site 1tv.ru. in the group of the first on social networks. plus broadcast starting at 7 am. ivan blagoy will continue. the first detailed commentary on the interview with vladimir putin was recorded by tucker carlson himself. still in the kremlin. he understands perfectly well, his professors will also be discussed... an excursion into history, starting with the formation of russia in the 9th century, the unification of tribes into one nation, of which ukraine was a part, this irritated me, listen, i’m an american, i’m interested certain questions certain answers, let's start already, but he didn't give in, i i put pressure on him, it annoyed him, i was annoyed, it was like an attempt to hush up the topic, maybe somewhere it was like that, but in the end i

realized, no... this was the answer, this was the preface to the answer. the history of the emergence of the country's connection with ukraine as the basis of its policy. it was really interesting. the audience also appreciated it. wow, a head of state who can teach an entire thirty-minute history lesson without going into dementia. it's understandable why the biden administration didn't want the interview to air. something interesting happened intersection. today, joe biden talked to reporters, got confused in his thoughts and even managed to confuse the presidents of egypt and mexico. planned to hold this press conference immediately after the end of putin's interview, idiot, because people will compare them. billionaire elon musk watched both recordings, here are two of his comments. the parody has become a reality, it’s about biden, and we overdid it, turning the dollar into a weapon, it was a stupid step, a reaction to putin’s words about the grossest strategic mistake of the united states. they are discussing vladimir putin's interview in number in china. users are interested in the role of the cia in undermining the nord streams, and of course,

they noted putin’s words about the chinese approach to solving problems through the search for a compromise, but the european commission hastened to say nothing new in an interview with the russian leader in brussels, allegedly not heard, journalist new the york times disagrees. putin has been more straightforward than usual about his view of how the invasion of ukraine will end; it may not be a military victory, but an agreement with the west. at the end of the interview, putin told carlson that the time has come for negotiations to end the war, because those in whose hands the power in the west have realized that russia cannot be defeated on the battlefield. what shocked me was the admission that he is committed to a peace agreement on ukraine, and he speaks about it publicly, he said it several times, in fact there is a huge amount of evidence confirming that a peace agreement was being prepared, peace talks were taking place settlement negotiations about a year and a half ago were disrupted by the former british prime minister boris johnson for the biden administration. this role of johnson in disrupting peace negotiations somehow turned out to be a revelation for the british

daily mail. the russian president made a sensational statement; the former prime minister dissuaded the leader of the ruling party of ukraine from signing the document. but vladimir putin only recalled the confession of david arakhamia, which he made back in november.

either not a word, or in passing, however, berlin arsaytung distinguished itself here. the headline included a distorted quote from putin. allegedly the russian leader said that the germans were incompetent, readers immediately noticed the forgery. no, he didn't say the germans were incompetent. he said the federal government was incompetent. there's a big difference, and you know it too. the german government, you forgot just one word, you don’t have to thank me. it is unclear whether the mistake was made intentionally, but germany has its own specifics. many residents of germany. they still remember vladimir putin’s speech there before the bundestag deputies in german, and they know well the respect with which the russian leader always spoke about the german people. if there were plans in the west to ignore the interview with putin as much as possible, then we can already state their complete failure. here is producer

sine talking about tucker carlson, whom the presenter just called a propagandist. but the viewer sees simple, understandable words on the screen. putin, ukrainian conflict, element of civil war, russian ukrainians, one people. people look at the headlines, even from them you can clearly see it. consider vladimir putin’s message to the west: russia cannot be defeated, stop supporting ukraine with weapons, then there will be war will end in a few weeks. the swiss zürcher-zeitung writes about the interview this way: an american during the war in russia, russian propaganda goes crazy. is it really russian? here is an article in the british daily mirror. everyone involved in tucker carlson's interview with putin is an enemy of the united states in the west. even so, but those who are trying their best to dissuade people from watching vladimir putin’s interview with tucker carlson, in fact. provides this interview with the best advertising, which has already reached the level of the white house, there fear that many will believe putin, those who watch this interview should remember that when listening to vladimir putin, one should not take at face value everything he says, even before the publication of the interview,

hillary clinton was involved in the propaganda campaign to smear journalist carlson, in the end, the stray effect is only an increase in interest, or rather the effect of an office romance, mymra’s dialogue with the secretary, which means good boots on... my memory is fine, my memory, look what i’ve done since i became president, none of you thought i could, how it happened, you know, i just forgot what happened. this week, let me remind you, biden already talked about his conversations with the late

french president mittierand and german chancellor kohl. “i forgot what happened,” said the american special prosecutor in the case of biden guarding secret documents in the garage. he noted that the eighty-one-year-old president does not remember the years of the beginning of the end of his vice- presidential career, but if someone considers this an argument in favor of the fact that biden bad, then no, he pushes through a version: it will be difficult to convince the jury that at that age he is capable of something bad. now, for the special operation, the ministry of defense has announced the destruction of two launchers and a locator of the ukrainian s-300 air defense system. and here are the shots from near new york, the name of the settlement, by the way, is historical, it is 7 km west of gorlovka. while the militants were there, our fighters tracked where the enemy drone was returning. byaga pilots dropped gliding bombs exactly on target, as a result, not only the control center, but the warehouse was blown up ammunition, the remnants scatter into the imprinter. our armed forces are advancing in most directions, occupying more advantageous positions, noted sergei shaigu,

the minister of defense held a meeting at the headquarters of the joint group of forces, heard reports from the commanders, and also checked the control center of one of the formations of the west group and the headquarters of the state border cover. and in kiev , another hero of ukraine, following the former commander-in-chief zaluzhny, kirill budanov, the head of terrorists hidden under the guise of ukrainian military intelligence, openly calling for killing everywhere. and put on our wanted list for sabotage on the crimean bridge and not only that, but now about something else: the new head commander sirsky, here is an object from the biography. yuri lepatov studied it in layers. another large-scale syr bor is guaranteed for ukraine; photographs have been published in which the commander-in-chief of the armed forces of ukraine, syrsky, celebrates russia day. in 2013, he hugged russian military personnel, congratulated them, and ate a cake with a ukrainian and russian flag on top. the syrsky family, dad, mom, brother, is now supporting. the russian army, that's about it photo from social network

classmates, here are the parents of a ukrainian general at the traditional march of the immortal regiment, both of his grandfathers fought with the nazis, only one returned from the war, how does it feel for them to hear bandera chants from their son and the statement that his nation is somehow different, now not russian? you are the greatest representatives of our nation, glory to ukraine, glory to the heroes, syrsky was born in the outback of central russia in the vladimir region. graduated from the moscow higher general military command school, ended up serving in ukraine back in the soviet union, he settled down there , began to make a career, diligently studying the ukrainian language, which he seems to only speak, does not think in it, so he takes part in a parade on khreshchatyk next to zelensky and suddenly reflexively issues a quote from the regulations of the garrison and guard service of the armed forces the russian federation, did not build up the russian language, at two linear distances, the command indicated the new commander-in-chief exactly according to the standard.

consisted of one thing: uh, that means zelensky

proposed hitler’s tactics, which means stand to the death, not to retreat an inch, which means dying in encirclement, whatever you like, but not retreating anywhere, and zaluzhny proposed manstein’s tactics, maneuverable defense, which means retreat, counterattacks there and so on, and sirsky will simply be a executor, syrsky will unquestioningly carry out zelensky’s will, they were told to stand in ovdievka to death, but they don’t care, we will stand in ovdiivka to death while there

. sky news tv channel reports: the resignation of the main general of ukraine is a huge gamble by vladimir zelensky at a time when the war risks turning in favor of russia, this will undoubtedly damage the morale of the troops and unsettle the western allies. and the title of hero of ukraine. quote. zirka's gold

is sent to zaluzhny valery fedorovich, general. it is this star that has every chance of turning into a black fool for zelensky himself. in ukraine, since december last year, in opinion polls, the trust rating of the fired person exceeds the rating of the fired person. zaluzhny is now completely independent, and this is a bid to demolish the current authoritarian leadership of ukraine. a number of experts believe that changes in the army leadership is an attempt to avoid a military coup that they want to carry out. headquarters of the ukrainian army. for a whole year, poroshenko has been trying through his media and his deputies to shake up the situation according to the principle: there is a good zaluzhny, a bad zelyansky, let’s remove zelyansky, despite the fact that everyone understands that the zaluzhny cannot be the leader of the country, which means that poroshenko agreed accordingly there

or tried to attract the nazi opposition to the nazi regime, which means in order to create such steam under himself, who... would bring poroshenko back into the presidential chair, and would take zelensky out of there. from the point of view of gesture language, the photograph looks promising, where zaluzhny shakes zelensky’s hand, shakes his right hand, and the left one shows some very curious gesture with two fingers. if the fingers were pointing upward, it could mean the letter v of the english alphabet, the initial one in the word victoria, victory, that is. if this is exactly this kind of v, then victory over whom, in fact, taking into account the fact that zaluzhny has jumped off responsibility for further defeats in the ssu. eat. another interpretation: the fingers are pointed towards zelensky, and the gesture resembles scissors, with which the fired person can symbolically severely cut into the political future of the fired person. just today in kiev, several hundred people came out to an event called maidan 3, shouted down with ged, that is, zelensky, and asked him to return it. social pensions in

russia will be raised by 7.5% from april 1. 4,100,000 people will receive an increase. and families with children affected by ukrainian shelling will receive 100,000 rubles at a time. pay by presidential decree, it relies on every child who was wounded in the donbass, novorossiya or border regions. it can be received by parents or the victims themselves if they are over 18 years old. a topic whose relevance is growing as spring approaches, vladimir putin. today i discussed with the permanent participants of the russian security council, we are discussing various topics in this composition, but unfortunately, no one has canceled floods and natural fires, they cannot cancel them, but you and i must think about this in advance and do everything in order to minimize the consequences.

let's talk about this today, over to alexander vyacheslavovich korenkov. now vdnkh, which originally. called the all-union agricultural exhibition, today it fully justified the name. at the russia forum, day of agrarian achievements. anna kurbatova examined the exhibitions. large grains, grown with love, as i think, throughout the russian federation. it is clear from the sheaves of wheat that today is agriculture day . ears of corn shine on the stands of the stavropol territory, rostov region, nizhny novgorod, zaporozhye and of course, the breadbaskets of russia and kuban. russia is among the world leaders in grain production. last year. almost 148 million tons were threshed in the country, this is the second harvest in history. nearby is a bright stand of ingushetia, this is a giant garden where 18 varieties of apples are grown at once. they are supplied throughout russia, right up to the most distant regions, usurisk, the far east, kaliningrad, and our apples are also supplied

to the international space station. opposite dagestan, with its main brand dagestan lamb, which now. ours was only 67%. since then the situation has changed. since twenty-two , the country has been fully self-sufficient in meat, milk production has been growing, and other industries are developing dynamically. russia,

for example, is the world leader in salmon production. last year the catch was 600,000 tons. financial support for the agricultural sector is also growing, at first almost zero in... the economy, but today we are already openly talking about genetics, classical selection in agriculture about the use of the latest methods, such as molecular genetics, the gene pool of cattle is improving, new breeds of sheep and chickens, new varieties of grain and vegetables are appearing in the country, 11 of those in the yard with... the variety is genetically without pride. russia is among the top twenty world leaders in exports of agricultural products and for a number of individual goods, generally in the top three. on

the global stage, we have second place in external supplies of grains and leguminous crops. we are number one in the world in the export of wheat and fish. we are also in second place in the trade of sunflower and rapeseed oil in conditions of unprecedented sanctions pressure, domestic business succeeded. reorient production by occupying the niches vacated after the departure of foreign suppliers, one of them for the production of pet food, back in the summer of twenty-two, 90% of the products on the shelves of pet stores were foreign food, now you can increasingly see domestic ones, we produce in the russian federation as a whole there are already more than 1 million tons of such products, this allows us to gradually refuse imports, another plant was opened today in mordovia, a symbolic start to...

all the time we must also return to his ideas and proceed from the fact that we need to make, including procedural decisions, based on the principle of justice,

integrity, and, well, philanthropy, he was a great humanist, another date: the day of diplomatic workers in russia, foreign minister sergei lavrov, according to tradition, laid flowers at the memorial plaques with the names of employees who died in the line of duty. diplomats have always been one of the main pillars. state, it is enough to recall the role diplomats, which they played in overcoming the isolation of russia, soviet russia, after the revolution, this is part of our common history , probably should be well studied by western countries, which are once again trying to isolate us, abolish parity...

writes: documents have been found that waldemar bierbock, a convinced national socialist , read extremist material to hitler in russia. such information is in the dossier of almost everyone who served in the wehrmacht. my grandfather was an air defense officer and was awarded the iron cross. there is a nuance. fact of service, head of the german mit she didn’t deny it, but didn’t say anything about her ancestor’s beliefs, although she loves to remember him. didn’t i know or is there something deeper here? the bill does not give an answer. lyricist, philosopher and a bit of provocateur. exhibition of ivan lubennikov, monumentalist and painter, very russian, world famous. the master passed away 3 years

ago, and he still talks to us today.