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tv   Moi drug Zhvanetskii  1TV  March 7, 2024 12:00am-1:01am MSK

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next wednesday on the first. the big game is on air. primary elections took place in america; there was the so-called super tuesday, when primary elections took place in 15 states. in fourteen of these primaries, donald trump won. now i hear from our guest, special correspondent for the united states commerce, catherine moore, i hear that trump is already very close to gaining the number of deputies that he needs in order to have a guaranteed presidential nomination from the republican party. parties. ekaterina, thank you for finding this.
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this means that at the time of super tuesday, donald trump had 276 delegate votes, as of today, according to cbs forecasts, and he guaranteed himself to receive 770 delegate votes, respectively, this is more than a thousand, as he predicted, as the team predicted before super tuesday , and he came as close as possible to receiving the nomination, that is, to 1215 votes, which is exactly half the votes that are put up for the republican primaries, and as i understand it, the next primary elections will be in a week, next tuesday the 12th, and that is , maybe then... trump will get
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the required number of votes, right? yes, according to the forecasts of most experts, it is march 12, when donald trump will cement his right to receive nominations from the republican party. absolutely right. and what will happen to his main competitor nicky halley? as i understand it, she made some kind of statement today about her plans? yes, that's right, she announced the suspension of... her campaign, after today, after yesterday's victory of donald trump , it became futile to continue the campaign, but she did not directly support donald trump, saying that now the ball is in his court, and he will need to convince her voters that he is their president, well, such a bright company.
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who emphasize that, in general , she has achieved quite good results, and that this has given her a certain political capital, but in order for this political capital to remain and increase, at some stage she will still need to support trump, because otherwise many in the party would not forgive this, and it would be difficult for her to further achieve anything within the republican party.
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yes, you are absolutely right, she had controversial tactics and many republicans openly condemned the fact that she continued the race for the nomination, although it was already clear that this was futile, she very actively attacked donald trump, but yesterday's events showed that the republican party is the party of donald trump, and it either...
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what can now stop trump as candidate and prevent him from taking part in the presidential elections? i know that...
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that now there is practically nothing that concerns other options, well, i think, will stop donald trump from getting the nomination and entering the election race in the fight against joe biden, well, such things. i don’t know, only physical elimination can probably prevent him, i hope that this will not happen, he will be alive and well, by november he will come, he will come with his necessary votes, and we will watch an exciting presidential race, today, as far as i understand, on
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the latest public opinion questions, trump is ahead of biden, 48-45%, is this correct information? yes, absolutely true, according to most polls, if you look at national polls, the gap between joe biden and donald trump is in his favor about two to four points, but do not forget that there is still quite a lot of time before the real elections, everything can change, but analysts are paying attention to what joe biden now faces . very difficult problems to solve in such a short time he is unlikely to be able to, so now most analysts are inclined that if the situation does not change radically, then donald trump may well win the presidential
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race, you know, i completely agree with you with the analysts you mentioned, what to stop donald trump will be very, very difficult. but i, of course, proceed from the fact that he has drawn some conclusions from his previous political campaigns, that he has competent, experienced advisers, and i think that there will be no such terrible gags. ekaterina, thank you so much, we hope
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to see you on our air again soon. thank you. and now we have connections from st. petersburg, karin kneissl, the manager.
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this is a group of issues that need to be discussed, because it began not only in 22, if we go back to the past, that is...
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europe, but what is happening now in sweden and finland, and also austria, that is, they are pushing the european union in ninety-five , and as a teacher of international law, that is, he goes. neutrality, we are not only talking about
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economically, but about the general protection of the security of international norms, which changes in legal norms, that is , are changing, on a political scale there are changes, that is, austria is no longer neutral in political terms and... as i observed, such sentiments have been going on for two decades , and finland, sweden also leave their neutral positions, and austria comes in with its policy, and this is a very sad situation, and as a former minister, i always interpret our international policy.
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maybe in your previous program we we talked about the united states, which is now very involved in its elections...
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there is a question here, that is, there is hope and some expectations, and i can assume that these will be the initiatives that will be discussed, that is, the technical side of the dialogue between moscow and washington, and i say this as a european,
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it is probably not a very pleasant conclusion that for... serious dialogue, it lies through washington, and not through brussels, and unfortunately, this road through washington, at this stage it , it seems to me, is not very real, but we talked about american elections, we talked about trump’s approach, which differs from the approach of the current administration, so as
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they say, we’ll wait and see, karin, thank you so much and... we hope to see you on our air again soon, it was a great game, see you soon on air tomorrow, girls, girls. mothers, sisters, grandmothers, friends, sun, happiness, laughter, smiles , joy, success, i wish you to live hundreds of years, so that joy remains a companion forever, these are flowers, this is attention, this is care, these are smiles, what we essentially need , every day, a normal man who will give her happiness, it’s a pity that march 8th is only once
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a year, remember what made you happy, what warmed your soul and gave you wings, that’s it, do it and everything will be fine, i want to congratulate my wife, she today is your birthday, thank you, and 5 years of marriage , mom, happy march 8, i love you very much, let your men carry you in their arms, everything in your life will be wonderful, again we are near a familiar house in the very center of moscow, where lives the most... famous zhvanets kovet russia, oh, oh god, hello, from whom, hello , from me, hello, from the guys, hello, there ’s a lot more of you, in my opinion, they’ve multiplied, but not all of them are the same, you can come in, come in, come in,
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that's it, guys, you know everything, take everything, put everything in place. you will be the masters, oleg, where are you, i'm waiting for you, and tolya, i'm here, i'm coming, listen, let's start filming in the old place, like last time, near the fireplace, come on, well, let's start, wait, i need clothes fix it, what's the matter, how to turn on the camera, something right away... which is bad, yes, what needs to be done, nothing, nothing, sorry, woman, you excite me, i’ll leave now. for what? it’s almost like in odessa, this is pure odessa, it was necessary to write it down, we write it, of course, how do we write it? well done
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, well, well done, you understand, you need to write life, yes, what misha wrote, oh, life, life, the flesh of being, i once said in odessa in a company that misha is a genius of common sense, i insist on this, well... a banal word was ridiculed, not ridiculed, turned around, paradoxes, lies, falsehood, artificiality, appeared common sense, they ordered a coat for me with a collar, we took this coat from the studio , we wanted to forcefully return it to them, even to the point of muzzle, so that they could take this coat back for themselves, my figure is already unimportant, i can’t get on a tram wearing a coat, and the place is given up, they skip the queue and...
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everything tenth shows, we drank 250, looked at the clock, a normal clock, then the hands stopped, we were at 300, i looked at the clock, a luxury clock, when the ceiling in the apartment suddenly collapsed, we in general they charged under 350, and rightly so, they rented it out in the winter, they applied it in the fall, you can’t do it for everyone in the summer, it’s a normal apartment, again there were specialized sanatoriums, well , the food there is the kind of food they serve in cinema buffets in front of the shield and sword? but we had it with us, we got used to it in the ward, a boiler, a stove, pea concentrate, okay , i say, gregory, great, kossantin,
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we arrived home, again the coat caught our eye, and we had it with us again, what are you saying, the coat is normal, an excellent coat, wear it for your health, in case i walk behind you and explain that no one wants for 80 rubles, but to stand with an iron, then we went to the same city to a small town, well, not just at the invitation of the chairman of the executive committee, he spoke on television , they say, come to our city, new hotels, boarding houses, cafes are waiting for you, so he begged , we sat down to go, but we still got the impression that they weren’t expecting us, we decided to go to the chairman, explained to the secretary that we didn’t just drop in, but came by invitation. well, she immediately kicked us out the door, there are many of you, there are few hotels, you are crazy, so you will travel to all the cities, the chairmen speak on television, well, we received 200 at the buffet at the station
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, i say normally, well, there really are many of us, but there are few places, there are many of us, but there are few pants, there are many of us, there are few planes, you know how to brighten up their lives, grigory, there is only one way out , there should be fewer of us, you have children, no, i don’t, it’s fine, gregory, great,
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a feeling of reliable nobility, reliable, they worked together in the port, and in amateur activities. then your
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relative worked, they say, but what about my cousin, bareika by name, a hard worker, a fisherman, how hard he survived, he fled to odessa during the first world war or after the first from hunger, he fled from lithuania on foot, made his way to odessa, accidentally met his grandmother, and my grandmother, my father’s mother, she was in odessa, she received.
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hung up, says the deputy head of the port, he said, well, i’m putting on a raincoat in the tent, there’s an elderly mechanic nearby, a farmer who’s been working there for 200 years, he says , where are you going, i say, yes, there ’s sea water pouring in at the grain harbor portal theft trolleys, deputy chief porta says, okay, we have to go, he says, where are you going to beat off the waves with your ass? of course, i remained in the raincoat tent thinking, and he said: sit down, you think there are only idiots among you and me, i say, you should advise the head of the port, he says, well, that’s why, that’s how the port changed him life, what he taught, he didn’t say, you know, he said, he said. now, if there were no
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port in his life, a great collection of characters, a feeling of the sea of ​​the port, ships go somewhere to freedom, that’s the ship going there, he goes to freedom, that’s it imishen with him, here i am standing, and he is walking, and he is sailing, and i am standing, in what i was, there, there was the center of life, there it was, there it was spinning and... life was thrashing, ships, cargo, port workers, mechanics, crane operators, these cranes, the ship came, they were transporting bitumen to odessa, the ship passed through the equator, they opened the hold and only the butts were sticking out, they thought what to do, it all melted during the passage through the equator, it’s winter here and it froze, in odessa winter is decent.
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there was a minus, we drank a lot, no, someone almost misha suggested sending us back to the equator, well, idiots, how they packed it, and also the first oranges, yeah, when the first oranges arrived, they came to the port, what the crane operators, jewelers, jewelers did, a slight bend of the arrow, a turn. well, with cargo back and forth, just a railway line, a path, the train stops and the driver says to misha, oh,
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boy, the guests are orange. they eat what is not on the menu, wear what is not available, well, the people have adapted, well, the public is moving around, in stores, they are treating them to what is not available.
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they say something they haven’t heard of, read something no one wrote, get 120, spend 250, citizens steal, the country gets richer, they won’t help you out in a fight, they will win the war. at the same time , parnassus 2 appeared in his life, right? yes, what is it? parnas-2 - amateur art performance in the same palace of students. misha ilchenko and kartse and yes, misha, ilchenko, kartsiev, and many others, because it was a large team of parnas-2. yeah, and there zhvonetsky only wrote the text to them or already read it, he participated, already read from the stage. he was in scenes, they were scenes. this genre came to misha reading much later, there there were theatrical scenes, miniatures, pop miniatures, and raikin saw them in arnasi 2 , and that’s right, raikin was invited, and
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raikin’s theater was already famous, parnas-2 was already famous in the city, that’s when raikin invited roma kartsev to the chkalov sanatorium , government, where he... was resting, and he gave a statement to roma, roma was there, treated him to watermelon, and gave a statement, in a form, a form, do not write the statement by hand, but there was a blank, roma was shocked, that’s how roma got in , then roma, one roma, one roma, then roma pulled out vitya, and zhvanetsky was left alone in odessa, right?
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miniatures and roma svitiy, and how misha became misha tried to pass on and passed on his known not only to raikin, but also to others, you were included in the program, which was a success. tell me, an incident happened at our institute, we have a georgian, a student, a georgian with the last name garidza, and his name is avas, his name is that, you are a very stupid associate professor, fetyaev nikolai stepanovich, he calls him to the board, he will say, your last name is goritze, and what is your name, he says, you, my name is nikolai stepanovich, what is your name, my name is nikolai stepanovich, what is your name, he says, you, my name is nikolai stepanovich. abaski, you, my name is nikolai stepanovich, he says, what is your name? we have a georgian
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whose last name is garida, his name is about you. his name is this, you, stupid associate professor, a very stupid person , you know, calls, his last name is garidze, your name is something, you, me nikolai stepanovich, we have a georgian with the last name garidze, and his name is... and you that’s his name, that ’s what they called you, you know, he’s georgian, it’s not his fault, you know, that’s what mom and dad called him, when you were little , you know, you, they called him, what’s your name, styopa, well, you’re styopa
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, and he’s on you, he’s about you, and you’re styopa, the gurzina is on you, and styopa, who, you can’t live without women in the world, no. flowers to all the women in the studio, thank you, i like this march 8th, i congratulate all the girls on international day, smile, what do you want, explain to me, 1000, what is the field of miracles, festive issue , tomorrow on the first, happy march 8th to you everyone, our dears! our beloved, mitya, i made you a man, but you can’t find me in my eye, but the stake is 50 million pounds, put it on , you will be a wolf, we will have a house, i promise you, your
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wife was kidnapped by very dangerous people, they can kill her, come tomorrow at 10 am to the arena with a wolf, why do they need a wolf? you are afraid of me , shoot, you are the culprit of all troubles, 5, 6, 7, 8, doomed, final episode, on sunday on...
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roma, when the money ran out, roma crawled under the bed, there was a suitcase, he did not crawl out from under bed, not understanding the suitcase, he opened the suitcase and borrowed it from under the bed, she had her own safe there, yes, and roma was like that miser, natural miser. roma and vitya, but they tried, well, they fought their way through, they acted through roma, their wife and said, well, what about arkady isakovich. well, her name was roma, mom, kostya’s mom, well, they asked
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, i don’t know, i wasn’t present at this, but it’s in the theater, they’re already in the theater, and she’s an actress, yeah, a merciful and kind woman, she says, well he writes, he takes, well , why is misha walking around, well, why, and raikin invited misha in full, which means i understand correctly that if zhvonetsky had a big goal, if he understood that... of course, someone does it, well, after misha, well, not
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to your nose, not a single gossip, not a single mean thing, there, this is some kind of, i don’t know, port, odessa, courtyard, port, i don’t know what, intellectual code of honor and nobility, that means, let’s start with raikin , if i wrote, if more accurately...
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of stalinism, he was a tyrant and a despot, so you consider him an absolute absolute genius, but he was the time that demanded such a manner of behavior, such a character, otherwise you wouldn’t survive, otherwise not survive, he was both cruel and... and misha wrote about this very clearly: “be in
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leningrad, i want, i was a bachelor for a long time, i have a one-room apartment, fortitude street 19, apartment 87, telephone 568632, i remember everything, in my opinion, the fifth floor, but in a ten-story building, i gave myself a day off, i got trikes for apartment downstairs. roma kartsev lived, this is a woman two down, when i slammed the door or the wind, i went to him, because there was nothing to open it, i jumped out with a frying pan, raked it a couple of times.
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white bread with butter and a thick layer of eggplant caviar from a jar, held a piece parallel to the table, biting it and pushing it deep into myself, i took the sausage from a saucer, washed it down with tea from a huge ceramic cup, there were three spoons of sugar, i rested, then...
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on the frame beautifully, in the damp kitchen i began to prepare my lunch, i chopped onions, chopped potatoes, beat up the meat, i poured out the pearl barley, thought about soup, and during the cooking process i realized that i was making a stew. hunting with the addition of noodles, stewed meat and canned fish , my mother’s canned food, very tasty, who knows , i stewed it all with onions for a long time, washed
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the floor with a rag, got tired of it on my knees, with my bare foot wrapped in a wet rag, wipe the dust under the sofa, here that's about it. then he ate deliciously , with pleasure, soaking white bread for his enemy, thoughtfully, took the phone apart, it turned out it didn’t work , fixed it, it immediately rang, immediately broke again, day off, on this day everything was subordinate to him, at 20:00 with minutes , i put it correctly, 20:00 from... the evening began, i sat in silence for five bells, one scream at the door, the bastard, i know that you are at home, they left screaming and crying, i saw from above in minutes the first doorbell rang, because of the damp tulle, waited for the second calls,
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opened the third, it turned out to be the first five calls, outwitted... in the morning they rumbled, woke me up with the alarming aroma of coffee, an omelette with the final click of the door, thank god, i didn’t like unemployed people, i loved it when i left for work, i adored it, the laundry dried up in the shape of a refrigerator, the omelette froze in the shape of a frying pan, thanks the enormous... talent didn’t need work by 9 am, so he left at nineteen, where he arrived slightly late, thank you for your attention, here’s another quote from raikin’s memoirs: i must say that as it turns out, zhvanetsky was no
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good, he lacked diplomacy tolerance, elementary perseverance, he immediately rejected everything that was brought, good or bad, this is paradise. and he, and the company, and he had already entered the circle, the bdt, the bdt actors, were already laughing, who defended misha to death. gogatovogov understood what misha was better than arkady isakovich, and he said
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that you were him? why are you torturing him? georgy sanovich is up to no good. misha began to perform. raikin rejected, everyone is wanted here. raikin rejected, here the laughter is a success. it came to raikin instantly. stunned, what? because they themselves began to speak, i thought that he was only talking
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about them, i once again showed myself to be an idiot, because i really am from the provinces, how did i know that he was talking about me, so he speaks, so they began to speak out themselves, let him tell me, looking me in the face with his... used those the trips that he praised, i even only now understand
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how painful it was for him, because he didn’t understand, i gladly accepted it, which means he performed in the first five-year plan, and i in the zerzhinsky palace of culture, kgb, by the way, there, by the way, was the safest place, in this sense, from the stage. this is how, strangely enough, i i told him that when i looked, the hall was full, he was sitting, that means the hall, i looked, the deck of zerzhinsky was full, this kohibist told me, there, there were all the kohibists on stage, he said, in vain, you ’re trying to remember us , then i asked again, i’ll repeat it, i’ve already told this story, i asked, asked him, i said, what can you read here, he says: i’ll tell you this, mikhail, you’re apparently from the provinces, i say, yes, so, there will be an order, you can’t hide, but
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there is no order, read what you want, whatever you want to ask me , i really, and i already in this dekazhisky began to feel like such an idiot, free, maybe the only one in the country, i began to feel a little free, arkady tsakovich, no, but i’m free, like that. it was not a joke, but there are rumors, misha says: raikin wants to fire you, but raikin is silent, and he wants to fire you, it was
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resolved, well, how much tension can there be, well, understandable, you know, allow it, and raikin went through the texts, i took it here and signed the application, misha didn’t expect it, well a person always hopes, even he took a risk, he got the truth. in the nose for 3 days, he tried, three or weeks, he tried to drink dry wine, after that raikin sent a theater bus, followed by zhvanetsky, arkady isakovich demands you, misha says, and i tinted my lips, filled in my eyelashes, wiped away smeared tears, smeared mascara, rushed off, what are you doing, you, well, you quit, so what are you doing? he appreciated, he understood,
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and the guys left after him too, the guys left on their own, vitya ilchenko found a familiar secretary, typed a resignation letter, raikin was shocked by what typewriters were like in those days, a handwritten statement was presented on a typewriter, and the guys left for misha, it was already a different theater.
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and before then, and why, and how, these were the closest friends, so then i entered this circle of close friends, and before that roma and vitya, god, how long ago it was, what a year, my god, you can go crazy come down, anyone remember ten years ago, not to live with you, at least to see you, prolenin, cold may, rains , misfortunes, prohibitions, devoted women, and flowers, white sky, puddles, lakes, streets through, the sun along the streets, people across , misfortunes, prohibitions, this is then, palaces , ancient cinemas, cloudy skies, vodka, drunk little boys, drunk little girls, mushrooms in a blue hat, a purple one, cherries in the hands of visitors, and
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in the mouths of visitors, strawberries in parcels, cherries , pears, persimmons, from walls, from houses, from the white sky, from the ensemble, from capitals and porticoes, a melting ballet, cars approaching on wet roads and driving to other places, from sticking into the soul the sky, from the sea sticking into the soul, from the asphalt streets of the squares sticking into the soul,
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from what lies under his feet, and his feet are in tears... sincerity, he really wanted him to be godfather, he bought me around, carried me around, this is neptune, and yuri alekseevich was the king of the seas of the oceans, it’s very funny everything happened, he kept the boat on the bear lake, kabzon came, yura drove the boat, they sailed out to the lake, kabzon sang songs, and we
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were delighted, i’m an ordinary russian person, the same. like tens of hundreds of thousands of soviet boys and girls. a star named gagarin. premiere. march 9, on the first. we have i had it with me. the timing of his monologues became aphorisms. never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies or the loyalty of your friends. yes, well said. it’s simply amazing to be friends with him, because he’s smart, brilliant, he commented on everything, spent a day, and came out educated. can i kiss? no. no, i once told him: mikhail mikhailovich, do you know that you are a genius? he simply told me: yes, clarke, i know, i’m confused. this march marks the 90th anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky. i remember how everyone froze at home, they turned on the tape recorder, they were recording zhvanetsky, and at 11 years old i could not understand what this man was saying, in the hall the people were happy, in my house they were happy. this is not prose, this is poetry. zhvanetsky's dictionary is the dictionary
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of the country. our exclusive today is my wife, son and friends. i am satirizing about his work and my last conversation with him. the main advice that my dad gave me, he told me: “have a conscience and do what you want.” exclusive with dmitry borisov. premiere on march 10 on the first. three returned to odessa, why not stay in moscow or in st. petersburg, no , it wasn’t in moscow then, they were residents of odessa, odessa seemed to be supportive, they were invited, they didn’t
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just come, it means there was an agreement with the philharmonic that they would form their own group there, open a theater in odessa, it was still the height of soviet power and the height of cholera, then odessa was in quarantine. complete quarantine and there was observation, observation, a beautiful word, observation - this is when, well, that’s how quarantine is now, observation - it had to be spent for a week, the observation was carried out on a ship, on ships, observation it was a fun place, because the bars were open, and there were both men and women there . during the observation period, those who needed them, they spent a week closed on ships, going nowhere.
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odessa miniaturko theater that there was censorship in the theater, despite the cholera, and so there was always censorship, vitya and i did 13 or 15 performances, and not a single performance was accepted, not a single one, i swear, except this one, how to get to debasovsky, although he was the most popular, that’s all, but it came down to the reading, that’s how it was with us, he accepted it with us, we were in odessa at the odessa philharmonic, that is. this cultural committee of the odessa philharmonic, the district party committee, the city party committee, the regional party committee, ukraine, the administration of ukraine, which means the central committee of ukraine and the central committee of the party of ukraine, adopted our programs, well
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, what was left there, you can imagine, but the most interesting thing is all the programs at the first stage vitya ilchenko read, because if misha had read, they would never have been allowed in at all, vitya ilchenko took his text. and read it like that, you know, how to read it, anti, anti, anti-zhvanetsky, how could one read it like that, so that they would say: great, we allow it, and then whoever allows it, then they began to move to moscow, to moscow, three sisters, zhvanetsky.

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