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to maintain coziness, comfort, yes, that is , so that it does not wrinkle or press anywhere, because for me now this is a priority, since i gave birth just recently, for me comfort still comes first, plus somehow i want not to show anything unnecessary, but at the same time emphasize some advantages, i ’m now ready to take back my words about the fact that you have a very narrow audience, because i know that, well, i, for example, very... often i refuse to go to any events in winter that involve blackty, because i look at the weather outside the window and think, well, what the heck, i don’t want to go out now in some kind of open dress with sandals, i’m cold, and i just really don’t want to leave the house, but if evening dresses can be warm, and under you can also wear these beautiful shiny woolen tights, it’s incredibly practical, yes, it’s very practical. and i, for the most part, am
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also the main consumer, because i go to these social events and i just don’t like going, because in many ways i it’s uncomfortable in tight outfits, yes , that is, it’s uncomfortable somewhere cold, and accordingly i create such an atmosphere that you want to walk, and even yesterday i went to a social event, one of the first ones i went to, and i really felt comfortable in a knitted dress, but... at the same time, i was wearing crystals, and boots, which are on comfortable shoes, but at the same time with crystals, which gradually turn into trousers, including, that is, to create such collaborations that will allow you to bring out evening fashion to a new level, if ever they said in 2016 that i did level up for evening fashion, completely encrusting fabrics, because i created this production. then i started with the fact that i
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first produced fabrics from crystals and i have a factory that allows application, i didn’t stop further and went on with experiments on knitwear, on denim, which i liked on cotton, on silks, i still settled on knitwear, because i myself felt comfortable, this one, the second one, after all, russia is very m, well, so cold, well, it’s clear that we have the specifics of a very long winter, i still want to. for a short summer period, but i see one such difficult moment in such things, this is care, no, not at all how to care for such things, in cold water, in shampoo, hand wash, exclusively, that does not fall off, no, it will fall off, if you use detergents containing chlorine, this is written in the instructions. became
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and, accordingly, nothing else is needed, for example, knitwear for me, yes, that is, it ’s good for care, i washed it in cold water, in cool water, and put it on a towel, it it dries calmly, the dress is the same , it shouldn’t just stretch and stretch out, everything has to be done by hand and washed, preferably by hand, yes, everything is in the machine, this is just such a difficult moment, there is a big plus, it doesn’t get very dirty, you know, crystal dirt, it just fell off. polished, yes , you talked about the knitwear trend, yes, and what other trends are you integrating into your collection in the near future, i’m adding to the summer collection, some prints, but discreet, because they want prints now, crystal prints, yes, this is new development, which, well, i received a request from investors that we need to create some trends, they want to enter...
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they say we need to launch trends, something new, and now i’m like, probably, this will already be in the future it’s not such a big secret, because i plan to present prints of dresses that change color depending on the temperature, on the air temperature or on the body temperature, on the air temperature, otherwise i think, you know, like after 37 degrees, yes, go home, your dress has changed color, and by the way, well, maybe...
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changes, but tell me, you mentioned that in trends you use the recommendations of astrologers, it’s like, well , an astrologer, who is also our client, comes to me, they are interested in the fact that my brand has been developing, always comes with advice, i don’t always ask, but i listen, and she told me, irochka, next year you need to focus on something. cozy, warming, kind of warm, i say, you know, and this was just in september, i say, i would have told you that without horoscopes would be, and i say in september, i say , and i was just asked, what are we focusing on now on denim or knitwear, i say, let's knitwear, let's give knee socks, for some reason
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i really wanted more warmth and comfort, given today's moscow and such a winter, we guessed it, now it will be in demand, this is regarding the classic horoscope, yes, for example, if we talk about the chinese horoscope, this is the year of the dragon, the year of the dragon dictates more by colors, now of course it’s incredible splash to red to gold to green,
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and black, as always, does not go out of fashion, it is in trend, but gold and green are right, if we don’t use red for a long time. by the way, how do you feel about this color of the season? i admit, i even asked our supply department to place orders now for feathers of this color so that by the summer, but i ’m saying, given our time of year and so on, and
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maybe in the summer there will be a direction, but still i place more emphasis on classic colors for our country are white and black. pink is in fashion, but it's probably it will be more aggressive, because now everyone wants pink neon, everyone asks for pink, specifically bright. this is not a lymshity podcast, and we continue to talk about the features of the evening fashion of the raw soprana. that’s how it seems to me that if before it was fashionable to wear all the best at once, that is, if it’s a rhinestone, then it’s a rhinestone from head to toe and some other tiara. some kind of skirt in sequins, like i have sneakers, a sweater, and
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such a stretched sweater or t-shirt, that’s how it is, and even watching this trend, i launched collections specifically for the sweater with crystals and people want to add more and more to their daily lives. some kind of shine and really dilute it with sneakers with sparklers, torn sparklers, this is just the maximum trend for them, this is luxury in everyday life, this shine, which is mixed just with going to the store, yes, that is, with vacation outside the city, yes, that is , there is a big demand for home clothes with rhinestones, well, who wears your clothes, and if before it was mainly stars, celebrities, then... now that’s almost everyone, well, that is, stage clothes go into everyday life and are mixed with some details of everyday clothes, and everyday clothes, just like i used to think that it was only for parties, now we are focusing more on the basic collection, these are lights, i don’t know there
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are trousers, sports at the end after all, tracksuits, crystal decoration. irin, now if you take the marketing strategy of any fashion brand, there are always influencers there. which influencers do you collaborate with? well, we are with many people we cooperate with influencers to a large extent even abroad, yes, that is, america, the arab emirates, almost all top influencers. lodge namran, marina abadi, that is, in general, some names seemed unfamiliar to me, yes, well, as if for those who now spend a lot of time in the united arab emirates, they know so well, and what stars for those , who doesn’t spend time in the united arab emirates, well, paris hilton is our ambassador, you understand, i barely pulled out a name from you that they know all our spectators, byonze, madonna, prepared part of the stage images for madonna’s concert. and that is, for her last tour, madonna ordered outfits from you, and we
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sewed them very quickly almost overnight, urgent gloves were sent through friends by delivery to london so that she received them in time for the performance, who selects, collects the images for madonna and her team of stylists, yes the team of stylists, they knew that you were a russian brand, but they were not confused at all, but no, this did not bother anyone it confuses, that is, no sanctions , nothing, nothing... like art, you know, that ’s why it doesn’t confuse anyone now in the same way , but what are the wishes, because after all , stage clothes, there are special wishes in terms of convenience, comfort , we always sew in, there are always shows that involve, i don’t know, an artist hanging upside down, and accordingly there should be some wishes, yes, these are most often corsets. built-in, precisely sewn into the dress, which are not worn separately; if the dress is short, then this is a must
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there should be a bodysuit, so that if suddenly something is visible from the stage, then it should also be beautiful, and that is, the bodysuit is most often in crystals, if the dress is with crystals and there is always a pocket for a microphone, a pocket for a microphone there in the back and on the mine, and in the back , and it should also be in crystals, well, in the color of the suit, especially for our regular stars, our inflexers, polina gagarina, olga buzova, with whom? who really supported me as a brand and believed in me for
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a long time, now i work with many, yes, i can honestly say, but i would still leave the two of them in the top for myself. were there any examples of unsuccessful cooperation? yes, there were , of course, i have a star discount, i don’t sew a dress for free and this has always been a certain thing for me, the star discount, by the way, is different for everyone, what is yours? i have from 40 to 50%, well, that is, it’s like marara sews with a fifty percent discount, but then she puts a mark on your dress, yes, that is , there is such a thing, at her own discretion, that is, for me this gives me the right to use photography, i don’t require a big mark, well , a mark in the sense of a link , let’s explain to our viewers that we should give a link to the brand on social networks, yes , she did, but... probably 2,000 subscribers signed up, but this is generally not bad, now there is no organic growth
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anywhere in social networks, good , practically ordered, well, no one, boris hilton always tags us, always in every photo, even if these photos were taken 2 years ago, she repeats the post, she still tags us, but there are no orders from these stars, i can honestly, that's why cooperate with like with influencers, probably not...
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the brand was given on social networks by her no, no, no, and we didn’t even use these photographs, it turns out that after all, these stage things are such one-off pieces, who is your main target audience who buys your things? this, well, because they are still for special occasions in the majority. well, in fact , here’s what’s most interesting, most often these are
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women who work in the banking sector, women who are financiers who run... a complex business journey in a restaurant, going to the theater, that’s where they transform, and it seems to me that a woman who is focused on male work, in many ways, yes, where male energy is very predominant, she wants to compensate in everyday life, then she transforms into the most feminine, beautiful, graceful a woman, a lady, whom everyone looks at and wow, and will never assume that they work in real estate, well, by the way, i noticed, yes, that among people who...
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and it is absolutely impossible to imagine this person in some serious job , that's why that, apparently, they are so bored with this boring gray office style that they want to have a blast in it, so 80% of clients are just ladies who work in...
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then in general, the target audience is ladies who don’t have profiles, they just observe, and where do they find you based on radio recommendations, and on recommendations for moscow too, i always told all brands that want to launch and said, we will work online, i say, no, there is a location in moscow, that’s all -you still need to have a place where clients can come to see you, and choosing the right location, choosing a good location, you choose. such scary, but very useful secrets, it was very interesting, thank you very much, good luck in the new year, to learn more about fashion, trends and style, watch all episodes on
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the first website. greetings. dear friends, this is a podcast of jokes, we are on the first channel, i am vadim golygin, and today he is happily passing the time with me, just as i am with him, mikhail politseymaka, hello, my dear, hello, i don’t sleep with you either, no i can fall asleep i don’t eat with you, i don’t drink with you, and i don’t drink with you, by the way, and i want to share some joyful stories, with pleasure, in fact, friends, it’s no secret that we mikhail... we love jokes , we have already told each other a large number of jokes, but we still have a stash, of course, then every time it’s some kind of celebration, you know, when you come to your place, you tell the jokes
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you want, i agree, yes, here we are, as if i came to you, you came to me, in short we sit together and talk, well , look, the men are sitting in the bathhouse, uh, that means they are steaming , drinking beer, noise, din, fun, everything there, you know, like that, suddenly - one... the phone rings, he takes his hand, yes, in sauna, we drink beer, a new fur coat , well, you have a fur coat, but in general a new one, well, okay , you know where the money is, well, take as much as you need and buy the show, put it further, he takes it again, yes, yes , in the bathhouse, in the bathhouse, we drink beer, a car, well, you have it. car, but a new one, completely new, well, you know where the money is, well, take as much as you need and that’s forward, and since the phone rings again
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, he says, guys, damn, whose phone number, i hesitated to answer the calls, good, yes, listen, well, i can’t help but tell you this joke, especially since it’s decent, the dude works as a conductor on the train , is dissatisfied with his work, well... he goes on these flights, he has some kind of flight, he sits drunk in a compartment, yelling all night, he comes up and says, forgive me, please, people are complaining, well, you don’t have to shout , you are drunk, you need to maintain order, please, he comes to him for the second time, says: listen, i told you, there is no need to yell, he says, what is it, he took him into hatred, threw him out of the train, which means he fell to his death in court, he was sentenced. electric chair, he comes, it means, well , they connected it to him, he sits down, they say, it’s all his last wish, the electric chair turns on, it doesn’t work, that’s some kind of garbage,
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he needs to try it a second time, it doesn’t work, but according to the law, for the third time once they let him go, he is released, he comes back and gets a job as a guide, works as a guide, is very dissatisfied with his job, works, the woman’s baby is crying all night long, he comes up, says, woman , lets him in, he settles down again with the conductor, the same same garbage, he’s dissatisfied with his, he didn’t live up to his profession, he’s dissatisfied, dissatisfied with his work, everything seems fine, but with
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him, that means , a disabled person, walks along the corridor , gets stuck, cannot give way, which means he says: please, man, come through, here people need to go brush their teeth in the morning, he says, now, now, i can’t, he says, yes please , then everything pushes him, then he falls on a pin, dies in court, electric, these, which, therefore, turn on the electric table, they see, says: it’s you, tell me the secret, during this time we sent 1.10 people to the next world, you’re coming to us for the third time, what’s the trick? you see, i’m a bad guide, this is the physical joke he told us. says something, but i don’t like
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to listen for a long time, they often blame especially theatergoers, that damn, from such a small one they will inflate such a choreography, yes, but here it’s very, it’s a very funny anecdote, but you like short ones jokes, short, i brought you one too, maniac goes with a girl into the forest at night, she says that you are a little scary here, he says it’s a little scary , i have to go home alone, you reminded me about... it’s a little scary, that means a country house, and the girl comes to her dad and says: “dad, dad, can you imagine, the maid said that there is a ghost in this house, he says: quickly get together and leave, he says: why so quickly? we don’t have a maid, we don’t have a maid, yes, and also about this , that it’s short, holidays, the dog
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comes to the post office, which means it’s filled out a telegram, he brings it there too, which means the postal worker looked and said, you have written woof nine times here, he says, yes, yes, that ’s right, he says, but you can absolutely free, well, add the tenth, he says, no, no, no, what are you saying, this will completely change the meaning of the telegram, no, in short jokes, of course, there is such a charm, charm, trick, yes, yes. i remember, you know, these short jokes from soviet times, doctor, my head is spinning, but i see, i see, yes, the doctor is ignoring me, the next one, you remember, an old joke, i don’t remember where it was heard, when a man also comes to the doctor and says, and you know, i don’t know what the reason is, but people turn away from me, so i noticed that i i’m losing friends, somehow they stop calling
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, before where... they invited, now there seem to be very few calls, well, it’s just like one of them stopped communicating, what’s the reason, i can’t understand, i was just analyzing, i thought , i was looking for this reason in general, but i can’t find why people turn away from me, maybe you can help me, old fat bastard, but i remembered that i was kidding, i was at the amur autumn festival, blagoveshchensk, theater festival, cinema festival, we were brought to the city of belogorsk, on the border with china, well, blagoveshchensk is also there, yes , well, belogorsk in general is like china , that’s right, and we arrived there, we were greeted by a military band, what an amazing city, amazing, and on the other side it’s chinese, on the other side it’s chinese, yes, an amazing city, the performance was great, everything, and somehow we played well and somehow we played well, to the surprise
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and surprise of the administrator. local , for some reason, she always played in the fact that she was a little, well, she was kind of peripheral, and we are a small town, great artists, i told everyone, calm down, please calm down, that is , she seemed embarrassed, she said, she she was my elder, she told me, mikhail semyonovich, i say, can i just misha , please, yes, yes, yes, yes, mikhail semyonovich, what wishes, i say, calm down, please, i have everything, calm down, when she already got me. it means with this goodness , goodness, she came up to me with her work, she came up to me and said: mikhail semyonovich, i would like to go through the menu with you about dinner, what you will have for dinner, but i eat what they give me, i’m eating , well, it’s clear what it is and what’s on the menu, i think, i think, you really are an unbending woman, i remembered this meme on the internet about greta thunberg, when she
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says: stop killing babies for fur coats , yes, yes, yes, no, stop, don't eat berries, they make delicious wine and even cognac, well, that’s some of his stuff, but that’s enough for everything , you know, you said that now she’s already, well , look how old greta thunberg is, she ’s an adult, now she’s just kind of strange girl, a normal adult fool, people are joking. we continue, this is a podcast of jokes, our guest is mikhail polizeimaka. of course, our tv viewers want the most jokes, yes, but in the program, but to me, indecent, i mean, different, more good and different jokes, but the other half of the tv viewers, on the contrary, they are still interested in some stories that could ultimately become
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an anecdote. you know, suddenly happiness , i had a year when no one called, and that was a long time ago, but there should have been a year, but i remember, they even gave me a money tree as a wedding gift, you know, and i, i was counting on you already there were thoughts there , i was counting on and no one scrooge, scroogemack to dive and yes, coin, i’m sitting here, no one is calling and i think, well, probably the suit ironed by my wife is hanging in vain, suddenly you understand, magic, hello, mikhail, i, yes, me name is zhanna, they told me that you are hosting the event, i say, of course, you can come, i say, yes, i say when, she says, now, i say, like now, well,
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in two hours at 905, a closed club , address, taxi, i say how much, she says , you name it, how much, here you woke up, their pretzel fell off, they went for me, thank you, i shoved everything away, drove by myself, i didn’t do anything, i did nothing i didn’t, but zhana is so blooming, smelling so delicious, it means that the organizer of this event, i say, what should i do, what should i do, she says: you are hosting
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the concert, we have a lot of artists, you start the evening, announce the list, 30 artists, and i understand that according to the timing, there is nothing to do, well, there is no time to chat, like this the cutlet arrived , you know, there’s nothing to do, i go in, i say , this is the dressing room, oh great, coffee machine, great, can i have some cognac, they pour me a little cognac for the mood, that means i, i understand, life is getting better, money tree, money tree it’s already bearing fruit, and she says, please come in, mikhail, i think, well, i’ll come out somehow beautifully, after all , i’m an artist, so i fly off the stage and say, good evening, dear friends, good. evening, and there are three people sitting there, one, two, under numbers and three in chairs, just like you and me, only they are bigger than you and me, bigger than me, four times bigger than you at eight, so i
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understand that these are some... then general directors, that means something, everything, i say, friends, so, we start our concert, we say goodbye to the old new year, we welcome the new one, there was a lot of good things in the old year, not true is it? no, it’s not true, they don’t react at all , it’s sitting in the netska, which means i remembered the word, i mean - i start to say something , i understand that i’m not talking funny, i turn into the wings, and there’s the beautiful alena apina, which shows me, time, time, time, yes, of course, dear friends, and the first luxurious woman, beauty, singer, alena apina greets you, she begins to sing, the kaleidoscope is coming, is it coming?
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who for some reason has lost her smile and love for me somewhere and says mikhail hi-fi sang quickly? the silvers haven't arrived, go, i say, where, she says, there, sing, yes, there, i say, how much time do i have, well, 30 minutes to go, 30 minutes, 30 minutes, i don’t have, like you, that means, prepared stitches, i have something, theatrical roles, i come out and say, we... continue our concert, i try to speak slowly to stall for time, dears, i think, i think you liked it, and it’s all just like that, netski, netski is sitting, still sitting, well, we’ve already had a little drink, but the red netski is sitting, then i remember that i’m rehearsing at this moment a performance by the players of nikolai vasilyovich gogol
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they're playing there they're singing a funny song there, i say , do you like the theater, my friends, do you love the theater, you know, i'm rehearsing the players now, you've probably read, here are ours... i came up with a song that i want to perform for you, you can stand up, no, yes, of course, you can ask me, and i get up, i understand that if i don’t take time now, they’ll take my money and they’ll kill me somewhere nearby, so i have to work, i look at them, i did, songs, performances, players, i once went to the river, tirib, tirib, tirib, the weather was wonderful, tirib, teasing, teasing and began to undress, when suddenly the bushes parted , and you appeared from the bushes, and these, i think, well...
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went to them with wet pants and sat down sat down with him like this like this like that sat down with him like that well, i’m fine, here’s gogol gogol in 30 minutes, this dude and i are leaving, i see zhanna coming out of the bushes, i’m not here, my comfort zone is here. then the sebras arrived, i didn’t remember any of this, but as i
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sang to them, sit down and eat this, she me, so, you know, this is an assessment, probably this is the only one who read the work, he me i regretted it, no, it’s understandable, but eat , once in my life i worked as santa claus, once, it was my fiasco, and after that you, this, this, as they say, was an event for life, you, listen, ninety- five year, second year of gites, i worked part-time as a voice-over artist. there was no filming, no film was made, stepukha was 200 rubles. and naturally, everyone worked as santa claus for the new year, we had an elite santa claus on the course who earned a lot of money, the owner of the voice, the owner of the height, most importantly the voice, that’s it owner of height and voice, he once called me and said, i don’t have time, i have six kindergartens at the same time, you couldn’t work, and i ’ve never been friends with santa clauses, and i mean...
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i tell him where to go, he he says to me, record an animation, i think i need to earn money, i am kontimirovskaya metro station, kindergarten 29, tamara petrovna, head of the kindergarten. i say, and i have a suit, he says, my suit is there, what will you do, i arrive at 9 am in a terrible time, in a terrible time, nothing is clear how to do it, it’s worth it sad kindergarten, in the morning, you know, the kindergarten is a sad color, sad children are taken there, and i am santa claus, i am a student, i don’t want to, go see santa claus, they told you, i go in, i am greeted very unfriendly.
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that they will be too small for you, but i’m starting the skates, yes, well, wait, phew, then i get them , find them, go further, then i get them, imagine, see this blue fur coat, blue fur coat, right here with the treacherous leopard , you know , so white, there are some torn sequins, just a dark fur coat, without a belt, the owner of the bathhouse, i’m in bag. and there’s a red cap, a blue
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fur coat, imagine, boots that are just, well, man, i’m not like that, i couldn’t walk with them like that, so i think, no, no, i need these 50 dollars, i need them, i need them now, i can do it, yes, i can do it, i’m the best , i think, what should i do, i open it and take out such a lump of scalp for everything, mustache, beard, eyebrows, everything. just a movie something , you know, it's just a movie something from a blockbuster, some kind of killer santa claus, you know, he's wearing a leopard with glitter, i tell her, you have - lipstick, she gave it to me dissatisfied with lipstick, seeing that i’m a loser, that means i’m like santa claus with a red nose, she
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says, well, what is your program, i say, mine is extensive, come on, let them wake me up. as if grandpa was tired, okay , so you sit down, sleep under the tree, i have children, i mean, i squat down like this and pretend that i’m sleeping with a bag of gifts, the door opens, these mean little girls of 3-4 years old come in and believe, that i am santa claus, in a blue fur coat, with a red cap, with a red cap, yellow hair, with this, they believe, you see, she’s standing there looking at me with the children from below, and she says to them: well, you ’ll wake up, wake up grandpa, that is, some boy comes up, so then i understand that i need to do something, or i’ll run away from here now without money, i say: hello, children, i was flying
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to you on the plaza rocket, there’s this girl standing there, look, she’s doing this, oh, it didn’t work out, oh, i saw my face, i woke up, why did we wake him up, then i say, well, come on, we walked around in a round dance, sang christmas trees, i’m in what, everything is flowing down my back, which means my beard smells like a different person, i i understand, there are no fingers, the fingers are already like this, i tell her, where are the gifts? gifts for you, she says to me: now, and i’m playing with them, i’m playing like this, somehow they believed a little, and i’m doing something, suddenly she opens the door, it’s the manager, and she says to me , mikhail, can you , that is, everything was completely broken for the children, i say, what are you doing,
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what are you doing, i’m santa claus, what a mikhail, yes, i went out, she gave me, that means, identical sets, i to everyone, they prepared... poems, i then sat, which means that everything was already falling off for me, i was already sniffled, put down her boots, i listened, she stood on a stool, it was a girl and read , which means he did all this poetry, after that she said, give me the money, she gave it anyway, she said, well, of course, we expected a more intense program, mikhail , i came out and said, never again, never... yes, i understand this, my close friend, actor pasha sborshchikov, he lives opposite me, and he is an elite santa claus, not like me, he is elite, tall, he has his boots are the right size, he has a beard, height, height, he has everything, and we always celebrate the new year at the dacha, together, this means that we have fireworks at night, and in the morning pasha walks
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with the children through the forest to look for gifts from his grandfather. frost, they have such a fetish, the children, since they don’t drink, you know, they can get up in the morning, but pasha hasn’t gone to bed yet, so, and the gifts will come later, which means some year, we arrived, which means we arrived late, masha is still very little, which means i have a wife, which means she says we need to give pasha gifts for tomorrow, january 1 at 10 am, they went to bed at 6, you understand, we went to bed at 6 and... 8 am it opened the door means a stale face, the stale face of pasha, who says, give me gifts, he whines, hides them, you know, the children, the children then look for them, my wife , sleepily, opened her bag and gave a gift to mila and sonya, gave it, he left, went to whine,

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