russia is weaker militarily, it is weaker economically, it is weaker diplomatically. in addition, europe has freed itself from energy dependence.

ukraine through its active intervention. with all the attendant risks of a major war in europe. does scholz realize this? apparently? yes. in any case, today he spoke about the consensus among nato allies not to send their soldiers to ukraine. zelensky also did not receive consent to the supply of long-range taurus missiles in munich. representative china, answering a question about the conflict in ukraine, recalled the chinese approach, which implies, among other things, respect for the legitimate security interests of all countries. as for china's relations with russia, they are developing on the principles of non-alignment with blocs, non- confrontation and are not aimed against third countries, that is, they are built on the principles of normal relations between the two powers. several demonstrations for peace took place today in the center of munich against further arms supplies to ukraine. people demanded a ceasefire and an early start to negotiations. the participants of the conference of nato countries were named.

meanwhile, the united states is increasingly less enthusiastic about giving money to the kiev regime, so more and more of the burden falls on europe's hibernating economy. this was stated today by hungarian prime minister viktor orbán in his annual message on budapest’s policy priorities.

details from kirill brainin. still unfamiliar with the details of the upcoming vote, then they come to you. who's there? precinct election commission. election commission employees will definitely introduce themselves, show their badges, check the data and tell you about all the ways to cast your vote in the presidential election. you can vote at home, if there is such a need to submit an application, come to our polling station, or if you are leaving, you can give a statement about refreshment. well, i 'll come to the station. so outside. this is yakutia. the inform week project launched today across the country. until march 7, thousands of representatives of election commissions will visit apartments and houses, delivering information personally. it's one thing - a leaflet in the mailbox is quite another when you can ask a question here now. tell me, please, if, for example, your grandmother is bedridden, where should you go? you can submit your application to the local election commission. members of the precinct commission will come to you. on any

day on any convenient day for voting on march 15, 16, 17, and in general there are important nuances depending on the chosen voting method; faster, everything is electronic, electronic and through. services, i would like you to inform you that you can apply there only until march 11, there will be a deadline for receiving, submitting applications, electronic voting will be available in 28 regions, however, the paper version, of course, has not been canceled, here door-to-door visits help to get up-to-date data, our site has moved from one school to another school, that is, we had school number 4, now at the moment 2776 is located at vladimirskaya street , house 4, school.

go well with live communication, and his, here are my documents. in general, technology no matter what anyone says, you can’t replace it. the experience of bypasses has already been made during regional campaigns, and is now spreading throughout the country. it is easy to recognize commission representatives. white capes or jackets with election symbols, stamped documents are required. from this day on, in every yard. and entrance, but if the task of the central election commission is to explain procedural issues to citizens, then the participants in the race in the remaining incomplete month need to convey their position to the maximum number of voters. co-chairman of vladimir putin's election headquarters, artyom zhogo today in arkhangelsk, in the regional office he met with local volunteers, with those

who help soldiers on the front line in donbass. guard colonel zhogo knows from personal experience how important such support is. i received such parcels, especially from children, letters with wishes. home, soldier, we love you, in clumsy handwriting, such a drawing, well, there are three, third, fifth grade there, well , it’s quite pleasing, sometimes you even know, you look at the guys, they secretly remove a tear and introduce who represents, how did he come home, who represents his a child whom he had not seen for a long time, so this is very necessary, very important, the ldpr leader caught his potential voters at the foot of the mountain, downhill skating competitions were held in moscow. today sport proves that we are all together, we have a common view on our great future, on the future of humanity, on our talented youth, on our unique international sport.

candidate from the party new people in samara today, vladislav davankov’s program pays a lot of attention to the development of tourism, including active. growth potential. domestic tourism in russia is huge; analysts’ calculations suggest that from 5 to 10% the growth of gross domestic product can be achieved if there is infrastructure in the regions. it’s already less than a month before the start of voting, here are the latest polls by sociologists, tsom and fom published a study. when asked whether you would take part in the elections, 77% of respondents in tseoma answered positively, 63% said they would definitely vote and 14%. more likely. thomas has a total of 83% positive responses. 57 are definitely going to make your choice, and 26, most likely, and most likely. as for the candidates, the majority of survey participants give their preference to self-nominated vladimir putin. according to data in tsoma - 79%, foma - 81%. next

, representatives of the uvtsaom parliamentary parties received 4% each: nikolai kharitonov from the communist party of the russian federation and vladislav davankov from the new people party. 2% leonid slutsky from the ldpr, foma has 3% kharitonov and slutsky 2% davankov. experts say that the statistical error of studies is about 2%, and this explains the different sequence of party candidates in second place. in any case , we will assess the accuracy of the forecasts after march 17, when the central election commission sums up the results. kirill brainin, ekaterina koryaka, pavel rudakov, pavel romanov and yuri yarchenko, channel one. today is 31 years old.

strategic perspective with an understanding of state interests. an example of this is the company’s participation in updating the development of northern arctic towns and villages. construction. unique bridges and railway line on the yamal peninsula, investments in the modernization of sections of the northern latitudinal course, it has already become a good tradition that gazprom actively and consistently implements socially significant projects, they are aimed at preserving the historical heritage of russia, supporting the education and culture of our young talents. gazprom's birthday was celebrated today. at the russia exhibition, its head alexey miller spoke about the company’s successes. the focus at

vdnkh is on cutting-edge research. the topics of the day at the forum of national achievements are science and universities, how the results of the work of scientists help make our lives better. and also on exhibitions today celebrated the twentieth anniversary of russian student teams. over the years , they have already united 6.5 million people. the history of student groups began back in soviet times; we arrived in moscow today for a festive concert. veterans of the movement from different countries. not only are our colleagues from russia here, our colleagues from kazakhstan, kyrgyzstan, belarus and armenia are here. it is important that everything significant and significant for the country and for countries does not take place without the participation of our students, our student construction teams. a at the yaroslavl station on the day of russian student groups. their representatives were presented with the banner of bam's fiftieth anniversary. this is how russian railways began to celebrate

the anniversary of the baikal-amur mainline. the transfer of the banner is a symbol , first of all, a symbol of the connection between generations, those who 50 years ago, from here, left for the construction of bam, with that generation, with new generations who are already participating in the construction of bam 2.0 today, and i am sure that. this banner will inspire many, many thousands more students who will come in the coming decades to continue construction on the eastern range. all life under the heading is secret. today is the 100th anniversary of the birth of the legendary soviet intelligence officer illegal gevork vartanyan. this is he, one of those who prevented the assassination attempt on stalin, roosevelt and churchill in tehran. bartonyan is a true legend, and most of the details are still there. and his services are a state secret, and what’s more, his real name became known only in 2000, about a man

of incredible character and destiny, alexander lyakin. i believe that what you have done is amazing. i want to thank you again for saving stalin, roosevelt, and especially churchill, my grandfather. soviet intelligence officer gevorg vartanyan became a legend when no one knew his name. in 1980 , the film was released. 43 about how the soviet special services prevented an assassination attempt on the three leaders of the anti-hitler coalition, one of the participants in that operation was nineteen-year-old gevorg. sir winston churchey was born on november 30th. this means that on the evening of november 30, the three leaders will gather at the british embassy at the festive table. in the film there is little resemblance to the real work of an illegal intelligence officer, as vartanyan said, they shoot too much. i must say that the intelligence officer is illegal. in any case, i don’t know anyone who used weapons, but vartanyan liked the picture as a whole, especially

the music and actors, along with the stars of soviet cinema; allen delon, who in those years was at the zenith of his fame, also shone on the screen. there is at least one reliable episode in the film: the german saboteurs, supervised by ottos karzeny, really wanted to get close to stalin, roosevelt and churchill wanted to get into the british embassy through the dungeons, through the water canal, on their birthday. began to act openly, all sorts of provocations and murders of iranians who

sympathized with the soviet union became more frequent. he was already 19 years old, and gevorg, on instructions from the center, recruited a small team of guys who were engaged in external surveillance; few people paid attention to the teenager with bicycles; this, as they called themselves, the flying cavalry, helped neutralize up to 400 german agents, among whom there were those who was preparing an assassination attempt. such a scout, a very strong, very productive leader who stayed there, and imagine, it was very cool to catch him just before the conference. among the young scouts was vartanyan’s future wife guar. they returned to the soviet union in 1951 , after studying at the institute of foreign languages , they again went abroad to work illegally. japan, switzerland, italy, africa, they visited all continents briefly, returning to the soviet union. when they returned for some short gap, but they spoke with an accent,

it was very difficult to formulate a thought, because they got used to the image so much. theirs, it was not a legend, it was their real life. for the sake of illegal work, they changed their names several times and got married three times. in 1968, the head of the kgb, yuri andropov, read one of vartanyan’s reports and ordered him to be promoted to military rank. and then it turned out that the scout had no shoulder straps at all. so he immediately became captain. even the personnel department did not know his real name. he and his wife passed as ani and anita. in 1984, agent henri became a soviet hero.

vladimir putin noted that this event, as always, will be held at a high level and will enrich the cultural life of our country. the participants are the stars of the stage. report by lyubov filippova. gujen is an ancient musical instrument from china. duxun tells us how to make it sound special. she has plectrums, small plates, attached to her fingers. you are like a cat. how beautiful it would seem, i’m seeing this instrument for the first time, and duxun has been playing it since he was four years old and knows all the subtleties, when we play, we must maintain the shape of the hand, which seems to be holding an egg, and the left hand is used to complement the sound, for example, to create vibration, it gives a special charm,

the stage of the winter theater in sochi goodzhen sounds along with a symphony orchestra and such unexpected there are still many combinations: the seventeenth winter international arts festival started here, spectators came from everywhere, how long did the journey take? eight by train, 8 hours is nothing, i’m from khabarovsk, can you imagine, the mascot of the festival is the play “don’t leave your planet with konstantin khabensky, he plays all the roles himself.” fantasy on the theme of the little prince exopery, the audience also becomes participants. musical accompaniment from the ensemble of moscow soloists, the scenery is minimal and this gives free rein to the imagination, for example, a wrench, for a while, becomes a flower, and vellel becomes a red fox, the sand of the stage is either a sugar desert or the soil in which

the little prince’s beloved has sprouted, rose, the surface of the planets on which other characters live productions. by the way, the musicians are literally sitting in pairs.

the texts and voices are gorgeous, they presented the entire depth of our soul, the russian soul, in romances, in songs, jazz and ethnic music, dramatic performances and choral performances, concerts are held simultaneously at several venues, a grandiose art festival in sochi will last until february 25. lyubov filipova, ivan pokhomov, larisa nikitina, natalya lyublinskaya, sochi channel one. and the ice melts from the audience’s emotions and skill.

competitions among girls sports pairs, broadcast starts on channel 1 at 15:45, don’t miss, and also all the rentals on our website 1tv.ru. greetings, dear friends, this is a podcast of jokes, we are on channel one, i’m vadim golygin, and today he’s happy to spend time with me.

you tell the jokes you want, you understand, when you come to you, you agree, yes, here we are, as it were, i came to you, you came to me, in short, we sit together and tell stories, look, the men are sitting in the bathhouse, that means , steaming, drinking beer, noise, din, fun , everything there, you know, like that, suddenly, one phone rings, picks up, yes, in the bathhouse, drinking beer, fur coat new one, right? there is a fur coat, but it’s actually a new one, okay, you know where the money is, yes, well, take as much as you need and grab the show, put it further, again he takes

it, yes, in the bathhouse, in the bathhouse, we drink beer, a car, well you have a car, and a new one is brand new, well, you know where the money is, well, take as much as you need and it’s forward. once the phone rings again, he says guys, damn, whose phone number, i hesitated to answer the calls, good, yes, listen, well, i can’t help but tell you this joke, especially since it ’s decent, the dude works as a conductor in train, dissatisfied with his work, well, he goes on these flights, he has some kind of flight, and sits drunk in the compartment yelling all night. he comes up and says: forgive me, please, people are complaining, well, you don’t have to shout, you’re drunk, we need to maintain order, please, this is the second

time he comes to him, he says, listen, i told you, don’t yell, he says, so what? well, you took him into hatred and threw him out of the train, he fell to death in court, he was awarded the electric chair, he comes, that means, well, they hooked him up, he sits down, they they say it’s all the last wish , the electric table turns on, chick, it doesn’t work , something is some kind of bullshit, it needs to be done a second time, chick, it doesn’t work, but according to the law, the third time they let him go, they let him go, he comes back and gets a job as a conductor, he works conductor, very dissatisfied with his work , he works, a woman’s baby is crying all night , he comes up and says: woman, please, i beg you, honestly, well, people are complaining, the baby is crying, you can calm him down, give him the breast, don’t i know, feed her, as i can, he’s crying, crying, he says, please, woman, i’m asking you, and so all night long, in the end he can’t stand it, hits her on the head, she falls, her blood vessel bursts, she dies, court , electric table, he comes again, sits down, these come , so he’s looking,

they say, is it you again? well, okay, he sits down, the last wish, that’s it, chick, it doesn’t work, chick, it doesn’t work, on the third, that means right away , he lets go again, he gets settled with the guide again, the same, the same bullshit, he’s dissatisfied with his, not he has put the squeeze on his profession, he is dissatisfied, dissatisfied with his work, everything seems to be fine, but he, it means, is disabled, walks along the corridor , gets stuck, cannot give way, so he says, please, man, come through, here people need to go brush their teeth in the morning, he says, now i can’t. he says: yes, please, pushes him, then falls on the pin , dies in court, electric, these, which means they turn on electric words, sees him and says: it’s you, tell me the secret, during this time we sent to the next world 1.10 people, you’re coming to us for the third time, what’s the point, you understand, i’m a bad pro...

in terms of length, yes, but here it’s very , it’s a very funny joke, and you like short jokes, short ones, i brought you one too, a maniac goes with a girl into the forest at night, she says, something is scary here, he says it ’s scary , i have to go home alone, you reminded me about a rather scary country house, and the girl comes to her dad and

says: dad, dad, “can you imagine, the maid said that there is a ghost in this house, he says, let’s quickly get together there like we're going to leave, he says, why so quickly, we don't have a maid, we don't have maids, yes, and also about this : the holidays are short, the dog comes to the post office, which means he filled out a telegram, brings it there, which means the postal worker looked and said, you have nine times here. written, he says , yes, yes, everything is correct, he says, but you can absolutely free, well, the tenth here, well , add it, he says, no, no, no, what are you saying, this will completely change the meaning of the telegram, no, in short anecdotes, of course, there is uh, such a charm, charm, irresistible trick, yes, yes, i, i remember, you know, from the soviet from time to time these short jokes, doctor, my head is spinning, but i see, i see, yes, yes,

doctor me. a man also comes to the doctor and says: you know, i don’t know what the reason is, but people turn away from me, so i noticed that i’m losing friends, somehow they stop calling, before they invited me somewhere, now it’s like well, there are very few calls, well, it’s just as if one of them stopped communicating, what is the reason, i can’t understand, i just... analyzed, thought, searched for this reason, but i can’t find why from me people turn away, maybe you can help me, you fat old freak, and i remembered that i was kidding, i was at the amur autumn festival, blagoveshchensk, theater festival, cinema festival, we were taken to the city of belogorsk, it ’s on the border with china, well, blagoveshchensk it’s also there, yes , well, belogorsk in general is like that, china

, that’s right... and we arrived there, we were greeted by a military band, what an amazing city, amazing, and on the other side it’s chinese, on the other side it’s chinese, yes, amazing city, the performance was great, that’s all, and somehow we played well, and the administrator, somehow we played well, surprisingly surprisingly, and the local administrator, for some reason she kept playing that she was a little bit, well, she was like...

i would like to take a walk with you about the dinner menu, what will you have for dinner? but i eat what they give me, and that’s understandable. what's on the menu? i think, i think, here you are, really, you are an inflexible woman, i remembered this meme on the internet, when about greta thunberg, when he says: stop killing villagers for fur coats, yes, yes, no, stop, don’t eat berries, they make delicious wine and even cognac , well, he has some of these, but that’s all, you know, someone said that now she’s already, well, look how long thunberg has been, she’s completely .

knowing half of the tv viewers , on the contrary, they are still interested in some stories that could ultimately become an anecdote, i don’t remember whether i told you this or not, but on new year’s eve the actor begins to feel a little sick in the pit of his stomach, he is waiting for a good fee , well , it comes suddenly, you know, happiness is a friend, i had a year when no one called, and that was a long time ago, but there had to be a year. i remember, they even gave me a money tree as a wedding gift, you know, and i, i was counting, you were already thinking there, i was counting and no one was scrooge mcduck, course madak dive and yes a coin, i’m sitting here, no one is calling and thinking, well, probably the suit

is ironed my wife is hanging in vain, suddenly, like, you know, magic, hello, mikhail, yes, my name is zhanna, they told me that you are hosting the event, i say, of course, you can come? i say yes, i say when? she says: now, i say, how now? well, two hours later, 905, closed club, address, taxi, i say: how much? she says: can you tell me how much? here you woke up, the pretzel fell off, they called the donut, donut, that means right there , that means it’s a holiday, it’s an immediate mood, it’s me right away, i’m cool, i’m the best, i’m coming. there is a metal door there, so i enter with a tuxedo, a metal detector, come in, seriously, yes, a closed club, this zhanna meets me, who says: “mikhail, you are not believe it, you won’t believe how

much they helped us out, mikhail, mikhail, here’s your fee, mikhail, thank you, i shoved it, drove it on my own, i didn’t do anything, i didn’t do anything, but zhanna is like that.” there are a lot of artists, you start the evening, announce , a list of 30 artists comes to me, i understand that according to the timeline, according to the timing, there is nothing to do, well , there is no time to chat, such a cutlet arrived to me, you know, there is nothing to do, i go in, i say, this... oh great, coffee machine, great, can i have some cognac, they pour me a little cognac for the mood, that means i, i understand, life is getting better, the money tree, the money tree is already bearing fruit, and she says, please come in, mikhail, i think, well, i’ll come out

somehow beautifully, after all, i’m an artist, so i fly off the stage and say : good evening, dear friends, good evening, and there are three people sitting there, one two under numbers three in chairs, that’s how you and i are. i understand that i’m not saying something funny , i turn backstage, and the beautiful alena apina is standing , showing me, time, time, time, yes, of course, dear friends, and the first luxurious woman,

beauty, singer, alena apina greets you, she starts singing, the kaleidoscope is moving, the car, the flywheel is running, everything is already working, these are sitting with one facial expression, which means they are sitting, they are watching, people are changing. walks around , smiles at me, says, you told me again 80 times that you helped me out, then it comes, naturally there must be, there must be an event in history, a turning point, yes, well, of course, everyone is waiting for the gun hanging on the wall. who for some reason has lost her smile and love for me and says: mikhail, they sang the hi-fi quickly, sir didn’t arrive, go where, she says, there, there, i say how much time i have, well , it’s 30 minutes to go, 30 minutes, i don’t have, like you, that means, prepared stitches, i

have something, theatrical roles, i come out and say, we continue our concert, i try to speak slowly to stall for time , dears, i think, i think you liked it, and it’s all just like that, netski, he’s sitting, he’s still sitting, well, we’ve already had a little drink, but the red netski is sitting, then i remember that i am rehearsing a performance at this moment, the players of nikolai vasilyovich gogol are playing there, singing there funny song, i say, do you like theater friends? my, do you like the theater? you know, i'm now rehearsing google , players, you've probably read, our director came up with a song that i want to perform for you, you can stand up, no, yes, of course you can, what are you asking me, i and i understand that - if i now i won’t waste time, they’ll take my money and kill me somewhere in the borotn, so i have to work, i look at them, i’m like, songs, performances, players on... to the river one day i went, teasingly, teasingly , the weather is wonderful

was, tirib, tereb, tereb and began to undress, when suddenly the bushes parted, and you appeared from the bushes, and these, i think, well, that’s it, trendy, we need to do something, i’ve been tirlim-tirim all day, tirlim-tirim for us not laziness, tirlim-tirim tal of the night, there’s absolutely no urine, tirlim-tirim, my god, tirlim,

work, he took pity on me, no, it’s understandable, that’s it, eat, once in my life i worked as santa claus , once, it was my fiasco, and you after that, this, this, as they say, was an event for life, you are more, ninety-five years old, second gites course, i worked part-time as a voice-over artist, there was no filming, no movies were made, stepukha was 200 rubles, and naturally, everyone worked for santa claus on new year’s eve, we had an elite one. santa claus on the course, who earned a lot of money, the owner of the voice,

the owner of the height, most importantly the voice, this owner of the height and voice, called me once and said, i don’t have time, i have six kindergartens in parallel, could you work, and i ’ve never been friends with santa clauses at all, and so i started flipping through the pages, leafing through this literature, you know, these competitions, we’ll go left, one two three, we’ll go right, tamara petrovna, the head of the kindergarten, i say, and i have a suit, he says, my suit is there, you can do it all, i arrive at 9 a.m. creepy. clamped in a terrible clamp , nothing is clear how to do, that’s why

there is a sad kindergarten, in the morning, you know, the kindergarten is a sad color, sad children are taken there, and i am santa claus, i am a student of the second sad children are led, and i and i mean, i don’t want to, go see santa claus, they told you, i walk in and am greeted by a very unfriendly person the manager, very unfriendly, and yes , mikhail called me, alexander, so she was counting on alexander, alexander, here he came, you know? sanchu pantsu, i say: where are the things? here's sanchu-panzu, that's where the bag lies, and treacherous army boots sticking out of it, like those from a captain's play. my daughter and i understand that i won’t put them on, well, i just won’t put them on, because they will be too small for you, but i start, i put these wolf skates on, well, wait, ugh, then i

get them, find them, go further, next i take out, imagine, you will see this, blue a fur coat, a blue fur coat, right here with betrayal. such a leopard , you know, so white, there are some torn sequins, just a dark fur coat, without a belt, the owner of the bathhouse, i’m in the bag, and there’s a red cap, a blue fur coat, imagine, boots that just, a man couldn’t, here i’m like this, i couldn’t walk in them like this, so i think, no, no, no, i need these 50 dollars, i need them, i need them now, i can do it, yes i can do it, i’m the best, i think, what should i do? i open it and take out such a lump - a scalp, which means a mustache, a beard, eyebrows, mustache, beard are all glued together, everything is glued together and not after and it stinks of another person , it smells, that means, and from the red hat, here is the hair, it’s a little yellowish, artificial, that is, it has been working for several years, well, that is, it’s just a film something,

you know, it's just a film something from a blockbuster of some kind, santa claus is a killer, you know, in a leopard. i tell her: you have lipstick, she gave me the lipstick, she was dissatisfied, seeing that i was a loser, that means i, here’s santa claus, how’s his red nose? she says: what is your program? i say i have a vast come on, let them wake me up, as if grandpa was tired, okay, so you sit down, sleep under the tree, i’ll have children. i mean, i squat down like this and pretend that i’m sleeping with a bag of gifts, the door opens, these mean 3-4 year old girls come in and believe that i’m santa claus in a blue fur coat, with a red cap, with a red cap, with yellow hair , with people like that, they believe

, you know, she stands there looking at me with the children from below, and tells them, well, you’ll wake up, wake up grandpa. and then there is some boy it fits so then i understand that something needs to be done, or i will run away from here now without money, i say: hello, children, i was flying to you on a rocket, eyes, there is such a girl standing there, looking at me and doing this, oh, it didn’t work out, oh, he saw my face, he woke up, why did we wake him up? then i say: well , let's go around, that means we did a round dance, sang christmas trees, i 'm in what, everything is flowing down my back, that means my beard smells like a different person, i understand , there are no fingers, the fingers are already like this, i tell her where gifts, where are the gifts, she told me

she says, now, and i’m playing with them , i’m playing like this, somehow they already believed a little bit, i’m tara... i’m doing something, suddenly she opens the door, it’s the manager and he says to me: mikhail, can i you? that is, everything was completely broken for the children, i say, what are you doing, what are you doing, i’m santa claus, what michael, yes, i sent it, she gave me, that means, identical sets, i told everyone, they prepared the elements, i then sat , it means that everything was already falling off for me, i had already taken off my boots, i had already taken off my boots. give me the money, she gave it to me anyway, she said, well, of course, we we were expecting a more intense program, mikhail, i came out and said, never again, never, never, i

understand this, my.