tv PODKAST 1TV March 9, 2024 3:00am-3:51am MSK
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and there’s someone in the butt with a knee, frantic social work, another little puddle, mommy, just like that, well done, and hello, please, they’re already going abroad, they’re already holding meetings, they’re already standing on callouses, now you and i , now you and i will drink warm milk, yes mommy, now we will drink warm milk, and your stomach will work well, the revolution continues to this day, mommy, whoever was nobody becomes everything with us, he will soak your liver, milk , now we will soak the liver, milk, now, come on, mommy, come on, what is it , what is it, i don’t want to, yes, you think it’s dry, yes, something hasn’t gotten wet, baby, let’s go to my place, mommy’s going out tonight, huh?
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no, i don’t want to, misha, little kitten, why on the motor back there, for half an hour, for half an hour in total, well , i already said i don’t want to, i still need to stuff it in the refrigerator, grandma’s birthday is coming up, i got it with such difficulty, i haven’t even given the money yet , but as much as necessary, but it’s not necessary, i’m having a step the other day, you offend, and tomorrow is tomorrow.
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so interesting, hello, dear karkusha, granddaughter tanya writes to you together with grandmother masha, turn around, otherwise grandma can’t see anything , we want to write to you right away, our dear little girl, that you are a real smart girl, in september you told us in borech that a lot of cats and dogs don’t know the rules of the road at all movements, yes, this is true, very often they fall under the wheels of cars, it’s very offensive, only you karkus could have thought of it.
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we can go together, i can be escorted to the airport, you will feel awkward, and i will also look stupid, why? we have so much humiliation, i fly in first, organize everything and in 3 days i’m waiting for you in atler, then we’ll be alone for a whole month, can you imagine? the sea and us, i promise you, i will look at you, you know, lord, lord, hug me!
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nights, get out of here, otherwise you won’t get it in the morning, right? yeah, and gangwang, cheap, red price fifty rubles, market day, how much? 50 rubles, well why are you surprised, it’s a good swimsuit for 200-250, lord, but what should it be better? well, and this... by the way, how do you know? am i living on a cloud, or what? nastya, i don’t have time to take it out from under my grandmother. i don't know anything, i'm putting away the cot. oh, what a lousy girl, well, who did she tell, i should wash the clothes later, the evidence is already coming out that he’s been with me like
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gobbling up ascorbic acid? in autumn you need vitamins, what kind are you? it’s none of your business, take the ruble and get out of the house, it’s clear, i don’t give a damn about this ruble, what kind of expression do i give a damn, it’s a damn thing that doesn’t hurt my ears, give me 20 kopecks, why 20, take the metro to the bus there and back, why are you going to eat, mom, while i ’m doing my internship in gastronomy, listen. this is disgusting, this is unintelligent, it has remade the system, i don’t care about this system, i don’t want you in i participated in it, take the ruble, you squealed , i can’t, listen, but i look okay, but i’m flying away,
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in socks. wow, i can’t live without champagne, where did you get the mouthpieces? at the belorussian station, are you a normal person, every flower there costs 5 rubles each, did you receive an inheritance? no, daily allowance, and compensation for unused vacation, yes, you are really unwell, i will take care of you, i will take care of you seriously, i can only dream about it, undress, undress, come in.
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eat, eat, otherwise it will get cold, so they sent me to these courses, and soup, and soup? this is something abkhazian, they add the letter a to every russian word, kursovet, and store, and especially, an automated production management system, i work as a dispatcher at a plant, a senior dispatcher. well, senior is just that, one name, but they send me for 3
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weeks, what is a dispatcher, a dispatcher, there is a schedule for processing orders, well, the subordinates did not deliver something. the plan flies to kedrina’s mother, but you sit down, call, demand, beg, beg, you shout, they shout at you, and you shout, i... i don’t shout, they shout at me anymore,
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and i repeat to you again, it’s important basically decide whether to go with him or not. for me this is a question of life, everything can finally be decided there, not a damn thing will be decided, this is a question of life for you, and for him a woman is in a bed for the duration of the vacation, marin, i forbid you, well, he ’s a cabey, you look at him carefully, at his sweet face says so, male, marina, idiot. it’s kind of cold here today, andrei pavlovich, rudny, but what if i close the window? for god's sake, maryana
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vasiliv, what if i do this, how can it be, boss, what are you, what are you? she also gave me a primitive provocation, she lifted up my skirt, he’s a man, it would have been worse if if he saw your thighs , nothing would arise at all, oh, everything he needed, everything arose , i want fish, listen, lida, postpone your vacation on the spot, we’ll go to yalta together, i ’ve got everything covered there as a tourist, and we’ll settle in great hotel, creativity is just a stone's throw away, we'll find two gorgeous men 97. 84,
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fed you an hour ago, i made your bed, your bedside table is clean. you yourself are dry, yes, dry, yes, what did you need from me, that you are closing yourself, that you are closing yourself, comedian, you someone has ever beaten you, someone has ever reproached you for anything, why are you shutting up, put your little hand down, you have always lived the way you wanted it. and you forced me to live the way you want it, it was you who divorced me from victor, you didn’t want to register him, you made him a coming husband, aledy was 4 years old then, even if he was a fool, fanfare, but he was a father my daughter, your granddaughter,
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finally, he was my husband, you understand, damn you completely, i could... also she would have made a blue man, well, no, of course , she didn’t need a student, but now he has everything, and you and i are starving like hell without salt, but i, i can’t buy myself extra tights, girls, god knows, what are you wearing, little hand, she covered herself, put your hand down, you've spoiled my whole... life, you can understand that, i don't have any life, but you, sasha, remember, do you remember alexander naumovich? you just chewed him up out of the blue, you know, because he’s a golberg, you deprived nastya of her father, you forced her to change her last name,
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and by the way, he loves me very much, you understand, he still loves me, you understand, he adores our nastyukha. in six months i will be 50 years old, well, for some time a normal, healthy man came, he wanted to take you to the south, he wanted to plant you in a meadow so that you could smell the flowers, lord, my god, lord, when is all this it will end, so what? well, what are you, why are you crying? well , mom, my dear, okay, don’t cry, mommy, don’t cry, don’t cry
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, mommy, forgive me, okay, okay, forgive me, mommy, really, that’s it it’s not true what i told you, it’s not true, my dear, forgive me, forgive me, lord, i’m a fool. forgive me, mummy , lord, that you got wound up, mummy, i really don’t even know what’s happening to me, forgive me, mummy, drink a little, the old fool got wound up, that’s it, i told you everything wrong, i said everything wrong, no don’t remember one word of mine... remember, that’s it, mommy, lead me through, lead me through, we, you know, have a wonderful life, we live wonderfully, in general,
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we live very well, everything will still be very good for us ok, everything will be very wonderful and better than everyone else, hello? i don’t have a home, i’m at a disco, and aren’t you sick? i’m also very sorry, listen, will you come to us the day after tomorrow? no, why, no, no, it’s my mother’s birthday, well, they’ll only have their own. no, why is it convenient? comfortable, uh-huh, good night, who is it? yes, you don’t
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know him, interesting movie, just your own people, i don’t know, very nice, lonely person, is that enough for you? i'm not at home, yeah, hello, sasha, sashenka, we're waiting for you tomorrow, yeah, you'll talk to dad, well, he's already waiting, go quickly, why are you walking like a cow, hello daddy, yeah, everything is in order, everything is fine, yes, you will come, well, everything is in order, yes. well, yes, it’s a blast, now, wait, mom , can you imagine, my grandmother sent me sneakers from israel, the same ones that the olympic team had, great, i’m very
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happy, for you, for your grandmother, for the israeli team, well, hello, bye , yes, i’m not at home, i’ll be back late, and in general i’ll ask you not to call me again, ever. why did you quarrel with her? mommy, mind your own business, i’m watching you do it right, but i’m taking it with me i'll take a look for myself sometime, okay? by the way, i, i, i, by the way, do everything , i think all the time, only about... you and i think, turn on grandma’s program, it’s already started, okay, daughter, turn the tv on, grandma
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can’t see a damn thing, yeah, ok, daughter, mommy, i can see you, daughter, i turned to my ninetieth birthday. and yuri gagarin. i would love to visit everywhere, but i’m afraid that there won’t be enough time to visit everywhere. gagarin is a flash, a smile, communication. this was the face of the soviet union, which suddenly seemed to the whole world. simplicity, relationships, sincerity, this is the most important thing, sincerity. he really wanted him to be godfather. he bought me around, wore me. this is neptune, and yuri alekseevich was the king.
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seas of the oceans, it all happened very funny, he kept the boat on the bear lakes, kabzon came, yura, drove the boat, sailed out onto the lake, kobzon sang songs, and we were delighted, i am an ordinary russian person, just like dozens of soviet youths and girls, star named gagarin, premiere, tomorrow on the first. the brightest and extraordinary event of the season. battle of generations. great champions of the past and current athletes. equally. on the same ice. a unique competition, like a declaration of love for your country. russian challenge. tournament of the strongest skaters. live stream.
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you see, i’m late for work, my god, my god, you’re getting up at 6 a.m. tomorrow, we won’t have time to get you ready, lidunya, no, well, i remember, yesterday the gloves were lying here on the table, nastya, you’re not i saw where my gloves were, why do you need gloves in the car, and he left the night before yesterday, my god, where are they, listen, you’ve already swayed everyone in the house with gloves, choke on, i’ll put this dress on for you too, mom, you see, you see that it’s growing, i see, i see, maybe in a restaurant,
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well, in the mood, yeah, viktor vitalievich - four, your dad five, evgenia , six , who is evgeniy anatolyich, write six pieces, okay, so, grandma will eat oatmeal again, so what will grandma eat with us, and you buy two chicken cutlets, it’s clear, uh-huh, oh, where does that come from? i have it here, huh? i received it yesterday, you are my golden one, why is it so little? oh, damn, i forgot, i already bought languages, what are you doing now, well, we need to defrost them, nastya, i immediately admitted where you got them from, you know, this kind
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of communism, mom, is when every soviet person has a familiar butcher in the store, you know, it’s just disgusting, so let’s look into our bright the future is disgusting, you know , that’s all, but it’s delicious, give me the money, for... lida, can i see you for a minute, please forgive me, you lida, yes, you don’t remember me , i’m nadya andrei pavlovich’s wife, you ’ll forgive me, i just don’t know now, who else, what are you, you are me, forgive me, you already know yes? anything with andrey pavlych? they flew south, with your friend, with marina. she flew out after him yesterday, and not in yalta, he changed his ticket to simphepol. lidochka, could you contact her somehow
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, you see, i have two children, the youngest is now with a neighbor, i’m just kostya, stop rocking, you’re in the way, sorry, it’s okay, i, he’s not heavy, lida. “i have no one else to go to, i’m completely alone, if he leaves us, i just don’t know what to do, i don’t even have any specialty, you know, help me, lina, contact me her, i don’t have anyone else, i’m just alone." i have a moscow adler ticket for tomorrow at 6:10 am. could i change it? for what? for
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money. oh, and i’m already thinking, where did i go, we met well, calm down, i have a book here for you, very valuable, as for a future lawyer, it’s called the criminal code, listen, article 119, sexual intercourse with a person, forms, well, thank god, you didn’t think of that before, so here you go, learn this by heart, you bastard, if you ever come close to me again, sit still from the bell,
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for each other, i’ll have vodka, i’ll have some cognac, please, can i have a drop this thing, just please, this thing, you fool, this is it. drink of the gods, well, mom, well, yes, mom, mom, okay, that's enough. hey, is it a restaurant or something? lord, how much did you pay? my darlings, my darlings, what does it matter, where they come from, what? do you spit? "let our house be a full cup, okay,
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yo, that's enough, come on, come on, that's enough, you who offended you, daughter, why are you my little one, why are you my dear sunshine, who?" "offended you? who hurt my daughter? who hurt my little one? go quickly, the devil brought someone! go quickly and do something. dacha? well, let's go, you'll wash yourself, right? well, go quickly, open it, well, how many times do i have to tell you? man is calling! let's go, let's go, you wash yourself, let's go, daughter! who will hurt you? who offended my little lady? let's go, my little one, let's wash ourselves quickly in cold water! oh,
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evgeny anatolyevich, excuse me that i i’m stressing you out so much, but as my mother said, when only our own people gather, well, no, what are you talking about, nastenka, i’m even very pleased, i adore cinzana, italy, the drink of the gods, well, really, now that i’m getting ready to become a mother, it’s coming. well, i say, you have to limit yourself before giving birth, yes, when is this wonderful event supposed to happen? well , in seven months, in 7.5 months, nastya, we have someone, no, everything is fine, mom, just your own, go, daughter, and i ’ll wipe it, go. you idiot, by the way,
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evgeniyevich, do you think he’s from bermuda? does the triangle really exist, or is it so, three sweats, someone else’s dog, so, nastyukh, what are you, you’re wearing jeans, it’s so convenient for me, evgeniy anatolyevich, please bring the tongues, dishes, in the kitchen, on the porch. hurray, dad has come, dad, i bought you some cilantro,
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thank you, look at me, hello, hello, honey, come in, take off your clothes, here are your sneakers, hello, hello, yes. i congratulate you on your mother’s birthday, by the way, my people sent her a medicine, you hear, it’s very effective, yes, literally all countries have patented it, well naturally, besides us, sashenka, please introduce yourself, this is evgeniy anatolyevich, my friend, here is evgeniy anatolyevich, this is sasha,
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hello, ledochka, it's grandma, thank you, everything is fine. thank you, thank god , take it, hello nastya, how are you, vital , okay, hello, hello, this is for you, meet me, this is evgeniy anatolyevich, this is my closest friend, victor, my first husband. litochka's father, it's very nice, yes, it’s funny, well, you know, i’m just at the meeting of the presidium and the board, yes, everyone
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is incredibly interested, help me, please, leave the chair, please, you don’t change. so where else and here else yes here we are from here now, give it here, please, yeah , just like that, mitya, i made you a man, but you can’t find me a wolf, 50 million pounds are at stake, put it on, a wolf you will, we will have a home, i promise you. your wife was kidnapped by very dangerous people, they can kill her, come to the arena tomorrow at 10 am with a wolf, why do we need a wolf, you’re afraid shoot me, you are the culprit of all troubles, 5, 6, 7, doomed, final episode on sunday on
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the first. he will bring a flash drive, an electronic key , and money can be sent remotely , i understand, well, you guys are generally magicians, they grabbed onto other people’s money and divided it, i took a share for my services , he took his, corruption, i don’t understand, corruption in english, bribery, corruption, decay, oh, i smell money they are dividing, whose question is?
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for grandma, standing, standing, for grandma, your health, your health, mommy, your health, your health, me? i thought i was so confused, vinolich, yeah, of course, so, what is it that we have here, and the chicken, i can do something else, no, please, zhenya, take the chicken, yes, no, dad, tongue,
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do you want it, i’ve already forgotten what it looks like, what’s zhenya? we’ll report it together, easily , you know, zhenya, maybe i should really go see you for a while, i haven’t been to the sea for so long, you show me your plant, olidochka, he’ll head the house, well, a trial balloon, so to speak, and now i’ll ask you to knock it out for, you’ll , no, no, zalinochkin’s vacation, zalinochkin’s adler, daddy, no way... given, but i ’ll try to use it to find a new one work, please, i don’t understand, please explain, what’s the matter? you see , well, lidochka doesn’t want to go to this stinking adler, she has her own considerations, lord, well, what
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considerations, well, let him say what considerations, really, let him say what secrets an ordinary soviet person can have from the collective, public trumps personal , yes, viktor vitalievich, no one is asking you at all yet, snotty , of course, just a minute, viktor vitalievich, i ’ll ask you to talk to the girls in a different tone, but that’s enough, that’s enough, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, that’s it, so now to the question of the postponed vacation, grandma, i’m returning this subsidy to you, especially since your mother probably begged you for it, thank you dear, nastya, but i want to give you this swimsuit, sorry, dear, cheap, hong kong, i’ll give you more, so what?
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can you imagine what i will look like in the summer? are you serious? wait, if i now call the district prosecutor, these are my close friends, we’ll isolate this bastard for 10 years, don’t you dare lie. article 119, part one up to 3 years, nothing, we will formalize this as rape, and i you are being sued for slander, flattery is not your business
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, yes, you need to arrange an abortion immediately, leda, you have your own doctor for this profile, you , what an abortion, okay, i’ll do it myself, an abortion is necessary, but here you go. yes, what is this, what is an apple from an apple, why are you doing this, honestly, that’s enough, you have something to do with it, lida, forgive me, dear, i didn’t think at first, but now i really want it, but what are you you want a child. lord , mother god, what, what did you, how could you, how could you do this
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, you, i talked to you, i ’ll explain everything to you, my daughter, dear, what, how you’re not ashamed of something that i should be ashamed of, you gave birth to two, you weren’t ashamed, well , here i am, i give birth to my husbands, it’s simple. it’s disgustingly unnatural to get pregnant at 15 years old, you know, viktor vitalievich , if you got pregnant, it would be disgusting and unnatural, and a girl at 15 years old, why do you say, sasha, mulya, well, of course, well, a little early, but that’s okay , no big deal, maybe for you and for your relatives who went there, no big deal, fuck you, you know what? sasha, you you live in russia, gentlemen, please don’t forget this, listen, you are already behaving indecently, it’s possible, god knows,
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