king, and you shine like a yak in my heart, without fire, because you are my diamond, you have brought me to my heart at times, there are so many knights on a white horse, that’s the point, no one is needed, only a hero, because from a princess, a queen. only a king can do, how to pick up to the heart sometimes , there are so many knights on the white roots, but no one is needed, only a hero, because only a king can make a princess out of a queen, to match, to the heart of the forest, over the white stone of knights so much.

dear women, happiness on this wonderful women’s day to remain beautiful, smart, kind, loving, love you, dear women, thank you, my dear philip, happy holiday. it all begins with love, they say, in the beginning there was a word, and i proclaim again, it all begins with love, it all begins with love, insight, and work, the eyes of flowers, the eyes of a child, it all begins with love.

how a person is born is a great mystery of nature, he looks with transparent eyes. at the world in surprise and joy, and the mother with weightless tenderness, rocking her sleeping child, dreams of giving him the best that she has saved in her heart, the way a person is born by nature, a great mystery, his first steps, chopping on... he will find himself on the road, the father with genuine

pride, raising the baby to the blue sky, dreams of giving him the best that a person can give, the way a person is born by nature. great mystery, yet we have the right to hope that his life will be long, that he will be kind and affectionate, that he will be honest and devoted, that he will be brave and fierce, fighting for the happiness of people, let it always sound like that. music, ringing, on this land

inhabited by people, the voice of a child, the voice child, the eternal theme, the eternal theme of our love, so let it always happen, solon with music. on this earth inhabited by people, the voice of a child, the voice of a child, the eternal body, the eternal body of our love, the voice of a child, the voice of a baby. eternal theme, eternal theme on our

love, eternal theme, eternal theme on our love. men, may the spring sun shine for you all year round, may only faithful knights surround you, may battles around you take place only for your smile. let the magical fairy tale that your favorite artists gave you today accompany you, even

holiday. happy holiday to you, have a spring mood everyone! the leadership of our university established an award for the best teacher of the year. i

selected 33 nominees. all the students voted, and of course, as rector, i also voted. and i think this choice is the most unbiased. and this year sergey dmitrich navashen was recognized as the best teacher of the year. i accept myself. i create the world. in my soul and heart , thank you, friends, i am a father, you are like children to me, i am you, i am very glad, it is a great honor, this test, this prize, it is the fruit of great love

great responsibility, my choice is to free myself from all the destructive fears of doubt, but i am ready. “i’m ready for anything, to free myself from the fears of doubt , if anything happens, i need to rejoice, i need to rejoice, this is a gift, let’s overcome it, let’s all rejoice together, mom, we don’t have a reward, i changed my mind, i want to get married, i want get married, people think that everyone knows how, but they don’t know how to read, eva decided to believe me, she’s such a fool

, she didn’t need this raft at all, the price of fruit is pitak, it all started as a light dinner, everything is on...

hello, hello, damn it, hello, can i call your phone, mine is dead. just now,

you were a very bad boy, you waited, i will punish you. what are you, what are you? what , seryozha, we are ovulating, i mean, ovulation, you’re pregnant, you sent me a test, it ’s an ovulation test, but i thought it was a pregnancy test, keep quiet, stop word, hamster, so be silent or hamster, listen, well, i at least somehow i’m trying to make a dead elephant live, but for the elephant, let’s start first. you'll drink when we relax, i'll drink and i'll relax, just when we assure you, uh-huh, no, okay

, come on, come on, take off your pants, you'll be offended by me, oh, yesterday at kaliningrad university , by student vote , associate professor of the department of social psychology sergei dmitrievich navashin was recognized as the best teacher of the year, i speak on behalf of all kaliningraders. congratulations to sergei on this title; lyubov yudina was in the studio. here, i found the last copy only in the third store, can you imagine? have you been communicating with him for a long time, with whom, with him, with sergei novashin, who is this? best teacher of the year, you yourself i just congratulated you on air. i read a teleprompter, i don’t know which one at home. you called me yesterday from his phone, did you dial

the number from which i called, yes, a mysterious stranger, oh well, i’m kidding, i took the taxi driver’s phone to call, it turned out that he’s not a taxi driver at all, there are always taxi drivers standing there, thank you, amazing career growth, yesterday he was a taxi driver, and today he is already the best teacher of the year, are you kidding me, i saw him for the first time in my life. i just took his phone, call, lyuba, valery evgenevich, hi, well, let’s change the hero, i i’ll catch up with you, are you sure that we should change the hero the day before the broadcast, listen, we were lucky that chomsky was in the city, robert eduardovich is for it. thank you for supporting me, yes, sergey dmitrievich on yours, yes,

for a long time you have been communicating with any, with which other any, what do you do, do you know, with which any? no, i don’t know, not lyuba, who is this, you fool, she called me yesterday. your number, yesterday some girl came up on the street, asked to call, and today she congratulated you on your award, who is it, you understand that it’s very easy to check that check how long you’ve been communicating, we haven’t communicated at all, we don’t communicate at all, well, if so, i told you, what kind of love is this, yesterday some girl came up on the street. asked to call, apparently her name was lyuba, i’m already

afraid to imagine what will happen to you afterwards, and where are you talking, and lyuba came up to you, and where were you yesterday, on the street, at the doctor’s, on which street, at which doctor , should i tell you the address, at the gynecologist, yes, your mother said that at the osteopath. prospekt mira 29, were you calling my mom, what were you doing on the prospect world 29? yes, of course, you didn’t take my hand when you gave a ride to a student, did you? sergey dmitrievich! yesterday after the award ceremony there was a banquet at the university. sergei dmitrievich, can you give me a ride? but i’m in a hurry, they’re waiting at home, we’re neighbors, i live in a resort, sergei dmitrievich, since it’s on the way, give me a lift, well, the rector asked, yes, she

was his niece, i had to give her a ride. i didn't answer the phone because i was busy, i was at the gynecologist. then at the osteopath, somehow you don’t find too many doctors at one time, check-up, before the wedding, why don’t you she called me from a gynecologist or an osteopath , took the phone from some nova, because my phone died right on the street, i asked the first person i met to call me, while you happened to be on peace avenue, you like to say that i don’t love you , urgently stop the car, run to the toilet. while the rector’s niece was in the toilet, this lyuba came up and asked to call, that’s it, baby, if i had something with this

navashenny, why would i call you with his number? judging by the size of the pebble, with a wedding budget we didn’t have any problems, we’ll still get married once, all once, then for the first time, and then, as much as the division of property allows, okay, okay, you’ll have everything until the grave, i mean love, so we’ll make you the

wedding of the year, wedding of the year. everything is wildly luxurious, according to the latest moscow trends , let’s, perhaps, it’s better to stick to our concept, of course, that’s exactly what we’ve gathered here for, for the sake of your concept, order champagne, i’ll talk, come on, what section of the veneration, lord, i'll finally stop asking why are you still not married yet?

imperia elizaveta petrovna, tomorrow on the first day. elizabeth still dreamed of love and happiness. the former knocker of the village herd, alyoshka roz, became the second man in the empire. gene

sheaf, a product of stellor group. stellar group, rum, castro, a stellar group product, vodka, veta, a stellar group product, old barrel cognac, a stellar group product. women in kologa wore a shirt with a sundress and a shirt with a paneva. pick up some homemade shoes, maybe with a tsuz toe or something like that, to make it look daring. what about men's suits? we will make a red wedding shirt. kaluga dough, in essence , turns out to be a gingerbread that is eaten with a spoon, but for the sake of sweetness, so that there is happiness, the dough is made. bride and groom, hooray! here's some copper money for you, so people won't be poor! happiness, health, long life! let's play

a wedding, premiere on march 10th on the first! and how did you end up on your way to the toilet avenue of the world? on the way to where? on the way to the hostel? you said that the breeding director lives in the resort? she lives in a resort? then why live here at all? lives there? her friend , that is, we are ovulating, i’m preparing a surprise for you, the surprise was clearly unnecessary, you were 100 of my grandmother, it was unnecessary to give the rector’s niece a ride as a friend, no, i didn’t give her a ride to my friend, i gave them a ride together, together, you i also gave a ride to my friend, gave her a ride, and she was also grey. she is not a captive, then why did you place her? the rector's captive was drunk, very drunk, well, sergei dmitrievich,

it was fate that you were given a young lady, why fate? because she's our neighbor, or maybe we're still with neighbors anyone? i can give all my neighbors a ride, are you our neighbors too? no, do we live in a dorm? when are you going to tell robert that a hot air balloon wedding is a very bad idea? why is it a bad idea? mom is afraid of heights. yes, but lyuba and i always dreamed of a wedding in hot air balloons. oh, well, for the sake of the dream, i will endure. thank you, then , for the dreams. earring. a few words for the vlog, that i’m filming a vlog, i want a normal account for our club, why, in the sense that the flights can be sold, they seem to be fine now are sold, but it will be five times more expensive

, come on, hello, buy more expensive, you like to say, take care, and how many temporary workers did the rector and their assistants bring, and this is important, just interesting, urgently stop the car. what's happened? mother will close in 15 minutes, be patient, i’ve been patient for a long time already, you like to say that i don’t love you, that only girls can love, three three. you 'll fly, let the students fly, flock like cranes for putin, i understand, you just don't

want to, listen, for me the rector was drunk, i didn’t want to mess with her alone and decided to give her a ride to her friend, so of course you take less. “i wanted to leave her with her friends in the dorm, i mean, hello, i won’t let her in, she doesn’t live in the dorm drunk, this is not a public yard, i had to take her home, klimentivan, the address is like this, okay, here’s the first or second , that’s why i was delayed, why is some unknown man calling you, and you want an unknown woman to call me?”

by the way, i made an agreement with zaks. "we'll be painted right in the air, okay, yes, everything's fine, amazing idea, we used to have a house here, yes, lyuba told me, uh-huh, remember how beautifully the lilacs bloomed in our garden in the spring, lilacs, i remember, but there is no house at all. i was there not so long ago, and now everything has been rebuilt there, and the house on vashiny has also been rebuilt, whose house, on vash, our neighbors, do you remember our neighbors,

no, how come you don’t remember them? have a good evening, what sad people are, no one died, well, except for the wing, we almost drowned, it’s waist deep, well, yes, seryozha is not a master of sports, but the students love him so much students, everyone loves him, even this...

someone often asks me to take pictures with other people’s flowers, prizes and men. what is this, a photograph, i see that it’s not maslokhovst, the news anchor, lyubov yudina, congratulates serge on his award, what do you have with this lyuba? nothing, we were just accidentally photographed together, birdwashing, and we finally arrived, oh'. so let's go already, listen,

let me take a photo of how you are presenting the award in a daring manner, no, we definitely won't take photos, i took a photo, accidentally took her to a restaurant, i didn't take her to a restaurant, you were photographed together at the restaurant, by accident, and well, yes, and you accidentally gave her flowers, actually these are my flowers, they were given to me along with an award, and if these are your flowers, then... where are the flowers, where are you flowers, there are no flowers, choo-choo , i gave them to the watchman, what the hell is the watchman, you have a security guard at your institute, an uncle, an actor, in general, generally sitting, aunt, and you take responsibility for the fact that the child is at night put it on the street, just

don't make me responsible, why can't you just tell me the truth? i’m telling you the truth, dear robert, i’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time, i’m deathly afraid of heights for the last 2 months, i’ve been constantly lying to you, because, because i want to get married, i want robert to feel good with me if there are weddings on these damn air balloons will make him happy, i will endure it, like yesterday

in a hot air balloon, right? i'm going to die, i'm going to die, i'm already dying, who is this? morphoses symbols of libidum. now the hero must conquer the collective psyche within himself, namely, free himself both from the vices of the person and from the power of archetypal images, wrote down, i wrote it down, oh! this is the rector’s niece , in russian, like a mistress, is it really your own , you know, i have a theory about this, i think that such acceleration is connected with chinese vegetables, specifically with pesticides, did you watch the program about their greenhouses, their harvest ripens in three - four times faster, the norm, and this is what we feed our children, this is the result, hm... well, we

eat pesticides with you, and nothing grows, as they say, you’re not on top of your skin, you’re aggressive. “listen, why do you constantly criticize me, i’m under your pressure all the time i feel like you’re drunk here or something, i was stressed, i ’ll never climb any balls in my life again, if you want to get married, you’ll climb, take a pill, you’ll fly like hell, everything will be fine, god, girl, how tired of you are with your weddings, some people never get married at all, everything is fine and they get married , well, normal - this is not your case

. you go to robert and tell him that you visited a chiropractor, a shrink, tell him a touching story about childhood trauma, about

an abusive relationship with your mother, what kind of nonsense is this, this is not nonsense, how many times have you been married, zero, how many times have i been married. five, who understands the man better?

i understand how it all looks from your side, but yesterday i actually went to see a doctor, a gynecologist by the name of yours, yes, i was with a psychotherapist, you slept with him, this is actually a woman, in yours, this is a man, you are with him you are copulating behind my back, you are a complete moron, stop,

the queen invited yuri alekseevich to take a photo as a souvenir, although according to etiquette this is not provided, she explained: “i took a photo with an unearthly person.” gagarn, the man who came down from heaven. premiere, tomorrow on the first. the brightest and most extraordinary event of the season. battle of generations. great champions of the past and current athletes. on equal terms, on the same ice. a unique competition, like a declaration of love for your country. russian challenge. tournament of the strongest skaters, live broadcast, tomorrow on

the first. hello, uncle seryozha, vinga, why am i lying down, seryoga, so count, fish , look, hello, hello, i'm not drinking, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, open, yes not open it on you, well... at night, crossing

the threshold of the apartment, we take off our masks and turn off the lights, does it really matter who we loved yesterday, tomorrow is a new day, it will leave a mark, the day after tomorrow.

let's go, where, my wife, why? tell her where you got my photo from, i can’t, why? i can’t lie, i mean, are you kidding me or what? you get drunk first, yeah. why the hell do you have my photos and

this moronic signature, are you crazy? i left because of this yours.

here it is, we had something, no. "i had a great time with you, i want you to you stayed, i see that you want me too, that you don’t interfere, but what do you want from me, you don’t have enough peers,

but i don’t understand where is your feminine pride, where is it, what do you have there? itching or something, and these tits that you shove in my face all the time?" poke these nipples everywhere, i don’t like you, you know, i was drunk and don’t remember anything, and you used me and clung to me like a leech, look there, goodbye, which one, who is this, who, where is this? where are your guys in the cemetery, smoke, okay,

tanzania wrote about this unique experience of a book with monkeys. now the professor is in kaliningrad and in 15 minutes he will meet face to face with the audience on our channel live. don't switch your attention, lyubov yudina was with you. i thought, we're missing yeah. i don’t have enough trust, yesterday i went too far and generally went too far, why are you silent, i apologized, you definitely need to make me feel guilty, mind you, it wasn’t me who said it, lyuba, well... let’s

do this, you don't mess around anymore, i don't anymore i’m messing around, and we’ll do without any friends , childhood, psychotherapists, gynecologists, this is a sign of reconciliation , hello, i need to talk to anyone , i don’t have a passport with me, sergey, sergey, professor, professor, teacher of monkeys, i think , some of my students can

be called that, it’s with me that i’m broadcast. let's meet after, hello, robert eduardovich, good afternoon, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, we 're going there, well, yesterday they said breech presentation again, can you imagine, well, what , what should we do now, they'll make a mess, even, this sergey, guest, this is dasha, hello, buttock, and you read, read, what should you do girls, you don’t need to remove anything, listen, i’ve already breathed through the uterus, you know, i’ve already breathed through the uterus, nothing helps, grandfather’s, i’m not selling, not i can, but why else would that be, well, it doesn’t bother you, i can’t even injure you normally , you know, but at any moment i’ll get nervous and give birth, and i’ll talk to anyone someday, talk to me now, come in now, i still

can’t talk anymore, i’m giving birth, because it’s face to face on the air and i’m yudina’s love, faster, where? hello, sergey petrovich, yes, yes, turn around. lyuba kuku, we are live, the audience is watching us on... the audience is also watching on the screens in the studio, what are you talking about, for

technical reasons we are forced to interrupt for advertising, wait, no advertising, lyuba, you wanted a live broadcast , enjoy, it seems to me that i’m somehow at the wrong time... i just wanted to talk, let’s next time, why is it very timely, please, since you yourself came to me, let’s talk, please, right now, yes, now, especially since they tell me that all our technical problems have been resolved. we can calmly talk, let's talk, yes , let's talk with you with great pleasure,

let's talk, let's talk with you, we've gathered to talk about what, let's talk about your book, book, yes, book, oh, a wonderful russian edition , fresh, new, yes, my book, yes, i wrote a book about how i was adopted by a family of monkeys, why marathon runners, running their own people, they run, and i understand, live broadcast, so that’s what for the hell of it from the mountain - karina brought him, who are you brought it, idiot? sergei, what’s his name, he said that he is a teacher of monkeys

, he is a teacher of psychology, well, he’s a teacher, and the best one at that, look for chomsky, get him out of the ground , in general people call you a teacher of monkeys, but you yourself are like that, of course you don’t call me that, but i don’t call myself that, and it’s just somehow unfortunate in this photo. i didn’t look like myself at all, i’m this one in the middle, if anything, it ’s me, nevertheless, people on the street recognize you, recognize you, by the way, i wanted to ask you how often you are asked to take a photo, it happens, and i don’t i refuse, unfortunately, so do i, and this makes life more difficult, according to, i explain to you once again, i...

this is sarah, your best student, straight from tanzania, straight from the kaliningrad zoo, hello, sarah, how are you, dear viewers, we are now observing a unique communication method. for professor fonsky and primate sarah, would you like some candy? take it, i

taught him, what an unusual candy, it’s licorice, these are insects, alive, oh, how it chews! onal, you are making a huge mistake, i made a mistake when i fell for the extended

your wedding, what? i don't have any problems. traditionally, on the night of museums, a single ticket gives you the right to visit all sites of the museum ring, as well as the right to travel on special trams of the project running between the site, you can see all the information on the museum website, thank you, mom, it’s me, hello baby, say that i'm doing it wrong, hello, love, mom, can you hear?

broken glass away, i don't want to f my heart, i care about nothing.ing. according to the latest study published in the journal psychological and personality science, the average person spends about 48 minutes a day sleeping, as i asked.

in a scandalous incident at the kaliningrad university, by order of the rector , thirty-two-year-old associate professor of the department of social psychology sergei dmitrievich navashin was fired with the wording for harasmand louder, make it louder len add first-year student margari. i wrote a statement to the investigative committee with the wording nothing less than sexual harassment, violent acts of a sexual nature, in other words, rape. according to clementivo in your opinion, he forced her to have an intimate relationship for a long time, her words are confirmed by numerous witnesses. they tried to go to the hostel, but she didn’t let her in, of course, but he took her away, it’s unlikely that he was himself, he’s married, isn’t he? mentally healthy people do not walk in the streets at night in bathrobes. as

we learned, navashin’s wife, press secretary of the regional art museum , igorevskaya, filed a complaint. whether the wife will testify against her future ex- husband is still unknown, at the moment the investigative committee is conducting an investigation, anastasia was with you, rhyme, what about the future ex-husband, what the hell, who even writes these texts, failure, how very good , yes, this is really an ass, they really are all this, 35, i’m not married yet, our goal is about ourselves now, but this is not this is a victim of rape, i don’t understand where students get money for such salons, it’s better to ask where students get money for such cars, there’s also a car, well then it’s dad or

daddy, but no, she’s probably a blogger. so what did you do? hello, dear viewers, from today on my blog i will tell you about'. well-known in some ways even outstanding people of our city, my first heroine is a student of kaliningrad university, margarita klementeva, you know her as a victim of harassment from the now former teacher of kaliningrad university

sergei navasheno, but there are more joyful events in her biography. for example, she recently became the happy owner of a car worth 5,600 thousand rubles. it’s amazing that the student was lucky enough to win such a luxury car. in a raffle, she bought a bun from the roberta bakery chain, i sent a photo of the receipt, said i’m participating , and got behind the wheel. it is noteworthy that the draw was sudden, however , other residents of our city managed to take part in it. mina kentiy, tell me what happened, i bought 200 bul, i didn’t win anything. meanwhile , margarita klimentyeva bought just one bun and was immediately lucky. i don’t believe in such luck and decided to look into this story in more detail. this is kirill, although the name, as you understand, has been changed. kirill hacks any social networks and phones, thanks to him, everything secret becomes clear. and this is what he managed to find out for us.

but he demanded that i let her stay with my girlfriends for the night, in other words, navashin wanted to get rid of klementyeva, he wanted, asked me to let her in, gave me flowers, stood at the discos, every other day i called the local police officer, i inspected the apartment, it was in disarray. the bun is the key to this whole story. morozov believed that i was cheating on him with slavash, so this whole sensational story with harassment was nothing more than a banal windetta. this is how

business owners in kaliningrad resolve personal issues. and i would like to give this key to its rightful owner. i believe it is now rightfully yours. thank you. lyubov yudina was with you, like and subscribe to my channel. i'm in the office. it's clear. are we ready to shoot? yes. what will the museum surprise you with this season? after the sensational video on the former blog. in the case of the journalist of the open kaliningrad television yudina , all charges against navashin were dropped, and i have

a manicure, pedicure, i’ll go. i block everywhere on all resources, there is always an option to realize yourself in a family, and you already have a family i screwed everything up, when one door closes , another opens, yamalan folk wisdom, the most you can do now is for some fool to get a job, why for support, will i marry, who, your married beggar, are you measuring so much with money, oh, and here are the earrings... i gave you, yes, they are beautiful

, you can keep them for yourself, it’s better to give them to a student, nothing so that she won’t be inspired, for champagne. what's wrong with the circus, sit down, sit back down, you, let's talk normally, sit down, please, i'll hand over the delivery, take off now, how you? i took it and passed it on, take it off,

i’ll get married next month, in a big, pure, sincere way.

aus das leben volgt tiefer finsternis, was uns zu tun gehört, wir sind wir gewiss, bravo, cool, you too.

a minute ago you said that you are ready for anything, you are ready, you are not ready to get married, it will be a fictitious marriage, why do you need this, i want to get married, i thought you get married for love, you get married in different ways, well, i want i’ll pay you, 750,000 dollars including vat, i agree, in this outfit, a thousand maximum. entschuldigung bitte, dieses fräulein ist krank, wirklich, wir lieben uns, hat mir gerade einen antrag gemacht.

you are holding yourself on your hands, on your legs, on your heels , on your legs, on your feet, on your arm, but you have insurance, no, you are without insurance, yes. there’s this beautiful truck, they also called it a cannibal, and there’s this little rabbit like this, you’re fooling me now, okay, now i ’ll turn it back on you, fool me. try to repeat it, come on, it’s wrong, zhanna , come on, zhanna, the best, new season

march 10, on the first, bourbon stirsman, product. million pounds, put it on , you will be a wolf, we will have a house, i promise you, your wife was kidnapped by very dangerous people, they can kill her, come to the arena tomorrow at 10 am with a wolf, why do you need a wolf, are you afraid

of me, shoot, you the culprit of all troubles, 5, 6, 7 , 8, wait, doomed, final episode, on sunday on the first, hello, sergey, i washed your butt as a child, thank you, tea and coffee, yes, tea and coffee and as usual, well, all members of the ends. assembled, we can begin the operation of marrying the evil of the ex, mom, of the evil of the ex, here that's why you want to get married, which is not,

sorry, it's getting stupid, only it ends both out of spite for someone, in a week the whole city will know that i left robert right before the wedding, i left. to a simple teacher , to a bastard, why to a bastard, so in english , to a bastard, in english, guide, i know, mom, i asked you to help with the wedding, i asked, well, help me, please, like this, when it’s planned significant event, you have already submitted an application, what application? you said it wouldn't be real, we 'd get divorced right away, listen, we both ended up

in the ass, it happens, leave me alone, i won’t argue who is to blame, i got you out of prison altogether, thank you for that. and i can still go back to university, yes, the wedding is in a month, well, cats, you don’t have money for a wedding, from the word at all, yes, it’s clear, the wedding needs to be chic and on a grand scale so that everyone is pissed off, uh-huh, well, guys, you there’s only one thing left to do, to attract sponsors, cheer up, you ’re doing well already...

you let them go, you shouldn’t have , we smile, he’s married, honey, by our wedding he’ll already be unmarried, when he is, then you’ll come, mom said. happiness, well , try, i have the most dissatisfied groom in the world, these are rings, usually it is the groom who gives the bride. but you didn’t think of buying it yourself, it’s expensive, it somehow does

n’t fit with the bastard’s salary, actually i’m a kontian, by the standards of tiffany it’s a hooligan, where you smile like a fool, you can smile normally, we can already go home, i’m more i can’t, i ’m pregnant, you’re pregnant, yes, let’s imagine that you took out a loan, what kind of fool takes out a loan for a ring, probably the one... who he really wants to please his beloved, we didn’t agree, darling, we will have a child, but it’s just very unexpected, like i’m a father, congratulations, thank you very much, certificate, that’s it, it’s a fake, tiffany will be in the photo, what kind of wedding? such a finger, and you, let’s figure out how to make the proposal more romantic, well, i’m waiting for your

questions? let's go, first one, how did you become a presenter? well, i passed the casting, i went to all my competitors, yes, i didn’t take off, they took off something that you took off, listen, it looks somehow strange in these hats, no, it’s normal they look, you can't see your face. or maybe we’ll still fly ourselves? well, i’ve already told you 100 times that i will never fly on this in my life. you just need to let yourself go, let go of control, one step, you are in the sky, fear does not exist, fear may not exist , and panic attacks are very much so, no, no, no again, there is a certificate, there was a certificate, you know what your the problem, my problem is that you are trying to control everything, go to hell, but you don’t control anything at all, behind me. quickly, andrey, throw it higher, please

, where are you going ? a presenter must have, i believe that he must have the ability to quickly and correctly respond to an emergency situation, especially during a live broadcast, this is how we have it now. “can you tell your mom not to talk to me like that again? i can, but can you? i can , you’ll probably play a gift certificate for wedding doves, and i’m allergic to birds, and i’m dumbfounded, i somehow live with it, from today you learn to say no. okay, okay, i don’t want to marry you, if you

tell me, no, i’ll tear your legs out, i’ll see, i won’t, thank you, why am i dressed like kirkorov, because they paid. is he dead, excuse me, but there are also pigeons, such a sniffle falling on the guest’s head.

maybe, or i don’t know, well, there’s something there, what did you do, you’re next, stop the car, stop the car, i’m in command of the car.

how strange, i don’t remember any of this at all, but i remember.

so i’ll buy you a new one, well, as compensation, then also a new job, a new wife, please, and then i’ll have a new son-in-law, or rather, better than the old one, and you, by the way, are not the only injured country here. great, acceptance, congratulations, a drunken sms doesn’t mean anything, just like that, tomorrow we’ll digitize this film, i can see this post right away, lifelong love, but he

’ll still run after you. we had with us, the timing of his monologues became aphorisms, never exaggerate the stupidity of enemies and the loyalty of friends, yes, well said , it’s just amazing to be friends with him, because he’s smart, brilliant, he commented on everything , he spent a day, he came out educated, you can kiss him,

no, no, i somehow tell him, mikhail mikhailovich, you know that you are a genius, he told me so simply, yes, i was confused, this march marks the 90th anniversary of the birth of mikhail zhvanetsky, i remember how everyone froze at home, turned on the tape recorder, recorded zhivanetsky, but i couldn’t understand at the age of 11 what this person is saying, there were people in the hall happy, i was happy at home , this is not prose, this is poetry, zhvanetsky’s dictionary is the dictionary of the country, our exclusive today is the wife, son and friends of the satirist, about his work and my last conversation with him, the main advice that he gave me

what do you need do you need from me? we need you. tymoshenko is the only man in ukrainian politics. the americans bring a lot of weapons here from poland. let's go with torches to the maidan. are you going to shoot at peaceniks? i will not give such a command. transfer her across the maidan. premiere. from march 11 on the first. there is information that

they want to eliminate you. this rita, over the past 7 years, has been such a pain in my ass. sergei dmitrievich, let's forget all the old grievances. but we’ll arrange a loud return for you so that no questions arise, what questions? no, can you go to moscow for a conference and represent our university? thank you for the offer, of course, but such a conference needs to be prepared for at least six months. sergei dmitrievich, i read the draft of your dissertation, there is enough for three such conferences, and accreditation, aka ended 2 months ago, but not for you, you are at our... department, and for them privileges, which department, and whichever you want, this is for you sergei dmitrievich, your accreditation, tickets,

hotel, agreed, sergei dmitrievich, dear , i ask you, delete the video, please, what video?

i’m friends with love, they say love is fast, because you don’t know how to dive into the water, you don’t have one armor.

to get away with you at any time of the year, let's go, let's go, forgive me, please, are you in love with him, are you falling in love with him, warm, no, of course, well done, why do you need this unemployed married man, dubet, i love the idea.

there are many different roads that we meet every day, but do they lead us to where many are waiting for us with trepidation? different roads , but why doesn’t it converge, will they lead us to where heaven is protected, i know how to love, i know how to love, i know how to love, but i don’t know if anyone loved me, i know how to love, for a long time you're going to, i know how to love, i know how to love.

what do you want? did he pay you money? did you pay him money or did you make an agreement from old memory? everything is real with us truth? and your pregnancy too. and pregnancy, hello. the results of our experiment were surprising, it turned out that fears caused by negative experiences in the past are not always formed, fear is often a fictitious emotion, this experiment clearly proves to us that all fears acquired in life have a certain secondary benefit, and the opposite thesis also works, thesis. all the decisions

that a person makes in life, well, 97%, he makes under the influence of fear, for example, my life, when my old life completely collapsed, i realized that... that all my decisions were dictated by one thing, fear, when i had nothing more to lose and nothing to fear, i became happy, i became free, for such changes we need a new person in life, a crisis, a person , a crisis.

forgive me, i got you into this whole wedding thing, yeah, there's nothing to apologize for, i was only thinking about myself, what robert and people i don't even know would think, i think that if i get married. i will prove to everyone that i am worth something, that everything is fine with me okay, i’m normal, you’re normal, normal people don’t marry the first person they meet, it’s normal, this is definitely not about me.

you want to cancel everything, you have already been sent back to university, the question is rather what do you want? it is necessary to be near you, no , if you are wiped out, you are my main reason in life, why i still believe in love, it is necessary to be near you, the sun will cool down, if you leave, you are my main reason in life, why we still believe in love ?

what is it like to love every second of the day, i'm not everything, i don't want to settle like all. when men leave, a woman remains to wait, when men fight, a woman can only hope, you are my victory, the only one, when men betray,

you do not deserve lariche in the active army, a woman can only forgive, when men love, a woman remains a woman. bless the woman on march 10th on the first, you have one right, to be loved, veda vodka, a stellar group product, old barrel cognac, a stellar group product, stirsman bourbon, a stellar group product, whiskey. catcher is a product of stellar group. gene sheaf. product steller group. alekseevich we stood in the same formation. all my partners said, “smile.” you

look so much more like gagarin. a woman has no right to go out with her lips uncovered. when you go to the mirror in the morning and if you get scared. it seems to me that you shouldn’t grab mascara, you should go to the doctor. in your youth you were called iron shurik. my work is oxygen for me, that is, this is the recipe you need to work with pleasure, i watched your concerts, i cried, the most crying folk singer, that’s what they say, in general there is a sense of humor and it is difficult to find a more positive and cheerful person in general. podcast lab, all nights with you. room service, hello , we didn’t order anything, 812, this is for you, and you didn’t mix anything up, no, no, don’t

worry, everything is paid for, it’s normal here , yes, wow, wow, they live with the head of the department, sign. all the best, goodbye, the rector, apparently, really wants you to come back, yes, apparently, open the champagne.

what's there? this is for you. i somehow doubt that e means rector. that's why you came why, in order to get him back, i came to you, you don’t understand, he provokes us,

it’s you who provoke him, and you do it very talentedly, i’m glad that your plan worked, now we’re even, what’s the calculation, you got my flour mill, i got my job, i think it’s time for us to put an end to this story. you played too much, i didn’t play too much. you're just afraid, you're just

afraid, you said, i'm not afraid of anything, you're afraid, you're very afraid of being alone, and i don't want to close your emptiness, the hole that you have here, everything you... everything you do is only because of this, only because of the fear of being alone, and where there is fear, there is no place for love, well, there is no place for anything else at all, this is it i understood, thanks to you.

people don’t know too much, and they ruin their dreams on the eve of the night’s fuss. i was angry with the cat, so i changed something more subtle here, inga, i’m allergic to cats, that’s right, forgive me, seryozh, forgive me, forgive me, “

that’s it, yes, forgive me, please, i was wrong in many ways, are you pregnant or what? no, but that's exactly what i wanted to talk to you about, that you are not pregnant, yes, you know that male fertility declines sharply after 35, i will put a dash through and write a waiver of claims for all elements. are you getting married soon? you need a divorce, but i need high-quality biomaterial. how happy i am with our feeling. coincides, well, seryozh, why are

you so moved, well, seryozh! what's happened? you had anaphylactic shock because of the cat, the doctor said that this happens under severe stress, well, in the sense that the allergy intensifies many times over. well, i'm sorry, i'm sorry for the stress, i'm sorry. i'm here for you things i brought a towel, toilet paper, slippers, a brush, toothpaste, soap, the entire hospital kit. i also put the phone charger in, bought it,

and something else that you forgot, can i have a little water, i forgot water, but i’ll buy it for you now, i ’m running. and definitely go to morozov? yes, yes, exactly. yeah. hello. hello. and isn’t it a ward for us? no, this is where you go. thank you.

i came here, i thought something had happened to you, it happened, i realized what an idiot i was and how guilty i was before you, i know that you wanted a big, beautiful wedding, but sometimes everything doesn’t go as we planned , no exactly, i should have told you a long time ago, i’m afraid to fly, i mean literally, i’m afraid to fly, but you’re having... a wedding, you wanted a wedding in hot air balloons, i wanted the wedding i pulled out, why are you clinging to words, i understand that i went too far with your dismissal and generally went too far, forgive me, really, and you forgive me, really, what is this, this is my

wedding gift. you want to sell me a channel for 1 ruble, this is just a formality, wouldn’t it be easier for me to win such a valuable prize, just by buying a golovochka. i understand that i was wrong, but everything is about mistakes, and i love you, i want to be with you, put a signature and your channel, or better yet two signatures, one here and one.

with a dash, you don’t love me, and i don’t love you either, it happens, so i think the most honest thing we can do for each other is to get a divorce tomorrow,

do you want more magazines? no need, it’s too late, sorry what you’re doing, my riddle! friend from a wonderful past, why doesn’t this war end, because love is never good, it’s never bad.

i never liked you, i noticed that your father and i loved each other, then first your mother appeared, and then you, then in such cases it was customary to get married, well, as you can see, this happiness... did not bring anyone, maybe , you and lyuba have a second chance, it seems to me that she was given a second chance with the mugokomoval of all russia, god, what a fool you are, but she gave up everything, for the sake of, i

can’t even say what she gave up for, in my opinion look, you don’t fit each other at all, but for some reason... i really hope that this one... our the conversation will remain exclusively between us, yeah, i still have an uncle, freshly out of love, we congratulate our beautiful women on march 8th and confess our love to them two stars.

although history has established the idea of ​​anna ioannovna’s time as a dark era, it is largely unfair; it was during her reign that the construction of the empire that peter i had conceived continued . the work of the senate was restored, measures were taken to reduce taxes on peasants, and decrees were issued. on the decision of cases by judges with a clear conscience. empire, anna ioanovna. tomorrow, on the first day. while she easily disposed of the lives of her subjects, she could not arrange her own. it's definitely safe. exactly. with this wind, i’m even with my children. do you have children? this is good. this is very good. children are a factor of stability. so. will we fall water? and the kuly will attack, siste, i understand, wait, this is exactly, definitely safe, exactly, exactly, i

accept myself, create peace in my soul and heart, it’s my choice, get rid of the destructive fears of doubt, i’m not afraid, i ’m not afraid, fear no, one step, i'm in the sky, i'm i’m not afraid, i’m not afraid, there’s no fear, but open your eyes, open your eyes, open your eyes, you’ll see the beauty, i did it , i did it, about me, what are you doing here, why am i, what are

you doing with the instructor, i neutralized him , he has children, they will understand me, if you open it, take it, take it, what is this, quiet. real yeah, did you rob a bank? the bank robbed me, i took out a loan, and i agree with the interest rate, with your offer, hands and hearts, but let's start with your hand, give me your hand. we won't fall, no, don't worry, cool,

yes, i hate you, i love you, i love you. yours time ends in 15 minutes, that this is our wedding, the real one, i know you ’re a fan of effective, but if you want, we can post it right away, are we going to get married or are we changing the date again, enough of the hassle,

we’re not changing the date, we’re getting married. hurray, in our huge world there are many countries, but the greatest, the most beautiful country is, besides you, i have four visiting ceremonies today, i was just waiting for you to swoop in, excuse me, forgive me, a beautiful country of love, in it, as in many other countries have their own sights, vast expanses of kindness. that means so, that means, either you get married as is, or you come to the office in a beautiful dress, like all normal people, no, let’s get married right now, like crazy people, a diploma of our hearts, our care, or you can go straight to the finale,

do you agree, agree. people can’t always be close, people can’t always be together , wouldn’t it be possible to be in earthly love endlessly, tell me why then do we love, tell me why do we love each other, reading the days, burning our hearts, i love, everything we wait for time like a miracle alone, go.

in the mists of the worlds to wander so that you and i, we find each other, suddenly fate orders us to disperse, fate again orders us to disperse, in the light of the stars, on the edge of a village,

misfortune, separation in the universe is... you are not happiness, loss in the universe , uh, you , update, find, love, find, it’s always not easy, still, i’m looking for you around the world, again, i’m looking for you around the world, looking for you, among other people’s spaces and centuries, excuse me, but the fact is that you are in case of cancellation.

you don’t need to give me your phone, well, if you give me your phone, then to just anyone, to hell with you you do this, what if i’m some kind of monk, if i’m generally crazy. it also seems to me that i’m your neighbor, then i’ll call you day and night, you didn’t think about it, you should have, can you please, telephone, telephone, this is an intimate thing, you know, intimate, like i don’t know,

like a dental brush, like panties, you give your panties to just anyone, take your phone, hide it in your pocket, don’t give it to anyone, understand? sorry. hello, the program is about the most notable events of this day. tender day of the calendar, march 8 in russia, gifts, warm words, including from vladimir putin.