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the economy as a whole, and industry in the first place, cannot do without the tools that we call information technology; you probably have experience.
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work both before the bologna system, which was adopted, and after, well, using my own example, i’ll say that we generally had a special festeha system, and that’s why, when i hear all the modern names of the bachelor’s degree and master’s degree, i still i have been confusing them for a while, to be honest, because we had such a system, we completed a university course in 3 years, then we 3 worked for years at the institutes of the academy of sciences, i personally had an institute for problems of mechanics in the south-west of the university, so we worked there for 2 years, and we got half-time, even, yes, these are experimenters or theorists, sixth year, we wrote a thesis, and it was a full-fledged scientific work, i defended my dissertation on the basis of my diploma, so what do you think about the system - the one that exists now and which we are going to abandon as russia, what then are we returning to? the bologna system is not 4 +2, this is not the most important thing, but what is the most important characteristic? the main feature is measuring
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the level of knowledge that you have received, the amount of knowledge that you have received, that is, not just in the learning process, yes, for each subject there are so-called credit units in different countries, they can be called differently, but any the person who opens the diploma will see the name, disciplines and numbers, he basically understands the level, that is, it is a single coordinate system that is understandable to everyone.
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how many students study at vmc now also 4+2 at vmc studies 4 + 2 not like everywhere else no uh at moscow university, not all faculties switched to a two-level course, say, the faculty of mechanics and mathematics did not switch there for five six years, 6 years yes, but starting from the twentieth year, from the twentieth year we decided to return into continuing education, that is... in this case it
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’s called a specialty, we are developing it, we have now progressed quite far along this path, well, it is quite a difficult path, but it is the right one. this break in education does not allow us to prepare those specialists who are able to engage in science, and engineering, and practice, and practice, that is, it turns out that the key to success is we restore the continuity of education for even five, or better yet 6 years, leaving a system for assessing the level of knowledge according to that common unified system. coordinates, which is accepted all over the world, right? yes, it seems to me that this is an ideal option, and the number of years depends on the specialty, i remind you that in the soviet union, not only a five-year education, there was also a six-year education, doctors still study for 7 years, now too, people in creative professions had 4 years,
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so the number of years needs to be determined, their specialties, okay, let’s do this, here’s our entire audience, you know, everyone wants to know, that’s good, now you ’re telling us everything so well, let’s say... we we have there, we have smart kids who will go there, what kind of competition is it now ? my time when i i entered, and this was the seventy-first year, the numbers were generally off the charts, now on vk there are about five people in place, well, this is a very good competition, i think you should be proud. of course much more, but now a person, no, this is pride, that is, i thought now you would say 2-3, 5 - this is already a real success, no, no, not like that, and this despite the fact that we stand out among other faculties of universities, universities of our profile, in that we require four
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eg results, that is, russian, mathematics, computer science and
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, so to speak, original mathematics on the basis of well-known fundamental ones, is that it began to mathematically accurately operate with such concepts as similarity, precedent, consequence, but mathematically these are already elements of actually artificial
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intelligence, which is why this terminology began to be used, human artificial intelligence, although it is based on normal mathematical disciplines, linear algebra, and probably theory.
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see what they actually asked for, because they asked to take control, so that it does not become a story and does not develop within the framework of any particular one. when asimov wrote his three laws of work technology in the sixties, in my opinion, yes, i
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don’t remember exactly the year, but even then humanity was preoccupied with, well, let’s say, its best minds, what could threaten and how the development of artificial intelligence could be brought under control, that is, you think that all these processes are absolutely controllable and , firstly, i believe that they have nothing to do with the human intellect, all these processes, while it may be at... that level uh development, pace of development, computing capacity, in the end, if you want, uh, how many more decades will probably not be related to artificial intelligence, i think never, like this, yes, why, mikhail, here, the brain is so unique are emotions and, let’s say, incalculable emotional components so important to a person that it is impossible to repeat? well, firstly, we still need to talk not about the brain, or at least, not only about the brain, but about the person as a whole, everything is based on some kind of
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physical, well, in the general case, process, but before until now, people have not even come close to understanding how the brain works, these are the same physiologists, neurophysiologists, who are aware of this, yes, we see something, but we are infinitely far away, it seems to me, from understanding how it works, i agree with you, mathematics, i can only note here that pay attention to how quickly they were collapsed . i really love such answers, this is the answer to the topic with unmanned vehicles, and all over the world, here in russia, development of course continues, but no less, as soon as the hot topic went away, simpler tasks began decide there like agricultural machinery, and there are combines , we have a pilot company in russia that deals with this, trams, electric trains and so on, that is
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, where it is easier to arrange - automation of agricultural production is not only combines, these are sensors on the trunks trees, which, by the movement of juices , determine the required amount of moisture, fertilizers, and so on, and this is really a huge benefit, there is 2-3% efficiency when floating, complex, so to speak, alloys, this is also a colossal benefit if you use methods that we call artificial, what else are the innovations that we now have in russia, the control of drones, technologies to speak out about road transport, it has always been strange to me, it is much more effective, it seems to me, not to give human qualities to a car and make it ...
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85 of them are the highest and most significant bungee platforms around the world, i am a seven-time record holder of the russian book of records for bungee jumping, an expert in the russian book of records. record holder of the book of records guinness three-time world record holder. mikhail, bravo, and the only person in the world who, jumping from a height of 200 m, at a speed of 200 km/h, paints with acrylic paints on canvas in 5 seconds. did your women admire your successes and your achievements? unfortunately, i started playing sports very late, in general. i
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had two marriages before this. the first time, that means i got married, well... all the people came from the army in soviet times, another six months of relationship, a child was born in our family, you are the groom, you want to go to this stylish fashion store, it’s yours business, but then excuse me, be so kind , take out accident insurance for several million, i don’t need a kept woman, i’ll tell you right away what part of your salary goes to this tadrag, well, half 50%, today i brought you samosa and cake , which is all night. unlike mikhail, i loved sports since school, i jumped with a parachute, plus i was very interested in field shooting, participated in the university and generally love everything connected with extreme sports, rich surprise mikhail, the relationship between
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a man and a woman is like the steps of a ladder leading up let's go through this. way and let's see what awaits us at the top , let's, oh, i'm afraid of heights, how can i get there, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, god, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, injury, no , well, you came up with it, larisa, no, no, i have a track, an arm, a shoulder, yes, my shoulder is just broken, after, yes, yes, yes, it’s impossible, it’s impossible. here they are extreme people, here they are extreme people, he in general, and there were photographs of exactly him jumping from this, yes that’s it, then you help, get in, you’re the future wife, you came up with this, get it in the family so, listen, mikhail, let's hold it, and larisa climbed up, his arm is broken, guys,
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come on, hold it, i'll hold it, i'll help, i 'll help. quiet, quiet, quiet , you, you hold it over the mattress, you hear it, i hold it, oh, well , so that it hangs over the mattress, well , we’ll handle everything, well, this is an act, i’ll tell you guys, with a broken shoulder, larisa, he... and he’s jumping with a broken shoulder, well, the next step is yours, okay, thank you, you were both surprised, larisa, take the bouquet and go to your room, it’s an interesting surprise, but this is that woman, she and where to get the horse, in a fire, yes, and how long have you known mikhail,
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because you are young, i see, you are about five years old, and we met, i am also the russian record holder for the bar, the exercise is like this... and you are also a record holder, right? i’m not in the russian book of records, but i have a record of 4 hours on nails, mikhail and i met, he’s still standing on nails, yes, he’s standing on nails, with this bar everyone is jumping from the bar, well done, from i just respect you, you are great, first i of course, i didn’t expect that he said that he wouldn’t climb, but then he pulled himself together and did a great job, and i helped him, well, in principle, as i should. don’t not ask this question, you had a son, yes , whatever you want to say and you won’t, but i can’t , it happened to you, well, he died, it happened for 33 years, the kingdom of heaven, somehow i didn’t want to come to this, it happened , unfortunately, it happens
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. how do you like it, larisa? nothing, cheerful, cheerful, we don’t know what we didn’t like, even when she already saw that you grabbed your shoulder, yeah, she saw that it hurts you, she saw that you were embarrassed , she saw that this was a huge job for you, and don’t understand what, she could either stop this surprise, or she could say, yes, i myself, that is, she is so desperate to get a bouquet, or she said, that’s enough for me, larisa now says: go up the stairs, i thought i could cope quite well without help, so i concluded for myself, i’m against this,
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you know, a man can get sick, he can lose all his money, fall into depression, but when you are going into a long-term relationship as a couple, and you must share this too, and you also know what i will say, when i was hired, i have been working in this place for 26 years, this is where i now work as a manager, the conversation was like this: we will build you a departmental house, but so that you can live you’re only here in the village, that’s why i don’t buy an apartment or anything, but i have a wonderful apartment in the city of sochi, in the center, luxurious, so i went at any time, that is, i’ve been retired for 10 years, i’m just working, because i'm active, no, no, no, i understand that you are not poor, i think that he i need a woman, it seems to me, close to him in age, but... calm, not as active as him, because two such active people can, like two pluses or two
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minuses, repel each other. mindelson, it seems to me that larisa mikhail is not suitable. well, i have that feeling too, especially after the surprise. it seems that these two life ladders in this surprise are a very good illustration. these stairs run parallel, but... do not intersect, this is a crazy chamber, just my dear, my beloved, top ten, you see, meet the second bride. good afternoon, my name is victoria , i am your victory, and this is my cat caesar, oh, how wonderful, i came to meet you, let me help you,
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see you off, how nice, victoria is 58 years old, she used to sell bags and breed cats, has recently become an astropsychologist, lives in the city of solovat, enjoys belly dancing, body flexing and karate. dreams of mastering the technique of therapeutic fasting, admits that she has revealed the secrets of beauty and youth, beloved victoria called her cleopatra, and she considered him her obliging slave, hoping that mikhail would match her. what kind of beauty is this on your hands? this is my kut, tveslaukh and caesar, and he cannot live without me, he was born in the year of the monkey, and i was born in the year of the snake, we have complete harmony.
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bad, so that it is straight and so? you know, i tell you, what did that man do to you ? i love all men. “i had a very good man, well, i’m just in love with him, but he’s a cypriot, well , i didn’t fall in love, who took you to his place , took you there and looked after me for 3 years, walked in moscow, walked in cyprus , bought a three-bedroom apartment to live in cyprus, in your name, well, i bought it, i don’t know, you know, i didn’t know the language, he brought me, sign the documents, i signed everything, it seems to me,
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bride victoria." a tall, handsome foreigner, looks like abraham russo, but only young, not like now in such a cashmere coat with such a brown purse, and i was like that, i really liked him, he took my phone, flew to cyprus , then he called me and called me, but i didn’t know the language, he’ll call and say, well something about beautiful eyes, hello, hello, i don’t know, i don’t know the translation, hangs up, once again after. call, he took the translator and the translator calls, says: i am a translator, this was andres, and this translator was pampas, and he tells me:
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“andres is married, he has two children.” but i’m not married and i want to meet a woman with whom i have a serious relationship, that is, i met on the phone, and i didn’t see his appearance, even from her youth she was looking for benefits, she wasn’t looking for feelings, so you come to cyprus, no, he flew to the hotel at vdnkh with this, like on tour, and i came to meet him, i didn’t see him, that andres was handsome, but this one... when he came in, when i saw him, small, plump with a beard, i was so shocked, well, i came star, he says: you are cleopatra, afrodayts , you are catherine, tsarina, he saw me, and i looked at him, i said, and you, the devil, i said, well, the devil, well, he scared me so much with this look, he he took the dictionary and said, i’ll go translate, where is it, what is the word devil, i
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say, don’t look, you won’t find it, everything must match. do, i simply had no choice, since this man is mine, i married my son, the director of the mine, i arrived, i studied in moscow for 4 years, he tore up my diploma and said, there is no need to work, i have never worked, he told me he just didn’t give it, he was jealous everywhere , and he threw money at me in bundles, and after that, when he found another girl and gave birth to a child in the country, i was left without money, i’m not used to doing anything, and i just had to
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buy a bag for the nineties 200. her fate turned out exactly this way, but for her appearance is quite pleasant, so i ’m not surprised that this is the case, but these are the events that he told her, stay at home, don’t work, i didn’t know how to do anything, nothing, that ’s what he taught me, well, in general, that’s why you went to cyprus to see yours, when i looked at this cypriot, i think i’ve never looked at you in my life. i’ll never fall in love, but after that one time he gave me perfume, my favorite, he takes out the perfume and says, i’m good, i say, what ’s good about you, what’s good about you, he says : i’m good, and he says to me: i'm filming hotel, let's live together, i say, no , come on, you're on the first, and i'm on the ninth, he says: okay, okay, yes, then, that means i quickly went off the road for a swim, and i
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leave bath and he immediately comes in. “i’m okay, i didn’t even have time to look back, and he already fell in love with me, and he surprised you with this, olya is a well-mannered, decent queen, she doesn’t change her life principle, she lives with her feelings and soul, i understood one thing, he’s good , as a man, he has money, i need a daughter, i needed to raise my daughter, he he said, i’m in oxford in england, that’s it.” he said, he’s a philologist, friends, all doctors, speaks russian, translator, well , of course, here you are, i went to cyprus, took my daughter and we left with him to a beautiful apartment, why couldn’t i stand it, didn’t fall in love with a french woman, no, 3 years, i rushed at first, i almost got married, yes, i agree, get married, that’s it, he says, let’s wait a year, let me courtship , then we, well, that’s normal, he’s european, yes, yes, yes, he looked closely, there are a lot of
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women there, and he was done, i didn’t do anything, i had three cans i saved up foreign money in 3 years, as a result he says to me: let’s get married, but why didn’t i get married, maybe i even got married, he says: victoria, i courted you for 3 years, now there will be savings in everything, you will do the laundry yourself , to clean up myself, and i sat down and thought, lord, a worthy cypriot, he gave fur coats, gave diamonds, but he was not in
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love with her. i sincerely fell in love with my heart, and why did he then tell her that if you get married, you won’t have any housekeepers, you’ll cook yourself, well, yes, there ’s some kind of inconsistency here, really. maybe he doesn’t say something, i tell him , let’s buy, let’s go to the greenhouse and buy many, many flowers, he yes, he, we went to the organgerie, we arrived, he bought a car full of flowers, i say, let’s go to where aphrodite came out from sea foam, and i tell him , count 10 steps, he is ene, tresara, penda, he is in greek, i also learned greek in 3 years, count, i say, 10 steps, stand there, and i will be here since cleopatra ask for love. and he says: i am love, i am love, victoria, i am love, i say, no, you only friend, my friend, cypriot, you are my friend , cypriot, he no, i am love, he wanted to get married so much, he wanted a son so much, he
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was so, well, yes, i don’t know what it was, i was 27 years old, i she threw them into the sea and asked, i walked around, that’s what she said, give me love, aphrodite, i want to love, i want russian, tall,
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these sales were falling apart, she tells me i was just in the nineties, still where to put the money, she says it’s not the same the money is what the father has and the money that is in his pocket go. he didn’t go anywhere in my room at all, you know , there were banks and, in short, he deposited the money
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and i didn’t grieve, no, i, well, i laid down , well done, i’m just here, as they say, whoever throws the first stone at you is the main envious one. i don’t even know what to tell you, honey, money is, well, in my opinion, it ’s just paper, a feeling in a relationship, well , no money can replace it, but here at victoria university , money, money, money still comes first , you’re also a psycho, astro, astropsycho, astropsychologist, i’m an astrological psychologist, psychologist, astrological, okay, mendelssohn boy, please tell me, how is breeding cats maybe...
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it helps a lot with schologists, even in ancient times in mesopotamia , astrologers trained on cats before breeding people, my little piece of iron is my favorite, our groom
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obviously won’t choose this heroine, he’s already sitting, his face is distorted, tell me, huh? my zhuzha, who was born on november 12, suits me, and what is the year of birth of zhuzha?
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that’s it, i asked you, you lie down , i asked you for something else, you call, and you, and you, you are no victoria, you mean your victory, the cat will always be there, because she can’t live, she even bathes with the cat , that's right, no really, i don’t swim, okay, okay, don’t swim, okay, god bless him, that means you really eat, you only eat fresh food, and if you come across something stale, you take everything back to the store, well, i can take it to me the store is right here...
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i also wrote you two horoscopes, i wrote surprises for you on the rose, read to yourself, mikhail has already said that he doesn’t believe in astrology, and she is so immersed in astrology that it seems to me that their paths will never intersect at all. you will experience cheating friends, behind-the-scenes actions with cheating, ouch. and why are you yawning, it looks like you ’re being careful , but they’re hinting that i have a lot of envious rivals in my career, but you should be very careful about this in your sixteenth year, and in general it’s better for you to hatch your plans alone, so how you can easily be slandered and deceived, i probably don’t know, i don’t know who she relied on for 15 years, you
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will always strive for big money, you know, why do you have your whole garden in buried three-liter jars, but here you go you know, the sewer broke, it was covered with snow, i don’t know where, so i need to go check, it’s about the past, future and present, but she’s an astrologer, as if you understand, everything is clearly detailed, with feeling, with an arrangement, for me until the seventy-third year of my life larisa measured 20 today how old will i be then, that means now maybe only 73 years old, she ’s not here for you, the most important years of your life, seventy-third, no matter what, in 50 years it could be seventy-third in the sense of 73 years old , it will be 9 6 so well, half a hundred 50 i’m 62 now oh, i’m 119 years old, i’m just about to retire
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exactly, he’s just saying, if it were the happiest year of my life, why would larisa survive, but what is this? oh, how could i live to get married, i need to think about how to cancel it, oh, no, listen, i have a little peasant here, she’s this, well, you’re generous, that’s exactly in the year sixty-four. according to fate, a man will come, but how much will i have in sixty-four? so 73, where do you think?
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it's just a brain freeze, i agree 100%, let's see the surprise.
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foundations, this is not our girl, yeah, i agree, too, what do you say, mikhail, it’s cute, it seems like everything, well, there’s something insincere and something a lot, probably made up from a fairy tale, something that looks like it’s most likely
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like this, it seems to me that she’s very sincere, just like a child, she’s telling everything, i lit the lard. in flight, probably not, yes, i agree, meet the third bride, little trick.
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good afternoon, good, my name is olga, and i am a queen and i have come for my king. thank you, this is for you. olga, 61 years old, a top model from moscow, is proud of her victories in beauty contests, dreams of skydiving, taking a jeep safari, flying in wind tunnel she admits that she found her calling at the age of 58. hello girls, it’s not getting any easier from hour to hour,
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one bride, the other’s queen, proposed three times, what’s the matter, why didn’t he win your heart? well, it was just such a period of time after we met, when i was in a regime, i had three children in boutiques with designer clothes, and of course, well, i was torn, let’s say, between my main goal in life, but this is first of all children, family plus... business, well, her pomegranates are beautiful, i like them here very, well, such a royal look, yes, a royal look, maybe some other instinct of self-preservation, but it worked, because... well, my children were primarily born, and besides, there was only one born to you and two nephews, whom you
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you can erect a monument during your lifetime, all your sins will be forgiven, because well, this is an incredible human feat, why did the children stay with you? well, firstly, i myself am not a muscovite, let’s not say i’m from siberia, and i understood the difference in the standard of living of young people in sibersk. outback and in moscow, and for some reason i primarily, of course, i have wanted them for a long time in some way, even my sister and i, these are the children of my own eldest sister, and we discussed with her for a long time that when the girls grow up, they were still in school, it is imperative that they we went to study in moscow, because well, there is prospects here, here you can realize much more opportunities, it’s hard to raise even one or two children, after all, she is her daughter and...
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she has some kind of jealous attitude was absolutely to everyone around him male gender, and if someone came up to me, she started talking, and even more so if she directly grabbed me, cried and said, so as not to injure the child, don’t touch my mother, it seems to me that she’s just some kind of unloved, so i’m overloved, i don’t know anymore, now the cat and i don’t know what to do, what else we should eat, because we already ate everything and were loved and loved, but all the time all the years you felt like a royal, whom a man
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should serve, no, this normal, abnormal, serve, the word serve, me it seems not entirely appropriate, but somehow a man should pay attention to a woman, okay, no , that’s all for me, here is mikhail in front of you, you have a wonderful age difference, mikhail is in great shape, and i look at your body and am amazed, that at your age you can maintain your body this way. yes, i think 62 years old is too bold an outfit for this age, well, i wouldn’t do that...

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